Original subtitles

-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

-HEY!

THAT'S MY BOAT.

HEY, WHAT DO THOSE GUYS THINK THEY'RE DOING?

-WOMAN: HEY, COME BACK!

-HEY, COME BACK HERE!

[YELLING]

-WAIT, GET BACK HERE!

-WELL, GUESS WE SWIM.

-SON OF A! [SPLASH]

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY, I'LL BE READY ♪

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-MORNING.

-GOOD MORNING.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SO EARLY?

-WELL, I ENTERED A 10K RACE NEXT MONTH,

I THOUGHT I BETTER GET READY FOR IT

-HEY, GOOD FOR YOU!

-YEAH, YOU KNOW,

I WAS LOOKING OVER THE SCHEDULE AND I HAPPENED TO NOTICE

THAT YOU HAVE OFF THIS WEEKEND.

-THAT'S RIGHT.

-YEAH, SO YOU PLANNING A LITTLE HOLIDAY?

MAYBE ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS FORAYS INTO MEXICO.

-NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND?

-I'M NOT.

I JUST, YOU KNOW, I MIGHT NEED A FAVOR.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

YOU MIGHT NEED A FAVOR?

EITHER YOU DO OR YOU DON'T,

YOU DON'T JUST "MIGHT" NEED A FAVOR.

MY BEST FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED THIS SATURDAY.

-AND YOU NEED A DATE.

-NO, THIS IS NOT A DATE.

-THEN WHAT IS IT?

-A FAVOR.

-AH, SATURDAY, I'M NOT SO SURE.

THAT'S AWFULLY SHORT NOTICE.

-LOOK, I REALIZE YOU LEAD A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE.

-ON THE OTHER HAND, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU GOING SOLO

TO YOUR BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING, NOW CAN WE?

-IT'S NOT THAT HE MINDS, IT'S JUST.

-HE?

YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THE GROOM?

-WHY IS THAT SO UNUSUAL?

WHAT, YOU THINK A MAN AND A WOMAN CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

WITHOUT THERE BEING A PHYSICAL ATTRACTION?

-WELL I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT INCREDIBLY RARE.

-NO, TRUST ME, SAM AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS.

I HAVE KNOWN HIM SINCE COLLEGE.

-UH, WOULD YOU UH...

THANK YOU.

SO, IF HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND,

THEN WHY ISN'T HE MARRYING YOU?

-WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?

-UH, TOO PERSONAL?

-A TAD.

-SORRY.

-LISTEN, THE RECEPTION'S AT THE BELLER BAY CLUB,

IT'S ON THE SAND, YOU WILL FEEL COMPLETELY AT HOME,

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-WELL IT SOUNDS AWFULLY TEMPTING, BUT--

-BUCHANAN, YOU OWE ME.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I OWE YOU?

I OWE YOU FOR WHAT?

-IT DOESN'T MATTER FOR WHAT,

I'M COUNTING ON YOU.

I NEED BACKUP HERE.

-ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

I'LL CHECK MY SCHEDULE AND GET BACK TO YOU.

-AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

PLEASE.

[SIGHS]

-[DREAMY MUSIC]

-HEY, ALEX.

-WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?

-THAT THING'S GREAT!

-IT'S STRANGE.

-WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT A SAND CASTLE ON THE BEACH?

-BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO CLOSED THIS TOWER LAST NIGHT,

IT IS 6:45AM.

WHO WOULD BUILD A CASTLE IN THE DARK?

YOU KNOW?

-THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

-SEE YA!

-HAVE FUN.

-[DREAMY MUSIC]

-I ALREADY GAVE YOU A DESCRIPTION OF THE VESSEL,

DIDN'T YOU WRITE IT DOWN?

I REALIZE YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DO YOUR JOB!

I WILL TRY NOT TO RAISE MY VOICE.

I WILL EVEN WHISPER IF YOU LIKE.

-WHO'S HE TALKING TO?

-HARBOR PATROL, SOMEONE STOLE HIS BOAT YESTERDAY.

-YOU'RE KIDDING.

-DO I MIND IF YOU PUT ME ON HOLD?

DO I HAVE ANY CHOICE?

-CODY, I'M REALLY SORRY.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

-NO, NO, NO, WHAT'S WORSE IS THE AFTER EFFECTS.

DEALING WITH THESE PAPER PUSHERS, FILLING OUT THE FORMS.

FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE ON HOLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

-[PHONE RINGS]

-I'LL GET IT.

HELLO?

-HI, AL, IT'S ME, SAM!

-HEY HANDSOME, WHAT'S UP?

YOU STARTING TO LOSE YOUR NERVE?

-ARE YOU KIDDING, I CAN HARDLY WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY.

WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET HER.

I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE ABOUT ANYONE.

IT'S TORTURE JUST BEING AWAY FROM HER.

-WELL, I'M SURE SHE'S ABSOLUTELY LOVELY.

BUT TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU?

-I NEED YOUR HELP.

I AM STUCK IN NEW YORK UNTIL FRIDAY.

I'M ACTUALLY ON THE FDR RIGHT NOW.

DIANE'S GONNA GET INTO LA TOMORROW.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW A SOUL,

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD SHOW HER AROUND.

-YEAH, SURE, YOU KNOW,

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,

YOU KNOW THAT.

DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER?

-YOU'RE NO STRANGER, AL.

I'VE TOLD HER ALL ABOUT YOU,

SHE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU.

-[TRUCK HONKS]

-SO LISTEN, SHE GETS TO THE AIRPORT AT FOUR O'CLOCK.

I'LL JUST TELL HER TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH.

AL, THANKS A MILLION.

-YEAH.

I'LL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY, OKAY?

BYE.

[SIGHS]

-[PEACEFUL DREAMY MUSIC]

-NO, NO, NO, I HAVE A $500 DEDUCTIBLE.

I'M HOLDING THE POLICY RIGHT IN MY HAND!

-SORRY.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DOESN'T COVER THEFT?

NO, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO THE ADJUSTER YET,

HE HASN'T RETURNED MY CALL.

-HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.

-NO, I KNOW THAT.

-EXCUSE ME.

HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYONE BUILDING SANDCASTLES

ON THE BEACH LATELY?

-YEAH, JUST ABOUT EVERY KID THAT COMES DOWN TO THE BEACH.

-NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT REALLY GOOD ONES,

PROFESSIONAL ONES.

IS THERE A CONTEST COMING UP OR SOMETHING?

-NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

-HEY, ALEX?

-YEAH.

-SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.

WAITING OUTSIDE.

-ALRIGHT.

SEE YOU, NEWMIE.

-SEE YOU.

-[INQUISITIVE MUSIC]

-UH, DIANE?

-ALEX, HI!

THIS IS GREAT.

EVER SINCE I MET SAM,

ALL I'VE HEARD IS ALEX THIS, ALEX THAT.

I FEEL LIKE I ALREADY KNOW YOU.

-REALLY?

-HE SAID YOU WERE THE STANDARD

BY WHICH HE JUDGED ALL OTHER WOMEN.

-WELL I'M SURE HE WAS JOKING.

-OH?

-LISTEN, HE TOLD ME TO SHOW YOU AROUND.

IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU WANNA SEE OR DO?

-I WAS HOPING WE COULD JUST HANG OUT

AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE.

[LAUGHS] I'M FROM KANSAS CITY,

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH BEFORE.

-YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M FROM ST. LOUIS,

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.

-EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

THE WATER, THE SAND,

THE PEOPLE. [LAUGHS]

WHAT A PLACE TO WORK!

-WELL, BEST OFFICE IN THE WORLD, AS THEY SAY.

-SAM PROMISED WE'D GET A HOUSE RIGHT ON THE WATER.

-REALLY?

WOW, HE MUST BE DOING PRETTY WELL.

-SAM'S THE MOST REMARKABLE PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON HIM I KNEW

HE WAS THE MAN I WAS GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.

-ALEX: HM.

-WHO'S THAT?

-THAT'S MITCH BUCHANAN.

HE'S SORT OF THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF HERE AT BAYWATCH.

-HEY, HI.

-DIANE: HI. -ALEX: HI.

-DIANE, THIS IS MITCH BUCHANAN,

MITCH, THIS IS DIANE.

-NICE TO MEET YOU.

-NICE TO MEET YOU, MITCH.

-OH, YOU'RE THE DIANE THAT'S MARRYING ALEX'S BEST FRIEND.

-YEAH, I WAS PLANNING TO.

I MEAN YES, I AM.

-MITCH: WELL GOOD.

CONGRATULATIONS.

-THANK YOU.

-MAN: HEY, MITCH!

-UH, EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

-I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

-BYE!

[LAUGHS]

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-[GIRLS CHATTER]

-HEY, ALEX.

-HELLO!

HOW'RE YOU DOING?

-GOOD.

BETTER POUR SOME COLD WATER ON THOSE TWO, HUH?

-YEAH, WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING MYSELF.

-SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT WITH DIANE?

-NOT GOOD.

-NOT GOOD, WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS, ARE YOU?

-WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS?

-BECAUSE SHE'S MARRYING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

-[SIGHS] THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM.

-THEN WHAT IS?

-SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN.

-WHO?

-YOU.

-ME?

-DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T NOTICE.

SHE'S GOT A MAD CRUSH ON YOU, MITCH.

-ARE YOU KIDDING?

-NO!

I MEAN, I TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER LAST NIGHT,

WE WENT TO BEAU RIVAGE,

ALL SHE DID WAS ASK ABOUT YOU.

AND THEN THE WAITER COMES TO THE TABLE

AND ASKS HER WHAT SHE WANTS,

AND SHE SAYS TO ME,

"WHAT DOES MITCH USUALLY ORDER?"

-WELL, I HOPE YOU TOLD HER RACK OF LAMB.

-[SIGH] MITCH, THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND.

HE'S GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN.

-OH MY GOD, OH GOD!

-[INTENSE MUSIC]

TAMMY?

BETSY?

LIFEGUARD, LIFEGUARD!

HAVE YOU SEEN TWO LITTLE GIRLS?

THEY WERE PLAYING RIGHT OVER THERE.

-WELL, THEY MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE,

THEY DIDN'T GO IN THE WATER.

-HOW DO YOU KNOW?

-BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING THE WATER.

-YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM.

-ARE YOU THE SISTER?

-GIRL: NO, I'M THE BABYSITTER.

-THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THEM.

-MITCH: WHAT WERE THEY WEARING?

-TAMMY WAS WEARING BLUE

AND BETSY WAS WEARING ORANGE AND BLACK.

-WE GOT TWO KIDS, POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING,

POSSIBLE DROWNING.

SIX AND EIGHT YEARS OLD.

ONE IS WEARING YELLOW, ONE IS WEARING A HAT.

-WALKIE: TWO?

-YES.

YEAH I'VE SEARCH THEM.

VENICE TO SAN PEDRO.

IF YOU CAN GET THE CHOPPERS,

GET THEM IN HERE!

-WALKIE: ROGER THAT.

-WE GOTTA FIND THEM.

-WE WILL, WE WILL.

-ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, THEY GOTTA CALL FOR A BODY SEARCH.

-I'M TELLING YOU, THEY ARE NOT OUT THERE.

-WE GOTTA FOLLOW PROCEDURE.

-I KNOW.

-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-TAMMY, BETSY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

-WE JUST WENT TO THE SNACK BAR,

WE TRIED TO TELL YOU.

-BUT YOU WERE BUSY.

-MR. BUCHANAN!

-ARE THESE THE GIRLS?

-YEAH, THEY TURNED UP.

-ARE YOU OKAY?

-YES.

-[SIGH] I HOPE YOU LEARNED A LESSON HERE.

-I'M SORRY.

-WELL, SORRY'S NOT GONNA CUT IT,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO THE PARENTS

AND TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED.

-BUT I'LL GET FIRED!

-WOULD YOU RATHER I TELL THEM?

-[SIGH] I'LL DO IT.

-OKAY.

WE FOUND THEM, CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF,

THAT'S A CODE FOUR.

CODE FOUR.

-WALKIE: ROGER THAT, CODE FOUR.

-DO YOU WANT A SLICE OF PIZZA?

IT'S PEPPERONI.

-NO, THANKS, GIRLS.

DO ME A FAVOR.

WOULD YOU STAY CLOSE TO YOUR BABYSITTER, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-[SIGHS]

-MITCH?

HI.

YOU ALWAYS THIS COOL UNDER PRESSURE?

-[SIGHS]

-[INTRIGUING MUSIC]

-[MITCH SIGHS]

-DIANE: MITCH?

-OH YEAH, HEY.

-I NEVER KNEW BEING A LIFEGUARD

REQUIRED HAVING SO MANY SKILLS.

I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD TO BE A GOOD SWIMMER.

-NO, NO, IT'S A LOT MORE COMPLEX THAN PEOPLE IMAGINE.

-WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,

I'M IMPRESSED.

-THANKS.

GETTING READY FOR THE BIG DAY?

-THE BIG DAY?

-THE WEDDING.

-THAT, UH.

YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU?

-UM, NO, NOT AT THE MOMENT.

-ENGAGED?

-DIVORCED.

-OH, SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A RING.

-LOOK, DIANE, I CAN'T REALLY CONTINUE.

-IT'S JUST, I'M SO AMAZED BY WHAT YOU DO.

YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE EVERY DAY.

YOU'RE A REAL LIFE HERO.

-WHAT I DO IS NO DIFFERENT

THAN WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DO.

I MEAN, FIREMEN AND POLICEMEN, THEY ALL HELP PEOPLE.

WHAT'S YOUR FIANCE?

-OH, HE'S JUST A BUSINESSMAN.

-DON'T SAY JUST A BUSINESSMAN,

THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT.

THEY HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.

THEY HELP PEOPLE START JOBS, OPPORTUNITIES,

THEY HELP PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE.

-I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.

-THEY CAN MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE IN PEOPLE'S LIVES.

-YOU'RE VERY SMART.

-THANK YOU.

-WALKIE: AMF 295 TO MITCH.

-BUCHANAN, COME BACK.

-WALKIE: BE ADVISED, MITCH,

WE GOT A STRONG RIP OFF THE JETTY WITH SWIMMERS IN.

-WHAT'S WRONG?

-AH, I GOT A RIP CURRENT.

LOOK, I GOTTA GET PEOPLE OUT OF THE WATER.

YOU TAKE CARE, OKAY?

-[BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC]

♪ YOU'RE EVERYBODIES HERO

♪ WORTH MORE THAN SILVER AND GOLD

♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND

♪ YOU'RE HUMBLE AND YOUR KIND

♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR

♪ THE ONE THAT I ADORE

♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU

♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME

♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪

♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU

♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME

♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE WAVE TO MY SEA

♪ THE SUN AND MOON TO ME

♪ YOU'RE THE WIND IN MY SAILS

♪ RESCUE ME WHEN I FAIL

♪ YOU'RE JUST WHAT I'M SEARCHING FOR

♪ AND SO MUCH MORE

♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU

♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME

♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪

♪ IT'S UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU ♪

♪ IT'S BELIEVABLE TO ME

♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪

♪ YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE SOMETHING AMAZING ♪

♪ YOU'RE AMAZING, YOU'RE AMAZING SO AMAZING ♪

♪ SO AMAZING

-MITCH: HEY, BUD. WHAT A DAY, HUH?

BEAU RIVAGE LATER?

-ALEX: HEY, MITCH. CAN WE TALK?

-SURE.

WE REALLY GOTTA NIP THIS DIANE SITUATION IN THE BUD.

-YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

-YOU'RE ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH ME?

-SHE WAS AT MY TOWER THE ENTIRE DAY.

-I KNOW!

SHE IS A COMPLETE BASKET CASE.

HOWEVER, I THINK I HAVE COME UP WITH A PLAN

TO BRING HER BACK TO REALITY.

-GOOD.

-I TOLD HER YOU WERE GAY. -YOU DID NOT.

-I'M KIDDING!

I ACTUALLY TOLD HER WE WERE A COUPLE.

-WHAT?

-AND THAT YOU WERE KEEPING IT A SECRET

BECAUSE YOU PROMISED THE CHIEF

THAT YOU WOULDN'T DATE LIFEGUARDS ANYMORE.

-WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH?

-BECAUSE, SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

SHE'S WALKING AROUND IN A DREAM WORLD.

-NO, YOU'RE WALKING AROUND IN A DREAM WORLD.

-MITCH, THE WOMAN WORSHIPS THE SAND YOU WALK ON.

BESIDES, I COULDN'T THINK OF ANOTHER PLAN.

SO I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SEVEN?

-WHAT'S AT SEVEN?

-WELL, I INVITED DIANE TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.

-NO, RYKER, NO.

-WOULD YOU FIX SOMETHING LIGHT

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SNACKING ALL DAY.

-THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

-I'M KIDDING. I'LL GO TO THE DELI.

-NO, FORGET IT, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

-HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S SO IRRESISTIBLE.

-[MITCH GROANS]

-[MAN MOANS]

-MAN: COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.

COME ON, COME ON,

YOU CAN DO IT.

-ALEX: CODY? -HUH?

-ARE YOU OKAY? -OH YEAH.

-ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?

-YEAH. I'M ON HOLD, STILL. [LAUGHS]

-YOU HAGGLING WITH THE INSURANCE COMPANY STILL?

-OH NO, THIS IS THE POLICE.

YOU SEE THAT REPORT I FILLED OUT,

THEY SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED.

-[SIGHS] ARE YOU FRUSTRATED OR WHAT?

-WHY SHOULD I BE FRUSTRATED?

JUST BECAUSE I SANK EVER DIME I HAD

INTO A BOAT I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN,

I MEAN, HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW?

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING IS, ALEX?

DO YOU?

I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM GET TO ME.

NO WAY.

-I'M GLAD YOU'RE GONNA SURVIVE.

-AND SOMETHING ELSE.

WHEN I GET THROUGH THIS,

I'M GONNA FIX MY LOCKER.

MUSIC STILL. [LAUGHS]

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

DID YOU EVER FIND THAT MYSTERIOUS SANDCASTLE BUILDER?

-NO.

-HM.

DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL DOING THEM AT NIGHT?

-WELL, NOBODY'S REPORTED ANYTHING DURING THE DAY.

-HELLO!

OH NO.

MORE MUSIC.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT'S YOUR THEORY ON THIS?

I MEAN, ALIENS WITH NIGHT VISION?

WHAT ABOUT ELVES?

YOU KNOW, LIKE THE FAIRY TALE?

YOU REMEMBER THE ONE, THE ONE WHERE THE ELVES COME OUT

AT NIGHT, AND THEY MAKE ALL THE SHOES FOR THE SHOEMAKER.

-THE ELVES AND THE SHOEMAKER.

-YOU REMEMBER! [LAUGHS]

MY MOM USED TO TELL ME THAT STORY EVERY DAY

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND SHE'S BRING ME MILK AND COOKIES

AND SHE'D TUCK ME IN AND I USED TO FEEL SO SAFE!

-CODY.

I THINK YOU'VE BEEN ON HOLD TOO LONG.

-HELLO!

YES, I AM STILL HERE.

WHAT?

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

WHERE IS IT?

[LAUGHS] I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS!

I'M ON MY WAY.

I KNEW YOU GUYS COULD DO IT, YOU'RE THE BEST!

[LAUGHS]

THEY FOUND MY BOAT.

-GREAT.

-THEY FOUND MY BOAT! [CACKLES]

-JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME.

-[INTENSE MUSIC]

-HELLO.

EXCUSE ME.

-YEAH, WHAT IS IT?

-YEAH, THE POLICE SAID MY BOAT WAS HERE.

-NAME?

-MADISON.

-MADISON.

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?

-M A D, HEY,

HEY THERE IT IS.

-YEAH THAT'S IT, THEY JUST TOWED IT IN.

-IT LOOKS FINE!

I THOUGHT WHOEVER STOLE IT WOULD HAVE REALLY

MESSED IT UP.

-YEAH, THEY PICKED HER REAL CLEAN.

LIKE A PACK OF VULTURES.

-THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

-EVERY MONTH I GET A COUPLE OF BOATS JUST LIKE YOURS.

SOME KIND OF RING OPERATING OUT THERE.

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAPPENED TO CATCH A GLIMPSE

OF THE BOYS THAT JACKED YOU?

-NAH, THEY PULLED THE ANCHOR LINE AND TOOK OFF

BEFORE WE COULD SURFACE.

-COAST GUARD KEEPS SAYING IF THEY HAD A DESCRIPTION,

THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING.

-YEAH, WELL I WISH I COULD HELP THEM.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO WITH HER?

-WELL I CAN GIVE YOU AN ESTIMATE

OF ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD COST TO REPLACE ALL THE GEAR

IF YOU GOT THE STOMACH FOR IT.

-VERY FUNNY. [SIGHS]

-[KNOCK ON DOOR]

-HI. -HI, HONEY.

MM, YOU SMELL GOOD.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-WELL, WE WENT TO THE DELI BUT IT WAS TOO CROWDED

SO WE WENT TO KIM LI'S.

DIANE'S NEVER HAD MONGOLIAN BARBECUE BEFORE.

HERE, IT'S HEAVY.

-HI, MITCH.

-OH, HI, DIANE.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

-YOU COULD HAVE STRAIGHTENED UP.

-I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ACTUALLY HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW UP.

-WHAT AN INTERESTING HOUSE, IT'S SO...

-EARTHY.

-EARTHY? [LAUGHS]

-YOU KNOW ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN THINKING OF

DOING SOME REDECORATING BUT I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE.

-OH NO, I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.

I LOVE THE WARMTH AND CHARM.

SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN LIVING TOGETHER?

-LIVING TOGETHER?

-WELL TECHNICALLY, I HAVEN'T REALLY MOVED IN YET.

-NO.

-BUT IT'S JUST THAT

WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW WE'RE HERE

AND WE'RE AT THE OFFICE ALL DAY.

-SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE CAN EVEN STAND EACH OTHER.

-OH. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]

YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

SWEETHEART, DID YOU FORGET TO SET THE TABLE?

-OH NO, DARLING, I DID NOT FORGET.

I WAS BUSY DOING THE WASH.

BUT I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

-ALEX: OKAY. -MITCH: THANK YOU.

-I'LL HELP.

-YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU PUT OUT THE FOOD.

-GREAT.

-AND I WILL OPEN A BOTTLE OF WINE.

LET'S SEE.

SWEETHEART, WHERE IS THE CORKSCREW?

-OH, WHERE IT ALWAYS IS, DARLING.

-MAYBE YOU FORGOT TO PUT IT BACK.

-NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T USED IT LATELY, DARLING,

BUT KEEP LOOKING, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT.

-[WHISPERS] OH COME ON! DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

-OH, GETTING WARMER.

SEE, THERE IT IS WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.

OH LOOK, THE WINE'S ALREADY OPEN! [LAUGHS]

-ALEX: LET'S HAVE A TOAST.

TO THE HAPPY BRIDE AND GROOM,

DIANE AND SAM.

EVEN THOUGH SAM CAN'T BE HERE WITH US IN THE FLESH,

I KNOW HE'S HERE WITH US IN SPIRIT.

-DIANE: CHEERS.

MM, NICE CHOICE.

-HERE'S TO CHOICES.

-OH, OH NO.

-OH, MY, TOWEL.

-I'M SO CLUMSY, I'M SO SORRY.

-THERE YOU GO.

-RED WINE STAINS, DOESN'T IT?

-NOT IF YOU RUN COLD WATER ON IT RIGHT AWAY.

-RIGHT. -IT'LL BE FINE.

-WELL I'M AFRAID I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CHANGE INTO.

OH, ALEX!

YOU WEAR THE SAME SIZE.

YOU MUST HAVE A BLOUSE I COULD CHANGE INTO.

-I REALLY DON'T HAVE THAT MANY CLOTHES HERE, I DON'T THINK.

-NO.

-OH, COME ON, YOU PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE. [LAUGHS]

-YEAH, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S DIRTY,

I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO GO TO THE DRY CLEANERS.

-RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU WEAR ONE OF MY SHIRTS.

-AW.

-THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

-WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HERE WHERE THEY ARE?

-OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

LET'S GO.

-IT'S GONNA BE A NIGHT.

YOU WANT A COKE?

-SURE.

-YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T BUYING A WORD OF THIS.

-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YES SHE IS.

-OH COME ON, SHE SPILT THE WINE ON HER SHIRT ON PURPOSE.

SHE WAS TESTING YOU AND YOU FAILED MISERABLY.

-WHAT, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES HERE?

-ALEX, IT'S OVER.

LET'S COME CLEAN.

-WE CAN'T DO THAT.

WE'VE ALREADY TAKEN IT TOO FAR.

-THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CONVINCE HER.

-DIANE: MITCH?

ALEX?

[CLEARS THROAT]

HEY, HOW'S THIS SHIRT LOOK?

-OH, DIANE!

I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

-JUST CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS OFF HER!

-I'M SURE SAM IS THE SAME WAY WITH YOU.

-NOT REALLY.

-YOU SHOULD SHARE SOME OF YOUR SEXY SECRETS WITH SAM.

-ENOUGH, YOU ARE SUCH AN ANIMAL.

-[KNOCK ON DOOR]

-I'LL GET IT!

NEWMAN, HEY.

COME ON IN.

-NO, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.

MITCH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-YOU FORGOT.

-FORGET WHAT?

-OUR DOUBLE DATE WITH THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS,

THEY'RE OUT IN THE--

-SH, NEWMAN, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

-[DIANE LAUGHS]

-THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?

-YES, THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS.

COME ON, WE CAN'T KEEP THEM WAITING.

-UM, I'M SORRY BUDDY BUT I REALLY CAN'T.

SEE, ALEX AND I WERE HAVING DINNER HERE

AND DIANE WAS HERE AND SHE SPILLED SOME WINE ON HER,

THAT'S WHY SHE'S WEARING ONE OF MY SHIRTS,

BUT I REALLY, I CAN'T.

[SIGHS]

I GOTTA GO!

BOTH OF THEM?

-YES, BOTH.

-HOW'D YOU PULL THIS OFF?

-[SIGH] WOW.

-[CONCERNED MUSIC]

-HI.

HEY.

HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

HI.

-[GRUNTS]

-COME HERE.

IT'S ALRIGHT.

-[GRUNTS]

-IT'S OKAY, COME HERE.

SWEETIE.

WAIT A SECOND!

COME HERE!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

HEY.

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SANDCASTLES.

I THINK THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

-HEY, WHAT THE HELL GOING ON, HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET OFF MY BOAT!

-[GRUNTS]

-WHOA!

-HEY FORGET ABOUT THAT THING, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

-HEY, THAT'S MY BOAT!

-[ACTION MUSIC]

-[WHISTLES]

OVER HERE!

HEY!

I'M HERE.

HEY, MAN, SOMEBODY STOLE MY BOAT.

-THEY STOLE YOUR BOAT?

AND WENT WHERE?

-RIGHT OVER THERE ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.

-GET ON.

NEWMIE, I THINK WE HAVE OUR BOYS!

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-[PEOPLE CHATTER]

-[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

-HI.

-HEY.

WHO WAS THAT?

YOU OKAY?

-THAT WAS A VERY UNFORTUNATE LITTLE BOY.

HE'S GOT A DISEASE CALLED XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM,

WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HE CAN NEVER GO OUT IN THE SUN.

-HE WAS THE ONE BUILDING THE SANDCASTLES, HUH?

-FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT WAITING FOR THE TIDE TO GO OUT

WHEN I FOUND HIM THIS MORNING, RIGHT AFTER THE SUN CAME UP.

HE ALREADY HAD BLISTERS COVERING HIS FACE.

SO SAD.

CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING LIKE THAT?

MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH WE TAKE FOR GRANTED.

-YEAH.

NO KIDDING.

-ALEX!

-SAM!

HI!

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA BE HERE 'TIL FRIDAY.

-DIDN'T YOU GET ME MESSAGES, MY EMAIL?

-NO.

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

-NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT.

YOU REALIZE DIANE HAS CALLED OFF THE WEDDING?

-WHAT?

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[SIGHS]

-I THINK I SEE THEM,

THEY'RE A HALF MILE DEAD AHEAD.

-LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADING RIGHT FOR THE MARINA, NEWMIE.

-WE CAN CATCH THEM, LET'S GO!

CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?

-MAN, I'M RUNNING OUT OF GAS.

I'M GONNA TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.

-[SIREN]

-DAMMIT IT'S THE LIFEGUARD!

WE GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT!

GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE GOT!

-[ENGINE REVS]

-RESCUE THREE TO 295, COME IN 295.

-WALKIE: YEAH RESCUE THREE WE COPY.

WHAT'S UP, CODY?

-WE ARE IN PURSUIT OF A STOLEN VESSEL HEADING SOUTH,

SOUTHWEST FROM POINT BERMAN.

PLEASE ALERT THE COAST GUARD AND HARBOR PATROL.

I HAVE A FEELING THEY MAY WANNA CHAT WITH THESE BOYS.

-WALKIE: ROGER.

-[ACTION MUSIC]

-[SIREN]

-ALRIGHT, NEWMIE, GET ME AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN, MAN.

-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

-YOU DON'T ASK, I WON'T TELL.

-[ACTION MUSIC]

-CODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COME ON, GET DOWN.

-NEWMIE, GET ME AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN!

-[ACTION MUSIC]

-LITTLE TIGHTER, NEWMIE!

COME ON, GET CLOSER.

[GRUNTS]

-[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

-WHEW!

WOO HOO!

[PANTS]

[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]

-CUT THAT PRETTY CLOSE THERE, BIG GUY.

-NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO RUN OUT OF GAS

IN MY LIFE.

-I GOT SOMETHING YOU MAY NEED.

-GIVE ME A HAND, NEWMIE.

-ALRIGHT, COMING OVER.

-HEY, THANKS A LOT, MAN.

-DIANE.

-HI, MITCH.

-ALRIGHT, LOOK. -I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.

-[BOTH LAUGH]

-[SIGHS] I NEED TO APOLOGIZE

FOR DISRUPTING YOUR LIFE THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

-YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

-YES, I DO.

YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON,

AND I THINK YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION

FOR MY RATHER BIZARRE BEHAVIOR.

-DIANE, EVERYBODY ACTS A LITTLE BIZARRE

RIGHT BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED.

I MEAN COME ON, YOU'RE INSECURE, YOU'RE ANXIOUS.

-UNBALANCED.

-SOMETIMES.

-[LAUGHS] NO, REALLY.

I'M SORRY.

AND I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME

FOR EVERYTHING.

-IT'S OKAY.

-I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, MITCH BUCHANAN.

-I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU EITHER.

-[LAUGHS]

-HEY, SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING.

-I'LL BE IN WHITE.

-[CALM MUSIC]

-WAIT, WAIT, HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS TOWER?

-FIVE MINUTES IN THE TRUCK.

-AND WHAT DOES THIS MITCH GUY

HAVE TO DO WITH DIANE, ANYWAY?

-LOOK, I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, OKAY?

-OKAY.

DIANE!

-SAM!

[SQUEALS]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE!

-OF COURSE I'M HERE.

BABY, I CAN'T LET YOU CALL OFF THE WEDDING.

I LOVE YOU.

-I LOVE YOU TOO, SAM.

-WHAT WAS THAT MESSAGE ALL ABOUT?

-OH, THAT WAS JOKE.

-SAM: A JOKE?

-YEAH, ALEX SAID YOU LIKED PRACTICAL JOKES.

-YOU DID?

-WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SAID IT IN CONVERSATION.

-I HATE PRACTICAL JOKES!

YOU'VE TAKEN 10 YEARS OFF MY LIFE.

BABY IN THE FUTURE, NEVER BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAYS, OKAY?

-I PROMISE YOU I WON'T.

-OH, BABY.

-I LOVE YOU!

-I LOVE YOU, TOO.

-[DIANE GIGGLING]

-[SWEET MUSIC]

-HEY, RYKER, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

COOL WEDDING, HUH?

-YEAH.

-OH, WHAT'S WRONG?

WHY SO SENTIMENTAL?

-YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL HAPPY

FOR SAM AND DIANE, OR I FEEL SAD FOR THE LITTLE BOY

WHO BUILT THESE SANDCASTLES.

-WELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO RAISE MONEY

FOR THE CURE, WHAT'S IT CALLED?

-XERODERMA PIGMENTOSUM.

YEAH, I AM.

-WELL, THAT'S NOT BAD THING.

TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONE'S LIFE.

IT'S A GOOD THING.

USUALLY.

-[SIGHS] I SURE HOPE SO.

-SO, NICE CATCH OF THE BOUQUET, HUH?

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICE CATCH,

SHE THREW IT AT ME.

I MEAN, CAN'T REALLY DUCK WHEN IT'S AT POINT BLANK RANGE.

YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW YOU FINALLY GOT DIANE

TO GIVE UP ON YOU.

-DIDN'T DO A THING,

SHE JUST FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

-SHE PROBABLY REALIZED THAT SHE COULDN'T COMPETE

WITH YOUR ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ZIMMERMAN TWINS.

-EITHER THAT OR SHE REALIZED

THAT SAM'S A REALLY SPECIAL GUY.

-YEAH, HE IS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BUCHANAN?

SO ARE YOU.

IN YOUR OWN INIMITABLE WAY.

THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.

-YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF FRIENDS.

THE OTHER NIGHT.

DO YOU ALWAYS KISS YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT?

-NO.

I WAS JUST ACTING.

-REALLY.

-YEAH.

-YOU SURE THAT'S ALL IT WAS,

BECAUSE I KIND OF FELT SOME SPARKS OR SOMETHING.

-I ASSURE YOU, IT WAS ALL AN ACT.

-HI, MITCH!

-HEY, MITCH, LOOK WHO I GOT.

-DON'T TELL ME.

THE ZIMMERMAN TWINS?

-YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WAS ALL AN ACT.

-BUCHANAN WHERE ARE YOU GOING,

YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF.

-TELL SAM AND DIANE I SAID CONGRATULATIONS,

HAVE A GREAT LIFE AND SAVE A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FOR ME.

NEWMIE, LET'S GO, BABY!

-BUCHANAN!

-RYKER!

-[END THEME PLAYING]