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Seirei Academy

Morning.

Morning!

Who is that? She's so pretty!

Check it out.

What? Whoa, it's Kujo-san.

Today's gonna be a good day.

Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo. Born to a Russian father. Her grades are top of the school. She's also excellent at sports. Starting this year, she serves as the student council treasurer.

She's so dreamy.

Heya.

Morning, Kujo-san. And what a pleasant morning it is, wouldn't you say?

Good morning.

It's our first time talking, I think?

I'm Ando, a second-year.

Your sister has told me lots about you,

and I've been wanting to meet you because of it.

What do you say to having lunch together today?

No, thanks.

You drive a hard bargain. In that case,

could we exchange contact details at least?

I'm afraid I must refuse. I have absolutely zero interest in you.

If that's all, I must be going now.

Oh, one last thing.

Your necklace is against school rules.

Whoa, she shot down Ando-senpai, the most coveted guy in school, like nothing!

Talk about having high standards.

Kujo-san's here.

Morning, Kuze-kun.

Morning, Kuze-kun. Stayed up watching late-night anime again?

Oh, hey. Morning, Alya.

Yeah, something like that.

You never learn, do you?

You sacrifice sleep to watch your anime

and then snooze through school. What's the point?

Hey, the anime finished airing at 1 AM.

The episode discussion took longer.

Discussion?

Oh, like on Twitter?

Nah. An otaku buddy and I talked about it for two hours on a call.

Are you insane?

"Insane," eh? Let's think about it.

If professing my love for a particular work with no regard for time or place

is the definition of insanity, then I will gladly admit I am insane.

I take it back. You're just plain stupid.

I see you're in rare form today.

милашка.

What?

Uh, did you say something?

Nothing special.

I just said you look pathetic.

Well, excuse me.

Time

*School Store and Cafeteria open (12:30 - 13:20)

Short Homeroom & Cleaning

Monday ENG Comm. I Geography A Intro Chem. Math A Art Gen.

Tuesday Intro Home Ec. Intro Home Ec. Phys. Ed. Social Studies Intro Phys. JPN Gen.

Wednesday Intro Chem JPN Gen. ENG Comm. I Math I ENG Expr. I Long Homeroom

Thursday Geography A JPN Gen. IT A IT A Phys Ed.

Friday ENG Expr. I Class Lit. Phys Ed. Math I Intro Physics Math A

Saturday JPN Gen. Math I Art Health & Phys.

Period Homeroom 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Lunch Break 5th 6th HR & Cleaning

Huh?

What's wrong?

Oh, man.

Sorry, Alya, can I see your chemistry workbook?

What, you forgot again?

Yeah, I probably left it at home.

Sure, I guess.

Thanks!

Iron. Cobalt.

Chromium Manganese Iron Cobalt

What comes next?

Oh, do you know the answer, Kuze?

Huh? Uh...

Sorry about that.

Chromium Manganese Iron Cobalt

If you know, then tell the class.

O-Okay.

Wait, what question are we even on?

Copper

It's 2! Copper!

Wrong.

Your turn, Kujo.

Yes, sir.

It's 8. Nickel.

Correct.

Try to pay attention in class, Kuze.

Yes, sir.

Manganese Iron Cobalt Nickel

Don't just give me the wrong answer!

I was simply pointing out which question we were on.

Yeah, right!

You were clearly pointing at the second choice!

Lies and slander.

Try to be a little less obvious!

милашка.

What was that?

I called you stupid.

милашка.

милашка.

You cutie, you.

What do you mean, cutie?!

You said that before, too!

I can understand you, you know!

Look at you. You're red as a baby.

Who're you calling a baby? You little...

Sometimes

in Russian

Hides Her

Feelings

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian

As a kid, I often played with a Russian girl who lived near my grandpa's place.

Episode 1

Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian

I must've picked it up then.

And I can still pretty much understand spoken Russian.

But who woulda thought it'd lead to this bizarre situation?

This cute Russian girl next to me fawns over me exclusively in Russian, and I know!

If I came out and admitted it now...

Nope, not happening.

Outside of emergencies and cases where they're needed for reference,

the use of mobile phones is banned within school grounds.

Which means this is allowed, because this is an emergency.

I'm going to ask you against my better judgment: how, exactly?

Free rolls end in ten minutes.

You have some nerve, pulling this stunt beside a student council officer.

Let's go! SSR Tsukuyomi is mine!

I'm taking that!

No!

Tsukuyomi? Like, the goddess of the moon in Japanese mythology?

Why is her hair silver and not jet black?

Who knows? Probably a nod to the moon.

Who cares about that, anyway? She's cute.

You are too kind, milady!

Man, I really rolled Tsukuyomi-sama.

I have silver hair too, you know... You cheater.

Uh, what was that?

I called you a game junkie.

Hey, them's fighting words.

Wh-What?

You can't call me a junkie when I'm F2P.

That's an affront to the true junkies: the P2W whales.

You make a good point. Nobody would want to be put in the same category as you.

Savage!

And here I thought you actually looked serious and committed for once.

Now, now. Commitment is my middle name, and that's an understatement.

It's the overstatement of the century.

You do realize we have another 80 years to go?

Gwargh! I wanna be a hit with the ladies!

What are you eating, Masachika?

Super spicy mapo ramen.

Hey! Don't ignore my soulful plea!

I figured it was just the usual outburst.

Oh, great. Check out Mr. Hot Stuff over here.

Look, it's the student council!

Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo Student Council Treasurer

We got here late. Are there any seats open?

Mariya Mikhailovna Kujo Student Council Secretary

It's okay. I'll eat over there with my classmates.

Suou Yuki Student Council Spokesperson

Thank you for your consideration, Masha-senpai.

The Kujo sisters are both so pretty.

Kujo-senpai is so pretty. I'd love to get to know all about her.

I hear she's got a boyfriend, though.

Huh.

She keeps turning down boys who ask her out, saying she's already dating someone.

Taken or not, Takeshi's still got no shot.

Shut it! Don't get a big head just 'cause you're friends with Lady Alya!

Guh, I hate you.

How come you get to address that ice queen with her nickname?

It's cool, I guess.

But she does keep snapping at me.

Hey, it's better than getting no response.

She basically never talks to anyone else.

Guess that's what sitting next to her for more than a year gets you.

If I had to shoot my shot with one of those three, it'd have to be Suou-san.

She's approachable, unlike Lady Alya, so it feels like she's gettable!

Not that she isn't out of most guys' league, of course.

Is she gettable, though? Apparently she's turned down more guys than Kujo-san.

That's the problem.

She is a rich girl, so maybe she's already been promised to someone?

You know anything, Masachika?

Why ask me?

Isn't that obvious?

May I sit here, Masachika-kun?

Sure, go ahead.

You guys okay with that?

Y-Y-Yeah.

Totally.

Thank you kindly.

I see you ordered the same thing, Masachika-kun.

It's surprising that you have a taste for that stuff too, Suou-san.

Oh, you needn't be so formal.

We're in the same year.

Well, if you say so.

And yes, of course I eat ramen.

I often go out to eat some on days off.

W-Wow.

This is lovely, though I do think it could stand to be a bit spicier.

Right?

Wish we could top it with some chili oil.

It might be a good idea to bring it up with the student council.

Don't bring your personal preferences into admin matters.

I was simply joking.

Are you two friends?

We've known each other since we were kids.

You have?

Indeed. We've gone to school together all the way from preschool to now.

Really?

Actually, are you two friends?

I suppose you could say it's a process.

If nothing else, I do want to be friends with Alisa-san.

I don't think being friends with me will be any fun.

So, you aren't entirely opposed to the idea?

I guess not.

Well, we're done here.

See you.

Okay?

They're too shiny for me. I can't!

By the way...

Masachika-kun, have you considered my offer to join the student council?

Like I've said over and over, I'm not interested.

I think you would be a great fit with Alisa-san and myself.

And what's more,

you have experience as student council vice president.

What?

When we were in middle school, I was president and he was vice president.

Really?

I only ran because Yuki asked me to.

Elections at our school required each candidate to have a running mate.

It may come as a surprise to you,

but he is capable of getting things done, believe it or not.

Uh, "believe it or not"?

That's right.

You don't have to tell me. I know that already.

Oshiruko

So, you two are close, huh?

Surprised?

I very much am.

I never imagined that any girl would want to be friends with you.

Huh? Excuse me?

What?

Uh, I just mean...

There's one right here?

Wait, are we friends?

Huh? Are we not?

No, you're right. We are friends.

Hey, where are you going?

I remembered something I had to do at the student council office.

What's with her?

Hey!

Masachka!

Again, it's Masachika.

Hehe.

Come up here, Masachka!

Look at this beautiful sunset.

Yeah, it's very p... p...

Pretty.

Very pretty.

See you tomorrow, Masachka.

Yeah, see you.

I studied Russian like crazy because I wanted to talk to her,

but I don't even remember her name.

Top of the morning to you!

Day Duty: Kujo/Kuze

Day Duty: Kujo/Kuze

Perfect, if I do say so myself.

Hey, morning.

Morning, Kuze-kun.

I woke up real early this morning

and had nothing to do, so I came in early and took care of some things.

You? Waking up early?

Hell must've frozen over.

You sure do know how to pick the most biting remarks.

I'll wipe the blackboard in the morning.

Deal.

What happened there? Did you step in a puddle or something?

No. I'm not like you.

Are you implying I'm a chronic spacer-outer?

Rest assured, I wasn't.

A truck splash-and-dashed me on the way here.

Oh, way to put a damper on things.

Well, it was partly my fault for walking so close to the road.

And I have some spare socks, so I'll live.

Kuze-kun.

You were a student council officer with Suou-san in middle school, right?

Hmm? Yeah, I was.

Huh.

Say, Kuze-kun.

Yeah?

Are you not willing to be part of the student council?

Not you, too.

Answer me.

Yeah. I'm not interested in joining.

But what if I...

Nothing. Never mind.

Hey, could you grab a spare sock for me from my locker?

Wha?

I can't go get it myself now that I've taken it off.

Get to it.

Fine.

I'm opening it.

Here.

Put it on for me.

Wha?!

What's wrong?

Do you have to ask? What's wrong with you?!

As thanks for grabbing my sock for me.

It would be a nice little treat for you, no?

That only holds true for a small set of people with peculiar taste.

Oh, am I wrong?

Nope! Very much a treat!

It is for me, too.

Y'know, I've been wondering.

Why are her displays of affection for me in Russian so weird?

Maybe her perfectionism in playing her ideal self is stressing her out,

and she's using me as a release or something?

So she's mentally exposing herself...

Wait, she's an exhibitionist?

What?

Oh, just thinking about what you said.

Not much.

I just called you a coward.

Forget it. I'll put it on myself.

Nah, no need for that.

Hey, wait! Wh-What are you doing?!

What? Putting it on for you, as you requested.

I did, but...

You called me a coward, and I'm not about to take that lying down.

Hey, wait! I'm...

I'm not ready for this!

H-Hey, stop squirming.

Easy for you to say!

Watch your hands!

Ow!

Ouch...

"Big news, sister of mine."

"What is it, beloved brother of mine?"

" Stay calm and hear me out. I..."

"Gulp."

"I... may have a thing for legs."

"What... you say?!"

"I thought you were a card-carrying member of the planet of the baps!"

"As did I... Curses! Never did I think I would fall prey to such proclivities!"

"Legs are lit. You go from the plump thighs up top to the dainty feet down below!"

"I know you'd get it, sister of mine."

As did I... Curses! Never did I think I would fall prey to such proclivities!

Legs are lit. You go from the plump thighs up top to the dainty feet down below!

I knew you'd get it, sister of mine.

What is with this brain-dead convo?

Now, how do I solve the problem at hand?

Hey, Alya.

Alya!

What is it, Kuze-kun?

Hey, so, I just wanted to say...

You leg-fetishist perv.

Could you forgive me already?

Nah.

I'm not mad anymore.

And, uh, I'm sorry I kicked you.

Are you okay?

Huh? Y-Yeah.

I'm fine, I think.

Really?

You didn't hurt your neck or anything?

Nah, don't worry about it!

If anything, I should thank you for giving me a peek into the promised land!

Huh?

Oops.

You got... a peek?

Wait, did you see my... p-pa...

Welp.

Thank you for the truly spectacular view!

I don't believe you! Die, stupid!

Hey, spare a thought for my neck!

Sorry! I took it a bit too far!

Shut up!

My bad!

Stop chasing me!

Let's talk this out!

There's nothing to talk about!

You sure do know how to move, don't you?

10 Minutes Later

You okay there?

I would be, if you hadn't chased me all over school.

Well, that's fair.

Anyway, you know...

I'm sorry. I apologize.

I get it, okay?

I'm not entirely blameless, either.

Milady, please accept this offering.

Oshiruko

What are you playing at?

I present this to thee as a humble peace offering.

Drop the weird act.

I know you love your shiruko porridge. You're always drinking it.

I'll take it. I just happen to be thirsty.

True that.

Want a sip?

An indirect kiss scene out of nowhere?!

So, what, if I say yes here, we can get some mouth-to-can-to-mouth action?!

Wh-What was that?

Chickened out

I said, nothing beats a sweet drink after a hard workout.

I think you meant to say "a cold drink."

He doesn't get any of this.

I heard what you said!