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The year is 1999 and the first broadcast of Rádio Impuls is starting.

We have been broadcasting for 25 years. Rádio Impuls, joie de vivre!

Hi!

Welcome back to my show "In the Kitchen with Monika

aka No More TV Dinners."

Today we're cooking fish.

It's called payara.

We'll need bok choy...

limes...

mini cucumbers, Romanesco broccoli, and herbs.

Done! So this is what lime curry with payara looks like.

- Wow, it'll be so good! - You can't mistake that for anything else.

- Let's see it! - Oh, fiddlesticks!

Accidents will happen.

What kind of yummy food was that?

Yuck! If you eat that, you're a real pig.

Hi, folks!

So Zemánek and all his family are going to the seaside this year.

Hi, Moni.

- How was school, Dianka? - Fine.

I spoke to your teacher at lunch,

and he said we should practice division and remainders.

How do you spell "inheritance"? Is there an "A" or "E" after "T"?

Well...

-"A," of course. - So, why didn't you write it like that?

You can't keep any secrets in the staffroom.

- Oops, I've got stuck to something. - Jesus.

Have you been cooking?

It smells good.

It's really good.

- Have we still got some? - Not anymore.

So, here we were in Bulgaria.

This is Italy.

And the Baltic. The water was really cold there.

And now we've made a bit of space here.

So, what magnet is it going to be this year?

Does anyone know?

I do.

Tell me what you would like to do on holiday,

and I'll tell you if your wish will be granted or not.

I'd probably like to go on that Black Mamba water slide again.

- You let her go on the Black Mamba? - What? The Black Mamba?

But children under twelve are not allowed. Is that right, Didi?

I probably got it mixed up with something else.

I see.

Never mind. Look.

A massive swimming pool and water slide, with a crazy golf course next door.

I could film a special episode from the Adriatic there.

- Is there a kitchenette there? - What do you need a kitchenette for?

There are four restaurants there. You can have what you want.

I'm not filming it without a kitchenette. I'll go to the markets.

For fresh fish, calamari, octopus, shrimps. I'll be cooking all the time.

But you don't have to cook, you're going there to rest.

Yoga, swimming, snorkeling, diving...

The children will have an activity program.

I've booked a two-roomed apartment.

What use is that?

Honzík, I know you.

You promise something,

- and it always ends up the same way. - Come on.

You send me to yoga, the children will be at their activities

and you'll be drinking beer by the pool with Zemánek.

Oh, come on. What made you think that?

Of course not. Not by the pool.

I'm scared that all they'll have there is Ožujsko beer.

- Just so long as it's cold. - The best thing would be to bring our own.

Yes, but you can't take it onto the plane, can you?

He's got a new one again.

Always going somewhere. He's as brown as a berry.

Hello!

Nice wheels.

Play.

I've won, great!

- My ball's closer. - Maybe to the ground, yes.

- But mine's closer. - No, mine's closer.

Gábina!

String!

Bloody cheek!

- What are they doing there? - Did you move it?

- Measuring their balls. - You moved it, mate.

- It just rolled over. - Did you bake this?

- Yeah, the box is in the fridge. - I've seen your new video.

- Really? - I admire your patience anyway.

Christ alive!

I don't cook at all.

Not at all?

All that work, and what do you get from it?

So, I'll count up to ten and you run away.

One,

two,

three, ten!

- Head shot! - Hey, that doesn't count!

Junior, stop running, you'll be out of breath.

They just don't play fair.

Junior, it's meal time. Put the pistols down and come and eat.

Double-shot killer. You're dead!

That doesn't count, we're not playing anymore.

- It does! - It doesn't.

Game over, mate.

- Dad, I've won. - Of course you did.

And so did I. The Zemáneks always win.

I almost forgot. Watch out.

This, my friends, is the hottest chili pepper in the world.

It's about one thousand times hotter than jalapeños.

I put two drops in the food once and I couldn't even speak.

So no more than one drop. You'll have one, won't you?

- Hang on, I... - Good.

- Well, thanks. - You're welcome.

- Dad, I want at least half a drop! - No. You're still too young for that.

Exactly. That's why I don't eat it anymore.

- Come on, let's go. - Mom, I want children's champagne.

- But you've drunk it all. - I'll show you half a drop!

Have a coke with the cake.

I'm so happy that our holidays are always

so peaceful, chilled and relaxed.

Well, when I was small,

our holidays were one big adventure.

Because your dad's crazy. He's over 70,

but he's still climbing mountains, skydiving and diving.

- He'd die of boredom by the pool. - He couldn't manage that.

That's true!

Because Dad knows how to live.

It burns like hell!

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello.

We have met here to discuss the late Václav Procházka.

Your father left no will,

so his inheritance shall be distributed in accordance with the law.

House plant, one item.

Set of medications.

And vehicle documents.

Sign it here, please.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

The plant?

Hello!

Hello!

Anyone in there?

What is it? What's up? I've got work to do.

I should have a car here.

What car? There're a lot of cars here.

What does it look like?

I have no idea.

Well, that's great. And how am I supposed to know?

It's my late father's car, Václav Procházka.

Venca's kicked the bucket?

Venca "Prochajda"?

- Your dad, eh? - Hmm.

- So you're Monika. - Hmm.

- I'm Honza. - Okay, give it to me.

All right, girl, it's you.

The last time I saw you, you pooed yourself.

But you've grown into a pretty woman.

Well, you've got a real beauty hidden here.

Okay, here she is.

- This one? - Not this one. Her!

That one?

Yeah!

Oh, it's Mite!

THE BEAR KING

Dad used to take us on trips in his Mite.

- Once we even went to the seaside. - The seaside? In this?

This could still make it to the seaside even today.

- Really? - Of course.

All right, let's do it.

Don't be crazy, you can't even move this.

Listen, friend, this little thing

has a Spitfire engine in its guts, you know.

The Allies won the war with it and now the whole of Africa uses it.

Africa maybe, but this won't even start.

That it won't start? Take a look, my friend.

See? What did I tell you?

This will take you to the seaside just like that.

The cooler's leaking a bit, but we'll patch it up,

change the wiring and a few other things.

A few things, a few things.

Honza, it'll be so romantic!

We can sleep somewhere by the sea, on the beach. And I'll cook for us.

- What about our hotel? All-inclusive. - This will be our hotel.

All-exclusive.

Do you know how dangerous it is to drive with such an old car? It has no airbags.

And how can I park it? It doesn't have parking sensors.

The only thing it has is mold. There's plenty of that in here.

Hey, step on the gas.

What are you gawping at? Come on, step on the gas!

I can't see you, damn it. Step on the gas! Do it!

Properly! And now the clutch.

Know what the clutch is? Good.

Okay, fine, you can switch it off now.

If you give me a bit of a hand, it'll be like new.

- Give you a hand? - You chose the destination.

And I chose the means of transport. That's fair, isn't it?

Release the brake and let's shove it to the garage.

- Shove it? - Yeah.

You're so kind, repairing Mite just like that!

- I'm going to pick up Didi, all right? - Okay.

Cheerio.

Cheerio.

A bit more.

Good. Good.

Close the gate.

Everything all right?

Wash this side.

Get out of the way.

- You there? - Yeah.

Okay, good. Watch out.

Go ahead and pump it up.

- Where are the screws? - I don't know.

That's enough, fine. Come here.

- What about the plant? - I don't know, keep it.

- It'll be a proper chick magnet. - Really?

Just so long as you have the spare parts. And I've got them.

Well, I'm really lucky.

Yes, because you have such a great wife.

She knows how to handle you, doesn't she?

- So this is Mite! - Wow, she's beautiful.

That's how I remember it.

Wow.

Radiator.

Wow.

- Dad, can I sleep up there? - Of course.

Wow, there's so much space here!

Mom, so we can take whatever we want?

Yeah, this year we can take everything we want.

Give me a hand.

What do you need a barbecue for? Will you be roasting a piglet?

You'll love it when I roast a piglet for you!

No. Dianka, Luďa's staying at home.

- But Luďa wants to go too! - No way.

But Mom's taking the whole kitchen.

Well, each one of us will have to sacrifice something.

Good, so clean out the fridge,

I need to put some Tibetan mushroom in there.

And want to have fresh kefir every morning, right?

No, I want to have a beer every morning! Do you know what it's like

to drink that Ožujsko?

That's the only advantage of this motor home.

- Stop making it a toy shop in here! - And you stop making it a brewery!

Precisely.

- Are we off, then? - Why here? Why not at home?

Oh, wow! You're a real adventurer.

You know what they say.

Ford there, train back. Do you know how far it is?

Do you think it will get there? Has it got air con?

I don't know. But it's got a fridge. A well-equipped one.

- You on a dairy diet? - She's really taking the mickey.

Why did she take it out?

If you don't take the beers, you're a dead man.

Taking this onto the plane would cost a fortune.

Here you are.

You said it was like a skateboard for water!

And that's what it is!

Catch!

Bye! See you on the Riviera.

We might have just as well taken Luďa!

No way, Junior and Petr can at least ride this.

- Oh, dear. - All right.

I switched the boiler off and the alarm on.

- Did you lock the door? - You did.

- Yes, I did. - Got your papers?

No, you took them.

- Yeah! They're here. - Yeah.

- Let's go, then! - Let's go.

Let's go!

- Let's go! - Yeah!

- Look! - I've not seen that for years.

- What's that? - It's like one of your MP3s.

Dad, that's not an MP3.

- That's a mobile. - Okay then, but I had an MP3 player.

I like flowers on the meadow

I like it when the sun shines

I just like spending summer with you

...this world seems so full of talk

And the more I feel better

How long till we get there?

A bit to go yet.

- Dad, what's this? - This little one?

- Hmm. - It says we have enough fuel.

Mom, it's really hot in here.

Moni, close it, it's really noisy in here.

I'll try to adjust it. Hang on, maybe down here...

Stop it, just drive! I can kind of remember it.

It was here... Oh, it's working now.

- But it's too warm. - No, Mom, you have to do it like this.

No, stay back! I'll do it.

- Dad, did you break it? - Break it, break it...

- Seems to be blowing less now. - That's just what you think.

It only takes a moment before you get used to the warmth,

because the body has this amazing ability

that is called thermoregulation.

- Dad, please. - No one's listening to you anyway.

- Is there tea or water in there? - Water.

Good.

- Bloody hell! - I'm boiling!

You're so greedy, brother. No way!

I needed to save it from the heat.

What would you have when we arrive there?

I'd like to make a big dinner for everyone.

Moni, I don't know, sorry, I can't even think of food.

Maybe I could make Ćevapi, that's from the Balkans.

But don't forget that Zemánek's wife doesn't eat meat.

All right, just go ahead!

It's as hot as in a dead monkey's arse in here!

Sorry.

- What've you got there? - What's that?

- Let's see! - What's that you've got?

"You can draw, you can write, but don't tear the sheets."

That's good.

Dad wrote down all the trips that we went on with Mite.

- Look. - Is that you, Mom?

I want to go the same way like Grandpa did.

No, it would mean going through Hungary.

- I want to go through Hungary! - Yes, please.

That would take a hundred years.

We're not going through Hungary, but how about leaving the motorway?

- Please. - It's completely...

People keep passing us and we can't even open the window.

The GPS says it's faster on the motorway.

Yeah, but not with this car. It'd also mean less kilometers, look.

Dad.

- Please. - Dad.

Mom, are we going to travel the whole night?

Well, we can have a break somewhere.

We don't have to, I'm fine. I can manage it in one go.

You'll see parasol pines in the morning. That means that you're at the sea.

What are parasol pines?

Pinus pinea, parasol pine, a Mediterranean version of a pine tree.

- It's better here, isn't it? - Significantly.

There you go.

No way!

What's up?

Hello.

What's up?

There's a lorry stuck down there on the bridge. That's two hours' wait.

- What? - You'll have to go round it.

Turn round here, go back and first left after the forest.

I'm sorry?

Listen, didn't we go past the exit?

- There wasn't any. - I think there was,

you just weren't looking.

Of course I was. When I'm driving, I also look, don't I?

- Children, was there an exit? - No.

- Dad, there it is. Here. - There you go, there's the exit.

Yeah, that'll be it.

It's a country road.

It's not. A country road goes across the fields, this is a forest road.

I wanted to go on the motorway. You wanted to enjoy the view,

so here you have a beautiful forest road.

- Why have we stopped? - I'm still driving.

So go.

It's not working.

- What? - Everyone stay calm.

Just keep calm.

Have a look at the engine.

Fine.

Hmm?

- Could you pass me a tool, please? - Hmm.

But which one?

I don't know, Moni. Maybe a hammer?

- Phone Vilda. - And what should I say to him?

That it's broken.

Make a video call.

- Where are you going? - To check it around here.

Don't go too far!

Do you think he'll fix it?

I don't know. He also said he'd fix the lawn mower at the cottage,

but it's still in pieces in the shed.

I'll have to find a place for it to get serviced.

What are you on about? Don't even think of it.

No one's got the parts for it. Let's see the distributor.

- Distributor! This is the cooler. - I know what it is.

That's strange, it was all fine at the workshop.

Is there water in the cooler?

But don't open it or you'll get scalded. You have to wait until it cools down.

Oh, thanks for the advice. So, what should I do?

Diana, come here!

Mom! Mom!

- Didi? - Mom!

These cars had problems with indicators.

The gauge needles were playing up. Did you top up the petrol?

- No. - Aha. So that's it.

But take care, these engines don't have a supply pump.

You have to use a tube, do it the old-fashioned way, like this.

Look!

It must have been a poacher.

- Poacher? - Hmm.

Come on. Péťa, come on.

Péťa!

Come on.

Chop chop!

Look, Mom.

Oh.

In the kitchen with Monika, but she's nowhere to be found.

Excellent.

What's up?

Damn it! What the...

Bloody hell!

- What are you doing there? - Opening the roof window.

It's a panoramic roof. Mite doesn't have a roof window.

Yeah. And now it doesn't even have a panoramic roof.

Dad, look, we've found a hare.

That's a rabbit, Dianka. I'm going for petrol.

- Are we out of petrol? - Yes, we are.

This wouldn't have happened if we'd flown with the Zemáneks.

Welcome. How are you?

We're at the hotel, Junior's already gone for a swim.

And guess what? There's Czech beer on tap here!

It's heaven!

We're saved!

Mate, what are those Croatians playing at?

It's an all-inclusive hotel, but I can't take beer to the beach with me.

But they won't outsmart the Zemáneks. Gábina poured it into a thermos for me,

so it's nice and cold and no one can say a thing.

I hope you're taking those paddleboards, mate.

A slight complication.

We'll just top up the petrol and we'll be on our way.

We'll be there in a flash.

See you, mate.

Mayor, we've run out of beer!

Where is he?

AT THE MAYOR'S

You're crazy. Why are you sitting over there?

We're in the shade. It was roasting hot up there.

Bring it over to us.

Certainly not!

You always sit here, so stop talking rubbish.

Don't be daft, it'll get warm there.

If I had to serve everyone like that, I'd run myself to death.

- What's he doing? - What an idiot!

Fetch the bottles.

Why me?

You wanted to sit here.

All right, then.

Hello!

Gentlemen, I don't want to disturb you, but...

Sorry. My car conked out, so I need some fuel.

Listen, could you

chuck those beers over here?

- Of course. - The petrol station's over there.

- Where? - Over there!

- I see. Is it far? - It depends.

Depends on where you are.

Hey, wait! Where are you taking that?

They want their beer.

Don't even think of it. They'd get used to it.

Come on, have one with us and bring us the bottles.

- I can't have any. - Why not?

I'm driving.

He doesn't drink!

- So, what are you doing here? - Looking for fuel.

I'll pour a bit for you. I've got stocks of juice for my machine here.

But the bottles will stay here.

Come here.

Come here!

Listen, what's your name?

- Honza. - I see.

- And Honza, are you from Prague? - Are you from Prague?

No. Are you two brothers?

No. He's my grandmother's brother's wife's sister's son.

Hang on, that's true, you're

my aunt's husband's sister's grandchild!

I've got the juice!

Perfect!

Aren't you pouring it the wrong way?

Come on, Moni.

Try cranking it up.

These old engines need to be sucked up properly.

- So, where is it? - Vilda said that, too.

Here we go. Okay.

All right.

Try again!

There we go!

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

Thank you so much. Want some?

Oh, dear.

Well, if you insist. Thank you.

They're amazing.

Bon voyage.

- You gave him all the schnitzels? - He just took them.

But I'm hungry, too.

Just go.

- I'm the navigator. - No, I want to navigate.

- I've got the map. - But I'm navigating!

- You don't even know how. - I know how to navigate!

- You can't even read it. - I can!

I want to know whether I should go through the tunnels or over the mountains.

- Tunnels! - Mountains!

- Tunnels! - Quiet!

Stop arguing, the two of you!

We're going through the tunnels, it's faster.

Ha!

The Mayor's Praguers.

- How about a stop for some ice cream? - Yeah, ice cream!

- Please! - No ice cream.

- We're exhausted. - We're delayed, we have to go.

Dad, please.

No way. I'm driving like Schumacher now.

What was that?

I don't know.

- What is it? - Can you smell that?

Yuck.

There's no thrust.

Pull over down there.

Good.

Honza, stop! Stop.

All right...

Jesus Christ.

Big Ears!

- Didi, where are you running? - Dianka!

- What are you doing? - Come out!

- Jesus Christ. - You brought that hare with you?

Do you know that you're not allowed to take animals across the border?

It's a bunny rabbit. And it doesn't have a mother.

There's a pipe sticking out down there.

Phone Vilda tomorrow to get things moving again.

- Here. - Thank you.

We should have flown with the Zemáneks.

Don't worry, Dad. There're pines here, too.

And we have enough supplies.

Yes, but we don't have enough beer.

But we've got loads of kefir.

- Kefir's also good. - Fine, so we'll drink kefir.

- What's he called? - Big Ears.

Voilà!

I don't know.

Moni, how about some newspapers or something to light the fire with?

Blimey!

Nice!

Wow, that caught light nicely.

- Did you pour petrol on there? - No.

- You liar! - Leave me alone!

- What have you got there? - I think I've got a splinter.

Let's see.

Yeah, it's there.

- I'll take it out for you. - How?

What're you doing?

- Is it out? - Yes, it is.

- Got anything else in there? - No.

No, you don't.

Here? Let's see.

- And how about you? - I don't think so.

You don't? You don't have anything?

Why did we stop doing this?

I don't know.

I thought you deserved a better holiday than

somewhere in a tent around a fire.

Like hotels, you know.

Ouch!

Up you go.

- But I can't reach. - Step on me.

Night!

Night, Mom, night, Dad.

Don't you think that people used to be shorter back then?

Is it a tight squeeze?

Yeah, but I don't really mind.

There's water dripping on me. From the roof window.

It's not a roof window, it's a panoramic roof.

I doubt it if there's water dripping on me.

What is it?

Dad, there's a man on a tractor pointing at us.

- This is a road, get that out of the way! - I'm sorry.

- But can't you drive round it? - Doubt it.

And do it quietly, because my children are still sleeping.

- Sleeping? Now? - What?

- Yeah. - Move that stuff aside, we're going!

Junior is minus one paddleboard.

You didn't know it was inflatable?

Shoot me!

Loosen the half-axis.

But careful, that split pin could be rusty,

so you have to give it a good pull.

Like this?

- Properly. Got it? - It's moved a bit.

Yes?

- Honza, listen... - Hang on, I think I've got it!

...make sure you don't open the toilet cistern by accident.

Exactly. Jesus.

Listen, I have to run now. Bye.

Have a nice time, bye.

Right in the mouth!

- So, it was this thing? - Yeah.

Vilda will fix it, put it back on and we'll be off after lunch.

- You're so handy. - Yeah.

- Honza. - Yeah?

Just fix that first aid kit and you can set off.

Kids, keep an eye on your mom, okay?

And have some kefir. It's healthy.

Listen, I heard this on the radio the other day.

If you block half the holes in the watering can,

you save half the amount of water.

You're such an idiot.

Bloody hell, there's a wasp there again. I nearly...

Let's see.

Shit!

Well, thanks a lot.

Great.

I'm totally soaked, man. This early in the morning.

Look.

What're you carrying?

- My car's broken. - Tell us all about it.

I have to take this to my mechanic. Do you know when the bus goes?

Morning and evening.

- Aha. - What part of the day is it now?

- Morning. - Yeah!

It left two hours ago.

But come here, come here.

Since you're from Prague, you'll definitely know this, won't you?

I'm not from Prague.

Mayor, the Praguer has a problem again.

And bring some glasses over, I had a wasp in my beer again.

I'm not bringing you anything.

Cover it with something, you sozzled oafs.

There you go, now you'll save a lot of beer.

When we went canoeing with Dad,

he said that it was enough to wash every third day.

If you don't fall in the water, that is. Just like a hippo.

- Péťa, are we canoeing at the moment? - No.

- And is Dad here? - No.

So forget about the hippo.

- Did you spit at me? - Yeah.

Mom! He gobbed at me!

- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?

We're standing here.

You're camping on private property.

- We're not camping. - And in the middle of the road.

- We're not camping. - Yes, you are!

Our car broke down and my husband went for help.

What a mess! You've blocked the whole road with your camping.

- How am I supposed to get through? - I'll move it aside right away.

Why didn't you ask someone to pull you off to the side?

- I told you. - Mom, I'm done! Bring me some paper!

Take it to her. I'm sorry.

I wonder how long you'll be stinking here for.

Who was that woman?

Mom, what did you do with Grandpa

in the summer holidays when you were little?

With Grandpa?

Well, we climbed trees, and later he taught me how to climb rocks.

- And did you go swimming sometimes, too? - Of course.

- So let's go swimming! - No!

I don't want to!

Do you know that there are leeches in the water?

- Really? - Yes.

And when they fasten on to you, they suck out all your blood.

- Yuck. - Really.

- But they say that's actually healthy. - Healthy?

Hmm.

- Do you see that? - What?

That man over there.

He's got a sack, isn't he a poacher?

Poacher?

- Mom! - Come here, I've made you a snack.

We saw a poacher by the river. And leeches, too!

Come on! Come and have a look!

Have something to drink, first. Let's see what you've got!

Wow, that's beautiful.

Have you eaten everything?

Even the paper, Péťa?

What paper?

Come on, we have to go shopping.

Your nose. You've got a piece of carrot on your nose.

- Is it over there? - Yeah.

- Hello! - Hello!

- You're here for the bowl, right? - Oh! Thank you.

- All right, there you are. - The schnitzels were fantastic!

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

I only came to do some shopping before Honza gets back.

Of course, come on in.

Well, he'll be a while yet.

- He only left a minute ago. - What?

I asked old Šebesta, my supplier,

to take him and his metal stick to the station.

Maybe half an hour ago.

- I see. - So we're stuck here.

- The old hag won't like it at all. - Don't call her an old hag!

- What old hag? - What old hag?

The one whose private property we're camping on.

- But we're not camping! - You mean Mrs. Jánská.

Beware of women, mate!

- Come on, let's choose something. - Come here, little ones!

What's that furry creature you've got there?

It's a bunny rabbit. We saved it from a poacher.

- And what's his name? Pellet? - Big Ears.

Well, here every other person's a poacher. Yeah. Especially by the water, eh?

By the water?

Don't say you're still topping up. I said you should fly with us

and not come up with stupid stuff.

But you're too hen-pecked for that, aren't you?

Hey, buy me a thermos somewhere, they confiscated mine here.

So, the good news is that we've topped up the petrol.

Unfortunately, the radiator is overheated, so we have to wait.

And yes, you were right, we should have gone with you.

Sir, it's forbidden to use the toilet while we're still in a station.

Will we be going soon?

We're waiting for the connection from Kostelec.

Yeah.

Careful.

- He's definitely a poacher, let's go. - Yes.

- Come on! - Give me your hand!

Hold on!

Careful, he'll see us, duck!

Sister!

Petr, help me!

Give me your hand!

- Big Ears is in my rucksack! - Oh, yes!

- He's fine. - Good.

Good.

Hold the bucket.

- Can you see anything? - It's really dark there.

And what's in there?

Boo!

Ow, my knee! Run!

- I told you to hold the bucket! - But you didn't say how long for!

Damn it!

Keep running!

What do you think I'm doing?

- I've won! - I wasn't racing.

Of course, suddenly.

- Hi. - Hi.

Look what I've made! Have a look!

- Let's see! - Oh!

Leave it! It's for the lady that told us we were camping here.

- For the old hag? - Don't call her an old hag.

- But she's an old hag. - Petr.

- What happened to you? - What?

Oh, this?

It's nothing. My dad said that men don't feel pain.

- They don't, eh? - No.

Ow!

Didn't you say men don't feel pain?

- The parts haven't arrived yet. - Are you taking the mickey?

- They'll come tomorrow, in the morning. - They were supposed to be here last week!

- It's not my fault. - I'll show you! Just you wait!

I need to drive that car to Brno in the evening!

Who do you think you are? Bloody coward, get out!

You don't want to see me if it doesn't arrive tomorrow!

Stop gawping!

Hi!

Oh, I got a fright. Good, it's you.

We'll solder the bracket that fell off.

Then we'll attach it to the engine. The front part, okay?

- Of course. - Yeah.

You have to grease the split pin with Vaseline,

otherwise it won't squeeze in.

Hit it with a rubber hammer, otherwise it'll bend.

And then the Cardan shaft will be nice and snug.

- Piece of piss. - Yeah, it is.

Okay, we'll solder the shaft and then we can go.

Hang on, that's not all.

You've messed up the thermostat in the radiator.

You'll have to change it or it'll keep overheating.

Good, so let's change the thermostat. But we need to get going.

I've got almost all the parts for Mite here,

but I don't have a thermostat in the workshop.

- And what does that mean? - That I have to order one.

Eda will bring it tomorrow together with the parts for this piece of crap.

That'll be a heap of work.

It'll take all day tomorrow.

Hang on, so you're not going with me?

Bloody hell.

What's up? Here.

Hello!

Hello!

We've brought you something.

- You first. - Yeah.

Give me your hand.

These are stomach juices.

And these are eyeballs.

What are you doing here?

Mom!

- Mom! - What are you doing?

- What are you stealing? - Did you steal something?

Yes, you're stealing things! That's my fruit!

It's not enough to block the road, so you've come to break my things, eh?

Hello. No, we've come to apologize for blocking the road.

- We've made you a quiche. - It's a complete tip in there!

What's a quiche?

You've really gone too far this time. Look at all the damage!

Give me a hand.

Don't clean it with your bare hands.

Christ, don't eat it! There could be broken glass in it!

And do you know what? I've got a better idea.

- Come with me, you two. - I'll go with you.

- There's no need, we'll manage. - Mom!

Go.

Come with me.

All right.

You stack the wood over there and you rake the hay.

I want to see nice ricks.

- Is that clear? - Yes.

Chop chop.

I don't know why they did it. Can we make it up to you somehow?

It'll be enough if you get out of the access road.

We'll leave as soon as it's fixed.

It's really nice in here, though. You grew it all yourself?

Yes. I don't throw anything out.

- Can I ask something? - Yes.

What's this pesto made from?

Wild garlic.

- That's lovely. - It goes best with fried bread.

- Can I have the recipe? - Yeah, sure.

- So, you like it here? - A lot.

My daughter always says:

"Why waste time when you can buy everything nowadays?"

But it's not the same.

Christ, get lost, you beast! Piss off!

Bloody hell.

So you're useful helpers after all!

- If only you also helped out at home. - It's not really work when we're out.

Fiddlesticks.

Fine.

Good.

I wonder how I'll put Mite back together.

- I can't even fix a lawn mower. - Buy a goat, then.

We'll have to go to the river again tomorrow.

So that the poacher doesn't hurt any more animals.

We'll go there as soon as we get up, okay?

Hmm.

- Are you in bed? - Watch out, Mom's on her way. Shh.

Monika's stuck in the field with the children

- and I'm necking beer here. - Oh, come on.

Just don't tell her.

Nothing bad about that. Look, sweeties.

This isn't how I imagined our holiday.

Listen, I drink beer while I'm working.

And I've been doing that my whole life.

Well, that explains why Mite keeps breaking down.

Come on, when you drink beer sensibly,

it doesn't affect your work or your private life.

- Oh! - What's up?

Zemánek.

Why are you so freaked-out by that boss of yours?

He's not my boss, he's a friend, a work colleague.

I see? Look.

The main thing is to do things the way you want.

Don't let others interfere. That's what I do.

Ho ho, look.

Good.

Sorted.

Yeah?

- Oh, sorry! - Are you cleaning up?

- Yeah, a bit. - Got anything new here?

Take a look.

- So, what do you fancy? Take your pick. - I'll come another time.

Yeah? Oh, all right.

I'm here all day.

I know you'll come back three more times,

and you still won't buy anything.

You're being so good today.

I'm shocked.

Done!

Done!

We're going to feed Big Ears now.

- Where's his boat? - I don't think he's here.

Let's climb in through the window.

Let me do it.

Try harder.

- Come on! - Okay.

So, what are we looking for?

For his poacher stuff, so he can't hurt any more animals.

And what does poacher stuff actually look like?

Probably... like this?

That's good.

Take it.

Damn it, hide!

- What're you doing here? - Run!

What are you doing?

Damn it! Lousy brats!

And they even broke the window. Damn you!

Well, at least we'll have dinner.

- I've brought you the stuff. - Oh, that's you.

Listen, I need the mallet back, okay?

Yeah.

And remember, loosen the half-shafts and pull them out just a little bit.

- Make sure they don't fall out. - Yeah, right.

- Let me know and enjoy the sea. - Sure. Thanks, bye.

- Bye-bye. - What?

Nothing, I was just saying "bye." Take care.

Yeah.

Diana, I can't see Big Ears anywhere.

Where's he hiding him?

I'm not Diana.

I'm Indiana.

Shut up! Concentrate. We need to get moving!

You go this way and I'll go that way.

It's gonna take both of us about 20 seconds.

We'll encircle him. Then you lead him to the water

and I'll get in the shed and rescue Big Ears.

Is that clear?

I'll distract him and we can get on with it.

No, wait!

Oops.

Perfect, change of plans.

- Come on, move it! - Damn it!

Come on, quick!

He's here, I've found him!

Quick, come on!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

You miserable rascals, damn you both! Stop!

That was a close call.

- Don't tell Mom. - Sure.

What are we cooking, then?

- Rooster in red wine. - I've never tried that.

I wonder how you'll manage to get off with it.

Comfrey is good for joints and muscles,

dill for the stomach

and kidney cramps, lemon balm for insomnia.

- What is it? - Do you recognize this?

- Some herb form Provence? - Hardly.

What's that thing on your ears? Let me see.

Well, it must keep you warm in winter, right?

But what about that noise?

Give it here.

That's good!

I wouldn't enjoy that. Always arranging, photographing, filming...

But I do enjoy it.

And the children are older now, so I have more time for it.

How can you handle it, living here all alone like this?

I'm not alone, I live here with my husband.

- You have a husband? - Yeah.

- But where is he? - We had a fight.

Because he almost burned down the barn...

distilling this.

- Yeah, men are trouble. - Yes.

Here's to us.

Fifty percent.

I'm sorry, I need to get off. Sorry.

- Watch it. - All right, not this way.

- You can't get off here. - Be careful.

- I'm trying. - Bloody hell, ouch!

- Excuse me! - I don't believe it.

I told you.

But I really need to get out.

Okay, I'm down here.

Well done.

Good!

- Thanks! - You're welcome. Good luck!

- Thanks! Take care! - Bye-bye!

Fingers crossed!

Bye-bye!

Hello, Moni.

I've just come back.

I'll call you later, okay? Wait a minute.

No!

For God's sake!

No!

What am I supposed to do now?

Yeah!

Daddy's here!

Hello, Dad!

Hi.

Hungry? A great lunch is ready. As a reward for being so handy.

- Yeah? - Hmm.

Well, something happened.

Do you remember how that tractor ran over the paddleboard?

- Yeah. - Well, I saved the other one.

- Look what I've found! - I see.

Well?

- That's a good slingshot. - Honza!

What?

I don't know what to do. If I'm supposed to bolt it together

or just weld it...

I don't actually have any tools with me.

The only thing I have

is this rubber mallet.

Hmm.

But Bohdan has all the tools you can possibly think of.

- I'm sure he has a welder, too. - And who is Bohdan?

My husband.

You just have to move the car to his workshop by the river.

But how do we do it?

Hana, this is unbelievably delicious!

This thing is perfect!

Wait!

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey!

Listen, kiddos,

can your mom make a nice roasted pork belly, too?

She can. And a very nice one!

And how about a duck?

What a ride!

The poacher! It's the poacher!

And now we're screwed.

- Hello, Mayor. - Hello there!

So you've brought me some vermin.

- What vermin? - Well, the two little ones.

They broke my window and sank my boat!

Hello. I hear you have a welder.

- Yeah. - It would be awfully nice of you.

My car broke down and I need to weld on a gimbal.

- Are those your children? - Yes.

- They deserve a proper thrashing! - Excuse me?

Bohdan claims that your children broke his window and sank the boat.

Yeah.

Well, what can you tell me about it?

Well, we didn't want him...

to torture animals.

- Bohdan, you torture animals? - Who told you such rubbish?

Well, the two gentlemen in the village green

said you were poaching down here by the water.

You're a poacher!

You can't trust everything that people tell you.

Bohdan's a decent fellow.

Well...

A bit more!

- No. - No way.

When you say "three," and I'll start pushing.

- What do you mean by "three"? - On three!

- One, two, three! - Let me try, like this.

What're you doing?

A bit more.

All right, that's enough.

What have you got there?

- I fell on the rocks in the river. - We need to disinfect it.

- Is that necessary? - Yes, it is.

There you go.

- So, you're not a poacher? - No, I'm not.

- You're a good guy, then? - Of course!

His wife would probably disagree, but I guess so.

How's that?

- He almost blew up the barn... - Stop it.

...when he was making his new liquor.

So, Auntie is mad at you now?

Well, not really, she's just not talking to me.

That's why I've moved my workshop here. Let's have a look at your Mite now.

- I'll be off, then. - I'd like to ride on that tractor again.

Yeah, it was great.

- Please! - Dad, please!

Would you take my kids to the farm, please?

- Sure thing! - Yeah!

Listen, I've got an idea.

- Hey. - Hello.

- It's for you. - Thank you.

And this one is for you, Auntie.

It's from Uncle. He says he's terribly sorry

and he doesn't want you to be angry anymore.

Bohdan picked this?

He hasn't given me a single flower since our wedding day.

Do you like it?

I do.

When I've welded on the gimbal, I'll put it in here myself.

You'll just pass me the right wrench. The monkey one, you see?

- And it's got a Spitfire engine. - You don't say!

- Oh, yeah. - Someone's been taking good care of it.

Thank you. I actually like the car.

These old machines have one big advantage.

All you need is one wrench, a hammer, screwdriver, pliers, a piece of wire.

And with a rubber mallet, you can even hammer it out.

So you can fix almost everything yourself.

- That's what I love most about it. - Oh, dear.

- How's it going? - We're about to start Mite now.

- Are you? - I'm really curious.

Well, you'll be all set, then.

Yeah!

- Great! - Mite is alive again.

- Yeah! - So, what do you think?

- Hello. - Hello.

- I hear you picked these for me. - Me?

Yeah, sure, I did, yeah, yeah.

Well, thank you.

And you've fixed the bench swing, too?

A long time ago. See? You haven't been here for ages.

Don't worry, Bohdan will keep an eye on him for you.

Get in the car.

- Bye. - Bye.

I'm so happy the car broke down.

Otherwise we wouldn't have met.

If you ever want to camp out here again, anytime,

feel free to do so. There's plenty of room by the water.

- And we'd love to see you again, right? - Of course.

So, are you looking forward to the seaside?

Yeah.

Mom, Diana's crying.

Didi, what's wrong?

I don't want to leave.

Don't cry.

Why do we have to leave?

Dad, you're good.

- Hello, hello! - So here we are again.

- Hello! Hi! - Welcome back.

Hey!

So, was Zemánek mad that we didn't make it?

Oh, Zemánek. I haven't even called him yet.

Grab the oars from above. Yeah, that's it, well done!

Uncle, you should go in the water, too.

Me? When you get in the water, you're all the more beautiful.

But I would just swell, swell and swell

until I drowned, because I'd be swollen like a green pea!

So, you don't mind if we don't repeat your childhood trip to the sea?

No.

We never made it to the seaside with my dad either.

Mite would always break down on the way.

I'm going to join them.

Wait a minute. What do you mean?

You really never got there? And how many times did you try?

Mom! Dad!