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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,425 Hey! 2 00:02:44,762 --> 00:02:46,762 Wassi! Wassi! Stop that! 3 00:02:46,764 --> 00:02:48,663 Oh, the idea. 4 00:02:48,665 --> 00:02:50,665 Voulez vous me to... to call the police? 5 00:02:56,671 --> 00:02:58,671 What's that mean in English? 6 00:02:58,673 --> 00:03:00,673 Same as it does in French, monsieur. 7 00:03:00,675 --> 00:03:01,707 Oh.. 8 00:03:16,522 --> 00:03:18,588 Ou est Petrov? 9 00:03:20,692 --> 00:03:22,725 Ou est... where is Petrov? 10 00:03:22,727 --> 00:03:24,727 Please! Can you not see 11 00:03:24,729 --> 00:03:26,729 I am busy being a wave? 12 00:03:34,871 --> 00:03:36,737 Where is Petrov? 13 00:03:42,644 --> 00:03:45,277 Look, I don't want to be bourgeois and remind anybody 14 00:03:45,279 --> 00:03:47,279 that I'm the owner of this company. 15 00:03:47,281 --> 00:03:49,514 But if somebody doesn't tell me where Petrov is, 16 00:03:49,516 --> 00:03:51,215 there will be trouble for everybody. 17 00:03:51,217 --> 00:03:53,283 He's in his room practicing his grand leap. 18 00:03:53,285 --> 00:03:54,517 Thank you. 19 00:03:54,519 --> 00:03:56,519 But he doesn't want to be disturbed. 20 00:03:56,521 --> 00:03:57,853 Thank you! 21 00:04:03,859 --> 00:04:05,859 What is this? What is this? 22 00:04:05,861 --> 00:04:07,427 Hi, Jeffrey. 23 00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:15,434 Stop it! Stop it! 24 00:04:15,436 --> 00:04:16,835 Stop that music! 25 00:04:18,371 --> 00:04:20,371 What on earth are you doing? 26 00:04:20,373 --> 00:04:22,473 I'm just having fun. 27 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:27,744 Fun? The great Petrov doesn't dance for fun! 28 00:04:27,746 --> 00:04:29,746 The great Petrov doesn't, but I do. 29 00:04:29,748 --> 00:04:31,748 Pete Peters. Remember me? 30 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,750 Oh, that awful name of yours. 31 00:04:33,752 --> 00:04:35,818 I was born with it. It isn't bad. 32 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:38,353 Pete Peters, Philadelphia, pa. 33 00:04:40,657 --> 00:04:42,690 How do you make that exasperating noise? 34 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:44,692 What have you got on those shoes? 35 00:04:44,694 --> 00:04:46,894 Taps. Taps?! 36 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,896 On your ballet shoes! 37 00:04:48,898 --> 00:04:50,497 Sure. 38 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,532 Sacrilege! At last I'm beginning to understand 39 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,767 why you wanted a private room to dance in. 40 00:04:54,769 --> 00:04:57,603 All this time I thought you were practicing your grand leap. 41 00:04:57,605 --> 00:04:59,605 But, Jeff, I haven't neglected anything. 42 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:01,607 Look. Le entrechat trois. 43 00:05:05,713 --> 00:05:07,045 Lovely. Beautiful. 44 00:05:07,047 --> 00:05:09,047 But how much more effective it is 45 00:05:09,049 --> 00:05:10,581 this way. 46 00:05:14,353 --> 00:05:17,587 Lovely! Beaut... I forbid that. That's not art. 47 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:19,288 Maybe it isn't. 48 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:21,290 Perhaps it's just the Philadelphia in me. 49 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:23,292 Jeff, I wish we could combine 50 00:05:23,294 --> 00:05:25,294 the technique of the ballet 51 00:05:25,296 --> 00:05:27,529 with the warmth and passion of this other mood. 52 00:05:27,531 --> 00:05:29,764 Mood? What other mood? You mean this jazz business? 53 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:31,766 Jazz went out with the flapper. 54 00:05:31,768 --> 00:05:32,967 That isn't jazz. 55 00:05:32,969 --> 00:05:34,969 After 15 years of the hardest work, 56 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:37,004 you want to dwindle into a shimmy dancer. 57 00:05:37,006 --> 00:05:39,039 Forget all that nonsense. Here. Look at this. 58 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:41,041 You realize we ought to be sailing? 59 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:43,543 The metropolitan in New York city is getting nervous? 60 00:05:43,545 --> 00:05:46,646 I'm sorry, but I have to stay in Paris a while yet. 61 00:05:46,648 --> 00:05:48,648 Stay in Paris? What for? 62 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:51,317 Why? Why? Why? 63 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,352 That's grace. That's rhythm. 64 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,587 What is that? What have you got there? 65 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,093 Isn't she lovely? 66 00:06:05,363 --> 00:06:07,696 Isn't she lovely? I... oh, so that's it. 67 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:10,965 Who is that girl? Who is she? Where did you ever meet her? 68 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:13,600 That's just it. Haven't been able to meet her yet. 69 00:06:13,602 --> 00:06:15,602 I hope to dance with her someday. 70 00:06:15,604 --> 00:06:17,604 - Dance? With her? - Sure. 71 00:06:17,606 --> 00:06:20,340 Are you mad? Are you sure that she hasn't tried 72 00:06:20,342 --> 00:06:22,075 to persuade you to stay on here? 73 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:24,110 I told you. I haven't even met her. 74 00:06:24,112 --> 00:06:26,112 But I'd kinda like to marry her. 75 00:06:28,116 --> 00:06:30,382 I think I will. Thanks, Jeff. 76 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,753 You are so beautiful when you are angry. 77 00:07:11,755 --> 00:07:13,988 Pardon, mademoiselle. I cannot help what I cannot help. 78 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:15,556 Neither can I. 79 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:22,562 Man, French accent: You cannot let us up like this. 80 00:07:22,564 --> 00:07:25,031 It is not up she let us. It is down. 81 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:27,033 Up or down. She let us. 82 00:07:27,035 --> 00:07:29,902 Your fault. You kissed her. But it is in the play. 83 00:07:29,904 --> 00:07:31,937 You kissed her out of the play, too. 84 00:07:31,939 --> 00:07:34,972 Go home, all of you. Go home! 85 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:49,551 Well, hello, my little darling. What have you got there? 86 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:52,520 It's Mr. Miller, miss. He just arrived from New York. 87 00:07:59,795 --> 00:08:01,961 Ello, Arthur. Hello, lin. 88 00:08:04,699 --> 00:08:07,032 You better go. 89 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,100 If I ever walk on a stage again... 90 00:08:09,102 --> 00:08:11,969 how'd you get here? By rail. 91 00:08:11,971 --> 00:08:14,705 I hung over every inch of it. 92 00:08:14,707 --> 00:08:16,707 New experience for you. 93 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:18,709 You usually have your foot on one. 94 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,043 Yes, lin. 95 00:08:20,045 --> 00:08:22,211 Of all the humiliating experiences, 96 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:25,948 ever danced with a man you didn't like who loved you? 97 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:27,716 No, lin. 98 00:08:27,718 --> 00:08:31,519 Why do actors have to take the author's lines literally? 99 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:33,554 And why must there always be a kiss 100 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,556 at the second act curtain? 101 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,525 I hope I never see another hand-kissing heel-clicker. 102 00:08:38,527 --> 00:08:41,060 Careful, lin. You know I come from 103 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,062 a long line of heels, myself. 104 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,197 But we've never clicked. 105 00:08:45,199 --> 00:08:47,199 And it's all your fault, too. 106 00:08:47,201 --> 00:08:50,702 I was a happy, peaceful girl until you discovered me. 107 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,870 Fame. Name in lights. 108 00:08:52,872 --> 00:08:54,872 I never should've listened to you. 109 00:08:54,874 --> 00:08:56,206 I'll quit! 110 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:00,576 I'll retire from the stage forever. 111 00:09:00,578 --> 00:09:02,077 Again? 112 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:04,679 It does you good to break an engagement. 113 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:08,182 Engagement? Engagement! That's what I'll do. 114 00:09:08,184 --> 00:09:11,818 Tai! Send a cable to Jim Montgomery. 115 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:13,853 Tell him I want to see him desperately 116 00:09:13,855 --> 00:09:16,088 and I'm coming back on the queen Anne tomorrow. 117 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,789 Yes, ma'am. 118 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,224 Don't lose your head. You have to stay in theater. 119 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,060 Never. I won't be a bowl in a gold of fish. 120 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,495 You mean a fish in a bowl of gold. 121 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:27,763 That's what I said. A bowl in a goldfish. 122 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:29,798 Just a moment, please. Thank you. 123 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:39,873 Petrov? What's a Petrov? 124 00:09:43,044 --> 00:09:46,245 Just the Russian ballet's greatest dancer. 125 00:09:46,247 --> 00:09:49,281 Oh, fine. Well, tell him to go back to moscow. 126 00:09:49,283 --> 00:09:51,916 The gentleman seems very anxious to see you, miss. 127 00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:55,619 I've got enough troubles without adding a dizzy Russian. 128 00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:58,021 Just another dancer to swoon in my arms. 129 00:09:58,023 --> 00:10:00,089 That's all I need to make things perfect... 130 00:10:00,091 --> 00:10:01,857 a simpering toe-dancer. 131 00:10:03,594 --> 00:10:06,227 Get rid of him! He probably only wants to say 132 00:10:06,229 --> 00:10:09,096 he's seen a picture of me and can't live without me. 133 00:10:16,271 --> 00:10:18,037 Otschi tschornyije! 134 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,813 I am Petrov. 135 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:33,716 Charmed. I'm Linda... Linda... 136 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:35,851 - uh, Linda... Linda keene. - Yes. 137 00:10:35,853 --> 00:10:37,219 How do you do? 138 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,223 Otschi tschornyije! 139 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,225 Glad you came, Mr. Petrov. 140 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:48,695 Not mister. Petrov, alone. 141 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:50,329 Just, uh, Petrov. 142 00:10:50,331 --> 00:10:54,333 And why not? Just Caesar. Just Napoleon. 143 00:10:54,335 --> 00:10:56,335 And only garbo. 144 00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:58,337 So Petrov, too, she's enough. 145 00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:02,174 Just about enough. 146 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:06,645 And you! I understand you want to dance with me. 147 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:09,681 Of course, I cannot blame you. 148 00:11:09,683 --> 00:11:12,015 But I will not permit it. 149 00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:16,052 Who told you that? 150 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:19,855 Ah, a little bird, she tell me so. 151 00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:22,857 Nyet? 152 00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:26,226 Not in the least. 153 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:30,296 What? You do not want to dance with the great Petrov? 154 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,864 Don't be a silly horse. 155 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:40,704 Maybe you could, uh... Tweest for me once. 156 00:11:40,706 --> 00:11:42,038 Like so. 157 00:11:43,741 --> 00:11:45,874 Uh, no, I... I... I don't... 158 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:49,043 - tweest! Tweest! - You better twist. 159 00:11:56,184 --> 00:12:00,186 Oh... Oh! Get up. I hate this discords. 160 00:12:00,188 --> 00:12:02,288 Oh, she is horrible, nyet? 161 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:04,356 Well, that kind of settles it. 162 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,960 With me, nothing is settled. 163 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,129 Well, I must go now. I must go to mos-cow. 164 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,999 Ha ha ha. Funny, nyet? 165 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,735 Oh, very. It kills me. 166 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,037 Otschi tschornyije! 167 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:32,147 That lunatic's dangerous. They ought to lock him up. 168 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:35,249 Oh, am I glad I'm sailing on the queen Anne tomorrow. 169 00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:39,485 No, Denise, no. 170 00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:42,020 I can't take you back as ballerina. 171 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,255 Why, you've done absolutely nothing for 4 years. 172 00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,924 And everything's been so peaceful since you left. 173 00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:48,926 It wasn't my fault. 174 00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:51,828 Peter just refused to fall in love with me. 175 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:58,233 Peter, darling. 176 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,767 Why, Denise. 177 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:01,502 Or should I say lady tarrington? 178 00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:03,770 No, it is Denise again. 179 00:13:03,772 --> 00:13:06,005 Denise wants to come back to the ballet. 180 00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,539 Oh, she does? 181 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:10,041 Well, that sounds like fun. 182 00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:12,276 Oh. Well, I didn't know you felt that way. 183 00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:14,278 Of course, Denise. You're engaged. 184 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,280 Go downstairs and get your contract. 185 00:13:16,282 --> 00:13:17,914 Thank you, Jeffrey! 186 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:20,249 Jeffrey, may I speak to you a moment, please? 187 00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:22,251 You'll excuse us, please. 188 00:13:22,253 --> 00:13:24,519 I'll let you know about rehearsals in the morning. 189 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:29,956 We can't give her anything important to do at first. 190 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,425 You want me to stay with the company, don't you? 191 00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:34,860 What a question. Then, get rid of her. 192 00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,228 Get rid of her? 193 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,230 Remember the trouble she caused last time? 194 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:40,298 You just told her. I heard you myself. 195 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,366 I was only being polite! Oh, dear, dear. 196 00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:45,435 And I've given her my word. I'll make a deal with you. 197 00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:48,070 You want me to go to New York? Why, naturally. 198 00:13:48,072 --> 00:13:52,107 I'll sail on the queen Anne providing you get rid of her. 199 00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:54,142 Tomorrow? Oh, dear, that's so sudden, why... 200 00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:57,211 I wouldn't know what to do. I wouldn't know what to say. 201 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,478 I stay here in Paris. 202 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,947 But I'll think of something. 203 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:03,816 I'll... I'll connive. I'll connive something good. 204 00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:05,317 Good. 205 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,016 Peter. 206 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,551 Oh... Oh, hello, Denise. 207 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:25,421 I feel very bad because I am not going with you. 208 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,955 So do I. 209 00:15:26,957 --> 00:15:29,223 Is your wife going with you? 210 00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:33,259 My wife? I haven't any wife. 211 00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:37,663 Jeffrey told me it was a secret for professional reasons. 212 00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:39,598 Oh, Jeffrey. 213 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,601 Did he mention how long I've been married? 214 00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:46,504 Yes, he did. Immediately after dear tarrington 215 00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:48,506 took me away from you. 216 00:15:48,508 --> 00:15:51,041 Dear tarrington. 217 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,043 Is she sailing with you? 218 00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:55,645 Who? Oh, my wife. Yes, of course. 219 00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:58,147 I'd love to meet her. 220 00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:00,149 Well, uh... You couldn't. 221 00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:02,084 She's busy with the children now. 222 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,319 Children? But Jeffrey didn't tell me. 223 00:16:04,321 --> 00:16:06,387 Ah, Jeffrey doesn't know everything. 224 00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:10,357 Imagine. Married 4 years. 225 00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:12,092 Imagine. 226 00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:14,527 And how many little ones are they? 227 00:16:14,529 --> 00:16:16,295 Five. 228 00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,030 Five? 229 00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:20,298 Well, twins. 230 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,666 How wonderful. 231 00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:23,200 Isn't it? 232 00:16:23,202 --> 00:16:25,202 All visitors ashore. 233 00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:26,703 Well, good-bye, Denise. 234 00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:29,372 Sweet of you to see me off. Good-bye, Peter. 235 00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:31,240 Bon voyage. 236 00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:41,048 Miss keene, I know, wants me to tell you 237 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,216 how much she hates leaving her dear Paris. 238 00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:46,051 She's enjoyed everything about it and everybody in it. 239 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,490 All visitors ashore. 240 00:16:52,492 --> 00:16:54,525 Monsieur Petrov? A picture, please. 241 00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:00,564 One more, please? Alright. 242 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:03,333 I certainly do envy you, Pete. Going home at last. 243 00:17:03,335 --> 00:17:05,335 I kinda like the idea myself. 244 00:17:05,337 --> 00:17:08,104 So long, fellows. Thanks for everything. 245 00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:10,005 Bye-bye. Bye. 246 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:15,576 Otschi tschornyije! 247 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,311 Miss keene. 248 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,579 Why, just Petrov. 249 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,014 You come to see me go, nyet? 250 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:24,316 Oh, yes. Isn't it sweet of me? 251 00:17:24,318 --> 00:17:26,318 I know you come. 252 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,687 Petrov? I have been looking all over for you. 253 00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,388 I beg your pardon. 254 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:34,759 Oh, miss keene. My friend Jeffrey baird. 255 00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:37,328 How do you do? Oh, really? Miss keene, I... 256 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:39,196 what did you say? 257 00:17:39,731 --> 00:17:42,765 Me? Nothing. 258 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,200 What's the matter with you? You got a cold? 259 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:48,169 No. I feel like you say... Good. 260 00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:51,005 You don't sound so good. What's the matter with you? 261 00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:53,240 Doesn't Mr. baird understand Russian? 262 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,674 Not a... oh, yes. 263 00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:57,543 What? 264 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,281 What sort of a game is this? 265 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:08,052 Oh, it's just a game little American boys play. 266 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:37,045 I beg your pardon, sir. We can't find Mr. Petrov. 267 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,047 Well, you've got to find him. 268 00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:41,049 He's probably practicing that jig-a-lig somewhere. 269 00:18:41,051 --> 00:18:43,051 I've looked everywhere, sir. 270 00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:45,053 Splendid service, that's all I can say. 271 00:18:45,055 --> 00:18:47,488 Bring the world's leading ballet dancer on board this ship 272 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,791 he disappears out of his stateroom right under your nose. 273 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,294 Well, he might be in someone else's stateroom, sir. 274 00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:56,562 What would he be doing in someone else's stateroom? 275 00:18:56,564 --> 00:18:58,797 That would be entirely up to him, sir. 276 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,142 ¶ Zoom-zoom ¶ 277 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:13,510 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 278 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,711 ¶ zoom-zoom ¶ 279 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:16,112 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 280 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,146 ¶ zoom-zoom ¶ 281 00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:18,380 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 282 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:19,514 ¶ zoom-zoom ¶ 283 00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:20,648 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 284 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:23,183 ¶ ahhhhhhh-ah ¶ 285 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:25,485 ¶ ahhhhhhh-ah ¶ 286 00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,854 ¶ gee-bop, gee-bop gee-bop, gee-bop ¶ 287 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,156 ¶ gee-bop, gee-bop gee-bop, gee-bop ¶ 288 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,290 ¶ wow-wow-wow ¶ 289 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:34,393 ¶ wow-wow-wow- wow, wow-wow ¶ 290 00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:35,727 ¶ wow-wow-wow ¶ 291 00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:37,695 ¶ wow-wow-wow- wow, wow-wow ¶ 292 00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,197 ¶ zoom, zoom ¶ 293 00:19:40,199 --> 00:19:41,464 ¶ zoom, zoom ¶ 294 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:44,266 ¶ the world is in a mess, yes ¶ 295 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,334 ¶ politics, taxes and people grinding axes ¶ 296 00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:48,436 ¶ there's no happiness ¶ 297 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,704 ¶ zoom, zoom zoom, zoom ¶ 298 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,338 ¶ rhythm need your aid ¶ 299 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,139 ¶ future doesn't fret me ¶ 300 00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:57,408 ¶ if I can only get me someone to slap that bass ¶ 301 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,675 ¶ bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ¶ 302 00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:00,543 ¶ happiness is not a riddle ¶ 303 00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:03,178 ¶ when I'm listenin' to that big bass fiddle ¶ 304 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,245 ¶ zoom-zoom ¶ 305 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:05,279 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 306 00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:06,313 ¶ zoom-zoom ¶ 307 00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:07,714 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 308 00:20:07,716 --> 00:20:09,348 ¶ gee-bop, gee-bop gee-bop, gee-bop ¶ 309 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,782 ¶ gee-bop, gee-bop gee-bop, gee-bop ¶ 310 00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,250 ¶ wow-wow-wow ¶ 311 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,151 ¶ wow-wow-wow- wow, wow-wow ¶ 312 00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:17,220 ¶ slap that bass slap it till it's dizzy ¶ 313 00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:19,455 ¶ slap that bass keep the rhythm busy ¶ 314 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,490 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom misery, you got to go ¶ 315 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:23,325 ¶ misery, you got to go ¶ 316 00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,827 ¶ slap that bass use it like a tonic ¶ 317 00:20:25,829 --> 00:20:28,462 ¶ slap that bass keep your philharmonic ¶ 318 00:20:28,464 --> 00:20:29,896 ¶ zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 319 00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:33,332 ¶ and the milk and honey'll flow ¶ 320 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,734 ¶ dictators would be better off if they ¶ 321 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,136 ¶ zoom-zoomed now and then ¶ 322 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:41,539 ¶ today you can see that the happiest men ¶ 323 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,741 ¶ all got rhythm in which case ¶ 324 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,375 ¶ if you wanna bubble ¶ 325 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,743 ¶ slap that bass ¶ 326 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,377 ¶ slap away your trouble ¶ 327 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,611 ¶ learn to zoom-zoom-zoom ¶ 328 00:20:49,613 --> 00:20:50,945 ¶ slap that bass ¶ 329 00:20:50,947 --> 00:20:52,947 ¶ dot-do, dot-do, dot-do-dot-do ¶ 330 00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:55,883 ¶ dot-dot-do, dot-do, dot-do-dot-dot-do ¶ 331 00:24:03,135 --> 00:24:06,469 You aren't really serious about that marriage idea, lin. 332 00:24:06,471 --> 00:24:07,703 No, Arthur? 333 00:24:07,705 --> 00:24:10,205 Well, what about me? 334 00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:12,507 Sorry, but I'm facing real happiness 335 00:24:12,509 --> 00:24:14,509 for the first time in my life. 336 00:24:14,511 --> 00:24:16,544 Yes, and I'm facing bankruptcy... 337 00:24:16,546 --> 00:24:18,579 For the third time in my life. 338 00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,047 Steward, miss. 339 00:24:20,049 --> 00:24:22,816 Oh, come in. I ordered lunch for us. 340 00:24:22,818 --> 00:24:24,818 You can put the table right here. 341 00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:30,890 I guess we won't be having many more of these together. 342 00:24:30,892 --> 00:24:32,892 Lin, I still think you're a sap 343 00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:35,594 to walk out on me just to get married. 344 00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:39,564 No, I'm tired of living the kind of life I've been leading. 345 00:24:39,566 --> 00:24:41,599 Look, lin. I'll give you $10,000 more 346 00:24:41,601 --> 00:24:43,601 than I gave you last year. 347 00:24:43,603 --> 00:24:46,971 Oh, you don't understand. Your kind never does. 348 00:24:46,973 --> 00:24:49,173 Money isn't everything. 349 00:24:49,175 --> 00:24:52,209 But, lin, after all these years together.. 350 00:24:52,211 --> 00:24:55,645 Arthur, I'm tired of being pawed. 351 00:24:57,515 --> 00:25:02,517 I beg your pardon. My compliments, miss. 352 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:04,719 And as for you, sir? 353 00:25:04,721 --> 00:25:06,587 Shame. 354 00:25:15,797 --> 00:25:17,830 You misled me. You tricked me. 355 00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:20,265 You knew that she was going to take this boat. 356 00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:23,101 I'll admit the charge and plead an extenuation of my humor. 357 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:25,736 And where have you been all day? With that woman? 358 00:25:25,738 --> 00:25:29,072 Not that woman, Jeff. The woman. But I wasn't with her. 359 00:25:29,074 --> 00:25:31,107 Furthermore, she hasn't left her room all day. 360 00:25:31,109 --> 00:25:32,274 Darn it. 361 00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:34,276 Probably one of those night prowlers. 362 00:25:34,278 --> 00:25:36,511 She's not going to prowl too near you, 363 00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:38,846 I intend to accompany you all evening. 364 00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:40,848 Good. Maybe she's got a friend. 365 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:41,915 Really? 366 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,101 What's the matter? What are you doing? 367 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,203 What are you weaving about like that for? 368 00:26:05,205 --> 00:26:07,004 Weaving? Yes. 369 00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:09,706 I'm not weaving. It's the boat. 370 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:12,108 You mean, this boat's doing that? 371 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:14,110 Of course. Must be getting choppy out. 372 00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,112 Oh. Oh, of course. 373 00:26:17,615 --> 00:26:20,582 Oh. Oh. 374 00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:22,584 Why, Jeff. What's the matter? 375 00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:26,321 Oh, nothing. Nothing. I'm all right, I think. 376 00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:27,922 I guess. 377 00:26:32,328 --> 00:26:33,727 Oh. Oh? 378 00:26:33,729 --> 00:26:35,061 You look terrible. 379 00:26:35,063 --> 00:26:36,262 Do I? 380 00:26:36,264 --> 00:26:38,264 Why, yes. You're all white. 381 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:40,933 Sort of... Green. Kind of... Yellowish. 382 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,935 Maybe you ought to go to bed. 383 00:26:42,937 --> 00:26:44,269 Maybe, I... no. 384 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,271 Maybe I better get some air. 385 00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,314 Oh... 386 00:27:45,029 --> 00:27:46,895 Do you mind? 387 00:27:46,897 --> 00:27:48,229 Not at all. 388 00:27:58,307 --> 00:28:00,106 Oh... 389 00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:02,274 - What's the matter, old man? - It's the boat. 390 00:28:02,276 --> 00:28:04,342 The whole boat is weaving. 391 00:28:15,187 --> 00:28:17,187 There. Is that better? 392 00:28:17,189 --> 00:28:20,056 I don't know, really. I don't know. 393 00:28:20,058 --> 00:28:23,292 Straight lemon juice, please. I wouldn't drink that. 394 00:28:23,294 --> 00:28:25,427 No? It'll make you seasick. 395 00:28:25,429 --> 00:28:27,429 What this gentleman needs is champagne. 396 00:28:27,431 --> 00:28:29,431 Champagne? No, no. I've never touched champagne. 397 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:31,332 I refuse to touch it. 398 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,334 Well, you can watch me, then. 399 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:35,336 Keep them coming. Yes, sir. 400 00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:36,370 Nothing. 401 00:28:39,742 --> 00:28:42,676 Tell me the truth. Do I look bad to you? 402 00:28:42,678 --> 00:28:44,678 Well, to tell you the truth, 403 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,380 I don't know you well enough to tell you the truth. 404 00:28:47,382 --> 00:28:48,414 Oh. 405 00:30:57,111 --> 00:31:00,112 Miss, uh... Miss keene. 406 00:31:00,114 --> 00:31:02,214 You remember the night we met in Paris? 407 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,882 Yes, I remember. 408 00:31:04,884 --> 00:31:06,216 Otschi tschornyije! 409 00:31:07,986 --> 00:31:11,454 No, wait a minute, please. I want to explain, you see.. 410 00:31:11,456 --> 00:31:13,456 I once saw a photograph of you, 411 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:17,126 I decided right then and there that I simply had to meet you. 412 00:31:17,128 --> 00:31:19,328 And I tried every way, 413 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:21,563 but nobody in Paris seemed to know you, and... 414 00:31:21,565 --> 00:31:24,132 Everybody in Paris knows Linda keene. 415 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,933 Everybody worth knowing. 416 00:31:27,436 --> 00:31:29,135 Uh, of course. 417 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,938 But, uh, I just don't seem to know the right people.. 418 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,606 Yet. 419 00:31:34,608 --> 00:31:37,475 Couldn't you do something about that right now? 420 00:31:37,477 --> 00:31:39,910 As one yankee to another? 421 00:31:42,047 --> 00:31:43,613 I'm from the South. 422 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:48,416 Maybe you all's from the north. 423 00:31:48,418 --> 00:31:49,550 Arf! 424 00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:54,154 Funny, dogs have an instinct for the right people. 425 00:31:57,425 --> 00:31:59,425 How do you like that? 426 00:31:59,427 --> 00:32:01,093 Woof. 427 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:17,140 Marvelous, how you can do it with so many at one time. 428 00:32:20,311 --> 00:32:22,311 Let's drink to that. 429 00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:24,946 Steward. Another bottle of this lemon. 430 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:31,018 He's gone to bed. Must be late. 431 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,519 What time is it? 432 00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:41,327 What does your watch say? 433 00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:50,401 It says, "tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.." 434 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:59,041 Jeffrey! Hey, Jeffrey. 435 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:01,043 Hello, hello, hello. 436 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,278 Good morning, good morning, good morning. 437 00:33:07,217 --> 00:33:08,950 Well... 438 00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:10,952 What's the matter? You lose something? 439 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:18,358 I got great news for you, old man. 440 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,360 You're not going to be seasick. 441 00:33:22,097 --> 00:33:24,530 The captain just told me this will continue to be 442 00:33:24,532 --> 00:33:26,532 the smoothest trip in 10 years. 443 00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:28,000 Oh... 444 00:33:28,002 --> 00:33:30,035 Don't see why you have a big head. 445 00:33:30,037 --> 00:33:32,670 You only had one glass. Yes, but you kept filling it. 446 00:33:32,672 --> 00:33:34,004 Your breakfast, sir. 447 00:33:34,006 --> 00:33:36,006 What'll I do? What'll I do? 448 00:33:36,008 --> 00:33:38,541 Before you do anything, you'd better put that breakfast away. 449 00:33:54,390 --> 00:33:56,423 That'll save me an extra trip. 450 00:35:25,812 --> 00:35:27,144 Arf! 451 00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:32,481 Walter, come here, darling. 452 00:35:32,483 --> 00:35:34,483 What happened? 453 00:35:34,485 --> 00:35:36,485 You've ruined your sweater. 454 00:35:36,487 --> 00:35:38,487 Now I'll have to fix it. 455 00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:50,730 Isn't it wonderful being here tonight like this? 456 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:53,332 Still on the same boat together. 457 00:35:53,334 --> 00:35:56,201 Oh, I seldom change boats in mid-ocean. 458 00:35:56,203 --> 00:35:58,203 I mean, look how lucky I am. 459 00:35:58,205 --> 00:36:01,739 First time I find myself on a boat with somebody like you, 460 00:36:01,741 --> 00:36:03,741 it turns out to be... You. 461 00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:08,111 ¶ At any gambling casino ¶ 462 00:36:08,113 --> 00:36:10,713 ¶ from monte Carlo to Reno ¶ 463 00:36:10,715 --> 00:36:13,415 ¶ they tell you that a beginner ¶ 464 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:16,418 ¶ comes out a winner ¶ 465 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:18,720 ¶ beginner fishing for flounder ¶ 466 00:36:18,722 --> 00:36:22,123 ¶ will catch a 17-pounder ¶ 467 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:24,859 ¶ that's what I've always heard ¶ 468 00:36:24,861 --> 00:36:26,861 ¶ and always thought absurd ¶ 469 00:36:26,863 --> 00:36:28,696 ¶ but now ¶ 470 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:31,098 ¶ I believe every word ¶ 471 00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:35,768 ¶ for I've got beginner's luck ¶ 472 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:38,203 ¶ the first time that I'm in love ¶ 473 00:36:38,205 --> 00:36:40,738 ¶ I'm in love with you ¶ 474 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,740 ¶ gosh, I'm lucky ¶ 475 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,375 ¶ I've got beginner's luck ¶ 476 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:47,443 ¶ there never was such a smile ¶ 477 00:36:47,445 --> 00:36:50,112 ¶ or such eyes of blue ¶ 478 00:36:50,114 --> 00:36:52,114 ¶ gosh, I'm fortunate ¶ 479 00:36:52,116 --> 00:36:54,749 ¶ this thing we've begun ¶ 480 00:36:54,751 --> 00:36:57,651 ¶ is much more than a pastime ¶ 481 00:36:57,653 --> 00:37:00,253 ¶ for this time is the one ¶ 482 00:37:00,255 --> 00:37:03,789 ¶ where the first time is the last time ¶ 483 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,691 ¶ I've got beginner's luck ¶ 484 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:08,759 ¶ lucky through and through ¶ 485 00:37:08,761 --> 00:37:11,394 ¶ 'cause the first time that I'm in love ¶ 486 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,396 ¶ I'm in love with you ¶ 487 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:25,407 Bellows. Listen to this. 488 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:29,511 "Lady tarrington left this morning 489 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,013 "on the s.S. Marseilles for a trip to America 490 00:37:32,015 --> 00:37:34,882 "to visit her friends, Mr. and Mrs. Petrov, 491 00:37:34,884 --> 00:37:37,751 "who are aboard the s.S. Queen Anne. 492 00:37:37,753 --> 00:37:40,386 "Upon further questioning, it was learned 493 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:43,355 "that the petrovs have been married for some time, 494 00:37:43,357 --> 00:37:45,357 "their marriage not having heretofore 495 00:37:45,359 --> 00:37:47,392 been disclosed for professional reasons." 496 00:37:47,394 --> 00:37:50,728 Ha ha. That is news for your morning bulletin. 497 00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:52,730 That must be the musical comedy star 498 00:37:52,732 --> 00:37:55,566 he's with so much... Linda keene. 499 00:37:55,568 --> 00:37:57,568 By George, you're right. 500 00:37:57,570 --> 00:37:59,736 Sparks just told me that ballet dancer 501 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:02,305 Petrov is secretly married. 502 00:38:02,307 --> 00:38:04,307 I'll wager it's to that American dancer. 503 00:38:04,309 --> 00:38:05,441 Right-o. 504 00:38:06,477 --> 00:38:08,477 Will that be all, miss Linda? 505 00:38:08,479 --> 00:38:10,545 Yes, thank you, tai. 506 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,885 And he's been secretly married to Linda keene for some time. 507 00:38:17,887 --> 00:38:20,387 They're a lovely-looking couple, don't you think? 508 00:38:20,389 --> 00:38:21,721 Oh. Shh. 509 00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:38,769 How do you do? Good evening. 510 00:38:41,073 --> 00:38:44,540 That's what I like about boats. Everyone's so friendly. 511 00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:48,376 A toast. 512 00:38:48,378 --> 00:38:50,411 ¶ For he's a jolly good fellow ¶ 513 00:38:50,413 --> 00:38:52,646 ¶ for he's a jolly good fellow ¶ 514 00:38:52,648 --> 00:38:55,982 ¶ for he's a jolly good fellow ¶ 515 00:38:55,984 --> 00:38:58,684 ¶ which nobody can deny ¶ 516 00:39:01,855 --> 00:39:04,655 Petrov! Petrov! 517 00:39:04,657 --> 00:39:05,889 Petrov! 518 00:39:05,891 --> 00:39:08,691 Petrov, wake up. Wake up, Petrov. 519 00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:10,592 We're going to have a baby. 520 00:39:10,594 --> 00:39:11,659 What? 521 00:39:11,661 --> 00:39:13,661 Why didn't you tell me? 522 00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:15,663 What are you talking about? 523 00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:18,098 The ship's bulletin. It says you've been married for years 524 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:21,101 to Linda keene, and the editor announces, quote, 525 00:39:21,103 --> 00:39:23,670 "it is rumored that a blessed event is imminent." 526 00:39:23,672 --> 00:39:25,605 Unquote. 527 00:39:25,607 --> 00:39:28,474 Why did this have to happen to me? 528 00:39:28,476 --> 00:39:30,542 To you? It hasn't even happened to me. 529 00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:34,345 "Lady tarrington..." 530 00:39:34,347 --> 00:39:36,046 Uh-oh. 531 00:39:36,048 --> 00:39:38,715 Do you realize that you're the father of my child? 532 00:39:38,717 --> 00:39:40,383 Of course... 533 00:39:40,385 --> 00:39:42,385 that's ridiculous. That's impossible. 534 00:39:42,387 --> 00:39:44,620 It's very simple. You told Denise I was married, 535 00:39:44,622 --> 00:39:47,856 somebody selected a wife, and now I'm going to be a father. 536 00:39:47,858 --> 00:39:50,692 Oh, well, isn't that cute? Cute? It's a miracle. 537 00:39:50,694 --> 00:39:53,127 Warned you association with that woman would get you trouble. 538 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:56,797 I warned you I was gonna fall in love with her, and I have. 539 00:39:56,799 --> 00:39:59,032 All your fault. Go and explain it to her. 540 00:39:59,034 --> 00:40:00,666 I'll do nothing of the kind. 541 00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:02,901 If you want me to dance at the metropolitan, 542 00:40:02,903 --> 00:40:04,736 you go to Linda and clear this. 543 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,938 Oh. Well, in that case, perhaps I'd better. 544 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:08,472 I'll take care of this. 545 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:16,880 Operator. Operator! Get me Mr. Petrov. 546 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,882 What? Don't you dare congratulate me. 547 00:40:23,086 --> 00:40:24,618 Come in. 548 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:30,723 I've come to tell you, that we will not tolerate 549 00:40:30,725 --> 00:40:32,558 your insinuations. 550 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,560 Stay where you are.. 551 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:36,895 While I compose myself. 552 00:40:38,632 --> 00:40:40,632 I suppose you and that toe-dancer 553 00:40:40,634 --> 00:40:43,101 think this whole thing's a good joke? 554 00:40:43,103 --> 00:40:46,571 Well, it wasn't altogether the toe-danc... Mr. Petrov's fault. 555 00:40:46,573 --> 00:40:48,105 Oh, it wasn't? 556 00:40:48,107 --> 00:40:51,441 A man in Petrov's position is besieged by women. 557 00:40:51,443 --> 00:40:53,409 Oh, naturally. 558 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:55,878 And there was one persistent wretch who, well... 559 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,947 To get rid of her, he said he was married to you. 560 00:40:58,949 --> 00:41:00,481 To get rid of her? 561 00:41:00,483 --> 00:41:02,483 Exactly. He had to choose somebody, 562 00:41:02,485 --> 00:41:05,419 and he felt that a person like you wouldn't mind. 563 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,789 So, he used me to... exactly. 564 00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:10,790 See? It wasn't altogether a joke. 565 00:41:14,128 --> 00:41:16,128 Good morning, little mother. 566 00:41:32,646 --> 00:41:34,178 Good morning. 567 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,780 I want to book passage on that mail plane. 568 00:41:36,782 --> 00:41:39,883 I'm sorry, but that's against government regulations. 569 00:41:39,885 --> 00:41:42,719 I must leave the ship. It's absolutely urgent that I leave. 570 00:41:42,721 --> 00:41:48,157 Ohh. Well, I understand. But it is a little irregular. 571 00:41:48,159 --> 00:41:51,493 Well, I'm quite sure the government would understand. 572 00:41:51,495 --> 00:41:54,996 Well, perhaps under the existing circumstances, madam... 573 00:41:54,998 --> 00:41:56,864 not madam, miss! 574 00:42:14,016 --> 00:42:16,149 Where's Linda? 575 00:42:16,151 --> 00:42:19,218 Oh, pardon me. Take a good look. 576 00:42:34,734 --> 00:42:36,734 Gosh, and I could have explained everything. 577 00:42:36,736 --> 00:42:39,169 You couldn't have explained her embarrassment and humiliation. 578 00:42:39,171 --> 00:42:40,803 Thanks. 579 00:42:40,805 --> 00:42:42,805 Now she's gonna get married. 580 00:42:42,807 --> 00:42:45,207 Married? Yes. 581 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:48,076 Married to a park Avenue cluck with the longest yacht 582 00:42:48,078 --> 00:42:50,078 and the shortest chin ever christened. 583 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,612 You've driven her to that. 584 00:42:51,614 --> 00:42:53,180 Me? I didn't do anything. 585 00:42:53,182 --> 00:42:55,048 Told somebody you were married to her 586 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,949 to get rid of another dame. 587 00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:58,817 Only used her, that's all. 588 00:42:58,819 --> 00:43:00,151 Who said so? 589 00:43:00,153 --> 00:43:02,286 Your impresario, Mr. baird. 590 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,987 Oh, he did? 591 00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:10,593 Excuse me, gentlemen, in a few moments the fire bell will ring, 592 00:43:10,595 --> 00:43:13,062 but there's no need to pay any attention to it. 593 00:43:13,064 --> 00:43:15,064 Fire drill for ship's crew. Right. 594 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:17,232 He's probably in here. 595 00:43:17,234 --> 00:43:20,969 Did you tell miss keene I used her to get rid of another woman? 596 00:43:20,971 --> 00:43:23,805 Yes, and one of these days you'll thank me for it. 597 00:43:23,807 --> 00:43:26,874 Thank you? Why, I didn't need you to explain it to her... 598 00:43:26,876 --> 00:43:29,309 what is the matter with you? Haven't you any responsibility 599 00:43:29,311 --> 00:43:31,244 for your art, your company? 600 00:43:31,246 --> 00:43:33,679 Because of your lies, the best musical comedy star 601 00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:34,946 is quitting show business! 602 00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:36,547 Oh? That's no loss. 603 00:43:36,549 --> 00:43:38,982 It would be a loss if Petrov were mixed up 604 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,250 with that cheap vaudeville. But I've scotched all that, 605 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,784 and I'm proud of it. 606 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,552 You've scotched it alright. 607 00:43:45,922 --> 00:43:48,622 This boat is getting terrible. What is that noise? 608 00:43:48,624 --> 00:43:50,857 Oh, it's a fire. The boat's on fire. 609 00:43:50,859 --> 00:43:53,159 Oh, is it? Well, I... this boat? 610 00:43:54,829 --> 00:43:57,262 Aah! Of course! Yes! What are we gonna do? 611 00:43:57,264 --> 00:43:58,730 Nothing. Nothing? 612 00:43:58,732 --> 00:44:00,732 Stay where you are. Don't move. 613 00:44:00,734 --> 00:44:03,935 Don't move, but hurry! My word! Dear! 614 00:44:03,937 --> 00:44:05,903 Get into this. I'll sue the company. 615 00:44:05,905 --> 00:44:08,138 If we get out alive. I'll sue them anyway! 616 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:10,773 Take this thermos. We may be stranded on an island. 617 00:44:10,775 --> 00:44:12,274 We'll need this for cold nights. 618 00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:14,309 I feel the flames. Getting nearer and nearer! 619 00:44:14,311 --> 00:44:16,311 Alright, now. Let's keep our heads. 620 00:44:16,313 --> 00:44:18,780 What else do we need? Hats! Of course! Hats! 621 00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:20,782 We don't want head colds. 622 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,817 Gentlemen always dress, even on a tropical island. 623 00:44:22,819 --> 00:44:24,852 Oh, and this basket of fruit to eat. 624 00:44:24,854 --> 00:44:26,887 I'll pick up a few blankets. No, wait. 625 00:44:26,889 --> 00:44:29,356 A clock. The clock. So I'll know when it's bedtime. 626 00:44:29,358 --> 00:44:31,324 Oh, Petrov. They've lowered our boat. 627 00:44:31,326 --> 00:44:34,593 Take this. We may be on that island for quite a while, 628 00:44:34,595 --> 00:44:36,628 and time will hang heavy on our hands. 629 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:39,864 Vary it with a little golf. Go ahead, boat station 4. 630 00:44:39,866 --> 00:44:41,699 Station 4? We got everything? 631 00:44:41,701 --> 00:44:43,701 Everything. Come on, fellas! 632 00:44:43,703 --> 00:44:46,036 Don't forget the blankets! And don't get excited. 633 00:44:46,038 --> 00:44:50,339 Just follow me, follow me. Come on. There! Oh! Yes! 634 00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:55,344 Come on, Petrov! Hurry up. 635 00:44:55,346 --> 00:44:57,346 I'm all right. Don't get excited. 636 00:44:57,348 --> 00:45:00,615 Don't get excited, anybody. Everybody keep calm, calm. 637 00:45:00,617 --> 00:45:03,217 My boat's number 4. My boat's number 4. 638 00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:04,952 Number 4! 4! 639 00:45:04,954 --> 00:45:07,087 Alright, I'm here! Bring it down! 640 00:45:07,089 --> 00:45:09,889 Let it down! What are you waiting for?! 641 00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:01,906 Miss keene? She's back already? 642 00:46:01,908 --> 00:46:03,841 Oh, goody, goody. 643 00:46:03,843 --> 00:46:06,443 Miss keene's back. Give me her key, will you please? 644 00:46:06,445 --> 00:46:08,445 Thank you very much. 645 00:46:12,918 --> 00:46:15,351 Welcome home. I'm so happy to see you back. 646 00:46:15,353 --> 00:46:17,119 Thank you, Cecil. 647 00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:21,923 You're in sooner than expected. You... ahem... are you alone? 648 00:46:21,925 --> 00:46:23,090 Certainly. 649 00:46:23,092 --> 00:46:25,425 And who else would be with me? 650 00:46:25,427 --> 00:46:27,427 Oh, you are a one, miss, 651 00:46:27,429 --> 00:46:29,429 keeping it a secret so long. 652 00:46:29,431 --> 00:46:31,831 There is no secret. No, not now. 653 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,299 There never was. 654 00:46:33,301 --> 00:46:36,468 Oh, very well, miss. I know professional people. 655 00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:40,004 You'll find me the very soul of discretion. 656 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:42,006 Oh, yes, indeed. 657 00:46:47,713 --> 00:46:50,913 Just a moment, please. I've got a surprise for you. 658 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:55,750 Voila. 659 00:47:49,337 --> 00:47:51,337 Jim! I'm so glad to see you. 660 00:47:51,339 --> 00:47:53,372 I received your cable, Linda. 661 00:47:53,374 --> 00:47:56,808 You're looking very well, considering.. 662 00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:58,876 Oh, well, you look grand, too, Jim. 663 00:47:58,878 --> 00:48:02,145 Thanks, I'm lucky that way. Nothing shows in my face. 664 00:48:03,515 --> 00:48:05,781 But why didn't you tell me, Linda? 665 00:48:05,783 --> 00:48:09,185 Tell you? Well, there's nothing to tell. 666 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:11,353 Then somebody's wrong. 667 00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:12,887 Oh, that. 668 00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:14,955 A lot of false, malicious gossip. 669 00:48:20,361 --> 00:48:23,295 Petrov? On his way up? Splendid. 670 00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:32,170 Cecil flintridge. 671 00:48:32,172 --> 00:48:34,272 Oh, no, no, no, no. Jeffrey baird. 672 00:48:34,274 --> 00:48:38,242 I beg your pardon. Cecil flintridge. 673 00:48:38,244 --> 00:48:41,612 I beg your pardon. Jeffrey baird. 674 00:48:41,614 --> 00:48:44,548 No! Cecil flintridge. 675 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:46,616 I don't like to disillusion you, old man, 676 00:48:46,618 --> 00:48:48,618 but I am Jeffrey baird, Petrov's manager. 677 00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:51,120 And I am Cecil flintridge. 678 00:48:51,122 --> 00:48:53,122 You mean you are Cecil flintridge? 679 00:48:53,124 --> 00:48:55,357 Yes, that's what I mean. Well, what of it? 680 00:48:55,359 --> 00:48:56,925 What? 681 00:48:56,927 --> 00:48:59,027 Cecil! Of the hotel! Yes, of the hotel. 682 00:48:59,029 --> 00:49:01,029 Of course, well, how are you? 683 00:49:01,031 --> 00:49:03,264 Well, how are you? How do you do, indeed. 684 00:49:03,266 --> 00:49:05,266 You know, I've been at great pains 685 00:49:05,268 --> 00:49:07,268 to make you and Mr. Petrov comfortable. 686 00:49:07,270 --> 00:49:10,337 That's very kind of you. I thought as much. 687 00:49:10,339 --> 00:49:13,606 Your suite is right next to Mrs. Or shall I say miss keene's. 688 00:49:13,608 --> 00:49:18,076 Miss kee... what?! Oh, no! Oh, you blundering... blunderer! 689 00:49:21,214 --> 00:49:24,248 Petrov? Petrov? Petrov? 690 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:27,984 Petrov. Do you know where we are? 691 00:49:27,986 --> 00:49:30,086 Wait a minute, don't tell me. 692 00:49:30,088 --> 00:49:31,554 New York. 693 00:49:31,556 --> 00:49:34,189 Yes... no. We are right next to Linda keene. 694 00:49:34,191 --> 00:49:35,290 Good. 695 00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:36,991 That's what I thought. 696 00:49:36,993 --> 00:49:39,493 Nobody's interested in what you think... If you do. 697 00:49:39,495 --> 00:49:41,528 I'm only trying to do my best, sir. 698 00:49:41,530 --> 00:49:44,998 Do your next best and move us to another part of this hotel. 699 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Why shouldn't married people have adjoining suites? 700 00:49:47,002 --> 00:49:49,035 Because they're not married. 701 00:49:49,037 --> 00:49:51,270 Not married? 702 00:49:51,272 --> 00:49:52,504 Oh! 703 00:50:10,689 --> 00:50:11,688 Arthur. 704 00:50:11,689 --> 00:50:12,688 Linda, I've only kept the roof open 705 00:50:12,691 --> 00:50:14,691 in the hope you'd come back. 706 00:50:14,693 --> 00:50:18,027 Since you left I haven't had one revue there. 707 00:50:18,029 --> 00:50:20,396 I couldn't find a big enough name. 708 00:50:20,398 --> 00:50:22,564 Oh, Arthur. I'm not that good. 709 00:50:22,566 --> 00:50:25,700 You're right, Linda. You're not. 710 00:50:25,702 --> 00:50:27,702 Seriously, the crowds who haven't been 711 00:50:27,704 --> 00:50:30,471 on the roof since you left think you are. 712 00:50:30,473 --> 00:50:33,006 Oh, Arthur, I forgot to tell you something. 713 00:50:33,008 --> 00:50:34,340 What, lin? 714 00:50:34,342 --> 00:50:36,408 I'm going to be married... To Jim Montgomery. 715 00:50:38,712 --> 00:50:40,712 Well, I guess I'm licked. 716 00:50:40,714 --> 00:50:43,147 If you have your mind made up that definitely, 717 00:50:43,149 --> 00:50:46,083 there's nothing more I can say to influence you. 718 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,084 No, I'm afraid there's not. 719 00:50:50,655 --> 00:50:52,655 Except to wish me luck. 720 00:50:52,657 --> 00:50:54,556 You know I do, lin. 721 00:50:54,558 --> 00:50:56,558 All the best, the very best. 722 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,293 Thank you, Arthur. 723 00:50:58,295 --> 00:51:00,728 There's just one thing I insist on doing for you. 724 00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:02,229 What's that? 725 00:51:02,231 --> 00:51:04,431 Give you and Jim a farewell dinner. 726 00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,499 Tonight. On the roof. 727 00:51:06,501 --> 00:51:08,501 Oh, we'd love it. 728 00:51:08,503 --> 00:51:11,237 It's so nice of you to think of Jim. 729 00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,239 I think of him constantly. 730 00:51:34,627 --> 00:51:37,294 We've had our dinner. What are we doing up here? 731 00:51:37,296 --> 00:51:39,296 You'll find out when I do. 732 00:51:39,298 --> 00:51:40,697 Petrov. 733 00:51:40,699 --> 00:51:42,565 Yes, Mr. Petrov. Mr. Miller's expecting you. 734 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:44,099 This way, please. 735 00:52:21,504 --> 00:52:23,504 Take this to Evans. Yes, sir. 736 00:52:45,792 --> 00:52:47,825 Thanks, Arthur. Thank you, Arthur. 737 00:53:29,531 --> 00:53:30,897 ¶ The odds ¶ 738 00:53:30,899 --> 00:53:34,834 ¶ were a hundred to one against me ¶ 739 00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:36,569 ¶ the world ¶ 740 00:53:36,571 --> 00:53:40,506 ¶ thought the heights were too high to climb ¶ 741 00:53:40,508 --> 00:53:46,178 ¶ but people from Missouri never incensed me ¶ 742 00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:48,914 ¶ oh, I wasn't a bit concerned ¶ 743 00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:51,449 ¶ for from history I had learned ¶ 744 00:53:51,451 --> 00:53:54,385 ¶ how many, many times the worm ¶ 745 00:53:54,387 --> 00:53:57,688 ¶ had turned ¶ 746 00:53:57,690 --> 00:53:59,890 ¶ they all laughed at Christopher Columbus ¶ 747 00:53:59,892 --> 00:54:03,260 ¶ when he said the world was round ¶ 748 00:54:03,262 --> 00:54:06,396 ¶ they all laughed when Edison recorded sound ¶ 749 00:54:08,366 --> 00:54:10,833 ¶ they all laughed at wilbur and his brother ¶ 750 00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:13,468 ¶ when they said that man could fly ¶ 751 00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:16,504 ¶ they told marconi wireless was a phony ¶ 752 00:54:16,506 --> 00:54:19,773 ¶ it's the same old cry, they laughed at me ¶ 753 00:54:19,775 --> 00:54:21,341 ¶ wanting you ¶ 754 00:54:21,343 --> 00:54:24,210 ¶ said I was reaching for the moon ¶ 755 00:54:24,212 --> 00:54:26,912 ¶ but, oh, you came through ¶ 756 00:54:26,914 --> 00:54:30,415 ¶ now they'll have to change their tune ¶ 757 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:33,251 ¶ they all said we never would be happy ¶ 758 00:54:33,253 --> 00:54:35,553 ¶ darling, let's take a bow ¶ 759 00:54:35,555 --> 00:54:36,987 ¶ but ho ho ho ¶ 760 00:54:36,989 --> 00:54:40,623 ¶ who's got the last laugh now? ¶ 761 00:55:00,410 --> 00:55:02,410 And now miss keene has graciously consented 762 00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:04,445 to dance for us. 763 00:55:04,447 --> 00:55:06,513 But, uh, not alone. 764 00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:08,948 Those of you who have never seen her famous partner 765 00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:11,283 have at least heard of him... 766 00:55:11,285 --> 00:55:13,785 Quite a bit lately. Petrov! 767 00:56:03,001 --> 00:56:05,001 What am I supposed to do? 768 00:56:05,003 --> 00:56:06,369 Tweest. 769 00:59:32,707 --> 00:59:34,940 I've got to keep that marriage story alive, Charlie. 770 00:59:34,942 --> 00:59:37,809 It's the only way I can stop lin from marrying Montgomery. 771 00:59:37,811 --> 00:59:39,844 Then you'll have to get a new angle. 772 00:59:39,846 --> 00:59:41,879 The newspapers are cold on this secret marriage. 773 00:59:41,881 --> 00:59:43,680 It's too secret. 774 00:59:43,682 --> 00:59:46,582 They've told boys to lay off unless you can furnish proof. 775 00:59:46,584 --> 00:59:48,584 I can only hang onto this combination, 776 00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:50,686 public would climb the side of a building 777 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:53,955 to see lin and Petrov dance together. Got to do something. 778 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:56,590 Yeah, furnish the proof that they're married. 779 00:59:56,592 --> 00:59:58,592 That ought to be easy. 780 00:59:58,594 --> 01:00:01,728 I have an idea that's so dastardly, it's beautiful. 781 01:00:01,730 --> 01:00:03,730 You remember the dream idea 782 01:00:03,732 --> 01:00:05,798 that sculptor sold us on for lin? 783 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,267 The one we spent 5 grand on and never used. 784 01:00:08,269 --> 01:00:11,203 Yeah. Here's where we're gonna collect on it. 785 01:00:11,205 --> 01:00:13,538 Lin never saw that model, did she? 786 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:15,206 Not that I know of. 787 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:17,208 It breaks my heart to do this, 788 01:00:17,210 --> 01:00:20,077 but with a few slight changes, I'll turn that dream stuff 789 01:00:20,079 --> 01:00:22,946 into a nightmare that'll make history. 790 01:00:22,948 --> 01:00:25,848 Poor lin. Ha ha ha. Look. 791 01:01:47,831 --> 01:01:50,998 ¶ They all said we never would be happy ¶ 792 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,134 ¶ they laughed at us, and how ¶ 793 01:01:54,136 --> 01:01:56,336 ¶ but ho ho ho ¶ 794 01:01:56,338 --> 01:02:00,373 ¶ who had the last laugh now? ¶ 795 01:02:25,297 --> 01:02:28,031 Good morning, tai. Good morning, miss Linda. 796 01:02:50,453 --> 01:02:53,720 Have you no shame? How can you look yourself in the face? 797 01:02:53,722 --> 01:02:55,088 But I... 798 01:02:55,090 --> 01:02:57,323 Here I emphatically deny your marriage to the boys, 799 01:02:57,325 --> 01:03:01,427 they flash these pictures on me. Oh, the humiliation of it. 800 01:03:01,429 --> 01:03:03,462 Lin, I never thought you'd double cross me. 801 01:03:03,464 --> 01:03:05,430 Double cross you?! I didn't pose for those! 802 01:03:05,432 --> 01:03:07,932 I suppose that's an old tintype of your grandmother! 803 01:03:07,934 --> 01:03:10,000 Well, it could be! It's certainly not me! 804 01:03:10,002 --> 01:03:11,901 Linda, I've trusted you. 805 01:03:11,903 --> 01:03:13,903 I've done everything I could think of! 806 01:03:13,905 --> 01:03:16,138 Didn't I even bless your proposed union with Jim? 807 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:18,373 What a way to treat me, your best friend. 808 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:21,242 Don't go, Arthur. You're the only one who can help me. 809 01:03:21,244 --> 01:03:23,277 I've done everything I could. You've got to! 810 01:03:23,279 --> 01:03:25,145 Not anymore. You must, Arthur! 811 01:03:25,147 --> 01:03:27,981 I'll sue the paper. Get to the bottom of these pictures! 812 01:03:27,983 --> 01:03:31,050 You mustn't get involved. I can't let you down in this. 813 01:03:31,052 --> 01:03:33,052 I'll handle the whole thing. 814 01:03:33,054 --> 01:03:35,454 Thank you, Arthur. I knew you'd stand by me. 815 01:03:41,862 --> 01:03:43,361 Get me Mr. Petrov! 816 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:50,166 Hello? 817 01:03:52,336 --> 01:03:53,868 Oh, it's you. 818 01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:55,202 Good morning. 819 01:03:56,738 --> 01:03:58,204 How? 820 01:03:58,206 --> 01:03:59,838 What? 821 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,840 Why, no, I haven't. 822 01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:03,174 The papers? 823 01:04:04,110 --> 01:04:06,143 I'll be right over. 824 01:04:17,522 --> 01:04:19,121 Jeffrey! 825 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:21,123 Oh, Jeffrey! What is the matter, Petrov? 826 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,792 When you shout like that, you frighten me, old fellow. 827 01:04:23,794 --> 01:04:25,794 Take a look at this, old fellow. 828 01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:37,906 Oh, I read the paper this morning, Mr. Petrov. 829 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:40,275 You won't have to run through the hallway anymore. 830 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:42,277 Compliments of the management. 831 01:04:47,116 --> 01:04:48,448 Cad. 832 01:05:01,328 --> 01:05:04,195 I suppose you're going to say this is Jeffrey's fault! 833 01:05:04,197 --> 01:05:07,097 I suppose you're going to say this isn't you. 834 01:05:07,099 --> 01:05:10,599 I can't, very well. Neither can you, can you? 835 01:05:12,269 --> 01:05:13,301 No. 836 01:05:14,637 --> 01:05:16,470 You, um.. 837 01:05:16,472 --> 01:05:19,439 You don't by any chance walk in your sleep, do you? 838 01:05:19,441 --> 01:05:21,207 What... 839 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,476 how can you say such a thing?! 840 01:05:24,478 --> 01:05:26,978 Well, it's... it's my bed, and I'm asleep. 841 01:05:28,481 --> 01:05:29,480 Well... 842 01:05:40,256 --> 01:05:42,189 Hello! What? 843 01:05:42,191 --> 01:05:44,191 You want a statement! 844 01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:46,660 Well, let me tell you. If you think... 845 01:05:46,662 --> 01:05:51,097 wait a minute. Better not say that. It might be libel. 846 01:05:51,099 --> 01:05:53,599 Let me talk. Maybe I can put it more gently. 847 01:05:57,104 --> 01:06:00,105 Hello? Who is this, please? 848 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:02,707 Oh, the editor. 849 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,945 You and that cheap outfit that published those pictures... 850 01:06:07,947 --> 01:06:11,982 I know, but... But wait a minute. I'm talking! 851 01:06:11,984 --> 01:06:13,316 What? 852 01:06:14,986 --> 01:06:16,085 Oh. 853 01:06:19,389 --> 01:06:20,654 Oh. 854 01:06:22,591 --> 01:06:24,223 Oh. 855 01:06:26,527 --> 01:06:27,559 Oh. 856 01:06:29,462 --> 01:06:31,495 Oh... Oh, Jim. 857 01:06:36,068 --> 01:06:38,468 Jim, wh-why didn't you phone? 858 01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:40,470 I...I would have been dressed. 859 01:06:40,472 --> 01:06:43,439 I suppose you've seen the morning paper? 860 01:06:43,441 --> 01:06:45,474 Oh, that. Lies, ridiculous lies. 861 01:06:45,476 --> 01:06:48,510 I let you talk your way out of that other picture, 862 01:06:48,512 --> 01:06:51,346 but that's no joke sitting on that bed. It's you. 863 01:06:51,348 --> 01:06:54,082 Me? That's not me! 864 01:06:54,084 --> 01:06:57,018 Do you think I'd be caught dead in that cheap negligee? 865 01:06:57,020 --> 01:06:58,519 That's irrelevant. 866 01:06:58,521 --> 01:07:01,088 In the picture I'm looking at, there's no corpse. 867 01:07:13,168 --> 01:07:15,168 Eh... Good morning. 868 01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:17,370 Uh... Good morning. 869 01:07:19,340 --> 01:07:22,741 Uh... Jim, this is Mr. Petrov. 870 01:07:22,743 --> 01:07:25,410 Mr. Petrov, this is Jim... 871 01:07:25,412 --> 01:07:28,279 Jim Montgomery, my fiancé. 872 01:07:28,281 --> 01:07:31,615 You've heard of Mr. Petrov, haven't you, dear? 873 01:07:31,617 --> 01:07:34,584 Yes. Isn't he the man you were telling me about? 874 01:07:34,586 --> 01:07:37,286 Yes. He's the one. 875 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,622 Yes, I'm the one. 876 01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:44,525 Uh... I'm glad to see you, 877 01:07:44,527 --> 01:07:46,426 Mr. Montgomery. 878 01:07:46,428 --> 01:07:49,128 Oh, Linda, the editor said he'd be very happy 879 01:07:49,130 --> 01:07:52,464 to retract his statement, but how about those pictures? 880 01:07:52,466 --> 01:07:56,100 Yes. As I was saying, how about those pictures? 881 01:07:56,102 --> 01:07:59,403 Oh, yes. How about those pictures? 882 01:07:59,405 --> 01:08:02,072 Now, Linda, I don't want to upset you or anything, 883 01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,307 but don't you think this is a poor time 884 01:08:04,309 --> 01:08:07,243 to announce our engagement? I mean, couldn't we wait 885 01:08:07,245 --> 01:08:10,479 until things get a little more straightened out? 886 01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:13,548 Oh, yes, Jim, of course. It's only fair to you. 887 01:08:20,489 --> 01:08:22,622 Glad to have met you, Mr. Petrov. 888 01:08:22,624 --> 01:08:24,657 Me too, Mr. Montgomery. 889 01:08:28,162 --> 01:08:29,494 Charming chap. 890 01:08:32,198 --> 01:08:35,132 Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Linda, we... we'll manage this somehow. 891 01:08:35,134 --> 01:08:36,566 But how? 892 01:08:36,568 --> 01:08:39,435 Mr. Petrov lobby's simply bursting with reporters. 893 01:08:39,437 --> 01:08:42,171 They're on their way up. What shall I do? 894 01:08:42,173 --> 01:08:43,472 Stall them off. 895 01:08:43,474 --> 01:08:45,474 We'll sneak down the freight elevator. 896 01:08:45,476 --> 01:08:47,075 Yes, I'll stall them off. 897 01:08:47,077 --> 01:08:49,310 I'll meet you in the park in 15 minutes. 898 01:08:49,312 --> 01:08:50,477 Alright. 899 01:09:12,534 --> 01:09:14,534 Let's go back. I'm tired. 900 01:09:45,366 --> 01:09:47,666 Gosh, I can't keep this up much longer. 901 01:09:47,668 --> 01:09:50,502 I haven't been on skates since I was a kid. 902 01:09:50,504 --> 01:09:53,505 It was your idea. Yeah. 903 01:09:53,507 --> 01:09:56,174 How much longer do we have to stay out here? 904 01:09:56,176 --> 01:09:58,542 Oh, the reporters will probably leave by dark. 905 01:10:00,913 --> 01:10:03,280 I guess it would look kind of funny 906 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:06,483 if we denied the marriage now, wouldn't it? 907 01:10:06,485 --> 01:10:09,885 I don't know what to do. I don't either. 908 01:10:11,588 --> 01:10:13,621 The word is either. 909 01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:18,158 Alright. The word is either. 910 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:21,895 No use squabbling. That'll get neither of us anyplace. 911 01:10:21,897 --> 01:10:23,930 The word is neither. 912 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,600 ¶ Things have come to a pretty pass ¶ 913 01:10:28,602 --> 01:10:31,369 ¶ our romance is growing flat ¶ 914 01:10:31,371 --> 01:10:34,305 ¶ 'cause you like this and the other ¶ 915 01:10:34,307 --> 01:10:37,374 ¶ while I go for this and that ¶ 916 01:10:37,376 --> 01:10:40,276 ¶ goodness knows what the end will be ¶ 917 01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,611 ¶ oh, I don't know where I'm at ¶ 918 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,613 ¶ it's plain to see ¶ 919 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:47,282 ¶ we two will never make one ¶ 920 01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:49,284 ¶ something must be done ¶ 921 01:10:51,588 --> 01:10:54,689 ¶ you say either, and I say either ¶ 922 01:10:54,691 --> 01:10:57,491 ¶ you say neither, and I say neither ¶ 923 01:10:57,493 --> 01:11:00,527 ¶ either, either, neither, neither ¶ 924 01:11:00,529 --> 01:11:03,463 ¶ let's call the whole thing off ¶ 925 01:11:03,465 --> 01:11:06,432 ¶ you like potato, and I like pot-ah-to ¶ 926 01:11:06,434 --> 01:11:08,767 ¶ you like tomato, and I like tom-ah-to ¶ 927 01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:11,770 ¶ potato, pot-ah-to, tomato, tom-ah-to ¶ 928 01:11:11,772 --> 01:11:14,539 ¶ oh, let's call the whole thing off ¶ 929 01:11:14,541 --> 01:11:15,873 ¶ but oh ¶ 930 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:18,308 ¶ if we call the whole thing off ¶ 931 01:11:18,310 --> 01:11:19,942 ¶ then we must part ¶ 932 01:11:19,944 --> 01:11:21,476 ¶ and, oh ¶ 933 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:23,444 ¶ if we have to part ¶ 934 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,779 ¶ then that might break my heart ¶ 935 01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:28,715 ¶ so if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas ¶ 936 01:11:28,717 --> 01:11:31,584 ¶ I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas ¶ 937 01:11:31,586 --> 01:11:34,486 ¶ for we know we need each other so we ¶ 938 01:11:34,488 --> 01:11:37,322 ¶ better call the calling-off off ¶ 939 01:11:37,324 --> 01:11:39,857 ¶ oh, let's call the whole thing off ¶ 940 01:11:43,329 --> 01:11:46,330 ¶ you say laughter, and I say laughter ¶ 941 01:11:46,332 --> 01:11:49,232 ¶ you say after, and I say after ¶ 942 01:11:49,234 --> 01:11:52,001 ¶ laughter, laughter, after, after ¶ 943 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:54,937 ¶ let's call the whole thing off ¶ 944 01:11:54,939 --> 01:11:57,973 ¶ you like havana, and I like ha-vah-na ¶ 945 01:11:57,975 --> 01:12:00,775 ¶ you eat banana, and I eat ba-nah-na ¶ 946 01:12:00,777 --> 01:12:03,577 ¶ havana, ha-vah-na, banana, ba-nah-na ¶ 947 01:12:03,579 --> 01:12:06,012 ¶ let's call the whole thing off ¶ 948 01:12:06,014 --> 01:12:07,613 ¶ but, oh ¶ 949 01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:09,848 ¶ if we call the whole thing off ¶ 950 01:12:09,850 --> 01:12:12,250 ¶ then we must part ¶ 951 01:12:12,252 --> 01:12:13,684 ¶ and, oh ¶ 952 01:12:13,686 --> 01:12:15,318 ¶ if we ever part ¶ 953 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,753 ¶ then that might break my heart ¶ 954 01:12:17,755 --> 01:12:21,289 ¶ so if you like oysters and I like oysters ¶ 955 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:24,358 ¶ I'll take oysters and give up oysters ¶ 956 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,327 ¶ for we know we need each other so we ¶ 957 01:12:27,329 --> 01:12:29,996 ¶ better call the calling-off off ¶ 958 01:12:29,998 --> 01:12:32,298 ¶ let's call the whole thing off ¶ 959 01:15:09,189 --> 01:15:12,423 yes, it was my idea. 960 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,725 Have you any more of them? 961 01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:16,660 No. 962 01:15:18,730 --> 01:15:21,163 Read all about the secret marriage! 963 01:15:21,165 --> 01:15:24,533 Read all about the secret marriage! 964 01:15:24,535 --> 01:15:27,802 Did you hear that? You know, we're about the only two people 965 01:15:27,804 --> 01:15:29,904 in the world who don't think we're married. 966 01:15:29,906 --> 01:15:32,573 We don't think we're not. We both know we're not. 967 01:15:32,575 --> 01:15:35,475 Except me. I'm beginning to have my doubts. 968 01:15:35,477 --> 01:15:38,811 Don't tell me I have to convince you too that we're not married. 969 01:15:38,813 --> 01:15:40,813 Well, we might just as well be. 970 01:15:40,815 --> 01:15:42,848 We certainly can't afford to deny it 971 01:15:42,850 --> 01:15:44,883 in the face of those pictures. 972 01:15:44,885 --> 01:15:46,885 No, I'm afraid not. 973 01:15:46,887 --> 01:15:49,554 The only difference between us and other married people is 974 01:15:49,556 --> 01:15:51,556 that we can't even get a divorce. 975 01:15:51,558 --> 01:15:53,791 If I really could get a divorce from you 976 01:15:53,793 --> 01:15:56,160 before I married Jim, that would put a stop 977 01:15:56,162 --> 01:15:58,162 to all these embarrassing falsehoods. 978 01:15:58,164 --> 01:15:59,696 It certainly would. 979 01:16:05,536 --> 01:16:07,669 Peter, you've got to marry me. 980 01:16:09,906 --> 01:16:12,072 Why, Linda, this is so sudden. 981 01:16:12,074 --> 01:16:14,074 If we get married now, 982 01:16:14,076 --> 01:16:16,810 I could start divorce proceedings in the morning. 983 01:16:16,812 --> 01:16:19,112 Well, I... I don't know. 984 01:16:20,482 --> 01:16:22,482 You got me into all this. 985 01:16:22,484 --> 01:16:24,717 The very least you could do is marry me. 986 01:16:24,719 --> 01:16:28,053 It wasn't my fault any more than it was yours. 987 01:16:28,055 --> 01:16:30,188 Alright, it's my fault. 988 01:16:30,190 --> 01:16:33,191 But you've just got to marry me. 989 01:16:33,193 --> 01:16:35,893 Well, now, I... I'd like to think it over. 990 01:16:37,196 --> 01:16:40,764 But why? There's nothing to think over. 991 01:16:40,766 --> 01:16:42,699 Alright. 992 01:16:42,701 --> 01:16:46,669 But where can we get a license? Everybody in New York knows us. 993 01:16:46,671 --> 01:16:48,904 You should try New Jersey. Thanks. 994 01:16:58,548 --> 01:17:01,048 Name of the bride is? 995 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:03,617 Uh... My, uh... 996 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:06,053 My real name is Linda Thompson. 997 01:17:08,690 --> 01:17:10,923 And the name of the groom is? 998 01:17:10,925 --> 01:17:13,125 Uh, Peter p. Peters. 999 01:17:18,131 --> 01:17:19,830 I beg your pardon, 1000 01:17:19,832 --> 01:17:23,099 but what are grounds for divorce in this state? 1001 01:17:25,970 --> 01:17:27,169 Marriage. 1002 01:17:32,909 --> 01:17:34,241 Good afternoon. 1003 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:40,113 Oh, lady tarrington. Your suite is ready. 1004 01:17:40,115 --> 01:17:42,115 Would you announce me to Mr. Petrov? 1005 01:17:42,117 --> 01:17:44,117 Is Mr. Petrov expecting you? 1006 01:17:44,119 --> 01:17:45,685 Oh, yes, indeed. 1007 01:17:45,687 --> 01:17:48,387 Room 2601. I'll have you announced. 1008 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,427 Petrov, where are you? Why didn't you telephone? 1009 01:17:55,429 --> 01:17:57,429 Oh, it's not Petrov, it's the desk. 1010 01:17:57,431 --> 01:17:59,431 What do you want? 1011 01:17:59,433 --> 01:18:02,100 Lady tarrington. Well, yes, have her come right up. 1012 01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:08,072 Did you say lady tarrington? Oh, she can't come up here! 1013 01:18:08,074 --> 01:18:11,208 Oh, n... Tell her to go back to Paris. 1014 01:18:11,210 --> 01:18:15,111 She's already on her way up?! Oh, it's calamitous. 1015 01:18:15,113 --> 01:18:18,781 Oh, dear. Let me talk to the floor manager. 1016 01:18:18,783 --> 01:18:20,382 Cecil flintridge speaking. 1017 01:18:20,384 --> 01:18:22,384 Oh, it's you, Mr. baird. 1018 01:18:22,386 --> 01:18:23,918 How are you? 1019 01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,219 That doesn't matter! 1020 01:18:25,221 --> 01:18:27,221 Now, stop asking questions and listen. 1021 01:18:27,223 --> 01:18:30,190 There is a woman on her way up here who started 1022 01:18:30,192 --> 01:18:32,759 the whole silly rumor about Petrov's marriage. 1023 01:18:32,761 --> 01:18:34,761 Yes, I said rumor. 1024 01:18:34,763 --> 01:18:36,429 Did you say rumor? 1025 01:18:36,431 --> 01:18:38,798 Yes, I said rumor! They are not married! 1026 01:18:40,768 --> 01:18:44,770 Oh! Denise! Oh, it's you! 1027 01:18:44,772 --> 01:18:46,872 So they are not married. 1028 01:18:46,874 --> 01:18:49,007 Yes. Well, that is, not exactly. 1029 01:18:49,009 --> 01:18:50,408 No. 1030 01:18:50,410 --> 01:18:54,078 Well, my little journey is going to be more exciting 1031 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,046 than I thought. 1032 01:18:56,048 --> 01:18:58,948 Oh, dear! You... You're not going to... 1033 01:18:58,950 --> 01:19:01,250 Oh, yes, indeed, I am. 1034 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:05,352 That's Petrov now. 1035 01:19:08,957 --> 01:19:12,425 I don't wish to shilly shally, I want to know once and for all 1036 01:19:12,427 --> 01:19:14,493 is Petrov married or is Petrov not married?! 1037 01:19:14,495 --> 01:19:16,495 Yes, he is not. 1038 01:19:19,099 --> 01:19:22,967 Thompson. Change that lock! 1039 01:19:41,286 --> 01:19:43,452 Gardenias, 10 cents. 1040 01:19:43,454 --> 01:19:45,387 Gardenias, 10 cents. 1041 01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:46,921 Right here, please. 1042 01:19:49,892 --> 01:19:51,891 A corsage for the bride. 1043 01:19:54,929 --> 01:19:56,929 It's all right. Thank you, sir. 1044 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:19,050 Well, tomorrow we'll be all straightened out. 1045 01:20:19,052 --> 01:20:22,286 You'll be on your way, and I'll.. 1046 01:20:22,288 --> 01:20:24,087 Be on my way. 1047 01:20:24,089 --> 01:20:25,788 Where? 1048 01:20:25,790 --> 01:20:28,056 I'm gonna get back to being a bachelor again, 1049 01:20:28,058 --> 01:20:31,459 sort of catch up with my usual gay life... 1050 01:20:31,461 --> 01:20:33,994 forget all this. 1051 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:36,496 I hope you enjoy your gaiety. 1052 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,066 Thanks. I hope you'll enjoy your divorce. 1053 01:20:40,068 --> 01:20:41,133 Thanks. 1054 01:20:42,536 --> 01:20:45,837 I didn't know getting married was so depressing. 1055 01:20:45,839 --> 01:20:48,272 I'm sorry now I asked you. 1056 01:20:48,274 --> 01:20:51,475 Oh, that's all right. I'll get over it. 1057 01:20:51,477 --> 01:20:53,510 Oh, of course. 1058 01:20:53,512 --> 01:20:57,847 ¶ Our romance won't end on a sorrowful note ¶ 1059 01:20:57,849 --> 01:21:00,850 ¶ though by tomorrow you're gone ¶ 1060 01:21:00,852 --> 01:21:02,451 ¶ the song has ended ¶ 1061 01:21:02,453 --> 01:21:04,920 ¶ but as the songwriter wrote ¶ 1062 01:21:04,922 --> 01:21:08,890 ¶ the melody lingers on ¶ 1063 01:21:08,892 --> 01:21:11,525 ¶ they may take you from me ¶ 1064 01:21:11,527 --> 01:21:15,228 ¶ I'll miss your fond caress ¶ 1065 01:21:15,230 --> 01:21:17,496 ¶ but though they take you from me ¶ 1066 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:22,500 ¶ I'll still possess ¶ 1067 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:27,438 ¶ the way you wear your hat ¶ 1068 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:32,241 ¶ the way you sip your tea ¶ 1069 01:21:32,243 --> 01:21:36,878 ¶ the memory of all that ¶ 1070 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:41,382 ¶ oh, no, they can't take that away from me ¶ 1071 01:21:41,384 --> 01:21:45,619 ¶ the way your smile just beams ¶ 1072 01:21:45,621 --> 01:21:50,523 ¶ the way you sing off-key ¶ 1073 01:21:50,525 --> 01:21:55,194 ¶ the way you haunt my dreams ¶ 1074 01:21:55,196 --> 01:22:00,532 ¶ no, no, they can't take that away from me ¶ 1075 01:22:00,534 --> 01:22:04,602 ¶ we may never, never meet again ¶ 1076 01:22:04,604 --> 01:22:08,505 ¶ on the bumpy road to love ¶ 1077 01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:13,576 ¶ but I'll always, always keep the memory of ¶ 1078 01:22:15,079 --> 01:22:20,448 ¶ the way you hold your knife ¶ 1079 01:22:20,450 --> 01:22:25,019 ¶ the way we danced till 3:00 ¶ 1080 01:22:25,021 --> 01:22:29,390 ¶ the way you changed my life ¶ 1081 01:22:29,392 --> 01:22:33,560 ¶ no, no, they can't take that away from me ¶ 1082 01:22:33,562 --> 01:22:35,361 ¶ no ¶ 1083 01:22:35,363 --> 01:22:39,498 ¶ they can't take that away ¶ 1084 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:42,534 ¶ from me ¶ 1085 01:23:15,368 --> 01:23:16,600 well.. 1086 01:23:16,602 --> 01:23:18,935 I guess the honeymoon's over. 1087 01:23:18,937 --> 01:23:21,403 Oh, wouldn't you like to come in for a drink? 1088 01:23:23,473 --> 01:23:25,706 No, I... I don't think so. 1089 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,474 Good night. 1090 01:23:27,476 --> 01:23:29,642 Well, maybe you'd prefer a cigarette or something. 1091 01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:34,545 Oh, no. No, thanks just the same. 1092 01:23:34,547 --> 01:23:37,013 Well, I just want to thank you for everything. 1093 01:23:39,584 --> 01:23:41,116 You're welcome. 1094 01:23:42,419 --> 01:23:45,119 Well... Goodnight. 1095 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:50,657 Oh, sorry. It's way past my bedtime. 1096 01:23:50,659 --> 01:23:52,191 Goodnight, Linda. 1097 01:24:15,214 --> 01:24:16,446 Jeff? 1098 01:24:16,448 --> 01:24:17,980 Oh, Jeff? 1099 01:24:50,412 --> 01:24:51,778 Come in. 1100 01:24:56,718 --> 01:24:58,217 Oh, it's you, Cecil. 1101 01:24:58,219 --> 01:25:00,219 Yes. May... may I come in? 1102 01:25:00,221 --> 01:25:02,588 Well, isn't it way past your bedtime? 1103 01:25:02,590 --> 01:25:05,223 Yes, but I haven't been able to sleep a wink. 1104 01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:07,225 I've been waiting up to see you. 1105 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:08,559 To see me? 1106 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:10,561 Yes, I... I must acquaint you 1107 01:25:10,563 --> 01:25:13,030 with the varying state of my mind. 1108 01:25:13,032 --> 01:25:17,200 It feels like a veritable pendulum, to and fro. 1109 01:25:17,202 --> 01:25:21,537 Then a moment later, it swings fro and to. 1110 01:25:21,539 --> 01:25:25,741 Tell me, miss keene. Are you Mrs. Petrov? 1111 01:25:25,743 --> 01:25:29,244 Or should I say, Mrs. Petrov, 1112 01:25:29,246 --> 01:25:32,614 are you miss keene? 1113 01:25:32,616 --> 01:25:36,351 I'll tell you, Cecil. We... we are married. 1114 01:25:36,353 --> 01:25:40,121 Mrs. Petrov! My best congratulations! 1115 01:25:40,123 --> 01:25:41,455 Thank you. 1116 01:25:41,457 --> 01:25:44,724 Oh, now I can go to bed with a clear conscience. 1117 01:25:44,726 --> 01:25:46,258 So can I. 1118 01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:49,594 Oh, Mrs. Petrov, I hope you will forgive me, 1119 01:25:49,596 --> 01:25:52,763 but in the storm and stress of other circumstances, 1120 01:25:52,765 --> 01:25:56,066 I rather willfully changed the lock. 1121 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:58,701 But may I present you with this? 1122 01:25:58,703 --> 01:26:02,638 Shall we call it the new key to your happiness? 1123 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,172 Oh, thank you. 1124 01:26:04,174 --> 01:26:05,706 Thank you. 1125 01:26:07,109 --> 01:26:08,508 Goodnight. 1126 01:26:43,442 --> 01:26:45,508 Come in. 1127 01:26:45,510 --> 01:26:46,709 Peter! 1128 01:26:49,747 --> 01:26:53,415 Why, Denise! Look, you can't come in here. 1129 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:56,684 Why? Afraid your wife will object? 1130 01:26:56,686 --> 01:26:58,686 Yes. Yes, exactly. 1131 01:26:58,688 --> 01:27:02,189 Oh, Peter, please. Think of a new one. 1132 01:27:02,191 --> 01:27:04,824 Oh, but... but I'm married, really! 1133 01:27:04,826 --> 01:27:07,693 Save your breath, Peter. Jeffrey told me the truth. 1134 01:27:07,695 --> 01:27:10,362 But even Jeffrey doesn't know. 1135 01:27:10,364 --> 01:27:12,464 Are you sure your wife knows? 1136 01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:15,700 Oh, please go away, will you? 1137 01:27:15,702 --> 01:27:18,302 I don't believe you, 1138 01:27:18,304 --> 01:27:21,238 and I won't budge under any circumstances. 1139 01:27:29,214 --> 01:27:32,181 Oh, Peter. You're so worked up! 1140 01:27:32,183 --> 01:27:34,183 And I love it. 1141 01:27:38,688 --> 01:27:41,422 Linda! Wait a minute! 1142 01:27:41,424 --> 01:27:43,757 Yes, don't go. 1143 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:47,260 Um... This is lady tarrington. 1144 01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:51,764 This is my wife, Mrs. petr... miss keene. 1145 01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:55,334 Oh, I've heard about you. 1146 01:27:55,336 --> 01:27:57,336 I hadn't heard about you. 1147 01:27:57,338 --> 01:28:00,539 Why have you been so secretive about this one, Peter? 1148 01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:02,007 Oh, well.. 1149 01:28:02,009 --> 01:28:03,575 Well, I didn't... 1150 01:28:03,577 --> 01:28:05,677 didn't think you'd be interested. 1151 01:28:05,679 --> 01:28:07,679 Oh, how silly of you. 1152 01:28:07,681 --> 01:28:10,915 I imagine lady tarrington is quite charming 1153 01:28:10,917 --> 01:28:12,917 when you get to know her. 1154 01:28:12,919 --> 01:28:15,452 Oh, yes, she is. Well, I mean... 1155 01:28:15,454 --> 01:28:18,855 Then you really are married to Peter? 1156 01:28:18,857 --> 01:28:21,824 Oh, yes, really. Do you mind? 1157 01:28:21,826 --> 01:28:25,761 No. But I do think it will be awfully pleasant 1158 01:28:25,763 --> 01:28:27,896 if you would divorce him. 1159 01:28:27,898 --> 01:28:30,665 No. I'm sure I'll never divorce him. 1160 01:28:32,468 --> 01:28:36,969 You know, you are a lot more intelligent than you look. 1161 01:28:36,971 --> 01:28:38,971 Why, thank you. 1162 01:28:38,973 --> 01:28:41,773 I wish I could say the same of you. 1163 01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:42,974 Goodnight. 1164 01:28:52,485 --> 01:28:53,951 Tai?! 1165 01:28:55,354 --> 01:28:57,020 I'm sorry, Peter. 1166 01:28:57,022 --> 01:28:59,022 No, no, don't apologize. 1167 01:28:59,024 --> 01:29:01,024 You've really done me a great favor. 1168 01:29:01,026 --> 01:29:03,458 I certainly didn't mean to. 1169 01:29:06,563 --> 01:29:09,964 Well, bon voyage. Are you going away? 1170 01:29:09,966 --> 01:29:12,332 No, but I thought maybe you were. 1171 01:29:15,337 --> 01:29:17,704 I'll send for you, tai. Yes, miss Linda. 1172 01:29:29,350 --> 01:29:31,717 Good luck, Peter. Thanks, Denise. 1173 01:29:43,430 --> 01:29:45,129 Linda? 1174 01:29:45,131 --> 01:29:49,433 Linda, darling? She's gone. May I come in just long enough 1175 01:29:49,435 --> 01:29:53,570 to tell you how happy I am that you're not divorcing me? 1176 01:29:55,106 --> 01:29:56,538 Linda? 1177 01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,540 Linda! 1178 01:30:07,149 --> 01:30:10,150 Well, at least tell me where you're going. 1179 01:30:10,152 --> 01:30:11,684 Alright, Linda, 1180 01:30:11,686 --> 01:30:13,719 if that's the way you feel about it. 1181 01:30:13,721 --> 01:30:15,721 Good luck and bless you. 1182 01:30:17,991 --> 01:30:21,092 Now what? Linda. She's walked out. 1183 01:30:21,094 --> 01:30:23,094 This time, for good. 1184 01:30:23,096 --> 01:30:26,030 For whose good? Not yours or your creditors. 1185 01:30:27,433 --> 01:30:29,599 Creditors? Yeah, creditors. 1186 01:30:29,601 --> 01:30:32,768 You know, the people who come up because the customers didn't? 1187 01:30:35,939 --> 01:30:39,006 This is Arthur Miller. Send up a case of champagne. 1188 01:30:41,877 --> 01:30:43,843 Heard from Linda? She just phoned. 1189 01:30:43,845 --> 01:30:45,477 Where is she? 1190 01:30:45,479 --> 01:30:47,545 Wouldn't tell me. Gave a message for you... 1191 01:30:47,547 --> 01:30:49,146 something about a lady tarrington, 1192 01:30:49,148 --> 01:30:51,982 and that she was going through with the divorce as planned. 1193 01:30:51,984 --> 01:30:53,850 Why didn't you stop her? 1194 01:30:53,852 --> 01:30:55,885 I'm worn out stopping her marriage with Montgomery. 1195 01:30:55,887 --> 01:30:57,820 How'd you stop her marrying Montgomery? 1196 01:30:57,822 --> 01:31:00,889 Don't you read the papers? I proved she was married to you 1197 01:31:00,891 --> 01:31:02,423 so she couldn't marry him. 1198 01:31:02,425 --> 01:31:03,857 You proved? Yes. 1199 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,191 You took those pictures? 1200 01:31:05,193 --> 01:31:06,559 How? 1201 01:31:15,068 --> 01:31:17,068 As long as Linda wasn't marrying Montgomery, 1202 01:31:17,070 --> 01:31:19,703 thought I could get her in my revue. But, no! 1203 01:31:19,705 --> 01:31:22,138 You had to horn in. So now I've lost her. 1204 01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:24,140 You mean I've lost her. 1205 01:31:24,142 --> 01:31:27,776 Petrov? Oh! You're here! 1206 01:31:27,778 --> 01:31:30,845 Let me tell you... How do you do, miss keene? 1207 01:31:30,847 --> 01:31:33,714 You may be interested to learn that we have no show. 1208 01:31:33,716 --> 01:31:35,582 Shake hands with Arthur. He hasn't either. 1209 01:31:35,584 --> 01:31:37,116 Oh, really? I'm glad. 1210 01:31:37,118 --> 01:31:39,118 The metropolitan has canceled our engagement 1211 01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,120 because of the scandalous notoriety occasioned 1212 01:31:41,122 --> 01:31:44,056 by your association with that woman! 1213 01:31:44,058 --> 01:31:46,658 Oh, my word, she's fainted! 1214 01:31:46,660 --> 01:31:48,526 It's just a dummy. 1215 01:31:48,528 --> 01:31:52,663 I know she's a dummy. I said so all along... a tap-dancing dummy. 1216 01:31:52,665 --> 01:31:55,032 Oh. Oh! 1217 01:31:55,034 --> 01:31:58,602 You mean a dumb dummy. Of course. 1218 01:31:58,604 --> 01:32:00,604 That picture in the paper... 1219 01:32:02,674 --> 01:32:04,907 Oh. Well, you know where we are, don't you? 1220 01:32:04,909 --> 01:32:07,476 Right here in New York on a wild goose chase 1221 01:32:07,478 --> 01:32:10,045 with a whole company of ballet artists and no show, 1222 01:32:10,047 --> 01:32:13,148 and all because of you and your practical dummy jokes! 1223 01:32:13,150 --> 01:32:15,583 Say, maybe Arthur and I could help you out. 1224 01:32:15,585 --> 01:32:17,618 We could use your boy in our show. 1225 01:32:17,620 --> 01:32:19,252 My what? What do you say, buddy? 1226 01:32:19,254 --> 01:32:21,921 The boss and I could find a spot for you? 1227 01:32:21,923 --> 01:32:25,057 You vandal, you vandal! Petrov, the great Petrov, 1228 01:32:25,059 --> 01:32:27,225 in one of your cheap medicine shows?! 1229 01:33:06,563 --> 01:33:08,629 What's the matter, Pete? You look worried. 1230 01:33:08,631 --> 01:33:11,098 I'm still trying to get an idea for the ballet. 1231 01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:14,034 There's just something missing. Yeah, Linda keene. 1232 01:33:14,036 --> 01:33:16,302 There's a man outside, wants to see Mr. Petrov. 1233 01:33:16,304 --> 01:33:19,171 He looks like a process server. Shall I let him in? 1234 01:33:19,173 --> 01:33:21,673 Nobody's to go near Petrov. Those are my orders. 1235 01:33:21,675 --> 01:33:23,941 But the man insisted if he don't see him... 1236 01:33:23,943 --> 01:33:26,243 Arthur! I'm gonna dance with Linda keene. 1237 01:33:26,245 --> 01:33:27,611 Is she back? 1238 01:33:27,613 --> 01:33:29,646 No, that wax figure gave me an idea. 1239 01:33:29,648 --> 01:33:31,714 We'll have masks made to look like her. 1240 01:33:31,716 --> 01:33:34,583 If I can't dance with one Linda, I'll dance with dozens. 1241 01:33:34,585 --> 01:33:37,652 I think you've got something. 1242 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:40,254 The man says if he don't see Mr. Petrov... 1243 01:33:40,256 --> 01:33:42,723 you go out and tell the man you're Petrov. 1244 01:33:42,725 --> 01:33:44,958 Like a game, you mean? Yes, like a game. 1245 01:33:49,664 --> 01:33:52,131 What's troubling you, my good fellow? 1246 01:33:52,133 --> 01:33:55,033 Are you Peter p. Peters, known as Petrov? 1247 01:33:55,035 --> 01:33:58,169 Ha. What an amusing alliteration. 1248 01:33:58,171 --> 01:33:59,970 I am. 1249 01:33:59,972 --> 01:34:02,205 Here's a present for you. 1250 01:34:02,207 --> 01:34:04,273 Thank you very much. 1251 01:34:09,646 --> 01:34:12,313 Oh. Now I begin to see the idea of the game. 1252 01:34:12,315 --> 01:34:13,881 Well, you see, 1253 01:34:13,883 --> 01:34:17,251 I am not Peter p. Peters, neither am I Petrov. 1254 01:34:17,253 --> 01:34:19,253 Oh, wise guy, eh?! 1255 01:34:19,255 --> 01:34:21,288 Leave these premises at once! 1256 01:34:29,864 --> 01:34:34,066 I'm waiting to speak with Mr. Arthur Miller. 1257 01:34:34,068 --> 01:34:36,868 Oh, well, I'll speak with Mr. Jeffrey baird. 1258 01:34:36,870 --> 01:34:39,203 This is Cecil flintridge. 1259 01:34:39,205 --> 01:34:41,305 Oh, yes, I'll wait. 1260 01:34:46,245 --> 01:34:47,777 Hello? 1261 01:34:47,779 --> 01:34:50,980 Oh, hello, Jeffrey. Yes, are you there? 1262 01:34:50,982 --> 01:34:52,982 Of course, I'm here. 1263 01:34:52,984 --> 01:34:55,384 Now, don't shout at me. I'm in jail. 1264 01:34:55,386 --> 01:34:58,120 Well, that's all right. We don't need you. 1265 01:34:58,122 --> 01:35:01,389 I'm in jail for battery, and I want you to get me out. 1266 01:35:01,391 --> 01:35:05,326 I'm at the susquehanna street jail. 1267 01:35:05,328 --> 01:35:07,895 Susquehanna. 1268 01:35:07,897 --> 01:35:10,130 Susquehanna! 1269 01:35:10,132 --> 01:35:13,333 S-u-s-q-u... 1270 01:35:13,335 --> 01:35:16,035 Q! Q! 1271 01:35:16,037 --> 01:35:19,204 You know, the thing you play billiards with. 1272 01:35:19,206 --> 01:35:20,838 Billiards! 1273 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:23,373 B-I-l-l... 1274 01:35:23,375 --> 01:35:25,742 What is this, a spelling bee?! 1275 01:35:25,744 --> 01:35:27,143 Ahem. 1276 01:35:27,145 --> 01:35:33,014 No, "I" for larynx. L-a-r-y-n... 1277 01:35:33,016 --> 01:35:37,918 No, not "m", "n"! "N" as in neighbor! 1278 01:35:37,920 --> 01:35:41,154 Neighbor! N-e-I-g-h-b... 1279 01:35:41,156 --> 01:35:42,655 "B"! 1280 01:35:42,657 --> 01:35:44,390 "B"! 1281 01:35:44,392 --> 01:35:45,724 Bbbbbzzzzzzz! 1282 01:35:45,726 --> 01:35:46,891 Bbbbbzzzzzz! 1283 01:35:46,893 --> 01:35:48,893 You know, the stinging insect. 1284 01:35:48,895 --> 01:35:53,797 Insect! I-n-s... 1285 01:35:53,799 --> 01:35:55,231 "S"! 1286 01:35:55,233 --> 01:35:58,334 "S" for symbol! 1287 01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:01,070 S-y... 1288 01:36:01,072 --> 01:36:03,072 "Y"! 1289 01:36:03,074 --> 01:36:05,240 Oh! "Y"! 1290 01:36:05,242 --> 01:36:08,676 Well, why? Don't ask me why! 1291 01:36:08,678 --> 01:36:12,813 Look, Jeffrey, I'm in jail. W... wait a minute. 1292 01:36:12,815 --> 01:36:14,815 What jail did you say this was? 1293 01:36:14,817 --> 01:36:16,316 Susquehanna street jail. 1294 01:36:16,318 --> 01:36:19,319 Thank you indeed. Thank you very much. 1295 01:36:19,321 --> 01:36:22,455 I'm in the subsq... The subse... 1296 01:36:22,457 --> 01:36:25,724 Jeffrey? Listen closely. 1297 01:36:25,726 --> 01:36:29,027 Do you know where the oak street jail is? 1298 01:36:29,029 --> 01:36:30,895 You do? Fine. 1299 01:36:30,897 --> 01:36:32,963 I'll have them transfer me there 1300 01:36:32,965 --> 01:36:34,931 in the morning! 1301 01:36:34,933 --> 01:36:35,965 Oh! 1302 01:41:20,447 --> 01:41:22,580 I insist that you give up this idea 1303 01:41:22,582 --> 01:41:24,715 of making a spectacle of yourself. 1304 01:41:24,717 --> 01:41:27,084 Yes, miss keene. It was entirely unnecessary 1305 01:41:27,086 --> 01:41:29,586 for you to return. Our man will serve Petrov. 1306 01:41:29,588 --> 01:41:31,588 Your men have had their chance. 1307 01:41:31,590 --> 01:41:33,623 Besides, I'll derive a great deal of pleasure 1308 01:41:33,625 --> 01:41:35,758 in serving this summons personally. 1309 01:41:47,204 --> 01:41:49,404 Linda! It was swell of you to come. 1310 01:41:49,406 --> 01:41:51,005 Hello, Arthur. 1311 01:41:51,007 --> 01:41:53,273 I want you to meet my attorney, Mr. Russell. 1312 01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,608 How do you do? How do you do? 1313 01:42:08,323 --> 01:42:12,391 If he couldn't dance with you, he'd dance with images of you 1314 01:43:53,993 --> 01:43:56,259 Arthur, take me backstage. 1315 01:43:56,261 --> 01:43:58,694 Why, Mrs. Petrov. Or should I say miss keene? 1316 01:43:59,229 --> 01:44:00,828 Shh! 1317 01:44:00,830 --> 01:44:03,764 Oh, hello. You're back, eh? Well, what do you want? 1318 01:44:03,766 --> 01:44:04,965 Shh! 1319 01:44:05,567 --> 01:44:06,866 Shh! 1320 01:44:06,868 --> 01:44:08,667 What's the matter, Cecil? Shh! 1321 01:44:08,669 --> 01:44:11,836 Shh! Shh! 1322 01:44:11,838 --> 01:44:14,738 Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 1323 01:44:16,508 --> 01:44:17,807 Shh! 1324 01:44:17,809 --> 01:44:19,441 Shh! 1325 01:44:22,379 --> 01:44:24,479 Arthur, please. 1326 01:44:25,248 --> 01:44:28,848 Shh! 1327 01:44:30,484 --> 01:44:31,683 Shh! 1328 01:44:31,685 --> 01:44:32,884 Shh! Shh! 1329 01:44:46,432 --> 01:44:47,864 ¶ Drop that long face ¶ 1330 01:44:47,866 --> 01:44:50,399 ¶ come on, have your fling ¶ 1331 01:44:50,401 --> 01:44:53,969 ¶ why keep nursing the blues? ¶ 1332 01:44:53,971 --> 01:44:57,739 ¶ if you want this old world on a string ¶ 1333 01:44:57,741 --> 01:44:59,574 ¶ put on your dancing shoes ¶ 1334 01:44:59,576 --> 01:45:01,576 ¶ stop wasting time ¶ 1335 01:45:01,578 --> 01:45:04,011 ¶ put on your dancing shoes ¶ 1336 01:45:04,013 --> 01:45:06,880 ¶ watch your spirits climb ¶ 1337 01:45:06,882 --> 01:45:08,781 ¶ shall we dance ¶ 1338 01:45:08,783 --> 01:45:10,616 ¶ or keep on moping? ¶ 1339 01:45:10,618 --> 01:45:12,351 ¶ shall we dance ¶ 1340 01:45:12,353 --> 01:45:14,286 ¶ and walk on air? ¶ 1341 01:45:14,288 --> 01:45:15,887 ¶ shall we give in ¶ 1342 01:45:15,889 --> 01:45:17,655 ¶ to despair? ¶ 1343 01:45:17,657 --> 01:45:21,458 ¶ or shall we dance with never a care? ¶ 1344 01:45:21,460 --> 01:45:22,992 ¶ life is short ¶ 1345 01:45:22,994 --> 01:45:24,927 ¶ we're growing older ¶ 1346 01:45:24,929 --> 01:45:26,695 ¶ don't you be ¶ 1347 01:45:26,697 --> 01:45:28,396 ¶ an also-ran ¶ 1348 01:45:28,398 --> 01:45:30,398 ¶ you'd better dance, little lady ¶ 1349 01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,899 ¶ dance little man ¶ 1350 01:45:31,901 --> 01:45:35,302 ¶ dance whenever you can ¶ 1351 01:46:27,722 --> 01:46:29,822 otschi tschornyije. 1352 01:47:53,873 --> 01:47:56,673 ¶ They all said we'd never get together ¶ 1353 01:47:56,675 --> 01:47:59,475 ¶ they laughed at us, and how ¶ 1354 01:47:59,477 --> 01:48:01,677 ¶ but ho ho ho ¶ 1355 01:48:01,679 --> 01:48:04,946 ¶ who's got the last laugh now? ¶ 98378