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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,663 # I'll lay the dish here Ooh, l� l� l� l� 2 00:01:30,766 --> 00:01:33,639 # To hold the fish here Ooh, l� l� l� l� 3 00:01:33,742 --> 00:01:37,344 # The serviettes here and now the cigarettes here # 4 00:01:37,452 --> 00:01:39,948 # And matches too They mustn't complain # 5 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,864 # A little candy Ooh, l� l� l� l� 6 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,138 # A little brandy Ooh, l� l� l� l� 7 00:01:46,245 --> 00:01:50,246 # A bunch of roses to show the way we entertain # 8 00:01:50,357 --> 00:01:53,697 # And a little bottle of champagne ## 9 00:01:58,849 --> 00:02:00,878 (Man Speaking French) 10 00:02:02,493 --> 00:02:05,229 (Woman Speaking French) 11 00:02:08,644 --> 00:02:11,083 (Man Speaking French) 12 00:02:11,185 --> 00:02:13,658 - (Woman Speaking French) - (French) 13 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,857 She's terribly jealous. 14 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:17,871 Oh! 15 00:02:17,973 --> 00:02:19,466 Voil�! 16 00:02:24,191 --> 00:02:27,189 - (Chuckles, Speaks French) - (French) 17 00:02:45,521 --> 00:02:48,325 - Mon mari! - Her husband! 18 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:55,411 Oh. 19 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,250 Paulette! 20 00:02:58,359 --> 00:03:01,767 Paulette! Ma Paulette! 21 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,338 (Gunshot) 22 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:55,288 Paulette! 23 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:57,560 (French) 24 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:08,464 (Paulette Sighing, Moaning) 25 00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:19,164 (French) 26 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,252 (French) 27 00:04:36,316 --> 00:04:38,288 (French) 28 00:04:44,607 --> 00:04:46,579 S'il vous pla�t. 29 00:04:49,388 --> 00:04:51,360 Voil�. 30 00:04:52,564 --> 00:04:54,536 (French) 31 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:14,996 (Chattering) 32 00:05:34,021 --> 00:05:37,555 Count Renard, this scandal will be your last. 33 00:05:37,665 --> 00:05:39,933 At any rate, your last in Paris. 34 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,976 As the ambassador of Sylvania... 35 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,312 I cannot any longer permit our military attach�... 36 00:05:44,418 --> 00:05:48,157 to disgrace the name of our illustrious country with his shameless escapades. 37 00:05:48,263 --> 00:05:50,360 Your Excellency, please - 38 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:52,407 But that is an end. 39 00:05:52,509 --> 00:05:57,320 You will leave at once for Sylvania and report to Her Majesty the queen in person. 40 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:02,233 But, Your Excellency, I'm sure the stories you've heard about me are horribly- 41 00:06:02,337 --> 00:06:04,400 are horribly exaggerated. 42 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:08,922 Count Renard... 43 00:06:09,025 --> 00:06:13,493 for one week, I made it my business to follow you about personally. 44 00:06:13,605 --> 00:06:17,047 Oh. I'm sorry I didn't know it, Your Excellency. 45 00:06:17,149 --> 00:06:19,485 I would have taken you to some real places. 46 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:23,260 How dare you. 47 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:26,604 I know more about you than you think. 48 00:06:33,464 --> 00:06:37,168 My wife has told me everything. 49 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,964 You are to take the first train. 50 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:49,874 I think I had better take the first airplane. 51 00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:04,548 You are going by plane, monsieur? 52 00:07:04,656 --> 00:07:07,529 Yes, Jacques. And I've got to leave you. 53 00:07:07,631 --> 00:07:10,538 You're not going to take me with you? 54 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,513 - I'm sorry. - But what will you do without me? 55 00:07:13,616 --> 00:07:16,181 Think how good I am at making up excuses for you. 56 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:18,455 Why, I can even imitate your voice on the telephone... 57 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,467 and pretend you're at home to one lady... 58 00:07:20,569 --> 00:07:23,203 when you're really having supper with another. 59 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:25,613 Yes, Jacques. You're a very good servant. 60 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:28,853 And you can tell lies better than anybody I know. 61 00:07:28,961 --> 00:07:30,865 But I won't need you anymore. 62 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:34,432 In fact, I will probably be sent to a military prison. 63 00:07:34,545 --> 00:07:36,449 But even so, you'll need me, monsieur. 64 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:39,047 Supposing someone you don't want to see calls at the prison. 65 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,392 Who's going to tell them you're not at home? 66 00:07:41,499 --> 00:07:45,876 I can't see how anybody could be so anxious to leave this beautiful Paris. 67 00:07:45,978 --> 00:07:49,010 But, monsieur, I am a Frenchman. And to be a Frenchman in Paris is nothing... 68 00:07:49,121 --> 00:07:51,593 because everyone in Paris is a Frenchman. 69 00:07:51,696 --> 00:07:53,633 - That's true. - But to be a Frenchman in - 70 00:07:53,735 --> 00:07:55,969 - What is the name of your country? - Sylvania. 71 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:59,711 That is different. Why, even my stories will be new there. 72 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:04,094 I can actually tell them the one about the Frenchman and the farmer's daughter. 73 00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:06,434 Oh, please, monsieur, take me to Pennsylvania. 74 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:08,704 - Sylvania. - Take me to Sylvania. 75 00:08:08,812 --> 00:08:11,982 All right, Jacques. I'll take you there. Go and pack the bags. 76 00:08:12,089 --> 00:08:15,462 Oh, thank you. Thank you, monsieur. I am so happy. 77 00:08:15,566 --> 00:08:17,538 (Barks) 78 00:08:22,187 --> 00:08:24,159 I am not. 79 00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:48,796 # You'll never miss me when I'm gone Paris # 80 00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:51,498 # But I know that I'll miss you # 81 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:56,921 # You took a lot of pains in teaching me # 82 00:08:57,023 --> 00:09:01,401 # Why must we say adieu # 83 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,076 # I've seen your mild days # 84 00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:09,159 # And some of your wild days # 85 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:12,167 # Down where the Seine flows # 86 00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:14,207 # And where the champagne flows 87 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:20,156 # You taught me all that a kiss could be # 88 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:25,263 # Paris, your judgment was good enough for me # 89 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:30,116 # With you each night meant the thrill of excitement # 90 00:09:30,222 --> 00:09:33,459 Montmartre and ladies 91 00:09:33,565 --> 00:09:35,868 # That love to raise Hades # 92 00:09:35,973 --> 00:09:40,943 # If I've been happy then you're to blame # 93 00:09:41,054 --> 00:09:46,092 # Oh, Paris please stay the same # 94 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:48,733 # I've seen your blonde girls # 95 00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:51,181 # With beautiful blonde curls # 96 00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:53,757 # Sweet Paris daughters # 97 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,355 # In all of your quarters # 98 00:09:56,466 --> 00:10:01,379 # They taught me all that a kiss could be # 99 00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:06,485 # Paris, your ladies were good enough for me # 100 00:10:06,596 --> 00:10:08,865 I've met brunettes here 101 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:11,569 # And little grisettes here # 102 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:16,591 # I've lost my station and my reputation # 103 00:10:16,693 --> 00:10:21,663 # If I've been happy then you're to blame # 104 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:26,688 # Oh, ladies, please stay the same # 105 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:30,859 # I'm like my master Now I'm leaving you # 106 00:10:30,969 --> 00:10:34,275 # He's sad So am I, Paris # 107 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:37,582 I try to follow in his footsteps too 108 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:41,256 # A few may remember me # 109 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,341 # I've seen your mild maids # 110 00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:47,007 # I've see your wild maids # 111 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:49,556 # Both shy and sporty # 112 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:52,223 # Tried all under 40 # 113 00:10:52,332 --> 00:10:57,576 # They taught me all that a kiss could be # 114 00:10:57,682 --> 00:11:02,994 # Paris, your servants were good enough for me # 115 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,697 ## (Barking Tune) 116 00:11:12,224 --> 00:11:13,923 ## (Barking Continues) 117 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:18,909 # If I've been happy then you're to blame # 118 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:24,358 # Oh, Paris please, stay the same ## 119 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:41,000 Ladies and gentlemen, on your right you see the Royal Opera House. 120 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:46,932 And on my left, the residence of Her Majesty, Queen Louise I of Sylvania. 121 00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:52,963 The construction of the castle was begun under Maximilian I in 1537... 122 00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:57,612 and finished in 1687 under Maximilian VIII. 123 00:11:57,722 --> 00:12:02,006 The castle contains one of the most beautiful picture galleries in the world... 124 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,756 and its collection of art treasures is unsurpassed. 125 00:12:05,864 --> 00:12:10,446 The castle represents a value of $110 million. 126 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,091 - (All Murmuring) - (Man) $110 million? 127 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:16,413 - (Chattering) - 110! 128 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,109 - (Man Shouting Orders) - (Drums Beating) 129 00:12:25,969 --> 00:12:28,277 Company... 130 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,689 - halt! - (Drums Stop) 131 00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:32,828 You call that a goose step? 132 00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:34,846 Why, that isn't a chicken step! 133 00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:36,891 - You blackguards! - (Man) Lieutenant! 134 00:12:38,869 --> 00:12:41,177 Don't you realize Her Majesty is still asleep? 135 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,761 Quiet here! Take them away. 136 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:45,862 - Yes, sir. - Shh! 137 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,949 (Whispers) Yes, sir. 138 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:54,315 (Whispering) Company... 139 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,421 left... face! 140 00:12:57,533 --> 00:13:01,143 Forward- on tiptoes- march! 141 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:10,466 (Clock Chiming) 142 00:13:13,851 --> 00:13:15,827 (Chiming Stops) 143 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,837 (Buzzing) 144 00:13:17,939 --> 00:13:19,538 (Engine Droning) 145 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,459 Good morning, Your Majesty. 146 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,546 (Women) Good morning, Your Majesty. 147 00:13:57,143 --> 00:13:59,988 I'm so hopeful Your Majesty rested well. 148 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,835 Why am I always awakened from my dreams? 149 00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:11,679 I'm sure it was a nice dream, Your Majesty. 150 00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:14,264 Oh, it was wonderful. 151 00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:18,750 It was gorgeous. 152 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:22,440 Mmm. Oh. 153 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,750 Mmm. 154 00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:29,641 I hope Your Majesty's dream comes true. 155 00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:38,048 No. 156 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:42,132 I'm afraid it will always have to remain... 157 00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:44,814 a dream. 158 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,535 # There's a land of charm that I know # 159 00:14:48,644 --> 00:14:52,996 # Land of sweet romance where I love to go # 160 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,042 # And its bounds touch my room # 161 00:14:55,144 --> 00:15:00,605 # In the gloom where the shadows creep # 162 00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:05,253 # Someone I meet there waits for me # 163 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:11,294 # Someone tender as a lover should be # 164 00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:14,205 # And I whisper each night # 165 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:19,132 # As I close my eyes # 166 00:15:19,236 --> 00:15:25,166 # In sleep # 167 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,952 # Dream lover # 168 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:33,201 # Fold your arms around me # 169 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:39,239 # Dream lover your romance has found me # 170 00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:42,014 # I'm held # 171 00:15:42,121 --> 00:15:46,668 # In your spell # 172 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,457 # Knowing so well # 173 00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:56,290 # Dreams never tell # 174 00:15:57,569 --> 00:16:03,933 # We two can leave the world behind us # 175 00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:11,130 # Nobody indiscreet can find us # 176 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:19,008 # Oh, dream lover mine # 177 00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:22,758 # Secrets divine # 178 00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:29,995 # I will share them # 179 00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:35,761 # With you # 180 00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:41,993 # Dream lover fold your arms around me # 181 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:47,653 # Dream lover your romance has found me # 182 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:07,154 # Oh, my darling I am just longing for a love of my own # 183 00:17:07,264 --> 00:17:10,908 - # Nobody indiscreet can find us # - # Nobody indiscreet can find us, I know # 184 00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:14,056 # Dream lover # 185 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:19,125 - ## - # Secrets divine # 186 00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:26,185 - ## - # I will share them # 187 00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:31,513 # With you ## 188 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:05,359 Please, Your Majesty. Won't you tell us more about your dream? 189 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:09,020 I'm afraid I can't. 190 00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:12,854 It wasn't just exactly the sort of dream for a queen. 191 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,428 Was it the sort of dream for a lady-in-waiting? 192 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,157 I hope not. 193 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,860 I had a lovely dream myself- about Your Majesty. 194 00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:25,666 I dreamed that Your Majesty got married. 195 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,741 And you call that a lovely dream? 196 00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:32,506 Why not, Your Majesty? We all wish, we all hope, we all pray... 197 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,480 - that very soon Your Majesty will be - - Married. 198 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,518 - Yes, Your Majesty. - Marriage. Marriage. 199 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,747 In all my country, nothing else is ever spoken of. 200 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,756 What do the children learn at school? 201 00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:46,190 "The queen is unmarried still." 202 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,319 What do the papers write about? "Is the queen to marry?" 203 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:52,763 What does my Parliament debate? "When shall the queen marry?" 204 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:55,427 And from my ministers: "Whom shall the queen marry?" 205 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:59,028 Marriage. Marriage. That's all I hear, morning or night. 206 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,875 ## ("Wedding March") 207 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:09,411 Didn't I tell that conductor never to play the "Wedding March" again? 208 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:12,384 But, Your Majesty, it is not the same conductor. 209 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,080 - This is a new one. - Where's the old one? 210 00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,817 He is being married today. 211 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,325 Oh. 212 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,395 Oh. 213 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,931 Phew! 214 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:28,399 (Continues) 215 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,973 - (Ends) - (Trumpet Fanfare) 216 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:46,109 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning, Your Majesty. 217 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:50,186 Well? 218 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,589 Whom can you suggest today? 219 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,025 For what, Your Majesty? 220 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:58,098 For my husband. 221 00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:00,394 Now don't tell me you weren't talking about it. 222 00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:03,926 You're always talking about it. 223 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:07,337 We have no one to suggest, Your Majesty. 224 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:09,341 We have given the matter up. 225 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:12,344 - Really? - (Ministers) Yes, Your Majesty. 226 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:14,710 Oh, what a relief. (Chuckles) 227 00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:16,749 Oh, how glad I am. (Chuckles) 228 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,453 And, uh... 229 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,853 why have you given the matter up, may I ask? 230 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,892 - Well, uh - - (All Clearing Throats) 231 00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:29,724 - You see, it's rather difficult. - (Ministers) Very difficult. 232 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,798 Difficult? 233 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,265 You tell me it's difficult to find a husband for me? 234 00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,802 (Ministers) Yes, Your Majesty. 235 00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:41,797 Excuse me, Baron. How does Her Majesty feel today? 236 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:47,506 (Louise) And that's final, Admiral. I certainly don't need any help from the navy. 237 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,549 Yes, Your Majesty. 238 00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:58,852 But surely Your Majesty must realize that the field for selection is limited. 239 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,393 If marrying you were to make a man a king... 240 00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:03,395 that would be different. 241 00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:08,525 But Your Majesty's husband would be simply prince consort. 242 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:11,127 After all, what is a prince consort? 243 00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:15,174 He is a gentleman with a thousand duties and no rights. 244 00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:19,542 - He has nothing to say, nothing to do. - Well, I wouldn't say that. 245 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,210 (Whispering) 246 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,291 Of course, he has something to do, naturally. 247 00:21:34,395 --> 00:21:39,094 And yet, uh, he has nothing to do, if you see what I mean. 248 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,167 I see. 249 00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:44,294 He is Your Majesty's husband and nothing else. 250 00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:47,439 Nothing else? 251 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,942 - But isn't it enough to be my husband? - But, Your Majesty- 252 00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:54,811 It never seems to occur to you gentlemen that there might possibly be some men... 253 00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:58,407 who would enjoy being my husband even if I were not a queen. 254 00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,454 My face isn't actually painful to look at. 255 00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:03,955 My complexion's quite good. 256 00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:07,323 And in case you're too serious-minded to notice such things... 257 00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:09,362 let me inform you... 258 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,590 my legs are perfect. 259 00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:20,938 There's only one other leg like that in the whole of Sylvania. 260 00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,277 And that's it. Do you see? 261 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,939 Thank you. 262 00:22:28,048 --> 00:22:30,039 I didn't see, Your Majesty. 263 00:22:35,823 --> 00:22:37,882 (Whispering) How do you think I should behave? 264 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:42,258 Should I be humble, proud, apologetic? 265 00:22:42,363 --> 00:22:44,422 Say as little as possible. 266 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,831 I don't think your French accent will please Her Majesty. 267 00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:52,362 (Strong French Accent) Is it still very notice-able? 268 00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:55,033 No. It's very noticeable. 269 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,111 (French Pronunciation) Oh. But that's terrible. 270 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:00,772 No. It's terrible. 271 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:05,381 How did you acquire this accent? 272 00:23:05,486 --> 00:23:08,387 (Chuckles) I'll tell you. 273 00:23:08,489 --> 00:23:11,947 Once, in Paris, I had an awful cold. 274 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:16,496 I went to see a great French doctor to cure it. 275 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:22,497 I rang the bell. The door was opened by a lady. 276 00:23:22,603 --> 00:23:26,630 - Mm-hmm. - A beautiful lady. 277 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,708 Mm-hmm. 278 00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:32,379 The doctor's wife. 279 00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:36,750 (No Audible Dialogue) 280 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,230 And in less than a month... 281 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,492 I had lost my cold... 282 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,194 but I had a terrific French accent. 283 00:24:00,441 --> 00:24:03,968 (Louise) And if I'm talked to like this again, I'll dissolve the cabinet. 284 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:06,876 - (Minister) Yes, Your Majesty. - I'll dismiss the whole general staff. 285 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,948 - (Minister #2) Yes, Your Majesty. - And if that band... 286 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,916 plays the "Wedding March"once more... 287 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:15,352 - I'll give orders to shoot! - (Ministers) Yes, Your Majesty. 288 00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:20,752 I'm sorry, Count. 289 00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:22,829 You're next. 290 00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:49,682 - What do you want? - Count Alfred Renard... 291 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:53,157 Your Majesty's military attach� at Your Majesty's embassy in Paris. 292 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,956 Ordered home for an audience with Your Majesty. 293 00:24:57,264 --> 00:24:59,232 - You'll have to wait. - Yes, Your Majesty. 294 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,523 - What do you want? - Count Alfred Renard... 295 00:25:25,626 --> 00:25:27,924 Your Majesty's military attach� at Your Majesty's embassy in Paris. 296 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,928 Ordered home for an audience with Your Majesty. 297 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,498 - Didn't I tell you to wait? - Yes, Your Majesty. 298 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:34,931 - Then wait. - Yes, Your Majesty. 299 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,559 Count. 300 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:12,955 Count Alfred, I understand you've been seriously involved... 301 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,796 in a disgraceful affair with a woman. 302 00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:18,737 No, Your Majesty. 303 00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:20,807 With several. 304 00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:25,743 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 305 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:30,883 Yes, Your Majesty. 306 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,677 (Both Chuckling) 307 00:27:40,761 --> 00:27:42,661 I don't think it's funny. 308 00:27:42,763 --> 00:27:45,732 I think it's serious. Very serious. 309 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,596 - And I shall have to punish you. - Yes, Your Majesty. 310 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:52,229 - I shall have to punish you very severely. - Yes, Your Majesty. 311 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,273 Otherwise you'd start all over again. 312 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:56,342 (Chuckles) Yes! 313 00:27:57,377 --> 00:28:00,540 I shall think of a punishment that will cure you forever. 314 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,808 An awful punishment. 315 00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:06,750 Let me see. An awful punishment. 316 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,222 You shall be ordered... 317 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:20,300 to grow a beard. 318 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,806 - A beard, Your Majesty? - Yes. 319 00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:29,671 That will stop all your philandering. 320 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:32,472 You'll have to be serious in a beard. 321 00:28:32,579 --> 00:28:36,606 And am I to be permitted to attend Your Majesty after the beard is grown? 322 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:41,484 Certainly. I shall want to see that my instructions have been obeyed. 323 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:45,149 Then I fear Your Majesty will regret the order. 324 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:47,852 I look terrible in a beard. 325 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,122 - Really? - Oh, dreadful. 326 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:54,929 (Chuckles) Of course, there are men who look fine in beards, like sheiks. 327 00:28:55,035 --> 00:28:57,333 - Well, yes. That's what I thought. - But I don't. 328 00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:59,428 - No? - Oh! 329 00:28:59,539 --> 00:29:01,905 Oh, I grew one once to see. 330 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:05,341 Ah, it came out all red and scraggly. 331 00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,970 Oh, no. No, I assure Your Majesty... 332 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:11,278 it would be the most awful-looking beard in Sylvania. 333 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:14,582 And - (Chuckles) That's saying a great deal. 334 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:16,622 - Well, then don't grow it. - No, Your Majesty. 335 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:18,623 - Don't do it. - No, no, Your Majesty. 336 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,625 - No beard. - No, no, Your Majesty. 337 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:23,389 - You promise me. - My word of honor. 338 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,294 But what can I do with you? 339 00:29:30,404 --> 00:29:32,599 I've got to punish you. 340 00:29:32,706 --> 00:29:35,573 May I make a suggestion? 341 00:29:35,675 --> 00:29:38,269 You want to suggest a punishment for yourself? 342 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:40,369 Yes. 343 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,448 Of course. 344 00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,552 Please. 345 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,426 Well, tell me. 346 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:56,894 If I were in Your Majesty's place... 347 00:29:56,997 --> 00:29:58,931 I would say this: 348 00:29:59,032 --> 00:30:01,557 "Count Alfred... 349 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,762 "the sort of life you've been leading must stop. 350 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,339 You shall not return to Paris." 351 00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,932 Very good. 352 00:30:10,043 --> 00:30:12,807 Then I would say: 353 00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:14,904 - "Alfred" - - Hmm? 354 00:30:15,015 --> 00:30:18,712 "Count Alfred, you shall stay here... 355 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,719 "in the palace... 356 00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:23,187 "attached to me. 357 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:28,057 And from morning till night, never dare to leave my side." 358 00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:31,822 And you call that a punishment? 359 00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:35,299 - (Chuckles) - You're the most impudent man I've ever met. 360 00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:40,506 You seem to forget you're talking to your queen. 361 00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:44,339 (Rings) 362 00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:53,217 Count Alfred will dine with me tonight. 363 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,829 At 8:00? 364 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,899 Yes, Your Majesty. 365 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:13,266 - White uniform. - (Chuckles) 366 00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:15,341 Yes, Your Majesty. 367 00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:19,872 You understand? 368 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,175 Oh, yes, I understand. 369 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:32,458 # With such a bad report of you I wonder what I ought to do with you # 370 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,256 # You really can't be too severe when my regret is so sincere # 371 00:31:36,363 --> 00:31:38,888 # And true # 372 00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:41,695 # If you were on probation # 373 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:43,735 # Could I depend on you # 374 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:47,568 # To make you think more kindly # 375 00:31:47,674 --> 00:31:51,007 # Let me obey you blindly # 376 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:55,070 # You mean you'd really do # 377 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:58,014 # Anything to please the queen # 378 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:01,053 # Everything to please the queen # 379 00:32:01,154 --> 00:32:03,088 # Morning, noon and night # 380 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:06,989 # I'm yours to command me # 381 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,891 # You want me good Then I'll be good # 382 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:12,863 # You want me bad Then I'll be bad # 383 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,196 # I mean, I could be both # 384 00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:17,270 # If you demand me # 385 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,270 # Understand me # 386 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:22,102 # What if I demand your head # 387 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,041 # Perhaps you'd like my arms instead # 388 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:29,514 # I've lost my head the moment I saw you smile # 389 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,516 # Remember you're on trial # 390 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,018 # Will you do as I advise # 391 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,181 - # Madame, you will be surprised # - # You mean # 392 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,452 # Anything to please the queen # 393 00:32:42,862 --> 00:32:45,558 # Anything to please the queen # 394 00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:48,463 # Everything to please the queen # 395 00:32:48,568 --> 00:32:50,468 # Morning, noon and night # 396 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:53,971 # I'm yours to command me # 397 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:57,066 # You want me cold Then I'll be cold # 398 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:59,873 # You want me bold Then I'll be bold # 399 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,346 # I'll be bold or cold or hot # 400 00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,349 # As you demand me # 401 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,351 # Understand me # 402 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:08,978 # You'll keep watch all day for me # 403 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:11,853 # A good night watchman I will be # (Chuckles) 404 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:16,088 # I've learned that duty in Paris You leave it to me # 405 00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:20,656 # You'd better wait and see We shall find how good you are # 406 00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:23,395 # I've had no complaints so far # 407 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:27,132 - # You mean # - # Anything to please the queen # 408 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,646 # Anything to please the queen ## 409 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:42,352 Perhaps you didn't quite follow me, Count. 410 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:45,481 You're invited for dinner, not for tea. 411 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:49,119 I followed Your Majesty perfectly. 412 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:52,357 Hmm. Too perfectly, I'm afraid. 413 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,956 Remember. 8:00. 414 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,036 8:00. 415 00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:02,742 Oh, Count. 416 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:07,375 Don't forget. No beard. 417 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,846 Oh, no, Your Majesty. 418 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,053 # Anything to please the queen Everything to please the queen # 419 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:22,720 # Morning, noon and night I'm yours to command ## 420 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:31,970 (Bell Tolling) 421 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:37,104 (Tolling Continues) 422 00:34:48,121 --> 00:34:50,885 (Jacques) Just a minute, monsieur. 423 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:55,359 In case some lady should telephone, am I to say you have a date with the queen? 424 00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:57,362 - No lady will telephone. - But if? 425 00:34:57,464 --> 00:35:00,900 Impossible. There is no telephone. 426 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,968 (Laughs) 427 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,852 Do you know the story of the Frenchman and the farmer's daughter? 428 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:32,465 I know it. 429 00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:36,915 I am the Frenchman. 430 00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:39,055 You are not. 431 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,410 How do you know? 432 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:44,092 I am the farmer's daughter. 433 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,820 Go home. 434 00:35:57,932 --> 00:35:59,877 Are you talking to me or to the dog? 435 00:35:59,979 --> 00:36:02,050 - Is this your animal? - Yes. 436 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:06,819 Then take it away. Don't you see it is eating out of the same dish as the queen's dog? 437 00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:10,945 Listen here. If my master's good enough to have dinner with the queen... 438 00:36:11,056 --> 00:36:13,539 then his dog can eat dinner with the queen's dog. 439 00:36:14,681 --> 00:36:18,366 - So, that's your master. - Yes. 440 00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:22,630 - That naughty boy from Paris? - Yes. 441 00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:25,724 Do you know why the queen has invited him for dinner? 442 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:27,737 Because the king's away. 443 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,751 There is no king. 444 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,269 - She hasn't got a husband? - No. 445 00:36:32,372 --> 00:36:36,332 Oh. Now I know why she invited him. 446 00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:39,546 (Whispered Chattering) 447 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:45,184 But, gentlemen, even if she liked him, would he be eligible to become the prince consort? 448 00:36:45,296 --> 00:36:50,262 Why, absolutely. His great grandfather was the illegitimate son of one king... 449 00:36:50,364 --> 00:36:53,042 and his grandmother the sweetheart of another. 450 00:36:53,151 --> 00:36:55,062 - Oh. - (All Murmuring) 451 00:36:55,165 --> 00:36:58,243 I had no idea that he came from such a distinguished family. 452 00:36:58,354 --> 00:37:00,460 And do you think Her Majesty is serious? 453 00:37:00,569 --> 00:37:02,481 Why, how can you doubt it? 454 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:05,536 The first time she sees him, she invites him to dine with her alone. 455 00:37:05,638 --> 00:37:09,025 - And if it goes on at this rate - - Then we're entitled to the highest hopes. 456 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:12,642 - (Chattering) - Shh! They're coming. 457 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,997 They sit down. 458 00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:21,376 They are seated. 459 00:37:22,925 --> 00:37:24,905 She smiles at him. 460 00:37:25,007 --> 00:37:27,250 He smiles at her. 461 00:37:27,356 --> 00:37:29,267 They both smile... 462 00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:31,578 at each other! 463 00:37:31,687 --> 00:37:34,193 At each other? (Murmuring) 464 00:37:34,305 --> 00:37:38,093 - She is laughing. - That's the way they always start. 465 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:40,739 And how she laughs. 466 00:37:40,851 --> 00:37:44,033 He must have told her the story of the Frenchman and the farmer- 467 00:37:45,987 --> 00:37:48,333 The lackey is bringing in champagne. 468 00:37:48,437 --> 00:37:52,627 - Now they are clinking glasses. - (Murmuring) 469 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,881 - She drinks his health. - (Murmuring) 470 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:57,970 He drinks hers. 471 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:03,331 He tells her, " This is the most beautiful moment of my life." 472 00:38:03,441 --> 00:38:06,154 How do you know that he does? You can't hear anything. 473 00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:09,111 - What else could he say? - (Chattering) 474 00:38:09,352 --> 00:38:11,892 They've opened the window. 475 00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:13,915 What does it mean? 476 00:38:14,018 --> 00:38:17,978 - The queen is warm. - The champagne. 477 00:38:18,079 --> 00:38:20,253 No. It's him. 478 00:38:21,537 --> 00:38:25,016 She's going to her boudoir. She opens the door. 479 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,040 (Whispering) 480 00:38:27,143 --> 00:38:30,095 - She enters the boudoir. - Heavens! 481 00:38:30,197 --> 00:38:32,440 She beckons to him. 482 00:38:32,547 --> 00:38:34,790 He enters. 483 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:37,712 (Chattering Excitedly) 484 00:38:38,825 --> 00:38:41,605 She closes the door behind them! 485 00:38:41,711 --> 00:38:44,057 Heaven save the queen! 486 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,041 You know, Count... 487 00:39:10,143 --> 00:39:15,614 this is the first time I've ever dined with a man alone. 488 00:39:15,716 --> 00:39:18,703 And this is the first time I have ever- 489 00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,943 Don't lie. 490 00:39:21,053 --> 00:39:25,104 The first time I ever dined with a queen. 491 00:39:26,256 --> 00:39:28,328 But with women? 492 00:39:28,438 --> 00:39:30,921 (Chuckles) 493 00:39:31,023 --> 00:39:33,094 Of course. (Chuckles) 494 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,185 Of course I have dined with women. 495 00:39:36,292 --> 00:39:39,337 These dinners in Paris... 496 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:42,092 were charming? 497 00:39:42,201 --> 00:39:44,913 Yes. (Chuckles) 498 00:39:45,021 --> 00:39:48,133 The food in Paris is very, very good. 499 00:39:48,243 --> 00:39:50,314 And the ladies? 500 00:39:51,398 --> 00:39:55,381 Oh - (Chuckles Nervously, Mumbles) 501 00:39:57,877 --> 00:39:59,788 Well, I feel, by comparison... 502 00:39:59,891 --> 00:40:01,802 it must be very dull... 503 00:40:01,905 --> 00:40:04,011 dining with a queen. 504 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,405 It would be the most delightful experience of my life... 505 00:40:07,511 --> 00:40:10,395 dining with a queen, if- 506 00:40:10,499 --> 00:40:13,577 - lf? - If one... 507 00:40:13,688 --> 00:40:15,599 could forget - 508 00:40:15,702 --> 00:40:17,807 That I am a queen. 509 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,828 Yes. 510 00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:25,551 Very well. Forget it. 511 00:40:25,658 --> 00:40:29,594 I am no longer Queen Louise I of Sylvania... 512 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,186 but a woman. 513 00:40:32,298 --> 00:40:34,266 A mere woman. 514 00:40:35,835 --> 00:40:38,395 And you're meeting me for the first time. 515 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:41,930 What would you do? 516 00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:44,271 Oh. (Chuckles) 517 00:40:44,377 --> 00:40:46,345 What would you do? 518 00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:11,360 Hello, Louise. (Chuckles) 519 00:41:36,429 --> 00:41:39,296 All this the first time you meet? 520 00:41:39,398 --> 00:41:41,798 Yes. 521 00:41:41,901 --> 00:41:44,028 Oh. 522 00:41:44,137 --> 00:41:46,901 Oh, but if it's like this at first... 523 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,465 what can be left for later? 524 00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:54,044 Plenty. 525 00:41:54,147 --> 00:41:56,047 If she appeals to you... 526 00:41:56,149 --> 00:41:58,811 and if you find out that you love her... 527 00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:02,854 oh, there's plenty left... 528 00:42:02,955 --> 00:42:04,923 - if she were like - - Like? 529 00:42:05,024 --> 00:42:07,185 If she were like - 530 00:42:08,361 --> 00:42:12,024 # Loves I have known are buried in the past # 531 00:42:12,131 --> 00:42:16,227 # They couldn't last with you # 532 00:42:16,335 --> 00:42:19,793 # None of them could ever hold me fast # 533 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:23,433 # In the way you do # 534 00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:27,377 # Yet their memories seem to cling to me # 535 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:32,884 # Something from each one you bring to me # 536 00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:37,980 # Eyes of Lizette # 537 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:40,718 # Smile of Mignonette # 538 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:43,522 # The sweetness of Suzette # 539 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:46,792 # In you displayed # 540 00:42:46,899 --> 00:42:49,663 # Grace of Delphine # 541 00:42:49,769 --> 00:42:51,999 # Charm ofJosephine # 542 00:42:52,104 --> 00:42:54,937 # The cuteness of Pauline # 543 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,976 # In you arrayed # 544 00:42:58,077 --> 00:43:00,409 # Those other charms # 545 00:43:00,513 --> 00:43:03,710 # With yours need not be told # 546 00:43:03,816 --> 00:43:08,844 # No other arms but yours could ever hold me # 547 00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:11,423 # Lips of Lucille # 548 00:43:11,524 --> 00:43:13,856 # Beauty of Camille # 549 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,258 # You are my ideal # 550 00:43:16,362 --> 00:43:20,423 # My love parade # 551 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:23,331 # Eyes of Lizette # 552 00:43:23,436 --> 00:43:25,802 # Smile of Mignonette # 553 00:43:25,905 --> 00:43:28,396 # The sweetness of Suzette # 554 00:43:28,507 --> 00:43:31,567 # That's in you, displayed # 555 00:43:32,979 --> 00:43:35,277 # Delphine # 556 00:43:35,381 --> 00:43:37,747 #Josephine # 557 00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:39,784 # Pauline # (Chuckles) 558 00:43:39,885 --> 00:43:42,115 # That's in you, arrayed # 559 00:43:42,221 --> 00:43:45,019 # Those other charms # 560 00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:48,184 # With yours need not be told # 561 00:43:48,294 --> 00:43:53,163 # No other arms but yours could ever hold me # 562 00:43:54,267 --> 00:43:56,394 # Lucille # 563 00:43:56,502 --> 00:43:58,402 # Camille # 564 00:43:58,504 --> 00:44:00,802 # You are my ideal # 565 00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:05,809 # My love parade # 566 00:44:13,686 --> 00:44:17,713 # Living in the shadow of a throne # 567 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:23,625 # I've gone my lonely way # 568 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:27,756 # But I have a love that's all my own # 569 00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:32,736 # To bestow someday # 570 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:37,502 # Still I'm glad to know you find in me # 571 00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:40,306 # All the charms you love # 572 00:44:40,413 --> 00:44:46,283 # Combined in me # 573 00:44:46,385 --> 00:44:49,479 - # Eyes of # - # Lizette # 574 00:44:49,588 --> 00:44:52,022 - # Smile of # - # Mignonette # 575 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,991 - # The sweetness of # - # Suzette # 576 00:44:55,094 --> 00:44:58,552 # In me arrayed # 577 00:44:58,664 --> 00:45:01,155 - # Grace of # - # Delphine # 578 00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:03,667 - # Charms of # - #Josephine # 579 00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:06,795 - # The cuteness of # - # Pauline # 580 00:45:06,906 --> 00:45:09,875 # In me displayed # 581 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:12,375 # Those other charms # 582 00:45:12,478 --> 00:45:15,311 # With yours need not be told # 583 00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:20,613 # No other arms but yours could ever hold me # 584 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,348 # Lips of Lucille # 585 00:45:23,456 --> 00:45:26,186 # Beauty of Camille # 586 00:45:26,292 --> 00:45:28,954 - # I'm your ideal # - # You are my ideal # 587 00:45:29,061 --> 00:45:34,966 - # Your love parade ## - # My love parade ## 588 00:46:17,676 --> 00:46:19,667 Go now. 589 00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:21,747 No. 590 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:23,872 I want you to go. 591 00:46:23,983 --> 00:46:25,951 No. 592 00:46:28,888 --> 00:46:30,856 Please. 593 00:46:34,527 --> 00:46:36,495 Alfred. 594 00:46:40,332 --> 00:46:42,232 Yes. 595 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:44,302 Louise! 596 00:46:46,205 --> 00:46:48,867 # You are my ideal # 597 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:54,207 - # My love parade ## - # Love parade ## 598 00:47:23,609 --> 00:47:25,509 ## (Piano: Notes Strike) 599 00:47:25,611 --> 00:47:28,580 (Chattering) 600 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:38,017 (Louise) We two can see the world behind us 601 00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:44,687 Nobody indiscreet can find us 602 00:47:44,797 --> 00:47:52,727 Oh, dream lover mine 603 00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:56,296 Secrets divine 604 00:47:56,408 --> 00:48:02,313 I will share them 605 00:48:02,414 --> 00:48:07,408 With you 606 00:48:09,855 --> 00:48:12,323 (All) # Dream lover # 607 00:48:12,424 --> 00:48:17,054 Fold your arms around me 608 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:19,460 Dream lover 609 00:48:19,565 --> 00:48:24,832 # Your romance has found me # 610 00:48:24,937 --> 00:48:31,069 (Louise) I'm held in your spell 611 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:34,043 Knowing so well 612 00:48:34,146 --> 00:48:40,051 We'll never tell 613 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,081 (All) # We two # 614 00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:50,093 # Can leave the world behind us # 615 00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:52,629 # Nobody indiscreet # 616 00:48:52,731 --> 00:48:56,633 # Can find us # 617 00:48:57,736 --> 00:49:05,472 (Louise) Oh, dream lover mine 618 00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:09,708 Secrets divine 619 00:49:09,815 --> 00:49:14,912 (All, With Louise) # I will share them # 620 00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:21,325 # With you ## 621 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:27,862 ## ("Wedding March") 622 00:50:04,370 --> 00:50:06,338 (Continues) 623 00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:15,946 (Ends) 624 00:50:16,048 --> 00:50:18,016 ## (Whistling) 625 00:50:24,390 --> 00:50:26,722 - Stop. Stop that whistling. - ## (Stops) 626 00:50:26,825 --> 00:50:29,089 - It's unlucky. - Yes, Your Majesty. 627 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,924 And don't call me Your Majesty. I'm not a king. 628 00:50:32,031 --> 00:50:33,931 Oh, but you'll be a sensation. 629 00:50:34,033 --> 00:50:36,263 Everyone will applaud when you enter the throne room. 630 00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:38,268 (Chuckles) Nonsense. 631 00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:40,861 I feel sure you'll run away with the wedding. 632 00:50:40,973 --> 00:50:43,999 Now, how do I look? 633 00:50:50,549 --> 00:50:52,517 I don't like that medal. 634 00:50:53,652 --> 00:50:55,847 (Chuckles) What's the matter with it? 635 00:51:00,726 --> 00:51:02,921 The man looks cross-eyed. 636 00:51:04,363 --> 00:51:06,627 Cross-eyed? 637 00:51:06,732 --> 00:51:10,293 King Stanislaus XXll cross-eyed? 638 00:51:10,402 --> 00:51:13,030 (Chuckles) Oh, no. No. That can't be. 639 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,663 That was never taught at school. 640 00:51:19,178 --> 00:51:21,146 Still looks cross-eyed. 641 00:51:25,718 --> 00:51:29,017 (Chuckles) Maybe - Maybe it's a silly superstition... 642 00:51:29,121 --> 00:51:33,524 but each time I have seen a cross-eyed man... 643 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:35,593 I've had bad luck. 644 00:51:35,694 --> 00:51:38,322 To me, it's even worse than whistling. 645 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,434 (Knocking) 646 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:52,442 Come in. 647 00:51:58,784 --> 00:52:00,979 Her Majesty is ready. 648 00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:18,125 Just a minute, sir. 649 00:52:21,406 --> 00:52:23,374 It's all right. 650 00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:45,559 - (Gong Crashes) - (Trumpet Fanfare) 651 00:52:48,934 --> 00:52:51,698 (Chorus) Long live 652 00:52:51,804 --> 00:52:56,400 Her Royal 653 00:52:56,508 --> 00:53:02,413 Majesty 654 00:53:03,649 --> 00:53:09,554 The queen 655 00:53:11,423 --> 00:53:13,414 Long 656 00:53:13,525 --> 00:53:17,256 May she reign 657 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:21,958 Serene 658 00:53:27,573 --> 00:53:30,098 Proudly 659 00:53:30,209 --> 00:53:35,306 We serve her 660 00:53:35,414 --> 00:53:41,876 Here at her command 661 00:53:46,625 --> 00:53:48,718 Queen 662 00:53:48,827 --> 00:53:53,127 Of our hearts 663 00:53:53,232 --> 00:54:00,661 And Sylvania 664 00:54:03,342 --> 00:54:09,247 Our land 665 00:54:18,657 --> 00:54:20,625 (Light Trumpet Fanfare) 666 00:54:26,298 --> 00:54:30,166 (Organ: Jaunty Tune) 667 00:54:45,050 --> 00:54:47,348 (Ends) 668 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:50,250 By personal order extraordinary... 669 00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:55,315 Your Majesty has bestowed upon Count Alfred the title of prince... 670 00:54:55,427 --> 00:54:59,887 and by this merciful act has uplifted him to a station... 671 00:54:59,998 --> 00:55:03,024 where marriage between you is possible. 672 00:55:03,135 --> 00:55:05,535 Is it still Your Majesty's wish... 673 00:55:05,637 --> 00:55:09,596 to select Prince Alfred as Your Majesty's husband? 674 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,676 It is. 675 00:55:12,711 --> 00:55:16,738 Is Your Majesty willing to be a loving wife to the prince consort? 676 00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,975 I am. 677 00:55:20,085 --> 00:55:24,647 And will Your Majesty protect him from all danger? 678 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,656 I will. 679 00:55:31,964 --> 00:55:35,058 And you, Prince Alfred... 680 00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:38,034 you abide by Her Majesty's selection... 681 00:55:38,136 --> 00:55:42,004 and are happy to accept the station of prince consort? 682 00:55:42,107 --> 00:55:44,007 Yes. 683 00:55:44,109 --> 00:55:47,476 You promise always to love Her Majesty? 684 00:55:47,579 --> 00:55:49,780 Yes, I do. 685 00:55:51,226 --> 00:55:56,234 You promise further to fulfill Her Majesty's every wish... 686 00:55:56,345 --> 00:56:00,018 to execute Her Majesty's every command... 687 00:56:00,127 --> 00:56:04,473 and to be an obedient and docile husband? 688 00:56:15,317 --> 00:56:17,884 (Whispered Chattering) 689 00:56:17,993 --> 00:56:19,898 - He hesitates. - Incredible. 690 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,978 - He hesitates at promising to obey. - And to be docile. 691 00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:25,577 He should've thought of that before. 692 00:56:36,028 --> 00:56:38,161 Yes, I do. 693 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:41,248 (Organ, Soft) 694 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:06,904 I pronounce you wife... 695 00:57:08,149 --> 00:57:10,054 and man. 696 00:57:10,157 --> 00:57:13,134 (Speaking Foreign Language) 697 00:57:25,314 --> 00:57:28,155 What does he say? 698 00:57:28,258 --> 00:57:32,673 He says, "Man is man, and woman is woman. 699 00:57:32,775 --> 00:57:36,312 And that to change that causes trouble." 700 00:57:36,422 --> 00:57:41,396 He does not see how any man could stand being a wife. 701 00:57:41,508 --> 00:57:45,182 And therefore he hopes this will be a most unhappy marriage. 702 00:57:45,289 --> 00:57:47,194 For heaven's sake. 703 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:50,068 If he reports this to Afghanistan - 704 00:57:50,174 --> 00:57:53,209 Tell him this is a love match... 705 00:57:53,319 --> 00:57:55,920 and will be the happiest marriage in the world. 706 00:57:57,735 --> 00:57:59,766 (Speaking Foreign Language) 707 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:07,638 No tschungu. 708 00:58:09,312 --> 00:58:11,218 No tschungu. 709 00:58:13,462 --> 00:58:16,029 No tschungu. 710 00:58:16,138 --> 00:58:18,112 (Popping Lips) 711 00:58:43,608 --> 00:58:46,346 Halt. Left face. 712 00:58:50,167 --> 00:58:53,144 ## (Fanfare) 713 00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:07,665 (Cannon Salute Continues) 714 00:59:08,904 --> 00:59:10,969 Have that firing stopped. 715 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,783 - Your Highness, that is impossible. - Stopped at once. 716 00:59:13,890 --> 00:59:15,796 I can't. It's etiquette. 717 00:59:15,898 --> 00:59:18,898 Etiquette or no etiquette - Can't you understand? 718 00:59:19,009 --> 00:59:20,915 - Perfectly, sir. - Ah. 719 00:59:21,017 --> 00:59:23,321 But I can't help it. 720 00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:25,331 - I command it. - Very sorry. 721 00:59:25,433 --> 00:59:29,643 I can take orders only from Her Majesty the queen herself. 722 00:59:29,749 --> 00:59:32,658 So. We shall see. 723 00:59:32,761 --> 00:59:36,639 (Cannons Fire) 724 00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,648 Alfred? 725 00:59:40,457 --> 00:59:42,727 (Cannons Fire) 726 00:59:55,514 --> 00:59:57,954 (Cannons Fire) 727 00:59:58,057 --> 01:00:00,258 Do you hear those cannons? 728 01:00:00,365 --> 01:00:03,240 Yes. Isn't it glorious? 729 01:00:07,076 --> 01:00:08,979 Our bridal music. 730 01:00:09,081 --> 01:00:12,020 (Cannons Fire) 731 01:00:18,369 --> 01:00:21,571 (Cannons Fire) 732 01:00:21,677 --> 01:00:24,980 How many- How many more shots will there be? 733 01:00:26,455 --> 01:00:28,824 300. 734 01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:30,830 What? 735 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:36,945 And each time they fire, you shall kiss me. 736 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:39,780 (Cannons Fire) 737 01:01:01,003 --> 01:01:03,873 I wish now I'd ordered 500. 738 01:01:05,814 --> 01:01:08,285 (Cannons Fire) 739 01:01:12,863 --> 01:01:15,734 (Cannons Firing) 740 01:01:22,052 --> 01:01:23,954 399! 741 01:01:24,056 --> 01:01:26,186 (Cannon Fires) 742 01:01:26,295 --> 01:01:28,995 400. 743 01:01:29,101 --> 01:01:31,072 That was the last. 744 01:01:31,173 --> 01:01:34,510 - Too bad. - Thank heaven. 745 01:01:34,615 --> 01:01:38,556 I wish we could have a cannon when we get married. 746 01:01:38,657 --> 01:01:41,220 Let's get married too. 747 01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:43,564 Make it a double wedding. 748 01:01:43,669 --> 01:01:46,140 (Songbird Twittering) 749 01:01:58,203 --> 01:02:01,142 Jacques. Jacquesy! 750 01:02:04,585 --> 01:02:07,182 - Lulu. You're cross - - I'm not cross. 751 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:09,455 I'm thrilled! 752 01:02:13,038 --> 01:02:15,009 Eh, don't get thrilled. 753 01:02:15,109 --> 01:02:18,641 Perhaps we'd better wait with our marriage and see how they get on first. 754 01:02:18,751 --> 01:02:21,588 But there's no chance of their marriage going wrong. 755 01:02:21,692 --> 01:02:23,662 Why, it even started wrong. 756 01:02:23,762 --> 01:02:27,727 What does that lady think she's marrying - a trained poodle? 757 01:02:27,839 --> 01:02:30,903 She is not a lady. She is a queen. 758 01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:33,314 Well, he's not a king. He's a gentleman. 759 01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:39,692 But when royalty marry, they don't quarrel like common people do. 760 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,828 They can't afford to. 761 01:02:41,939 --> 01:02:43,841 That's just the trouble. 762 01:02:43,943 --> 01:02:46,882 They can't let off steam with a good old row like you or I. 763 01:02:46,984 --> 01:02:48,886 That's true. 764 01:02:48,988 --> 01:02:51,152 But we common people can take life easy. 765 01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:54,290 We can act natural, and nobody will care. 766 01:02:54,401 --> 01:02:57,671 We can eat chicken with our fingers. 767 01:02:57,776 --> 01:03:00,339 Look at the names I can call you. 768 01:03:00,445 --> 01:03:03,910 Look at the things I can throw at you. 769 01:03:04,022 --> 01:03:07,054 Oh, it's wonderful being common. 770 01:03:07,165 --> 01:03:09,730 (Both Sigh) 771 01:03:09,839 --> 01:03:12,574 # Snuggle near, baby dear # 772 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,381 # Why so haughty and severe # 773 01:03:15,489 --> 01:03:20,401 # Let's get together and cuddle up right here # 774 01:03:20,503 --> 01:03:23,033 # Bear in mind I'm refined # 775 01:03:23,144 --> 01:03:25,674 # And I'm not that way inclined # 776 01:03:25,785 --> 01:03:28,122 # Where's your proper pride # 777 01:03:28,226 --> 01:03:31,201 # Why be so dignified # 778 01:03:31,301 --> 01:03:34,036 # Squeeze me once Squeeze me twice # 779 01:03:34,142 --> 01:03:36,981 # S'most improper but, oh, it's nice # 780 01:03:37,085 --> 01:03:39,250 # Let's be common # 781 01:03:40,294 --> 01:03:42,357 # And do it again # 782 01:03:42,467 --> 01:03:45,100 # Hug me do close to you # 783 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,977 # S'a beautiful feeling and thrills me through # 784 01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:52,323 # Let's be common and do it again # 785 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,424 # I'll surely smother # 786 01:03:54,535 --> 01:03:57,942 # Oh, let me go, sir This isn't right # 787 01:03:58,046 --> 01:03:59,949 # Oh, darling Mother # 788 01:04:00,051 --> 01:04:04,120 # If you could see your daughter tonight # 789 01:04:04,229 --> 01:04:06,759 # Grip my neck, grab my hand # 790 01:04:06,870 --> 01:04:09,572 # S'most improper but, oh, it's grand # 791 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:12,380 # Let's be common # 792 01:04:12,487 --> 01:04:14,652 # And do it again # 793 01:04:16,264 --> 01:04:18,635 S'a lovely moon S'a lovely night 794 01:04:18,739 --> 01:04:21,235 # What's the matter with you You're so polite # 795 01:04:21,346 --> 01:04:24,252 # So let's be common # 796 01:04:24,355 --> 01:04:26,452 # And do it again # 797 01:04:26,561 --> 01:04:29,057 # You crush me I'll crush you # 798 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,607 # S'possible we'll be black-and-blue # 799 01:04:31,710 --> 01:04:33,773 # Let's be common # 800 01:04:33,883 --> 01:04:35,786 # And do it again # 801 01:04:35,889 --> 01:04:37,792 # Can't you be gentle # 802 01:04:37,894 --> 01:04:40,994 # You'll bruise me till I'm ultramarine # 803 01:04:41,103 --> 01:04:43,007 # Be sentimental # 804 01:04:43,109 --> 01:04:46,574 # But don't act like a threshing machine # 805 01:04:46,686 --> 01:04:48,988 # So let's be rough You know how # 806 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:51,761 # S'no use struggling Too late now # 807 01:04:51,868 --> 01:04:54,501 # So let's be common # 808 01:04:54,609 --> 01:04:56,513 # And do it again ## 809 01:05:13,732 --> 01:05:16,204 (Bird Twittering) 810 01:06:06,518 --> 01:06:09,287 (Jacques Vocalizing) 811 01:06:14,039 --> 01:06:16,011 Don't do it again! 812 01:06:20,224 --> 01:06:22,560 Ladies and gentlemen... 813 01:06:22,665 --> 01:06:26,699 four weeks ago today, our illustrious queen was married. 814 01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:30,081 The desire of her subjects to celebrate this date... 815 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:32,317 is readily understood. 816 01:06:32,426 --> 01:06:35,960 But in consideration of the royal honeymoon... 817 01:06:36,070 --> 01:06:40,310 I must ask the public to refrain just a little longer... 818 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:43,984 from any serenades, torchlight processions... 819 01:06:44,093 --> 01:06:48,766 or public demonstrations of any kind and, in particular... 820 01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:53,376 to patriotically observe quiet within the limits of the castle... 821 01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:57,591 especially in the early morning hours. 822 01:06:57,699 --> 01:07:01,403 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. 823 01:07:01,511 --> 01:07:05,249 And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, this program comes to you... 824 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:09,264 by courtesy of the Sylvania Hardware Corporation... 825 01:07:09,367 --> 01:07:13,675 the company that gives you two pots for the price of one. 826 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:16,252 (Orchestra: Anthem) 827 01:07:26,683 --> 01:07:29,156 (Clock Chiming) 828 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:35,666 (Chiming Stops) 829 01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:54,362 Louise. 830 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,996 Louise. 831 01:08:01,183 --> 01:08:04,990 ## (Up-tempo March) 832 01:08:29,566 --> 01:08:32,039 (Continues) 833 01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:14,862 ## (Drums Beating) 834 01:09:24,726 --> 01:09:27,701 ## (Orchestra) 835 01:09:32,482 --> 01:09:34,955 (Continues) 836 01:09:36,393 --> 01:09:39,858 # Grenadiers Stand at arms, every man # 837 01:09:39,970 --> 01:09:43,207 # And obey the trumpets' call # 838 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:45,548 ## (Fanfare) 839 01:09:45,653 --> 01:09:47,852 # Give the word # 840 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,898 # Stand at arms spick-and-span # 841 01:09:49,999 --> 01:09:52,598 # Let your queen be heard by all # 842 01:09:56,184 --> 01:10:00,755 # My heart is aflame with your loyalty # 843 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:07,111 # For you, we stand or fall # 844 01:10:07,216 --> 01:10:09,781 # Grenadiers # 845 01:10:09,890 --> 01:10:11,794 # Steady and strong marching along # 846 01:10:11,896 --> 01:10:16,273 # Singing a song of motherland # 847 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:19,076 # Grenadiers # 848 01:10:19,184 --> 01:10:21,121 # Steady in war, ready in love # 849 01:10:21,223 --> 01:10:25,291 # Living to serve no other land # 850 01:10:25,401 --> 01:10:28,000 # Every uniform # 851 01:10:28,110 --> 01:10:30,913 # Taking our hearts by storm # 852 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:33,891 # Who could be true as the grenadiers # 853 01:10:33,993 --> 01:10:36,592 (Chorus) # Grenadiers # 854 01:10:36,701 --> 01:10:38,605 # Steady and strong marching along # 855 01:10:38,707 --> 01:10:42,171 # Heroes who scorn all fear # 856 01:10:42,284 --> 01:10:46,490 # Royal men The royal grenadiers # 857 01:10:46,597 --> 01:10:48,967 - ## (Louise Holding Note) - (Chorus) # Grenadiers # 858 01:10:49,071 --> 01:10:50,974 # Steady and strong marching along # 859 01:10:51,076 --> 01:10:55,681 # Singing a song of motherland # 860 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:58,457 # Grenadiers # 861 01:10:58,565 --> 01:11:00,331 # Steady in war, ready in love # 862 01:11:00,436 --> 01:11:04,140 # Living to serve no other land # 863 01:11:04,247 --> 01:11:06,949 # Every uniform # 864 01:11:07,056 --> 01:11:09,962 # Taking our hearts by storm # 865 01:11:10,064 --> 01:11:13,700 # Who could be true as the grenadiers # 866 01:11:13,809 --> 01:11:17,616 # Grenadiers Steady and strong, marching along # 867 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,957 # Heroes who scorn all fears # 868 01:11:21,063 --> 01:11:23,502 # Royal men The royal grenadiers # 869 01:11:23,604 --> 01:11:26,237 # Left, right, left, right left, right, left, right # 870 01:11:26,345 --> 01:11:28,374 # Sing out ## 871 01:11:32,931 --> 01:11:34,903 (No Audible Dialogue) 872 01:11:43,061 --> 01:11:46,560 Why, you're up, dear? 873 01:11:46,672 --> 01:11:50,980 Yes. I'm surprised myself. 874 01:11:51,084 --> 01:11:53,786 I might as well lie in bed all day. 875 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:56,423 I have nothing to get up for. 876 01:11:56,534 --> 01:12:00,808 Well, what a charming reception. 877 01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:06,760 I spend all morning reviewing the household guards, distributing medals... 878 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,269 and now on my way to an audience with the prime minister... 879 01:12:09,371 --> 01:12:12,711 I steal away to have a look at my husband, and-and - 880 01:12:14,386 --> 01:12:16,859 He doesn't even say good morning to me. 881 01:12:22,844 --> 01:12:25,750 Good morning. 882 01:12:25,853 --> 01:12:29,420 Well, that finishes my morning's work. 883 01:12:29,530 --> 01:12:31,433 What can I do now? 884 01:12:31,535 --> 01:12:33,439 I have already shaved. 885 01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:36,345 I had my hair cut yesterday. 886 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:38,615 There's nothing left. 887 01:12:38,723 --> 01:12:42,062 So, you're bored. 888 01:12:42,167 --> 01:12:45,336 All I'm waiting for now is to have you tell me I'm neglecting you. 889 01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:49,314 Do you realize that not once since we've been married... 890 01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:51,483 have I left you alone at night? 891 01:12:52,596 --> 01:12:54,728 And I never will. 892 01:12:54,837 --> 01:12:58,575 Thank you. It's very kind of you. 893 01:12:58,681 --> 01:13:00,983 And after this foreign loan is arranged... 894 01:13:01,088 --> 01:13:03,059 I'm going to take you to Vienna... 895 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:06,067 and buy you a lot of nice new uniforms. 896 01:13:06,169 --> 01:13:09,907 That's it. You think all you have to do is to buy me a few new uniforms... 897 01:13:10,014 --> 01:13:12,213 and I'll be satisfied. 898 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,953 That's the opinion you have of me, is it? 899 01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:16,966 Oh, don't be silly, Alfred. 900 01:13:17,068 --> 01:13:20,704 Oh, I'm sick of being treated as if I were a sort of plaything. 901 01:13:22,015 --> 01:13:25,013 - You're in a horrible mood today. - Am I? 902 01:13:25,124 --> 01:13:27,597 (Rhythmic Tapping) 903 01:13:42,542 --> 01:13:46,782 (Coughing) 904 01:13:46,888 --> 01:13:49,360 - You have a cold? - No. 905 01:13:50,698 --> 01:13:54,300 - (Coughing) - Why do you cough? 906 01:13:54,409 --> 01:13:59,413 Listen, Louise. You have the power to exclude me from all military affairs... 907 01:13:59,524 --> 01:14:01,427 from all cabinet meetings. 908 01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:05,838 But, please, do not interfere with my coughing. 909 01:14:05,943 --> 01:14:07,847 I cough when I want to. 910 01:14:43,619 --> 01:14:47,221 At last, I've found something to do. 911 01:14:47,330 --> 01:14:49,529 I will repair this today. 912 01:14:49,636 --> 01:14:52,303 Yes. Immediately after- 913 01:14:54,149 --> 01:14:57,556 I almost forgot something very important. 914 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,439 Alfred, where are you going? 915 01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:06,712 Something very important. 916 01:15:06,819 --> 01:15:09,292 I am going to have breakfast. 917 01:15:30,087 --> 01:15:31,991 Where is my breakfast? 918 01:15:32,093 --> 01:15:33,997 May I remind Your Highness... 919 01:15:34,099 --> 01:15:37,541 that Her Majesty the queen has not as yet appeared. 920 01:15:37,641 --> 01:15:40,514 - Well. And? - Well, I'm sure Your Highness knows... 921 01:15:40,617 --> 01:15:44,755 that breakfast cannot be served before the appearance of Her Majesty. 922 01:15:45,866 --> 01:15:48,031 I want my breakfast. 923 01:15:48,139 --> 01:15:50,374 Your Highness, I am very sorry. 924 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,511 - We must wait. - I can't wait. 925 01:15:53,622 --> 01:15:56,722 I want my breakfast. I'm hungry. 926 01:15:56,831 --> 01:16:00,467 Your Highness, I regret it, but it's impossible to - 927 01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:04,950 Her Majesty will not appear for breakfast this morning. 928 01:16:06,158 --> 01:16:08,825 Breakfast for His Highness. 929 01:16:08,933 --> 01:16:10,905 Please, Your Highness. 930 01:16:44,001 --> 01:16:46,765 - Do you speak French? - No, Your Highness. 931 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,030 (No Audible Dialogue) 932 01:17:45,629 --> 01:17:49,292 You're the only one in the palace who looks up to me. 933 01:17:57,341 --> 01:18:00,037 #Just look at me # 934 01:18:00,144 --> 01:18:03,272 # I think my heart will break # 935 01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:06,907 # Nobody seems to take me seriously # 936 01:18:07,951 --> 01:18:10,078 # Honestly # 937 01:18:10,187 --> 01:18:15,819 # I'm just as lonely as a man can be # 938 01:18:17,728 --> 01:18:20,925 # The days mean nothing at all # 939 01:18:21,031 --> 01:18:24,000 # And when the shadows fall # 940 01:18:24,101 --> 01:18:29,437 # The moon is only wasting time on me # 941 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:31,872 # Candidly # 942 01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:35,342 # There must be something awful wrong # 943 01:18:35,446 --> 01:18:38,415 # With me # 944 01:18:38,515 --> 01:18:41,040 # I have a pair of hands # 945 01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:43,051 # To hug and hold # 946 01:18:43,153 --> 01:18:46,645 # But nobody's using them now # 947 01:18:46,757 --> 01:18:49,089 # I've loads of love # 948 01:18:49,193 --> 01:18:51,093 # That could be told # 949 01:18:51,195 --> 01:18:54,358 # But nobody's using them now # 950 01:18:54,465 --> 01:18:56,660 # I've a world of time # 951 01:18:56,767 --> 01:18:58,667 # That's all my own # 952 01:18:58,769 --> 01:19:02,330 # They say that you go silly if you spend it alone # 953 01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:05,875 # I'm telling the truth I'm just wasting my youth # 954 01:19:05,976 --> 01:19:09,810 # 'Cause nobody's using it now No, no, no, no # 955 01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:13,076 # Nobody's using it now # 956 01:19:13,183 --> 01:19:15,276 # There's a bridal suite # 957 01:19:15,386 --> 01:19:17,286 # In gold and blue # 958 01:19:17,388 --> 01:19:20,846 # But nobody's using it now # 959 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:24,917 # I've learned to wear pajamas too # 960 01:19:25,028 --> 01:19:28,327 # What's the use of wearing them now # 961 01:19:28,432 --> 01:19:30,366 # I've sown wild oats # 962 01:19:30,467 --> 01:19:32,367 # I have indeed # 963 01:19:32,469 --> 01:19:35,768 # But now that I've stopped sowing them I'm going to seed # 964 01:19:35,873 --> 01:19:39,502 # For years and for years I've had great ideas # 965 01:19:39,610 --> 01:19:43,307 # But nobody's using them now No, no, no, no # 966 01:19:43,414 --> 01:19:46,508 # Nobody's using them now # 967 01:19:46,617 --> 01:19:50,678 # I have a big settee with patent springs # 968 01:19:53,891 --> 01:19:58,123 # I've some pleasing ways and - (Chuckles) other things # 969 01:20:01,165 --> 01:20:05,067 # I'm a family man who's out of sorts # 970 01:20:05,169 --> 01:20:08,536 # I'm just a loving papa to a great lot of thoughts # 971 01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:12,234 # I blush to admit I've still plenty of"it" # 972 01:20:12,342 --> 01:20:15,641 # But nobody's using it now No, no, no, no # 973 01:20:15,746 --> 01:20:19,238 # Nobody's using it now Zum, zum ## 974 01:20:20,851 --> 01:20:23,217 (People Chattering) 975 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:26,812 (Woman) ...try to see the prince. 976 01:20:26,924 --> 01:20:29,757 Isn't there standing room? Oh, but I must see the prince. 977 01:20:29,860 --> 01:20:32,328 (Chattering Continues) 978 01:20:34,164 --> 01:20:36,064 Oh? Oh. 979 01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:38,293 Oh, is that so? 980 01:20:38,402 --> 01:20:40,563 Mm-hmm. All right. 981 01:20:40,671 --> 01:20:42,571 The moment it was announced that Your Majesty... 982 01:20:42,673 --> 01:20:44,641 would attend the opening of the opera in person... 983 01:20:44,741 --> 01:20:46,800 the place was completely sold out. 984 01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:48,878 (Ministers Chattering) 985 01:20:48,979 --> 01:20:54,815 - Your Majesty is still the biggest drawing card in the country. - (Minister) Yes, indeed, Your Majesty. 986 01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:58,115 Have the spotlights been focused on the entrance to the opera house? 987 01:20:58,222 --> 01:21:00,122 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 988 01:21:00,224 --> 01:21:02,886 Twelve motion picture cameras will photograph the arrival... 989 01:21:02,993 --> 01:21:05,052 of Your Majesty and the prince consort. 990 01:21:05,162 --> 01:21:09,030 The crowd will cheer and press forward with such enthusiasm... 991 01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:13,000 that it can be kept in check only by the most heroic efforts of the police. 992 01:21:13,103 --> 01:21:15,162 And has all this been well rehearsed? 993 01:21:15,272 --> 01:21:17,172 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 994 01:21:17,274 --> 01:21:21,108 The crowd is the same one that we used at Your Majesty's wedding. 995 01:21:21,211 --> 01:21:23,771 They all know their parts perfectly. 996 01:21:23,881 --> 01:21:26,349 Good. Go on. 997 01:21:26,450 --> 01:21:30,887 When Your Majesty and the prince consort appear in the royal box... 998 01:21:30,988 --> 01:21:33,149 the whole audience will rise. 999 01:21:33,257 --> 01:21:35,953 For two minutes, we will have silent homage. 1000 01:21:36,059 --> 01:21:41,395 Your Majesty and the prince consort will reward your loyal subjects with happy smiles. 1001 01:21:41,498 --> 01:21:44,228 You are both in the best of humor. 1002 01:21:45,669 --> 01:21:48,297 - In the best of humor? - Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 1003 01:21:48,405 --> 01:21:51,238 And does the prince consort know he's to be in the best of humor? 1004 01:21:51,341 --> 01:21:53,241 Well - (Coughs) Your Majesty, I-I - 1005 01:21:53,343 --> 01:21:56,244 - Well, you'd better tell him, to be safe. - Yes, Your Majesty. 1006 01:22:04,321 --> 01:22:06,380 Your Majesty frightens us. 1007 01:22:06,490 --> 01:22:10,790 Tonight is your first opportunity of showing your matrimonial happiness to the public. 1008 01:22:10,894 --> 01:22:14,694 - And if the prince consort does not smile in joy- - It will mean disaster. 1009 01:22:14,798 --> 01:22:18,632 The diplomatic representatives of the whole world will be guests in the royal box. 1010 01:22:18,735 --> 01:22:21,033 And unfortunately, the Afghan ambassador too. 1011 01:22:21,138 --> 01:22:24,574 And if he sees any coolness between you, he'll report it to Afghanistan. 1012 01:22:24,675 --> 01:22:27,007 Well, let him. 1013 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:30,079 But surely Your Majesty knows that if Afghanistan hears anything... 1014 01:22:30,180 --> 01:22:32,148 Baluchistan hears it too. 1015 01:22:32,249 --> 01:22:35,548 And if Baluchistan hears it, then all Persia will know it. 1016 01:22:35,652 --> 01:22:38,450 And what is talked of in Persia spreads all over Turkey. 1017 01:22:38,555 --> 01:22:41,820 And when anything is known in Turkey, the Armenians get onto it immediately. 1018 01:22:41,925 --> 01:22:44,155 And you know how many Armenians go to America. 1019 01:22:44,261 --> 01:22:48,425 So if Wall Street hears of a rift in the matrimonial happiness of Your Majesty... 1020 01:22:48,532 --> 01:22:51,330 it will stop all credits and we do not get the loan. 1021 01:22:51,435 --> 01:22:54,199 - And without that loan, we are broke. - (Ministers) Broke! 1022 01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:56,204 (Door Slams) 1023 01:22:56,306 --> 01:23:00,299 So, unless I have a smile on my face tonight, we are broke. 1024 01:23:00,410 --> 01:23:03,902 - (Ministers) Yes, Your Highness. - And you call yourselves statesmen. 1025 01:23:04,014 --> 01:23:06,141 Borrowing money is all that you're able to do. 1026 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:09,275 Prince Alfred, what are you permitting yourself? 1027 01:23:09,386 --> 01:23:12,446 I permit myself to make the following suggestion. 1028 01:23:12,556 --> 01:23:16,583 We do not need a loan. We have enough natural resources. 1029 01:23:19,196 --> 01:23:23,064 There is my plan for the national budget. 1030 01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:25,794 (Whispered Chattering) 1031 01:23:25,902 --> 01:23:30,703 I have worked out everything - in my sleepless days. 1032 01:23:33,910 --> 01:23:36,606 The country can be saved without a loan. 1033 01:23:39,716 --> 01:23:41,684 Go on. 1034 01:23:41,785 --> 01:23:43,912 Read it. 1035 01:23:44,021 --> 01:23:45,989 It includes everything. 1036 01:23:48,492 --> 01:23:50,653 Even your dressmakers' bills. 1037 01:24:12,816 --> 01:24:18,550 I am not permitted to receive suggestions in the affairs of state... 1038 01:24:18,655 --> 01:24:21,180 from the prince consort. 1039 01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:23,259 Not even when they are good? 1040 01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:25,328 Not even then. 1041 01:24:30,701 --> 01:24:34,193 - Do you speak French? - Yes, Your Highness. 1042 01:24:34,304 --> 01:24:36,204 Too bad. 1043 01:24:37,307 --> 01:24:40,640 Prince Alfred, I must ask you once and for all... 1044 01:24:40,744 --> 01:24:43,235 not to interfere in affairs of state. 1045 01:24:43,346 --> 01:24:45,246 I know. 1046 01:24:45,348 --> 01:24:48,476 I'm Your Majesty's husband and nothing else. 1047 01:24:50,387 --> 01:24:53,288 Prince Alfred, you may leave the room. 1048 01:25:12,109 --> 01:25:14,077 Stay, gentlemen. 1049 01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:18,778 Prince Alfred, you will meet me here at 7:00... 1050 01:25:18,882 --> 01:25:23,512 in full gala uniform - all medals and decorations - 1051 01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:26,111 and in the very best of humor. 1052 01:25:28,792 --> 01:25:33,593 And in case I don't feel like complying with Your Majesty's wish? 1053 01:25:33,697 --> 01:25:35,562 This is not my wish. 1054 01:25:35,665 --> 01:25:37,565 It is my command. 1055 01:25:38,835 --> 01:25:43,602 If Your Majesty had not already commanded me to smile... 1056 01:25:43,707 --> 01:25:45,800 I would laugh. 1057 01:25:54,885 --> 01:25:57,911 (Alfred Laughing) 1058 01:25:58,021 --> 01:26:00,489 (Laughing Continues) 1059 01:26:08,765 --> 01:26:11,233 (Chattering) 1060 01:26:12,269 --> 01:26:15,705 # When they went riding yesterday they never spoke a word # 1061 01:26:15,806 --> 01:26:17,706 - # You don't say # - # Is it true # 1062 01:26:17,808 --> 01:26:19,708 - # Think of that # - # Who's to blame # 1063 01:26:19,810 --> 01:26:23,246 # And he asked for garlic in his soup at dinner, so I heard # 1064 01:26:23,346 --> 01:26:25,246 - Something's wrong - Did you hear 1065 01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:27,441 - Are you sure - What a shame 1066 01:26:27,551 --> 01:26:31,317 # I know the queen regrets it but of course the man's to blame # 1067 01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,321 - # Good for you # - # Not at all # 1068 01:26:33,423 --> 01:26:35,323 - # I'm for that # - # Let it go # 1069 01:26:35,425 --> 01:26:38,622 # Well, here I am, still single May my children stay the same # 1070 01:26:38,728 --> 01:26:40,628 # Drink to that Here's to you # 1071 01:26:40,730 --> 01:26:43,790 - # Poor old prince # - # Is that so # 1072 01:26:45,569 --> 01:26:49,232 # Don't you dare to say a word against the queen # 1073 01:26:49,339 --> 01:26:52,433 # The queen is always right # 1074 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:55,511 # The queen is just a woman and she's just as mean # 1075 01:26:55,612 --> 01:26:58,410 # Say that again, we'll fight # 1076 01:26:58,515 --> 01:27:01,541 - # Don't forget she has a husband # - # Don't forget she is the boss # 1077 01:27:01,651 --> 01:27:04,745 # And Her Majesty can run him out of town # 1078 01:27:04,855 --> 01:27:06,550 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1079 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:08,351 (Simultaneously) - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1080 01:27:08,458 --> 01:27:10,790 - # That's enough from you # - # Sit down # 1081 01:27:11,828 --> 01:27:14,820 # Don't you dare to say a word against the queen # 1082 01:27:14,931 --> 01:27:17,991 # The queen is always right # 1083 01:27:18,101 --> 01:27:21,332 # The queen is just a woman and she's just as mean # 1084 01:27:21,438 --> 01:27:24,066 # Say that again, we'll fight # 1085 01:27:24,174 --> 01:27:27,200 - # Don't forget she's got a husband # - # Don't forget she is the boss # 1086 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:30,302 # And Her Majesty can run him out of town # 1087 01:27:30,413 --> 01:27:31,880 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1088 01:27:31,982 --> 01:27:33,449 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1089 01:27:33,550 --> 01:27:35,017 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1090 01:27:35,118 --> 01:27:36,585 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1091 01:27:36,686 --> 01:27:38,153 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1092 01:27:38,255 --> 01:27:39,722 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1093 01:27:39,823 --> 01:27:41,290 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1094 01:27:41,391 --> 01:27:42,858 - # The prince is right # - # The queen is right # 1095 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:47,086 # That's enough from you Sit down ## 1096 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:52,590 You can tell him my patience is exhausted. 1097 01:27:52,692 --> 01:27:55,486 If he won't come here voluntarily, I'll have him brought here... 1098 01:27:55,593 --> 01:27:57,514 even if I have to send soldiers. 1099 01:27:57,617 --> 01:27:59,608 Yes, Your Majesty. 1100 01:28:01,431 --> 01:28:04,766 - (Audience Chattering) - ## (Instruments Tuning) 1101 01:28:17,085 --> 01:28:19,006 (Doorknob Turns) 1102 01:28:16,582 --> 01:28:19,550 (Master Of Ceremonies) His Highness, the prince consort. 1103 01:28:24,376 --> 01:28:26,366 (Door Closes) 1104 01:28:30,179 --> 01:28:33,273 Why are you dressed like this? What does it mean? 1105 01:28:33,384 --> 01:28:36,824 It means I'm dressed for traveling. I'm going to Paris. 1106 01:28:36,926 --> 01:28:39,112 You go change at once. 1107 01:28:39,221 --> 01:28:41,141 You're going to the opera with me. 1108 01:28:41,245 --> 01:28:43,937 Only with soldiers and handcuffed. 1109 01:28:44,046 --> 01:28:48,326 Alfred, you know very well how much depends on this - 1110 01:28:48,432 --> 01:28:52,309 my name, my position, my reputation as queen. 1111 01:28:52,413 --> 01:28:56,416 If you fail me tonight, all will be over between us. 1112 01:28:56,529 --> 01:29:00,129 It is already over- and forever. 1113 01:29:00,241 --> 01:29:02,668 - Alfred. - You have gone too far, madame. 1114 01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:06,682 You thought you could order the former military attach� around and command the husband. 1115 01:29:06,786 --> 01:29:10,731 But you forgot one thing, madame - that first, I am a man. 1116 01:29:10,835 --> 01:29:13,296 - I know that, Alfred. - No, you do not. 1117 01:29:13,399 --> 01:29:15,826 But I'm going to prove it to you. Good-bye, madame. 1118 01:29:15,929 --> 01:29:18,046 - You mean you're really going? - Yes. 1119 01:29:18,156 --> 01:29:21,895 Oh, but, Alfred, won't you love me anymore? 1120 01:29:22,002 --> 01:29:26,040 Only with soldiers and handcuffed. 1121 01:29:27,131 --> 01:29:29,823 (Louise) Alfred! 1122 01:29:29,931 --> 01:29:32,657 Alfred! (Crying) 1123 01:29:45,316 --> 01:29:49,020 # Dream lover # 1124 01:29:50,073 --> 01:29:56,642 # Fold your arms around me # 1125 01:29:57,732 --> 01:30:01,804 # Dream lover # 1126 01:30:01,916 --> 01:30:08,923 # Your romance has found me # 1127 01:30:09,035 --> 01:30:18,515 # I'm held in your spell # 1128 01:30:18,617 --> 01:30:25,324 (Crying) # Knowing so well # 1129 01:30:25,432 --> 01:30:31,195 # Dreams never tell -## 1130 01:30:31,302 --> 01:30:34,132 (Sobbing) 1131 01:30:35,655 --> 01:30:38,588 - (Trumpets) - (Soldier Chorus) Grenadiers 1132 01:30:38,691 --> 01:30:40,705 Steady and strong marching along 1133 01:30:40,818 --> 01:30:45,201 Singing a song of motherland 1134 01:30:45,304 --> 01:30:47,261 Grenadiers 1135 01:30:47,364 --> 01:30:49,284 Steady in war, ready in love 1136 01:30:49,387 --> 01:30:53,264 Living to serve no other land 1137 01:30:53,368 --> 01:30:55,887 Every uniform 1138 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,496 Taking our hearts by storm 1139 01:30:58,598 --> 01:31:02,073 # Who could be true as the grenadiers # 1140 01:31:02,175 --> 01:31:05,408 # Grenadiers Steady and strong, marching along # 1141 01:31:05,515 --> 01:31:08,782 Heroes who scorn all fears 1142 01:31:08,889 --> 01:31:11,914 Royal men The royal grenadiers 1143 01:31:12,026 --> 01:31:14,454 # Grenadiers # 1144 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:16,478 Steady and strong marching along 1145 01:31:16,581 --> 01:31:20,527 # Singing a song of motherland # 1146 01:31:20,630 --> 01:31:22,781 # Grenadiers # 1147 01:31:22,891 --> 01:31:24,812 # Steady in war, ready in love # 1148 01:31:24,915 --> 01:31:28,585 # Living to serve no other land # 1149 01:31:28,694 --> 01:31:30,845 # Every uniform # 1150 01:31:30,954 --> 01:31:33,714 # Taking our hearts by storm # 1151 01:31:33,823 --> 01:31:36,825 # Who could be true as the grenadiers # 1152 01:31:36,926 --> 01:31:38,847 # Grenadiers # 1153 01:31:38,928 --> 01:31:40,825 # Steady and strong marching along # 1154 01:31:40,927 --> 01:31:43,789 # Heroes who scorn all fears # 1155 01:31:43,892 --> 01:31:45,913 # Royal men The royal grenadiers # 1156 01:31:46,024 --> 01:31:49,078 # Left, right, left, right left, right, left, right # 1157 01:31:49,188 --> 01:31:50,175 # Sing out ## 1158 01:31:50,753 --> 01:31:53,217 (Audience Chattering, Laughing) 1159 01:32:50,079 --> 01:32:53,270 (Audience Resumes Chattering) 1160 01:33:19,258 --> 01:33:21,484 (Chattering Stops) 1161 01:33:52,567 --> 01:33:55,031 (Applause Continues) 1162 01:34:20,481 --> 01:34:23,445 ## (Romantic) 1163 01:34:55,888 --> 01:34:58,785 As for myself, you needn't have come at all. 1164 01:34:58,886 --> 01:35:01,874 All right, good-bye. 1165 01:35:01,985 --> 01:35:03,881 Stay here. 1166 01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:06,913 Beg me to stay. 1167 01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:16,007 I ask you to stay. 1168 01:35:17,041 --> 01:35:19,766 Don't ask me. Beg me. 1169 01:35:22,271 --> 01:35:24,860 I beg you to stay. 1170 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:27,525 Not commanding. 1171 01:35:27,634 --> 01:35:29,530 Begging. 1172 01:35:29,632 --> 01:35:31,529 Begging. 1173 01:35:33,395 --> 01:35:37,121 I beg you to stay. 1174 01:35:37,226 --> 01:35:39,588 Since you beg me so lovingly... 1175 01:35:39,691 --> 01:35:41,781 I'll be generous. 1176 01:35:41,890 --> 01:35:43,855 I'll stay. 1177 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:48,180 You want to humiliate me. That's why you came here. 1178 01:35:48,285 --> 01:35:51,340 No. I came because - 1179 01:35:51,449 --> 01:35:53,347 Why? 1180 01:35:54,414 --> 01:35:56,436 Because, after all... 1181 01:35:56,546 --> 01:35:59,771 I didn't want to ruin the woman I once loved. 1182 01:36:02,275 --> 01:36:04,739 But tomorrow, I'm leaving for Paris. 1183 01:36:05,294 --> 01:36:08,525 And as soon as this loan of yours is signed... 1184 01:36:08,631 --> 01:36:10,929 I will file papers for divorce. 1185 01:36:20,643 --> 01:36:23,111 If you don't treat me nicely, I'll go right home. 1186 01:36:24,147 --> 01:36:26,843 All right. Go on. 1187 01:36:33,890 --> 01:36:37,121 Still here? 1188 01:36:37,226 --> 01:36:40,195 (Intensifies) 1189 01:37:05,588 --> 01:37:09,217 If you don't take those glasses from your eyes, I'll tear them away. 1190 01:37:09,325 --> 01:37:12,260 Go on. (Chuckles) 1191 01:37:12,361 --> 01:37:15,159 You can't do it, eh? 1192 01:37:15,264 --> 01:37:18,427 You're a queen. You must behave. 1193 01:37:19,635 --> 01:37:24,038 If you were just a mere woman, you could make a scandal. 1194 01:37:24,140 --> 01:37:26,041 But you can't. 1195 01:37:26,142 --> 01:37:28,610 That's what you get for being a queen. 1196 01:37:38,755 --> 01:37:41,154 - (Speaking Foreign Language) - Huh? 1197 01:37:41,257 --> 01:37:43,158 (Foreign Language) 1198 01:37:43,259 --> 01:37:45,853 Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you. 1199 01:37:49,499 --> 01:37:52,468 Oh! 1200 01:37:52,568 --> 01:37:55,469 He'll never get these glasses back. 1201 01:38:11,521 --> 01:38:14,685 - ## (Ends) - (Applause) 1202 01:38:17,093 --> 01:38:18,994 Applaud. 1203 01:38:23,099 --> 01:38:24,999 Smile. 1204 01:38:29,405 --> 01:38:33,842 Oh! We are in the very best of humor, eh? 1205 01:38:33,944 --> 01:38:35,911 (Chuckles) 1206 01:38:39,348 --> 01:38:42,317 (Louise Sobbing) 1207 01:38:48,591 --> 01:38:51,560 (Alfred Humming Jauntily) 1208 01:38:55,064 --> 01:38:57,966 I blush to admit I've still plenty of"it" 1209 01:38:58,067 --> 01:39:01,230 But somebody will use it now Oh, oh, oh, oh 1210 01:39:01,337 --> 01:39:03,897 Somebody will use it now 1211 01:39:04,006 --> 01:39:06,941 She is in her room, and he is in his. 1212 01:39:07,043 --> 01:39:09,012 Yes. Sad, isn't it? 1213 01:39:10,379 --> 01:39:13,371 When we get married, let's be common... 1214 01:39:13,482 --> 01:39:16,849 and only have one room between us. 1215 01:39:16,953 --> 01:39:19,183 Why even one room between us? 1216 01:39:19,288 --> 01:39:21,756 (Crying) 1217 01:39:36,172 --> 01:39:38,072 (Line Clicking) 1218 01:39:41,510 --> 01:39:43,978 (Crying Continues) 1219 01:39:55,992 --> 01:39:58,460 (Sobbing) 1220 01:40:17,279 --> 01:40:19,747 (Sniffling) 1221 01:40:24,086 --> 01:40:27,055 (Alfred Humming) 1222 01:40:35,164 --> 01:40:38,031 (Humming Stops) Who is it? 1223 01:40:38,134 --> 01:40:40,398 Louise. 1224 01:40:40,503 --> 01:40:42,471 What do you want? 1225 01:40:45,207 --> 01:40:48,301 A mouse is in my room. 1226 01:40:48,411 --> 01:40:50,538 Call your soldiers. 1227 01:40:50,646 --> 01:40:53,114 (Humming Resumes) 1228 01:40:57,553 --> 01:41:00,147 What are you doing? 1229 01:41:00,256 --> 01:41:02,156 Packing. 1230 01:41:02,258 --> 01:41:05,557 - Can I help you? - No, thanks. 1231 01:41:05,661 --> 01:41:08,129 - (Humming Louder) - (Whimpering) 1232 01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:14,531 (Sobbing) 1233 01:41:14,637 --> 01:41:16,730 (Humming Continues) 1234 01:41:16,839 --> 01:41:19,535 (Sobbing Louder) 1235 01:41:26,282 --> 01:41:28,580 (Humming Stops) 1236 01:41:29,719 --> 01:41:31,687 (Key Turns In Lock) 1237 01:41:42,832 --> 01:41:45,300 ## (Humming) 1238 01:42:28,144 --> 01:42:30,613 ## (Whistling) 1239 01:42:42,124 --> 01:42:44,092 (Whistling Stops) 1240 01:42:53,135 --> 01:42:55,660 (Door Opens) 1241 01:43:05,314 --> 01:43:07,282 Please. 1242 01:43:09,552 --> 01:43:11,520 (Doorknob Jiggles) 1243 01:43:12,788 --> 01:43:14,756 The key, please. 1244 01:43:16,892 --> 01:43:19,360 So, you're trying to use force again, madame? 1245 01:43:29,471 --> 01:43:31,940 (Key Turns In Lock) 1246 01:43:46,188 --> 01:43:48,157 Where shall we live in Paris? 1247 01:43:50,327 --> 01:43:52,692 - We? - Yes. 1248 01:43:52,795 --> 01:43:54,888 I'm going with you. 1249 01:43:54,997 --> 01:43:57,591 Wherever you go, I'll follow you. 1250 01:43:57,701 --> 01:43:59,998 (Whimpers) You can't get rid of me. 1251 01:44:06,910 --> 01:44:10,072 Well, there is no use for me to leave then. 1252 01:44:10,179 --> 01:44:12,807 No. No use at all. 1253 01:44:15,017 --> 01:44:17,144 I suppose I might as well stay here. 1254 01:44:18,387 --> 01:44:20,287 I suppose so too. 1255 01:44:21,323 --> 01:44:23,519 But how am I going to punish you? 1256 01:44:23,626 --> 01:44:25,526 - And you must be punished. - Yes. 1257 01:44:25,628 --> 01:44:27,961 - And severely. - Yes. 1258 01:44:28,063 --> 01:44:30,293 But how? 1259 01:44:30,399 --> 01:44:32,060 Let me see. 1260 01:44:32,167 --> 01:44:36,103 An awful punishment. Let me see. 1261 01:44:37,907 --> 01:44:40,000 It's really not so easy. 1262 01:44:40,109 --> 01:44:44,307 (Louise) May I- May I make a suggestion? 1263 01:44:44,413 --> 01:44:46,314 Yes. 1264 01:44:48,550 --> 01:44:50,518 Sit down. 1265 01:44:54,323 --> 01:44:57,553 If I were in your place, I'd say: 1266 01:44:57,660 --> 01:45:00,857 "Louise, I don't want a divorce. 1267 01:45:00,963 --> 01:45:04,296 - I love you too much for that." - No, no, no, no, no. 1268 01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:06,799 But I'd say: " Louise... 1269 01:45:06,902 --> 01:45:09,666 "you can't order me around any longer. 1270 01:45:09,772 --> 01:45:12,536 " From now on, I shall take command - 1271 01:45:12,641 --> 01:45:15,166 "not only of the affairs of state... 1272 01:45:15,277 --> 01:45:17,438 "not only in the Department of the Navy... 1273 01:45:17,546 --> 01:45:20,709 but also here at home." 1274 01:45:21,951 --> 01:45:25,250 And my first command would be... 1275 01:45:25,354 --> 01:45:29,085 "Louise, don't dare to leave this room. 1276 01:45:30,759 --> 01:45:33,990 "You shall stay here... 1277 01:45:34,096 --> 01:45:36,894 "at my side... 1278 01:45:36,998 --> 01:45:41,561 attached to me from morning till, uh" - 1279 01:45:43,238 --> 01:45:46,173 "from night till morning." 1280 01:45:50,578 --> 01:45:52,809 And you call that a punishment? 1281 01:45:54,616 --> 01:45:56,516 Yes... 1282 01:45:56,618 --> 01:45:58,643 my king. 1283 01:46:00,422 --> 01:46:03,220 - # Eyes of # - # Lizette # 1284 01:46:03,325 --> 01:46:06,055 - # Smile of # - # Mignonette # 1285 01:46:06,161 --> 01:46:09,096 - # The sweetness of # - # Suzette # 1286 01:46:09,198 --> 01:46:12,531 - # In me arrayed ## - # In you arrayed ## 94440