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- * CHRISTMAS
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- * THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN
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- * CHRISTMAS
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- * I'M WATCHING IT FALL
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- * CHRISTMAS
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- * LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUND
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- EVENING, SHERIFF.
COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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- YEAH, EXACTLY HOW THE HOLIDAYS
SHOULD BE.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
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- 'SUP?
- YEAH, WHATEVER.
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- WHAT'S UP WITH THEM?
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- YEAH, THEY'RE CRANKY
BECAUSE WE'RE SNOWBOUND,
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AND THEIR VACATION PLANS
ARE PRETTY MUCH RUINED.
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- OH.
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UM, WHY DON'T YOU BRING
A ROUND OF HOT CHOCOLATE?
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KEEP 'EM COMING.
- YOU GOT IT.
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- HI, GUYS.
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SO, UH, STUCK IN EUREKA
FOR THE HOLIDAYS, HUH?
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I USED TO TRY
TO ESCAPE EUREKA AT CHRISTMAS
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UNTIL ONE YEAR
WHEN I GOT STRANDED HERE.
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YEP.
IT WAS CRAZY.
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[laughing]
OKAY.
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GATHER ROUND.
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YOU CAN HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
- UH, DO WE HAVE TO?
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- SHERIFF BADGE SAYS YES.
- [sighs]
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- THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
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- AH.
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IT WAS DEEP IN DECEMBER.
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AND LIKE EVERY YEAR, ZOE AND I
WERE HEADING OUT OF TOWN
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TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY
WITH FAMILY,
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WHICH WAS GREAT,
BECAUSE IT WAS
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ONE OF THE HOTTEST
CHRISTMAS WEEKS
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EUREKA HAD EVER SEEN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- YOU CAN'T LEAVE, SHERIFF.
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NO ONE IN OR OUT.
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THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SHIELD
OVER EUREKA IS MALFUNCTIONING.
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- WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE ANYTHING'S--
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[howls]
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[grunting]
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- RIGHT NOW IT'S MORE ELECTRO
THAN MAGNETIC.
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IT'S GETTING WORSE.
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- YOU BETTER SHUT
THAT THING DOWN.
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- AND LEAVE GLOBAL DYNAMICS
VULNERABLE TO THE PRYING EYES
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OF THE REST OF THE WORLD?
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[scoffs] SORRY, SHERIFF.
NO CAN DO.
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- SO...
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WE'RE TRAPPED HERE
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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IT'S 85 DEGREES.
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- DAD, THEY'RE TRYING
TO FIX IT.
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JUST LET THEM.
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- ALL RIGHT, WELL...
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DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELVES.
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- WE'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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- * I'M HOT, HUMID, AND HAZY
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- WAIT, SO YOU MAKE
ELF FOOTPRINTS?
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- YEAH, LOOK, YOU DIP
LITTLE SPONGES SHAPED LIKE SHOES
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IN BABY POWDER,
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AND THEN YOU PRESS THEM
ON THE FLOOR
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AROUND THE PRESENTS.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M BOILING.
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- YOU CAN'T LET A LITTLE HEAT
RUIN YOUR HOLIDAY.
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TODAY I HAVE STRUNG UP
CRANBERRIES.
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WE HAVE BAKED GINGERBREAD...
- ALL RIGHT...
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FEAST YOUR EYES, PEOPLE--
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LIMITED EDITION COPPER CAST
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FROM MY SECRET SANTA.
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OH, AND HE LEFT THIS FOR YOU.
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- FOR ME?
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WOW.
HOW COOL.
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- YOU KNOW WHO IT IS?
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- NO.
THAT'S WHY HE'S A SECRET.
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- OPEN IT.
- COME ON.
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- OH, WOW,
THE CLASH ON VINYL.
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I LOVE THEM.
I WONDER WHO KNEW.
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NOT YOU.
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- WOW.
COME ON, I-I--
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NO, I COULDN'T HAVE.
- NO.
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WASN'T ME.
- WELL, THIS IS MY LITTLE GIFT
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TO ALL OF YOU.
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- WHEN YOU SAY LITTLE...
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IS THAT MEATLOAF?
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- IT'S FRUITCAKE.
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- IT'S--OH.
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UM, YEAH, I'M STILL DIGESTING
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A PIECE FROM LAST YEAR.
- NO, NO, NO.
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TRUST ME. THIS IS LIKE
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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- EAT IT. EAT IT.
- COME ON.
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- OH.
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HOLY COW.
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[shudders]
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THAT--
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EVEN THE RAISINS
ARE INCREDIBLE.
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- I BLENDED
96 DIFFERENT VARIETIES--
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EVERYTHING FROM ALEXANDROULIS
TO ZILVACA.
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- HOW'D YOU GET 'EM ALL
IN ONE PIECE?
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- THAT, MY FRIEND,
IS THE SECRET.
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[cell phones ringing]
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- WHAT'S A CODE 12?
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- AIR ASSAULT.
WE HAVE A BOGEY.
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- ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY DOWN, DOWN.
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TAKE COVER.
ALL RIGHT.
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STAY INSIDE.
[alarm blaring]
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[sirens wailing]
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- ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
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CAN YOU GET INSIDE, PLEASE?
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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POSSIBLE AIR STRIKE
HEADED FOR TOWN.
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EVERYONE,
GET OFF THE STREETS NOW.
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- GET INTO POSITION!
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- SIR, THANK YOU,
INSIDE, KEEP IT GOING.
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EVERYBODY INSIDE,
INSIDE, INSIDE.
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THANK YOU.
CLEAR, CLEAR.
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CLEAR THE ROAD.
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- STEADY.
- WHAT'S UP, JO?
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- FIRST SOMEONE MESSED
WITH OUR E.M. SHIELD.
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NOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.
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- FROM WHAT?
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- G.D. RADAR DETECTED
AN UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLE
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IN OUR AIRSPACE OVER TOWN.
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THE BOGEY'S
CROSSED THE THRESHOLD.
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WEAPONS HOT. TAKE AIM.
[guns cocking]
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- OH, HA--HANG ON.
THAT'S NOT A PLANE.
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[bells jingling]
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HOLD YOUR FIRE.
HOLD YOUR FIRE.
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HO, HO, HOLY CRAP.
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[festive holiday music]
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*
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- SANTA'S SLEIGH?
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SERIOUSLY?
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- YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
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- WHERE DO I START?
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ONE, REINDEER CAN'T FLY.
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- WELL, STRANGER THINGS
HAVE HAPPENED IN EUREKA.
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- YEAH?
AND WHO WAS DRIVING
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THIS TACTICAL ASSAULT SLEIGH?
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- I AM GETTING TO THAT.
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- SO IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOU GET TO TRACK DOWN
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A RUNAWAY SANTA.
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JO AND I--
WE JUMP AT THE CHANCE.
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- I WANT NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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- OH, LIKE I DO?
- HEY, THE TOWN'S YOUR TURF.
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- WHICH YOUR TRIGGER-HAPPY
SANTA S.W.A.T. TEAM INVADED.
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- SORRY, CARTER. THE HOLIDAY
PARTY STARTS SOON AT G.D.,
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AND I'M ON CROWD CONTROL.
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- OH, WELL, THAT'S NOT--
- HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS
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BE CHASING DOWN KRINGLE?
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- NO, WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING
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IS DRINKING WINTER ALE
WITH YOUR UNCLES,
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WATCHING BOWL GAMES.
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- AND BY WATCHING,
HE MEANS ARGUING.
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- YES.
- IS THERE SOMEPLACE ELSE
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I CAN BE USEFUL?
PLEASE.
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- OH, I'M SURE ALLISON
COULD USE SOME HELP AT G.D.
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A FEW PEOPLE GOT BANGED UP
AVOIDING SANTA.
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I'LL TAKE YOU.
- PERFECT.
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SEE YOU, DAD.
- OH.
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- GIVE SANTA MY BEST.
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[sighs]
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CHASING DOWN
A FAKE, STUPID SANTA.
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IT'S, LIKE, 900 DEGREES.
I'M NEVER GONNA GET HOME.
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- TO THE LEFT.
NO, THE OTHER LEFT.
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- RELAX, FARGO.
IT'S JUST A PARTY.
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- NO, IT'S THE PARTY--
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THE TIME OUR G.D. FAMILY
COMES TOGETHER
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IN THE SPIRIT OF GIVING.
MORE CANDLES.
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- IT'S THE TIME ALL YOU GEEKS
FLY YOUR FREAK FLAGS EVERY YEAR.
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- NO, THAT'S COMIC-CON.
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LOOK, I'VE GOT A TIGHT BUDGET
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AND A BUILDING FULL OF PEOPLE
TO FEED.
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IF WE RUN LOW ON LATKES,
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BELIEVE ME,
THINGS WILL GET UGLY.
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- I WILL CHARGE MY TASER.
[cell phone rings]
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[sighs] AH, SECURITY BREACH
IN SUB LAB 22.
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I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THIS DAY TO BE OVER.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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- HEY, JO.
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I'M JUST TAKING
MY EXPERIMENT HOME.
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- AND YOU ARE?
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- NOAH DRUMMER--
CONDENSED MATTER PHYSICIST.
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- WELL, I'M SORRY,
DR. DRUMMER.
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THERE'S NO AUTHORIZATION
FOR YOU
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TO TAKE
YOUR LITTLE ORNAMENT HOME.
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- ACTUALLY,
IT'S CRYSTALLIZED HYDROGEN.
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CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE UNATTENDED
DURING THE HOLIDAYS--
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TOO UNSTABLE.
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- SO YOU'RE SHOVING IT
INTO A SACK?
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- IT'S LINED WITH NONIONIZING
FIBER AND RED TUNGSTEN.
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IF MY ORNAMENT
IS NOT HANDLED CAREFULLY,
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BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN.
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- YES, IT'S VERY MENACING.
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WHAT IS IT FOR, ANYWAY?
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- JUST A LITTLE THING
CALLED PEACE ON EARTH.
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IT'S AN ENERGY SOURCE.
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ONCE FULLY FORMED,
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IT'LL PROVIDE LIMITLESS POWER
VERY CHEAPLY--
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ONE LESS REASON FOR WAR.
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- WELL, THAT IS
A VERY LOVELY CONCEPT,
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BUT NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN
TO IT HERE,
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NOT ON MY WATCH.
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- NOT THAT I DOUBT
YOUR ABILITIES,
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BUT I'D REALLY PREFER
TO KEEP IT WITH ME.
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- YEAH, I'M SORRY, DOC.
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CRYSTAL STAYS HERE.
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[beep, whirring]
- ALL RIGHT.
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- HOW'S THAT?
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- IT FEELS OKAY.
MOSTLY I'M STARVING.
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- THAT'S WEIRD.
ME TOO.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT? IT MUST BE
VINCENT'S AMAZING HORS D'OEUVRES
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WE'RE SMELLING
FROM THE PARTY.
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[chuckles]
YOU'RE ALL SET.
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DR. BLAKE, ZOE.
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- YOU'RE ALL SET.
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HEY...
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YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH.
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UH, IT'S JUST ALWAYS
THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR.
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DAD CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME,
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AND IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER
IN THEORY THAN IN REALITY.
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I'M JUST ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD
THAT WE'RE STUCK HERE.
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- ME TOO.
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YOU KNOW, WE NEVER GET TO SPEND
THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER.
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THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
[laughs]
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- YOU REALLY GET INTO IT, HUH?
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- I JUST THINK
WE COULD ALL USE
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A LITTLE MORE MAGIC
IN OUR LIVES...
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YOU KNOW?
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- HEY, LOOK,
SECRET SANTA STRUCK AGAIN.
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- WHAT?
234
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,765
WHEN DID THAT GET HERE?
235
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,867
- OPEN IT.
236
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,712
- [laughs]
BUNNY SLIPPERS.
237
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,649
I USED TO HAVE A PAIR OF THESE
WHEN I WAS A KID.
238
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,016
THIS IS PERFECT.
239
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,818
- I GOT TO FIND OUT
WHO THIS GUY IS.
240
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,353
KRINGLE CAN RUN,
BUT HE CAN'T HIDE.
241
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:50,157
- [laughs]
242
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,926
[siren wails]
243
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,963
- [grunts]
244
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,835
OH, NO.
245
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,004
CAN I HELP YOU?
246
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,708
MR. CLAUS, I PRESUME?
247
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,813
- MR. CLAUS?
248
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,817
- SEASON'S GREETINGS, MATE.
- TAGGART.
249
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,952
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
250
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,021
YOU'VE DAMAGED
OUR E.M. SHIELD--
251
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,089
OUR E.M. SHIELD!
252
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,991
- I DID NOT.
I WAS HELD UP IN--
253
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,959
IN ME LAB
RUNNING FIELD TESTS.
254
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,294
- TESTS FOR WHAT?
255
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,029
- FOR SCIENCE, MATE.
256
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,700
I'M PIONEERING THE FIELD
OF SANTALOGY.
257
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,669
- THAT'S NOT A SCIENCE.
- IT WILL BE.
258
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:40,140
NEARLY EVERY CULTURE HAS A MYTH
ABOUT THE MAN--
259
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:44,311
SANTA CLAUS, PERE NOEL,
KRIS KRINGLE, ST. NICK.
260
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,345
I'M REPLICATING
EVERYTHING HE DOES
261
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,915
AND EXPLAINING IT
WITH PHYSICS AND TECHNOLOGY.
262
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,950
- WHAT ABOUT FLYING REINDEER?
263
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,855
- HOLOGRAPHIC...
264
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,991
AND MISBEHAVING CURRENTLY.
265
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,328
THIS LITTLE BEAUTY RUNS
ON A PULSE-DETONATION ENGINE--
266
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,764
ALL-WEATHER RESISTANT,
267
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,366
USES STATE-OF-THE-ART
STEALTH TECHNOLOGY
268
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,902
TO FLY INVISIBLY
UNDER THE RADAR.
269
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,106
- TAGGART...
270
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,808
YOUR GIANT RED SLED
271
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,377
IS NEITHER STEALTHY...
272
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,046
NOR INVISIBLE.
273
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,850
- WELL, I STILL GOT
A FEW KINKS TO WORK OUT.
274
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,484
NOW, UH...
275
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,421
BE A SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER
AND GIVE US A TOW BACK TO G.D.
276
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,058
- SURE.
277
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,727
- CHEERS, MATE.
278
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,796
- [sighs]
279
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,132
[bell dings]
- [clears throat]
280
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,903
FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES,
I STARTED PLANNING THIS PARTY
281
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,872
MONTHS AGO,
DETERMINED TO PROVIDE
282
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,341
AN UNFORGETTABLE, YET FISCALLY
RESPONSIBLE CELEBRATION.
283
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,043
TODAY WE GATHER TOGETHER--
284
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,179
- OH, SAVE IT, FARGO.
WE'RE STARVING.
285
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,280
[all cheering]
286
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,449
- FINE.
AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...
287
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,790
[cheers and applause]
288
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,326
- OKAY, PEOPLE, YOU'VE GOT
2 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES
289
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,328
UNTIL I SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.
290
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:12,099
- EAT, DRINK, BE MERRY.
291
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,333
all: WHOO!
292
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:17,104
- * THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN
293
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,339
* I'M WATCHING IT FALL
294
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,243
* LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUND
295
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:27,047
* BABY, PLEASE COME HOME
296
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,988
- IT WAS LATE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
297
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,491
I WAS JUST A WEE LAD,
NO MORE THAN SEVEN,
298
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:43,931
WHEN I HEARD SOMETHING
AND CREPT DOWNSTAIRS.
299
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,402
THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM--
JUST A GLIMPSE,
300
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,372
A QUICK FLASH OF RED
BY THE TREE.
301
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,541
- TAGGART, IT WAS PROBABLY
YOUR FATHER
302
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,845
IN RED PAJAMAS.
303
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,248
- ONE MIGHT THINK...
304
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,352
BUT I FOUND THIS
BY THE FIREPLACE.
305
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,887
- LINT?
306
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,122
- A TEAR FROM SANTA'S TROUSERS.
307
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,058
I'VE TESTED THE FIBERS.
308
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,592
THEY'RE FIRE-RESISTANT.
309
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,996
- AGAIN, NOT SANTA...
310
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,230
RED PAJAMAS.
311
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,199
- [grumbles]
312
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,202
I'VE ALSO BEEN WORKING
ON A GADGET
313
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,438
FOR EASY CHIMNEY DESCENSION.
[gadget rings]
314
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,910
AND FANCY THIS.
315
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,912
MADE IT JUST FOR YOU.
316
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,147
- YOU WENT ALL OUT.
317
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,984
- IMAGINE ALL THE PRESENTS
SANTA HAS TO FIT IN HIS SACK.
318
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,218
BUT BY PUTTING "M" THEORY
319
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,854
AND THE CONCEPT
OF 11TH DIMENSIONALITY
320
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,490
INTO PRACTICE--
- HO, HO, HO, WAIT.
321
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,624
SANTA'S A PHYSICIST NOW?
322
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,927
- OH, HE'S VERY CLEVER.
323
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,396
HE TEMPORARILY SHIFTS MATTER
324
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,131
THROUGH
THE DIMENSIONAL MEMBRANE.
325
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,635
THAT WAY, OBJECTS CAN LOSE MASS
BUT MAINTAIN INTEGRITY.
326
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,071
- HO, HO, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY.
327
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,140
- DON'T YOU WANT
TO OPEN YOUR PRESENT?
328
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,641
SET IT DOWN, MATE.
329
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,144
COME ON.
COME ON.
330
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,121
- HOLY SMOKES.
331
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,634
A CAN OF CHRISTMAS CHEER?
332
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,336
- GO ON.
POP THE TOP.
333
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,438
[whirring]
334
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,974
- * WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
335
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,143
* WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
336
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,211
A MERRY CHRISTMAS *
* WE WISH YOU
337
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,313
* AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
338
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,083
- THEY'RE PROGRAMMED
TO YOUR VOICE.
339
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,651
AND THEY'RE YOURS FOR THE DAY,
340
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,621
EVERY TIME YOU SAY,
"CHRISTMAS."
341
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,090
- THANKS, TAGGART,
342
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,993
FOR--FOR MAKING THIS
A VERY CREEPY CHRISTMAS.
343
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,527
- * OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
344
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,930
* OH, CHRISTMAS TREE
345
00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:00,633
* HOW FAITHFUL
ARE THY BRANCHES *
346
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,172
- [laughs]
SANTALOGY?
347
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,207
- YEAH, I THINK HE'S GOING
FOR A DEGREE.
348
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,076
I THINK WITH A MINOR
IN TOOTH FAIRY.
349
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,078
- WELL, MYTH AND FOLKLORE
COME FROM SOMEWHERE, CARTER.
350
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,680
SOME ANCIENT CULTURES BELIEVED
THAT WRAPPING MOLDY BREAD
351
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,148
ON A WOUND
WOULD MAKE IT HEAL FASTER.
352
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,017
- YEAH, THAT'S
WHY ANCIENT CULTURES DIED OUT.
353
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,452
- NO, THEY DIDN'T KNOW
THAT MOLD WAS PENICILLIN,
354
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,687
AND IT FOUGHT OFF INFECTION.
355
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,523
- YEAH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
SANTA CLAUS, NOT ANTIBIOTICS.
356
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,093
- NO, AS SCIENTISTS, WE HAVE
TO EXPLORE ALL POSSIBILITIES,
357
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,662
TO BE OPEN TO THE "WHAT IF?"
358
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,632
[upbeat music]
359
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,235
*
360
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,705
- [sighs]
361
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,640
- OH, HEY, LUPO.
362
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,675
YOU WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
363
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,411
THIS ONE'S FOR NAUGHTY,
364
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,645
AND THIS ONE'S FOR NICE.
365
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,679
- I'LL PASS.
366
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,315
- OH, COME ON.
367
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,750
WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
368
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,053
SERIOUSLY, YOU OKAY?
369
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,323
- I HAVE A TOWN FULL OF YAHOOS
THAT I HAVE TO BABYSIT.
370
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,392
I AM SUPER.
371
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,727
- TAGGART'S SANTA.
372
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,063
- YOU JUST WRECKED CHRISTMAS
WITH TWO WORDS.
373
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,431
- MM-HMM.
WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?
374
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,334
- I DON'T KNOW.
THE A.C.'S CRANKED UP TO 11.
375
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,703
- OH, JU--HEY, HANG ON,
LET ME JUST GRAB A COUPLE.
376
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,440
- I JUST HOPE I MADE ENOUGH.
THIS CROWD IS RAVENOUS.
377
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,475
[cell phone rings]
378
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,078
- GREAT,
MORE CRYSTAL LAB ISSUES.
379
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,446
- DO I WANT TO KNOW?
380
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,713
- IT'S THIS TINY,
LITTLE GLOWY THING.
381
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,783
I CAUGHT THIS STRANGE SCIENTIST
TRYING TO TAKE IT HOME EARLIER.
382
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,418
- WELL, THIS IS G.D.
BE SPECIFIC.
383
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,655
- UM, HIS NAME'S DRUMMER.
384
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,690
- NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
385
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,462
- DR. DRUMMER?
386
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,138
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
"LITTLE GLOWY THING."
387
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,777
- IT USED TO BE.
388
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,122
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
389
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,790
UNDER NORMAL CONDITIONS,
IT WOULD TAKE DECADES
390
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,294
TO CRYSTALLIZE HYDROGEN
INTO A-A SAMPLE THIS SIZE.
391
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,562
- OH, KEY WORD--NORMAL.
392
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,065
- IS IT ME,
OR IS IT ALREADY BIGGER?
393
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,667
- HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I DON'T KNOW.
394
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,136
BUT IF IT KEEPS GROWING
AT THIS RATE,
395
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,470
IT'LL BREACH THE LAB
IN 20 MINUTES.
396
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,572
WE NEED TO MOVE IT
TO A LARGER CONTAINMENT UNIT.
397
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,074
- DR. DRUMMER SAID
THAT IT WAS UNSTABLE.
398
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,675
- UN--WAIT,
IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE?
399
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,211
- WELL, YEAH, IF IT--
IF IT MOVES
400
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,712
BEYOND
THE PROTECTIVE SHIELDING,
401
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,580
IT COULD FRACTURE AND BOOM.
402
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,617
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
403
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,420
- * DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY *
404
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,488
* FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
405
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,857
* 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY *
406
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,526
- HOW DO WE TURN THIS OFF?
- HANG ON.
407
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,560
THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.
408
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,462
- HENRY.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
409
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,463
FIND DR. DRUMMER.
I'LL SUPERVISE THE TRANSFER.
410
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,634
AND MAYBE HE CAN TELL US
WHY THIS IS EXPANDING.
411
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,103
- * FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
412
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,704
[singing continues]
413
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,705
- COME ON!
414
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,175
- * FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
415
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,844
- * DON WE NOW
OUR GAY APPAREL *
416
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,347
* FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA *
417
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,782
* TROLL
THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL *
418
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,684
* FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
419
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,486
- MAN, GUY MUST BE ROASTING.
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
420
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,720
I HAD TO ICE MY HOT TODDIES.
421
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,528
- HEY, ZANE.
422
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,467
ARE YOU CRYING?
423
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,801
- WHAT? NO.
[scoffs]
424
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,603
NO, I...
425
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,605
I JUST GOT TWO TICKETS
TO SEE SPRINGSTEEN
426
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,540
AT THE MEADOWLANDS.
427
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,777
- LET ME GUESS--
SECRET SANTA.
428
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,712
- YOU TOO?
- PERFECT GIFT.
429
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,647
MAN, THIS GUY'S GOOD.
430
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,716
- * LA LA LA LA
431
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,486
* SING WE JOYOUS
ALL TOGETHER *
432
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,687
- NO ONE'S EVEN HEARD
OF DRUMMER.
433
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,554
WE'VE BEEN ALL THROUGH G.D.
434
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,723
- THERE ARE NO PERSONNEL FILES
FOR HIM.
435
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,325
- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
436
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,859
THERE'S NO WAY THAT HE COULD
HAVE ACCESS TO THE LAB,
437
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,495
LET ALONE GET INTO G.D.
438
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,430
- WELL, WE GOT TO FIND HIM.
HIS EXPERIMENT'S GROWING.
439
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,165
- WELL, THERE HAS TO BE
A WAY TO TRACK HIM DOWN.
440
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,566
THE D.O.D. HAS FILES.
441
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,168
- THE GLITCH IN THE E.M. SHIELD
CRASHED OUR SERVER.
442
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,636
WE'RE CUT OFF
FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
443
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,637
- I'LL FIND HIM.
444
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,572
BUT IF HE GOES TO LEAVE,
HE'S GONNA HIT A WALL...
445
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,940
JUST LIKE I DID.
- WASN'T ME.
446
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,642
I THOUGHT
ZANE WAS MY SECRET SANTA.
447
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,477
- AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
448
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,612
- ONLY SOMEONE
WHO COULD HACK MY COMPUTER
449
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,647
WOULD KNOW I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
THE INTERNET FOR YEARS
450
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,483
LOOKING FOR THIS.
451
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,553
STEVE AUSTIN--
"BETTER, STRONGER,
452
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,422
FASTER."
453
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,723
- SERIOUSLY?
454
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,524
- IT'S AUTHENTIC--
455
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,392
ORIGINAL HINGES,
NOT A CHIP ON IT.
456
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,761
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW RARE.
457
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,731
- OKAY, WELL,
IT WASN'T ZANE.
458
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,499
- WELL, THEN SOMEONE
WAS THINKING OF ME,
459
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,735
AND I'M GONNA FIND HIM.
- SO YOU CAN THANK HIM?
460
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,237
- SO I CAN SUSPEND HIM.
461
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,339
NO ONE HACKS FARGO
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT,
462
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,341
NOT EVEN SANTA.
463
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,708
- OKAY.
464
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,581
- "HELLO, FARGO."
465
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,950
"HI, STEVE AUSTIN."
466
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:48,855
[imitates energy whirring]
467
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,956
"WOW."
468
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,296
- THE CRYSTAL IS SECURE
IN OUR LARGEST CONTAINMENT LAB,
469
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,232
BUT I'D STAY
IT'S STILL GROWING.
470
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,635
- WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW
IS CALCULATE THE EXPANSION RATE.
471
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,004
- RIGHT, SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT
HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE
472
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,673
BEFORE IT OUTGROWS THIS LAB.
473
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,641
- THIS IMAGE REPRESENTS
THE DENSITY OF ELECTRONS
474
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,810
WITHIN THE CRYSTAL
TEN MINUTES AGO.
475
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,679
- ANYTHING UNUSUAL?
- NO.
476
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,881
BUT WE'LL KNOW MORE ONCE I DO
ANOTHER DIFFRACTION SCAN
477
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,484
AS A COMPARISON.
478
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,320
- I DON'T CARE
IF WE'RE ON A WILD-GOOSE CHASE
479
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,921
LOOKING
FOR THIS MISSING SCIENTIST.
480
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,257
AT LEAST IT'S TIME AWAY
FROM THAT PARTY.
481
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,492
- YOU'RE NOT FEELING
THE MERRY, HUH?
482
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,494
- UGH, ALL THE BOOZING
AND SCHMOOZING,
483
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,862
LIGHTS AND GLITTER--
IT'S VEGAS, NOT CHRISTMAS.
484
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,598
- WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER,
485
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,733
I WISH I WAS HOME.
- OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, CARTER.
486
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,767
I'M ALL MISTY.
487
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,304
- YOU KNOW WHAT, JO?
YOU GOT A HEART OF STONE.
488
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,406
- BAH, HUMBUG,
THAT'S ME.
489
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,973
- WOW.
490
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,678
- THEY LOOK THE SAME.
491
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,816
- YEAH, THE INTERMOLECULAR
SPACING IS IDENTICAL.
492
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,619
- HENRY, WHAT IF...?
493
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,354
- OH.
494
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,523
- SO THE CRYSTAL
HASN'T CHANGED.
495
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,826
- NO.
[cell phone rings]
496
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,928
YEAH?
- HENRY...
497
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,964
WE'RE AT THE EDGE OF TOWN,
AND, UM...
498
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,701
SOMETHING ELSE
HAS GOTTEN WAY BIG.
499
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,605
- WELL, NO.
500
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,808
IT HASN'T GOTTEN BIGGER.
501
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,845
WE'VE GOTTEN SMALLER.
502
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,427
- * DUN-DUN-DUN
503
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,929
- SO WHAT, THE WHOLE TOWN
WAS SHRINKING?
504
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,532
- OH, I'M TELLING IT
HOW IT HAPPENED.
505
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,935
- EVEN THOUGH
IT'S TOTALLY BOGUS.
506
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,805
[laughter]
507
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,507
- ALL RIGHT.
508
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,509
I'LL LET YOU GUYS GO BACK
TO PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES.
509
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,011
I WON'T, UH, WASTE
ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME.
510
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,883
- WELL, WAIT, I MEAN,
YOU MAY AS WELL
511
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,951
JUST FINISH THE REST
OF THE STORY.
512
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,921
- PLEASE, SHERIFF CARTER?
513
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,925
- ALL RIGHT.
514
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,996
SO...
515
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,564
AFTER WE LEFT THE SIGN,
516
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,333
WE WENT BACK
TO GLOBAL DYNAMICS.
517
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,938
- WE AND EVERYTHING CONTAINED
IN THE E.M. SHIELD
518
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,374
ARE GETTING SMALLER.
519
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,009
- WHY ISN'T
THE CRYSTAL SHRINKING?
520
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,076
- WELL, BECAUSE IT'S--IT'S ONE
521
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,713
OF THE STRONGEST BRAVAIS LATTICE
ATOMIC STRUCTURES
522
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,080
IN THE UNIVERSE.
523
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,417
IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO ALTER
OR COMPRESS.
524
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,985
- BUT WE GET TO SHRINK INTO
MICROSCOPIC DOTS OF NOTHINGNESS.
525
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,055
- AND AS EVERYTHING IN EUREKA
GETS SMALLER,
526
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,392
THE ENERGY REQUIRED TO COMPRESS
RADIATES HEAT.
527
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,060
- IS THAT WHY IT'S LIKE
A BILLION DEGREES IN HERE?
528
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,395
- YES, AND WHY WE'VE BEEN
SO HUNGRY.
529
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,997
OUR METABOLISM'S WORKING
OVERTIME.
530
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,533
- SO WHAT NOW?
531
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,900
- MAYBE SOMEONE
OUTSIDE OF EUREKA
532
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,503
WILL SEE HOW SMALL WE ARE
AND TRY TO HELP US.
533
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,439
- OH, LIKE
A BIG-HEARTED ELEPHANT?
534
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,106
- THE ROAD'S CLOSED.
535
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,676
AND NOTHING IS GETTING
THROUGH THAT E.M. SHIELD.
536
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,878
IT'S A PRETTY BLEAK CHRISTMAS.
537
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,681
- * FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
538
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,049
- YOU MUST STOP.
539
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,718
[stammers]
WHAT'S CAUSING THE SHRINKAGE?
540
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,119
- YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO DIE
A MINIATURE,
541
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:10,490
THOUGH ADORABLE,
VERSION OF MYSELF.
542
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,692
- A MINIATURE.
543
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,060
TAGGART.
544
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,127
LET'S GO!
545
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,497
- * FOUR CALLING BIRDS
546
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,798
* THREE FRENCH HENS
547
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,033
* TWO TURTLE DOVES
548
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,035
- TAGGART?
549
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,144
TAGGART?
550
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,520
- HA!
IT WORKS.
551
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,055
- GET ME DOWN.
552
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,591
- [grunts]
553
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,893
[groans]
554
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:51,097
- OF COURSE, THE MAN HIMSELF
PACKS A LOT MORE PAUNCH.
555
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,665
I'LL NEED TO WIDEN THE KNIT.
556
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,568
- YOU CAN'T TRAP SANTA CLAUS.
557
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,570
- I'M AHAB.
558
00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:01,774
HE'S MY WHITE-BEARDED WHALE.
559
00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,977
- FYI, THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT
VERY WELL FOR EITHER ONE OF 'EM.
560
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,248
NOW, THE PRESENT YOU GAVE ME,
THE "M" TRACKING, SHIFTING--
561
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,050
- GOOD THINGS COME
IN SMALL PACKAGES.
562
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,119
- NO, IT'S A BIG MESS.
THE WHOLE TOWN IS SHRINKING.
563
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,556
- [laughs]
564
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:17,624
YOU'RE JOKING.
565
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,991
- DOES THIS LOOK
LIKE MY JOKING FACE?
566
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,628
- MY DEVICE
CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE.
567
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,062
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
568
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,231
LOOK WHERE YOU LIVE.
A DEVICE IS ALWAYS RESPONSIBLE.
569
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:30,069
- THE MOLECULAR TRANSFER FIELD
IS VERY PRECISE.
570
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,204
ATOMS SHIFT
FROM OUR DIMENSION
571
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:35,141
IN SPACE-TIME TO ANOTHER...
572
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:45,117
LEAVING US WITH THIS.
573
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,988
SEE? TIP-TOP.
574
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,157
IT'S NOT MY DEVICE.
[alarm blares]
575
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,960
- THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
576
00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:00,700
- THE TRANSFER FIELD'S EXPANDED
BEYOND THE TARGET AREA.
577
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,201
- EXPANDED BY HOW MUCH?
578
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,037
- OH, ROUGHLY, UM...
579
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,006
THE WHOLE TOWN.
580
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,044
EUREKA'S GETTING SMALLER
BY THE MINUTE.
581
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,212
LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY THING
582
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,081
CONTAINING
THE MINIATURIZATION EFFECT
583
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:18,718
IS, UH, THE E.M. SHIELD.
584
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,220
- AND THE E.M. SHIELD IS
A BIG SPARKING MESS RIGHT NOW.
585
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,222
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
586
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,192
UN--UNLESS IT TRIED
TO MINIATURIZE AN ITEM
587
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:30,229
SO DENSE IT OVERTAXED
THE CONTAINMENT UNIT.
588
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:34,033
BUT I WAS VERY CAREFUL TO AVOID
UNUSUALLY DENSE MATERIAL.
589
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,138
- UNUSUALLY DENSE LIKE THIS?
590
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,753
FRUITCAKE!
- I BEG YOUR PARDON.
591
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,622
- YOU USED TAGGART'S
SHRINKING MACHINE, DIDN'T YOU?
592
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,591
- I'M--
I-I...
593
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,326
I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
594
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,861
- OH, REALLY?
HI.
595
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,763
THOSE LITTLE PIECES
AREN'T PIECES AT ALL, ARE THEY?
596
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,031
THEY'RE ENTIRE FRICKIN' CAKES.
597
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,265
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES
I'VE INGESTED?
598
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,134
- I JUST--
- YOU...
599
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,936
- I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE A FRUITCAKE
600
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,370
THAT WOULDN'T BE
THE OBJECT OF RIDICULE.
601
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,740
I MEAN, THEY GET
SUCH A BAD RAP, SHERIFF.
602
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,575
- [groans]
HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE?
603
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,312
- THE MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY
DEPARTMENT ACROSS THE HALL.
604
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,248
I-I CONSULT FROM TIME TO TIME.
605
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,183
- KEEP TALKING.
606
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:28,387
- WELL, I-I RESHRUNK EACH CAKE
ABOUT A HALF A DOZEN TIMES.
607
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,223
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAXIMIZE
THE FRUITY, NUTTY GOODNESS
608
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,092
THAT IS FRUITCAKE.
609
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,094
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT?
610
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,095
- NO REASON.
611
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,397
- I-I'M SO SORRY, SHERIFF.
612
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,133
YOU--YOU'D THINK A SANTA LAB
WOULD BE A SAFE PLACE.
613
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,335
[cell phone rings]
614
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:47,039
WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
- WHAT ISN'T?
615
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,687
OH, WOW.
616
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,092
HEY, JO, UM, SOME STUFF
JUST BLEW INTO TOWN--
617
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,127
UM, BIG STUFF.
618
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,096
K-KEEP EVERYBODY INSIDE, OKAY?
619
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,834
UH, HEY, EVERYBODY,
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
620
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,336
I NEED YOU TO STAY INSIDE
OFF THE STREETS, PLEASE.
621
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,706
EVERYBODY, IF YOU COULD JUST GET
OFF THE STREETS.
622
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:40,092
[shouting]
623
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,366
- [shouting]
624
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,208
YOU OKAY?
625
00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,344
ALL RIGHT.
626
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:03,215
[shouting]
627
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,123
- SO I UNDERSTAND
WE'RE ALL SHRINKING.
628
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,292
- DR. DRUMMER,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
629
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:14,927
- ENJOYING THE PARTY.
630
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,229
YOU MISSED OUT.
THERE WAS FRUITCAKE.
631
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,231
- I'M AWARE.
THANKS.
632
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,233
- CANDY CANE?
633
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,770
- NO, THANK YOU.
634
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,404
LOOK, THERE'S
A SERIOUS SITUATION
635
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,906
WITH YOUR
PEACE-ON-EARTH CRYSTAL.
636
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,275
THE CONTAINMENT LAB
IS CLOSING IN ON IT.
637
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,110
- I TOLD YOU
IT HAD TO BE PROTECTED.
638
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:34,947
- YOU WERE RIGHT,
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO FIX IT.
639
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,817
- I KNOW.
- OKAY.
640
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,152
- WHEN DID YOU STOP LIKING
CANDY CANES?
641
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,855
DO YOU REMEMBER?
642
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,057
- WHEN I HAD TO GROW UP.
643
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:49,796
- I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS CAN BE
TOUGH ON MILITARY FAMILIES.
644
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:52,899
- [chuckles awkwardly]
CAN WE GO NOW?
645
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,202
- SURE.
646
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,438
AFTER YOU, JOSEFINA.
647
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,551
- IF WE CAN'T SHRINK
YOUR CRYSTAL, DR. DRUMMER,
648
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,554
IT'S GONNA BLOW OUR LITTLE BITS
TO LITTLE BITS.
649
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,124
- HAVE FAITH, DR. TAGGART.
650
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,258
ONCE WE BOOST THE POWER,
651
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,993
YOUR DEVICE SHOULD BE
VERY EFFECTIVE.
652
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,129
- BUT EVEN IF WE SHRINK
THE CRYSTAL,
653
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,964
WE STILL HAVE TO UNSHRINK US.
654
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,966
- OH, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT
A WAY, HENRY.
655
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,034
YOU ALWAYS DO.
656
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,136
- [stammering]
657
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,138
[clears throat]
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
658
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,341
- WE'VE CROSSED PATHS
A FEW TIMES.
659
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,344
HEY, HOW MUCH JUICE
ARE YOU GIVING THIS?
660
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,246
- A MEGAWATT.
- BETTER DOUBLE IT.
661
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,548
FOCUSED ENERGY IS THE KEY.
662
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,151
- YOU KNOW, YOUR CRYSTAL'S
ELECTRON DENSITY
663
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,353
IS VERY UNUSUAL,
664
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,455
I MEAN, EVEN
FOR CRYSTALLIZED HYDROGEN.
665
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,257
- MM-HMM.
666
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,125
IT HAS AN EXTRA ELEMENT
667
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:56,195
THAT MAKES IT UNIQUE.
[chuckles]
668
00:29:56,228 --> 00:30:00,232
- DR. DRUMMER, THERE SHOULDN'T
BE SECRETS IN SCIENCE.
669
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,434
- AH, IT SHOULDN'T ALWAYS BE
ABOUT SCIENCE.
670
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,371
SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT
UNEXPLAINED.
671
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,152
- SWEETHEART, JUST GO AHEAD
AND EAT WHAT YOU WANT.
672
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,989
YEAH, LISTEN, I MADE PUDDING,
CAKE, FOUR KINDS OF PIES,
673
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,490
AND--YEAH.
674
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,294
JENNA'S--JENNA'S FAVORITE
IS THE APPLE.
675
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,428
I KNOW.
I KNOW, BABY.
676
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,163
I'LL BE THERE
AS SOON AS I CAN.
677
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,299
I'M SORRY.
678
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,434
I LOVE YOU TOO.
679
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,037
OKAY, BYE.
680
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,372
- SO, UH, THE THREE WISE MEN
ARE ON IT.
681
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,909
WE MIGHT ACTUALLY PUT AN END
TO THIS HORRIBLE DAY.
682
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,143
- OKAY, CARTER, WE ALL KNOW
683
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,244
THAT YOU'RE MISERABLE
BEING STUCK HERE,
684
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,313
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUIN IT
FOR THE REST OF US.
685
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,516
- RU--NO, NO, NO, THAT'S--
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
686
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,053
- UH, SORRY.
687
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,222
I JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS.
688
00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,523
- I KNOW YOU DO.
689
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,291
I MEAN, YOU GO ALL OUT.
690
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,393
YOU'RE MAKING
FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS OF PIES.
691
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,296
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE
I NEVER HAD WHAT YOU HAVE.
692
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,631
- WHAT DO I HAVE?
693
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,367
- I LOVE HOW YOUR FAMILY
GETS TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE.
694
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,270
- OH.
- I JUST--I GREW UP
695
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:15,207
WITH A MORE PRACTICAL VERSION
OF THE HOLIDAY.
696
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,243
- PRACTICAL
DOESN'T SOUND FUN.
697
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,111
- [laughing]
NO.
698
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,581
MY PARENTS,
THEY'RE--THEY'RE WONDERFUL,
699
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,351
BUT, UH...
700
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,186
WELL, THEY'RE--
THEY'RE SCIENTISTS,
701
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,288
SO THEY PUT THEIR FAITH
IN HARD FACTS.
702
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,223
SO, YEAH, I GOT PRESENTS,
703
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:33,392
BUT THEY WEREN'T FROM SANTA,
704
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,594
BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME
THAT HE WASN'T REAL.
705
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:39,398
AND MY GIFTS--
THEY WERE NEVER WRAPPED,
706
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,567
BECAUSE, EH,
THAT'S A WASTE OF PAPER.
707
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,435
[laughs]
708
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,604
- AH.
709
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,540
- SO I KNOW
THAT IT SOUNDS SILLY, BUT...
710
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,143
I WANT MY KIDS
TO HAVE WHAT I MISSED.
711
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:56,015
I WANT THE MAGIC...
712
00:31:56,048 --> 00:32:00,252
SO I DO TOO MUCH.
713
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,189
- I THINK YOU DO IT RIGHT.
714
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,296
- THANKS.
715
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,999
- THIS PROCEDURE
IS VERY RISKY.
716
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,367
WE HAVE TO SHRINK THE CRYSTAL
WITHOUT MAKING IT EXPLODE.
717
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,069
- OR WE COULD HAVE
A FRONT-ROW SEAT
718
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,671
FOR A NEW INFLATIONARY EPOCH.
719
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,640
- HMM.
720
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,275
UH, A FEW MOMENTS
AFTER THE BIG BANG,
721
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,278
THE UNIVERSE UNDERWENT
AN EXTREMELY RAPID EXPANSION.
722
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,348
- WELL, ISN'T EXPANSION
WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO...
723
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,083
T-TO US?
724
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,153
- THAT'S RIGHT.
725
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:35,621
WE NEED TO MAKE IT EXPLODE.
726
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,190
THAT WAY, WE REVERSE
THE DIMENSIONAL SHUNTING--
727
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,258
UH, MAKE US BIG AGAIN.
728
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,626
- BUT WE CAN'T BLOW IT UP HERE.
729
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,761
THE ENERGY RELEASE
WILL BE MASSIVE.
730
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,563
- BUT, NO. NO, NO, NO,
IF WE SHRINK THE CRYSTAL
731
00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:47,133
AND THEN DETONATE AT THE HIGHEST
POINT OF THE E.M. SHIELD,
732
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,600
IT'D BE LIKE THROWING UP
A LIVE GRENADE.
733
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,070
- FIRST WE NEED TO SEE
IF SHE GETS ANY SMALLER.
734
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,239
FINGERS CROSSED.
735
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,441
MAKE A CHRISTMAS WISH,
MINI MATES.
736
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,189
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS PUPPY AIRBORNE.
737
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:13,392
- BEFORE THE PUPPY EXPLODES.
- THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
738
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:14,360
HEAT PLUS SHRINKING
739
00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,195
EQUALS NOT SO HEALTHY
FOR OUR HELICOPTERS.
740
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,097
THE ROTORS
ARE COMPLETELY WARPED.
741
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,332
- OH, OF COURSE. NOW WE HAVE
NO WAY TO TRANSPORT IT.
742
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:23,269
- THERE IS ONE WAY, MATE.
743
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,337
UH, BUT I'LL NEED...
744
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,574
A LITTLE HELPER.
745
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,342
I'LL FIRE HER UP.
746
00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,212
* DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY *
747
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,480
* FA LA LA LA LA
748
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,182
- MM.
749
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,150
- I'M NOT WEARING
A POINTY HAT.
750
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,451
- FA LA LA LA LA.
751
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,487
[beeping]
752
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,456
[triumphant music]
753
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,792
*
754
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,560
- CONTACT.
755
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:56,235
- [screaming]
756
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:09,081
- DO WE HAVE ANY SEAT BELTS?
757
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,416
- CLAUS DOESN'T USE THEM.
758
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,717
- CLAUS ISN'T FLYING.
759
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,553
- I'VE LOGGED 300 HOURS
OF FLIGHT TIME,
760
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,722
FROM ANCHORAGE TO SYDNEY.
761
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,424
- [screams]
762
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:22,261
- [laughs]
JUST AN AIR POCKET, MATE.
763
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,329
WE'RE OKAY.
764
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:26,432
ALL CLEAR.
765
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:31,803
- TAGGART?
766
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,805
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO HIGHER.
767
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,442
- HANG TIGHT.
768
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,410
- [screams]
769
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,618
- WHOO!
[laughs]
770
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,722
HERE WE GO...
771
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,324
THE PEAK OF THE E.M. FIELD.
772
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,260
- OKAY, GRAB THE CRYSTAL.
773
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,695
- AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.
774
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,265
- ON MY MARK.
775
00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:00,499
- STEADY NOW.
776
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,401
WE ONLY GET ONE SHOT.
777
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,436
- NO PRESSURE, THEN.
778
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,339
AND...
PULL.
779
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,444
[beeping,
gunshot]
780
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,781
[explosion]
781
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,283
- HA!
782
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,452
HA!
RIPPER SHOT, MATE.
783
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,520
- GET US DOWN.
GET US DOWN!
784
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,389
- FINE. FINE.
785
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:27,659
BUT LET'S DO IT
IN STYLE.
786
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:31,430
[beep]
787
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:36,402
[engines roar]
- [screams]
788
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,337
- WHOO!
789
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:41,340
[festive holiday music]
790
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:48,547
*
791
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,720
- CLEAN UP WOULD BE
SO MUCH EASIER
792
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,821
IF ONLY WE'D GOTTEN BIGGER,
793
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,556
BUT THE TRASH STAYED SMALL.
794
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,558
- [chuckles]
I SAY LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW.
795
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:00,726
IT'S BEEN A ROUGH DAY.
796
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,794
- ALL MY PLANNING--
WHAT A FIASCO.
797
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,830
- ARE YOU KIDDING, FARGO?
798
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,533
THIS WAS
THE BEST HOLIDAY PARTY EVER.
799
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:09,768
- NOT THAT I GOT
TO ENJOY IT, BUT...
800
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:10,902
THANKS, JO.
801
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,474
- NOW GO.
802
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,709
EVERYONE'S AT CAFE DIEM.
803
00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,745
- YOU'RE NOT COMING?
804
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,180
- IN A MINUTE.
805
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:30,989
- [humming Silent Night]
806
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:39,030
*
807
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,904
- HELLO, JO.
808
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,975
OR SHOULD I SAY SECRET SANTA?
809
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,912
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
810
00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,315
- YOU KNOW
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE
811
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,985
AND ALLISON'S STORIES
ABOUT CHRISTMAS AS A KID.
812
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,288
AND YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN FARGO
SEARCH THE WEB
813
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:04,756
A MILLION TIMES
FOR HIS LUNCH BOX.
814
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,957
- GO AWAY.
815
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:09,261
- BUT ONE THING
THAT JUST DIDN'T FIT...
816
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:12,864
WAS THAT YOU HATE CHRISTMAS.
817
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,634
BUT YOU DON'T,
DO YOU?
818
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,740
- WHEN I WAS A KID,
819
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,877
MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
WAS TO GIVE SOMETHING SPECIAL
820
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,915
TO MY BROTHERS
AND JUST WATCH THEM LIGHT UP
821
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,717
WHEN THEY OPENED
THEIR GIFTS.
822
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,786
- OKAY, SO...
823
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,923
- SO NOW...
824
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,027
THEY'RE ALL IN THE SERVICE
IN HARM'S WAY.
825
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:47,399
WE HAVEN'T SPENT CHRISTMAS
TOGETHER IN YEARS.
826
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:54,640
- WELL, I'M GLAD THAT AT LEAST
WE GET TO SPEND IT TOGETHER.
827
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,678
- YEAH, ME TOO.
828
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,514
- SO WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR MY DAD?
829
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:04,883
- HE WAS TOUGH.
830
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,652
BUT I, UH--
I THINK I NAILED IT.
831
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:07,853
- REALLY?
832
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:13,892
[cheers and applause]
833
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,732
- YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
834
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:25,070
[overlapping chatter]
835
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,042
- HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
836
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,912
- BUMPY.
YEAH, SO, HENRY, UH...
837
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,948
ARE WE BIGGER?
- BACK TO NORMAL.
838
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,752
- OH, GREAT.
- UH, NOT QUITE.
839
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,489
PART OF YOUR CRYSTAL
STILL SEEMS TO BE UP THERE.
840
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,090
- WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?
841
00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:55,601
- IT'S SNOWING.
842
00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,102
- THE RAPID EXPANSION
MUST HAVE COOLED THE MOISTURE
843
00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:58,637
IN OUR ATMOSPHERE.
844
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,540
- HENRY, HENRY,
IT'S SNOWING.
845
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:05,944
- IT'S SNOWING.
[both laugh]
846
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,983
- HI, UH, WE HAVEN'T MET.
I'M...
847
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,653
- JACK CARTER.
- YEAH.
848
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,588
- HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER, HUH?
849
00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,790
- UH, EVEN
BY EUREKA'S STANDARDS.
850
00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:21,593
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
851
00:39:21,627 --> 00:39:23,762
- YEAH.
852
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,864
YEAH, I-I WAS.
853
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,935
- I'M GLAD IT ALL WORKED OUT
FOR YOU, THEN.
854
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,109
- CAGEY BUGGER.
- BEG YOUR PARDON?
855
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,912
- I'M ONTO YOU NOW.
856
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,581
LET'S YOU AND ME
HAVE A SIT-DOWN.
857
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:43,649
I GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
858
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,684
- WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP THEM,
859
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,953
BECAUSE I'VE GOT
AN ERRAND TO RUN.
860
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,621
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
861
00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,590
I FINALLY FOUND YOU.
862
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,926
- I'M NOT QUITE SURE
WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT DON'T WORRY.
863
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,964
I'LL BE BACK...
SAME TIME NEXT YEAR.
864
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,879
- SHERIFF CARTER?
865
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,715
PLEASE TELL ME
THAT YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING
866
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,717
THAT THIS DRUMMER DUDE
IS SANTA.
867
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,719
- OH, I'M JUST SHARING
THE STORY.
868
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,989
YOU GUYS CAN BELIEVE
WHAT YOU WANT.
869
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:27,793
- WAS ANY OF THAT TRUE?
- ALL OF IT.
870
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,094
BUT HERE'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
871
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,796
SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS
872
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,999
WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
IN EUREKA...
873
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,868
THAT'S THE BEST GIFT OF ALL.
874
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,805
- WOW, MAN, WAY TOO SAPPY.
875
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,873
- SERIOUSLY.
I GOT A CAVITY.
876
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,511
- YEAH, BUT, UH, IT'S
A PRETTY DECENT STORY, DUDE.
877
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:49,815
THANKS.
878
00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:53,552
- THANKS, SHERIFF.
- THANK YOU.
879
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,892
[sighs]
880
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,195
- WE LIVE IN A COMMUNITY
WHERE EVERY DAY
881
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,633
WE ARE PRESENTED
WITH, UM...
882
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,935
UNIQUE CHALLENGES.
883
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,004
BUT TODAY LET'S REMEMBER
884
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:17,175
AND REJOICE AT HOW WONDERFUL
IT IS TO BE ALIVE
885
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:20,779
AND HOW LUCKY WE ARE
TO BE TOGETHER.
886
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:21,947
- HEAR, HEAR.
- CHEERS.
887
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,818
- WHAT IS THAT?
888
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:29,020
- I DON'T KNOW.
889
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,122
YOU BETTER OPEN IT.
890
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:47,806
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
891
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,610
- IT'S PERFECT.
892
00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:53,945
- YOU KNOW, WE CAN PROBABLY
MAKE IT HOME
893
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:57,148
IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO.
894
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,790
- WE ARE HOME.
895
00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:05,957
- * HAVE YOURSELF
A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS *
896
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,626
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
897
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:12,097
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
898
00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,866
- * LET YOUR HEART
899
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:19,170
* BE LIGHT
900
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:23,274
* FROM NOW ON
OUR TROUBLES *
901
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:29,014
* WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT
902
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,884
*
903
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,086
* HAVE YOURSELF
904
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,025
* A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
905
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:44,996
* MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY
906
00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,632
*
907
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:49,234
* FROM NOW ON
908
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:55,206
* OUR TROUBLES
WILL BE MILES AWAY *
909
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,978
*
910
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:05,116
* AND HAVE YOURSELF
911
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:12,023
* A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
912
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:18,029
* NOW
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