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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:06,140 - * CHRISTMAS 2 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,176 - * THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,477 - * CHRISTMAS 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,213 - * I'M WATCHING IT FALL 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,447 - * CHRISTMAS 6 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:16,350 - * LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUND 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,052 - EVENING, SHERIFF. COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 8 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,321 - YEAH, EXACTLY HOW THE HOLIDAYS SHOULD BE. 9 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,156 HEY, GUYS. 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,291 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 11 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:26,227 - 'SUP? - YEAH, WHATEVER. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,062 - WHAT'S UP WITH THEM? 13 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,630 - YEAH, THEY'RE CRANKY BECAUSE WE'RE SNOWBOUND, 14 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,633 AND THEIR VACATION PLANS ARE PRETTY MUCH RUINED. 15 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,103 - OH. 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:38,306 UM, WHY DON'T YOU BRING A ROUND OF HOT CHOCOLATE? 17 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,840 KEEP 'EM COMING. - YOU GOT IT. 18 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,476 - HI, GUYS. 19 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,779 SO, UH, STUCK IN EUREKA FOR THE HOLIDAYS, HUH? 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,616 I USED TO TRY TO ESCAPE EUREKA AT CHRISTMAS 21 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:53,721 UNTIL ONE YEAR WHEN I GOT STRANDED HERE. 22 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:57,525 YEP. IT WAS CRAZY. 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,360 [laughing] OKAY. 24 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,694 GATHER ROUND. 25 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,596 YOU CAN HEAR ALL ABOUT IT. - UH, DO WE HAVE TO? 26 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,099 - SHERIFF BADGE SAYS YES. - [sighs] 27 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,378 - THERE YOU GO. ENJOY. 28 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,748 - AH. 29 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,517 IT WAS DEEP IN DECEMBER. 30 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,619 AND LIKE EVERY YEAR, ZOE AND I WERE HEADING OUT OF TOWN 31 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,688 TO SPEND THE HOLIDAY WITH FAMILY, 32 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,423 WHICH WAS GREAT, BECAUSE IT WAS 33 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,758 ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHRISTMAS WEEKS 34 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,394 EUREKA HAD EVER SEEN. 35 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:38,266 WHAT'S GOING ON? 36 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,900 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE, SHERIFF. 37 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,101 NO ONE IN OR OUT. 38 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,804 THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SHIELD OVER EUREKA IS MALFUNCTIONING. 39 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,475 - WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING'S-- 40 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,776 [howls] 41 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,179 [grunting] 42 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,414 - RIGHT NOW IT'S MORE ELECTRO THAN MAGNETIC. 43 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,882 IT'S GETTING WORSE. 44 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,116 - YOU BETTER SHUT THAT THING DOWN. 45 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,819 - AND LEAVE GLOBAL DYNAMICS VULNERABLE TO THE PRYING EYES 46 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,188 OF THE REST OF THE WORLD? 47 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,889 [scoffs] SORRY, SHERIFF. NO CAN DO. 48 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,691 - SO... 49 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,694 WE'RE TRAPPED HERE FOR CHRISTMAS? 50 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,362 IT'S 85 DEGREES. 51 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:09,830 - DAD, THEY'RE TRYING TO FIX IT. 52 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,232 JUST LET THEM. 53 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,834 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... 54 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,536 DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELVES. 55 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,906 - WE'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 56 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,341 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 57 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,676 - * I'M HOT, HUMID, AND HAZY 58 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,912 - WAIT, SO YOU MAKE ELF FOOTPRINTS? 59 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,181 - YEAH, LOOK, YOU DIP LITTLE SPONGES SHAPED LIKE SHOES 60 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,716 IN BABY POWDER, 61 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,585 AND THEN YOU PRESS THEM ON THE FLOOR 62 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,753 AROUND THE PRESENTS. 63 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,822 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M BOILING. 64 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,690 - YOU CAN'T LET A LITTLE HEAT RUIN YOUR HOLIDAY. 65 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,692 TODAY I HAVE STRUNG UP CRANBERRIES. 66 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,295 WE HAVE BAKED GINGERBREAD... - ALL RIGHT... 67 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,531 FEAST YOUR EYES, PEOPLE-- 68 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,367 LIMITED EDITION COPPER CAST 69 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,369 FROM MY SECRET SANTA. 70 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,871 OH, AND HE LEFT THIS FOR YOU. 71 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,206 - FOR ME? 72 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,807 WOW. HOW COOL. 73 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,842 - YOU KNOW WHO IT IS? 74 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,945 - NO. THAT'S WHY HE'S A SECRET. 75 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:01,249 - OPEN IT. - COME ON. 76 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:06,887 - OH, WOW, THE CLASH ON VINYL. 77 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,291 I LOVE THEM. I WONDER WHO KNEW. 78 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,725 NOT YOU. 79 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,262 - WOW. COME ON, I-I-- 80 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,764 NO, I COULDN'T HAVE. - NO. 81 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:20,434 WASN'T ME. - WELL, THIS IS MY LITTLE GIFT 82 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,835 TO ALL OF YOU. 83 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,905 - WHEN YOU SAY LITTLE... 84 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,607 IS THAT MEATLOAF? 85 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,908 - IT'S FRUITCAKE. 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,843 - IT'S--OH. 87 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,546 UM, YEAH, I'M STILL DIGESTING 88 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,981 A PIECE FROM LAST YEAR. - NO, NO, NO. 89 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,750 TRUST ME. THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 90 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:40,621 - EAT IT. EAT IT. - COME ON. 91 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,527 - OH. 92 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,828 HOLY COW. 93 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:51,565 [shudders] 94 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,766 THAT-- 95 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,668 EVEN THE RAISINS ARE INCREDIBLE. 96 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,470 - I BLENDED 96 DIFFERENT VARIETIES-- 97 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,038 EVERYTHING FROM ALEXANDROULIS TO ZILVACA. 98 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,907 - HOW'D YOU GET 'EM ALL IN ONE PIECE? 99 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,843 - THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE SECRET. 100 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:07,381 [cell phones ringing] 101 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:08,482 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 102 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,418 - WHAT'S A CODE 12? 103 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,052 - AIR ASSAULT. WE HAVE A BOGEY. 104 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,555 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY DOWN, DOWN. 105 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,823 TAKE COVER. ALL RIGHT. 106 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:16,790 STAY INSIDE. [alarm blaring] 107 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,860 [sirens wailing] 108 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,829 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 109 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:22,863 CAN YOU GET INSIDE, PLEASE? 110 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,697 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 111 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,533 POSSIBLE AIR STRIKE HEADED FOR TOWN. 112 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,635 EVERYONE, GET OFF THE STREETS NOW. 113 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,071 - GET INTO POSITION! 114 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,874 - SIR, THANK YOU, INSIDE, KEEP IT GOING. 115 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,042 EVERYBODY INSIDE, INSIDE, INSIDE. 116 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,577 THANK YOU. CLEAR, CLEAR. 117 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,579 CLEAR THE ROAD. 118 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,648 - STEADY. - WHAT'S UP, JO? 119 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,383 - FIRST SOMEONE MESSED WITH OUR E.M. SHIELD. 120 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,551 NOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK. 121 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,552 - FROM WHAT? 122 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,354 - G.D. RADAR DETECTED AN UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLE 123 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,689 IN OUR AIRSPACE OVER TOWN. 124 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,524 THE BOGEY'S CROSSED THE THRESHOLD. 125 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,826 WEAPONS HOT. TAKE AIM. [guns cocking] 126 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,434 - OH, HA--HANG ON. THAT'S NOT A PLANE. 127 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:04,338 [bells jingling] 128 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,440 HOLD YOUR FIRE. HOLD YOUR FIRE. 129 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:24,492 HO, HO, HOLY CRAP. 130 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,930 [festive holiday music] 131 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:37,971 * 132 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:39,840 - SANTA'S SLEIGH? 133 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:40,808 SERIOUSLY? 134 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,042 - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 135 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,043 - WHERE DO I START? 136 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,413 ONE, REINDEER CAN'T FLY. 137 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,781 - WELL, STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN EUREKA. 138 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,650 - YEAH? AND WHO WAS DRIVING 139 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,151 THIS TACTICAL ASSAULT SLEIGH? 140 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,720 - I AM GETTING TO THAT. 141 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:56,724 - SO IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU GET TO TRACK DOWN 142 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,758 A RUNAWAY SANTA. 143 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,794 JO AND I-- WE JUMP AT THE CHANCE. 144 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:04,031 - I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 145 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,567 - OH, LIKE I DO? - HEY, THE TOWN'S YOUR TURF. 146 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,437 - WHICH YOUR TRIGGER-HAPPY SANTA S.W.A.T. TEAM INVADED. 147 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,640 - SORRY, CARTER. THE HOLIDAY PARTY STARTS SOON AT G.D., 148 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,707 AND I'M ON CROWD CONTROL. 149 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:16,410 - OH, WELL, THAT'S NOT-- - HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS 150 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,545 BE CHASING DOWN KRINGLE? 151 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,712 - NO, WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING 152 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,180 IS DRINKING WINTER ALE WITH YOUR UNCLES, 153 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,715 WATCHING BOWL GAMES. 154 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,050 - AND BY WATCHING, HE MEANS ARGUING. 155 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,485 - YES. - IS THERE SOMEPLACE ELSE 156 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,919 I CAN BE USEFUL? PLEASE. 157 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,456 - OH, I'M SURE ALLISON COULD USE SOME HELP AT G.D. 158 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,024 A FEW PEOPLE GOT BANGED UP AVOIDING SANTA. 159 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,593 I'LL TAKE YOU. - PERFECT. 160 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:33,727 SEE YOU, DAD. - OH. 161 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,729 - GIVE SANTA MY BEST. 162 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,998 [sighs] 163 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,668 CHASING DOWN A FAKE, STUPID SANTA. 164 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,771 IT'S, LIKE, 900 DEGREES. I'M NEVER GONNA GET HOME. 165 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,606 - TO THE LEFT. NO, THE OTHER LEFT. 166 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,075 - RELAX, FARGO. IT'S JUST A PARTY. 167 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:48,942 - NO, IT'S THE PARTY-- 168 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,811 THE TIME OUR G.D. FAMILY COMES TOGETHER 169 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,614 IN THE SPIRIT OF GIVING. MORE CANDLES. 170 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,617 - IT'S THE TIME ALL YOU GEEKS FLY YOUR FREAK FLAGS EVERY YEAR. 171 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:57,718 - NO, THAT'S COMIC-CON. 172 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,919 LOOK, I'VE GOT A TIGHT BUDGET 173 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,688 AND A BUILDING FULL OF PEOPLE TO FEED. 174 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,855 IF WE RUN LOW ON LATKES, 175 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,856 BELIEVE ME, THINGS WILL GET UGLY. 176 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,859 - I WILL CHARGE MY TASER. [cell phone rings] 177 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,862 [sighs] AH, SECURITY BREACH IN SUB LAB 22. 178 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,899 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAY TO BE OVER. 179 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,774 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 180 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:22,209 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 181 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,477 - HEY, JO. 182 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,813 I'M JUST TAKING MY EXPERIMENT HOME. 183 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,247 - AND YOU ARE? 184 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,618 - NOAH DRUMMER-- CONDENSED MATTER PHYSICIST. 185 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,252 - WELL, I'M SORRY, DR. DRUMMER. 186 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,754 THERE'S NO AUTHORIZATION FOR YOU 187 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,922 TO TAKE YOUR LITTLE ORNAMENT HOME. 188 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,957 - ACTUALLY, IT'S CRYSTALLIZED HYDROGEN. 189 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,660 CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE UNATTENDED DURING THE HOLIDAYS-- 190 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,761 TOO UNSTABLE. 191 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,195 - SO YOU'RE SHOVING IT INTO A SACK? 192 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:45,566 - IT'S LINED WITH NONIONIZING FIBER AND RED TUNGSTEN. 193 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,536 IF MY ORNAMENT IS NOT HANDLED CAREFULLY, 194 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,137 BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN. 195 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:54,875 - YES, IT'S VERY MENACING. 196 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:55,876 WHAT IS IT FOR, ANYWAY? 197 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,845 - JUST A LITTLE THING CALLED PEACE ON EARTH. 198 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,813 IT'S AN ENERGY SOURCE. 199 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,615 ONCE FULLY FORMED, 200 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,718 IT'LL PROVIDE LIMITLESS POWER VERY CHEAPLY-- 201 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,520 ONE LESS REASON FOR WAR. 202 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:09,857 - WELL, THAT IS A VERY LOVELY CONCEPT, 203 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,892 BUT NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN TO IT HERE, 204 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,727 NOT ON MY WATCH. 205 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,028 - NOT THAT I DOUBT YOUR ABILITIES, 206 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,731 BUT I'D REALLY PREFER TO KEEP IT WITH ME. 207 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:19,767 - YEAH, I'M SORRY, DOC. 208 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,202 CRYSTAL STAYS HERE. 209 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,739 [beep, whirring] - ALL RIGHT. 210 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,717 - HOW'S THAT? 211 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,852 - IT FEELS OKAY. MOSTLY I'M STARVING. 212 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,621 - THAT'S WEIRD. ME TOO. 213 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,790 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT MUST BE VINCENT'S AMAZING HORS D'OEUVRES 214 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:43,924 WE'RE SMELLING FROM THE PARTY. 215 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,258 [chuckles] YOU'RE ALL SET. 216 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,595 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, DR. BLAKE, ZOE. 217 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,830 - YOU'RE ALL SET. 218 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,064 HEY... 219 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,666 YOU OKAY? 220 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,769 - YEAH. 221 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,105 UH, IT'S JUST ALWAYS THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR. 222 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,773 DAD CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME, 223 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:04,044 AND IT'S ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER IN THEORY THAN IN REALITY. 224 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,913 I'M JUST ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD THAT WE'RE STUCK HERE. 225 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,047 - ME TOO. 226 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,116 YOU KNOW, WE NEVER GET TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER. 227 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,618 THE MORE, THE MERRIER. [laughs] 228 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,720 - YOU REALLY GET INTO IT, HUH? 229 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,887 - I JUST THINK WE COULD ALL USE 230 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,823 A LITTLE MORE MAGIC IN OUR LIVES... 231 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,726 YOU KNOW? 232 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,928 - HEY, LOOK, SECRET SANTA STRUCK AGAIN. 233 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,230 - WHAT? 234 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,765 WHEN DID THAT GET HERE? 235 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,867 - OPEN IT. 236 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,712 - [laughs] BUNNY SLIPPERS. 237 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,649 I USED TO HAVE A PAIR OF THESE WHEN I WAS A KID. 238 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,016 THIS IS PERFECT. 239 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,818 - I GOT TO FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS. 240 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,353 KRINGLE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE. 241 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:50,157 - [laughs] 242 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,926 [siren wails] 243 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,963 - [grunts] 244 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,835 OH, NO. 245 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,004 CAN I HELP YOU? 246 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:07,708 MR. CLAUS, I PRESUME? 247 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,813 - MR. CLAUS? 248 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,817 - SEASON'S GREETINGS, MATE. - TAGGART. 249 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,952 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 250 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,021 YOU'VE DAMAGED OUR E.M. SHIELD-- 251 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,089 OUR E.M. SHIELD! 252 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,991 - I DID NOT. I WAS HELD UP IN-- 253 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,959 IN ME LAB RUNNING FIELD TESTS. 254 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,294 - TESTS FOR WHAT? 255 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,029 - FOR SCIENCE, MATE. 256 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,700 I'M PIONEERING THE FIELD OF SANTALOGY. 257 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,669 - THAT'S NOT A SCIENCE. - IT WILL BE. 258 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:40,140 NEARLY EVERY CULTURE HAS A MYTH ABOUT THE MAN-- 259 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:44,311 SANTA CLAUS, PERE NOEL, KRIS KRINGLE, ST. NICK. 260 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,345 I'M REPLICATING EVERYTHING HE DOES 261 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,915 AND EXPLAINING IT WITH PHYSICS AND TECHNOLOGY. 262 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,950 - WHAT ABOUT FLYING REINDEER? 263 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,855 - HOLOGRAPHIC... 264 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,991 AND MISBEHAVING CURRENTLY. 265 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,328 THIS LITTLE BEAUTY RUNS ON A PULSE-DETONATION ENGINE-- 266 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,764 ALL-WEATHER RESISTANT, 267 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,366 USES STATE-OF-THE-ART STEALTH TECHNOLOGY 268 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,902 TO FLY INVISIBLY UNDER THE RADAR. 269 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,106 - TAGGART... 270 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,808 YOUR GIANT RED SLED 271 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,377 IS NEITHER STEALTHY... 272 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,046 NOR INVISIBLE. 273 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,850 - WELL, I STILL GOT A FEW KINKS TO WORK OUT. 274 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,484 NOW, UH... 275 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,421 BE A SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER AND GIVE US A TOW BACK TO G.D. 276 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,058 - SURE. 277 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,727 - CHEERS, MATE. 278 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,796 - [sighs] 279 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,132 [bell dings] - [clears throat] 280 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,903 FRIENDS, COLLEAGUES, I STARTED PLANNING THIS PARTY 281 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,872 MONTHS AGO, DETERMINED TO PROVIDE 282 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,341 AN UNFORGETTABLE, YET FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE CELEBRATION. 283 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,043 TODAY WE GATHER TOGETHER-- 284 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,179 - OH, SAVE IT, FARGO. WE'RE STARVING. 285 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,280 [all cheering] 286 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,449 - FINE. AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... 287 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,790 [cheers and applause] 288 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,326 - OKAY, PEOPLE, YOU'VE GOT 2 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES 289 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,328 UNTIL I SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN. 290 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:12,099 - EAT, DRINK, BE MERRY. 291 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,333 all: WHOO! 292 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:17,104 - * THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN 293 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,339 * I'M WATCHING IT FALL 294 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,243 * LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUND 295 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:27,047 * BABY, PLEASE COME HOME 296 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,988 - IT WAS LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 297 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,491 I WAS JUST A WEE LAD, NO MORE THAN SEVEN, 298 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:43,931 WHEN I HEARD SOMETHING AND CREPT DOWNSTAIRS. 299 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,402 THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM-- JUST A GLIMPSE, 300 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,372 A QUICK FLASH OF RED BY THE TREE. 301 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,541 - TAGGART, IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR FATHER 302 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,845 IN RED PAJAMAS. 303 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,248 - ONE MIGHT THINK... 304 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,352 BUT I FOUND THIS BY THE FIREPLACE. 305 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,887 - LINT? 306 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,122 - A TEAR FROM SANTA'S TROUSERS. 307 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,058 I'VE TESTED THE FIBERS. 308 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,592 THEY'RE FIRE-RESISTANT. 309 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,996 - AGAIN, NOT SANTA... 310 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,230 RED PAJAMAS. 311 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,199 - [grumbles] 312 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,202 I'VE ALSO BEEN WORKING ON A GADGET 313 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,438 FOR EASY CHIMNEY DESCENSION. [gadget rings] 314 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,910 AND FANCY THIS. 315 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,912 MADE IT JUST FOR YOU. 316 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,147 - YOU WENT ALL OUT. 317 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,984 - IMAGINE ALL THE PRESENTS SANTA HAS TO FIT IN HIS SACK. 318 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,218 BUT BY PUTTING "M" THEORY 319 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,854 AND THE CONCEPT OF 11TH DIMENSIONALITY 320 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,490 INTO PRACTICE-- - HO, HO, HO, WAIT. 321 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,624 SANTA'S A PHYSICIST NOW? 322 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,927 - OH, HE'S VERY CLEVER. 323 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,396 HE TEMPORARILY SHIFTS MATTER 324 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,131 THROUGH THE DIMENSIONAL MEMBRANE. 325 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,635 THAT WAY, OBJECTS CAN LOSE MASS BUT MAINTAIN INTEGRITY. 326 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,071 - HO, HO, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 327 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,140 - DON'T YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR PRESENT? 328 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,641 SET IT DOWN, MATE. 329 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,144 COME ON. COME ON. 330 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,121 - HOLY SMOKES. 331 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,634 A CAN OF CHRISTMAS CHEER? 332 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,336 - GO ON. POP THE TOP. 333 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,438 [whirring] 334 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,974 - * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 335 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,143 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 336 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,211 A MERRY CHRISTMAS * * WE WISH YOU 337 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,313 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 338 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,083 - THEY'RE PROGRAMMED TO YOUR VOICE. 339 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,651 AND THEY'RE YOURS FOR THE DAY, 340 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,621 EVERY TIME YOU SAY, "CHRISTMAS." 341 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,090 - THANKS, TAGGART, 342 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,993 FOR--FOR MAKING THIS A VERY CREEPY CHRISTMAS. 343 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,527 - * OH, CHRISTMAS TREE 344 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,930 * OH, CHRISTMAS TREE 345 00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:00,633 * HOW FAITHFUL ARE THY BRANCHES * 346 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,172 - [laughs] SANTALOGY? 347 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,207 - YEAH, I THINK HE'S GOING FOR A DEGREE. 348 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,076 I THINK WITH A MINOR IN TOOTH FAIRY. 349 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,078 - WELL, MYTH AND FOLKLORE COME FROM SOMEWHERE, CARTER. 350 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,680 SOME ANCIENT CULTURES BELIEVED THAT WRAPPING MOLDY BREAD 351 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,148 ON A WOUND WOULD MAKE IT HEAL FASTER. 352 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,017 - YEAH, THAT'S WHY ANCIENT CULTURES DIED OUT. 353 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,452 - NO, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT MOLD WAS PENICILLIN, 354 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,687 AND IT FOUGHT OFF INFECTION. 355 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,523 - YEAH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SANTA CLAUS, NOT ANTIBIOTICS. 356 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,093 - NO, AS SCIENTISTS, WE HAVE TO EXPLORE ALL POSSIBILITIES, 357 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,662 TO BE OPEN TO THE "WHAT IF?" 358 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,632 [upbeat music] 359 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,235 * 360 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,705 - [sighs] 361 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,640 - OH, HEY, LUPO. 362 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,675 YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 363 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,411 THIS ONE'S FOR NAUGHTY, 364 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,645 AND THIS ONE'S FOR NICE. 365 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,679 - I'LL PASS. 366 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,315 - OH, COME ON. 367 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,750 WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? 368 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,053 SERIOUSLY, YOU OKAY? 369 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,323 - I HAVE A TOWN FULL OF YAHOOS THAT I HAVE TO BABYSIT. 370 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,392 I AM SUPER. 371 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,727 - TAGGART'S SANTA. 372 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,063 - YOU JUST WRECKED CHRISTMAS WITH TWO WORDS. 373 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,431 - MM-HMM. WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? 374 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,334 - I DON'T KNOW. THE A.C.'S CRANKED UP TO 11. 375 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,703 - OH, JU--HEY, HANG ON, LET ME JUST GRAB A COUPLE. 376 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,440 - I JUST HOPE I MADE ENOUGH. THIS CROWD IS RAVENOUS. 377 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,475 [cell phone rings] 378 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,078 - GREAT, MORE CRYSTAL LAB ISSUES. 379 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,446 - DO I WANT TO KNOW? 380 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,713 - IT'S THIS TINY, LITTLE GLOWY THING. 381 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,783 I CAUGHT THIS STRANGE SCIENTIST TRYING TO TAKE IT HOME EARLIER. 382 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,418 - WELL, THIS IS G.D. BE SPECIFIC. 383 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,655 - UM, HIS NAME'S DRUMMER. 384 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,690 - NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 385 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,462 - DR. DRUMMER? 386 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,138 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID "LITTLE GLOWY THING." 387 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,777 - IT USED TO BE. 388 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,122 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 389 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,790 UNDER NORMAL CONDITIONS, IT WOULD TAKE DECADES 390 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,294 TO CRYSTALLIZE HYDROGEN INTO A-A SAMPLE THIS SIZE. 391 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,562 - OH, KEY WORD--NORMAL. 392 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,065 - IS IT ME, OR IS IT ALREADY BIGGER? 393 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,667 - HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW. 394 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,136 BUT IF IT KEEPS GROWING AT THIS RATE, 395 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,470 IT'LL BREACH THE LAB IN 20 MINUTES. 396 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,572 WE NEED TO MOVE IT TO A LARGER CONTAINMENT UNIT. 397 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,074 - DR. DRUMMER SAID THAT IT WAS UNSTABLE. 398 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,675 - UN--WAIT, IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE? 399 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,211 - WELL, YEAH, IF IT-- IF IT MOVES 400 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,712 BEYOND THE PROTECTIVE SHIELDING, 401 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,580 IT COULD FRACTURE AND BOOM. 402 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,617 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 403 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,420 - * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 404 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,488 * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 405 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,857 * 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY * 406 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,526 - HOW DO WE TURN THIS OFF? - HANG ON. 407 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,560 THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. 408 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,462 - HENRY. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 409 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,463 FIND DR. DRUMMER. I'LL SUPERVISE THE TRANSFER. 410 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,634 AND MAYBE HE CAN TELL US WHY THIS IS EXPANDING. 411 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,103 - * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 412 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,704 [singing continues] 413 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,705 - COME ON! 414 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,175 - * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 415 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,844 - * DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL * 416 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,347 * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 417 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,782 * TROLL THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL * 418 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,684 * FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 419 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,486 - MAN, GUY MUST BE ROASTING. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 420 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,720 I HAD TO ICE MY HOT TODDIES. 421 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,528 - HEY, ZANE. 422 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,467 ARE YOU CRYING? 423 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,801 - WHAT? NO. [scoffs] 424 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,603 NO, I... 425 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,605 I JUST GOT TWO TICKETS TO SEE SPRINGSTEEN 426 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,540 AT THE MEADOWLANDS. 427 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,777 - LET ME GUESS-- SECRET SANTA. 428 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,712 - YOU TOO? - PERFECT GIFT. 429 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,647 MAN, THIS GUY'S GOOD. 430 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,716 - * LA LA LA LA 431 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,486 * SING WE JOYOUS ALL TOGETHER * 432 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,687 - NO ONE'S EVEN HEARD OF DRUMMER. 433 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,554 WE'VE BEEN ALL THROUGH G.D. 434 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,723 - THERE ARE NO PERSONNEL FILES FOR HIM. 435 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,325 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 436 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,859 THERE'S NO WAY THAT HE COULD HAVE ACCESS TO THE LAB, 437 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,495 LET ALONE GET INTO G.D. 438 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,430 - WELL, WE GOT TO FIND HIM. HIS EXPERIMENT'S GROWING. 439 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,165 - WELL, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO TRACK HIM DOWN. 440 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,566 THE D.O.D. HAS FILES. 441 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,168 - THE GLITCH IN THE E.M. SHIELD CRASHED OUR SERVER. 442 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,636 WE'RE CUT OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 443 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,637 - I'LL FIND HIM. 444 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,572 BUT IF HE GOES TO LEAVE, HE'S GONNA HIT A WALL... 445 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,940 JUST LIKE I DID. - WASN'T ME. 446 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,642 I THOUGHT ZANE WAS MY SECRET SANTA. 447 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,477 - AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 448 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,612 - ONLY SOMEONE WHO COULD HACK MY COMPUTER 449 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,647 WOULD KNOW I'VE BEEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET FOR YEARS 450 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,483 LOOKING FOR THIS. 451 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,553 STEVE AUSTIN-- "BETTER, STRONGER, 452 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,422 FASTER." 453 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,723 - SERIOUSLY? 454 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,524 - IT'S AUTHENTIC-- 455 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,392 ORIGINAL HINGES, NOT A CHIP ON IT. 456 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,761 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RARE. 457 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,731 - OKAY, WELL, IT WASN'T ZANE. 458 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,499 - WELL, THEN SOMEONE WAS THINKING OF ME, 459 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,735 AND I'M GONNA FIND HIM. - SO YOU CAN THANK HIM? 460 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,237 - SO I CAN SUSPEND HIM. 461 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,339 NO ONE HACKS FARGO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT, 462 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,341 NOT EVEN SANTA. 463 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,708 - OKAY. 464 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,581 - "HELLO, FARGO." 465 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,950 "HI, STEVE AUSTIN." 466 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:48,855 [imitates energy whirring] 467 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,956 "WOW." 468 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,296 - THE CRYSTAL IS SECURE IN OUR LARGEST CONTAINMENT LAB, 469 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,232 BUT I'D STAY IT'S STILL GROWING. 470 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,635 - WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW IS CALCULATE THE EXPANSION RATE. 471 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,004 - RIGHT, SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE 472 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,673 BEFORE IT OUTGROWS THIS LAB. 473 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,641 - THIS IMAGE REPRESENTS THE DENSITY OF ELECTRONS 474 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,810 WITHIN THE CRYSTAL TEN MINUTES AGO. 475 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,679 - ANYTHING UNUSUAL? - NO. 476 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,881 BUT WE'LL KNOW MORE ONCE I DO ANOTHER DIFFRACTION SCAN 477 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,484 AS A COMPARISON. 478 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,320 - I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE ON A WILD-GOOSE CHASE 479 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,921 LOOKING FOR THIS MISSING SCIENTIST. 480 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,257 AT LEAST IT'S TIME AWAY FROM THAT PARTY. 481 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,492 - YOU'RE NOT FEELING THE MERRY, HUH? 482 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,494 - UGH, ALL THE BOOZING AND SCHMOOZING, 483 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,862 LIGHTS AND GLITTER-- IT'S VEGAS, NOT CHRISTMAS. 484 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,598 - WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 485 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,733 I WISH I WAS HOME. - OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, CARTER. 486 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,767 I'M ALL MISTY. 487 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,304 - YOU KNOW WHAT, JO? YOU GOT A HEART OF STONE. 488 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,406 - BAH, HUMBUG, THAT'S ME. 489 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,973 - WOW. 490 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,678 - THEY LOOK THE SAME. 491 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,816 - YEAH, THE INTERMOLECULAR SPACING IS IDENTICAL. 492 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,619 - HENRY, WHAT IF...? 493 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,354 - OH. 494 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,523 - SO THE CRYSTAL HASN'T CHANGED. 495 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,826 - NO. [cell phone rings] 496 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,928 YEAH? - HENRY... 497 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,964 WE'RE AT THE EDGE OF TOWN, AND, UM... 498 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,701 SOMETHING ELSE HAS GOTTEN WAY BIG. 499 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,605 - WELL, NO. 500 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,808 IT HASN'T GOTTEN BIGGER. 501 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,845 WE'VE GOTTEN SMALLER. 502 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,427 - * DUN-DUN-DUN 503 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,929 - SO WHAT, THE WHOLE TOWN WAS SHRINKING? 504 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,532 - OH, I'M TELLING IT HOW IT HAPPENED. 505 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,935 - EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY BOGUS. 506 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,805 [laughter] 507 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,507 - ALL RIGHT. 508 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,509 I'LL LET YOU GUYS GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR VIDEO GAMES. 509 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,011 I WON'T, UH, WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. 510 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,883 - WELL, WAIT, I MEAN, YOU MAY AS WELL 511 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,951 JUST FINISH THE REST OF THE STORY. 512 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,921 - PLEASE, SHERIFF CARTER? 513 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,925 - ALL RIGHT. 514 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,996 SO... 515 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,564 AFTER WE LEFT THE SIGN, 516 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,333 WE WENT BACK TO GLOBAL DYNAMICS. 517 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,938 - WE AND EVERYTHING CONTAINED IN THE E.M. SHIELD 518 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,374 ARE GETTING SMALLER. 519 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,009 - WHY ISN'T THE CRYSTAL SHRINKING? 520 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,076 - WELL, BECAUSE IT'S--IT'S ONE 521 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,713 OF THE STRONGEST BRAVAIS LATTICE ATOMIC STRUCTURES 522 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,080 IN THE UNIVERSE. 523 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,417 IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO ALTER OR COMPRESS. 524 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,985 - BUT WE GET TO SHRINK INTO MICROSCOPIC DOTS OF NOTHINGNESS. 525 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,055 - AND AS EVERYTHING IN EUREKA GETS SMALLER, 526 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,392 THE ENERGY REQUIRED TO COMPRESS RADIATES HEAT. 527 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,060 - IS THAT WHY IT'S LIKE A BILLION DEGREES IN HERE? 528 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,395 - YES, AND WHY WE'VE BEEN SO HUNGRY. 529 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,997 OUR METABOLISM'S WORKING OVERTIME. 530 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,533 - SO WHAT NOW? 531 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,900 - MAYBE SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF EUREKA 532 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,503 WILL SEE HOW SMALL WE ARE AND TRY TO HELP US. 533 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,439 - OH, LIKE A BIG-HEARTED ELEPHANT? 534 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,106 - THE ROAD'S CLOSED. 535 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,676 AND NOTHING IS GETTING THROUGH THAT E.M. SHIELD. 536 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,878 IT'S A PRETTY BLEAK CHRISTMAS. 537 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,681 - * FIVE GOLDEN RINGS 538 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,049 - YOU MUST STOP. 539 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,718 [stammers] WHAT'S CAUSING THE SHRINKAGE? 540 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,119 - YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO DIE A MINIATURE, 541 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:10,490 THOUGH ADORABLE, VERSION OF MYSELF. 542 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,692 - A MINIATURE. 543 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,060 TAGGART. 544 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,127 LET'S GO! 545 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,497 - * FOUR CALLING BIRDS 546 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,798 * THREE FRENCH HENS 547 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,033 * TWO TURTLE DOVES 548 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,035 - TAGGART? 549 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,144 TAGGART? 550 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,520 - HA! IT WORKS. 551 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,055 - GET ME DOWN. 552 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,591 - [grunts] 553 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,893 [groans] 554 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:51,097 - OF COURSE, THE MAN HIMSELF PACKS A LOT MORE PAUNCH. 555 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,665 I'LL NEED TO WIDEN THE KNIT. 556 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,568 - YOU CAN'T TRAP SANTA CLAUS. 557 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,570 - I'M AHAB. 558 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:01,774 HE'S MY WHITE-BEARDED WHALE. 559 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,977 - FYI, THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT VERY WELL FOR EITHER ONE OF 'EM. 560 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,248 NOW, THE PRESENT YOU GAVE ME, THE "M" TRACKING, SHIFTING-- 561 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,050 - GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES. 562 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,119 - NO, IT'S A BIG MESS. THE WHOLE TOWN IS SHRINKING. 563 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,556 - [laughs] 564 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:17,624 YOU'RE JOKING. 565 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,991 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MY JOKING FACE? 566 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,628 - MY DEVICE CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE. 567 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,062 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 568 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,231 LOOK WHERE YOU LIVE. A DEVICE IS ALWAYS RESPONSIBLE. 569 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:30,069 - THE MOLECULAR TRANSFER FIELD IS VERY PRECISE. 570 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,204 ATOMS SHIFT FROM OUR DIMENSION 571 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:35,141 IN SPACE-TIME TO ANOTHER... 572 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:45,117 LEAVING US WITH THIS. 573 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,988 SEE? TIP-TOP. 574 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,157 IT'S NOT MY DEVICE. [alarm blares] 575 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,960 - THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. 576 00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:00,700 - THE TRANSFER FIELD'S EXPANDED BEYOND THE TARGET AREA. 577 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,201 - EXPANDED BY HOW MUCH? 578 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,037 - OH, ROUGHLY, UM... 579 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,006 THE WHOLE TOWN. 580 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,044 EUREKA'S GETTING SMALLER BY THE MINUTE. 581 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,212 LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY THING 582 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,081 CONTAINING THE MINIATURIZATION EFFECT 583 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:18,718 IS, UH, THE E.M. SHIELD. 584 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,220 - AND THE E.M. SHIELD IS A BIG SPARKING MESS RIGHT NOW. 585 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,222 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 586 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,192 UN--UNLESS IT TRIED TO MINIATURIZE AN ITEM 587 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:30,229 SO DENSE IT OVERTAXED THE CONTAINMENT UNIT. 588 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:34,033 BUT I WAS VERY CAREFUL TO AVOID UNUSUALLY DENSE MATERIAL. 589 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,138 - UNUSUALLY DENSE LIKE THIS? 590 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,753 FRUITCAKE! - I BEG YOUR PARDON. 591 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,622 - YOU USED TAGGART'S SHRINKING MACHINE, DIDN'T YOU? 592 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,591 - I'M-- I-I... 593 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,326 I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 594 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,861 - OH, REALLY? HI. 595 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,763 THOSE LITTLE PIECES AREN'T PIECES AT ALL, ARE THEY? 596 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,031 THEY'RE ENTIRE FRICKIN' CAKES. 597 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,265 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES I'VE INGESTED? 598 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,134 - I JUST-- - YOU... 599 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,936 - I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A FRUITCAKE 600 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,370 THAT WOULDN'T BE THE OBJECT OF RIDICULE. 601 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,740 I MEAN, THEY GET SUCH A BAD RAP, SHERIFF. 602 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,575 - [groans] HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE? 603 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,312 - THE MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY DEPARTMENT ACROSS THE HALL. 604 00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:22,248 I-I CONSULT FROM TIME TO TIME. 605 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,183 - KEEP TALKING. 606 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:28,387 - WELL, I-I RESHRUNK EACH CAKE ABOUT A HALF A DOZEN TIMES. 607 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,223 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAXIMIZE THE FRUITY, NUTTY GOODNESS 608 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,092 THAT IS FRUITCAKE. 609 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,094 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 610 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,095 - NO REASON. 611 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,397 - I-I'M SO SORRY, SHERIFF. 612 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,133 YOU--YOU'D THINK A SANTA LAB WOULD BE A SAFE PLACE. 613 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,335 [cell phone rings] 614 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:47,039 WHAT'S WRONG NOW? - WHAT ISN'T? 615 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,687 OH, WOW. 616 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,092 HEY, JO, UM, SOME STUFF JUST BLEW INTO TOWN-- 617 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,127 UM, BIG STUFF. 618 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,096 K-KEEP EVERYBODY INSIDE, OKAY? 619 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,834 UH, HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 620 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,336 I NEED YOU TO STAY INSIDE OFF THE STREETS, PLEASE. 621 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,706 EVERYBODY, IF YOU COULD JUST GET OFF THE STREETS. 622 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:40,092 [shouting] 623 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,366 - [shouting] 624 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,208 YOU OKAY? 625 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,344 ALL RIGHT. 626 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:03,215 [shouting] 627 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,123 - SO I UNDERSTAND WE'RE ALL SHRINKING. 628 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,292 - DR. DRUMMER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 629 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:14,927 - ENJOYING THE PARTY. 630 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,229 YOU MISSED OUT. THERE WAS FRUITCAKE. 631 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,231 - I'M AWARE. THANKS. 632 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,233 - CANDY CANE? 633 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,770 - NO, THANK YOU. 634 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,404 LOOK, THERE'S A SERIOUS SITUATION 635 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,906 WITH YOUR PEACE-ON-EARTH CRYSTAL. 636 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,275 THE CONTAINMENT LAB IS CLOSING IN ON IT. 637 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,110 - I TOLD YOU IT HAD TO BE PROTECTED. 638 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:34,947 - YOU WERE RIGHT, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO FIX IT. 639 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,817 - I KNOW. - OKAY. 640 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,152 - WHEN DID YOU STOP LIKING CANDY CANES? 641 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,855 DO YOU REMEMBER? 642 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,057 - WHEN I HAD TO GROW UP. 643 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:49,796 - I KNOW THE HOLIDAYS CAN BE TOUGH ON MILITARY FAMILIES. 644 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:52,899 - [chuckles awkwardly] CAN WE GO NOW? 645 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,202 - SURE. 646 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,438 AFTER YOU, JOSEFINA. 647 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,551 - IF WE CAN'T SHRINK YOUR CRYSTAL, DR. DRUMMER, 648 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,554 IT'S GONNA BLOW OUR LITTLE BITS TO LITTLE BITS. 649 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,124 - HAVE FAITH, DR. TAGGART. 650 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,258 ONCE WE BOOST THE POWER, 651 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,993 YOUR DEVICE SHOULD BE VERY EFFECTIVE. 652 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,129 - BUT EVEN IF WE SHRINK THE CRYSTAL, 653 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,964 WE STILL HAVE TO UNSHRINK US. 654 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,966 - OH, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY, HENRY. 655 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,034 YOU ALWAYS DO. 656 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,136 - [stammering] 657 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,138 [clears throat] HAVE WE MET BEFORE? 658 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,341 - WE'VE CROSSED PATHS A FEW TIMES. 659 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,344 HEY, HOW MUCH JUICE ARE YOU GIVING THIS? 660 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,246 - A MEGAWATT. - BETTER DOUBLE IT. 661 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,548 FOCUSED ENERGY IS THE KEY. 662 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,151 - YOU KNOW, YOUR CRYSTAL'S ELECTRON DENSITY 663 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,353 IS VERY UNUSUAL, 664 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,455 I MEAN, EVEN FOR CRYSTALLIZED HYDROGEN. 665 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,257 - MM-HMM. 666 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,125 IT HAS AN EXTRA ELEMENT 667 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:56,195 THAT MAKES IT UNIQUE. [chuckles] 668 00:29:56,228 --> 00:30:00,232 - DR. DRUMMER, THERE SHOULDN'T BE SECRETS IN SCIENCE. 669 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,434 - AH, IT SHOULDN'T ALWAYS BE ABOUT SCIENCE. 670 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,371 SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNEXPLAINED. 671 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,152 - SWEETHEART, JUST GO AHEAD AND EAT WHAT YOU WANT. 672 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,989 YEAH, LISTEN, I MADE PUDDING, CAKE, FOUR KINDS OF PIES, 673 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,490 AND--YEAH. 674 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:28,294 JENNA'S--JENNA'S FAVORITE IS THE APPLE. 675 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,428 I KNOW. I KNOW, BABY. 676 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,163 I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 677 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,299 I'M SORRY. 678 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,434 I LOVE YOU TOO. 679 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,037 OKAY, BYE. 680 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,372 - SO, UH, THE THREE WISE MEN ARE ON IT. 681 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,909 WE MIGHT ACTUALLY PUT AN END TO THIS HORRIBLE DAY. 682 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,143 - OKAY, CARTER, WE ALL KNOW 683 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,244 THAT YOU'RE MISERABLE BEING STUCK HERE, 684 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,313 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US. 685 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,516 - RU--NO, NO, NO, THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 686 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,053 - UH, SORRY. 687 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,222 I JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS. 688 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,523 - I KNOW YOU DO. 689 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,291 I MEAN, YOU GO ALL OUT. 690 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,393 YOU'RE MAKING FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS OF PIES. 691 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,296 - YOU KNOW, IT'S BECAUSE I NEVER HAD WHAT YOU HAVE. 692 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,631 - WHAT DO I HAVE? 693 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,367 - I LOVE HOW YOUR FAMILY GETS TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE. 694 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,270 - OH. - I JUST--I GREW UP 695 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:15,207 WITH A MORE PRACTICAL VERSION OF THE HOLIDAY. 696 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,243 - PRACTICAL DOESN'T SOUND FUN. 697 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,111 - [laughing] NO. 698 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,581 MY PARENTS, THEY'RE--THEY'RE WONDERFUL, 699 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,351 BUT, UH... 700 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,186 WELL, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE SCIENTISTS, 701 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,288 SO THEY PUT THEIR FAITH IN HARD FACTS. 702 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,223 SO, YEAH, I GOT PRESENTS, 703 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:33,392 BUT THEY WEREN'T FROM SANTA, 704 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,594 BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT HE WASN'T REAL. 705 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:39,398 AND MY GIFTS-- THEY WERE NEVER WRAPPED, 706 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,567 BECAUSE, EH, THAT'S A WASTE OF PAPER. 707 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,435 [laughs] 708 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,604 - AH. 709 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,540 - SO I KNOW THAT IT SOUNDS SILLY, BUT... 710 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,143 I WANT MY KIDS TO HAVE WHAT I MISSED. 711 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:56,015 I WANT THE MAGIC... 712 00:31:56,048 --> 00:32:00,252 SO I DO TOO MUCH. 713 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,189 - I THINK YOU DO IT RIGHT. 714 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,296 - THANKS. 715 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,999 - THIS PROCEDURE IS VERY RISKY. 716 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,367 WE HAVE TO SHRINK THE CRYSTAL WITHOUT MAKING IT EXPLODE. 717 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,069 - OR WE COULD HAVE A FRONT-ROW SEAT 718 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,671 FOR A NEW INFLATIONARY EPOCH. 719 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,640 - HMM. 720 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,275 UH, A FEW MOMENTS AFTER THE BIG BANG, 721 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:26,278 THE UNIVERSE UNDERWENT AN EXTREMELY RAPID EXPANSION. 722 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,348 - WELL, ISN'T EXPANSION WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO... 723 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,083 T-TO US? 724 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,153 - THAT'S RIGHT. 725 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:35,621 WE NEED TO MAKE IT EXPLODE. 726 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,190 THAT WAY, WE REVERSE THE DIMENSIONAL SHUNTING-- 727 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,258 UH, MAKE US BIG AGAIN. 728 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,626 - BUT WE CAN'T BLOW IT UP HERE. 729 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,761 THE ENERGY RELEASE WILL BE MASSIVE. 730 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,563 - BUT, NO. NO, NO, NO, IF WE SHRINK THE CRYSTAL 731 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:47,133 AND THEN DETONATE AT THE HIGHEST POINT OF THE E.M. SHIELD, 732 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,600 IT'D BE LIKE THROWING UP A LIVE GRENADE. 733 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,070 - FIRST WE NEED TO SEE IF SHE GETS ANY SMALLER. 734 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,239 FINGERS CROSSED. 735 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,441 MAKE A CHRISTMAS WISH, MINI MATES. 736 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,189 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PUPPY AIRBORNE. 737 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:13,392 - BEFORE THE PUPPY EXPLODES. - THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 738 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:14,360 HEAT PLUS SHRINKING 739 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,195 EQUALS NOT SO HEALTHY FOR OUR HELICOPTERS. 740 00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,097 THE ROTORS ARE COMPLETELY WARPED. 741 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,332 - OH, OF COURSE. NOW WE HAVE NO WAY TO TRANSPORT IT. 742 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:23,269 - THERE IS ONE WAY, MATE. 743 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,337 UH, BUT I'LL NEED... 744 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:28,574 A LITTLE HELPER. 745 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,342 I'LL FIRE HER UP. 746 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,212 * DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY * 747 00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,480 * FA LA LA LA LA 748 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,182 - MM. 749 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,150 - I'M NOT WEARING A POINTY HAT. 750 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,451 - FA LA LA LA LA. 751 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,487 [beeping] 752 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,456 [triumphant music] 753 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,792 * 754 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,560 - CONTACT. 755 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:56,235 - [screaming] 756 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:09,081 - DO WE HAVE ANY SEAT BELTS? 757 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:10,416 - CLAUS DOESN'T USE THEM. 758 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,717 - CLAUS ISN'T FLYING. 759 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,553 - I'VE LOGGED 300 HOURS OF FLIGHT TIME, 760 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,722 FROM ANCHORAGE TO SYDNEY. 761 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,424 - [screams] 762 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:22,261 - [laughs] JUST AN AIR POCKET, MATE. 763 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,329 WE'RE OKAY. 764 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:26,432 ALL CLEAR. 765 00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:31,803 - TAGGART? 766 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,805 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO HIGHER. 767 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,442 - HANG TIGHT. 768 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,410 - [screams] 769 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,618 - WHOO! [laughs] 770 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,722 HERE WE GO... 771 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,324 THE PEAK OF THE E.M. FIELD. 772 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,260 - OKAY, GRAB THE CRYSTAL. 773 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,695 - AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. 774 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,265 - ON MY MARK. 775 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:00,499 - STEADY NOW. 776 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,401 WE ONLY GET ONE SHOT. 777 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,436 - NO PRESSURE, THEN. 778 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,339 AND... PULL. 779 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,444 [beeping, gunshot] 780 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:15,781 [explosion] 781 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,283 - HA! 782 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,452 HA! RIPPER SHOT, MATE. 783 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,520 - GET US DOWN. GET US DOWN! 784 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,389 - FINE. FINE. 785 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:27,659 BUT LET'S DO IT IN STYLE. 786 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:31,430 [beep] 787 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:36,402 [engines roar] - [screams] 788 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,337 - WHOO! 789 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:41,340 [festive holiday music] 790 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:48,547 * 791 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,720 - CLEAN UP WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER 792 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,821 IF ONLY WE'D GOTTEN BIGGER, 793 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,556 BUT THE TRASH STAYED SMALL. 794 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,558 - [chuckles] I SAY LEAVE IT TILL TOMORROW. 795 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:00,726 IT'S BEEN A ROUGH DAY. 796 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,794 - ALL MY PLANNING-- WHAT A FIASCO. 797 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,830 - ARE YOU KIDDING, FARGO? 798 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,533 THIS WAS THE BEST HOLIDAY PARTY EVER. 799 00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:09,768 - NOT THAT I GOT TO ENJOY IT, BUT... 800 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:10,902 THANKS, JO. 801 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,474 - NOW GO. 802 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,709 EVERYONE'S AT CAFE DIEM. 803 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,745 - YOU'RE NOT COMING? 804 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,180 - IN A MINUTE. 805 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:30,989 - [humming Silent Night] 806 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:39,030 * 807 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,904 - HELLO, JO. 808 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,975 OR SHOULD I SAY SECRET SANTA? 809 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,912 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 810 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,315 - YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE 811 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,985 AND ALLISON'S STORIES ABOUT CHRISTMAS AS A KID. 812 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,288 AND YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN FARGO SEARCH THE WEB 813 00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:04,756 A MILLION TIMES FOR HIS LUNCH BOX. 814 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,957 - GO AWAY. 815 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:09,261 - BUT ONE THING THAT JUST DIDN'T FIT... 816 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:12,864 WAS THAT YOU HATE CHRISTMAS. 817 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,634 BUT YOU DON'T, DO YOU? 818 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,740 - WHEN I WAS A KID, 819 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,877 MY FAVORITE THING TO DO WAS TO GIVE SOMETHING SPECIAL 820 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,915 TO MY BROTHERS AND JUST WATCH THEM LIGHT UP 821 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,717 WHEN THEY OPENED THEIR GIFTS. 822 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,786 - OKAY, SO... 823 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:37,923 - SO NOW... 824 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,027 THEY'RE ALL IN THE SERVICE IN HARM'S WAY. 825 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:47,399 WE HAVEN'T SPENT CHRISTMAS TOGETHER IN YEARS. 826 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:54,640 - WELL, I'M GLAD THAT AT LEAST WE GET TO SPEND IT TOGETHER. 827 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,678 - YEAH, ME TOO. 828 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,514 - SO WHAT DID YOU GET FOR MY DAD? 829 00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:04,883 - HE WAS TOUGH. 830 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,652 BUT I, UH-- I THINK I NAILED IT. 831 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:07,853 - REALLY? 832 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:13,892 [cheers and applause] 833 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,732 - YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 834 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:25,070 [overlapping chatter] 835 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,042 - HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? 836 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,912 - BUMPY. YEAH, SO, HENRY, UH... 837 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,948 ARE WE BIGGER? - BACK TO NORMAL. 838 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:40,752 - OH, GREAT. - UH, NOT QUITE. 839 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:43,489 PART OF YOUR CRYSTAL STILL SEEMS TO BE UP THERE. 840 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,090 - WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? 841 00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:55,601 - IT'S SNOWING. 842 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,102 - THE RAPID EXPANSION MUST HAVE COOLED THE MOISTURE 843 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:58,637 IN OUR ATMOSPHERE. 844 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,540 - HENRY, HENRY, IT'S SNOWING. 845 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:05,944 - IT'S SNOWING. [both laugh] 846 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,983 - HI, UH, WE HAVEN'T MET. I'M... 847 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,653 - JACK CARTER. - YEAH. 848 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,588 - HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER, HUH? 849 00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,790 - UH, EVEN BY EUREKA'S STANDARDS. 850 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:21,593 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH YOUR FAMILY. 851 00:39:21,627 --> 00:39:23,762 - YEAH. 852 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,864 YEAH, I-I WAS. 853 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,935 - I'M GLAD IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR YOU, THEN. 854 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,109 - CAGEY BUGGER. - BEG YOUR PARDON? 855 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,912 - I'M ONTO YOU NOW. 856 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,581 LET'S YOU AND ME HAVE A SIT-DOWN. 857 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:43,649 I GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 858 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,684 - WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP THEM, 859 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,953 BECAUSE I'VE GOT AN ERRAND TO RUN. 860 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,621 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 861 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,590 I FINALLY FOUND YOU. 862 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,926 - I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT DON'T WORRY. 863 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,964 I'LL BE BACK... SAME TIME NEXT YEAR. 864 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,879 - SHERIFF CARTER? 865 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,715 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING 866 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,717 THAT THIS DRUMMER DUDE IS SANTA. 867 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,719 - OH, I'M JUST SHARING THE STORY. 868 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,989 YOU GUYS CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT. 869 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:27,793 - WAS ANY OF THAT TRUE? - ALL OF IT. 870 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,094 BUT HERE'S THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. 871 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,796 SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS 872 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,999 WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN EUREKA... 873 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,868 THAT'S THE BEST GIFT OF ALL. 874 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,805 - WOW, MAN, WAY TOO SAPPY. 875 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,873 - SERIOUSLY. I GOT A CAVITY. 876 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,511 - YEAH, BUT, UH, IT'S A PRETTY DECENT STORY, DUDE. 877 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:49,815 THANKS. 878 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:53,552 - THANKS, SHERIFF. - THANK YOU. 879 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,892 [sighs] 880 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,195 - WE LIVE IN A COMMUNITY WHERE EVERY DAY 881 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,633 WE ARE PRESENTED WITH, UM... 882 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,935 UNIQUE CHALLENGES. 883 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,004 BUT TODAY LET'S REMEMBER 884 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:17,175 AND REJOICE AT HOW WONDERFUL IT IS TO BE ALIVE 885 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:20,779 AND HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE TOGETHER. 886 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:21,947 - HEAR, HEAR. - CHEERS. 887 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,818 - WHAT IS THAT? 888 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:29,020 - I DON'T KNOW. 889 00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,122 YOU BETTER OPEN IT. 890 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:47,806 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 891 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,610 - IT'S PERFECT. 892 00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:53,945 - YOU KNOW, WE CAN PROBABLY MAKE IT HOME 893 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:57,148 IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO. 894 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,790 - WE ARE HOME. 895 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:05,957 - * HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS * 896 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,626 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAD. 897 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:12,097 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 898 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,866 - * LET YOUR HEART 899 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:19,170 * BE LIGHT 900 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:23,274 * FROM NOW ON OUR TROUBLES * 901 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:29,014 * WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT 902 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,884 * 903 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,086 * HAVE YOURSELF 904 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:40,025 * A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS 905 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:44,996 * MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY 906 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,632 * 907 00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:49,234 * FROM NOW ON 908 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:55,206 * OUR TROUBLES WILL BE MILES AWAY * 909 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,978 * 910 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:05,116 * AND HAVE YOURSELF 911 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:12,023 * A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS 912 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:18,029 * NOW 63034

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