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my heart

idea for a piece

God decides to save humanity and end love

that it wasn't his idea

God invented sex

invented even passion

more or love

which is a delusion to make up for death

who invented it was men

if a man doesn't live so well

he can die in peace

God then ends with love

but your plan goes wrong

because in a world without love

men stop believing in each other

men stop believing in god

and start to believe in Santa Claus

our completely out

I need it and drink more

Santa Claus is the love of my life later this year

opa I want too huh

good as the year is still a week old by its average

you can order

I don't know, like seven loves don't

this year i want a lonely and eternal love

what some eyes have that others don't

what a smile has that others don't

blue

hey how good you see it

Paul's pleasure

delighted

Paulo this is the architect

that wonderful accountant neighbor of mine that I told you about

oi blue

all good

all right

please

and you must be the famous bride no

her name

I am Laura

merry christmas

merry christmas

you want to drink

eat we made

even has a lot of stuff

I just found the love of my life

Cabral or

eternal love of truth

does not exist

of course it exists

Santa Claus who brought it to me

well I won't be arguing

with 1 Person who believes in Santa Claus

in the morning

take it for a walk

no she's engaged

I'm talking about the kid you take care of him for me today right

I hate Christmas

I hate

I hate me very very much

I don't even want to talk to anyone

oh not even with poison

not even often

but for me Christmas is present

champagne is the birth of love

for me it's time passing and the end approaching

and every end is the beginning again

Cabral you have to get out of this

the new year is here we go

ball forward

that you made

life is like a raging river

passing through inside us and us on the sidelines

watching the river pass

and what is the way out

none

the important thing is not to give salt food to the vegetable

continues

if you are afraid of

Paul's bed

I was not

no no no

you can't leave without meeting Maria Alice

she will turn your Christmas into carnival

presents her to the student

if he likes her

is approved

merry christmas

don't cry don't

oi people

let me forget the title

a little minute here just to present it to the staff here

people people people

this one is

eximio accountant

blue

this one is all human people

everyone sucks at math

difficult

Maria Alice leaves

I introduce you to the character

that i think you'll love

he comes here

comes comes

come here

Oh, this is paradise

continues

continues

hi so much

is a friend's dog

who came to spend the Christmas party here at home

the dog's no friend believes

what happened to your friend

don't like Christmas

he thinks he has no reason to celebrate

that we had

only live

to live is no longer to celebrate

that's what i tell him

but he is an artist

he i like artists

I'm a little artist too

I work as an architect

but I draw other things

I'm writing a half autobiographical novel

in the spare hours

know what you do

I'm a ballet teacher

and i dance

I am a dancer

look there

I'm not saying

art saves

without art there is no salvation

art is a joy right

something we can't explain

but we recognize

like the smell of coffee

like the taste of wine right

you are absolutely right

you think he takes it very badly

if I give Maria Alice all the gifts

did you see where i hit the dart

it was a sign

I already want

that she reads all the books that i like

my sky god Laura

it's a symptom

I hit the dart right on top of the word son

right above

that's it

But you're talking about your son, you're fat

not yet

but I will stay

and if possible tonight

because I'm thirty-nine years and two months old

what if i get pregnant today

my son or daughter

what this person decided to be when they grow up

will be born before my forty

and I always

I will be able to say that I was a mother

thirty-something years old

understood

understood

because I'm going to be a grandmother before 65

I'm rooting for you

this is very

I need to get pregnant today

let's open the gifts people

come to the tree here

o let's go there

just pick up and deliver

oh this one

oh this one is for Fernanda

where merry christmas

and this one is

this is your

ready merry christmas

all good

come here i have 1 gift for you come here

merry christmas

continues

Oh my god is

not good 1 gift

but it's because you liked him so much

I thought he could spend a few days with you

it will be great

he will love you

and you will love him too

he eats everything

just can't give

it's eaten with salt and you have to walk every day

but he's your friend's

ah for a few days I think he won't call

no you won't miss him

it's another good reason for me to visit you

longing

look at your friend

confided

in you

not in me

so let's do this

the stays with you

and if i miss i come visit

ok my love let's go

oh

does not leave empty-handed

boy don't wait

are here or

merry christmas

thank you spoke

but I don't smoke

great great

is 1 bad habit

but it's good to have you visit

ok

goodbye merry christmas

goodbye merry christmas

man has the right to howl at the moon

under three circumstances

as they said in the old west

first

when a child is born

second

when it works

something he made up that no one believed

and third

when he finds a beloved woman

it came out

will thicken the leather we go

I want to go

go to the moon same year as next when my child is born

ah for that you have to have sex you know right

my technique today was

I met the love of my life

if I didn't know you so well Paulo

I would even say

where you can find yellowish

ah but you will talk

I will not

will say I will not

do you know why

one you will ruin their engagement

two you will forget her three

I will run out of my contact

that Maria Alice is different you always say she doesn't

she is different Laura

she is a dancer

she is a teacher

she is art

pleasure and knowledge

all together

she is a

a find

i'm completely lost

she's rehearsing there at the institute i love you

oh i need to go

don't sleep there it's late

good idea

you can't talk to Maria Alice

I was the one who told me where she works

because the Iranian is really a great accountant

I will not say anything

can leave

continues

all the most beautiful flower

too many activates love

that in life is preferred by the hummingbird

what a good surprise

good to see you here

I was thinking of you

hi Paulo

all right

all great

Laura who spoke where I was born was

but I insisted a lot

in fact she said that the architect is an excellent accountant

this one is Vitor

opa how are you doing

beauty all right

so it's

i actually wanted to ask you

if we couldn't

go out for coffee

chat

we can

get my bag

goodbye Vitor

bye bye Vitor Valeu

and that we don't know each other from somewhere

before the party

I don't think so

no you remember me

you know what

carnival you remind me

carnival

ah is able

last carnival I went out in Salgueiro

Or study where you studied

on Saint Anthony

ah so you know Martinha weed

that she studied there either

I don't think he was in my class

now you don't think it's boring

dating a guy named architect

did not believe no

not possible

how is he like that

for example

that he has

that i don't have

title is

a nice guy

a guy who takes himself seriously

ah understood

so you don't think I'm a nice guy

because I don't take myself seriously at all

seems to be cool too because

why don't you take yourself seriously

I think you 1 very smart woman

for those who can say things know

so that

look

I'm taking the biggest

chance to fall in love with you

i wanted to know if you have anything against it

because

for example

me and you

in your sincere opinion

has a chance to work

that's hard to say

I know it's hard to say

but what do I think of Paul's love

I think love is one thing

as an object

only he depends on us taking care of him

so it doesn't break

because it breaks

so you have to take care of it every day

I think it's kind of rotten

a careful guy

kind I think we will work

I'll hope it doesn't do that

you root for

I cheer against

ready and

I'm in love with you

very passionate

for real

look at this

or in love

participate in the past tense of the verb to fall in love

taken with great passion

Called

Called a great love is me

Paulo if I ask you to stop looking for me

you to clear

but you won't do that

I will if you get boring

ha ha flat

flat flat

flat flat

adjective from latin vulgar dishes

inopportune crawl

my people

never ever

and the jokes

my love

and the jokes I was going to make for you

look i swear if you dated me

I would make you laugh all day

every day

so let's make 1 bet

I accept any 1

you have to make me laugh

you gotta make me laugh right now

then I agree to go out with you easily

ah not like that no

this is poison

ok

na

YES

lost the bet

you're not smiling

it's pretty serious by the way

just don't forget about me

because i really liked you

I will leave my number here

and then you call me if you want

if you don't want

I swear I'll never get in the way of your life again

never again

love doesn't give a foot

I've seen all kinds of experiences

engagement

dangerous relationships

concubinage love

strong support

various sexualities

triangles

rectangles

octagons

and it all ends up in the ring

disaster

especially marriage gives up on this idea

opa you never gave up on Glorinha

nor did I need

she gave up on me

don't even remember that I exist

who guarantees

I am not you

who keeps saying she's the great love of her life

that one day she will realize this

that I came running into your arms

that I can't resist

that when i least wait

the phone will ring and it will be Maria Alice

life is not how we invent period

hello ostentation

feminine noun

mood to practice objectionable things

listen if you have anything to do tonight

I never think about life ever

never never

never never

unless I'm sick

flu

these things you know

but if i were rich

I would spend all day listening to music

eating wonderful egg

I was a sportsman right

i like you because you are like this

sports

and i like you

ah if you really should

because i'm a great guy

I got people

sorry

excuse is

has it is

have to slowly

nor we don't go to your house

dona miss you ass will

can say it doesn't exist

can write

purple green grapes

no core

smell of rain

in the cinema in the middle of the week

find money

old couple

Long long

dragonflies

pirate movie

rain cake

granny singing in the kitchen

balloon that flies away

I remembered the father

I mean

I don't know if fortunately OR unfortunately

but that's it

I think I'm liking Paulo

look at Maria Alice

it's all right you don't have to tell me anything else I

I really love you

and if so

I have to respect your choices

I even thought about returning the gifts you gave me

but then I thought no

that's 1 big

of course it's 1 big

imagine

look at me

I never liked anyone

the way I like you

and I will

I'm rooting for you

I can always call you to find out how you're doing.

of course you can from time to time

yes i will

love is ship

I forgot

I don't even start

you are very in tune

very in tune

need to sing

I understand

I also need my poems

look mixed the head

I saw my god

place an order

sorry it's too slow

I think it could be a satellite

no

but satellite also works

I have already applied to ensure which

I won't say not that I get ashamed

ah you have to be ashamed of nothing

but i have shame

I want to marry you one day

my mother will love you

and you will be the most beautiful bride in the world

you promise

that you will never have another man in your life

other than I am not

because

because I don't like eternal oaths

and you

promises you

who will never have another woman in his life

other than EU

no

because

because I don't like eternal oaths

i like to dance

dance now love

we were already going to sleep

how we would sleep

spoke well

we will not

but the silence is quiet

we go because life is short

and if you want to sleep

you sleep there ready where

there there

where I will take you

my god opened there

oh oh

day from

decided to come out of the den

finally we go dancing we go

Enzo who

I was sleepy

I'm tired

we are already going

he I didn't want to come

you told me to come

so now I want to stay a little longer

I don't know

but I've had enough

stops being tired for Paulo

stop being Peter Pan

people are good

I'll only stay 1 little bit then

o I was ready

now I will

it's serious

I'm tired

it's good you want to stay

so you stay

don't wait Paulo

I will only stay another 15 minutes no

but I already waited 2 hours

so it's good

so it will

I will stay no

no no

no you will too

I'm not serious

I will not

you will

I will not

will you

you will too

Maria Alice arrives

I'm not going to

unique indolaci

I have already won

ok good game is game

now let's prove it to everyone

that marriage can work yes

since two people love each other

how no one has ever loved in this life

oh everyone who loves

loves like no one ever loved before

love is always original

that's how it ends right

but love doesn't have to end

nor should

passion yes

passion like all suffering

she doesn't last

I don't know how to live without passion

neither do I

stars you

it's my's first birthday

no child remembers a year old birthday

but grandma and mother

remember

you

are you sure you want to spend carnival in Berlin

I want

but you don't have to go

nor can I

have to take the poison with you

have to give medicine

I promised pro Cabral

who is going to do this

you're going to be mad at me

it seems you don't know me

you'll be back before you miss you right

I'll be back thinking about what

that I will miss you

EU too

when i get there i call you

it's good it's

it didn't come hein

I don't agree

you never

friend take care hein

ah da

goodbye Cara

bye

tchau

tchau

e aí é isso

ele tá assim

sem comer e com essa carinha de desespero

desde que a dona dele foi embora

isso faz quanto tempo

uns trinta minutos mais ou menos

eu imagino que seja você que não sabe o que fazer

desde que a dona dele

que deve ser sua namorada ou ex namorada

deixou vocês dois no meio do carnaval

acertei

você é boa nisso hein

doutora de cachorro

eu entendo

aaah

DEA

que que tu fez pra ele não ver

ah é fácil dizer não pra um carnaval em Curitiba né

ah entendi vamo nessa

que no meio de tanta gente eu encontrei você

ah tô sem nenhum

fica tranquilo

Oliveira

tá ótimo tá

se ele piorar EU posso voltar amanhã né

EU só vim cobrir 1 amigo amanhã

EU tô longe

ah então vai ter que ser hoje

você tá

livre eu sou livre

e aí ele já ligou pra você

não a gente não é assim grudado sabe

olha se eu fosse ele

eu não deixava você ir longe

não deixava

deixava

não é vai ver

por isso que a gente nunca namorou

o Paulo não tem ciúme não

estranho hein

estranho é

sabe aquela música do Caetano

porque você me deixa tão solto vai

essa música nem é do Caetano

o Paulo não sente ciúme de mim

porque ele é um cara seguro

ele tem segurança do que eu sinto por ele

do que ele sente por mim

ele é homem lúcido

ah é

então por que que cê veio

não sei

bom carnaval por isso não vai

que linda aqui como que é uma boa área aberta né

apesar dos vizinhos o tempo todo olhando pra gente

então acho que é melhor a gente entrar só por

só por causa disso mesmo que é muito vizinho

olhando pra cá

Oliveira

você fica do lado de fora tá

nunca nunca mais

pera aí

deixa que EU te ajudo

não não

não não

não não mexe

isso é um sinal

como assim é um sinal

é um sinal

desculpa

desculpa eu

ai você é uma mulher incrível

eu tô eu tô tremendo desde a hora que eu conheci você

você você desperta em mim uma vontade

que eu achava que eu não pudesse controlar

mas eu posso

eu não posso ficar com você

me desculpa

eu sou apaixonado pela

minha mulher

ela saiu daqui algumas horas

eu realmente

eu não posso fazer isso com nosso casamento

isso tudo foi um sinal do sutiã

é o universo opera de maneiras muito estranhas

nossa estranho é você

desculpa

isso nunca aconteceu comigo

vem comigo

bom não esquece de caminhar uma vez por dia

e pelo menos um banho por semana

eu o Oliveira

você não tem cura

olha desculpa de verdade

sem ressentimento nenhum né porque

ah cara

que que é isso

porque que você faz esse tipo de coisa

logo agora que a gente nossa

essa sua cara de eu não fiz nada é muito boa

preciso aprender

se bem que eu realmente não fiz nada

você viu

você é testemunha

tá bom

eu quase fiz

mas a luz da razão

que normalmente gira em meia fase

pra mim se acendeu completamente

eu consegui evitar o pior

ou melhor

tá vai

entra direto pro chuveiro hein anda

eu não fui

eu não fiz nada

ela é veterinária

ela veio ver onde é que a Oliveira dormia

pra ver se tinha espaço suficiente

a gente tomou um vinho

acabou se beijando e foi só isso

estava com uma mulher

ela já foi embora

tem tempo

Paulo não tem nem 4 horas que EU saí daqui

4 horas é bastante tempo

Maria Alice

I got my stuff

look at this

nothing happened

even ia no

no why not

don't go no

there's no reason to leave

you are nature

human Mary Alice

you if you hadn't left me here alone

you've already read the doctor and the monster hasn't

but i saw the movie yes

but the film is a bad adaptation

to people

we were here

but nothing happened

I'm getting

no need to leave

for god's sake

it was a visit

we gave a kiss

it was just that

nothing happened

if it had not happened

I won't run after you

firm bat

think about what you're doing

please

just think

when you see

comes to kill

this passion

that i know

that my key was

to use only in an emergency

but i thought

four days without answering configured an emergency

or non-stop sex

or dead

how did you find out it was death

I spoke with Maria Alice

and then how is she

she was crying

she said when will you be back

she told me what happened

from where you can conclude that no

she won't come back

you are ridiculous

but that I already knew

my blond sky god

nothing happened

look it wasn't for nothing

that nature has granted men impotence

because proof of our exact fragility

today you are drunk

lonely rejected

hating the idea of being alone more than ever

today i am your ideal company

think you have to take a shower

1 man has to finish everything that starts no

that poem of yours

for example

no need to finish because it's included

starts another

can't I already left it at Maria Alice's entrance

so maybe she comes back to you

just to stop getting the poems

laughs at my misfortune anyway

I want to stop thinking about my son before he's 40

no longer gave

all right

I also gave up on the idea

at least

I will not be putting more people in this World of

crazy guy see if he's good with salt

ours is perfect this risotto

sometimes i get thinking

if we're not perfect for each other

I think I already know what I'm going to do

man has to finish everything that begins

don't go thinking that stop

just because he said he doesn't love me

does not mean that

for all that is known about love

thinking well

you may even regret it

and then it may be too late

hello

that this is following me now

and then Paulo

sit with us

mommy

goes well

which is it you've already returned to this idiot

what you have in your head

i love you

i love you very much

so much that he cheated at the first opportunity

shut the fuck up asshole asshole

that this

he went crazy he didn't see

ai hurt a lot

it's no more than i need

no less than I deserve

can let me

on the floor

leaves on the ground

leave it on the ground

the floor is great

from the ground no one passes

I'm great

but is it an ambulance or is it ice

you ah

so I'll call Laura

stop by tomorrow morning

to see if you got well

it's not

no no

no no

will not

will not

stay here just five more minutes

the Cabral spoke

that the captain is dying to miss you

I'm dying to miss you

in fact nobody is far away from you

my love

I'm trying to get away from you

don't say that

I love you

if i love you

I am automatically forgiven

I make you laugh

you have no doubt that it is for us to stay together

give me a kiss

no i think about your kiss all day

think nothing

Come on

I'm glad you're here

I'm glad you're here

only i thought we had to

throw a party to celebrate your return home

there is no turning point Paulo

what is of

now no problem

I assume I can be a father with peace of mind

I will travel to Europe with

not alone

I'm going to do 1 test for 1 ballet company

how are you going to dance

no not 1 bad idea

because you will pass

that's what it will stay

how long there

a month how long

that one year

one more year

no no

my head

my head already

it's already starting to dizzy here just thinking that you're going to

there's a year across the ocean

the mother wanted the good of the other

you were the one who told me that

that was a silly thing i said when i was happy

love is savagery

no Maria Alice no

you are not leaving now

wait Maria Alice

love is savagery