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Three days later will be exactly the Sun King's configuration.

According to Mr. Tay Senior's date of birth and horoscope,

...that will be most suitable for his burial.

His descendants will also have their wealth grown by a hundred fold.

If the burial cannot be carried out on this day,

...what will happen, Master?

The corporate empire worth 800 billion that Mr. Tay Senior has built during his life...

...will become nothing.

His posterity will even be cut off after three generations.

I think the plan you described is really good.

But aren't we being too impulsive like that?

Opportunities are left for those who have strong desires.

I'm consumed by my desires, are you ready?

We are really going to get screwed here.

What do you know?

This is called dumb luck.

Are you ready?

I said I'm not ready.

Don't force your way in, okay?

Don't be so naive.

Even if you know where the morgue is,

...how could it be so easy to locate the corpse?

There must be at least five to six security guards.

No one's here.

Let me register first.

Who would register for stealing a corpse, idiot!

There are over twenty corpses here. It will dawn before we are done.

Shall we go now? It's not too late.

I think this is enough impulse.

Opportunities are...

Opportunities are left for those who have strong desires.

What is Mr. Tay Senior's name in English?

Y.T. TAY

The one wearing a suit must be him.

Suit jacket...Suit pants.

This is indeed filial piety that moves heaven.

Close the corpse bag then...

Wait.. . Wait...

The bag is too obvious.

Let's take the corpse out.

If someone asks, we will say he's drunk.

1...2...3

One must have the spirit of an adventurer.

Without my persistence, how could we have taken Godfather out?

You are most incredible this time.

Where are we going now?

To take him home as soon as possible, of course.

Have you ever seen someone carrying millions of cash in the street?

Wait.

It costs over a hundred dollars to take a cab home from here.

I only have my Octopus card. How much have you got?

I have a little too.

This is all I have, and some candies too.

Are you serious?

Shall we take the minibus over there? Only eight dollars.

Are you crazy?

It is abnormal to not be crazy in this world.

The crazier, the more normal.

Taking Godfather on a minibus is crazy or normal?

Crazy.

Then it is normal. Let's go.

Don't put all the weight on my side.

Was overly excited just now.

Your friend is all wet.

You are all wet too.

Just now...It was raining...

High humidity. Thanks.

Told him not to get so drunk.

It's only ten and he has already blacked out.

I need go to "many outside...Your Voice"

..."Your Voice"...

You go first.

1...2...3

Again...1...2...3

Good. Put him down.

Isn't Gat Ji (small gifts of thanks given at funerals) also money?

Hey.

Actually, I didn't expect this to be so smooth.

Of course.

Hey, where are you going?

Sitting so closely will easily cause suspicion.

It's better to have one dead than two.

I will get you moon cakes during the Double Ninth and the Tomb Sweeping festivals.

And will call your name when I ejaculate on the first and the fifteenth each month.

You may rest in peace.

My boyfriend.

Show me a kiss.

I was just trying to be humorous.

To improve the relationship between the police and the citizens.

Wasn't that funny?

The lighting is not for me.

Hello everyone.

Product...Product.

Share with your friends now and let them watch too.

Trivago

Told you I'm Jeffrey.

But you look like a Trivago.

What's up?

The Three Elders ask you to go and have egg tarts.

All of a sudden? It's not going to be good.

The last time we had egg tarts, 20 people got fired.

Come here...Come.

The company has made profits in the last half year.

There is no reason to fire anyone.

Brother Trivago.

Come here...Come here.

Have an egg tart first.

For you...For you.

Brother Trivago has been extraordinary recently.

For both the live-streaming shows and the promotions,

...views have been skyrocketing.

In the first quarter only, revenue has already exceeded forecasts by 25%.

Really?

Brother Trivago, you are giving me a heart attack like that.

Exactly.

I really have to apologise to you.

The previous target was only 8%.

That was a total humiliation to your talent.

I'm a bit embarrassed about that.

Apologise immediately.

Sorry...Sorry.

Now my clients demand...

...for only placing advertisements in programmes produced by you.

We will be doomed without you.

Not at all. It's my job.

Look how modest this talented guy is.

Our company was able to hire such talent,

...| really should be thankful to god.

Hence the company has a new challenge for you.

But my schedule is quite full.

Your schedule is full.

You can still help the company at zero cost...

...to host a live-steaming celebration for our third anniversary.

Zero cost? Didn't you say there was a 25% growth just now?

Brother Trivago...

Yes.

In business, earning less is equal to making a loss.

The company only has a 25% profit margin now.

But Boss, in other words,

...the company still has room for a 75% increase in profit.

Totally.

Isn't that a huge challenge?

Even if the artists charge nothing,

...there is venue cost, right?

I have already thought about that for you.

Next to our old office building,

...there is an abandoned school.

Rumours say that...

...a male teacher was bullied by the students...

...and ended up killing himself.

Now the school is haunted and nobody dares to go in.

So it is deserted.

Use it as the venue, then we can save some money.

We've already got the clients. But we need your ideas.

I need some money to buy the gadgets for live-streaming, right?

You take care of the idea.

I will handle the rest, okay?

"Eh"

"Eh" means no problem then.

What?

"What" means alright.

Eh...

The client said they will only place advertisements if the views exceed a million.

How exciting that sounds.

If the views exceed a million, we will share...

...a 5% bonus.

25%...25%

Zero budget is too hard.

10%.

15%

12%

Deal.

That's it.

I always say that our company makes compromises with our staff.

Then submit the live-streaming proposal tomorrow night.

I can't, tomorrow night I have dinner plans with my mother-in-law.

Tomorrow night?

Tomorrow afternoon then. Even better.

That's it then, finish the egg tarts.

Boss is leaving.

Boss, you alright?

Cut off the car

How did you get so drunk?

Watch out, Boss!

Come here...Come here.

What?

Nothing...Nothing.

Yes.

What's the situation?

Action anytime.

Found the place to settle?

An abandoned school in Kowloon, convenient but quiet.

A metro station, a shopping mall and a food court are nearby.

Best suited for self use, perfect for retirement.

However, people go there often for war games.

Nonetheless, they wouldn't go to the fifth floor.

So that's the best choice for our work.

Young Master Yin, when do you plan to move in?

You decide. Anytime convenient for you.

Got it.

I wanna drink.

I want alcohol...

Daddy...

I don't want to be circumcised...

We've already got the doctor's appointment.

I don't want to be circumcised...

Yin, what did Daddy tell you?

Nobody likes a kid with foreskin.

When you grow up, don't you want to go with Daddy...

...to the playground for adults?

Then let me ask you, do you eat bananas?

Does anyone eat bananas with their skin on?

Do you eat bananas with their skin on?

How do you eat a banana?

Without the skin!

Daddy promises.

Get the circumcision.

Promise me, after the circumcision...

...you will bring me to the playground for adults.

No problem, Daddy promises.

After you turn eighteen,

Daddy will bring you to the playground for adults...

...and treat them to bananas.

We have made an appointment with the nurse.

Don't be difficult, okay?

Now you go with the doctor for circumcision.

Daddy will hang out with the nurse.

Don't tell Mommy.

Welcome to the "Scumbag Report".

Scumbags are public enemies to all females.

Based on my experience of staying single over the years,

Scumbags have three major characteristics.

First, they dye their hair gold and flirt around.

Second, they wear patterned clothing and every girl is their cup of tea.

Third, they give advice in hindsight,

specialise in kill stealing and take fallacy as truth.

Be careful, my sisters.

Since Mercury is currently orbiting in reverse,

which means blue is the more prosperous colour...

If you ask me to predict this week's Premier League results...

I suggest buying...

"Chelsee"and "Livercool".

"Chelsee" is doomed this time.

Let's bid on the opposite.

Thank you, Genie Nam, for helping me purchase my first apartments.

Since everyone calls me a genie,

...you guys name a team now

and I will just predict that team to lose.

And help everyone buy their apartments, okay?

Just now I have analysed the investment values

of various NFTs with you all.

Of course, you are welcome to send me

your opinions via direct messaging anytime.

When will you be free to have dinner and exchange ideas with me?

Like lawyers, I charge for every meeting.

Guess which bottle of soda...

...will shoot up the highest after adding Mentos?

Ready, 1...2...3...

You guys are bad, making me try out the Mentos every week.

I get wet every time.

Fifteen.

Twenty.

Damn!

You goddamn homebody,

I've played the finger-guessing game for half an hour with you...

...and you only paid so little?

You guys as well, don't just watch.

Pay up now!

Sorry,

just now an audience member was obsessive and held me up during the live-streaming.

All five of you are here?

I only have 15 minutes, please say what you have to say.

Is it because we have outperformed so much...

...that the company wants to raise our performance fees?

The whole company knows we are the top five channels in terms of performance.

Not just a pay rise,

...even granting us some shares wouldn't be too much.

Shares? Don't even think about it.

Now you are being sued for breaching the contract.

What?

How did we breach the contract?

You, the contract stated that you have to accidentally

expose your private parts for five times during each live-streaming.

You never meet that quota,

and sometimes don't even do it once the whole night.

What is this if not a contract breach?

And you, the contract stated that you have to show a cleavage of at least two inches.

See what you are wearing today? A turtleneck!

Where is your cleavage?

Give us back your cleavage.

You, we've got a call from the Premier League...

...complaining that you have interfered with their match results.

They sent a legal letter to sue us.

That seriously affects the company's reputation.

And you!

What about me?

Can't I just have meals and exchange ideas with them?

The contract stated clearly that you are not allowed to privately meet your online friends.

I haven't even included the fact that you sold those worthless NFTs to them.

V

I've earned money for the company and shown my cleavage from time to time.

Have never been complained nor privately dated any online friends.

I totally respect and comply with the contract.

Why is that dark circle around your eye so severe?

This dark circle was done by you, when you got drunk during the live-streaming last night...

...and hit me in the eye.

You will go to jail by harming people.

All these are contract breaches.

The company can unconditionally terminate your contracts.

In addition, you are not allowed to work in any similar fields within ten years.

Want your contracts back? Sure.

I've talked to the company. One and a half million.

One and a half million?

If I have that I would open a bar and enjoy the drinks.

Psycho.

Trivago, is there room for negotiation?

I have helped you settle this.

You know how the company administration is.

They are overly picky and only care about their own performance.

Let's just casually make something to deal with them...

...and allow them to fulfil their duty.

Therefore, I hope you girls can demonstrate your loyalty...

...and help the company with the third anniversary live-streaming.

Help meaning...?

No performance fee for now.

If the views exceed a million for this live-streaming,

...you will get a 5% bonus from the company.

That's better than nothing.

Exactly. You girls may leave now.

I will be in touch once everything is ready.

You agree with that?

Judy, please stay to discuss a few things.

What kind of refrigerator have you got? The corpse can't fit in.

Are you insane?

Did I buy the refrigerator for storing a corpse?

Push harder.

I'm trying.

Hey! Open the door.

Who is that?

-Dang, is that your girlfriend? -(No need to pretend you are out.)

Don't let her in.

Open up.

No, it's the landlady.

Open the door, don't pretend you are not there.

Open up.

Hold this...

Hey.

Hello.

To hell with your hello. Give way.

No, please wait.

Mr. Kan, please...

...please just sign this tenancy termination agreement for me.

When did I say I want to end the tenancy?

This morning your girlfriend called me.

She said she has broken up with you and won't pay your rent anymore.

After deducting your deposit, you can stay for seven more days.

A little further in.

Wanna join?

Join? What the heck.

It is not like what you saw...

Okay okay, stop explaining.

Just sign this first.

These few days I will start bringing people here to see the place.

Please clean up properly before you leave.

Okay, but actually...

Disgusting.

They are friends, and they are just messing with each other.

Don't go around and talk about this.

Your girlfriend is pretty heartless.

She terminated your tenancy right after the break-up.

Either he leaves or I leave.

He wouldn't come to live with us

if he is not cornered.

I am the one who is cornered.

The rent, the utilities, the Internet,

...even the instant noodles he is eating right now were paid by me.

Haven't I told you that I owe you this for now?

Just wait until one of my inventions works.

By then I can pay for your whole life

with just the patent fee.

Kan.

I treated this as my dream too when I first heard this.

But after hearing it for the thousandth time,

...you realise it is merely a fantasy.

I don't want to live with you in a fantasy anymore.

Do you think the woman behind a successful man

is easy to be?

Don't...

I get it.

Being the woman behind a successful man is indeed not easy.

Successful?

The most successful you've been was to hurt my few female friends with an explosion.

Nobody wanted it to overheat...

I said not to use it for over three minutes.

It wouldn't have happened

if your friends weren't so greedy.

Nevermind, let's not talk about it anymore.

Because of you and your inventions, I have no friends now.

Don't worry, sister-in-law.

I will always be here to support you two.

How much longer do you plan to stay here for?

Why are you doing this?

Hey, he stays here and eats our food.

I have supported him for a few months already.

How big is our home?

Last time I wanted to keep a hamster and you said there is no space.

He is like a statue of Buddha now.

And that fish.

He never cleans the dishes after eating.

Never closes the door when pooping.

Will you guys patch things up if I leave?

Yes.

If he leaves, we will be reconciled.

I have decided to leave.

It's stormy out there, where can you go?

To leave the living room for a poop.

Just flush all the problems away.

Remember to close the door.

No problem, treat him as a hamster.

Just treat him as a hamster, okay?

I really don't think I can be the woman behind a successful man.

I will talk to the landlord about terminating the tenancy.

Just leave after you pack up.

Bye, sister-in-law. Go after her.

Take care... Take care.

Go...Go after her.

Just stop talking, would you?

You are so manly!

I think I am really useless.

Rumours say that the richest man in Singapore,

Mr. Tay Senior, who believed firmly in Fengshui...

...will have his funeral and burial on different dates.

Why is that?

Today we have invited Fengshui Master Chan Ting Bong...

...to unravel the mystery for us.

Master.

Mr. Tay Senior's horoscope belongs to that of a king.

The date of his burial must be selected carefully.

Three days later will be exactly the Sun King's configuration.

According to Mr. Tay Senior's date of birth and horoscope,

...that will be most suitable for his burial.

If the burial cannot be carried out on this day, what will happen, Master?

The corporate empire worth of 800 billion that Mr. Tay Senior has built during his life...

...will become nothing.

His descendents will become prostitutes.

His posterity will also be cut off after three generations.

Why is this Sun King's configuration so important?

The Sun King's configuration is...

...one of the luckiest configurations in the Seven Heavens

and Four Stars of Chinese astrology.

People who are buried here...

...his descendants will have their wealth grown by at least a hundred fold.

For example, the 800 billion now...

...will become 80 trillion in the future.

The Tay's family will have boys born like models and girls born like Keung To.

Every descendant will be successful and powerful.

Hey, This corpse is worth a lot of money.

Based on my experience of trash picking for so many years,

...this corpse is worth at least 300 million.

How did you make that out?

It's really simple.

Mr. Tay Senior's three family branches consist of over twenty people.

If they don't want to become prostitutes,

...paying 10 to 20 million each for redemption totally makes sense.

Also, their combined wealth is estimated to be 800 billion.

That can be fully dissipated if they are not careful.

Now they are only being asked for 300 million...

...to guarantee peace and wealth for generations.

Even an actuary would call that a good deal.

Doesn't that mean a lot of people would be conspiring about this corpse?

300 million is a lot.

Yes, that's us.

I don't commit murder or arson.

Then you'll do it if it's not murder nor arson?

Now you are only asked to take away a corpse with a death certificate,

...and you will get 300 million.

What if we get caught?

In the worst scenario, you will be charged with illegal disposal of a dead body.

That's a few months of prison at most.

Think about it, taking the corpse with you...

It wouldn't go and tell the police...

"These two have kidnapped me."

It doesn't need to drink or eat.

It won't run away.

If anything happens, just dump it.

Nobody will ever know.

Illegal disposal of dead bodies.

Eight thousand dollars can settle that.

Jail time is indeed three months only.

Not handling frozen meat properly, that's one and a half thousand dollars.

What are you doing?

Let's go, we are going to be late.

Now? I just got dumped.

Even better, you can focus.

Let's go, let's go.

Shall we make a plan first?

Excuse me, please let us borrow your corpse for a few days.

I will take your silence as a yes.

Once we get the money,

we will burn more stuff to pass to you.

Wish you great health and may your dreams come true down there.

How's it going? Since you get along so well,

you should be his godson.

Stop talking nonsense, look for the corpse.

The two of you are?

We are...

Godsons.

Godsons?

Godsons of Mr. Tay Senior.

You know how big our godfather's family is

with so many descendants.

Sometimes it's inconvenient for us to show our faces.

People may think that we want advantages.

Is that so?

Yes.

We came all the way...

...just to see Godfather and to show our respect.

The deceased who was in a suit for his funeral, right?

Yes...In a suit.

You two are so respectful and loyal.

Mr. Tay Senior's remains have just been sent off to Victoria Public Mortuary.

Got it...Thank you very much.

Virtue is its own reward.

You are welcome.

Being so generous is not your style.

The envelope was empty. I just slid in two pieces of toilet paper.

What now?

Take it... Take it...

We must match the dress code to avoid suspicions.

Go...That way...

There are over twenty corpses here. It will dawn before we are done.

I think this is enough impulse.

Opportunities are...

Opportunities are left for those who have strong desires.

Hold him tight.

On the side...Go sideways...

Finally done.

The phone.

What are you looking for?

Where's my Gat Yi (small gifts of thanks given at funerals)?

You gave all that to the minibus driver.

Are you calling there now?

Give me that.

But I'm not ready yet.

Learn it.

Hello? This is the Tay's funeral committee.

Mr. Tay Senior is with me now.

If you don't want to be unable to bury him three days later...

...and have your whole family becoming prostitutes,

...pay a ransom of 300 million. That's it.

Hello...?

Boss.

Someone called just now

and said they have kidnapped the big boss's corpse.

They asked for 300 million in ransom.

300 million? Of sperm?

Why don't you immediately go and check

if my dad's body is still at the Mortuary?

Yes, Boss.

Does it work...Does it work?

It does.

Your emotions and that...300 million.

Great performance.

Totally above standard for the first time as a kidnapper.

But there is a problem.

The point is, you didn't seem to mention the way to deliver the ransom to us?

That was intentional. Haven't you seen that in movies?

First, we play a mind game with them.

The more they want to give us the random,

the more we avoid telling them how.

And the more we avoid talking about that, the more desperate they become.

We only get in touch with them after two to three days.

By then their anxiety would have apexed.

Only then we ask them to hand over the ransom.

They may even worry that we are not accepting it.

That makes sense, you are indeed extraordinary.

Boss, we just checked.

Big boss's body is still safely kept at the Mortuary.

Nothing happened.

Who the hell plays such games with a dead person?

There is not enough space in the refrigerator for Godfather.

If someone else comes here, you and I will be caught red-handed.

The abandoned school across the street must be deserted,

and it is spacious.

If we bring over some dehumidifying products,

...it should be alright to leave Godfather there for two to three days.

Let's go, what are we waiting for?

Now?Now!

It is absurd to go outside with a corpse in broad daylight.

In broad daylight, no one would ever suspect...

...that you are walking in the street carrying a corpse.

You are scared because of your guilty conscience.

I'm telling you, later we will conceal our fears by singing and dancing.

Then we can openly transfer Godfather...

...from here to there.

Singing and dancing...to cover up our fears?

I only just thought of that.

Inspiring.

Mr. Kan, could you please explain this?

What are you doing with these two?

We signed up for the Good Night Show, and came here for a dance rehearsal.

The latest boy band of 2022.

Dead Body

Dead Body...?

The Good Night Show?

Incredible, right?

Kan.

You said you want to be an inventor in Hong Kong.

That is unrealistic enough.

And now you are dreaming to become a superstar with these two?

I was feeling a bit soft-hearted and considered returning...

...to let you plead with me once more.

But I'm sorry, you and I really aren't meant for each other.

I'm begging you,

if you are so lucky and become a superstar,

...don't ever come back to me.

I'm sorry.

Kan, you have guts.

No...Carrie...I...

Girlfriend is gone.

What have you done?

I admit that I've been hoping to slap her for a long time.

But I was really only trying to hit the fly just now.

It's even better now, I've helped you drive her away with a slap.

You can focus on your career.

Let's find a resting place for Godfather.

Let's go.

It feels heavier.

I agree.

That might work.

The locker. Put him in.

Hey...His head...

Fix the sunglasses first.

Turn him over.

Let him sit down.

Mind the head...

Forget it, let's go to another room.

Hang in there, Godfather.

Every room is so empty.

How about this one? Let's have a look.

Hey, I can't keep going...

Lean against here first.

Hey, help me.

One draw...Just one...

Feels good, right?

An investor is interested in my inventions!

Seriously?

Driver, please stop here.

This is a prohibited area, I will stop over there.

Oops.

Damn it.

Fortunately, Godfather, you are already dead.

Otherwise I would be condemned by my conscience.

Let's quickly carry him up. Come on.

Couldn't even smoke in peace.

It should be right here. Can it be this spooky in broad daylight?

I'll just go, please don't blame me...

Nothing again.

Forget it, let's find another place.

This should work.

What's wrong? Didn't we agree on afternoon?

It's getting dark. I have dinner plans with my mother-in-law.

Quickly.

Hurry up.

"Hot Girls on the Run"...

...is a live-streaming show which consists of mystery,

...thriller and hot girls.

I have asked the company's top five female artists to participate.

At the beginning of the show, I will lock them up in an abandoned school.

They will communicate with the dead continuously there...

...and will get possessed by the ghosts.

How dare you get possessed?

I have died in a horrible way.

...then talk with the dead again... and get possessed again...

...and then talk with the dead again... and get possessed again...

I will not let them out

until we hit a million views.

We may even edit the highlights from this live-streaming...

...into a pseudo-documentary movie...

...and sign up for the Busan Fantastic Film Festival,

...which will lead the company into the international market.

Good, you know what that means?

"One bird two stones”, killing two birds with one stone.

Good idea.

Most importantly...

The artists have agreed to perform free of charge.

I have also landed a sponsorship

from the mobile company providing live-streaming gadgets.

If we can get sponsorship for the props, that would be even better.

If not, it's on me.

Well done.

Look forward to watching your live-streaming show, Trivago.

Told you you've got this.

Told you you have my support.

You've got this as long as you try.

Daddy promises,

...once you turn eighteen,

I will bring you to the playground for adults...

...and treat them with bananas.

Boss, you are so drunk.

Let me drive you home.

Psycho, who would get drunk before dark?

Drink more, I will go home by myself.

Drive and follow him.

Young Master Yin, that guy got drunk so early...

...and took a cab by himself. We can take action.

Isn't that too easy for you?

Then what are you waiting for?

Remember to turn on the camera.

Hey, have you called the investor?

I got in contact with him, don't worry.

Oh no, I left my phone up there.

I'm going back to take it.

What the hell.

I'm not taking the stairs, my legs are so sore.

But that's not okay.

What if Carrie calls?

Carrie who?

That type of woman is worth 200 dollars at most.

What did you just say?

Afterall, you are facing your investor and your dream right now.

Most importantly, I'm so hungry!

Whatever, it's just one street across.

Later, we order a plate of fried noodles with beef first.

You have to make sure he is paying.

Relax, both of us are eloquent.

There is no need to worry. Let's go.

Wait...

Tidy up a little...

What do you think the investor looks like?

He said he has scary tattoos.

Scary tattoos?

Really scary...his tattoos are.

Hello...Hello...

You are the Kan who is nicknamed

Patent Teletubby on the Internet, right?

I've seen your stuff, your stuff is...

He is the one.

Yes, hello.

You are the Kan who is nicknamed Patent Teletubby on the Internet, right?

I've seen your stuff, they look pretty nice.

My favourite is the "Blow job Gum".

The idea is bold.

You bastard even got the idea of the original penis flavour.

Do you do it often with your mouth?

Yes...No...Never.

Have only smelled it before.

How does its texture feel in the mouth?

I knew that you two know nothing about marketing.

You totally didn't think from the client's perspective.

The idea is good, but the actual operation is something else.

This product is totally disconnected with the market. That's outrageous.

Right. Boss, you made a really good point.

Therefore, the next two products I'm going to launch...

...are absolutely eligible for inclusion in this century's top hundred inventions.

Goddamn it.

What are you waiting for? Bring it on.

Okay...Right away...

First one, the "Vibrator Power Bank"!

Brother, this is obviously some cheap stuff.

I can buy the components to make this from Apliu Street with less than a hundred dollars.

Boss, you are right.

It is exactly due to its ease to assemble, which means anyone can do it,

...that its patent is valuable.

Do you actually understand what you are saying?

Boss, do you know that in each of the major cities in this world,

...how unbalanced the male to female population ratio is?

Take Hong Kong as an example,

the highest ratio of male to female is 1 to 4.

What does that mean? That means 35% of ladies...

25%.

...25% of ladies are single.

Rounding that down would be at least one and a half million, right?

Hence this invention is capable of, from the outside to the inside...

...then from the inside to the outside...

...and then from the outside to the inside...

That's about it.

...caressing the souls of single ladies.

It can be used anytime, anywhere,

and is highly sustainable.

Why?

Because it can generate energy during its vibration.

You can get orgasmic while charging it, oh my goodness!

That's totally fantastic, isn't it?

Therefore, I believe all the environmentalists around the world...

...will love this invention of mine.

Shut up.

This is workable. This is really workable.

Then you guys can do it yourselves, no need to find investors.

Actually this is just the trial version.

Using it for over three minutes will lead to overheating and explosion.

There were a few greedy ladies...

...who were unfortunately harmed by an explosion during the trial.

Deep fried abalones.

That's why we need more capital to improve this product...

...and to compensate the ladies.

How about this?

Can you just show me one, one is good enough,

...just one slightly better product?

Sure, here is the second one.

The "Heart Jump-starter"!

When using this, it has to be clipped point to point.

It uses electric currents to expand the patient's blood vessels around the heart,

...which promotes blood circulation.

The patient's heart rate can be restored to the normal level of 70 times per minute.

Healthy people can use this to improve the functions of their hearts.

Absolutely an epoch-making invention.

So incredible?

Any possibility of explosion?

Absolutely no chance.

-Are you sure? -I'm sure.

Point to point? Meaning these two points?

Let me try it, my heart is not feeling quite right.

Actually this is also just the trial version.

Only the capillaries would react to that.

-I'm leaving. -Don't...Don't...

Give it a try...Give it a try.

Come on, hurry up and let me try it.

Excuse me.

Wow...Your nipples...

So firm!

I've been training.

Okay, are you ready?

I'm a bit nervous.

That's normal.

I'm ready.

Alright.

What is happening?

Experiencing 70 times per minute.

Since the current is not strong enough now,

...only the capillaries are reacting.

I can tell that your reaction is great.

Very lively.

Very strong!

That proves my direction of research is correct.

How many times per minute did you say?

70

Are you crazy? 70 times per minute?

Find me when you have figured out how to sustain 70 minutes each time.

That hurts, screw you!

Hey Boss, I still have other inventions to...

The sponsor has paid, you girls sort out how to use them.

What's the connection between spiritual exploration and condoms?

We've been paid.

We will use this tablet for today's live-streaming.

Isn't this big one very heavy?

Told you we've been paid.

One torch for the five of us?

Is that too many?

Remember to look at the floor plan,

the time slots and the locations are written there.

Just keep making things happen during the live-streaming.

Make some noise if you have nothing to do.

Better sound like you are moaning.

You, let me hear you make some noise.

Good.

Remember, although we are not paid for this performance,

...there will be a bonus if the views exceed a million.

If we fail this time, I will lose my job too.

Why are you telling me this?

Because we are sitting in the same boat.

You persuaded the clients to buy NFTs because you wanted to make some quick money.

Now I'm giving you the chance to make some quick money.

Help me make this live-streaming show work.

I will share half of my commission with you.

Such a good deal?

You see how disunited the girls in this company are.

Things will go wrong without any supervision.

Doesn't that mean I am doing your job?

Half is too little.

I will give you my whole commission, deal?

Deal.

Right.

Didn't everyone say they want an opportunity for breakthroughs?

Here comes the opportunity.

If this goes well, we will even have the chance for a bonus.

I wouldn't have come if it's not for the money.

Same here.

Live-streaming starts after 15 minutes.

In short, we can finish early if the views exceed a million.

We can finish early? Why didn't you say that earlier?

I guess if we work a bit harder,

...this can be done within three hours.

-Good show...Good show. -Good show...

Finally, as demanded by the sponsor...

...there cannot be other brands appearing.

Hand over your phones.

To avoid being sued again for contract breaches.

Do we have to?

It's just a few hours.

Take this as an Internet fasting. Helps your spiritual growth, I guess.

Even this tree is bullying me.

Let it go.

Big bosses would not ask you to meet at a Cha Chaan Teng (local cafe).

Most likely a swindler.

But I didn't expect him to go so low...

...and take food from the bowl of a beggar.

Do I look like a beggar?

Are you not a beggar?

Thank you.

Listen to me.

You lost your job, and have nowhere to live.

Soon you can't even pay your rent.

And you can't sell any of your inventions.

The meal you just had was likely your last supper.

But don't worry, we still have Godfather.

Talking about Godfather, I start to miss him.

Let's walk faster.

Do you have to be so respectful?

I want to poop, bastard.

You had iced milk tea?

Two glasses.

Are you nervous? I am very!

Because 15 minutes later,

"Hot Girls on the Run"...

...will officially begin!

Want to know what kind of spooky adventures the five beauties will experience?

Ask your friends and relatives to watch together!

Cut, light a stick of incense for me.

Check if anything is missing.

Let's go back to the company and watch the live-streaming.

What's going on there?

"Hot Girls on..."?

..."the Run"?

If they start to live-stream here, Godfather will be revealed.

Relax, Godfather has been well hidden.

They can't find him in a while.

But let's carry Godfather back first.

The door is locked, how can we do that?

I remember from last time, there is a gate at the back.

We should be able to go in. Come...Follow me.

Check the items he is carrying and take the useful ones out.

Heaven and earth are open, the third and the seventh streams flow in reverse.

Virgin Mary blesses the Supreme Lord of Tao.

The Third Prince of Allah arrives immediately.

All the gods and buddhas have been called upon, just follow the script.

Now you are asked to hold a finger, not a piece of sushi.

In the act, the divine of the saucer has to sharply point to...

...the six words everyone is going to die tonight.

This is all English.

How to say everyone is going to die tonight in English?

"Tonight all go to die"?

Do you even speak English?

It should be "All die we and us tonight".

Please cooperate if you want to finish early, okay?

Actually, I sensed a force from the sixth one.

Save it.

We will start soon, everyone stays sharp.

Let's go in from here.

Oh no, does this gate open?

Good job, let's go now...

Shut up, the live-streaming is starting now.

Ready to roll.

The live-streaming group is inside.

But all the doors are locked, how do we go up?

Climb up the water pipes?

How do we carry Godfather down after that?

Let's worry about that later. We should go up first.

I've said this.

He asked if I eat abalones, I said I do.

Eh...ll should have had squids instead of abalones.

Stop talking, let's bring Godfather out.

Hey, keep going.

What's wrong?

Sor...sorry...

This is refreshing.

This really wakes me up.

What's wrong with you?

How could it stink so much? Asshole.

Is there a sweet scent?

Do you know why?

Holding it a hundred times makes it sweet.

Psycho.

You deserve that, since you love abalones.

Go faster, I can't hold it much longer.

Is it really this high?

Just one more step, brother.

Hand...Hand...

Are we at the wrong rooftop?

You are telling me this now?

It is here.

Stop talking nonsense, would you?

Who suggested this stupid idea to put Godfather up here?

I think it was you?

Hey, stop talking.

Take Godfather down quickly, you are so heavy.

3...2...

You did it again...

Brother Big Ming.

Did you hear that noise from outside?

Yes I did.

Must be the abalones.

I can't...

...can't...It's leaking out...

Damn it, so stinky. You think people down there can smell it?

Did you hear that?

I did, I'm not drunk.

Isn't this school deserted?

No wonder my head started aching from the moment I entered.

Don't be silly. Is this the first time you take part in a spiritual exploration show?

Trivago arranged this.

We are ready to set off now.

Let's go.

It's probably just some old lady taking out trash downstairs, okay?

You are tall and big, stop being a coward.

Are you going to wait until he gets up and finishes his breakfast?

Wake him up with the oyster knife.

Did you hear what Boss just said?

Wake him up with the oyster knife.

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for this oyster knife...

...to wake him up.

The client has paid, remember to mention this.

If the male teacher had used this condom back then,

...he wouldn't have impregnated someone...

...and ended up losing his own life.

I wonder if we can successfully invite the male teacher here today.

I don't even know...

...if any of us will be unable to leave this school alive.

The God of Death, it looks like someone among us will actually die today.

Someone will die...?

The God of Death?

I said I am very scared.

My bad, I didn't make it clear enough.

Please wake him up by stabbing him with the oyster knife.

You should have said it clearly.

So lively here, live-streaming downstairs...

...Brokeback Mountain upstairs.

Did you hear that?

The noise just now was made by the soul stealer from hell.

Clearly someone screamed upstairs.

Told you that was a prepared script.

I didn't see that in the script.

Has Trivago really arranged everything so thoughtfully?

Are we still going up to the second floor?

Of course we are. Don't you want to finish this sooner too?

Yes, but I'm not going first.

I can take the lead, let's finish the work quickly and leave here.

I want to go home and drink.

Get ready, we are going.

Why did you seal his mouth?

We are making him say the password now.

Aren't we? Dumbass.

If you make another noise, you will get stabbed again.

Understand that?

What are you doing, Big Ming?

Have you got the wrong guy?

I didn't kill your parents. Why do you kidnap me?

You didn't kill my parents.

But you killed my boss's father.

Yin?

Why would I kill Yat?

Stop talking.

Young Master Yin just wants your password.

What password?

WiFi password?

The one for my home or the one for the office?

You often said one should launder his own money,

...and virtualised the society's assets with a single wallet.

Hand over the password.

Dude, you said that.

That's the society's assets.

How would I know all the passwords?

This wallet needs two sets of passwords.

Getting only my password is useless.

Without the other, you can't transfer the money out.

By then the entire field will hunt you down. Is that worth it?

Is that worth it? Not at all, right?

Brother Big Ming...

Just found this in the pockets of his pants.

So careless?

We are talking about hundreds of millions of the society's assets.

How could you just keep that in your pockets?

My subordinates really just accidentally found it.

I've said that you Hong Kong people have very weak security awareness.

Better not stay here for too long.

Didn't you say it is deserted here?

People upstairs were moaning so excitedly.

I heard that too.

However...

This is a good place.

Godfather must leave tonight.

Come on, let's carry him down now.

This time you stay at the bottom and I go up.

Come on. Hurry up...Hurry up...

Okay.

Did everyone hear that cry from the soul stealer of hell clearly?

My spirit detector told me...

...besides the male teacher...

...there are many other forms of spirits present.

The live-streaming girls are coming up.

Now we are trapped in between. What do we do?

They like spiritual exploration so much.

Godfather, now it's time for you to make an appearance.

That scared the hell out of me.

Told you to watch out for my heart, Brother.

Are you crazy?

You made such a fantastic scene with zero budget.

That is totally insane.

Please don't blame us...

Please help to scare them if you can.

If this live-streaming goes well,

...I will burn a billion or so to pass to you.

This was all arranged...Let's keep watching...

Brother Big Ming.

I think some women really screamed.

The old lady who was taking out trash saw a cockroach...

...and screamed, okay?

How's it? Come on, quickly.

Move Godfather down.

What are you laughing at? The password.

Haven't you guys heard about the ghosts of the comfort women?

Back then the Japanese soldiers held the comfort women here.

And later here became a mass grave.

The women's spirits couldn't rest.

Therefore every year, at least one to two hundred young and strong men...

...came here and died.

The stronger they were, the more horribly they died.

Every one of them died from exhaustion.

Use your brain, okay? He is obviously stalling.

Keep him still, take his phone here.

Think you are funny?

Do it.

No...

No...

Not on the face.

He already did.

Small letter W...33...

427

Capital letter K, small letter K

6247

Good boy.

Can you say that password again?

Small letter w...33427...

Capital letter K, small letter k...

06247...

Small letter z.

Wrong.

Wrong? Impossible, impossible for that to be wrong.

Maybe I have mixed up the capital and small letters?

Shall we try again? Once again.

Okay.

Here it comes, capital letter W...

33427

Small letter K, capital letter K

06247...

Capital letter Z

It must be correct this time.

If this is incorrect, it must be wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong again? Impossible, it must be right.

Do you plan to keep saying the incorrect passwords

until the account is locked?

Not at all. I must be unable to recall it at this moment only.

I might have made a mistake.

How about this? Just let me think about it for another moment, okay?

Once I get it, I will tell you immediately. Okay?

That is unnecessary.

The reason that I hired them is purely to handle you.

They have been standing for a long time.

Let's give them a chance to show their capabilities.

Wait, I'm getting it!

I almost have it, almost.

Are you done posing? Do it.

I'm getting really close,

just give me another second. Okay?

That hurts a lot.

He is noisy. Cover his mouth when beating him.

Don't...Don't...

What I saw just now,

...| won't be able to forget my entire life.

I wonder if those spirits are still following us.

I'm still very scared.

Nam has prepared the setup for communicating with the dead.

We can now officially...

...invite the male teacher who committed suicide here

to leave the first comment.

Who would have guessed that Trivago has spent so much...

...on a fake corpse to scare us.

I wonder what else is waiting for us ahead.

It starts to feel like being in a haunted house.

I'm feeling really excited.

Everyone heard that? That was the calling from hell.

Does everyone want to witness the demeanour of the ambassador from hell?

Or maybe, this ambassador from hell...

...is the male teacher who committed suicide here back then.

Let's go up and check it out.

What now? Willing to say the right password yet?

Don't hold everyone up from finishing work.

Big Ming...I've told you.

I only know the WiFi passwords of my home and the office.

Isn't there no budget?

Look how grand this set is.

Help.

Kidnappers...Call the police.

There must be a way. The solution will come.

Wait a moment.

This may be useful.

In a moment, we throw Godfather down.

Then we jump down and send Godfather away with the reaction force.

Will that work?

Let me see...The angle is right.

Wind direction...No wind.

The two of us combined weigh more than 300 pounds.

That's more than sufficient to send away a corpse of 150 pounds.

Even as far as Wong Tai Sin.

Watching that hurts.

The special makeup is pretty nice.

Yes...Very real.

Dang.

It seems to be the real ambassador from hell.

What do we do? There is no way out if we run downstairs.

Let's hide separately.

We wouldn't be easily caught within a short while.

V, seek help in the live-streaming.

Go in first...

Go in first...

Help!

Do your live-streaming properly.

Your testicles will get burnt if you hinder others' enjoyment.

That deserves being beaten.

Assholes, go after them! Why are you still standing there?

Need to warm up before you can chase them?

Heard that? Go get them!

Don't miss any of the girls. Get all of them back.

You search this floor, we go a floor down.

Did you guys see that? Someone has died.

Trivago, come and save us now.

And call the police...Call the police!

Did you see that guy just now?

He got hit by the hammer. He even got a knife stabbed into his leg.

Someone is coming.

Young Master Lung.

I'm sorry.

Pardon me, are you alright?

We are nobody, we follow orders only.

Since this has now been revealed,

...why don't you hand over the password and let me fulfil my duty?

I will then let you go during the chaos.

Your life matters more now,

the society must be able to earn the money back later.

I can even help you with that.

About Young Master Yin...

Actually, I have spoken with him many times.

But he is really stubborn and wouldn't listen.

Hence we really are only following orders.

Big Ming... You know exactly what you are doing.

Once I tell you the password,

...will I still get to live?

You will likely kill me afterwards,

...and then frame Yin for that.

After that, you can easily take away hundred millions of dollars from the society.

The preliminary diagnosis is myocardial infarction, which means a heart attack.

In fact, you shouldn't have let an elderly at this age get into a threesome.

As his family, why haven't you looked after him properly?

I was not present that day.

In a moment, we will send him to Victoria Public Mortuary.

In view of the high amount of corpses recently,

...it may take a bit longer to arrange for cremation.

Roughly a month.

Thanks, Doctor.

Young Master Yin, my condolences.

I don't believe my dad would ever be in a threesome.

He got distressed by paying two extra dollars for an iced drink

at a Cha Chaan Teng (local cafe).

It's a threesome that we are talking about. How could he have asked for two prostitutes?

He was such a cheap ass.

Unless...

Unless someone else was paying.

What does that mean?

Young Master Lung.

It was a treat from Young Master Lung.

Then this is murder.

He knew my dad was so stingy.

And he treated him to a threesome, providing the room and the prostitutes...

And even Viagra.

That's solid evidence.

Uncle Yat has just retired from the business, and this immediately happened.

I don't think it was a coincidence.

Forget it.

Say it, keep going.

Ruthless. Do it.

-Do it! -Got it.

-Do it right away! -I'm on it.

Impeded my mourning.

Nobody is here.

Put him up there first.

1...2...3

Come on.

Screw this.

Young Master Lung is indeed experienced.

It's a pity that you knew it too late.

Now we don't have much time left.

And there is only one last chance for the password.

This blow may hurt a little more.

I would like to see how many blows you can endure.

Are you ready?

You are coming again?

Anytime.

1...

1

Told you I don't want to do this.

2...

2

Do you have Panadol?

The password!

3!

Two and a half...

Yat...Yat, how did you end up here?

Yat...

Who would have thought that at such a critical moment...

...you would appear here to save me.

Previously I was not able to save you.

But this time I won't leave you behind.

I'm taking you with me.

Let's leave together.

What are you doing, Miss Gogo?

The opportunity to apply my chemical knowledge for punishing evil is finally here.

Are you sure that you want to play with chemistry at such a moment?

This is a poisonous gas bomb.

After a while, you stand at the doorway...

...and intentionally let them see you to lure them over.

When they get to the middle of the hallway,

...you give me the signal to release the bomb.

Then you run back here immediately. That will do.

I'm the bait? Can we swap?

Sure, then you are responsible for releasing the poisonous gas.

But there is only one chance.

Also, be careful with the corrosive liquid in the bucket.

That could easily disfigure you. Be careful.

Nevermind. Forget what I just said.

Hey! Hey! Stop running!

Hey!

I told you to come back here!

Cute guy!

I have been a disrespectful child.

I finally understand...

...how much pain Godfather has suffered from that fall.

Did you see which floor Godfather has flown to?

I just opened my eyes.

How would I know?

The school is huge, it will take us forever to search.

We still need to search.

Do you want the 300 million to "turn water into fortune"?

It should be to "turn fortune into water", idiot.

Get up.

You bastard.

Hi!

Shall we go up to meet Brother Big Ming?

Okay.

I knew you girls would come back here first.

How's it? Did you call the police?

Has someone come to save us yet?

Nobody believes us. Take a look yourselves.

Do you guys actually understand what is going on here?

We also thought it was arranged by the company.

Who would have expected real kidnapping to happen here?

Quickly call the police to help us.

Incredibly fake.

Such a coincidence? Do you think the audience is foolish?

Save it. Your acting is very bad.

Bad acting? Do you want us to go up there and conduct an interview?

To ask them their philosophy behind the kidnapping.

And then have a barbeque together happily. Only by then you guys will believe us.

We are not acting at all.

I actually used a poisonous bomb just now to knock out the kidnappers

so that we could come down here.

Are you serious with this bluffing?

It turns out Miss Gogo is into guns too.

If you have guts, ask the guy who was covered in blood to show himself.

I am the victim tonight.

Has my appearance made this more convincing?

The guy is still bleeding, looks like he is severely injured.

What exactly is going on?

Hello everyone, my name is Young Master Lung.

I am the victim in your live-streaming show tonight.

Now I will introduce a special guest.

He is...

Who is he?

Uncle Yat.

Young Master Lung, our audience tonight really wants to know...

...what is happening.

-The following time is all yours. -Okay.

If you wish to know the whole story too,

...I will start with the retirement.

I don't know what to do without Uncle Yat going forward.

You can take over.

I'm only good at fighting and killing.

Do you expect everyone to be capable of money laundering?

Only Uncle Yat can handle that.

The time has changed.

We often talk about decentralisation.

I have been decentralised by this era.

That is good.

I can spend more time with my son.

Exactly.

Nonetheless, don't you guys think that his position can be easily replaced.

Why? These few decades, in the field of money laundering,

...nobody could ever be as great as Uncle Yat.

His greatness lies in the fact that if I give him 10 million to launder,

...he would only return 2 million to me.

The remaining 80% is all in his own pocket.

Not every person could do it like you did.

However, the time is different now.

My gang has completely converted to virtual currencies.

I launder my own money.

I receive the entire 10 million that I have laundered.

Thanks for all your hard work in the past.

Don't be so unforgiving.

It is perfect now. I'm retiring.

Don't reach out even if you have money to spend.

You launder your own money.

It was a joke, are you seriously angry?

I'm sorry. Let me punish myself with this drink.

Tonight we celebrate Uncle Yat's retirement.

Everything is on me.

Girls, rooms, Viagra all covered.

That's it then. Come on, this one follows me.

Where's the Viagra?

Can you handle two women?

You are paying for my threesome but Viagra is not included? That's unethical.

That's not it...

The whole bottle!

You are full of moral principles.

Cheers.

Cheers...Let's drink.

Your turn, you guess...

It's Yat.

What's up?

Something is wrong, Young Master Lung. Uncle Yat went hard.

Hard is good, he can't stand that?

That's not what I meant, Young Master Lung. His whole body is hard.

And he keeps panting, looks like he is not making it.

That serious?

I'm coming right now.

Now one of you helps him with CPR.

The other continues with the blow job.

Blow job? Still?

Of course, that helps to push his blood to the brain.

But by all means, don't make him ejaculate.

In addition,

...don't let anyone know what happened

to Uncle Yat before I arrive. Okay?

Alright, the fun goes on.

Yat!

Yat! Get off!

If anything happens to you, I won't be at ease my whole life.

Told you not to get a threesome.

What happened?

Told you not to get a threesome.

I...

Hey!

I told you not to make him ejaculate.

Swallow it before you speak, okay?

I saw him waking up, so I just wanted to celebrate that.

Did I hear that right?

It's Y.T., right?

Should be T.Y.?

Y.T., in a suit with a tie.

T.Y.TAY.. It should be T.Y. TAY, right?

No...K.Y.? No...

Forget about that, what do we do now?

Should we still carry Godfather back?

To hell with Godfather. Just leave, is he even related to you?

Who the hell are you guys? Why are you here?

We took Godfather here just to save you.

Yat is your Godfather?

Tell us the truth now.

Actually we only just learnt that Godfather is called Uncle Yat.

Exactly...

Uncle Yat.

The truth is actually this...

Brother Big Ming, are you alright?

The microphone and the camera are both off.

Shall we turn them on to see what Young Master Yin has to say?

Why did the screen go dark for so long? Where's everyone?

Young Master Lung has escaped.

You tied him and he escaped? What's wrong with you guys?

What about Big Ming?

Brother Big Ming is unconscious. What do we do now?

How did you wake Young Master Lung earlier?

Wake him up the same way now.

Do you need me to teach you that? Dumbass!

Uncle Yat.. . Uncle Yat!

What about Uncle Yat?

Have you gone dumb after being hit by Young Master Lung?

Just now Uncle Yat's spirit appeared and attacked me.

Then where is my dad now?

You useless bunch of crap said you want to take revenge for me.

I only asked you to get the password, and you messed that tiny task up.

You couldn't even get hold of a few girls, why are you all so useless?

Heard that? Go and get them!

Kill everyone you meet except Young Master Lung.

When did I get stabbed?

I'm coming over to clean up the mess for you guys.

Dumbass.

So you guys stole the wrong corpse and kidnapped the wrong guy.

You guys are really a joke.

-Yes... -Yes...A joke...Very stupid...

Having said that...

We did send Uncle Yat over.

That should count as a good deed.

How about we take that as a small favour owed to us by Young Master Lung?

But there is no rush to repay us.

We will meet again if destined. See you around.

We also don't want to disturb your reunion with Uncle Yat, Young Master Lung.

If it's convenient, please send Uncle Yat back to the Mortuary when you are done.

Since we still have a few meetings to attend,

...we are leaving now. That's it.

See you next time.

Goodbye. That's it.

Brother Big Ming.

Two other guys are here.

We called Uncle Yat our Godfather.

He is forever our Godfather

We should not leave him alone when a crisis appears.

That is disrespectful.

I have thought it through. You can't keep owing someone a favour.

It's meaningless after a while.

Since the whole thing started with Young Master Lung,

...maybe you should go outside...

...and let them shoot you once or twice to settle it.

Shouldn't hold them up from getting off work.

Five women and two men, I can't fight this.

Maybe I should wait for the others.

Then stay where you are and wait for me.

I come down to join you now, okay?

Why would you want me to walk down when I'm limping?

This is the fifth floor.

Crap.

If this is it, I have no other way.

Originally I planned to take 50 to 100 million from my society...

...and give that to my lifesaver as a token of gratitude.

Looks like I have to sacrifice myself this time.

What a joke!

We respect Young Master Lung's noble sentiment a lot.

How could we just let you die, Young Master Lung?

Let's brainstorm for a solution, shall we?

Are you done talking? Once the gangster reaches the door, we are doomed.

I want everyone to help me with an experiment.

Citric acid, baking soda, Uncle Yat.

I said we are going to be screwed.

Sorry.

My leg keeps bleeding, I'm afraid I will lose too much blood if I keep walking.

Go and take a look yourself first.

Then let me go and have a look.

Later we start by attacking the middle of his body.

Dumbbells of 40 pounds multiplied by an impulsive force of 80 pounds,

...that makes at least 3000 pounds. We will surely win this.

Yat, give it all you have once you are up.

No need to have any reservations.

Uncle Yat, defeat him... Uncle Yat, defeat him...

I saw that you guys have gone in there.

Don't try to lure me in there.

Uncle Yat?

Don't come out

if you two have guts.

What happened?

Tried to shoot me, did you? Stammered, did you?

Brother Big Ming, was it?

Testicles... Testicles!

It was so cool when you ran out to kill-steal.

Timing is important for kill-stealing.

If you are careless, you may get screwed by your own people.

Don't mess with that.

You are so experienced.

Will you stay to protect me?

How did you know what I was thinking just now?

I was looking at you...

...and saw you looking at the citric acid and the baking soda.

Hence in my brain this appeared:

Adding citric acid to sodium bicarbonate becomes trisodium citrate.

This explosive formula.

I couldn't think of other possibilities besides this.

Do you believe in the second law of thermodynamics?

The level of testosterone...

The level of entropy completely decides the amount of heat between us.

I feel so hot, baby.

I am the living embodiment of chemistry and justice, Miss Gogo.

Patent Teletubby, Kan.

Stutter.. . Where are you?

Boss, I've got hold of Young Master Lung.

Everyone else has been handled.

So incredible? But you only shot once.

After I made that shot...

I turned and attacked his private parts...

Followed by a throw-and-hit.

Alright. You are most remarkable.

Take him up here.

Boss...Where are you?

The fifth floor.

I'm on the third floor.

Then you don't have to come down...

I will take Young Master Lung up.

Hurry up.

You are really smart.

Seeing such a man and a woman in love makes me want to beat them up.

But I would also like some exciting and adventurous love stories myself.

Our views are now over 900 thousand.

Some audience have commented that...

...they wish to see us catching and punishing the bad guys.

Some even asked how Miss Gogo conducted that experiment.

We should ask Miss Gogo that.

The netizens want to know how the experiment was conducted.

Let's hand it over to Miss Gogo.

This experiment can be conducted by everyone at home.

First, prepare some citric acid and some baking soda.

Remember to use baking soda, not hypo soda.

Those two are different.

Mix them together.

That will rapidly produce a large volume of carbon monoxide.

The amount is enough to break through glass bottles and metal cans.

By adjusting the ratio of citric acid to baking soda,

...various scales of explosions can be produced.

Kids, please do not try this at home.

Some netizens said that they want to know...

...our plan to punish the evil ones.

About the plan...since this whole thing began with you, Young Master Lung,

...I believe you are most qualified to talk about the plan.

I am almost retiring. You should ask the young ones instead.

Ask Kan...Ask Kan.

Water bottles, air guns, condoms.

Alright, by now...

We can only turn our defence into of fence.

Okay, everybody.

Now there is one on the third floor, and one on the fifth floor.

We need to go in two ways.

You guys are responsible for luring the gangster on the third floor...

...to the east side staircase on the fourth floor.

We will prepare a trap to handle him.

Remember, there will be mouse glue on the floor. Watch out for that.

Miss Gogo and I...

We will go up to the fifth floor and the rooftop

to prepare two explosive experiments.

Therefore do not go up there, no matter what happens.

Young Master Lung, you will wait with Uncle Yat at the rooftop.

I've been hurt to this degree, I don't think I can be of much help.

Of course not by yourself.

With Uncle Yat, that's more than sufficient.

You are plotting to blow him up again?

His old body cannot survive much of that.

Afterall, he is my godfather. I will take good care of him.

Okay, now is the time. Action.

Stop running!

Stop right there!

Fierce tiger...

They should be here any moment.

Miss Gogo and I are going up to the rooftop for preparations.

Okay, I will wrap it up.

Brother Big Ming...

Young Master Lung suddenly revolted...

I'm afraid I can't handle him alone...

Please come down and help.

Stutter, where are you?

Is Young Master Lung next to you?

Yes, he is...

Young Master Lung

is with me.

Dang!

Close the door...Close the door.

Go to hell, you!

Go quickly!

I will kill all of you bastards!

Big Ming, goodbye. See you next time.

Again?

How did it turn out like this?

Finally everything has ended.

I'm here, where are you bunch of idiots?

We got hold of Young Master Lung...

The hall.

We are in the hall now.

Keep an eye on him, I'm coming up now.

Yat.

Seems like the two of you should sit down

and talk about this properly as father and son.

How can they talk when he is dead?

You guys could make explosives.

Making a corpse talk would be a piece of cake.

Damn it...

Push him to the middle.

Place the tube in the middle of his back.

Young Master Lung, microphone test.

1234, testing...

Okay.

Okay. Remember, don't play for over ten minutes.

The jump starter may not be able to make it.

Okay.

Alright, let's go.

You are really close.

We are hiding, for sure we need to stay close.

Holy crap.

Why is the first floor not okay?

Why does it have to be the fifth floor? Which floor is it now?

Leg day...

Big Ming? Having a barbeque?

Big Ming!

Yin.

Daddy?

Are you really back?

You brat.

Why did you capture Young Master Lung?

You made a mess.

I can't even rest in peace.

When will you learn to be sensible?

Am I not being sensible again?

Everything I did was to avenge you.

Why would I need you to avenge me?

You befriended a bunch of disreputable people, and were deceived by them.

They are merely taking advantage of you.

As a man, you cannot become a joke.

You always told me to be sensible, but whom am I doing that for?

You take care of the society more than of me.

My friends are disreputable.

Your best friend, Young Master Lung, killed you.

I am avenging you now! And you still scold me!

To you, I will always be a useless person.

Isn't that true?

Even a useless person needs to grow up.

How could my son, the son of Yat, be a useless person?

Do you remember the night you turned eighteen?

Yes, I remember.

I remember you telling me...

A kid with foreskin...

...will not be kissed by any ladies.

Play finger-guessing, shall we? Let's play.

Hey...Play with me.

Drink it.

Five... Ten! You lost!

Happy birthday to me...

If you don't flirt with girls,

don't drink and don't call on prostitutes, you are not a man.

Daddy sends you this gift...

...because I wish to teach you.

As a man, you should never ever be a joke.

Ever since your mom passed away,

...do you know what I have looked forward to the most?

Exactly this.

Father and son visiting prostitutes and having a great time together.

Daddy...

I love you.

What are you doing... Say it that way, don't waste it.

-That night was the night in all these years... -I love you.

...which I experienced the strongest paternal love.

That night I felt recognised by you...

...as a man who can fight side by side with you.

Let me tell you a secret.

Your birthday night was actually a treat from Young Master Lung too.

Hence you need to understand that he is an uncle to you.

Not an enemy.

You should respect him.

Treat him like your own father.

Therefore, remember to give him red pockets on the first and the fifteenth each month.

I can then rest in peace.

Daddy, are you leaving again?

Don't go.

Don't leave me alone, please?

I promise I will be sensible.

I will not seek revenge against Young Master Lung.

I really enjoyed going to the nightclubs with you.

This part about the father-and-son relationship is really well written.

Trivago, you are bad.

Watching this makes me sentimental.

I suddenly want to call my dad.

Is that necessary?

What's wrong?

I want to go with Daddy to the nightclubs too.

Why are you emitting smoke, Daddy?

Are you leaving? Don't...Don't!

Oh no, it's overheating.

What are we waiting for? Get out and get him!

What's going on?

Uncle Lung?

Wake up, silly boy.

Your dad actually cares about you a lot.

He asked me to look after you a long time ago.

Are you retiring because you have earned enough?

There is no end to making money.

I began working in this field at the age of thirteen.

I have seen too many.

Nothing is beyond my handle.

The only thing I failed at was to raise my son properly.

These few years it gets harder and harder for us to communicate.

The last time we talked was likely the day he turned eighteen.

He is still so silly and naive in his twenties.

If anything happens to me,

... will regret that I haven't spent any quality time with him my entire life.

What should I do?

Don't say that, how could you die so easily?

I'm not joking.

If anything happens to me,

...look after Yin for me.

You are only retiring, not drawing lots on life or death.

Let's drink.

Take good care of Yin.

Drink it.

Take good care of Yin.

Just drink up.

Take good care of Yin.

Your dad retired from the business...

...just to spend more time with his son.

Now you understand what he cared about the most.

That's already two million.

It's never too late for a wayward son to repent.

After our breathtaking live-streaming tonight,

...does everyone like this ending?

If you do, please remember to pay up...

Pay up...

Cheers!

We agreed on a million views only.

Now we have reached two million views, how much should we charge the client?

How bad of you,

you have to make me brag in front of the client.

You did such an impressive job with zero budget.

Next time you should subsidise from your own pocket.

I dare say that the company will go public in three years, Boss.

I'm on it...I'm on it.

The one that we have discussed for a long time, what's it called?

The one that we have discussed for a long time, what's it called?

"Extreme Nine Hours - Hot Guys Meeting Daisies".

Haven't implemented that yet after a long discussion.

Daisies are nice!

It's time for you to show off again.

I'm on it...I'm on it.

Let's not disturb Trivago's thoughts.

Just let that sink in for a moment... Submit the proposal tomorrow.

I support you.

Daisies are nice, the bigger the merrier!

Even bigger and those would become sunflowers.

Bigger is better... The stamen has to be this big, right?

Exactly.

This bitch is trying to hurt me.

You said you need an unboxing video.

Everyone knew that vibrator was going to explode.

And you still asked me to test it in real time?

You were obviously setting me up.

Setting you up? Your fans are the ones who set me up.

They often leave perverted comments during my live-streaming.

Why can't those perverts be your fans instead of mine?

Trivago, she is bullying me.

After that night

V's dream came true and opened a bar

Guests from the previous live broadcast and her guessing also came to join her.

Nam continues to use her power as a genie...

...to keep the bar full of customers.

Nam's genie power is stronger than Mr. Shiu.

What does that have to do with me?

I don't even need to look at the cards, just look at his unpleasant face.

Sharp eyebrows plus a narrow forehead means a lack of prosperity.

His wife will die from starvation and his house will become stinky.

Take a look at his face carefully.

His eyes are like the peach blossom in March. What does that mean?

A lot of love affairs,

not missing any of the issues on prostitutes, gambling and drinking.

And he often goes to supermarkets with girls.

Supermarkets?

To tell the truth, I'm actually a rich kid.

That supermarket belongs to my dad.

Therefore, it is totally normal for me to go there and check out the business.

How about I promise that I will only go to supermarkets with you in the future?

Miss Gogo and I have made used of the investment from Young Master Lung,

...and finally developed the latest model of the "Heart Jump-starter”.

Many pharmacies and hospitals have bought our patent...

...and successfully saved many lives.

It has even been included in this century's top hundred inventions.

Yat.

You can rest in peace. Yin has a clear target now.

He has found his direction. Don't worry about him.

Right?

Daddy.

After all the experiences,

I have finally found my way.

I promise that I will travel around

the world in the coming three years...

...and visit various countries and corporations as a motivational speaker.

Let me show you something,

Is that too close?

Your dad is a bit shortsighted, that's okay.

Have you ever wondered...

...why your love life,

career or family relationship...

...is always stagnant?

How come you never succeed, no matter what you do?

The reason is simple. Because you are a joke.

Today, no matter which field you are in or what kind of background you are from,

...or how old you are,

...let me teach you something simple.

Just think about this.

I cannot be a joke anymore.

Today I have included a link here.

This link goes to a completely free clip.

However, there is a time cap.

If you can still watch this clip,

...Congratulations.

Because you will learn about how to stop being a joke.

And I guarantee, that will be useful for your entire life.

Is that okay?

Does it work? I pointed at the wrong spot?

Then figure it out yourself!

I hired you to fix this.

Why is that not okay?

What are you looking at? What are you filming?

Stop shooting!

I'm exhausted,

how many more takes do we need to do?

Still filming? Stop it!