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[Deck the Halls plays]
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*
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- 'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE--
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THAT IS, ALL THROUGH ME--
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NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING,
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EXCEPT SHERIFF CARTER
AND DOCTOR BLAKE.
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- WOW. THINK YOU WENT
A LITTLE OVERBOARD
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DECKING THE HALLS HERE?
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- I THINK THAT S.A.R.A.H.
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
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- THANK YOU, DR. BLAKE.
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I FEEL SO FESTIVE.
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- HEY, CAN YOU HAND ME THE
TALKING POLAR BEAR OVER THERE?
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JENNA IS DYING FOR IT.
- YEAH.
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WOW, THEN, UH--THEN
YOU'RE ALMOST DONE, RIGHT?
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- I'M IN THE HOMESTRETCH.
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LET'S SEE,
I'VE STUFFED THE STOCKINGS,
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HUNG THE MISTLETOE,
ROASTED CHESTNUTS...
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AND--
OH, MAN.
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I FORGOT
THE SILICON AIR BATTERY.
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- OH, NO,
NOT THE SILICON AIR--
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
WITHOUT A SILICON AIR BATTERY?
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- IT'S THE POWER SOURCE
FOR ONE OF JENNA'S GIFTS.
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- YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT NOW?
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- TRUST ME,
ONCE SHE OPENS IT,
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SHE'S GOING TO WANT
TO USE IT RIGHT AWAY.
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- ALLY...
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WHY DON'T
YOU JUST SIT DOWN, HUH?
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RELAX, ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS?
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- HAVE YOU MET ME BEFORE?
THIS IS HOW I ENJOY IT.
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HONEY, THIS IS THE ONE TIME A
YEAR WE CAN MAKE A LITTLE MAGIC.
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AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU AND HENRY CONSPIRING.
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- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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- [laughs]
- NONE AT ALL.
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- SEE,
IT'S JUST OUR FOLKS.
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- JENNA THOUGHT
SHE HEARD SANTA CLAUS.
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[laughter]
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE?
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OKAY, LISTEN,
THOSE GIFTS ARE FROM US,
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BUT IF YOU WANT SANTA
TO BRING HIS PRESENTS,
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO
TO SLEEP.
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- YEAH,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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- ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
WE READ ONE MORE STORY?
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THE SOONER YOU GO TO BED,
THE SOONER YOU CAN WAKE UP,
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AND THEN WE CAN ALL OPEN
OUR PRESENTS TOGETHER.
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- SAY, "YES, MOMMY."
- YES, MOMMY.
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- THAT'S MY GIRL.
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ALL RIGHT, BABY,
I WILL BE BACK IN A BIT.
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- ALL RIGHT, ME TOO.
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I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK ON ANDY.
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NOT EVEN A ROBOT SHOULD BE ALONE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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- ALL RIGHT, ONE STORY,
AND RIGHT TO BED.
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- I'LL TRY.
- OH.
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- THEY ALL WANTED TO MAKE
THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS,
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BUT THIS WAS EUREKA.
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- [grunts]
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HI, GUYS.
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MANAGED TO, UH, SNEAK AWAY.
WE STILL ON SCHEDULE?
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- YES, SIRREE, ALL SYSTEMS GO
FOR OPERATION HO, HO, HO.
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THAT'S OUR CODE NAME FOR THE BIG
CHRISTMAS-MORNING SURPRISE.
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- INGENIOUS.
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- AND I MADE
ALL THE KIDS' FAVORITES--
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SNICKERDOODLES,
FUDGE, FRUITCAKE.
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- YEAH,
WE'RE ALMOST SET UP HERE.
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YOU WANT A--
YOU WANT A SNEAK PEEK?
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- YEAH, HIT ME.
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- HERE WE GO.
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[electronic humming]
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- THAT'S A PEEK,
ALL RIGHT.
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- DON'T WORRY--
A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS,
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AND YOUR WINTER WONDERLAND
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WILL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN
IN NO TIME.
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- I HOPE SO.
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IT'S MY ONLY WISH
THIS CHRISTMAS.
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- [gasps]
I HAVE ONE, TOO.
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AND I HAVE BEEN
SUCH A GOOD BOY.
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- YOU DON'T ACTUALLY...
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OF COURSE YOU DO,
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I JUST HOPE
THAT HENRY AND FARGO
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HAVE THE SNOW-MAKING MACHINE
READY.
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- YOU MEAN
THE SUPER-PHOTON GENERATOR?
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- SURE. YEAH.
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JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE KIDS'
FACES WHEN THEY WAKE UP
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AND THE WHOLE TOWN'S
COVERED IN SNOW.
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- IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.
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- "HE SPRANG TO HIS SLEIGH,
TO HIS TEAM GAVE A WHISTLE,
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"AND AWAY THEY ALL FLEW
LIKE THE DOWN OF A THISTLE,
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"BUT I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM
AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT,
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'HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.'"
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[laughter]
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- LET'S PLAY.
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- JENNA, WE HAVE
TO GO TO BED.
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- THERE'S NO WAY
SHE'S GOING TO GO.
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- WELL, MAYBE
YOU COULD HELP?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
LET HER OPEN HER PRESENT.
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YOU WANT TO OPEN A PRESENT?
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- OKAY, YEAH, LIKE YOUR MOM
WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT.
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THAT'S NOT HOW
YOUR FAMILY DOES CHRISTMAS.
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- YEAH, BUT JACK SAYS
YOU GUYS ALWAYS OPEN ONE PRESENT
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ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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AND AREN'T WE A PART
OF YOUR FAMILY NOW?
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- WOW.
YOU'RE GOOD.
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OKAY, JENNA, ONE PRESENT,
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THEN WE HAVE
TO GO TO SLEEP, OKAY?
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- SIT.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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IT'S HOLOTOWN.
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- WHAT'S IT DO?
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- "IMAGINE A JOURNEY
WITH TURNS AND TWISTS,
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YOUR GREATEST ADVENTURE
WITHIN EXISTS."
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- "YOU MAKE THE CHOICES,
DECIDE WHAT, WHERE, AND WHEN.
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CREATE YOUR OWN HOLOTOWN.
READY? BEGIN."
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- YOU WANT TO PLAY?
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YES?
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
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- OH, I DON'T THINK WE CAN.
THERE'S NO BATTERY.
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OH, WELL,
BEDDY-BYE TIME.
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- I BET I CAN FIND SOMETHING
TO START IT UP.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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- THANKS, KEVIN.
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- THANKS, KEVIN.
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- ALLISON?
- [gasps]
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OH.
- SORRY.
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- [laughs]
YOU STARTLED ME.
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- I WASN'T EXPECTING
ANYONE TO BE HERE.
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- OH, WELL, I NEED THIS
FOR ONE OF JENNA'S PRESENTS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?
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- I LET MY TEAM
HAVE THE NIGHT OFF.
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- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ACTIVATE
AUTOMATIC SECURITY PROTOCOLS.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK
ON CHRISTMAS EVE EITHER.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER?
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- OH, UH, THANKS.
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UM, BUT I'M GOOD.
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- HMM.
- I LIKE IT LIKE THIS.
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IT'S THE ONLY TIME
IT'S CALM AT G.D.
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- [chuckles]
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[PDA rings]
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- WHEN WILL I LEARN?
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- SYSTEM OVERLOAD--
SHUT IT DOWN.
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- I'M TRYING.
I'VE LOST CONTACT.
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THERE'S SOME SORT
OF INTERFERENCE.
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- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
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- UH, NOTHING.
- REALLY?
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BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE
OUR SUPER-PHOTON GENERATOR
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HAS GONE BERSERK.
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- WELL, IT'S JUST A GLITCH
WHICH WE CAN'T SEEM TO IDENTIFY.
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NOW, FARGO, YOU HAVE INSPECTED
THE GENERATOR SITE
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AND CONFIRMED THE CONNECTIONS?
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- I MADE A LIST.
I CHECKED IT TWICE.
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- WHY ARE YOU TWO MESSING
WITH THIS STUFF NOW?
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- IT'S CLASSIFIED.
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BUT--
AH, NO NEED TO PANIC.
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I CAN RESTORE CONTACT
FROM HERE.
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- YOU WERE SAYING?
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- HMM.
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[rumbling]
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- HEY, GUYS?
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WHAT IS THAT?
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- MUST BE
THE SUPER-PHOTON GENERATOR.
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- HUH.
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MAYBE THEY SET IT
OFF EARLY.
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- THAT JUST MEANS
MORE SNOW, RIGHT?
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- UH, THAT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE SNOW.
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- DEFINITELY NOT SNOW!
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[all screaming]
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- DEFINITELY NOT SNOW.
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- * FA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA *
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* FA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA *
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* LA, LA, LA, LA
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- DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
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- EITHER THAT, OR I'M DREAMING.
PINCH ME, SHERIFF.
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- TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
YOU'RE AWAKE.
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ANDY, WHY ARE WE CARTOONS?
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- I BELIEVE
WE ONLY APPEAR TO BE.
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THE EXPLOSION OF SUPER-PHOTONS
MUST HAVE CHANGED
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THE WAY OUR EYES
ARE TRANSLATING LIGHT.
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IT MAY BE ALTERING
OUR PERCEPTION.
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- YOU ASK FOR A SIMPLE
WHITE CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
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A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW.
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ALLISON?
SMALL ISSUE.
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- WE NOTICED.
WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
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FARGO AND HENRY
LOST COMMUNICATION
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WITH THE SUPER-PHOTON
GENERATOR.
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- DID THEY TELL YOU
WHAT THEY WERE DOING?
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- IT'S CLASSIFIED, APPARENTLY.
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- GOOD.
UM, HEY...
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HOW LONG IS THIS MISPERCEPTION
THING GOING TO LAST?
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- THE SUPER-PHOTONS
HAVEN'T DISSIPATED,
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WHICH MEANS THE GENERATOR
IS STILL LEAKING.
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- JACK, YOU'LL HAVE TO STOP
THE FLOW MANUALLY.
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- MANUALLY.
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- I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE SITE.
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- YOU HEAR THAT?
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- YEAH,
SO IT'S TEMPORARY.
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WE PATCH THE LEAK,
BACK TO NORMAL.
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- BETTER BE.
- THE KIDS...
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- I TRIED THEM--
CAN'T GET THROUGH.
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- PROBABLY ASLEEP.
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WILL S.A.R.A.H.'S SHIELDING
PROTECT THEM?
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- YES, BUT WE HAVE TO FIX THIS
BY MORNING,
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OR THERE GOES
OUR PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
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- I'M ON IT.
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[sighs]
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I'VE BEEN PLANNING
THIS SURPRISE FOR WEEKS.
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WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A HITCH?
- DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME
TO FIX THIS.
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IT'S ONLY MIDNIGHT.
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- NOT ANYMORE.
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- HUH.
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- YEAH, THAT'S HOW
YOU MAKE IT MORNING.
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YOU PUSH
THE SUN FOR DAYTIME,
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AND THEN YOU PUSH
THE MOON FOR NIGHT.
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- SWEET.
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LET ME TRY.
- KEVIN, IT'S JENNA'S.
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- IT ONLY WORKS 'CAUSE
OF MY HOVER BOARD BATTERY.
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[electronic whirring]
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- YEAH, I DON'T THINK
A LITHIUM-AIR BATTERY
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IS COMPATIBLE
WITH THIS SYSTEM.
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- WHATEVER, ALL RIGHT?
AT LEAST WE HAVE POWER.
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- HERE, JENNA,
YOU TRY.
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[electronic whirring]
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- HUH.
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OH. MM-HMM.
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HMM.
THAT'S NEW.
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- ANOTHER PERCEPTION ISSUE?
- PERHAPS A SHARED DELUSION.
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THE SUPER-PHOTONS
MAY BE CREATING
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A HALLUCINOGENIC EFFECT.
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- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S STOP THIS LEAK
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BEFORE WE GET STUCK THIS WAY.
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00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,170
- THAT ONE?
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
230
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,238
[beep]
231
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,173
- ALL RIGHT, JENNA,
232
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,009
YOUR CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE
BEGINS...
233
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,277
NOW.
234
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,379
- * DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
235
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,782
- * DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
236
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,351
- * WAY UP IN THE SKY,
LITTLE LAMB *
237
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,888
- I FEEL KIND OF FUNNY.
- ARE YOU GETTING CARSICK?
238
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,190
DO NOT GET CARSICK ON ME.
239
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,959
CAN YOU EVEN GET CARSICK?
240
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,161
- ACTUALLY, MY VESTIBULAR SYSTEM
IS QUITE SENSITIVE,
241
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,329
BUT THIS IS, UH, DIFFERENT.
242
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,199
[whimsical music]
243
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,902
- OH, DEER CROSSING HERE!
244
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,272
- THIS IS DIFFERENT.
245
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,775
- WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
- YA THINK?
246
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,176
WHY DO YOU LOOK
LIKE THE TIN MAN?
247
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,278
- WHY DO YOU LOOK
LIKE DUDLEY DO-RIGHT?
248
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,946
- I--
249
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,948
HMM. I DO.
250
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,416
[horn honks]
251
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,651
[screaming]
I HAVE A HAT?
252
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,286
AW, I DON'T LIKE THIS
AT ALL.
253
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,154
- LOOK OUT!
[tires screeching]
254
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,756
[both screaming]
255
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,759
OW! OW! AH! OOH!
256
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,729
- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
257
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,897
[engine revs]
258
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,765
- I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON.
259
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,200
I'M DONE.
260
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,068
- DID MY JEEP
JUST YELL AT ME?
261
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,137
- YOUR JEEP--
TYPICAL.
262
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,906
I'M JUST
AN OBJECT TO YOU--
263
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,675
A TOOL TO USE AND ABUSE,
264
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,011
FOUR WHEELS AND A CHASSIS.
265
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,779
YOU LOOK AT ME
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.
266
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,380
- YAY.
- LET'S GO.
267
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,415
- I GET TO FIX IT.
268
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,952
[tools laughing]
269
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,286
[tools clanking]
270
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,824
- DAY IN, DAY OUT--
OH, YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
271
00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,427
I GIVE YOU MY ALL,
AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?
272
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,797
FIREBOMBED, FLATTENED,
MELTED, BLOWN UP,
273
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,800
SHOT INTO SPACE,
AND NOW THIS.
274
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,868
ENOUGH!
275
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:11,972
- OKAY, HANG ON, UH, EEPY.
276
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,406
- NO, YOU HANG ON.
277
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,075
YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME ANYMORE.
278
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,444
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
[engine turning]
279
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,713
AND MY NAME IS CARL.
280
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,015
[tires squeal]
281
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:25,052
[both coughing]
282
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,423
- HENRY, WE'VE DEALT WITH SOME
STRANGE THINGS IN OUR DAY,
283
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,793
BUT, PLEASE...
284
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,427
TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS.
285
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,430
- [stammering]
286
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,801
- OH, DEAR.
287
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,269
- OH!
THIS IS HUMILIATING.
288
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,738
CLEARLY, THERE'S BEEN
A DISTURBANCE OF OUR--
289
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:48,508
[stammering]
290
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,777
[rapidly]
NEUROTRANSMITTERS,
291
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:50,911
PERHAPS A PEDUNCULAR
HALLUCINOSIS
292
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,312
MANIFESTING AS A--
293
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,947
- OH, OKAY.
SIT TIGHT.
294
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,250
FARGO?
WHERE ARE YOU?
295
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,953
boing!
296
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:03,390
- [stammering]
297
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,491
[laughing]
298
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,327
- OH, GO AHEAD.
LAUGH IT UP, WOODY.
299
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,261
- WE'LL LAUGH LATER.
300
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,197
RIGHT NOW, WE NEED
TO REESTABLISH CONTACT
301
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,932
WITH THE SUPER-PHOTON
GENERATOR.
302
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,335
- WHERE DID
THE CONTROL SYSTEM GO?
303
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,105
- GO AHEAD.
PUSH ME.
304
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,040
- OH, THE BUTTON
IS MOCKING ME.
305
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,243
all: PUSH US.
PUSH US, COME ON.
306
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,512
PUSH US.
PUSH US. PUSH US.
307
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,247
- COME ON,
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
308
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,916
- NO, I DON'T!
309
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,050
GAH!
310
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,018
- OKAY,
LET'S JUST THINK.
311
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,920
IF WE'RE ALL SEEING
THE SAME BIZARRE THINGS,
312
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,456
SOMETHING MUST BE OVERLAYING
A HOLOGRAPHIC ENVIRONMENT.
313
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,291
- VINCENT'S USING
A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTOR
314
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,894
ON MAIN STREET
FOR SOMETHING--
315
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,962
IT MAY HAVE MALFUNCTIONED.
316
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,497
- IT MUST BE INTERACTING
WITH THE PHOTON GENERATOR.
317
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,333
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
318
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,501
- MY PRECIOUS...
319
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,271
- ONE BUTTON
TO RULE THEM ALL.
320
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,306
- FARGO, FOCUS.
- GAH!
321
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008
- WE HAVE TO FIX THIS.
322
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,444
- SO DIZZY...
323
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,988
- SO THE GENERATOR HAD TO BE
ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN, DID IT?
324
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,923
[panting]
325
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,826
ANDY, USE YOUR GPS.
FIND A SHORTCUT.
326
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,228
- I'M AFRAID MY APPS
HAVE BECOME RATHER...
327
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,131
PRIMITIVE.
328
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,000
boing!
329
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,003
OH. OH, MY.
- WHAT--
330
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,039
- SO EMBARRASSING.
- GREAT.
331
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,807
LET'S TRY THIS WAY.
332
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,319
- SEE, JENNA?
333
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,923
YOU CAN HAVE POLAR BEARS,
EVEN BUNNIES.
334
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,458
- BUNNIES?
REALLY?
335
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,726
THAT IS BORING, ALL RIGHT?
336
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,063
THE GAME NEEDS--IT NEEDS ACTION,
MAYBE SOME BAD GUYS TO FIGHT.
337
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,299
- KEVIN, THIS IS CHRISTMAS,
NOT CALL OF DUTY.
338
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,602
- LOOK, EVEN CHRISTMAS STORIES
HAVE A GRINCH, ALL RIGHT?
339
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,205
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
340
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,908
OKAY, YOU WANT TO PUT
A BAD GUY IN THERE?
341
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,042
OKAY, LOOK.
342
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,977
NOW DRAG HIM OVER HERE.
343
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,578
THEN OVER THIS WAY...
344
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,480
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S GONNA BE FIGHTING THIS GUY.
345
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,316
PRESS IT, PRESS IT.
PRESS IT.
346
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,851
[beep]
347
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,031
- BOSS, YOU HEAR THAT?
348
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,066
[distant rustling]
349
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,101
- IT'S PROBABLY JUST CARL.
350
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,336
DROVE OFF THE ROAD, DID YA?
351
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:34,107
NOW WHO'S LOST AND SORRY?
352
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,476
[dramatic music]
353
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,644
OH!
- WOW.
354
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,213
- IS THAT A SNOWMAN NINJA?
355
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:44,617
[whooshing]
356
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:48,155
- KEE-YAH!
357
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,223
- I'VE EATEN SNOW CONES
TOUGHER THAN YOU.
358
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,025
- HIYAH!
359
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,160
- OH!
360
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,494
OW!
361
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,364
HEY.
362
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,066
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
363
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,667
- BACK OFF, FROSTY.
364
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,203
[grunts]
365
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,437
OOH.
366
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,541
- [laughing]
367
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,576
- KEE-YAH!
368
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,678
- WHOO! KEE!
369
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,985
- AIEEEEE!
370
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,053
OH.
371
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,163
- KEE-YAH!
372
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,198
OH!
373
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,502
- NINJAS...
374
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,205
[shouting indistinctly]
375
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,373
[all grunting]
376
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,410
- UH-OH.
377
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,312
- UH, BOSS?
378
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,149
[helicopter whirring overhead]
379
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,485
- JO?
380
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,088
- GET IN!
381
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,660
- POKEY HANDS!
382
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,429
POKEY HANDS!
383
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,099
[all groaning]
384
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,634
- WATCH OUT!
385
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,670
[all groaning, grunting]
386
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,643
- MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
387
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,248
both: WHOA!
388
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,017
- OH, GREAT.
389
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,419
GRAB A LEG.
390
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,126
ARE YOU LOOKING UP MY DRESS?
391
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,727
both: NO.
392
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,497
[birds chirping]
393
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,102
- [sighs]
NICE SAVE, PRINCESS.
394
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,337
THAT'S A NEW LOOK FOR YOU.
- SHUT UP.
395
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,040
- JO, YOU'RE
EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL NOW.
396
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,775
I'M JUST MORE ROBOT.
397
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,710
- OKAY,
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US?
398
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,512
I WAS FLYING THE COPTER
FROM G.D.,
399
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:56,083
AND SUDDENLY--BAM!--
I'M JO WHITE.
400
00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:00,087
IF YOU CRAP ON ME,
I SWEAR TO GOD...
401
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,155
- GUYS, WE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE
402
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,356
BEFORE ANOTHER ICEMAN COMETH.
403
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,424
GENERATOR'S THAT WAY.
404
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,693
- AND NO SINGING!
405
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,532
[whooshing]
406
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,436
- YOU NEVER TURNED ON
THE PROJECTOR?
407
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,637
- ONLY FOR A SECOND,
408
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,640
BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
EVERYTHING CHANGED.
409
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:24,777
- THEN SOMETHING ELSE
IS CREATING A FALSE REALITY.
410
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,413
- HUP.
411
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,282
[grunting]
412
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,750
MMM.
413
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,852
SURE DOESN'T TASTE
LIKE AN ILLUSION.
414
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,455
- YOU THINK
WE'RE ACTUALLY ANIMATED?
415
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,826
- VROOM, VROOM!
416
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,129
- JACK, STOP!
417
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,396
[tires screech]
418
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,597
JACK--
419
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,733
- SORRY, TOOTS,
I'M DRIVING SOLO.
420
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,168
- OKAY.
421
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,536
WHERE'S SHERIFF CARTER?
422
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,804
- IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT HIM,
ISN'T IT?
423
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,108
WELL, I DUMPED HIM
AND HIS TIN-CAN SIDEKICK.
424
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,244
- LISTEN, YOU'RE A SMART CAR.
425
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,179
YOU KNOW OVEREXPOSURE
TO SUPER-PHOTONS
426
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,580
CAN CAUSE
PERMANENT TISSUE DAMAGE.
427
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,416
- WELL, YEAH.
I TOTALLY KNEW THAT.
428
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,817
- I NEED YOUR HELP.
429
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,885
UM...
430
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,720
- CARL.
431
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:11,624
- OKAY, CAN YOU TAKE ME
TO SHERIFF CARTER, CARL?
432
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,226
PLEASE?
433
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,795
- YOU SAID, "PLEASE."
434
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,565
NO ONE'S EVER SAID
THAT TO ME BEFORE.
435
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,567
COME ON.
HOP IN.
436
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,270
VROOM, VROOM!
437
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,138
VROOM, VROOM!
438
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,507
- CAN YOU GET TO THE SMART HOUSE
AND CHECK ON THE KIDS?
439
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,375
- MM, WILL DO.
440
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,545
MMM, MMM.
I LOVE ME SOME CAFE DIEM.
441
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,714
- VROOM, VROOM!
442
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,151
[birds chirping]
443
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,520
- [grunting and sighing]
ALMOST THERE.
444
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,156
- CAN YOU PICK UP THE PACE,
YOUR HIGHNESS?
445
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,825
[birds chirping]
446
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,361
CALL 'EM OFF, CALL 'EM OFF!
OOH, FALL BACK!
447
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,798
- SHOW SOME RESPECT,
OR THEY'LL PECK YOUR EYES OUT.
448
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,702
[sighs] DAMN, THESE
GLASS SLIPPERS ARE MURDER.
449
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,304
WHOA! HELP!
- JO!
450
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,338
- MISS LUPO!
451
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,606
- AAH!
452
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,541
OH, HEY.
453
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,511
THANKS, GUYS.
[birds chirping]
454
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,912
- HOW YOU DOING, ANDY?
455
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,815
- UM, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE ANY LUBRICANT HANDY,
456
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,949
DO YOU, BOSS?
457
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,918
- UH, FRESH OUT.
458
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,787
- OH, WELL, HOPEFULLY
I WON'T HAVE ISSUES
459
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,424
LIKE THIS AFTER SANTA
GRANTS MY CHRISTMAS WISH.
460
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,292
- RIGHT.
461
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,561
WHAT WISH WOULD THAT BE?
- WELL--
462
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,564
[distant rumbling]
OH, BOY.
463
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,433
[harp music plays]
464
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,435
- HANG ON!
465
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,238
[all screaming]
466
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,272
- OH.
467
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,474
- WHAT THE--
468
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,942
- HEY.
469
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,577
- OOH.
470
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,347
- WE CAN'T FLIP THROUGH
ALL THESE SETTINGS TONIGHT.
471
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,681
YOUR MOM'S GOING TO BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
472
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,483
- ARE YOU--WE HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED
THE BEST ONE YET.
473
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,484
- KEVIN.
474
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,586
- HOLD ON. LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT.
475
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,954
THERE.
476
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,757
[beeps]
NOW IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS.
477
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,725
[hologram humming]
478
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,597
[wind blowing]
479
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,567
[all groaning]
- WHEW.
480
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,636
[shivering] WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE
THREE-DIMENSIONAL AGAIN.
481
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,272
- YEAH,
482
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,706
BUT I'M FREEZING
MY NUTS OFF...
483
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,707
pop!
484
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,244
AND MY BOLTS.
- [shivering] MY BIRDS ARE GONE.
485
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,979
- AND WE'RE MADE OF CLAY.
486
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,914
- [makes bird calls]
487
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,284
THEY'RE GONNA FREEZE OUT THERE.
[inhales deeply]
488
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,252
- JO, DON'T...
- [whistles loudly]
489
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,688
- WHISTLE.
490
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,258
[rumbling]
491
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,926
AH, LOOK OUT, JO!
492
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,929
- AH! ANDY!
493
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,566
- [grunting]
494
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,402
MY FOOT.
495
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,903
- NICE GOING, BELLE.
496
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,806
- OOH! UHH! OW.
497
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,942
- CARTER, DO YOU,
UH, SMELL SOMETHING?
498
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,344
- KIND OF LIKE WET FUR.
499
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,913
- [screams]
- OOOHHH!
500
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,815
- [growling]
501
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,884
- OH, CRAP.
502
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,589
- [snarls]
503
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,491
[both scream]
504
00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,659
- AH, AH.
505
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,897
- AH.
506
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,434
[both screaming]
507
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,503
- [laughs]
OH, SORRY, MATES.
508
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,871
YOU STARTLED ME.
509
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,306
- TAGGART?
- TAGGART?
510
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,041
- YEAH, I GUESS
I LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT
511
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,443
SINCE YOU LAST SAW ME.
512
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,044
GOT A BIT MORE HAIR.
513
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,446
[chuckles]
514
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,980
AW, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
515
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,749
- AH! UGH!
516
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,016
[grunting]
517
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,852
- WHERE ARE ME MANNERS?
518
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,988
CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN SOME PENGUIN TARTARE
519
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,892
OR PERHAPS SOME
SPICY PENGUIN ROLLS?
520
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,362
- TAGGART, YOU'RE A BEAR.
521
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,397
- I KNOW.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
522
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,466
I WAS UP HERE
STUDYING HUNTING PATTERNS
523
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,733
AND THEN, POOF.
524
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,734
[growls]
525
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,336
- HMM,
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.
526
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:47,407
- WELL, I HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN ONE WITH NATURE.
527
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,610
- [gags]
528
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,744
- HMM?
529
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,845
- I'M GOOD.
530
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,814
- YOU GOT
A LITTLE PENGUIN JUST--
531
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:55,815
- HMM?
532
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:56,816
- OVER--
- THERE?
533
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,651
- UP.
- THIS SIDE?
534
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,354
THERE?
- YEAH. YOU'RE GOOD.
535
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,390
- LISTEN, WE'RE SORT OF LOST.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO--
536
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,892
TO THE, UM,
GREAT PROTON POWER THING.
537
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,728
- AH, THE SUPER-PHOTON
GENERATOR.
538
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,431
AH, CRIKEY. I SHOULD'VE FIGURED
THAT ONE OUT.
539
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,365
[fly buzzes]
540
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,034
BUT POLAR BEAR ME
GETS EASILY DISTRACT--
541
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,504
[fly buzzes]
542
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,439
HEH, HEH.
GUH.
543
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,742
- I'M GONNA LOOK FOR ANDY.
544
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,412
- PENGUIN?
545
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,614
- I'M GOOD.
546
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,882
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I LOOK LIKE A VON TRAPP.
547
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,051
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
548
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,153
- NO, MAKING IT SNOW
WAS CARTER'S IDEA.
549
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,956
- I KNOW, BUT ANTHROPOMORPHIC
CONTROL PANEL'S RIGHT.
550
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,658
I LIKE PUSHING BUTTONS.
551
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,927
EVERYONE THINKS I'M A JOKE.
THAT'S WHY I LOOK LIKE THIS.
552
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,162
- YOU'RE NOT
THAT GUY ANYMORE.
553
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,632
- THEN WHY AM I A BOBBLEHEAD?
THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON.
554
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,400
- YOU CAN'T ASCRIBE
THEMATIC SIGNIFICANCE
555
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,768
TO SUCH...
556
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,538
[cord zips]
RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.
557
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,773
- THEN WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE
WITH A PULL STRING?
558
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,041
- [sighs]
559
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,643
[cord zips]
I DON'T KNOW--
560
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,811
MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S AN
ICONIC CHRISTMAS TOY DESIGN.
561
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,614
- OR MAYBE IT'S
TO GET YOU TO TAKE A BREATH,
562
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,783
STOP BEING SO QUICK
TO OVERANALYZE EVERYTHING.
563
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:07,019
- LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
564
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,021
NAH.
- JUST A THEORY.
565
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,923
- MM-HMM.
- WHOA.
566
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,024
[record scratches]
567
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,794
[electronic trilling]
568
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,763
- I THINK WE FOUND
OUR SIGNAL THIEF.
569
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,499
- YOU THINK THE SMART HOUSE
IS CONTROLLING THE GENERATOR?
570
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,834
- I'M THINKING MAYBE.
571
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,836
[electronic beeping]
572
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,773
- WE HAVE TO GET TO THE KIDS.
573
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,541
buzz!
OW!
574
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,510
- S.A.R.A.H.'S FORCE FIELD
MUST BE PROTECTING IT
575
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,578
FROM THE PHOTONS.
576
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,080
- [grunts]
577
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,583
HYUH!
[static]
578
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,718
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
A BIGGER SNOWBALL.
579
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,986
HMM.
580
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,597
- I'M SURE THEY'LL BE BACK.
581
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,764
- I HOPE SO.
582
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,033
WELL, IT'S TOO COLD
TO FLY SOUTH NOW.
583
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,835
- I MEANT CARTER AND ANDY.
584
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,738
- RIGHT. OH, ME TOO.
UH...
585
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,508
- JO, WHO WERE
YOU LOOKING FOR?
586
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,643
- THE STUPID BLUEBIRDS, OKAY?
587
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,812
THEY WERE BUZZING AROUND ME
WHEN I WAS JO WHITE,
588
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,014
AND NOW THEY'RE JUST...
GONE.
589
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,650
- AW, YOU MISS THEM.
[chuckles] IT'S SWEET.
590
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,819
- IT'S EMBARRASSING, OKAY?
THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL.
591
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,053
- SO WHAT?
592
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,188
I'M NOT A BEAR.
YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS.
593
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,825
WE STILL HAVE FEELINGS.
YOU GOT TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.
594
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,827
- I'M TOTALLY LOOSE.
595
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:21,761
- OH, REALLY?
596
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,163
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
WHEN THIS HAPPENED?
597
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,197
- WORKING...
598
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:28,701
SO MY SECURITY TEAM
COULD HAVE THE NIGHT OFF.
599
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,503
- SO YOU COULD AVOID
THE HOLIDAY.
600
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,740
- NO, I DON'T HAVE FAMILY
IN TOWN, OKAY?
601
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,207
- OH, WE BOTH KNOW
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
602
00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,744
NOW, HOW MANY INVITATIONS
DID YOU TURN DOWN?
603
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,079
- MY BROTHERS
ARE DEPLOYED OVERSEAS.
604
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:43,049
I-I GUESS I WASN'T
IN THE MOOD TO CELEBRATE.
605
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,217
- EVERYONE KNOWS
HOW TOUGH YOU ARE, JO,
606
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,954
BUT IT'S OKAY
TO BE A PRINCESS...
607
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,222
EVERY ONCE UPON A TIME.
608
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,695
- ANDY?
609
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,229
ANDY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
610
00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,098
- HONK, HONK.
611
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,232
- ANDY.
612
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,868
- [muffled speech]
613
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,202
- YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
614
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,672
- HE JUST NEEDS
TO THAW OUT A BIT.
615
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,073
[Andy grunts]
616
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,675
- LISTEN, JEEP,
I'VE--I'VE BEEN THINKING
617
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:09,942
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
618
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,211
- DON'T BOTHER.
I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.
619
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,788
- YOU GOING TO JUST
STAND THERE OR...?
620
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:22,955
- [moans]
621
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,224
- MMM.
622
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,326
- MAN,
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
623
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:31,664
WOW, YOU'RE KIND OF HOT
IN CLAY.
624
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,066
- YOU'RE NOT
SO BAD YOURSELF, RANGER.
625
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,602
- IT'S THE HAT.
626
00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:36,703
- HELLO?
627
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,204
I'M DRIPPING
ANTIFREEZE OVER HERE.
628
00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:39,706
CAN WE GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD?
629
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,073
- RIGHT.
UH, WE HAVE TO PICK UP JO
630
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,208
FROM TAGGART'S CAVE.
631
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,210
- FROM TAGGART'S WHAT?
- LONG STORY.
632
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,113
LISTEN, UH,
I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS.
633
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,215
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
634
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,917
- WAIT.
YOU DID THIS?
635
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,985
- W-WE WERE MAKING A
WINTER WONDERLAND FOR THE KIDS.
636
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:54,253
IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SURPRISE.
637
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:57,890
- WELL, IT WORKED.
638
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,960
[engine turning]
639
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:05,865
[both grunting]
640
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,033
- READY?
641
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,235
[cord zips]
- ONE...
642
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,237
TWO...
643
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,172
- UH-OH.
644
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,941
THREE!
- WHOA!
645
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,142
- FARGO!
646
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:19,078
- [screaming]
647
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,680
crash!
648
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,814
[static buzzing]
649
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,383
[garbled screaming]
650
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,852
I'M MELTING.
651
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,887
OH, WHAT A WORLD,
WHAT A WORLD.
652
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,657
- FARGO, HANG ON.
653
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:34,293
- OKAY, JENNA,
PICK A CHARACTER.
654
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:37,296
[device beeps]
655
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,965
[hologram humming]
656
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:42,769
- SANTA.
657
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,771
[electronic beeping]
658
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:49,241
[sirens wailing]
659
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,078
- WOW.
660
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,281
- I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO ASK
IF WE'RE THERE YET.
661
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,888
- YEAH, IT'S KIND OF...
662
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,155
- BEAUTIFUL.
663
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,424
[cranking]
WAIT.
664
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,661
WHO IS THAT?
665
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:11,163
- SANTA?
666
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:18,771
- SANTA?
667
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:22,775
- [grunts]
SHERIFF...
668
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,044
I THOUGHT I MIGHT RUN INTO YOU.
- DR. DRUMMER.
669
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:29,415
[dogs barking]
670
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,383
YOU HAVE A DOGSLED?
671
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:34,754
- YOU DON'T?
672
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,188
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
673
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,090
- WELL, I WAS OUT
RUNNING A FEW ERRANDS
674
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,159
WHEN THE WORLD WENT
ALL TOPSY-TURVY.
675
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,161
THOUGHT I'D GIVE
THE SUPER-PHOTON GENERATOR
676
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,363
A LOOK-SEE.
- AND?
677
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:45,965
- THE CONTROLS ARE JAMMED UP.
678
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,735
SOME KIND OF POWER SURGE
SCRAMBLED THE CIRCUITS.
679
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,737
- DID YOU TRY UNPLUGGING IT?
680
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,338
- JACK,
SUPER-PHOTONS GENERATORS
681
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,806
ARE POWERED
USING COLLISIONS
682
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,274
OF CIRCULATING
RELATIVISTIC ELECTRONS.
683
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,844
THEY DON'T HAVE A PLUG.
- HMM?
684
00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,011
- RIGHT.
685
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:02,381
AUSTRALIAN POLAR BEARS,
TALKING JEEPS...
686
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:06,118
- AH, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY
TO REGAIN CONTROL SOMEHOW.
687
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,254
- SURE, BUT WE'D NEED
AN EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE
688
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,989
TO BYPASS THE CIRCUITS.
689
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:14,193
DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D HAVE
ONE OF THOSE LYING AROUND?
690
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,766
- WHAT?
691
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,301
NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT.
692
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,771
[whimpering] PLEASE DON'T LOOK
AT ME LIKE THAT.
693
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:27,139
DON'T TAKE MY BATTERY.
IT'S ALL I HAVE.
694
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,809
PLEASE.
695
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,878
- RELAX.
696
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,014
- [sighs]
697
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,916
- THE BATTERY
FOR JENNA'S PRESENT?
698
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,017
- THAT'S IT.
699
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,151
THE HOLOTOWN.
700
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,054
BUT HOW ARE
THEY POWERING IT?
701
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,123
OH, KEVIN.
702
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,825
JACK, THEY OPENED
JENNA'S PRESENT.
703
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,426
THAT'S WHAT'S INTERACTING
WITH THE GENERATOR.
704
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:52,031
- SO THIS IS YOUR FAULT?
AWESOME.
705
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,834
- COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK
YOU CAN BRIBE ME WITH COCOA?
706
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,803
- AND WHIPPED CREAM.
707
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,871
- LOOK, THEY'RE GOING
TO BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
708
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,406
YOU AND JENNA
NEED TO GET TO BED.
709
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,341
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE DOING, ANYWAY?
710
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,076
- KNOWING MY DAD,
THEY'RE PROBABLY PLANNING
711
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,779
SOME BIG SURPRISE.
- [laughs]
712
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,381
- BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN
HOME BY NOW.
713
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,217
[beep]
714
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,053
- ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE
OUR EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE.
715
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,155
- BUT WE STILL HAVE TO BYPASS
THE CIRCUITS.
716
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:19,291
- EXACTLY.
717
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,527
- SORRY IF WE RUINED
YOUR CHRISTMAS.
718
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,196
- NO, ADDED SOME EXCITEMENT
IS ALL.
719
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,265
[ice shattering]
720
00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:28,901
[both grunting]
721
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,103
- YOU REALLY LOVE THIS TIME
OF YEAR, DON'T YOU?
722
00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:32,872
- MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
723
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,506
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
724
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,542
SOMETIMES
I GET SO PREOCCUPIED
725
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,010
MAKING SURE
EVERYTHING'S PERFECT,
726
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,979
I FORGET THE BEST PART
OF THE HOLIDAYS
727
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:43,883
IS HAVING THE PEOPLE WE LOVE
TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE.
728
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,552
- I THINK
I'M GUILTY OF THAT, TOO.
729
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:50,389
[rumbling]
730
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:57,063
[creature growling]
731
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:59,498
- WHAT...IS...THAT?
732
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,167
- [grunts]
733
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,235
[roars]
734
00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,437
- GIANT SNOW NINJA.
735
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,973
- AND IT'S HEADING
FOR EUREKA.
736
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:10,509
- [roaring]
737
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,211
- HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
TO FIX THE GENERATOR?
738
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,113
- WITH ALLISON'S HELP,
NOT LONG.
739
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,181
- WE'LL GET IT DONE.
740
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:16,382
- ANDY, GIVE THEM A HAND.
741
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:17,917
- SURE THING.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
742
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,852
- TALK TO THE SNINJA.
743
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,320
- DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE A SNOWBLOWER
744
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,189
OR--OOH--
ROCK SALT IN THERE?
745
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:25,591
- I JUST MIGHT.
746
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:32,331
OOPS, MY BAD.
I WONDER WHAT THIS ONE DOES?
747
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:33,532
- UGH!
748
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,067
WATCH IT!
749
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,369
- SORRY, BOSS.
MAYBE THIS BUTTON.
750
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,538
- [gasps]
751
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,273
- THAT'LL WORK.
752
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,875
- LISTEN...
753
00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:47,379
I KNOW I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH,
BUT THANK YOU, CARL.
754
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:50,482
- [sniffles]
- ARE YOU CRYING?
755
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:55,021
- NO, I JUST GOT SOME SNOW
IN MY HEADLIGHT, OKAY?
756
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:59,058
[engine turning]
GET IN.
757
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,434
both: WHOA!
758
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:12,371
[both screaming]
759
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,312
- HMM.
760
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,414
HMM. HUH.
761
00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,485
WHOA! UGH!
762
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:29,021
[dog growls]
763
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:32,391
- UH, GOOD DOGGIES.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE--
764
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:35,061
JUST A USELESS
HUNK OF METAL.
765
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:38,397
- HEY, BOYS.
CHECK OUT PINOCCHIO.
766
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,333
- [laughs]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BOSS.
767
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,035
- OH, YOU GUYS TALK...
768
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:46,138
AND MAKE FUN OF ROBOTS--
THAT'S GREAT.
769
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:49,075
- WE'RE NOT MAKING FUN.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
770
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,576
BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE--
771
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,312
IT AIN'T WHAT
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.
772
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,947
DOC OVER THERE,
773
00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,648
HE CAN'T EVEN
TELL US APART HALF THE TIME.
774
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,618
WE DON'T DANCE,
AND WE CERTAINLY DON'T PRANCE,
775
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:00,987
DO WE, BOYS?
776
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,688
- UH-UH.
- NO PRANCING OVER HERE.
777
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,190
- NO WAY.
778
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,557
- I DON'T KNOW.
779
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:08,394
I WOULDN'T MIND BEING
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SOMETIMES--
780
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,063
JUST, YOU KNOW...
781
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,331
NORMAL.
782
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,432
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
783
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,701
PEOPLE SPEND
THEIR ENTIRE LIVES
784
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,970
TRYING TO STAND OUT
FROM THE PACK.
785
00:32:18,004 --> 00:32:20,106
THEY WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL.
786
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,708
YOU'RE LUCKY,
IF YOU ASK ME.
787
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,575
- HMM.
788
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,978
I GUESS I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
789
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,446
THANKS, UM...
790
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:29,648
- NAME'S RUDY.
- RUDY.
791
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:33,019
- SAY, GOT ANY JERKY ON YOU?
792
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:36,288
- UH, NO, SORRY.
793
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:37,489
- IT'S WORTH A TRY.
794
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,691
[laughs]
COME ON, BOYS!
795
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,293
- SEE YOU LATER, ROBOT.
796
00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:43,762
[dogs barking]
797
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,165
- GOOD HUNTING.
798
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,167
HMM!
799
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,171
- I, UH, WAS WORRIED
I LOST YOU.
800
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,105
- OH, PLEASE.
801
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:56,475
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
CRAZIER STUFF THAN THIS.
802
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,077
WHEW.
803
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,646
[explosion]
UH-OH. NOW WHAT?
804
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:01,647
OH.
805
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,383
- [roars]
806
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,186
- OKAY, MAYBE NOT.
807
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:11,190
[cord zips]
- LET'S GO!
808
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,325
[ornaments jingle]
809
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:16,195
[thumping continues]
810
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:17,796
- WHAT IS THAT?
811
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,467
- IT'S COMING FROM OUTSIDE.
812
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:26,072
- STAY HERE, JENNA.
813
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:29,641
GO. GO.
814
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,743
[loud thud]
815
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,717
WHOA.
YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
816
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:42,054
- IS THAT A SNOW NINJA?
817
00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,222
- IT CAN'T BE.
818
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,724
- [roars]
819
00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:49,628
[loud thumping]
820
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,263
[roars]
821
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,670
- NINJA.
822
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:04,676
- [snarling]
823
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,650
- SO THE VIRTUAL WORLD
THAT WE CREATED IN HERE
824
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,852
MUST BE AFFECTING
THE REAL WORLD OUT THERE.
825
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,821
- HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
IT'S A GAME.
826
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,656
IT'S NOT PROGRAMMED
TO DO ANY OF THIS.
827
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:18,757
- NOT BY ITSELF,
828
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,428
UNLESS IT'S MESSING
WITH SOME OTHER KIND OF TECH--
829
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,096
both:
THE SUPER-PHOTON GENERATOR.
830
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,332
- IT'S THE ONLY THING WITH
ENOUGH PHOTOVOLTAIC POTENTIAL
831
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,434
TO EXTEND
THE HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION
832
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:29,301
THROUGHOUT ENTIRE TOWN.
833
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,803
- THAT AND YOUR
SUPER-CHARGED BATTERY.
834
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,873
- MOM'S GOING TO KILL ME.
[chuckles nervously]
835
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,709
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
- TURN IT OFF.
836
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,179
- NO, WAIT, WAIT.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM?
837
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,247
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
838
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,749
WHAT--WHAT HAPPENS
TO CHARACTERS IN A VIDEO GAME
839
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,284
WHEN YOU SHUT IT DOWN?
840
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:48,254
- THEY SHUT DOWN, TOO.
841
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:51,657
HOLY CRAP.
WE COULD ERASE THE ENTIRE TOWN.
842
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,859
GET YOUR STUPID NINJA
OUT OF THERE.
843
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,561
- I TRIED, OKAY?
I--I--
844
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,129
IT WON'T LET ME DELETE IT.
LOOK.
845
00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:58,530
- WELL, THE BATTERY'S
PROBABLY MAKING
846
00:34:58,564 --> 00:34:59,865
THE PROGRAM UNSTABLE.
847
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,900
- MAYBE WE CAN GIVE THEM
A FIGHTING CHANCE.
848
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,736
SINCE WE CAN'T TAKE
ELEMENTS OUT,
849
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,639
LET'S TRY PUTTING OTHERS IN.
850
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,308
WATCH.
851
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,909
[electronic whirring]
852
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,380
[Carl imitating engine revving]
853
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:19,485
- WE HAVE TO CUT THAT THING OFF
BEFORE IT GETS TO MAIN STREET.
854
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,686
- WE'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT.
855
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,354
- WHERE'S THE CONFIDENCE?
856
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,223
VROOM!
[tires screech]
857
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,626
- [roars]
858
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:30,796
- [panting]
OOH!
859
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,432
WHO PUT THAT THING HERE?
860
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,467
- [roaring]
861
00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,306
[both grunting]
862
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,774
- HERE, TAKE THAT.
- [growls]
863
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,744
- OKAY, WE MADE HIM MAD.
NOW WHAT?
864
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,680
- RUN!
- [roars]
865
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,681
- THAT WAS YOUR PLAN?
866
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:53,319
- YOU SAID I SHOULDN'T
OVERANALYZE EVERYTHING.
867
00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:55,187
[screams]
- HENRY!
868
00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,823
HANG ON!
869
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,859
- [laughing]
- [grunting]
870
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,830
YIKES. SNOWBALLS.
871
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,033
- [laughs]
872
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:10,802
- WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING,
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST HURRY UP?
873
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,672
- OKAY, ALMOST THERE.
JUST NEED TO DO ONE MORE THING.
874
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,274
[electronic zap]
875
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:18,310
- WHOA.
WE'RE CHANGING AGAIN.
876
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,746
- INTO WHAT?
877
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,489
- ASS KICKERS.
878
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,890
- THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
879
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,692
- [confused grunt]
880
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,662
- [martial arts shouts]
881
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,633
- [grunting angrily]
882
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,303
- [martial arts shouts]
883
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,574
- [howls]
884
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,477
- AH!
885
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,249
- [roars]
886
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,651
- UH-OH.
IT LOOKS REALLY MAD NOW.
887
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:03,355
[speaking foreign language]
EUREKA.
888
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,427
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
889
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,699
- AH!
890
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,434
WHOA!
891
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,035
CRAP,
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
892
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,970
[tires screech]
893
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,939
[engine revs]
894
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:22,441
- [growls]
895
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,911
[slow, dramatic drumming]
896
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:33,585
*
897
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,422
- LET'S DO THIS.
898
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:37,789
- [roars]
899
00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,958
- YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.
900
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,994
[tires squealing]
901
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,404
[engine roars]
902
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:02,080
- GET READY, JO.
I'M COMING AROUND AGAIN.
903
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,483
- JUST GET ME CLOSE.
904
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:12,891
- NOW, JO, NOW.
905
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,860
- [grunts]
906
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,830
- [growls]
907
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,366
- BULL'S-EYE.
908
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:22,601
- YEAH.
909
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,871
[tires screeching]
910
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,973
- HUH?
911
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,908
- CHECKMATE!
912
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,109
- [growls]
913
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,878
- YEAH.
914
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:35,481
UH-OH.
915
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,559
BATTLE WELL FOUGHT,
MY SON.
916
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,628
- DOMO ARIGATO.
917
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,563
- SAYONARA, SNIJNA.
918
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,999
- YES!
- ANIME--NICE THINKING, KEV.
919
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,567
- BUT THEY'RE NOT
OUT THE WOODS YET.
920
00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,836
IF THEY CAN'T GET
TO THE GENERATOR IN TIME,
921
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,739
THEY MAY BE STUCK THIS WAY.
922
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,874
- I THINK WE GOT IT.
- HOPE SO.
923
00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:06,478
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH CHRISTMAS PLANS.
924
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,447
- FINGERS CROSSED...
925
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,583
- LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR
WHITE CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL, JACK.
926
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,919
- NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
927
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,024
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
928
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:27,699
- IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
929
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,702
- OH!
930
00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:34,440
- OH, NOW WHAT?
931
00:39:34,473 --> 00:39:36,041
- THE GENERATOR...
932
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:37,643
- DID ALLISON AND DRUMMER
FIX IT?
933
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,578
- THOSE ARE DEFINITELY
SUPER-PHOTONS.
934
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:42,448
- I SWEAR, IF I TURN BACK
INTO CHARLIE BROWN...
935
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:46,718
- I'D BETTER STILL BE
AN ASS KICKER.
936
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,587
OH, MAN.
937
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,922
- I'LL GET YOU A REAL ONE.
938
00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,190
- WE DID IT!
939
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,927
- IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE
IS BACK TO NORMAL.
940
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,729
- WE'RE HERE, BOSS!
941
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,397
[dogs barking]
942
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:06,505
- WHOA, RUDY.
943
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:13,612
- RUDY, I WILL NEVER
FORGET YOU, BUDDY.
944
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:16,748
- [laughs]
JACK.
945
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,884
[sighs]
YOU OKAY?
946
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,720
- YEAH.
WE'RE NOT A CARTOON, SO...
947
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,088
- WELL, THANKS TO THE KIDS.
948
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,623
- AND--AND--AND--AND--
949
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,958
- THEY'RE GREAT.
- OKAY.
950
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,194
- HATE TO MUSH AND RUN,
951
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:31,763
BUT I GOT A FEW ERRANDS
TO FINISH BEFORE MORNING.
952
00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:35,601
- THANK YOU.
MWAH.
953
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:43,709
[bells jingling]
- MUSH.
954
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:47,713
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE.
955
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:50,115
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
956
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,817
- I WANT THAT.
957
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:02,027
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
958
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,500
- EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
WAS BACK TO NORMAL
959
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:11,069
JUST IN TIME
FOR CHRISTMAS MORNING.
960
00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:16,274
- IT'S ALMOST PERFECT.
961
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:21,613
- YEP.
ALMOST.
962
00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:24,750
- KNOCK KNOCK.
963
00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:27,753
- HEY!
964
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:29,054
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
965
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:31,657
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
966
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,892
- I GOT COOKIES!
967
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:37,262
- THAT'S WHAT
I WAS WAITING FOR.
968
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,164
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
969
00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,733
[indistinct chatter]
970
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,603
- I GOT DIBS
ON THE SEAHAWKS.
971
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,171
- AH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
I'M SORRY.
972
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:49,841
PACKERS/BEARS, BABY.
I'M SORRY.
973
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,910
[laughs]
974
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,249
- * HAVE A HOLLY,
JOLLY CHRISTMAS *
975
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:01,186
* AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR
976
00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,655
* OH, BY GOLLY,
HAVE A HOLLY, JOLLY... *
977
00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:06,858
- NOW IT'S PERFECT.
978
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,259
- AND WITH EVERYONE TOGETHER,
979
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,662
IT WAS A PERFECT
CHRISTMAS IN EUREKA.
980
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,330
NOW, I KNOW SOME
OF YOU MAY WONDER
981
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,800
IF THIS ANIMATED TALE IS TRUE.
982
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,267
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
983
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:19,037
BUT YOU DID HEAR IT
FROM A TALKING HOUSE.
984
00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:22,741
SO I'D SAY ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLE.
985
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:27,312
- * HOLLY, JOLLY,
HOLLY JOLLY, OH *
986
00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,881
* HAVE A HOLLY,
JOLLY CHRISTMAS *
987
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,818
* AND IN CASE
YOU DIDN'T HEAR *
988
00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:37,623
* OH, BY GOLLY,
HAVE A HOLLY, JOLLY CHRISTMAS *
989
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:41,827
* THIS YEAR
65637
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