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[Eric] What's that, Diez?

[kid] Previously on Doubling Down with the Derricos...

[Eric] We gotta be prepared for the aliens.

I think we've already been invaded.

-[grunts] -[kids laugh]

I'll take you on to the mother ship.

What is this? The Alien body snatcher?

I'm taking 'em to my ship, yeah.

I decided to stop doing my chemotherapy.

Although I sometimes have moments of pain, overall,

my quality of life seems to be improving.

Do I look better?

[GG] All right.

We gotta check for some mold, huh?

For black mold, yeah. Damn.

I don't want to tell Karen about any new problems

that would also lead to pissing her off.

I just expected more from the house.

All I'm waiting on for you to say is,

"Let's go ahead and start getting our furniture."

Baby, there's been all types of issues.

-Mold. -Mold?

-Yes. -Why didn't you tell me about the mold?

Derrico has to communicate with me.

Why did you stop the car?

When it affects the whole family.

[producer speaks]

It could be urine.

It could be animal urine.

Yeah, spray.

-Dog urine. -Butter.

Oh, yeah, butter.

Okay. That is nasty.

♪ Dreams don't die On this side ♪

♪ Die on this side ♪

♪ They come alive On this side ♪

[Lee] One, two, three, four.

I declare some war.

I'm gonna do with my eyes closed, right?

[laughs] You can't let go.

What is this...

See, I already beat you. I beat you.

-I beat you! -Oh, you beat me?

-It was your hand? -Yeah.

[Deon] So Lee's over, chilling with the family today.

Not only is he a very good friend of mine,

but he's also our personal realtor.

And he has helped us on our quest

-to find our new home. -Yes.

So, how are things with the house?

The closer we seem to get, the further it moves from us.

-Water damage, which turned into black mold. -[groans]

We're still waiting for flooring.

Oh, don't even get me started on that.

It just seems like it's obstacles after obstacles.

[Lee] I mean, you're not gonna like what I'm gonna say but...

good things come to those that wait.

That is true.

[Deon] I hear Lee. I really do.

-But we've been waiting for this house for a while. -Yeah.

[Deon] And with all the recent issues that even sets us back further.

Thankfully, Derrico made sure that he kept me in the loop with everything.

And while I appreciate it, I'm still wondering

when will we ever get good news?

Listen, I don't know what you guys got going on,

but I'm going to Mount Charleston very soon,

to go snow skiing, 45 minutes away.

And I want all of you guys to come with me.

[all in excitement] Yeah!

I don't know about that.

I think by you guys coming, it'll help get rid of some of that stress

that you have with the house.

Let's forget about it all.

And for three days, let's go have some serious fun.

I mean, respectfully, Lee, we're Black.

I mean, you know,

on average, Black person do not ski for many reasons.

You also told me the same thing about camping.

It's the truth.

-I mean, listen... -Yeah.

Culturally we're afraid of hurting ourselves.

We don't wanna be in the cold.

If it wasn't for you, like I've never even had

someone invite me in all my life.

-On average, Black people don't ski. -Mmm-mmm.

I even looked up on the Internet.

-It's like 1.5%... -Really?

...of Blacks that ski. Yes.

Like, I know nothing about like,

-where do we buy the skis from? -We rent 'em.

-Do we buy-- Oh, you rent them? -Up there.

[Deon] I mean, I have always wanted to go skiing.

Growing up in Detroit, there's tons of snow.

So it just seemed like the thing to do.

But again, I never had anyone to introduce me to it.

My mother didn't ski.

None of my peers or friends growing up skied.

I am from a region

where we don't get snow and it's too cold.

I don't like being in the cold.

I am sitting on a heating pad as we speak.

[Deon] And what about, do they have like, warming spots?

Um, there are warming spots. There's yurts.

-[Deon] What is it? -Yurts?

[Lee] Yeah, it's like a outdoor shelter.

It's like almost like a tepee tent type of thing.

Anyone ever fall off the chairlift?

Not that I've ever seen in my 20 years of skiing.

I've never seen it happen.

I see people dangling.

-You watch on social media. -Social media is a lie.

It's not always accurate.

I will ski.

But I need somebody with me.

Because you're skiing for the first time,

you don't know what's gonna happen.

I don't wanna break anything.

I don't wanna twist my ankle or nothing like that.

Someone got hit by a tree?

Or you may ask has anyone ever hit a tree?

[Lee] Well, yeah, trees don't come out and tackle people.

But again, if you're careless, you could go into a tree.

But they're so far away.

It's not never gonna happen.

[Dariz speaking]

What happens if something does happen?

Like, someone falls, hurt themselves,

how do you get help?

There's a lot of ski patrol. They're really awesome out there, yeah.

-Okay. -[Deon] And then financial.

-I can only imagine the costs. -That's the biggest thing.

Everything with 14 children is gonna cost a lot.

The good news is, I'll make some phone calls.

I'm sure we could get a nice group rate or something like that.

-You're talking about 20 people roughly. -Yeah.

I will personally make sure that they have everything

for the entire family in advance.

We'll get a hook up of some sort.

Is everyone excited and wanna go skiing?

[all] Yes.

I think Lee has sold on going skiing.

-Is it skiing? Skiing! -[all] Skiing. Skiing. Skiing. Skiing...

[together] The Derricos are going skiing.

Oh, my Gosh.

Look what we've gotten ourselves into.

What did Lee get us into.

I want to do some big hills.

-Some big slopes. -Okay.

-[Deon] I'm serious. -Let's go.

Mmm.

[Deon] Mommy, dear.

[GG] Hey, Derrick.

Come on in here and rest your limbs.

Yes, mama bear.

You came over here to see your little old mama?

I did. I wanted to check on mama bear.

So how's the house coming?

It has been such a money pit.

Not to mention the level of stress that I've been under keeping it from Karen.

I was taking her out for Valentine's Day.

When I took her to the house, she was already thinking that the house was done.

She thought her surprise for Valentine's Day...

-Ohh, was the house was completed. -Was done. Yeah.

Yeah, so we kind of got into it.

We did hug it out.

-That was good. -But it still has me questioning,

"Where really are we?"

'Cause we still never went to dinner.

You know, if you're not communicating, with her,

what's going on in the house,

that's gonna cause some upset with her.

You talking about it right now.

It's like, I don't wanna talk about it now.

-Yeah. -'Cause it's work.

It's like, when you leave your job, you leave your job there.

That's the tricky part.

-And that's why I say, communication. -Yeah.

-Communicate that back with her. -Yeah.

Karen and I have gone through a lot of tension here, recently.

Putting it mildly,

we've had some rough patches.

We've had the issue with Darian in her college.

You know, it's been very stressful going through

the house ordeal and the money pit of it.

So I'm hoping, you know, that we can get together

and just relight that fire

that... had sort of temporarily been

blown out, due to the tension.

Take what you know and what she wants to know,

-and give it to her. -Yeah.

I think that'll just make life itself better.

Better? Yeah, that's true.

So what's going on with you, lady?

-How are you feeling? -Um...

I don't know.

I'm feeling good.

Mmm-hmm.

-Why? -Well, the reason why I came over,

I wanted to invite you to come with us

to our trip to Mount Charleston.

We're gonna go skiing and sledding.

Baby, I am there.

Oh, you would try to ski?

Yeah!

What you thought?

Why do you think I stopped that chemo?

So that I can be a part of times just like this.

Since I've stopped chemo,

I do have some...

rough days here and there.

But chemo or not, at the age I am,

I'm gonna have those rough days.

So, no, I'm not gonna let a little ache or pain stop me

from going with them on the skiing trip.

I'm going.

I've always wanted to ski, but you know with...

-with our culture and whatnot... -Yeah.

-...it just was nothing that ever presented itself. -Exactly.

And the only time I think of it,

-I see it on TV. -On television, yes.

-So I like to do that. -Yep.

I'm very excited to be going on this ski trip.

I mean, it's something I've always wondered about.

In Detroit, there's no mountains.

If there are, I don't know about 'em.

Well, you know, I've always wanted to be a...

snow bunny.

Oh, my God. All right, snow bunny.

Snow bunny it is.

[laughs]

Ma, you are a mess.

[Karen] Let's see if this fits you.

[exclaims]

Act like you in the slopes.

You're going through trees.

Oh, there's a bear running across.

Oh, oh.

Now come to a stop.

[imitates skidding]

It is extremely hard getting winter clothing for 14 children.

Snow gear, gloves, hats.

And I want all of us to match,

so we can stand out for safety purposes.

But this fits. Turn around.

-[Deon] Yeah, that's much better, Dariz. -Turn around.

I was able to get all of the snow gear that we need in wholesale.

See? I am a good shopper.

We got you good. Whoo-hoo.

And Derrick, what is this you're reading?

Uh, a little alien book.

You ain't gonna see nothing.

There ain't no such thing as no aliens!

But, no. No, no. There's aliens.

[Derrick speaking]

And, yeah.

Aliens, I'm coming for y'all.

I don't believe in aliens.

It just a make-believe.

If aliens are real, we would have heard of a story

-like, "There's aliens once here--" -You hear it all the time.

Yeah, right. We hear stories all the time.

Thank you, Daician.

[Deonee] I don't believe in aliens at all.

They're a make-believe like unicorns are.

I really do believe in aliens.

I don't know what she's talking about,

'cause I really do believe in it.

But they're covering it up.

They could, probably-- They probably can see us right now.

[Deon] So, Daician, you believe in aliens?

-Yeah. -Goodbye.

Only the non-believers sit over here.

[Deon] Some of our children don't believe in aliens.

But I hope that when it's all said and done,

I will change over the nonbelievers.

And do you believe in aliens, young lady?

No.

[all laughs]

I want to see everything.

I'm ready to be like, boom.

[Deon] We got clothes.

Literally.

All the stuff's in boxes.

[Karen] Well, you wanna go look for the luggage?

-[Deon] We can't know. -That's what I'm saying.

I don't want to see another box after this one.

[Dariz] Okay, next box.

[in sing-song voice] Today is the day we going to Mount Charleston

to ski, to ski, to slope, to slope, to ski to the slope.

Ski to the slope.

It's so good we have little helpers that can fit in tight spaces.

-Yes, Lord. -'Cause Lord knows I ain't ready to be bent up that way.

I'm out to prove that Black people, we ski.

And I'm sure that there are other Black people that ski.

So hopefully with our family going as many as we are...

-Percentages gonna go up. -...we up the percentage a little bit more.

-We pack numbers, so... -Yeah.

Don't stack them too high,

because I still have to drive and see through the back window.

I'm ready to go to...

-Mount Charleston. -Yeah, y'all.

Hello, my fellow people.

[Karen] Get his hand. Deon, get Diez's hand.

What's gonna happen if all snow falls apart?

It creates an avalanche.

Then what will happen?

You're dead.

I can't believe we're even taking this on with 14 children.

We do not want to come back home with no broken bones,

-no missing limbs, no scratched faces. -Amen.

-That's my biggest concern. -Yes.

-[Deon] See you later, Vegas. -[all kids cheer]

All right, babies. Let's go skiing.

Skiing, you know, it's hard.

It's hard on another level.

[bleep]

Oh, boy. [bleep]

Nah.

I'm good enough with this.

This dizziness kind of shakes me a little bit.

A lot, actually.

How long have you been experiencing dizziness?

At least a couple of weeks.

That scares the bejesus out of me for real.

[Deon] This is amazing that we live so close to this.

It is.

-You wanna go way over there? You wanna ski? -Yes.

[Deon] We are on our way to Mount Charleston,

which is only a 45-minute drive from Las Vegas.

A lot of people don't know this.

They think that Vegas is all desert.

But right outside the city, it's snow, skiing, mountains, you name it.

-Oh, look. Here's our hotel. -Here we go.

[all cheers in excitement]

[Deon] This is nice.

-Yes. -[Karen] It is really beautiful.

Oh, my God.

-Hey. -What's up, guys?

Say hi.

[Lee] Nice to see ya.

Hey, cousin Simone. Love you.

[GG] My cousin, Simone,

she's my first cousin's daughter.

She has looked out for me in so many ways.

So I asked Simone to come and go with us.

And it'll give Derrick and Karen

more time to focus on the kids and not on me.

Do you guys know how to ski?

No?

I'm 35 and I've never skied before.

We've never skied before.

Black people don't usually ski.

-No. -No.

I've been trying to get you to go

skiing, hiking, camping, and horseback riding.

So, we got two off the list.

We got two off the list.

[Simone laughs]

So last year we went camping.

-And it was his idea. -[laughs]

[Deon] But the beauty of it is, it has opened our world up,

because, there are cultural differences.

-Do you not agree? -Absolutely.

[Karen] Let's go. Let's go check in.

Prior to you, I've never had anyone to invite me camping.

Or who invited me skiing.

For you to invite us,

I know I can trust it.

And it's a good sport that, you know, maybe it's one of the kids

-or two of the kids take into, you know? -Right.

-So... -You have one out of fourteen chances.

[Deon] Let's see.

[Karen and Deon] Whoa!

[Deon] Nice.

Look at the fireplace.

[kids talking over each another] I call dibs on this.

[Deon] Listen, guys, there's plenty of places for y'all to sleep.

[Dallas speaking]

Poppy, can we go sledding and play, like do a snowman?

[all cheering in excitement]

[Deon] Listen, here's the deal.

If we go, we're not gonna stay that long.

[kids agree]

So by a show of hands, who wants to go now?

[all screams]

So for us to get ready to get out here into the snow,

it's a lot of work.

So divide and conquer.

That's the method that Derrico and I always use.

We're gonna have y'all layered up. Okay?

Derrico has the boys.

I have the girls.

You look like a firefighter.

[Karen] And normally, I try to give us at least three hours comfortable.

Because, it's a constant production going on.

How your foot feel? Good?

[Deon] Everyone needs to make sure they've urinated.

So once the snow suit goes on, Poppy don't want to take it back off.

So it's very, very time consuming.

[exhales hard]

Mommy wore out.

I gotta lean back for a minute. [sighs]

We should've just put it on last night

and just slept in a bed like this.

Like, seriously.

Babies, did y'all have to use the bathroom?

Oh, my God, little boy.

All right, let's hit it.

[kid screaming] Come on!

[Deon] Hold on, babies. One at a time.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Yeah!

[laughing in excitement]

Whoo! Whoo!

I love the cold.

So I'm excited because I love being cold and it's always hot.

Go, Deonee!

[Derrick laughs] Oh. Oh...

Oh.

Did he just say, "That was lit?"

Come on. It's now or never.

[Daician screaming]

I did it! [screams in excitement]

[Karen laughs]

Oh, my goodness.

[Karen] Seeing my babies out here, enjoying and playing in the snow,

it feels great. But I think it's best

that I just sit in the car and watch them from here,

where it's nice and cozy and warm.

[wheezing and coughs]

[Deonee] The climbing up is a freaking workout.

And that's a baby mountain.

Climbing up that thing, my gosh, I don't know how people hike.

I'm so hot.

I hated climbing up the hill.

So it's not just straight hard snow.

It's deep... [indistinct]

-Poppy, it's a workout. -[Deon exclaims]

I decided to walk up Mount Everest.

[breathing heavily]

I didn't think I would ever make it to the top.

But I finally made it up there,

while Karen is safely in the warm truck.

I never saw the fun in cold.

You had to put on 500 layers.

I grew up in that. That part was lit.

That's the thing too. I don't know nothing about that layer of life.

Poppy, are you gonna go?

-I'm just catching my breath. -Okay.

So in Detroit, I was a city sledder.

Because as children, that was one of the free, fun things

that we could do from the snowplows coming through the streets.

And we'll pack it up in like, little small hills.

But I mean, this is a serious mountain

that I'm having to go up and down.

I'm not used to that.

[groans]

The sacrifices that I make for my family.

[bleeping]

Whoa ho ho! [bleeping]

[kids cheering and laughing]

-[kid] Yeah! -[Deon laughs]

Don't get me wrong. I got the need for speed.

That's that motor city oil in my blood.

But if the ski slopes are any faster than this,

oh, my God, I pray to the heavens,

that we come out of this skiing alive.

For real.

Okay, babies, last run.

Okay, you ready? Hold on.

I rode that thing like it was a horse.

I said, "Yee-haw!"

[Deon] Coming in hot.

[Daiten and Deniko screams and laughs]

[laughs] Yo!

[exclaims] Wanna do it again?

♪ Real real ♪

♪ They hard to come back ♪

Hi. 20 under Derrico.

Okay. I'm happy I made the reservation.

No, you're not as happy as we are.

-It's this way. -We got buffet.

-All right, babies. -That is the easiest.

[Deon] It's always a challenge

whenever we go out to dinner.

So when we get fortunate enough to go to a buffet,

we're like, "Yes."

This is easy. I like this.

Because we don't have to spend half the day

-planning it. -Right.

[Deon] 'Cause it's so nice here, I was thinking about

you and I, have us a little date night.

I asked GG and Eric if they would just, you know,

keep the children. They got in all one location.

Okay.

That sounds fun. Thank you.

[both] Mwah.

[Karen laughing]

Karen and I have had so much tension and stress

between the two of us lately,

so I think this time away gives us the ability

to recalibrate our relationship.

The snow activities are more for the children,

but I want to do something special for Karen as well.

So I'm hoping for our last night here.

Maybe she and I can sneak away for a romantic dinner.

I'm getting ready to go to the restroom.

Okay, you good?

[GG] Yeah, I'm good.

I got to go as well. I'm gonna come with you.

[GG] Okay.

[Deon] Oh, thank you, Simone.

[Simone] GG, are you okay?

Just feeling a little dizziness and lightheadedness.

I don't know what it is.

In fact, I've been feeling a few things.

Really?

Mmm-hmm.

So to get this dizziness...

...kinda shakes me a little bit.

A lot, actually.

So we are kind of up in elevation.

Does it happen all the time?

Yeah, it happens when I'm not up here.

Derrick didn't want me to stop the chemo.

I dare not mention this to him

because the first thing that's gonna come up is,

"I told you not to stop."

I don't want to go through that.

Cousin Simone, she is a person that I can confide in,

and I do.

How long have you been experiencing dizziness?

At least a couple of weeks.

Have you had any other symptoms?

Yeah, my vision is off.

Reading a book,

-that's out, everything blurs up. -Okay.

I am also feeling pain in different areas of my body.

Do you have an appointment set up?

I know when I get back, I should go.

[Simone] Mmm-hmm.

But friend of mine, she was kind of going through

some things like this,

and he ended up with a malignant tumor in her head.

Mmm-hmm.

That scares the bejesus out of me, for real.

I hope nothing is wrong.

I hope it's just something

that we as older people go through.

You know, I don't want to think that,

you know, it's something growing up there.

Uh-uh. No.

Well, I just want to let you know that I'm here for you.

If you need anything.

Yeah. I promise you, if I need anything,

I will let you know you're the first.

And that's my fear, that it may be something serious.

[man speaking]

[kids squealing]

I saw him go down,

but I did not see their crash.

[man] We have an injury.

Guys, we have an injury.

[Derrico kids] Ooh!

[indistinct chatter]

[kid 1] Wow.

[kid 2] Nice!

Y'all see this? Look at here.

[Karen speaking]

After a good night's rest in this warm, cozy hotel room,

it's time for us to conquer these mountains.

[Karen] That's right.

Ma, you look absolutely beautiful.

She's looking just like a real snow bunny.

Even though this is our first time ever skiing,

Poppy getting ready to show them how we do it.

Oh, my God, look at that.

I tell you what, before the end of the day,

Poppy is coming down on one of these big ones.

I mean that.

We arrange for two instructors to split up our large family

and teach us in smaller groups.

We should then be ready to hit these bunny slopes.

And of course, the biggest hill is my personal goal.

Mmm, let's work on the bunny slopes.

All right, babies, let's go skiing.

I unfortunately will not be joining you

because I have a sprained knee,

but I will be inside drinking some hot chocolate with lots of sugar

and feeling nice and warm.

[Ashley] All right, guys, follow me!

So when we put our ski on,

we put our toe in the alligator mouth,

and then we push down because he bites us.

So we're all just going to do our right foot and push!

Yeah, high five!

Whoa, you're doing it all by yourself.

High five!

Poppy was definitely the best at skiing

because he can ski very, very good.

I can skate, I can ski.

If I can ski, I can skate.

If I can skate, I can ski.

That's the same thing, but okay.

[Ashley] We're going to make french fries and pizzas today.

Does everyone see how the tops of my skis

are towards each other that looks like a pizza?

Who thinks they can do that with their feet?

All right, there we go.

[Ashley] Okay, we are going to go back to our french fries

and do three scoops forward.

You have to stand up and make sure you're on balance

because we may just flip over.

I may even do a front flip.

I'm just really scared of it.

Good. Okay, now let's make our pizza.

[instructor] You want... here, I'll give you a little trick.

Try to put your hands on your knees.

-And then just spread them out. -[Eric] Hit that Tootsie Roll.

-Hit that Tootsie Roll. -[bleep]

Come and get me.

[Eric] Get that Tootsie Roll.

Before I do the damn splits. Get that one.

-Yeah, I'm... -[bleep]

Lord knows, I can't do the splits.

These legs will be broken in two

if I gotta do the splits.

I mean, I would like to think that this Detroit city guy...

[instructor] That's perfect.

...who's dapper and got my swagger

is going to be pretty good at skiing.

You know, I'm going to go skiing with some swag.

I'm living my best life.

Yes, you are.

Do the Tootsie Roll.

Do the Tootsie roll.

Do the Tootsie Roll.

[Eric] So, Ma, what do you want to do?

You want to try to actually heal?

No, I'm good enough with this.

I feel good with that.

-And you listen-- -I'm glad the ski's on.

Yes.

I didn't want to hit the slope.

-But-- -But listen,

I am very proud of you for doing this much.

I am trying so hard to move these skis,

and my legs won't cooperate with me.

So these legs got to come out these skis.

-I'm going to hang out with Karen. -[Deon] Okay.

[GG] I'm happy that I got out there.

I can say that I put on the skis,

and I made a hell of a attempt.

Bye, everybody.

-[Simone] Bye, GG -[Eric] Bye, GG.

Bye, GG.

At least I looked damn cute trying.

[Eric] Looking like a dazzling astronaut.

[Simone and Deon] Yeah!

[Ashley] Who is ready to go on the hill?

-[Derrico kids shout] -[Deon] I'm ready.

-[instructor] You ready? All right. -I'm ready.

I'm feeling confident.

I mean, the children, they're looking like

they have their skills together.

And if they can do it, so can I.

You know, I'm ready to take these bunny slopes.

Then we will see who's brave enough

to tackle the bigger hills.

[screams]

[Deonee screams]

[Deniko screams]

[Deniko speaking]

[instructor speaking]

Pizza.

Skiing, you know,

It's hard.

It's hard on another level.

[Daician speaking]

[screaming]

If I don't know how to stop it,

you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to fall back.

[screams] Oh, God.

I'm going to fall back. Be like, whee!

[indistinct] Yeah, yeah.

[instructor speaking]

[Darian speaking]

[bleep]

-[Deon grunts] -[bleep]

[Lee laughing]

-[Deon grunting] -[bleeping]

[chuckles]

-[Lee] One, two... -[bleep]

Yo, thank you.

[bleep]

I would say Deon is, for a first-timer

he's not too intolerable

I know he's kissing the snow a lot.

He's at least up. He's moving.

-[grunts] -[bleep]

But I will say you definitely need to work on your balance

just a little bit.

You've got the balance of a drunken sailor,

for sure, out there.

A drunken sailor?

-Thanks a lot. -[laughs]

[Deon] Wait, look at Eric.

Eric said watch out.

Oh [bleeping]

[bleep]

[instructor] You did great.

Nice. Best way to stop.

[bleep]

[bleep]

[instructor] We have an injury.

[bleep]

[bleep]

[instructor] We have an injury.

[instructor] It's his leg.

He hit the dispensing, but he continued on that

and into this railing.

[Dallas] I did not see Derrick crash.

I saw him go down, but I didn't see him crash.

It looked very, very dangerous.

[instructor] We have three paramedic people here all around him.

They're putting him on a stretcher.

[Deon] Everybody clap. He's walking. He's walking.

[all cheering]

I did not come all the way up here

to hurt myself and be done. I'm doing it again.

Skiing was so much fun. Even when we kept falling.

[Dior screaming]

Ow. [laughs]

Whoo.

[laughing]

-I had a blast. -[Eric] So did I.

[Deonee] I'm having a lot of fun.

I fell a lot, but I still try to get the hang of it.

You're doing great. Come on.

A little more south.

A little more south, there you go.

Despite falling so much, I would absolutely,

without a doubt, go skiing again.

It was so much fun.

[Lee] That was good, man. You did a good job.

You came almost a full way without falling.

Do you think you can do one of the bigger ones?

Lee, I'm done with this one.

This one is a big one to me.

As a young, vibrant father who have a responsibility

to my wife to help take care of our 14 babies,

it's in the best interest for the big picture

that I don't do the big slopes.

How was it? Y'all had fun?

Yes.

So is skiing in the future for y'all?

-[Derrico kids] Yes. -Who thinks they did the best?

[laughs]

So who fell the most?

-Poppy. -Poppy bust that butt.

Look at them trotting over here.

Cool guys.

I mean it when I tell you. I took these slopes

and I rode them.

I mean, I rode them.

By riding, you mean like rolling when you saw them?

[all laughing]

Oh, God, it broke my butt.

Everyone had a lot of fun, and we all came out

seemingly unscathed.

[Karen] Our children had a good time.

They bust their butt a few times.

[Deon] Derrick had a bad fall, and I didn't see it.

But thank God my baby's okay.

You know what? After all, Lee, black people can ski.

It's not that good on the first time.

I didn't say that.

-[laughing] -Nope.

[laughing]

All right, it's right there. Look.

-Do you see the opening? -[Deniko] Yeah.

Look, you see it?

Zoom in. Zoom in--

[Eric] All right, let me see it, Deniko.

[Derrick speaking]

So I found the perfect...

I'm talking about the perfect spot

to find aliens.

So I'm about to scan the mountains

and look for all of them.

[Eric] Yep. That's the mothership.

It's disguised as a cave,

but that's the opening to the ship.

Think the aliens out there.

How do you know?

Eric, the alien doesn't want...

[Deniko] Eric's right!

[Eric] If they want to be seen,

why we don't see them all the time?

Because they don't want to be seen.

When they get you, don't ask for help, man.

Who all think it's the alien out there?

Who don't think it's one out there?

Well, you go out there and check for us today.

I can't go up there by myself.

You're going to be a believer after today.

That's dumb.

Did you see that opening?

You'll see it better through there.

[Deon] Let me see.

Oh, I think I see it.

That looks very suspect.

I'm going to get the binoculars from the car

so we can get a better view.

You stay here, I'm going to go get it.

For the alien, you got to watch my back, right?

There is something up in there.

So, Deonee, are you the only naysayer?

[Deonee] I don't believe in it.

Not trying to necessarily change your mind,

but I just want you to think.

An alien, a real-life alien, they're hiding in plain sight.

They're right in front of you all.

[Eric growls]

[laughing]

Take it. [indistinct]

[Derrick] When an alien abducts you, you're not going to know.

You're just going to wake up and you're going to be like,

wait, where did I go?

[Eric] I'm going to take her to my leader.

No!

You may have switched your body

and put an alien inside you,

but you don't know you're an alien.

Is that alien out of shape?

Yeah, this oxygen down here is too thick for me.

[Derrico kids laugh]

Deonee may not be a believer yet,

but her little butt will think twice

before she says that aliens aren't real,

because you never know when an alien will attack.

Come on, babies.

Mommy's hurt, Mommy's hurt.

She's on the floor hurt.

-[Deon] What happened? -[GG] What's the matter?

[man] Let me check her pulse.

Checking her pulse.

[Deon] Karen, what's wrong?

[Karen speaking]

[Deon] Your heart?

[man speaking]

♪ I feel good, baby, I feel great ♪

♪ I ain't got too much On my plate ♪

♪ We gonna have a good day ♪

[Deon] All right, Derricos, are y'all ready?

[Derrico kids scream] Yes!

[Karen] Look at that!

[Darian] That's a whole lot of snow.

[Karen] Boys, come get your hats.

[Deon] We leave tomorrow, so we want to get one last crack

at letting the children play in the snow.

We want the little ones to have more time sledding

on their own as well.

All right, y'all, we got to get the babies down the hill.

Hold it tight, Dawsyn!

[indistinct]

[Diez screaming]

[laughing]

[indistinct]

[Karen] Should've seen her face.

[Deon] Dyver, stay tight.

Hold your string.

[Karen] Hold tight. Eyes open, my boy.

Oh [bleep]

De'Aren!

[indistinct shouting]

[Eric] Is that better, Dior?

Okay, I want to do the big one.

-The big one? Okay. -Yeah.

-[chuckles] -Let's go.

Let's go.

I snuck away because I'm going to do some sledding.

I wasn't able to go down that ski slope,

but I'm going down this hill.

I'm not telling Derrick,

because Derrick ain't going to do nothing

to try to stop me, "Ma, you sure?"

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Simone] Pop your butt right there by the tree.

[GG] Give me a push.

-[Simone] You ready? -Yes.

[Simone] On your mark.

Get set, go.

Whoo!

[GG panting]

[both laughing]

There's times here and there,

periodically, where I have the feeling

that I fought long enough.

Then it's moments like that that will remind me.

"You haven't.

You've not fought long enough.

You keep on fighting."

So I'll keep on fighting till God tell me to stop.

-[Simone] You did it. -I did.

[Deniko] Watch out!

[screaming]

It has been so great having all this fun

in the snow with my babies.

I wouldn't trade it for nothing.

But since tonight is our last night here,

I want to take full advantage of it.

So tonight I have a special date planned.

I look forward to presenting my wife

with this nice, romantic evening.

Just the two of us.

Come on, babies.

Over this way. Get up under the heat.

Get them feet warmed, okay? Anything that's numb feeling.

[Derrico kids scream]

[Deon] What are we waiting on?

We waiting on Karen?

[GG] I think so.

[Deon] All right, let's go warm up.

Mommy Tommy?

[Darian] Mother?

Hey, Karen.

[kid] Mommy's hurt. Mommy's hurt.

-She's hurt? -On the floor hurt.

-[GG gasps] What? -[Deon] What happened?

[GG] What's the matter?

[man] Let's not everybody crowd her up.

[Deon] What happened to her?

-Baby. -[man] Somebody grab the baby.

[Deon] Karen, what happened?

Karen, what happened?

[man] Let me check her pulse.

[GG speaking]

[Deon] Yeah, she's breathing.

-I think she's hot. -[kid] She needs water.

[Deon] Karen, what's wrong?

[Karen speaking]

[Deon] Your heart?

[Lee speaking]

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