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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,258 --> 00:00:42,885 2 00:00:43,258 --> 00:00:44,885 I was born a baby. 3 00:00:45,527 --> 00:00:47,051 A blank slate. 4 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:50,098 Thinking I was in control of my own destiny. 5 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:53,634 And then I met my father. 6 00:00:55,738 --> 00:00:57,706 You better be good at this stuff. 7 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,009 In college, I wasn't the most gifted athlete. 8 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:02,900 But in order to please my dad, 9 00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:04,309 I strived to be the very best. 10 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:06,746 Oh. Little help, already out of control. 11 00:01:06,815 --> 00:01:08,282 I'm losing vision, it's blackness. 12 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,375 You guys here, you might want to move out of there, 13 00:01:10,452 --> 00:01:12,044 I gotta let go of this thing. 14 00:01:12,187 --> 00:01:14,655 Oh-oh. Look out! For Pete's sake! 15 00:01:24,466 --> 00:01:25,831 How far was that? 16 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:29,765 Foot and three inches. 17 00:01:30,539 --> 00:01:32,530 Hope you boys are ready. See you at the finish line. 18 00:01:32,608 --> 00:01:35,133 There's a... There's a rabid cheetah in Lane 2 here. 19 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:38,145 Runners take your mark. Get set! 20 00:01:39,681 --> 00:01:41,239 Hold on! Wait! 21 00:01:45,921 --> 00:01:48,515 I got it, right below the knee, the nub. 22 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:50,615 Oh, that hurts! 23 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:01,333 No, no, no, no. Your day's over, Phil. 24 00:02:02,638 --> 00:02:04,538 Yes, I was quite the athlete. 25 00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:06,463 Oh. 26 00:02:06,975 --> 00:02:08,772 So much so, that I caught the eye 27 00:02:08,844 --> 00:02:10,641 of the prettiest girl in school. 28 00:02:10,712 --> 00:02:12,009 Oh. Are you all right? 29 00:02:12,081 --> 00:02:13,048 Yeah. 30 00:02:13,115 --> 00:02:14,173 Sorry about that. 31 00:02:14,249 --> 00:02:15,807 Yeah, it's no prob. 32 00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:17,484 There's a horrible wind. 33 00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:19,350 Uh, no, there isn't. 34 00:02:20,222 --> 00:02:21,450 There is o-over there. 35 00:02:27,596 --> 00:02:30,793 Dad? Hey, Dad! Barbara said "yes. " 36 00:02:30,866 --> 00:02:32,299 Hey, Son. 37 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,701 This is Janice. I met her at the A&P. 38 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:35,668 Hi. 39 00:02:37,239 --> 00:02:38,672 We're gonna get married. 40 00:02:39,675 --> 00:02:41,302 Can I talk to you 41 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:43,004 alone? 42 00:02:43,178 --> 00:02:44,304 Yeah. 43 00:02:44,746 --> 00:02:45,735 Be right back. 44 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:47,975 Nice to meet you, Barbara. Heard a lot about you. 45 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:49,244 It's nice to meet you. 46 00:02:49,318 --> 00:02:52,048 She's great-looking. What you talking about? She's terrific. 47 00:02:52,121 --> 00:02:54,055 You're getting married? 48 00:02:54,189 --> 00:02:56,680 Look, Phil, I'm lonely. I'm a man. 49 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:59,283 It hasn't been easy for me since your mom died. 50 00:02:59,361 --> 00:03:02,421 She didn't die, she divorced you. 51 00:03:03,132 --> 00:03:06,863 Um, tomatoes, tomatoes. You know. 52 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:09,796 Baby. 53 00:03:12,407 --> 00:03:15,171 One year later, on the proudest day of my life, 54 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:17,303 he was right there by my side. 55 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:19,711 There he is, your grandson, Sam. 56 00:03:19,781 --> 00:03:21,442 7 pounds, 6 ounces. 57 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:24,611 Oh, by the way, he had a son on the same day. 58 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:27,553 Take a gander at your brother, Bucky. 59 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:29,591 7 pounds, 7. 60 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:31,756 Just a little bit bigger. 61 00:03:34,863 --> 00:03:37,058 Welcome to my life. 62 00:04:10,432 --> 00:04:13,833 Excuse me. Hey, y-you didn't need to take up two spots. 63 00:04:13,902 --> 00:04:17,030 Actually, I do. Look at the size of this bad boy, huh? 64 00:04:17,105 --> 00:04:20,268 This is cute though, huh? You're saving the environment for all of us. 65 00:04:20,342 --> 00:04:21,604 Go hemp! 66 00:04:25,147 --> 00:04:26,409 Unbelievable. 67 00:04:30,152 --> 00:04:33,644 Okay, boys. Okay. Keep it down. Keep it simple. 68 00:04:33,722 --> 00:04:35,019 Hey, honey. 69 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,581 Where've you been? It's a tie game, it's almost over. 70 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:39,092 Oh, I-I-I'm sorry. 71 00:04:39,161 --> 00:04:40,492 I... I just... I got caught at work 72 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:43,622 and then I had to park in the far parking lot. 73 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:45,764 Let's go, Gladiators! 74 00:04:45,901 --> 00:04:47,027 Go, Bucky! 75 00:04:48,437 --> 00:04:49,461 Hey, where's Sam? 76 00:04:49,538 --> 00:04:50,527 He's on the bench. 77 00:04:50,606 --> 00:04:51,937 Okay, Bucky, let's go! 78 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:53,565 You're kidding me. No. 79 00:04:53,642 --> 00:04:57,169 Go Bucky! Finish it off! Finish it off! 80 00:04:57,246 --> 00:04:58,713 Come on, Bucky! 81 00:05:00,415 --> 00:05:02,042 Yay, Bucky! Bucky! 82 00:05:03,185 --> 00:05:05,085 Bucky! Okay, Bucky. 83 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:07,178 Yes! Yes! Yes! 84 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:11,249 That's my boy, Bucky! Attaboy, Bucky! 85 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:13,289 Hey, big guy, how'd it go? 86 00:05:13,362 --> 00:05:15,592 It went great. Bench is nice and warm. 87 00:05:15,664 --> 00:05:18,224 I'm gonna see what I can do about that, okay? 88 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:20,724 We'll see you back at the house, Dad. 89 00:05:20,802 --> 00:05:22,827 You played great, Son. You played great. 90 00:05:22,904 --> 00:05:24,394 I'm proud of you. 91 00:05:24,473 --> 00:05:25,770 Come on, buddy. 92 00:05:27,676 --> 00:05:29,303 Hi, you guys. 93 00:05:29,378 --> 00:05:30,811 Oh, Barb. Hi. 94 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:34,747 Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil. 95 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:37,011 Very funny, Dad. Haven't heard that one before. 96 00:05:37,085 --> 00:05:38,347 Hey, Buck. 97 00:05:39,421 --> 00:05:41,446 I see you got a new case for the Pel� ball. 98 00:05:41,523 --> 00:05:42,990 That's my ball. 99 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:46,050 Get away from that. Don't... Don't get any ideas. Don't even touch it. 100 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,755 And now... Watch this. 101 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:49,820 An important message from the King. 102 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:52,628 Hi, I'm Buck Weston, King of Sporting Goods. 103 00:05:52,701 --> 00:05:53,759 You can save... Me. 104 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:56,326 Big on all kinds of balls. 105 00:05:56,405 --> 00:05:59,431 Basketballs, footballs, 106 00:05:59,508 --> 00:06:02,636 hockey pucks, baseballs... 107 00:06:02,711 --> 00:06:04,372 Those acting lessons really paid off. 108 00:06:04,446 --> 00:06:07,643 Yeah, I got four stores now, and I'm opening a fifth next month 109 00:06:07,716 --> 00:06:08,774 in your neck of the woods. 110 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,215 You sure you don't want a job? 111 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:11,343 I got a job, Dad. 112 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,217 Oh, yeah, what? Selling... Selling vitamins? 113 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:15,017 In fact, you need to take more vitamins. 114 00:06:15,090 --> 00:06:17,558 I take a vitamin every day, it's called a steak. 115 00:06:18,026 --> 00:06:20,256 Now look, I came up with this myself, look at this. 116 00:06:20,329 --> 00:06:21,887 I'm Buck Weston. 117 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:24,158 And he's got balls! 118 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:27,164 Pretty good, huh? What do you think? 119 00:06:27,235 --> 00:06:29,669 I think this is your best commercial yet. 120 00:06:29,738 --> 00:06:31,103 It was pretty good. 121 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,107 Gripping. Gripping. 122 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,267 Ditka. 123 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:35,810 Stay away from that, okay? 124 00:06:35,877 --> 00:06:37,504 Here we go again. 125 00:06:38,613 --> 00:06:40,080 Hey, Ditka! Will you knock it off? 126 00:06:40,148 --> 00:06:41,615 Hey, knock it off, would you? 127 00:06:42,951 --> 00:06:45,078 Hey, do that later, would you, please? 128 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:46,552 I got company! 129 00:06:48,056 --> 00:06:49,080 Doing my lawn. 130 00:06:49,157 --> 00:06:51,625 Look, we're trying to have a nice family gathering, all right? 131 00:06:51,693 --> 00:06:53,092 I'm trying to get my yard cleaned. 132 00:06:53,161 --> 00:06:55,186 You're messing up my yard. Let me... Let me ask you. 133 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,424 The world's gotta stop 'cause you got a family gathering? 134 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:59,558 I'm trying to do my lawn! Yeah, but you put all your... 135 00:06:59,634 --> 00:07:00,566 Guys... 136 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:02,603 Hey, stay out of this. It's between us, okay? 137 00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:05,401 Here, take some of this back, 'cause I don't want it. 138 00:07:05,474 --> 00:07:07,169 Hey! Knock it off! It's all for you! 139 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:08,675 You're nuts! Guys, guys! 140 00:07:08,744 --> 00:07:09,904 How do you like that, Ditka? 141 00:07:09,978 --> 00:07:10,945 Take it back. 142 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:12,445 Here, you get the whole thing! 143 00:07:14,182 --> 00:07:15,410 We'll settle this later, okay? 144 00:07:15,484 --> 00:07:16,781 Yeah, you know where to find me! 145 00:07:16,852 --> 00:07:17,841 Yeah, exactly. 146 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:19,853 I got this for you, too! Get out of here! 147 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:21,411 Phil, come on. 148 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:22,582 What are you lookin' at? 149 00:07:22,657 --> 00:07:24,682 Dad, he hit me. He hit me with the ball. 150 00:07:25,927 --> 00:07:28,794 Hey, Dad, what happened to all your fish? 151 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:32,391 That one ate the others. I call him "Killer. " 152 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:33,832 Killer? 153 00:07:33,902 --> 00:07:34,834 Yeah. 154 00:07:34,903 --> 00:07:35,801 I like it. 155 00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:36,803 Yeah. 156 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,999 You might wanna clean the water every now and then. 157 00:07:39,074 --> 00:07:40,803 Let's see what you can do. 158 00:07:40,909 --> 00:07:42,240 Hey, Dad, I didn't know if... 159 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,937 I wanted to talk to you about Sam. 160 00:07:44,012 --> 00:07:45,240 Sammy's a good boy. 161 00:07:45,313 --> 00:07:46,302 Yeah. Yeah. 162 00:07:46,381 --> 00:07:47,348 Yeah. 163 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:50,214 He hasn't been playing much lately and, I didn't know if... 164 00:07:50,285 --> 00:07:52,276 Stop right there. I agree with you. 165 00:07:52,354 --> 00:07:53,821 And I got some great news. 166 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,948 He's gonna get a lot more playing time now. 167 00:07:56,024 --> 00:07:58,322 Dad, thanks, that's... that's exactly what I wanted to hear. 168 00:07:58,393 --> 00:07:59,883 I traded him to the Tigers. 169 00:08:01,062 --> 00:08:02,051 Ooh, hey! 170 00:08:03,665 --> 00:08:05,132 You traded your own grandson? 171 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,293 Well, I didn't actually get anything for him. 172 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:09,098 You know that cost $400? 173 00:08:09,171 --> 00:08:10,331 I can't believe it. 174 00:08:10,405 --> 00:08:12,930 W - What, you calling me a liar? I'll show you the receipt. 175 00:08:13,008 --> 00:08:14,771 No, I-I'm talking about Sam! 176 00:08:14,843 --> 00:08:16,435 W- Why didn't you just play him more? 177 00:08:16,511 --> 00:08:17,910 He is going to play more, Philly... 178 00:08:17,979 --> 00:08:19,446 Yeah, for another team! 179 00:08:19,514 --> 00:08:22,210 You... You... You care about winning that much? 180 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:25,276 Look, Phil, I'm not just coaching soccer. 181 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:26,650 I'm building men. 182 00:08:26,721 --> 00:08:27,779 Okay, yeah. 183 00:08:27,856 --> 00:08:28,788 Hey, hey, hey. 184 00:08:28,857 --> 00:08:30,848 It's an impressive shot. Sure. 185 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:32,587 But, you know, I want Sam to have fun. 186 00:08:32,661 --> 00:08:33,923 This isn't the big leagues. 187 00:08:33,995 --> 00:08:36,225 For those who live between Broadway and Grandville, 188 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,731 between the ages of 10 and 12, 189 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:40,461 who are free on Sundays and Tuesdays, 190 00:08:40,769 --> 00:08:42,396 this is the big leagues. 191 00:08:42,471 --> 00:08:44,234 But what about Sam? 192 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:47,202 Sam, you saw him out there today. It breaks my heart. 193 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:49,539 At best, he's a benchwarmer. 194 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:52,536 Wow! Oh! 195 00:08:53,348 --> 00:08:55,612 Oh, Killer! Killer! 196 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:57,015 How did that happen? 197 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,727 Hey, Sam, you wanna give us a minute? 198 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:15,030 Need a little adult time. 199 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,331 Uh-huh. 200 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:21,972 Of all the asinine things my dad has done, 201 00:09:22,043 --> 00:09:24,307 this is by far the most asinine. 202 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:27,712 I mean, I know he's the most competitive man in the world. 203 00:09:27,782 --> 00:09:30,751 But this beats them all. I'm angry. 204 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:33,521 I'm... I'm spitting angry! 205 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:38,054 I'm like a tornado of anger, swirling about! 206 00:09:38,426 --> 00:09:41,361 My heart rate is dangerously high right now. 207 00:09:41,963 --> 00:09:43,123 I'm glad it happened, I... 208 00:09:43,198 --> 00:09:45,063 What? Yeah. 209 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,395 What do you mean? 210 00:09:46,468 --> 00:09:49,198 Where did my wife go? Are you a robot? 211 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,599 Are you a robot-woman? 212 00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:52,640 I... I am not a robot. 213 00:09:53,174 --> 00:09:55,039 Phil, honey, I know this is upsetting, okay, 214 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:57,840 but you have to try to find the positive in this. 215 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:00,973 It was unhealthy for Sam to play on your dad's team. 216 00:10:01,049 --> 00:10:02,983 Now he'll play for the Tigers 217 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:05,042 And have some fun. 218 00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:07,016 Okay, look, you're too upset about this. 219 00:10:07,088 --> 00:10:09,181 So, I'll tell him, okay? 220 00:10:09,257 --> 00:10:11,350 No, no, no, no, no, no, I... 221 00:10:12,193 --> 00:10:13,956 I need to tell him. 222 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:18,330 Benchwarmer? 223 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,737 Boy, did that hurt my face. 224 00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:27,268 Sammy? Yeah? 225 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:28,533 Hey. Hey. 226 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,339 What are you doing? Nothing. 227 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,107 Internet dating? No. 228 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:33,738 Mail-order bride? No. 229 00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:35,282 Just kidding. 230 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:37,784 Look, uh, I got some good news. 231 00:10:39,387 --> 00:10:41,184 I got you put on a new team. 232 00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:43,623 I'm not on the Gladiators anymore? 233 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:44,818 No. 234 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,087 You're on the Tigers. 235 00:10:47,329 --> 00:10:49,058 The Tigers? Yeah. 236 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:51,030 They're in last place. 237 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:54,235 Yeah, but you're gonna get more playing time. 238 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:56,232 Did Grandpa trade me? 239 00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:58,130 No. 240 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,340 Yes, wait. I'm happy this is happening. 241 00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:04,469 This is a good thing. 242 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:06,446 You know, it doesn't seem like a good thing, 243 00:11:06,514 --> 00:11:08,038 but it's a good thing. Trust me. 244 00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:10,380 You do not wanna be the kid 245 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,943 that's on the other end of the bench. 246 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,886 You do not want to be that kid. 247 00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,480 'Cause I know that kid. 248 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,183 You don't wanna be him. 249 00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:19,385 Okay. 250 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:23,659 You don't wanna be the kid who has such suppressed rage 251 00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:27,166 that his heart's about to burst through his chest. 252 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:31,230 You don't wanna be the kid that when he thinks about 253 00:11:31,306 --> 00:11:32,671 what his dad did to him... 254 00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,810 I know that kid. I know. 255 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,674 That kid lives right here in this house! 256 00:11:37,746 --> 00:11:38,770 Mom! 257 00:11:40,749 --> 00:11:42,148 Oh. 258 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,382 Mom! 259 00:11:43,451 --> 00:11:45,544 He doesn't know what to do. He doesn't... 260 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,609 Ouch! 261 00:11:47,055 --> 00:11:48,079 Phew. 262 00:11:48,156 --> 00:11:49,919 Okay? Yes. Good. 263 00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:53,218 Coach Benson will be good for you. He knows his stuff. 264 00:11:53,294 --> 00:11:55,319 I bet you this whole thing is gonna turn out to be 265 00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,388 a blessing in disguise. 266 00:11:58,033 --> 00:11:59,728 Hey, the Tigers may be in last place, 267 00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,962 but those guys look pretty good. 268 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:03,937 Dad, those aren't the Tigers. 269 00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,404 They're not even wearing blue. 270 00:12:05,473 --> 00:12:06,838 The Tigers are over there. 271 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:10,241 I'm having a baby. Oh, I'm having a baby. 272 00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:12,539 No hitting the baby. 273 00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:14,047 No, no, don't hit my precious baby. 274 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:17,676 Oh, look, it's gonna come out! It's gonna come out! Oh! 275 00:12:17,752 --> 00:12:18,719 Cut it out! 276 00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:19,845 Oh, it's gonna come out! 277 00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:20,910 Oh. 278 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:25,482 Hi, excuse me. Uh, Coach Benson around? 279 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,118 Yeah, you all know Phil Weston? 280 00:12:27,195 --> 00:12:28,321 Oh, yeah. 281 00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,193 Hey, welcome to the team, little fellow. 282 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:32,495 Why don't you go join those other kids over there? 283 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,091 Yeah, go ahead. 284 00:12:35,236 --> 00:12:37,568 There's a moving truck in front of Benson's house. 285 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,937 Did you hear? The pressure of coaching got to him. 286 00:12:40,008 --> 00:12:40,997 He cracked. 287 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,568 How could he crack? We're only one game into the season. 288 00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:46,409 All right, Tigers, it's game time. 289 00:12:46,481 --> 00:12:48,176 Oh, but we're waiting for our coach. 290 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:49,876 Well, then one of you will have to coach. 291 00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:52,146 Yeah, but I had talked to Coach Benson, we're brand new... 292 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,414 Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right. 293 00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:55,752 Find yourself a coach, or the Tigers forfeit. 294 00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:57,749 Yes? 295 00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:59,123 Where do I know you from? 296 00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:00,957 I've been your neighbor for seven years. 297 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,121 No, that ain't it. 298 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,926 No, that's definitely it. 299 00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:05,761 I'll figure it out. 300 00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:07,724 So, who's gonna coach? 301 00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:10,930 We got Mark into soccer, 'cause we wanted to take a break. 302 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,939 I didn't think I'd be coaching the little bugger. 303 00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:15,441 I just got laid off. I'm looking for a job 304 00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:18,535 so it's hard enough to drag myself out of bed. 305 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,209 So, uh, we forfeit. 306 00:13:23,785 --> 00:13:25,275 So, we're forfeiting? 307 00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:27,750 No, no, no, no. Uh, 308 00:13:28,423 --> 00:13:29,890 you know what, I... I can coach. 309 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,323 Well, that's swell! Great! 310 00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,689 Just for one game. 311 00:13:32,761 --> 00:13:34,991 Right. It's game time. Get your team on the field. 312 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:36,325 Who are we playing? 313 00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:37,761 How about you use your eyes? 314 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,591 Oh, great. 315 00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:42,863 All right, guys. Everybody up. Let's go, come on. 316 00:13:42,937 --> 00:13:45,599 Let's go, come on. Lift them. Lift them. Hey, hey, hey. 317 00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,406 What are you doing here? Where's Benson? 318 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:52,878 Oh, Benson's a no-show. I'm gonna coach the Tigers today. 319 00:13:52,947 --> 00:13:55,108 Ooh. You sure you wanna do that? 320 00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:56,445 How you doing, Buck? 321 00:13:56,518 --> 00:13:58,281 Players take the field. Good luck, Buck. 322 00:13:58,353 --> 00:13:59,820 Yeah. All right. Yeah, good luck. 323 00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:01,822 Yeah, you too. May the best man win? 324 00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:03,357 Oh, he will. Yeah. 325 00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:07,860 J.T., let's go. Hey, let's go, everybody. Hey, hey! 326 00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:11,128 Okay. Let's go, guys. 327 00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:16,533 Okay, Tigers, uh, why don't we have starters take the field? 328 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:21,566 We don't have starters, we never got that far. 329 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,703 All right. Well, then, how about, uh you, you, you? 330 00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:25,802 Yes. 331 00:14:26,014 --> 00:14:26,946 You. 332 00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:27,913 Me? 333 00:14:27,982 --> 00:14:28,914 No, not you. 334 00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:32,578 You, Sam, you, you, you, and you. 335 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,085 You guys, hit the field. 336 00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:36,014 All right! 337 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,580 Go get them. Huh? 338 00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:39,026 Go get them. 339 00:14:39,093 --> 00:14:40,685 They're gonna kill us, you know. 340 00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,161 I'm sorry, did you say something? 341 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,424 We're gonna get killed. 342 00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:44,795 Oh, you don't know that for sure. 343 00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:47,391 Yeah, I do. And it's gonna be awful. 344 00:14:48,636 --> 00:14:50,365 Charge! 345 00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,265 Defense! 346 00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:55,971 Get the ball! 347 00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:02,640 Yeah! 348 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,808 That was fast. 349 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:09,254 Sorry about the fall, Sam. 350 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:10,789 See you at the barbecue. 351 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:11,848 Come on! 352 00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:23,634 Great, great, great. 353 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,694 You wanna go in? 354 00:15:24,772 --> 00:15:26,296 No. I'm fine. 355 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,269 You guys? No, I'm cool. 356 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:29,367 I'm staying. 357 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,295 That's the game! 358 00:15:50,632 --> 00:15:53,533 Poetry in motion, Philly! 359 00:15:56,337 --> 00:15:58,134 Bring it on in. 360 00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:02,707 Gather around. Come on in. Good job. 361 00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,677 Powerful kicking. Powerful kicking. 362 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,212 Uh, excuse me. Just don't do that with the cup. 363 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:18,652 All in all, just, yeah, good. 364 00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:20,758 Good... Good group effort. 365 00:16:20,828 --> 00:16:22,455 Were you watching the same game? 366 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,861 Yeah. 367 00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:26,458 Really, give yourselves a pat on the back. 368 00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:28,365 Inspiring speech, Phil. 369 00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:33,431 Hey, Patty. 370 00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:35,976 Hey, darling. How you doing? Looking great out there. 371 00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:37,739 Yeah, you said it. Yeah. 372 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:39,473 Tough game today, eh? 373 00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:41,139 We did okay. Yeah. 374 00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:44,914 All right, look. Now what do you say I take Sam back, 375 00:16:44,986 --> 00:16:47,011 be on a winning team, he'll get a trophy, 376 00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:48,817 and who cares if he's a benchwarmer? 377 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,221 No. No? 378 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,316 No. No, he's not going to be a benchwarmer. 379 00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:55,521 Not my son. Not on your team. 380 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:59,126 'Cause I'm, uh, I'm gonna coach the Tigers. 381 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,733 Ooh, ouch. 382 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,030 "Ouch. " Why "ouch"? 383 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,866 Nothing. Nothing. 384 00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:08,733 You really think you can coach in my league? 385 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,902 Yeah. 386 00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:11,104 Okay. 387 00:17:13,247 --> 00:17:14,976 I'll see you on the field. 388 00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:18,084 Okay. Be forewarned, muchacho. 389 00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:20,086 You're in the show now. 390 00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:21,382 What was that all about? 391 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,720 I'm gonna be the new permanent coach of the Tigers. 392 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:24,917 Really? Yep. 393 00:17:24,993 --> 00:17:26,051 Cool! 394 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,526 Honey, that's great. Yeah. 395 00:17:27,595 --> 00:17:28,653 Why are you so angry? 396 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,595 No, this... this isn't angry. This is happy. 397 00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:33,624 Yay. This could be fun. Yep. 398 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:34,857 Okay. Okay, 399 00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:36,563 I got a lot of work to do. 400 00:17:37,605 --> 00:17:38,867 Come on. 401 00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,040 Take that for me, buddy. 402 00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:47,937 Hi. Oh, hello. 403 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,746 We didn't get to introduce ourselves last time. I'm Ann Hogan. 404 00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:51,785 Hi. 405 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:52,979 Donna Jones. 406 00:17:53,054 --> 00:17:54,919 Hi. You can call me "Chief. " 407 00:17:55,056 --> 00:17:56,921 Okay. This is my son, Sam. 408 00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,083 Hi. Hey, Sam. 409 00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,456 Hi, this is Byong Sun. 410 00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,085 Hi, Byong Sun. Hi, Byong Sun. 411 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,926 Byong Sun and Sam, why don't you guys go on ahead, okay? 412 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,090 Okay. 413 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,531 All right. Okay, good. 414 00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:07,932 Yeah, Byong Sun's real shy. 415 00:18:08,002 --> 00:18:09,663 This book really helped us deal with it. 416 00:18:09,737 --> 00:18:11,637 Okay. You'll probably wanna give it a glance. 417 00:18:11,706 --> 00:18:13,435 "My Child is Shy. " Yeah. 418 00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:14,575 Thank you. 419 00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:15,734 Good. Thank you. 420 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,402 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who's your son? 421 00:18:17,478 --> 00:18:19,036 Byong Sun. Oh, I see. 422 00:18:20,615 --> 00:18:22,446 Actually, I... You know what, I don't see. 423 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,745 I'm sorry, I... 424 00:18:23,818 --> 00:18:26,252 Oh, wait, now I see. Wow! 425 00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:28,778 Okay. 426 00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:29,982 We're at every game. 427 00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:31,616 Not like a lot of the other parents. 428 00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,990 No, no, no, not like the other parents at all. 429 00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:38,092 Better! You're better than the other parents. 430 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,164 Oh, so they're better? 431 00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:43,601 No, no, I mean... I mean, they're... Well, they're different. 432 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,332 What do you mean "different"? 433 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:47,636 No, I... You're different because you're better. 434 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,697 How are they better? 435 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:49,834 No, look... 436 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,402 You're both better different 437 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:55,549 in a different but better way. 438 00:18:55,616 --> 00:18:57,641 Okay. You know what, let's get the rest. 439 00:18:57,718 --> 00:19:00,186 A little early to start playing favorites, Phil. 440 00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:03,947 Okay, guys, let's take the field. 441 00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:06,015 Get up, Dad. 442 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,288 Nice fall. 443 00:19:10,264 --> 00:19:11,288 Hold up! 444 00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:12,389 Love it, yeah! 445 00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:13,593 Grab a ball! 446 00:19:14,135 --> 00:19:18,094 Here we go. Fan out. Form a circle here. 447 00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:21,364 Great. Okay, now, 448 00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:22,909 I don't know, it may just be me, 449 00:19:22,977 --> 00:19:26,140 but, uh, I really got a feeling like we could catch fire 450 00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:28,114 and have a great season. Huh? 451 00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:29,581 Now, who's with me? 452 00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:33,982 It's electric in the air! Yeah! 453 00:19:36,858 --> 00:19:39,452 Thank you for that show of enthusiasm. 454 00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:43,888 Uh, well, I... I thought we would just start, uh, today by going around, 455 00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:46,265 introducing yourselves, and telling me 456 00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,302 your... your strengths on the soccer field. 457 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,359 All right. 458 00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:52,332 Start with you. 459 00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:53,532 Hey, I'm Hunter. 460 00:19:53,608 --> 00:19:55,576 Hey, Hunter. I'm Phil. 461 00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:59,301 Hi, Phil. Uh, I-I'll eat this worm for $5. 462 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,279 How would that help us? 463 00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,676 I'd have an extra $5? 464 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,884 No, you're not going to eat that, are you? 465 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,749 Ugh! 466 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:16,863 Did you just eat that? 467 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:18,994 Yeah, I ate it. 468 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,359 Now you owe me $5. 469 00:20:21,435 --> 00:20:23,562 I didn't agree to pay you $5. 470 00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:25,831 Forget it. Pass it to someone else. 471 00:20:30,978 --> 00:20:32,240 I'm Byong Sun. 472 00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:34,076 Hi, Byong Sun. 473 00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:36,408 I am a very kind person. 474 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,350 Oh, that's sweet. That's very sweet. 475 00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:41,478 Anything that relates to soccer? 476 00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:43,046 No, sir. 477 00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:45,182 You know, maybe you and Ambrose could... could team up. 478 00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:48,592 He's big. You... You might form one mega-person. 479 00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,100 Okay, forget that I just said that. 480 00:20:55,169 --> 00:20:57,501 Uh, pass it to... to someone else. 481 00:20:58,973 --> 00:20:59,997 I'm Mark Avery. 482 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:02,269 You know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong. 483 00:21:02,343 --> 00:21:03,970 You dig, cracker? You feel me? 484 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,876 W- What does that mean? 485 00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:07,107 I really don't know. 486 00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:09,445 I heard it on a rap video once. 487 00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:10,573 Oh. 488 00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,915 But, I'm, like, really funny. I got like a million jokes. 489 00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:15,353 Great. Okay, yeah. I'd love to hear one. Shoot. 490 00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:16,720 Remember when you called us out 491 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,349 onto the field and you fell over? 492 00:21:18,426 --> 00:21:19,893 Right. Yeah? 493 00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:24,060 Man! I got you good! 494 00:21:28,336 --> 00:21:31,032 Somebody call the burn unit. I got you bad! 495 00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:32,670 How did I get burned? 496 00:21:33,774 --> 00:21:34,866 Apparently, I don't get it, okay. 497 00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:35,931 Doesn't matter. 498 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,944 Uh, you know what? Let's just do some drills. 499 00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:39,138 Now, this one, 500 00:21:39,213 --> 00:21:41,477 all the great players have done at one time or another. 501 00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:42,709 It's called "the snake. " 502 00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:45,149 Player in the back dribbles the ball 503 00:21:45,219 --> 00:21:47,050 in a weaving fashion around the player 504 00:21:47,121 --> 00:21:49,681 and stops 3 feet from the first player. 505 00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:52,357 Hey! 506 00:21:54,228 --> 00:21:56,958 Okay, that's not the snake. 507 00:21:58,733 --> 00:21:59,859 Uh... 508 00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:03,826 Honey, it was your first practice. 509 00:22:03,904 --> 00:22:05,166 It'll get better. 510 00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:06,706 No, it's gonna get worse. 511 00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:08,308 You need to give it some time, Phil. 512 00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:10,037 No. I already know. It was awful. 513 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,442 The kids were just running around. 514 00:22:11,512 --> 00:22:12,809 They weren't listening to me. 515 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,007 They were like 4- foot whirling dervishes. 516 00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:17,243 And I don't even know what a whirling dervish is, 517 00:22:17,318 --> 00:22:19,843 but that's... that's what they were like. 518 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,548 You know why? 'Cause I'm not a coach. 519 00:22:22,623 --> 00:22:24,921 Okay? I don't know what I'm doing. 520 00:22:24,992 --> 00:22:28,086 My dad. He's a coach. He knows the game. 521 00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:30,653 He's confident, he's smart, 522 00:22:30,731 --> 00:22:34,861 witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive. 523 00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:36,266 A monster. 524 00:22:36,337 --> 00:22:37,895 And he will win through intimidation 525 00:22:37,972 --> 00:22:40,406 and forceful tactics if need be. 526 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,169 I'm not like that. 527 00:22:43,177 --> 00:22:45,839 In fact, I don't know anyone like that. 528 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,606 Do you? 529 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:53,082 So, Paul, what's on your mind? 530 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,211 Uh, actually, it's Phil. 531 00:22:55,423 --> 00:22:56,412 You mean, it's not Paul? 532 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:57,548 No, it's Phil. 533 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,559 What's the difference? Come on. Spit it out. 534 00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:00,616 Uh, here it is. 535 00:23:00,695 --> 00:23:01,593 Mike! 536 00:23:01,662 --> 00:23:02,594 Hold this. 537 00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:08,167 Oh, no. No, no, we do not allow smoking in the house. 538 00:23:08,736 --> 00:23:10,704 I- I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka. 539 00:23:11,038 --> 00:23:13,370 Here, I'll get rid of it, honey. 540 00:23:15,109 --> 00:23:17,873 Anyway, uh, I-I'm coaching my son's soccer team. 541 00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:20,875 And... And I... I didn't know if you might be willing to help. 542 00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:21,915 Soccer? 543 00:23:21,982 --> 00:23:25,042 Actually, uh, I... I want you to assistant coach. 544 00:23:26,087 --> 00:23:27,884 Your assistant coach? 545 00:23:28,389 --> 00:23:30,050 You really don't know who I am, do you? 546 00:23:30,124 --> 00:23:31,751 You're right. Silly idea. 547 00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:33,157 I just... I just need some help 548 00:23:33,227 --> 00:23:34,455 and you're such a great coach. 549 00:23:34,528 --> 00:23:36,587 My dad's gonna be riding me all season, so I just... 550 00:23:36,664 --> 00:23:39,030 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, your dad? 551 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,466 You mean I get to coach against your dad? 552 00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:42,502 Well, yeah. 553 00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:44,094 Mike, I smell smoke! 554 00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:45,695 Nobody's smokin'! 555 00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,104 Mike! For Pete's sake! 556 00:23:47,174 --> 00:23:49,199 So, like, it's me and you against your old man? 557 00:23:49,276 --> 00:23:50,538 I mean, there are other teams. 558 00:23:50,611 --> 00:23:51,509 Gotcha! 559 00:23:51,579 --> 00:23:53,638 No smoking means no smokin'! 560 00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:54,976 Okay, come on, Phil. 561 00:23:55,049 --> 00:23:56,846 I'll throw this out the window, honey. 562 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:58,851 Uh, I-I'm sorry, Mrs. D... I'm sorry. 563 00:23:58,919 --> 00:24:00,443 You should be. 564 00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:03,145 It's a nasty, filthy habit. 565 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:04,213 Hey. 566 00:24:04,759 --> 00:24:05,851 You can count me in. 567 00:24:05,926 --> 00:24:06,824 Really? 568 00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:08,657 Let's bring your old man down. Oh, great. 569 00:24:10,331 --> 00:24:11,525 Give me a drink. 570 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,261 It's just a great group. Okay, uh, Tigers. 571 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,097 Look who's here. 572 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,964 I'll give you a hint. 573 00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:22,637 Hall of Fame? 574 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:24,441 Chicago Bears? 575 00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:26,378 Sammy Sosa? 576 00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:27,471 No, no, no. Come on. 577 00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:28,845 No, football. 578 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:30,474 Coached the 1986... 579 00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:31,483 '85. 580 00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:34,521 Uh, '85 Bears to a Super Bowl victory? 581 00:24:34,588 --> 00:24:35,748 It's Mike Ditka. 582 00:24:35,823 --> 00:24:37,051 Yeah. 583 00:24:37,258 --> 00:24:38,555 Do you know Sammy Sosa? 584 00:24:38,626 --> 00:24:40,150 Hey, zip it, kid! 585 00:24:40,227 --> 00:24:41,990 I'm a coach that knows about winning. 586 00:24:42,062 --> 00:24:46,089 I'm gonna push you guys like you've never been pushed before. 587 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:47,759 Some of you are gonna wish I was dead. 588 00:24:47,835 --> 00:24:48,859 It's true. 589 00:24:48,936 --> 00:24:50,870 I know it's a weird thought, but it's true. 590 00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:53,600 I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones. 591 00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:54,663 Delicious. 592 00:24:54,742 --> 00:24:56,869 Now this is gonna be the hardest most difficult thing 593 00:24:56,944 --> 00:24:58,844 you ever attempted in your entire life. 594 00:24:58,913 --> 00:25:01,108 You know what when it's over... It will get emotional. 595 00:25:01,182 --> 00:25:02,740 When it's over... When it's over... 596 00:25:02,817 --> 00:25:04,808 ...you guys are gonna be champions. Champions. 597 00:25:04,885 --> 00:25:06,682 By God, you're gonna be champions. 598 00:25:06,754 --> 00:25:08,119 All right, everybody up. Come on. 599 00:25:08,189 --> 00:25:09,281 Come on, hands in. 600 00:25:09,356 --> 00:25:11,415 Come on, everybody. Let's go out and kick some butt. 601 00:25:11,492 --> 00:25:14,359 Here we go. On three. Let's have fun. 602 00:25:14,428 --> 00:25:17,864 One, two, three. Let's have fun. 603 00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:19,831 "Let's have fun?" What's that? 604 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,992 I just made it up. 605 00:25:22,269 --> 00:25:24,237 On the ground, give me the pushups, come on. 606 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,932 If you guys were with the Bears, 607 00:25:26,006 --> 00:25:27,974 I'd fine you each $10,000 apiece. 608 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:29,805 This calls for some drastic measures. 609 00:25:29,877 --> 00:25:31,970 We're gonna make some changes around here. 610 00:25:32,046 --> 00:25:35,277 Come on, move it. Move it! Faster! Faster! 611 00:25:35,783 --> 00:25:37,944 Faster. Faster. 612 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:40,987 Move it! Move it! Put some pressure on those legs! 613 00:25:41,055 --> 00:25:43,114 Faster. Faster. 614 00:25:43,491 --> 00:25:45,584 No candy! Your mother said you can't have any candy! 615 00:25:45,659 --> 00:25:46,683 Please. Give me it back. 616 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,819 No candy. Please. No. Please? 617 00:25:51,866 --> 00:25:54,391 Hey! I got eyes in the back of my head. 618 00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,627 Come on, girls. You gotta move it. 619 00:25:56,704 --> 00:25:58,763 You gotta move it. All the way! 620 00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:00,329 Come on, move it. Move it. 621 00:26:00,508 --> 00:26:04,376 But, coach, how is this gonna help me with soccer? 622 00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:06,473 It's not gonna help you with soccer, 623 00:26:06,547 --> 00:26:08,845 but I'm gonna get my trash taken out, okay? 624 00:26:09,149 --> 00:26:11,811 Come on, Beyonce, let's get that back end done. 625 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:14,617 Uh, Coach? Shouldn't we be going to soccer practice? 626 00:26:14,688 --> 00:26:17,418 I'm not going to soccer practice with a dirty car. 627 00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:20,987 Here we go, gang. Let's go, Tigers. Come on. 628 00:26:21,061 --> 00:26:22,358 Let's go get them. 629 00:26:22,429 --> 00:26:24,420 Come on, kick butt out there. 630 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:26,867 You're great. 631 00:26:28,102 --> 00:26:29,160 Hey, Sam. 632 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:30,362 Yeah? 633 00:26:31,805 --> 00:26:33,602 What is it, Dad? How you doing? 634 00:26:33,674 --> 00:26:35,198 Good. Good. Good. 635 00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:36,431 Ow! 636 00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:38,535 What was that for? Jeez! 637 00:26:39,446 --> 00:26:41,505 Did you just kick your son? 638 00:26:42,149 --> 00:26:43,173 Yeah. 639 00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,479 Stop them! Come on. Stop them! 640 00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,353 Stop them! Stop them! 641 00:26:50,424 --> 00:26:51,686 Are you following me? No. 642 00:26:53,427 --> 00:26:54,416 Oh. 643 00:26:57,064 --> 00:26:57,962 Oh. 644 00:26:58,933 --> 00:26:59,900 Uh. 645 00:26:59,967 --> 00:27:01,025 Oh. 646 00:27:01,101 --> 00:27:04,264 Shake it off, Sam. Get some circulation back in your skull. 647 00:27:05,706 --> 00:27:07,298 Go, Jack, go. 648 00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:10,669 Yes. 649 00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:12,302 Yeah! Good job, Jack! 650 00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:15,448 That's a legitimate goal, right? 651 00:27:15,516 --> 00:27:16,608 That's a real goal. 652 00:27:16,684 --> 00:27:17,912 Okay, then, that's a real goal. 653 00:27:17,985 --> 00:27:19,646 10 more of those and we're in business. 654 00:27:24,892 --> 00:27:28,089 Look at me, I'm the ref. I'm the ref. I'm the ref. 655 00:27:28,295 --> 00:27:30,229 All right. Very funny. 656 00:27:30,831 --> 00:27:33,026 You can't catch me if you want, because I'm the ref. 657 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,035 Okay. Very funny. Very, very funny. Very funny. 658 00:27:36,503 --> 00:27:39,131 All right. You all had a laugh? Fine! Play on! 659 00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:40,230 Sorry about that. 660 00:27:40,307 --> 00:27:41,899 How much do you think those things are? 661 00:27:41,976 --> 00:27:42,965 I have no idea. 662 00:27:46,046 --> 00:27:47,035 Oh. 663 00:27:53,153 --> 00:27:54,177 Man! 664 00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:55,312 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO... 665 00:27:55,389 --> 00:27:56,686 Shut up you little rats! 666 00:27:56,757 --> 00:27:58,554 They're just showing their appreciation. 667 00:27:58,626 --> 00:27:59,854 Forget the appreciation. 668 00:27:59,927 --> 00:28:02,020 I wanna win a soccer game! 669 00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:03,895 Okay. 670 00:28:03,964 --> 00:28:05,158 Hey, can I have this? 671 00:28:05,232 --> 00:28:06,927 Yeah, go ahead. All right! 672 00:28:07,801 --> 00:28:10,167 Uh, good game, everyone. 673 00:28:10,237 --> 00:28:11,795 Great effort. Come on, let's go. 674 00:28:11,872 --> 00:28:14,238 We'll just reconvene at a later time. 675 00:28:22,049 --> 00:28:23,380 All right, everyone. 676 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,441 Uh, if I could have your attention. 677 00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:27,419 I got a little something for the Tigers here 678 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:29,649 to express my... my gratitude 679 00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:31,384 and, well, just a big thank you 680 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,652 for all the hard work. 681 00:28:32,726 --> 00:28:33,715 All right! 682 00:28:33,794 --> 00:28:34,783 So, uh... 683 00:28:34,862 --> 00:28:36,796 So what'd you bring, Phil? 684 00:28:36,864 --> 00:28:38,161 Finches. 685 00:28:38,232 --> 00:28:39,460 Fishes? 686 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:42,229 No! No, no, no. No. Finches. Birds. 687 00:28:42,302 --> 00:28:43,496 I'm holding them. 688 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,265 They're tiny birds. 689 00:28:45,339 --> 00:28:48,604 Yeah, so everyone, come up here and grab a finch. 690 00:28:49,677 --> 00:28:52,168 Come on. Come on, guys. 691 00:28:52,613 --> 00:28:55,912 You can watch them grow, right in front of your, uh, very own eyes. 692 00:28:57,551 --> 00:28:58,950 We have to keep them? 693 00:28:59,086 --> 00:29:00,485 You get to keep them. 694 00:29:00,554 --> 00:29:01,612 Why is this fun? 695 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:04,555 I want to welcome you all to tonight's 696 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,958 Highland Heights Soccer Organization parent's dinner. 697 00:29:11,765 --> 00:29:13,426 Every year, we like to take a little time 698 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,468 for the coaches to come up here 699 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,026 to tell us a little about their team. 700 00:29:17,104 --> 00:29:18,128 All right. 701 00:29:18,205 --> 00:29:20,901 How about I bring up someone who's new to coaching in this league, 702 00:29:20,974 --> 00:29:22,441 but is close to me? 703 00:29:22,509 --> 00:29:25,069 I love him like a son. Come on up, Phil. 704 00:29:25,145 --> 00:29:26,476 Come on, Phil. 705 00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:27,844 Come on, Philly. Come on. 706 00:29:27,915 --> 00:29:29,405 Go. Yes. 707 00:29:30,651 --> 00:29:32,312 Good guy. Good guy. 708 00:29:34,154 --> 00:29:35,553 Good to see you. 709 00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:39,085 Thanks, Dad. 710 00:29:39,393 --> 00:29:41,725 Uh, thanks, Janice. 711 00:29:44,098 --> 00:29:45,326 Hello, uh, 712 00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:47,562 I'm, uh, I'm Phil Weston. 713 00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:49,101 And you got balls! 714 00:29:50,904 --> 00:29:52,496 He's got vitamins. 715 00:29:55,476 --> 00:29:57,603 That's very funny, Dad. Hilarious. 716 00:29:58,212 --> 00:29:59,941 So when I took over for Coach Benson... 717 00:30:00,013 --> 00:30:01,503 I hear he's a woman now. 718 00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:03,940 Ooh. 719 00:30:04,017 --> 00:30:06,952 Actually, uh, truth be told, no one knows where he is right now. 720 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:08,612 A lot of people are concerned. 721 00:30:11,391 --> 00:30:13,018 I don't know why that's funny. 722 00:30:17,064 --> 00:30:19,726 God, I'm going to be honest, I... I didn't plan on speaking tonight. 723 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,394 I... I was... I was actually hoping that 724 00:30:22,469 --> 00:30:24,733 my... my assistant coach would be here, 725 00:30:25,172 --> 00:30:26,605 uh, to kind of... 726 00:30:29,209 --> 00:30:33,373 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce Mike Ditka. 727 00:30:35,716 --> 00:30:37,445 It's Mike Ditka, everyone! 728 00:30:39,153 --> 00:30:40,484 Say a few words. 729 00:30:41,155 --> 00:30:43,749 Thanks, Paul, thanks, everybody. It's... It's great to be here 730 00:30:43,824 --> 00:30:45,314 and, uh, gonna have a lot of fun tonight. 731 00:30:45,392 --> 00:30:46,825 Paul's got the Tigers on the move. 732 00:30:46,894 --> 00:30:47,986 All right! 733 00:30:48,428 --> 00:30:50,293 You live long enough, you see everything. 734 00:30:50,364 --> 00:30:54,664 Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers. 735 00:30:56,336 --> 00:30:58,201 I couldn't really hear you. 736 00:30:58,272 --> 00:31:01,002 My Super Bowl ring was making too much noise. 737 00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:02,764 Ooh. 738 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:06,636 You see it, Dad? Right there, Dad. That was a great one. 739 00:31:06,713 --> 00:31:08,340 Read it and weep. 740 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,651 Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach. 741 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,744 Understand? Right. 742 00:31:14,822 --> 00:31:16,346 And we are still losing, Phil. 743 00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:18,891 Okay, I understand your concern about our record, 744 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:21,154 but with me it's not about win-lose. 745 00:31:21,228 --> 00:31:23,719 We are going to win one game eventually, right? 746 00:31:23,797 --> 00:31:25,162 Well, we've had a rocky start, 747 00:31:25,232 --> 00:31:28,429 but with a strong team effort, we will win some 748 00:31:29,703 --> 00:31:30,931 I think. 749 00:31:31,371 --> 00:31:33,202 Remember, there's no "I" in team. 750 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,205 But there is an "I" in win. 751 00:31:35,275 --> 00:31:36,333 There is an "I" in win. 752 00:31:36,410 --> 00:31:37,434 Hey, wait. 753 00:31:37,544 --> 00:31:38,533 Uh, parents, Honey. 754 00:31:38,612 --> 00:31:41,274 I didn't see you step up when the team was in need. 755 00:31:41,348 --> 00:31:42,440 Okay. Okay. 756 00:31:42,516 --> 00:31:44,643 Phil is not the greatest coach in the world, 757 00:31:44,718 --> 00:31:46,583 I'll give you that, but at least he's trying. 758 00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:47,779 I can defend myself, please. 759 00:31:47,855 --> 00:31:49,652 You think he enjoys losing week after week, 760 00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:50,747 in front of his own son? 761 00:31:50,824 --> 00:31:52,849 You're making it worse. You're making it worse. 762 00:31:52,926 --> 00:31:54,791 What's with the birds? That was weird. 763 00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:56,989 I've got my hands full with Hunter. I don't need a bird. 764 00:31:57,064 --> 00:31:59,225 Okay, you know what? You got me. All right? 765 00:31:59,299 --> 00:32:00,823 The finches were a bad idea. 766 00:32:00,901 --> 00:32:03,927 And I wasn't going to say this, but I think some of them have salmonella. 767 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:05,528 A fair amount, in fact. What? 768 00:32:05,606 --> 00:32:08,404 I may have inadvertently poisoned your children. 769 00:32:09,643 --> 00:32:11,110 You and I, we got something going. 770 00:32:11,178 --> 00:32:13,703 You know, maybe we can coach the Little League together. 771 00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,145 You really think that, huh? Yeah. 772 00:32:15,215 --> 00:32:16,443 Coach Ditka? Yes? 773 00:32:16,516 --> 00:32:21,476 Hi. Um, uh, our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy and I was just wondering... 774 00:32:21,555 --> 00:32:23,284 Sure. Yeah, I'd be glad to. 775 00:32:23,357 --> 00:32:24,688 Thank you so much. 776 00:32:24,758 --> 00:32:25,816 How do you spell that? 777 00:32:25,893 --> 00:32:29,226 It's, uh, Byong Sun. B- Y... 778 00:32:29,296 --> 00:32:30,285 I think I got it. 779 00:32:30,364 --> 00:32:31,524 Oh, oh, okay, 780 00:32:31,598 --> 00:32:32,963 Okay? Thank you. 781 00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:33,965 Bye-bye. 782 00:32:34,034 --> 00:32:35,023 Thanks, Phil. 783 00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:37,332 Yeah. They're great. 784 00:32:37,404 --> 00:32:38,393 Just a wonderful couple. 785 00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:39,905 Yeah. 786 00:32:41,108 --> 00:32:42,541 Bing Bong? 787 00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:44,671 Hey, Philly. 788 00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:45,879 Yeah, Dad. 789 00:32:45,946 --> 00:32:48,346 Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you 790 00:32:48,415 --> 00:32:51,111 about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit. 791 00:32:51,184 --> 00:32:52,481 Yeah, well, he's right here. 792 00:32:52,552 --> 00:32:53,814 I'm not blind. 793 00:32:53,887 --> 00:32:55,377 What, are you trying to stick it to the old man? 794 00:32:55,455 --> 00:32:57,320 You go to my mortal enemy for help? 795 00:32:57,391 --> 00:32:59,154 That's no way to talk about your neighbor. 796 00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:00,158 Oh, yeah? 797 00:33:00,227 --> 00:33:01,319 He's right. 798 00:33:01,395 --> 00:33:03,989 I hated him from the first time I laid eyes on him. 799 00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:06,965 Maybe even before that, because I know you're the guy that wrote 800 00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:08,899 "Ditka sucks" on my driveway. 801 00:33:08,969 --> 00:33:10,129 What are you even doing here? 802 00:33:10,203 --> 00:33:12,194 You're just doing this to get under my skin. 803 00:33:12,272 --> 00:33:13,603 I'm glad you figured it out. 804 00:33:13,674 --> 00:33:14,936 And I'm getting under your skin. 805 00:33:15,008 --> 00:33:16,999 It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better. 806 00:33:17,077 --> 00:33:18,635 In your dreams. 807 00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:20,246 Ooh. 808 00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:23,442 Hey, why don't you take that pretty young wife of yours and go home? 809 00:33:23,517 --> 00:33:24,575 What did you call her? 810 00:33:24,651 --> 00:33:26,414 Hey guys, please. It's a compliment. 811 00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:27,976 I said she's lovely and she's young. 812 00:33:28,055 --> 00:33:30,114 She's the light of my life. You don't talk about her. 813 00:33:30,190 --> 00:33:31,179 I go home when I want. 814 00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:33,192 It's Mike Ditka. He's big. Stay out of this. 815 00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,421 I'll tell you for the last time. Hit the road! 816 00:33:35,495 --> 00:33:36,553 Who's gonna make me? I am. 817 00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:37,654 You're acting like... Oh! 818 00:33:38,598 --> 00:33:41,396 I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka, 819 00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:43,265 and I did not go down. 820 00:33:43,337 --> 00:33:45,703 Sure, I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down. 821 00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:48,468 That Ditka has fists like a small truck. 822 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:50,342 Come here. 823 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:54,803 Okay. 824 00:33:56,116 --> 00:33:57,811 Yeah, you need to relax. 825 00:33:57,884 --> 00:33:59,283 Yeah. 826 00:33:59,353 --> 00:34:01,480 You should've seen the look on my dad's face. 827 00:34:01,555 --> 00:34:02,544 Priceless. 828 00:34:02,656 --> 00:34:04,248 'Cause that punch was meant for him, 829 00:34:04,324 --> 00:34:06,053 that's what makes me feel so good. 830 00:34:06,126 --> 00:34:08,686 Okay, Phil, can we please not talk 831 00:34:08,762 --> 00:34:10,855 about your dad or Ditka tonight? Please? 832 00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:13,900 I... I... You just need to relax. 833 00:34:14,234 --> 00:34:15,360 You're right. Yeah. 834 00:34:15,435 --> 00:34:16,959 I'm sorry. Okay. 835 00:34:17,437 --> 00:34:18,734 Yeah, I just get... 836 00:34:24,611 --> 00:34:27,136 I'm in way over my head. 837 00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:29,876 I got punched in the face and it hurt. 838 00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:32,647 Honey, come on, the kids need a real coach. 839 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:33,617 Phil? 840 00:34:33,687 --> 00:34:34,654 Yeah? 841 00:34:34,721 --> 00:34:35,653 I love you. 842 00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,088 What does that have to do with anything? 843 00:34:38,158 --> 00:34:41,321 Okay. I quit. I give up. I give up. You go talk to Ditka. 844 00:34:41,395 --> 00:34:44,626 What for? He scares me. 845 00:34:45,298 --> 00:34:47,732 Have you ever looked into his eyes? 846 00:34:47,934 --> 00:34:49,231 Or at his hair? 847 00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:51,668 Well, he's been coaching for a long time. 848 00:34:51,738 --> 00:34:53,137 Share your feelings with him. 849 00:34:53,206 --> 00:34:55,140 You want me to share my feelings of inadequacy 850 00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,266 with Mike Ditka? 851 00:34:56,343 --> 00:34:58,140 Uh. What else can you do? 852 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,138 Okay. You're right. 853 00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:05,614 You're right. You're always right. 854 00:35:05,685 --> 00:35:08,552 I'm sorry. I'll go talk to him. 855 00:35:08,622 --> 00:35:09,714 Okay? Okay. 856 00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:11,052 And, Phil... Yeah? 857 00:35:11,124 --> 00:35:13,388 Try not to cry in front of him. 858 00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:19,223 Hey, hey, get a grip on yourself, okay? Man up. 859 00:35:19,299 --> 00:35:20,288 I can't. 860 00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:22,164 You better or else I'm gettin' out of here. 861 00:35:22,235 --> 00:35:23,827 Here, drink this coffee. 862 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,532 I don't like coffee. It's a vasoconstrictor. 863 00:35:26,606 --> 00:35:28,904 Hey, coffee is the number one drink in the world. 864 00:35:28,975 --> 00:35:30,067 Everybody drinks it. 865 00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:32,475 Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee. 866 00:35:32,546 --> 00:35:34,605 Well, I'm not a little kid in Mexico. 867 00:35:34,681 --> 00:35:38,082 Okay? In fact, I don't know who I am. 868 00:35:38,151 --> 00:35:42,417 I took a long hard look at myself in the mirror, and you know what I saw? 869 00:35:42,489 --> 00:35:43,478 What? 870 00:35:43,557 --> 00:35:44,581 Nothing. 871 00:35:44,658 --> 00:35:46,285 My dad, he's something. 872 00:35:46,359 --> 00:35:49,522 I mean, I've never lived up to my dad's expectations. 873 00:35:49,596 --> 00:35:53,396 And to top it all off, I'm letting Sam down. My own son! 874 00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:55,334 Ah. Hey! 875 00:35:55,402 --> 00:35:56,494 Ow! 876 00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:58,367 Knock it off. I don't care about that. 877 00:35:58,438 --> 00:36:00,201 Why is everyone slapping me lately? 878 00:36:00,273 --> 00:36:02,673 Drink the coffee. It'll make you feel better. 879 00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:04,733 I don't... I don't like... 880 00:36:07,881 --> 00:36:09,678 Um, uh, 881 00:36:09,749 --> 00:36:11,683 Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's good. 882 00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:13,412 Picks you up. It calms you down. 883 00:36:13,487 --> 00:36:16,012 It's the lifeblood that drives the dreams of champions. 884 00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:17,078 Oh. 885 00:36:17,157 --> 00:36:18,852 Now, you gotta tell me the problem, 886 00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:21,359 but if you cry, I'm out of here. 887 00:36:21,428 --> 00:36:24,363 I... I can't do it. I can't coach. I can't beat my old man. 888 00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:27,093 You can beat your dad! He's just a man. 889 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,226 This coaching business, Paul, is tough stuff. 890 00:36:29,302 --> 00:36:30,200 Phil. 891 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:31,794 Whatever. It's tough stuff. 892 00:36:31,872 --> 00:36:33,737 And when you lose, it all comes down on you. 893 00:36:33,807 --> 00:36:35,434 But listen, when you put it all together, 894 00:36:35,509 --> 00:36:37,534 and you win, it's the greatest feeling in the world. 895 00:36:37,611 --> 00:36:39,010 It's like winning the Super Bowl. 896 00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:40,341 Really? Yeah, really. 897 00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:42,404 Except, you saddled me with a bunch of stiffs. 898 00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:44,382 Take me 3 years to get these guys shaped up. 899 00:36:44,451 --> 00:36:45,475 I'm sorry. 900 00:36:45,552 --> 00:36:47,179 But I got a good idea. 901 00:36:47,254 --> 00:36:50,883 Maybe we take a shortcut, stick it to your old man real good. 902 00:36:50,957 --> 00:36:54,484 But in order to do that, we gotta get some fresh meat. 903 00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:55,528 Okay. 904 00:36:55,595 --> 00:36:57,654 Keepa this up, you get nowhere in meat. 905 00:36:58,899 --> 00:37:00,764 Maria, the prosciutto. It's almost 10:00. 906 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:01,858 Okay. 907 00:37:01,935 --> 00:37:02,959 Umberto! 908 00:37:03,036 --> 00:37:04,025 Hey, coach. 909 00:37:04,104 --> 00:37:08,040 Don't you worry, I got you bratwurst all ready. 910 00:37:09,242 --> 00:37:10,436 Hello. 911 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:11,499 Beautiful. Grazie. 912 00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:15,103 Right. 913 00:37:15,182 --> 00:37:16,581 Are your nephews working today? 914 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:17,981 Uh, si, in the back. 915 00:37:18,051 --> 00:37:19,985 Go back and take a look at these guys. 916 00:37:20,687 --> 00:37:21,915 Really? Yeah, yeah. 917 00:37:21,988 --> 00:37:23,012 Maria? 918 00:37:35,769 --> 00:37:37,327 Wow! 919 00:37:37,637 --> 00:37:38,729 Oh, they're terrific. 920 00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:40,739 Pretty impressive, huh? 921 00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:43,975 Yes! 922 00:37:44,811 --> 00:37:48,542 These kids are the right age, and they live in the district. Why not? 923 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,444 Uh, excuse me, mister. Your... Your two nephews... 924 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,452 Si? 925 00:37:54,521 --> 00:37:57,547 Uh, would... would they be interested in, uh, playing soccer? 926 00:37:57,624 --> 00:37:59,023 Massimo e Gian Piero? 927 00:37:59,092 --> 00:38:00,116 Yeah. 928 00:38:00,193 --> 00:38:01,990 No, no, no, they not play soccer. 929 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,394 They come here to apprentice me. Yeah. 930 00:38:04,464 --> 00:38:06,455 They have too much to learn. 931 00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:09,161 You know, English, meat. Too much. 932 00:38:09,236 --> 00:38:10,669 So they don't play soccer at all? 933 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,099 They could learn from the American kids. 934 00:38:16,176 --> 00:38:17,643 Don't look like that to me. Please. 935 00:38:20,013 --> 00:38:22,277 They play with American kids, they... they pick up English. 936 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:25,182 A lot... lot of famous athletes have learned English through sports. 937 00:38:25,252 --> 00:38:26,412 Sammy Sosa. Yeah. 938 00:38:26,486 --> 00:38:28,283 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 939 00:38:28,822 --> 00:38:30,153 Leon Spinks, uh, Elvis Costello. 940 00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:31,121 No. No. 941 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:33,723 Bj�rn Borg, Mark Spitz. 942 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:35,818 Let the kids have some fun. 943 00:38:37,197 --> 00:38:38,562 Okay! Okay! 944 00:38:39,532 --> 00:38:40,556 Great. 945 00:38:40,634 --> 00:38:44,468 But remember. Meat first, then soccer. 946 00:38:44,537 --> 00:38:45,526 Yes! 947 00:38:45,605 --> 00:38:47,903 I told you. Every great thing in life starts with a brat. 948 00:38:49,442 --> 00:38:50,636 Tigers, huddle up. 949 00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:52,610 Get in here. Come on. Get in here, guys. 950 00:38:52,679 --> 00:38:54,169 Come on. Everybody up. 951 00:38:54,247 --> 00:38:58,684 I know we're on a five-game losing streak, but I've got good news. 952 00:38:58,752 --> 00:39:02,279 Umberto. I've got two new players joining the team. 953 00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:06,425 Guys, Gian Piero and Massimo. 954 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,958 Now, these boys are from Italy, okay? 955 00:39:09,029 --> 00:39:11,293 So they don't speak English that well. 956 00:39:11,364 --> 00:39:13,389 We're all gonna help them learn. 957 00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,558 They're apprentice butchers. 958 00:39:15,635 --> 00:39:18,536 Did the blacksmiths and the candlestick makers not make it? 959 00:39:18,605 --> 00:39:19,503 Shut up. 960 00:39:19,572 --> 00:39:22,040 I come back, pick up 5:00. 961 00:39:22,108 --> 00:39:23,302 5:00. You got it. Okay. 962 00:39:27,814 --> 00:39:28,906 Prima what? 963 00:39:28,982 --> 00:39:30,916 Meat first. First! 964 00:39:30,984 --> 00:39:32,008 Ah, meat first. Yes, si. 965 00:39:32,085 --> 00:39:33,211 Yes, we love meat. 966 00:39:36,423 --> 00:39:38,357 You fellows, put these on. 967 00:39:38,425 --> 00:39:40,825 Yeah, try them on and, uh, take the field. 968 00:39:40,894 --> 00:39:42,555 Take-a-the-field. 969 00:40:02,482 --> 00:40:03,949 All right, come on! 970 00:40:06,419 --> 00:40:07,681 Massimo! 971 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:12,118 Gian Piero! 972 00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:14,686 Follow it. 973 00:40:15,428 --> 00:40:16,952 Wow! Crazy! 974 00:40:22,302 --> 00:40:23,291 Whoa. 975 00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,002 Yes! Yes! Yes! 976 00:40:29,609 --> 00:40:31,600 Yeah, team! 977 00:40:31,678 --> 00:40:35,341 New game plan. Get the ball to the Italians. 978 00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:39,142 Come on. Guys, bring it in. 979 00:41:40,814 --> 00:41:44,045 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? 980 00:41:44,117 --> 00:41:46,381 Generals! Generals! Yeah! 981 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:51,254 I just got excited. Nice job. Nice job. 982 00:41:51,758 --> 00:41:52,986 Pizza at my house. 983 00:41:53,059 --> 00:41:54,720 We won, Dad. We finally won. 984 00:41:54,794 --> 00:41:55,886 We broke the Tiger curse. 985 00:41:55,962 --> 00:41:56,826 Yes. 986 00:42:02,902 --> 00:42:04,164 Okay, no biting, come on. 987 00:42:04,237 --> 00:42:07,832 Guys? Oh. Settle down. Everyone. 988 00:42:07,907 --> 00:42:09,101 Get enough pizza? 989 00:42:09,175 --> 00:42:11,803 You definitely had enough candy, I can tell that. 990 00:42:11,878 --> 00:42:14,676 I just... Ow! That got me right in the nipple. 991 00:42:15,181 --> 00:42:17,581 Hey, guys, I just wanna say: 992 00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:20,676 "Congratulations on the Tigers' first victory!" 993 00:42:23,590 --> 00:42:25,990 There's more where that came from. 994 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,525 That's right. You guys, you all played great. 995 00:42:28,795 --> 00:42:31,992 So did Gian Piero and Massimo who couldn't be here because: 996 00:42:32,065 --> 00:42:33,191 Meat comes first! 997 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:34,324 Right. 998 00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,066 Got you a gift. 999 00:42:36,135 --> 00:42:38,262 Soccer Dan Instructional DVD. 1000 00:42:38,404 --> 00:42:40,565 We're gonna keep learning as we go. 1001 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,972 This is where we're really gonna hone our skills. 1002 00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:45,909 This will take us to the next level. Study it. 1003 00:42:45,979 --> 00:42:49,380 Watch it. I only watched it for 5 minutes, I already... I already learned this. 1004 00:42:49,449 --> 00:42:50,746 This is called "up and over. " 1005 00:42:52,752 --> 00:42:54,720 You can learn things like... 1006 00:42:55,722 --> 00:42:57,781 Maybe back over here. 1007 00:43:01,261 --> 00:43:03,388 Fakes left, fakes right, he shoots! 1008 00:43:04,497 --> 00:43:06,897 What is going on in there? 1009 00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:09,433 Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house. 1010 00:43:09,702 --> 00:43:11,897 You did. You said it a lot. 1011 00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:12,960 Who did that? 1012 00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:14,006 He did. 1013 00:43:14,073 --> 00:43:15,404 He did! 1014 00:43:15,475 --> 00:43:17,568 What? Nah! 1015 00:43:17,644 --> 00:43:19,305 Kill Phil! 1016 00:43:20,947 --> 00:43:21,936 Okay. 1017 00:43:27,053 --> 00:43:28,714 Hey! All right! 1018 00:43:34,093 --> 00:43:38,154 Goal! 1019 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:50,566 Why don't our two new players 1020 00:43:50,643 --> 00:43:51,940 speak any English? 1021 00:43:52,245 --> 00:43:53,678 Because they're Italian. 1022 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:55,145 You didn't know English 1023 00:43:55,214 --> 00:43:56,647 that whole first year of your life. 1024 00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:57,808 You had that made-up, like, 1025 00:43:57,884 --> 00:43:59,511 goo-goo, gaa-gaa baby language. 1026 00:43:59,586 --> 00:44:00,712 It was really irritating. 1027 00:44:00,787 --> 00:44:01,776 Dad. 1028 00:44:01,854 --> 00:44:03,151 You learned. 1029 00:44:05,825 --> 00:44:07,315 What's that haunting aroma? 1030 00:44:08,027 --> 00:44:09,551 I don't know. 1031 00:44:16,836 --> 00:44:17,962 Hello. Hi, there. 1032 00:44:18,037 --> 00:44:20,437 Hi, uh, my name is Phil. 1033 00:44:20,506 --> 00:44:22,371 This is my son, Sam, 1034 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:24,171 and I... I'm brand new to coffee. 1035 00:44:24,243 --> 00:44:25,335 So I don't want too much. 1036 00:44:25,411 --> 00:44:26,469 Okay. 1037 00:44:26,579 --> 00:44:29,605 Can you take half of the regular version of the coffee 1038 00:44:29,682 --> 00:44:33,015 and mix it with half of the decaffeinated version? 1039 00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:36,078 Or is that... is that just too weird a thing 1040 00:44:36,823 --> 00:44:38,085 to ask for? 1041 00:44:38,791 --> 00:44:39,815 Half-Caff? 1042 00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:41,086 Right. Half-Caff. 1043 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:42,294 Half-Caff. 1044 00:44:42,362 --> 00:44:43,954 We're... We're gonna have a Half-Caff. 1045 00:44:44,664 --> 00:44:46,131 We're gonna have Half-Caff. 1046 00:44:46,766 --> 00:44:47,755 Yeah. 1047 00:44:48,267 --> 00:44:49,393 And, a Half-Caff. 1048 00:44:49,535 --> 00:44:50,502 That's me. 1049 00:44:51,638 --> 00:44:53,765 Mother of Pearl! That is hot! 1050 00:44:55,141 --> 00:44:56,335 That was hot. 1051 00:44:56,409 --> 00:44:58,036 Should have waited for the jacket. 1052 00:44:58,678 --> 00:45:00,339 Yeah. I know, I got too eager. 1053 00:45:00,913 --> 00:45:01,845 Another Half-Caff. 1054 00:45:01,914 --> 00:45:02,846 Another Half-Caff. 1055 00:45:05,852 --> 00:45:06,841 Whoa! 1056 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,309 Whoa. 1057 00:45:08,655 --> 00:45:09,849 Uh, you. 1058 00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:12,352 Head. 1059 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,259 Okay. Go. 1060 00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:21,964 OK. Foot on ball, and pull. Go. 1061 00:45:22,101 --> 00:45:23,125 OK. 1062 00:45:25,438 --> 00:45:26,700 Yeah! 1063 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,408 Tap. Pull. 1064 00:45:30,009 --> 00:45:30,941 Okay? 1065 00:45:31,177 --> 00:45:32,371 Tap and pull? 1066 00:45:32,445 --> 00:45:33,434 Yes. 1067 00:45:41,487 --> 00:45:42,784 Mama mia. 1068 00:45:42,855 --> 00:45:45,255 You're a real duffer, you know? 1069 00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:54,531 I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. 1070 00:45:54,934 --> 00:45:57,232 How do you say "pizza" in Italian? 1071 00:45:57,804 --> 00:45:59,499 Pizza. Pizza. 1072 00:45:59,972 --> 00:46:01,633 How do you say "spaghetti?" 1073 00:46:01,774 --> 00:46:03,469 Spaghetti. 1074 00:46:03,910 --> 00:46:05,502 Italian is easy. 1075 00:46:06,245 --> 00:46:08,236 Thank you. Hello. 1076 00:46:08,314 --> 00:46:09,212 Hello. 1077 00:46:09,282 --> 00:46:10,306 Where're you from? 1078 00:46:10,383 --> 00:46:11,372 Australia. 1079 00:46:11,517 --> 00:46:12,541 Oh, that's a lovely accent. 1080 00:46:12,618 --> 00:46:13,550 Thank you. 1081 00:46:13,619 --> 00:46:15,018 You still waiting for your coffee? 1082 00:46:15,088 --> 00:46:16,020 Yes. 1083 00:46:16,089 --> 00:46:18,785 Make sure you get one of these sleeves. I burned myself last time. 1084 00:46:18,858 --> 00:46:19,825 Thanks for the tip. 1085 00:46:19,892 --> 00:46:21,519 It's something you don't know at first. 1086 00:46:25,364 --> 00:46:27,559 Would you look at those Italians go? 1087 00:46:30,236 --> 00:46:32,363 Oh, God, I'm in bad shape for 11. 1088 00:46:33,973 --> 00:46:36,032 Worm! Worm! 1089 00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:40,103 Okay, Bucky, it was, like, so awesome. 1090 00:46:40,179 --> 00:46:41,168 You should have saw it. 1091 00:46:41,247 --> 00:46:42,680 They just score and score and score 1092 00:46:42,749 --> 00:46:44,410 and score and score and score and score. 1093 00:46:44,484 --> 00:46:46,384 It was all too much, I had to take an Advil, 1094 00:46:46,452 --> 00:46:48,386 and I'm like, I got, like, a headache almost. 1095 00:46:48,454 --> 00:46:50,217 You should get some Italians on your team. 1096 00:46:50,289 --> 00:46:52,587 It's like ba-boom! Ba-boom! 1097 00:46:52,692 --> 00:46:55,388 Are... Are you guys getting any playing time, like... 1098 00:46:55,695 --> 00:46:56,719 No. 1099 00:47:06,172 --> 00:47:07,139 French Roast. 1100 00:47:07,206 --> 00:47:08,138 Right. 1101 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:12,670 Guatemalan with a little Ethiopian. 1102 00:47:12,745 --> 00:47:14,144 Absolutely. 1103 00:47:17,717 --> 00:47:18,741 Aw. 1104 00:47:18,818 --> 00:47:20,308 That's... That's not coffee. 1105 00:47:20,386 --> 00:47:21,876 That's my Russian vodka! 1106 00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:25,557 Jack! 1107 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,592 No! Mom! 1108 00:47:26,659 --> 00:47:27,887 UV index is very high today. 1109 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,484 I'm in the middle of a game, come on! 1110 00:47:29,562 --> 00:47:31,189 I know. But your skin's more important. 1111 00:47:31,264 --> 00:47:32,253 Mom, come on. 1112 00:47:32,331 --> 00:47:33,593 Okay, go! 1113 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:35,725 Keep passing to the Italians! 1114 00:47:45,511 --> 00:47:46,910 Go Tigers! 1115 00:47:51,050 --> 00:47:53,917 Don't forget the meatballs! 1116 00:48:01,194 --> 00:48:02,422 Hey, hey! 1117 00:48:02,495 --> 00:48:03,894 Hey! Here we go! 1118 00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:05,788 Hey. 1119 00:48:07,934 --> 00:48:09,299 Are you serious? 1120 00:48:09,902 --> 00:48:11,369 I'll go change in my car. 1121 00:48:11,437 --> 00:48:12,597 Hurry up. 1122 00:48:23,649 --> 00:48:24,946 Yeah. 1123 00:48:26,853 --> 00:48:28,013 Hey, Philly. 1124 00:48:29,155 --> 00:48:30,144 Smells good. 1125 00:48:30,223 --> 00:48:31,190 Yeah. 1126 00:48:31,257 --> 00:48:32,417 They're sirloin burgers. 1127 00:48:32,491 --> 00:48:33,480 No, I mean the air. 1128 00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:34,548 What? 1129 00:48:34,627 --> 00:48:36,026 Smells fresh. Yeah. 1130 00:48:36,095 --> 00:48:37,119 What do you mean? 1131 00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:38,185 Beautiful day. 1132 00:48:38,264 --> 00:48:39,288 Yeah. 1133 00:48:39,365 --> 00:48:41,230 Couldn't ask for a more beautiful day. 1134 00:48:41,367 --> 00:48:43,232 I'm feeling fully alive. 1135 00:48:46,439 --> 00:48:47,804 Tigers have won five in a row. 1136 00:48:47,874 --> 00:48:50,502 The Italians and Ditka have won five in a row. 1137 00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:51,677 We're 500. 1138 00:48:51,811 --> 00:48:53,073 Yeah, we're 1,000. 1139 00:48:53,746 --> 00:48:55,304 Look, Dad, I got a feeling 1140 00:48:55,381 --> 00:48:57,144 we're gonna make it to the finals. 1141 00:48:57,216 --> 00:48:58,649 You what? Gonna go where? 1142 00:48:58,718 --> 00:49:00,117 Yeah. 1143 00:49:00,219 --> 00:49:01,243 You're serious? 1144 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,753 Yeah, you bet I'm serious. 1145 00:49:08,294 --> 00:49:11,092 Looks like somebody needs to be taken down a couple of notches. 1146 00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:12,289 What is the law, Phil? 1147 00:49:12,365 --> 00:49:13,332 Stop it, Dad. 1148 00:49:13,399 --> 00:49:14,798 The law says: 1149 00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:16,960 "You shall never beat the old man at anything. " 1150 00:49:17,036 --> 00:49:18,060 Just serve. 1151 00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:19,104 Okay. 1152 00:49:28,147 --> 00:49:30,581 Oh, foul, foul, foul! Come on! 1153 00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:32,850 You a little klutzy? 1154 00:49:32,919 --> 00:49:33,977 All right. 1155 00:49:34,186 --> 00:49:35,744 Okay, here we go. 1156 00:49:37,490 --> 00:49:38,787 Pooh! Boom! 1157 00:49:42,528 --> 00:49:44,587 Sorry. Huevos Rancheros. 1158 00:49:45,131 --> 00:49:46,189 You wanna quit now? 1159 00:49:46,265 --> 00:49:47,425 No, no, no, no, no. 1160 00:49:52,271 --> 00:49:53,260 Oh! 1161 00:49:59,812 --> 00:50:00,904 Ol�! 1162 00:50:08,921 --> 00:50:09,945 You okay? 1163 00:50:10,022 --> 00:50:11,080 Serve it. 1164 00:50:18,898 --> 00:50:21,560 Phil? Honey? 1165 00:50:22,301 --> 00:50:24,861 Don't talk to me, it's father-son time! 1166 00:50:31,744 --> 00:50:33,143 Come on. 1167 00:50:40,219 --> 00:50:42,813 Somebody should be videotapin' this. 1168 00:50:44,023 --> 00:50:45,581 Ooh. Who's your trainer? 1169 00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:47,258 Stop talking and serve! 1170 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,284 Maniac. 1171 00:50:58,938 --> 00:51:00,701 Now, I bury you. 1172 00:51:01,374 --> 00:51:02,341 Bury you! 1173 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:03,697 Bury you! 1174 00:51:04,276 --> 00:51:05,265 Bury you! 1175 00:51:08,514 --> 00:51:09,503 Yeah. 1176 00:51:10,016 --> 00:51:11,415 I'll see you inside. 1177 00:51:11,484 --> 00:51:12,610 Okay. 1178 00:51:23,262 --> 00:51:25,321 That's the best I've ever played against him. 1179 00:51:25,398 --> 00:51:28,162 Yeah, it didn't grind the barbecue to a halt at all. 1180 00:51:29,035 --> 00:51:30,059 Ow. 1181 00:51:30,136 --> 00:51:32,900 You made an excellent impression on your son, by the way. 1182 00:51:35,141 --> 00:51:36,665 Hey, I... I almost had you. 1183 00:51:40,146 --> 00:51:42,671 What do you call that again, when you almost win? 1184 00:51:42,748 --> 00:51:45,444 Oh, yeah, yeah, losing. 1185 00:51:55,828 --> 00:51:57,625 I'll tell you, Dad. 1186 00:51:57,696 --> 00:51:59,960 The Tigers are making it to the finals. 1187 00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,328 That ain't never gonna happen. 1188 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,458 Oh, yeah? 1189 00:52:03,002 --> 00:52:04,367 Never. 1190 00:52:07,173 --> 00:52:08,367 You wanna make a bet? 1191 00:52:08,441 --> 00:52:09,430 Yeah. 1192 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:10,531 Yeah? 1193 00:52:10,609 --> 00:52:12,634 Fine. Okay. We'll bet. 1194 00:52:13,779 --> 00:52:15,212 I beat you, 1195 00:52:15,281 --> 00:52:18,114 and you sell that break-even snake-oil stand of yours. 1196 00:52:19,251 --> 00:52:20,912 And you're gonna come to work for me. 1197 00:52:21,053 --> 00:52:22,714 No. No, I'm not gonna work for you. 1198 00:52:22,788 --> 00:52:23,777 Uh? Oh. 1199 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:30,421 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Stop. 1200 00:52:31,297 --> 00:52:32,992 Okay. But if I win... 1201 00:52:33,332 --> 00:52:34,299 What? 1202 00:52:36,001 --> 00:52:37,593 I get the Pel� ball. 1203 00:52:38,471 --> 00:52:39,597 Do what? 1204 00:52:39,672 --> 00:52:41,230 If I beat you in the finals, 1205 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,303 Pel� ball. It's mine. I get it. 1206 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,348 Here comes Pel�. 1207 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:54,011 A little high and into the crowd. 1208 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,251 I got it! I got it! 1209 00:52:56,322 --> 00:52:57,516 No. I got it. 1210 00:52:59,158 --> 00:53:00,216 Yeah! 1211 00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:01,417 Dad? 1212 00:53:02,094 --> 00:53:03,118 What? 1213 00:53:03,195 --> 00:53:04,219 Can I have the ball? 1214 00:53:04,296 --> 00:53:06,321 For what? I caught it. Why? 1215 00:53:06,398 --> 00:53:07,990 You get the next one. 1216 00:53:08,801 --> 00:53:11,861 If I beat you in the finals, I get the Pel� ball. 1217 00:53:13,539 --> 00:53:14,597 For the day. 1218 00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:15,968 Forever. 1219 00:53:16,175 --> 00:53:18,973 No way, Jose. No, sir. No way. 1220 00:53:25,184 --> 00:53:26,583 All right. All right. 1221 00:53:27,219 --> 00:53:28,277 Yeah? 1222 00:53:28,354 --> 00:53:30,015 We got ourselves a bet, okay? 1223 00:53:30,089 --> 00:53:31,249 All right. 1224 00:53:31,557 --> 00:53:32,854 Good. Good. 1225 00:53:32,925 --> 00:53:34,222 Good. Yes. 1226 00:53:34,326 --> 00:53:35,293 See you tomorrow. 1227 00:53:35,361 --> 00:53:36,259 Okay. Good. 1228 00:53:43,202 --> 00:53:45,762 Yeah, I think we're gonna have to cut you off, sir. 1229 00:53:47,439 --> 00:53:48,463 Ooh. 1230 00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:50,338 Not a chance. Gotta go feed the meter. 1231 00:53:50,409 --> 00:53:51,774 Line 'em up. 1232 00:53:57,650 --> 00:53:58,810 Your wife told me about 1233 00:53:58,884 --> 00:54:00,374 the bet you made with your old man. 1234 00:54:00,452 --> 00:54:01,919 Oh, yeah? What of it? 1235 00:54:02,288 --> 00:54:03,277 I think maybe 1236 00:54:03,355 --> 00:54:04,686 you're getting ahead of yourself. 1237 00:54:04,757 --> 00:54:06,418 We played the easy part of our schedule. 1238 00:54:06,492 --> 00:54:07,789 We gotta win five games in a row 1239 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:09,293 just to make the semifinals. 1240 00:54:09,361 --> 00:54:10,419 So maybe you should... 1241 00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:12,259 Maybe you should worry more about the team 1242 00:54:12,331 --> 00:54:13,491 and less about the schedule. 1243 00:54:13,566 --> 00:54:14,555 What? 1244 00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:16,260 There's a lot of slothfulness going on. 1245 00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:17,302 Slothfulness? 1246 00:54:17,369 --> 00:54:18,461 Yeah. 1247 00:54:18,537 --> 00:54:19,970 Let's go, Tigers. Bring it in. 1248 00:54:21,106 --> 00:54:22,505 Bring it in, guys. 1249 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:24,373 Let's go. 1250 00:54:24,843 --> 00:54:25,901 Grab some bench. 1251 00:54:25,978 --> 00:54:28,105 Look how much time it takes for them to come in. 1252 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,943 Take a seat. Let's go. 1253 00:54:30,649 --> 00:54:31,980 Okay, guys. 1254 00:54:32,785 --> 00:54:35,117 I had you come here early today, 1255 00:54:35,254 --> 00:54:37,586 so we could talk about some sloppy play. 1256 00:54:39,391 --> 00:54:41,052 It's come to my attention 1257 00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:43,060 that lately, I've noticed 1258 00:54:43,128 --> 00:54:45,426 a general, blatant disregard 1259 00:54:45,497 --> 00:54:46,759 for our game plan. 1260 00:54:48,834 --> 00:54:49,892 Ambrose. 1261 00:54:49,969 --> 00:54:50,936 Yeah? 1262 00:54:51,003 --> 00:54:52,493 I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. 1263 00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:54,596 What was going through your head out there last week? 1264 00:54:54,673 --> 00:54:56,231 I was breaking my back for you, Coach, 1265 00:54:56,308 --> 00:54:57,900 because of my love for the game. 1266 00:54:57,977 --> 00:54:59,103 Liar! 1267 00:54:59,545 --> 00:55:00,842 Jack. What? 1268 00:55:00,913 --> 00:55:02,642 Who are you supposed to pass the ball to? 1269 00:55:02,715 --> 00:55:03,682 The Italians. 1270 00:55:03,749 --> 00:55:04,807 Right. Alex, when? 1271 00:55:04,883 --> 00:55:06,407 When I come in contact with the ball. 1272 00:55:06,485 --> 00:55:08,646 The instant you come in contact with the ball. 1273 00:55:08,721 --> 00:55:09,847 That's our strategy. 1274 00:55:09,922 --> 00:55:11,787 It's one of the many plays we've worked out. 1275 00:55:11,857 --> 00:55:13,552 It's the only play we've worked out. 1276 00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:15,651 How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning? 1277 00:55:15,728 --> 00:55:16,752 Coach, I'm just saying... 1278 00:55:16,829 --> 00:55:17,853 "But, Coach... " 1279 00:55:22,901 --> 00:55:24,061 You gotta lighten up. 1280 00:55:24,136 --> 00:55:25,262 He started it. 1281 00:55:27,006 --> 00:55:28,940 I seem to remember a certain little boy 1282 00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:30,908 who was very sad when he lost. 1283 00:55:30,976 --> 00:55:34,002 And that same little boy was very happy when he won. 1284 00:55:34,847 --> 00:55:36,337 I'm doing this for you, okay? 1285 00:55:36,415 --> 00:55:37,882 So that we can have fun. 1286 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,343 Right? Fun. Okay. 1287 00:55:40,986 --> 00:55:42,351 Yeah. 1288 00:55:42,688 --> 00:55:44,019 Hey, you're... you're late. 1289 00:55:44,089 --> 00:55:45,716 Wh-Wh-Where've you been? 1290 00:55:46,191 --> 00:55:47,852 Uh, there's a problem. 1291 00:55:47,926 --> 00:55:49,518 Wait, where's Gian Piero and Massimo? 1292 00:55:49,628 --> 00:55:51,095 We were supposed to pick them up. 1293 00:55:51,230 --> 00:55:52,697 Hey, what's going on? 1294 00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:58,694 Where are my Italians? 1295 00:55:59,171 --> 00:56:00,160 Huh? 1296 00:56:00,406 --> 00:56:03,307 I can't afford to lose this one, Umberto. 1297 00:56:03,642 --> 00:56:05,735 Meat is now. Me and the boy will work 1298 00:56:05,811 --> 00:56:07,574 all day to get this order done. 1299 00:56:07,646 --> 00:56:09,511 It's a big, big order. 1300 00:56:09,581 --> 00:56:12,379 No, no, no. I... Believe me, I know. Meat comes first. 1301 00:56:12,451 --> 00:56:13,418 Sure. 1302 00:56:13,485 --> 00:56:15,851 I've only heard it about a thousand times from you. 1303 00:56:15,921 --> 00:56:18,719 I can't talk to you. Here, you take this. 1304 00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:20,588 I'm really getting sick and tired of 1305 00:56:20,659 --> 00:56:22,217 "the meat comes first. " I'm sorry. 1306 00:56:22,294 --> 00:56:23,352 # Happy birthday ## 1307 00:56:23,429 --> 00:56:24,726 Quiet please! 1308 00:56:25,030 --> 00:56:26,691 Shut up! I'm on the phone. 1309 00:56:26,765 --> 00:56:28,357 You're not the only one in the park. 1310 00:56:28,434 --> 00:56:30,493 You know, at a certain point, 1311 00:56:30,569 --> 00:56:32,059 these kids just wanna play soccer. 1312 00:56:32,137 --> 00:56:33,661 They don't care about the meat. 1313 00:56:33,739 --> 00:56:36,606 Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause 1314 00:56:36,742 --> 00:56:39,108 some kind of a dramatic situation here. 1315 00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,271 What are you saying, eh? 1316 00:56:41,380 --> 00:56:43,678 What? Hello? Umberto? 1317 00:56:43,816 --> 00:56:45,181 Umberto? 1318 00:56:47,953 --> 00:56:49,477 All right, guys. 1319 00:56:49,588 --> 00:56:52,318 We got 25 minutes and a lot of beef to cut. 1320 00:56:52,391 --> 00:56:53,756 Let's get to it. 1321 00:56:55,794 --> 00:56:57,853 Watch me, boys, I'm goin' in! 1322 00:56:58,397 --> 00:57:00,160 Whoa! 1323 00:57:39,638 --> 00:57:41,799 We made it. Sorry we're late. 1324 00:57:42,608 --> 00:57:43,597 Hey, Stew. 1325 00:57:43,675 --> 00:57:45,006 Hey. 1326 00:57:46,078 --> 00:57:48,774 Uh. Listen. One of... One of my guys didn't bring his socks. 1327 00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:50,781 So, we forfeit. 1328 00:57:52,117 --> 00:57:54,745 You hear that, Vultures, we forfeit. Let's go. 1329 00:57:54,820 --> 00:57:56,151 Come on! Run! 1330 00:57:56,221 --> 00:57:57,381 Hurry, run quickly! 1331 00:57:57,456 --> 00:57:59,287 Run! Run to the car! Run! 1332 00:57:59,358 --> 00:58:01,121 Don't look back! Run! 1333 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:02,918 We won! 1334 00:58:02,995 --> 00:58:04,019 We won. 1335 00:58:06,231 --> 00:58:09,325 Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? 1336 00:58:09,401 --> 00:58:11,164 Vultures. Vultures. 1337 00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:12,533 Yeah! 1338 00:58:12,671 --> 00:58:13,968 Good job, guys. 1339 00:58:19,077 --> 00:58:21,011 Phil, it's freezing out here. 1340 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,375 It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston. 1341 00:58:23,515 --> 00:58:25,244 And it's not freezing out here. 1342 00:58:25,384 --> 00:58:27,511 Then why did you build a fire? 1343 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,718 Because fire is the stuff of warriors. 1344 00:58:31,557 --> 00:58:33,957 And that's what we are, right? Warriors? 1345 00:58:34,993 --> 00:58:36,961 The Hopi Indians called fire... 1346 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,932 Coach, what are we doing out here, anyway? 1347 00:58:44,002 --> 00:58:46,800 We're bonding. We're becoming a team. 1348 00:58:47,906 --> 00:58:50,636 Surviving the elements, here in the backyard. 1349 00:58:51,176 --> 00:58:53,440 Coach, did you order the pizzas yet? 1350 00:58:53,579 --> 00:58:55,843 In due time, Connor. In due time. 1351 00:58:56,849 --> 00:58:59,113 However, I want all of you to know 1352 00:58:59,651 --> 00:59:01,448 if the pizzas don't arrive, 1353 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,387 I've already made the decision 1354 00:59:03,455 --> 00:59:05,082 that we will eat Byong Sun. 1355 00:59:08,026 --> 00:59:09,584 All right. We're not gonna eat him. 1356 00:59:09,661 --> 00:59:12,221 But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right, 1357 00:59:12,297 --> 00:59:13,855 if we had to eat someone? 1358 00:59:13,932 --> 00:59:15,991 Dad, you're getting a little creepy. 1359 00:59:16,134 --> 00:59:18,227 I know, let's all bay at the moon. 1360 00:59:18,504 --> 00:59:19,528 What? 1361 00:59:19,605 --> 00:59:20,799 You know, howl like a wolf. 1362 00:59:27,813 --> 00:59:29,440 Shut up out there! 1363 00:59:29,581 --> 00:59:31,208 You shut up in there! 1364 00:59:31,483 --> 00:59:33,781 Come on, everyone. Bay at the moon. 1365 00:59:54,606 --> 00:59:56,073 Ooh, I don't know. 1366 00:59:56,141 --> 00:59:57,870 The Irish Cream sounds good, huh? 1367 00:59:57,943 --> 00:59:59,535 What's that? 1368 00:59:59,611 --> 01:00:01,943 Uh, it's cream and it's, uh, it's Irish. 1369 01:00:02,014 --> 01:00:03,413 Hurry up and order. 1370 01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:07,114 Excuse me. Thank you. 1371 01:00:08,587 --> 01:00:10,953 How about a smoothie? What's in that? 1372 01:00:11,189 --> 01:00:13,657 Smoothie's a juice drink. We want coffee. 1373 01:00:13,725 --> 01:00:14,749 Buddy, relax. 1374 01:00:14,826 --> 01:00:15,815 No, you relax. 1375 01:00:15,894 --> 01:00:17,919 I'm a regular here. This line needs to move. 1376 01:00:17,996 --> 01:00:19,588 I beg your pardon. 1377 01:00:19,665 --> 01:00:21,257 Do you have scones? 1378 01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:22,857 Tall, non fat, double latte... 1379 01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:24,425 Sir, you're at the back of the line. 1380 01:00:24,503 --> 01:00:25,492 I recognize that! 1381 01:00:25,571 --> 01:00:26,902 Cut it out or you're out of here. 1382 01:00:26,972 --> 01:00:27,904 You can't kick me out! 1383 01:00:27,973 --> 01:00:29,998 You know, you're... you're really invading my ear space. 1384 01:00:30,075 --> 01:00:31,337 I'm a frequent coffee drinker. 1385 01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:32,968 I'm part of the club. I have a card. 1386 01:00:33,045 --> 01:00:34,672 Do you have a card? Do you have a card? 1387 01:00:34,746 --> 01:00:35,906 No, I don't have a card. 1388 01:00:35,981 --> 01:00:37,141 Does anyone here have a card? 1389 01:00:37,215 --> 01:00:38,739 We don't have frequent drinker cards. 1390 01:00:38,817 --> 01:00:40,216 That's a video club card. 1391 01:00:40,285 --> 01:00:41,445 Zip it there, Sporty Spice. 1392 01:00:41,553 --> 01:00:43,578 Are we doing this? Is this happening now? 1393 01:00:43,655 --> 01:00:44,747 Yeah. Wanna go? 1394 01:00:44,823 --> 01:00:45,983 Great. I'd love to. 1395 01:00:46,058 --> 01:00:47,650 Let's do it. Come on. 1396 01:00:47,726 --> 01:00:50,217 You're hurting me! You're hurting me! 1397 01:00:50,329 --> 01:00:51,990 What is wrong with you, Derrick? 1398 01:00:52,064 --> 01:00:53,190 I thought we were friends! 1399 01:00:53,265 --> 01:00:54,357 My name is Andy! 1400 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,867 Your name is Liar, 'cause you're telling lies. 1401 01:00:56,935 --> 01:00:58,163 You know what the odds are 1402 01:00:58,303 --> 01:00:59,770 I will never come back here again? 1403 01:00:59,838 --> 01:01:01,066 There's a good chance of that! 1404 01:01:01,139 --> 01:01:02,572 That's a chance we'll have to take. 1405 01:01:02,641 --> 01:01:04,302 Okay, if that's how you want to play it. 1406 01:01:04,376 --> 01:01:06,173 Okay. I am disappointed! 1407 01:01:06,244 --> 01:01:07,506 Good. 1408 01:01:09,147 --> 01:01:11,012 Get the door! Get the... 1409 01:01:14,886 --> 01:01:16,012 Fine! 1410 01:01:17,756 --> 01:01:20,054 Tigers, bring it in. Let's go. 1411 01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:21,548 Let's go, guys. 1412 01:01:31,570 --> 01:01:33,060 All right, Tigers. 1413 01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:35,503 Let's get ready to play, huh? 1414 01:01:35,574 --> 01:01:37,872 I don't wanna see any laziness there, okay? 1415 01:01:37,943 --> 01:01:39,706 We win this, we're in the finals. 1416 01:01:39,778 --> 01:01:42,440 If we get a big lead, we gotta pummel these guys. 1417 01:01:42,514 --> 01:01:44,345 We gotta pummel them at all costs. 1418 01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:46,314 Dominate and hammer them. 1419 01:01:46,451 --> 01:01:47,884 I want you to play dirty, 1420 01:01:47,953 --> 01:01:50,114 if you have to, but don't get caught. 1421 01:01:50,188 --> 01:01:52,782 Byong Sun, stay low, okay? 1422 01:01:52,858 --> 01:01:54,485 That's easy for you. 1423 01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:56,493 Just chop block them in the back of the knee. 1424 01:01:56,561 --> 01:01:57,755 That'll work well. 1425 01:01:57,829 --> 01:01:59,091 Ambrose, you're big. 1426 01:01:59,231 --> 01:02:00,755 Don't be afraid to throw the elbow. 1427 01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:02,231 If you break someone's collarbone, 1428 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:04,495 that's a good thing. That's what the medic's for. 1429 01:02:04,569 --> 01:02:07,003 Otherwise, he's just sitting around, all right? 1430 01:02:07,072 --> 01:02:08,164 You hear me? 1431 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,537 Hey, Phil. 1432 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,801 I... I... I don't think that's a very good attitude. 1433 01:02:11,877 --> 01:02:13,902 You can't talk about hurting other players. 1434 01:02:14,913 --> 01:02:16,778 You don't think? 1435 01:02:17,149 --> 01:02:18,776 You don't... you don't think? 1436 01:02:18,850 --> 01:02:20,511 I don't think you should be butting in 1437 01:02:20,585 --> 01:02:22,018 when I'm talking to my team. 1438 01:02:22,087 --> 01:02:23,714 You're my assistant, okay? 1439 01:02:23,789 --> 01:02:25,347 You're supposed to back me up 1440 01:02:25,424 --> 01:02:27,221 and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. 1441 01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:28,691 Now go get me a juice box. 1442 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,250 You know who you're talking to? 1443 01:02:30,328 --> 01:02:31,659 I'm talking to the juice box guy. 1444 01:02:31,730 --> 01:02:32,856 You're crazy! 1445 01:02:32,931 --> 01:02:34,523 I'm not crazy. I'm just thirsty. 1446 01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:35,861 Why don't you go to hell? 1447 01:02:35,934 --> 01:02:37,868 No, you go to hell! While you're there, 1448 01:02:37,936 --> 01:02:39,870 why don't you grab me a juice box! 1449 01:02:39,938 --> 01:02:41,838 I'm no juice box boy, I'll tell you that! 1450 01:02:41,907 --> 01:02:43,272 Yes, you are! No, I'm not! 1451 01:02:43,341 --> 01:02:44,535 Yes, you are! No, I'm not! 1452 01:02:44,609 --> 01:02:45,871 Yes, you are! No, I'm not! 1453 01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:46,968 You're like your old man! 1454 01:02:47,045 --> 01:02:48,034 I'm not like my old man! 1455 01:02:48,113 --> 01:02:50,172 If it weren't for these kids I would whip your butt! 1456 01:02:50,248 --> 01:02:51,215 I can take a punch! 1457 01:02:51,283 --> 01:02:52,443 I'm out of here. Bye-bye. 1458 01:02:52,517 --> 01:02:53,745 I'll see you, 1459 01:02:53,852 --> 01:02:55,683 Mr. Big Time Coach. Bye-bye! 1460 01:02:55,754 --> 01:02:57,813 I'm not like my old man! I'm a kind and gentle, 1461 01:02:57,889 --> 01:02:59,823 compassionate human being, 1462 01:03:00,092 --> 01:03:02,287 with a heart as big as a lion! 1463 01:03:02,994 --> 01:03:04,825 We'll see you later, juice box! 1464 01:03:04,896 --> 01:03:06,864 Everyone wave goodbye to juice box. 1465 01:03:07,466 --> 01:03:09,525 Literally wave. Do it! 1466 01:03:09,668 --> 01:03:11,465 Parents, too! Everyone waves! 1467 01:03:13,872 --> 01:03:16,102 Okay. Guys... 1468 01:03:17,542 --> 01:03:19,476 I only want winners out on the field. 1469 01:03:19,544 --> 01:03:20,977 Who's a winner? 1470 01:03:21,413 --> 01:03:22,812 I said, "Who's a winner?" 1471 01:03:22,881 --> 01:03:23,939 I am. 1472 01:03:24,015 --> 01:03:25,209 Everyone's hands should be up. 1473 01:03:25,283 --> 01:03:26,215 I am. 1474 01:03:26,284 --> 01:03:27,581 Okay. Everyone bring it in. 1475 01:03:28,153 --> 01:03:29,120 Who are we? 1476 01:03:29,254 --> 01:03:30,243 Tigers. 1477 01:03:30,355 --> 01:03:31,447 What? 1478 01:03:31,590 --> 01:03:32,682 Tigers. 1479 01:03:32,758 --> 01:03:35,249 All right. Let's break someone's clavicle. On three! 1480 01:03:35,327 --> 01:03:38,353 One, two, three. Break someone's clavicle! 1481 01:03:38,430 --> 01:03:39,863 Hit the field. Let's go. 1482 01:03:39,931 --> 01:03:41,398 Your dad's a trip, you know that? 1483 01:03:41,466 --> 01:03:42,899 Move it! Move it! 1484 01:03:44,002 --> 01:03:44,991 Huh. 1485 01:03:45,504 --> 01:03:46,971 Pick up that piece of trash, Tom. 1486 01:03:47,038 --> 01:03:48,471 Tuck in your shirt! 1487 01:03:48,774 --> 01:03:51,242 What are you doing? Have a sense of pride, huh? 1488 01:03:51,543 --> 01:03:53,670 In fact, why don't you take a lap? 1489 01:03:53,979 --> 01:03:56,539 Go and run a lap! I'm timing you. 1490 01:03:58,550 --> 01:03:59,847 Pick it up! 1491 01:04:03,955 --> 01:04:05,149 Faster! 1492 01:04:05,223 --> 01:04:08,386 Here we go! Bellissimo! 1493 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,027 Whoa! 1494 01:04:10,095 --> 01:04:11,460 Let's go! 1495 01:04:11,997 --> 01:04:13,259 Over here, Son. Hunter! 1496 01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:14,764 He's right there. He's right there. 1497 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:15,731 Good. Good. 1498 01:04:32,818 --> 01:04:35,878 Yes! Hey, you just were served a plate of humiliation. 1499 01:04:35,954 --> 01:04:37,080 How does that feel? 1500 01:04:37,155 --> 01:04:38,520 Hey! Off the field. 1501 01:04:38,590 --> 01:04:40,558 Off the field, Tarzan. 1502 01:04:44,162 --> 01:04:45,527 I'm off. 1503 01:04:58,109 --> 01:04:59,974 Defense! Come on! 1504 01:05:00,111 --> 01:05:02,102 You guys know anything about defense? 1505 01:05:04,449 --> 01:05:05,438 Dad? Yeah? 1506 01:05:05,517 --> 01:05:06,984 Dad? Dad? 1507 01:05:07,052 --> 01:05:08,076 Not now, Sam. 1508 01:05:08,153 --> 01:05:09,279 Can you put me in? 1509 01:05:09,354 --> 01:05:11,481 Later. Later. Go grab some bench. 1510 01:05:11,556 --> 01:05:14,286 Come on! There we go, Gian Piero. 1511 01:05:15,927 --> 01:05:17,622 You look good. 1512 01:05:22,133 --> 01:05:23,293 Think you can mark him? 1513 01:05:23,368 --> 01:05:24,494 Yeah, I could take him. 1514 01:05:24,569 --> 01:05:27,402 J.J., Zack, everybody see what we got to do with these guys? 1515 01:05:27,472 --> 01:05:29,463 Four on one, three on another, right? 1516 01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:31,475 We have to... We really have to smother them. 1517 01:05:32,577 --> 01:05:33,669 Stop them. 1518 01:05:36,514 --> 01:05:37,640 Yeah! Yes! 1519 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:40,207 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1520 01:05:40,552 --> 01:05:42,383 Yeah! All right! 1521 01:05:45,757 --> 01:05:47,190 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1522 01:05:47,259 --> 01:05:48,954 Did you just push a kid to the ground? 1523 01:05:49,027 --> 01:05:51,325 He fell down! He fell down! 1524 01:05:51,496 --> 01:05:53,327 Play it up. Play it up. 1525 01:05:53,565 --> 01:05:54,554 Play it up. 1526 01:05:54,699 --> 01:05:56,599 Back and forth! 1527 01:06:03,842 --> 01:06:06,106 Victory! We're in the finals! 1528 01:06:06,578 --> 01:06:09,479 We're in the finals! All right! 1529 01:06:10,215 --> 01:06:13,480 Losers! Losers! 1530 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:16,585 Losers. You're a loser! Loser! 1531 01:06:16,655 --> 01:06:18,282 We won, Byong Sun! 1532 01:06:18,423 --> 01:06:20,050 No. Phil! 1533 01:06:21,293 --> 01:06:22,225 Stop it! 1534 01:06:22,294 --> 01:06:23,625 Everyone should get one of these. 1535 01:06:23,695 --> 01:06:24,753 Pass him around. 1536 01:06:24,829 --> 01:06:26,228 All right. I got him. 1537 01:06:26,298 --> 01:06:27,629 Pass him around! 1538 01:06:29,668 --> 01:06:30,794 Honey! 1539 01:06:31,703 --> 01:06:34,297 Okay. All right. That's it. I got this. 1540 01:06:34,372 --> 01:06:36,567 Hold him down. Phil! 1541 01:06:36,641 --> 01:06:37,869 Get the rope! 1542 01:06:37,976 --> 01:06:39,967 What in the world happened to your dad? 1543 01:06:40,045 --> 01:06:42,240 I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing. 1544 01:06:42,747 --> 01:06:45,238 I'm never drinking coffee as long as I live. 1545 01:06:49,521 --> 01:06:50,647 Wow! 1546 01:06:50,989 --> 01:06:53,321 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! 1547 01:06:53,725 --> 01:06:54,987 What a day! 1548 01:06:56,094 --> 01:06:57,789 Wh-What is with the coffee? 1549 01:06:57,996 --> 01:07:00,556 Every home in Europe has its own coffee press. 1550 01:07:00,632 --> 01:07:01,997 In fact, every room. 1551 01:07:02,834 --> 01:07:03,926 Okay, you know what, Phil? 1552 01:07:04,002 --> 01:07:06,027 You gotta stop. You've gone overboard. 1553 01:07:06,304 --> 01:07:07,498 What are you talking about? 1554 01:07:07,572 --> 01:07:10,200 You called a group of 10-year-olds "losers. " 1555 01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:11,433 I did not. 1556 01:07:11,509 --> 01:07:12,737 You screamed it through a cone. 1557 01:07:12,811 --> 01:07:13,800 Everyone heard you. 1558 01:07:13,878 --> 01:07:16,005 What do you want me to call them? Winners? 1559 01:07:16,081 --> 01:07:18,049 'Cause that would make me a liar, okay? 1560 01:07:18,116 --> 01:07:20,050 And at least, give me that. I am not a liar. 1561 01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:21,415 You just lied, just a... When? 1562 01:07:21,486 --> 01:07:22,646 Just a second ago! When? 1563 01:07:22,721 --> 01:07:24,245 About the cone thing! 1564 01:07:24,789 --> 01:07:26,347 Okay, you got me on that one. 1565 01:07:26,424 --> 01:07:27,948 That's one lie, though. 1566 01:07:28,159 --> 01:07:29,319 We're in the finals. 1567 01:07:29,394 --> 01:07:31,362 Am I the only one who cares about that? 1568 01:07:31,529 --> 01:07:32,723 Where's Sam? 1569 01:07:32,864 --> 01:07:34,491 Well, Sam's up in his room. 1570 01:07:34,566 --> 01:07:36,227 Very upset. Very depressed. 1571 01:07:36,368 --> 01:07:38,029 Depressed? We won. 1572 01:07:38,136 --> 01:07:39,603 You didn't play him, Phil. 1573 01:07:39,671 --> 01:07:42,936 I warned you about, this has become all about you and Buck. 1574 01:07:43,008 --> 01:07:44,134 That is patently untrue. 1575 01:07:44,209 --> 01:07:46,643 And as far as Sam not playing in the game, that's his fault. 1576 01:07:46,745 --> 01:07:47,677 What? 1577 01:07:47,746 --> 01:07:50,180 He needs to speak up, okay? I can't worry about every player. 1578 01:07:50,248 --> 01:07:52,239 I can't talk to you about this. No, not anymore. 1579 01:07:52,317 --> 01:07:53,750 I don't even know who you are. 1580 01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,251 You're not human, that's for sure. 1581 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,810 You're like some kind of animal. 1582 01:07:56,888 --> 01:07:57,912 An animal? 1583 01:07:57,989 --> 01:07:59,422 Yes, like a wild animal. 1584 01:07:59,524 --> 01:08:00,548 Where are you going? 1585 01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:01,592 I'm going. 1586 01:08:03,128 --> 01:08:04,925 Coffee will make you feel better. 1587 01:08:22,047 --> 01:08:24,106 Barbara, are you there? Pick up. It's me. 1588 01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:25,513 Game's about to start. 1589 01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:28,017 Where's Sammy? I thought you guys were gonna meet me here. 1590 01:08:28,119 --> 01:08:29,381 Hello? Hello? 1591 01:08:30,688 --> 01:08:32,622 You know what, I gotta run. 1592 01:08:33,725 --> 01:08:35,716 What are you? Who dresses you these days? 1593 01:08:35,794 --> 01:08:37,728 What's this, some kind of clown outfit? 1594 01:08:37,796 --> 01:08:40,128 No. It's a Tiger outfit. 1595 01:08:40,398 --> 01:08:41,695 Good. Good. 1596 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:43,829 Some of the cool stuff I can do. 1597 01:08:43,968 --> 01:08:46,061 And you think this suit's gonna help you? 1598 01:08:47,405 --> 01:08:50,602 We'll see. Might be a good luck charm. 1599 01:08:52,377 --> 01:08:54,311 Okay, good luck, Son. You're gonna need it. 1600 01:09:03,088 --> 01:09:06,353 Bring it in. Let's go. Huddle it up. Come on. 1601 01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,789 Coach, um, where's Sam? 1602 01:09:07,859 --> 01:09:09,224 Because I don't see him anywhere. 1603 01:09:09,294 --> 01:09:11,091 He'll be here. Don't worry about it. Okay. 1604 01:09:11,162 --> 01:09:13,096 Guys, listen up. 1605 01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:18,465 Now I don't think it needs to be said more than once 1606 01:09:18,703 --> 01:09:20,603 how important today's game is, huh? 1607 01:09:20,672 --> 01:09:22,765 This is what we've worked all year for. 1608 01:09:22,841 --> 01:09:24,365 Why are you whispering? 1609 01:09:24,509 --> 01:09:26,033 For dramatic effect! 1610 01:09:26,845 --> 01:09:28,312 Who are those guys over there, huh? 1611 01:09:28,379 --> 01:09:29,471 Tigers. 1612 01:09:29,547 --> 01:09:30,809 They look like pussycats to me. 1613 01:09:30,882 --> 01:09:32,144 What do you say? Yeah. 1614 01:09:32,217 --> 01:09:33,206 Afraid of 'em? 1615 01:09:33,284 --> 01:09:34,273 No! 1616 01:09:34,352 --> 01:09:35,284 Okay. 1617 01:09:35,353 --> 01:09:37,412 You step on this field, this is all about you. 1618 01:09:37,489 --> 01:09:40,356 I mean, I'm not gonna be the one staying up late at night, 1619 01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:42,950 you know, punching a hole through the window 1620 01:09:43,027 --> 01:09:46,087 or crying myself to sleep or wetting my bed. 1621 01:09:47,398 --> 01:09:49,366 Okay? That's not gonna be me. 1622 01:09:49,434 --> 01:09:50,594 'Cause I'm fine. 1623 01:09:50,668 --> 01:09:52,363 I got my vitamin store to go back to. 1624 01:09:52,437 --> 01:09:54,530 I'm gonna be just great. I'm gonna be great. 1625 01:09:54,606 --> 01:09:56,335 Let me hear you say that we can do this. 1626 01:09:56,407 --> 01:09:57,396 We can do this! 1627 01:09:57,475 --> 01:09:58,635 Again. We can do this! 1628 01:09:58,710 --> 01:10:00,871 One more time. We can do this! 1629 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:02,469 You either win 1630 01:10:02,547 --> 01:10:05,243 and go on to greatness, or you lose. 1631 01:10:06,184 --> 01:10:09,244 And probably face a series of cataclysmic events 1632 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,787 for the rest of your lives. 1633 01:10:11,756 --> 01:10:13,246 Bring it in, guys. 1634 01:10:13,324 --> 01:10:14,348 Bring it in. 1635 01:10:14,425 --> 01:10:16,689 Tigers on three. Whisper. 1636 01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:18,656 One, two, three. 1637 01:10:18,796 --> 01:10:20,457 Tigers. 1638 01:10:20,565 --> 01:10:22,726 One, two, three, Gladiators! 1639 01:10:22,934 --> 01:10:25,129 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, 1640 01:10:25,203 --> 01:10:28,297 and welcome to the HHSO Championship game. 1641 01:10:28,373 --> 01:10:29,965 I'll be giving you a play-by-play, 1642 01:10:30,041 --> 01:10:31,668 blow-by-blow of what promises to be 1643 01:10:31,776 --> 01:10:32,868 the game of the year. 1644 01:10:32,944 --> 01:10:34,309 Look alive! 1645 01:10:34,445 --> 01:10:36,436 Tigers versus the Gladiators. 1646 01:10:36,781 --> 01:10:38,510 Gladiators with the ball. 1647 01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:40,117 Immediately stolen by Massimo! 1648 01:10:40,185 --> 01:10:41,345 Go! 1649 01:10:41,486 --> 01:10:43,716 Defense! Push deeper! Deep! Deep! 1650 01:10:43,788 --> 01:10:46,780 He kicks it high. It's a perfect pass! 1651 01:10:46,858 --> 01:10:48,519 Shot! Goal! 1652 01:10:48,593 --> 01:10:49,719 Yeah! 1653 01:10:56,100 --> 01:10:57,590 Are you ready for this? 1654 01:10:58,336 --> 01:11:01,271 The Gladiators with some good ball movement. 1655 01:11:01,506 --> 01:11:04,100 Shot! It's off the mark. 1656 01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:06,003 Give it up, Dad! 1657 01:11:06,077 --> 01:11:07,977 It's a long game, sonny! 1658 01:11:08,613 --> 01:11:11,946 Hey, grab the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper! 1659 01:11:12,217 --> 01:11:13,411 What? 1660 01:11:13,985 --> 01:11:16,112 Hey! If it isn't fart-face Jones. 1661 01:11:16,721 --> 01:11:18,348 What's up, farty pants? 1662 01:11:18,556 --> 01:11:20,148 Bring it on. 1663 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:22,156 You can have the first punch right here. 1664 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,320 I could eat a box of cookies for dinner if I want to. 1665 01:11:25,396 --> 01:11:26,658 What? Can you do that? No. 1666 01:11:26,731 --> 01:11:28,198 'Cause you're a fart-face kid. 1667 01:11:28,266 --> 01:11:31,258 Oh, my God! No! Tigers! Help me! Get him off me! 1668 01:11:32,537 --> 01:11:34,027 Get him, Logan. Attaboy, Logan. 1669 01:11:34,105 --> 01:11:35,265 Ow! He's got my ear. 1670 01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:37,240 He's got my ear! 1671 01:11:40,178 --> 01:11:42,339 He's like a jackal from hell! 1672 01:11:44,048 --> 01:11:46,414 Italians with the ball. 1673 01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:48,951 And they pass it of to little Byong Sun! 1674 01:11:49,053 --> 01:11:50,816 Pass it off! Pass it! 1675 01:11:50,888 --> 01:11:53,186 Do it! Shoot it, Byong Sun. Shoot it! 1676 01:11:53,258 --> 01:11:54,225 No! No, no. 1677 01:11:55,393 --> 01:11:56,724 Oh! Weak kick! 1678 01:11:56,794 --> 01:11:59,695 Stolen away and kicked way downfield. 1679 01:12:00,632 --> 01:12:02,395 Gladiators moving the ball. 1680 01:12:02,467 --> 01:12:04,196 Hunter, catch up! Catch up. 1681 01:12:04,269 --> 01:12:06,567 They find Bucky Weston in the open. 1682 01:12:06,638 --> 01:12:08,299 He shoots! Score! 1683 01:12:08,373 --> 01:12:09,397 Yes! 1684 01:12:09,474 --> 01:12:10,736 Gladiators tie the game. 1685 01:12:10,808 --> 01:12:12,435 Byong Sun! 1686 01:12:13,945 --> 01:12:15,412 What was that? 1687 01:12:15,546 --> 01:12:17,036 I thought I had the shot. 1688 01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:18,104 You thought? 1689 01:12:18,182 --> 01:12:19,774 How many times do I have to say this? 1690 01:12:19,851 --> 01:12:22,911 You can take as many shots as you want during practice. 1691 01:12:23,154 --> 01:12:25,054 But never ever in a game. 1692 01:12:25,123 --> 01:12:26,954 Especially not the championship game. 1693 01:12:27,025 --> 01:12:28,356 Okay, you cannot talk to him... 1694 01:12:28,426 --> 01:12:29,654 No, no, no. Don't go there. 1695 01:12:29,727 --> 01:12:31,558 Take a seat. Go ahead. 1696 01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:33,294 Ease up on him! 1697 01:12:33,598 --> 01:12:36,294 You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours. 1698 01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,070 Gladiators moving the ball. 1699 01:12:42,307 --> 01:12:44,400 Oh! Number 14 goes down. 1700 01:12:44,475 --> 01:12:46,170 Come on! That? 1701 01:12:46,244 --> 01:12:47,370 Good call, ref! 1702 01:12:47,445 --> 01:12:48,412 That's a bad call! 1703 01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:49,571 All right, coaches! 1704 01:12:50,114 --> 01:12:51,741 Coaches here, now! 1705 01:12:53,318 --> 01:12:55,047 God! That's a bad call, you know it! 1706 01:12:55,119 --> 01:12:56,086 Hey, hey, hey. 1707 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,143 That's a bad call! 1708 01:12:57,221 --> 01:12:58,279 Hey! Hey, I'm warning you. 1709 01:12:58,356 --> 01:12:59,345 Let me ask you a question. 1710 01:12:59,424 --> 01:13:00,413 Let me ask a question. 1711 01:13:00,491 --> 01:13:02,288 How much you pay him to make those calls? 1712 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,123 You are one wisecrack away 1713 01:13:04,195 --> 01:13:05,628 from being thrown out of this game. 1714 01:13:05,697 --> 01:13:06,925 I don't want to get thrown out. 1715 01:13:06,998 --> 01:13:09,091 Can't a guy just be enthusiastic about the game? 1716 01:13:09,167 --> 01:13:10,327 You can be enthusiastic... 1717 01:13:10,401 --> 01:13:11,390 That's all I want to do. 1718 01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:12,561 ...at a respectable level. 1719 01:13:12,637 --> 01:13:13,763 I just wanna have fun. 1720 01:13:14,872 --> 01:13:16,601 Now, go to your places! 1721 01:13:16,741 --> 01:13:18,504 And keep your comments to yourself. 1722 01:13:20,745 --> 01:13:22,178 Wow! What was that all about? 1723 01:13:22,313 --> 01:13:23,746 Here's all I heard. 1724 01:13:23,815 --> 01:13:24,747 The ref said... 1725 01:13:25,817 --> 01:13:26,806 Then my Dad said... 1726 01:13:28,086 --> 01:13:29,280 Then the ref said... 1727 01:13:30,421 --> 01:13:31,911 Any more questions? 1728 01:13:32,023 --> 01:13:34,082 Hit the road. Move it. 1729 01:13:38,062 --> 01:13:39,586 Massimo with the ball, 1730 01:13:39,664 --> 01:13:41,655 trying to pass it off to his brother. 1731 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,357 Come on! 1732 01:13:43,835 --> 01:13:46,167 But Buck Weston has figured out this Tiger offense. 1733 01:13:46,237 --> 01:13:47,169 Go! 1734 01:13:48,806 --> 01:13:50,467 Get back on defense! 1735 01:13:51,976 --> 01:13:53,238 What did I just say? 1736 01:13:55,380 --> 01:13:58,440 Bucky with another open shot. Goal! 1737 01:13:58,516 --> 01:13:59,642 Yes! 1738 01:13:59,717 --> 01:14:01,776 Gladiators take the lead. 1739 01:14:01,986 --> 01:14:02,953 Was anyone listening? 1740 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,578 The Italians have effectively been shut down. 1741 01:14:04,689 --> 01:14:06,020 Great. 1742 01:14:06,090 --> 01:14:06,579 That's my boy! 1743 01:14:08,559 --> 01:14:09,719 That's the half. 1744 01:14:14,432 --> 01:14:16,127 Honey, wh-where have you been? 1745 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,633 I called you twice. 1746 01:14:17,869 --> 01:14:20,235 What? Why isn't Sam in his uniform? 1747 01:14:20,304 --> 01:14:21,293 So, how's it going? 1748 01:14:21,372 --> 01:14:23,397 It took me all morning to convince him to come. 1749 01:14:23,474 --> 01:14:25,942 And the only reason he is here is to support his team. 1750 01:14:26,077 --> 01:14:27,601 What, he doesn't want to play for me? 1751 01:14:27,678 --> 01:14:29,168 He would love to play for you 1752 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:31,238 but you've turned him into a benchwarmer. 1753 01:14:31,315 --> 01:14:32,714 Sound familiar? 1754 01:14:33,384 --> 01:14:34,908 Look, I just wanted 1755 01:14:34,986 --> 01:14:37,454 to get to the championship game, that... 1756 01:14:38,489 --> 01:14:40,286 Well, you're here, Phil. 1757 01:14:44,529 --> 01:14:46,929 I'm not crying. It's frustration. 1758 01:14:47,498 --> 01:14:50,661 Don't worry. You'll be all right. Gonna be all right. 1759 01:14:50,735 --> 01:14:53,727 If you play the second half the way you played the first half, 1760 01:14:53,805 --> 01:14:56,296 I'm gonna trade the whole team to the Tigers next year. 1761 01:14:56,374 --> 01:14:59,036 Can I go in now? I have fresh legs. 1762 01:14:59,110 --> 01:15:00,304 Philly, I can't. 1763 01:15:00,378 --> 01:15:01,970 It's the championship game, all right? 1764 01:15:02,046 --> 01:15:03,274 Don't bother me, okay? 1765 01:15:03,347 --> 01:15:05,008 I didn't play the week before, either. 1766 01:15:05,082 --> 01:15:07,642 I promise you, I'll play you next season, okay? 1767 01:15:07,718 --> 01:15:08,844 You want to be Gladiators? 1768 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:09,852 Yeah! 1769 01:15:09,921 --> 01:15:11,183 Let's say, "We are Gladiators. " 1770 01:15:11,255 --> 01:15:12,244 We are Gladiators! 1771 01:15:12,323 --> 01:15:14,120 Say it again! We are Gladiators! 1772 01:15:14,192 --> 01:15:17,491 Okay, go out in the second half, I want you to stay focused. 1773 01:15:18,563 --> 01:15:21,657 You doing okay? I know this is tough. 1774 01:15:22,733 --> 01:15:24,166 Hey, guys. 1775 01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:26,998 Sam, you think I could talk to you? 1776 01:15:27,438 --> 01:15:28,700 I guess. 1777 01:15:29,106 --> 01:15:30,664 Honey, do you mind? 1778 01:15:30,808 --> 01:15:32,400 Sure. 1779 01:15:36,547 --> 01:15:39,015 So, I just was thinking, uh... 1780 01:15:40,618 --> 01:15:42,381 You know, grown-ups are always telling kids 1781 01:15:42,453 --> 01:15:44,216 how they mess up, right? 1782 01:15:44,789 --> 01:15:46,347 But the truth is 1783 01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:48,258 sometimes grown-ups screw up 1784 01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:51,523 but we don't have anyone to tell us when we do it. 1785 01:15:52,697 --> 01:15:53,959 I screwed up, Sam. 1786 01:15:54,031 --> 01:15:55,157 You think? 1787 01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:59,565 I just got caught up in everything. 1788 01:16:00,304 --> 01:16:02,864 I really lost my way, I mean, 1789 01:16:05,877 --> 01:16:07,640 I apologize. 1790 01:16:08,546 --> 01:16:10,275 I just wanna ask you if you... if you can 1791 01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:12,111 find it in your heart to forgive me 1792 01:16:12,917 --> 01:16:14,214 and you give me a second chance, 1793 01:16:14,285 --> 01:16:15,775 I'd like to make it up to you. 1794 01:16:18,589 --> 01:16:20,250 Okay. 1795 01:16:20,591 --> 01:16:21,819 You accept my apology then? 1796 01:16:21,959 --> 01:16:23,221 Yeah. 1797 01:16:24,896 --> 01:16:26,488 Thanks, buddy. 1798 01:16:26,564 --> 01:16:28,623 All right. You're starting the second half. 1799 01:16:29,267 --> 01:16:30,393 Really? 1800 01:16:30,468 --> 01:16:31,662 Yeah. 1801 01:16:32,069 --> 01:16:33,900 You're not worried about losing the game? 1802 01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:35,836 No, I'm worried about losing you. 1803 01:16:36,073 --> 01:16:38,234 I brought your uniform just in case. 1804 01:16:38,309 --> 01:16:39,276 So, go suit up. 1805 01:16:39,343 --> 01:16:40,310 All right. 1806 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:41,936 Okay? 1807 01:16:44,415 --> 01:16:45,347 Good job. 1808 01:16:45,483 --> 01:16:46,450 Thanks. 1809 01:16:46,817 --> 01:16:48,307 Now, give me that jacket. 1810 01:16:48,386 --> 01:16:50,013 Oh. It's bad? 1811 01:16:50,087 --> 01:16:51,054 Horrible. 1812 01:16:51,122 --> 01:16:52,089 Okay. 1813 01:16:52,156 --> 01:16:53,145 Hey, guys. 1814 01:16:53,224 --> 01:16:55,283 Everyone take a seat, if you would. 1815 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,485 I have something important I'd like to tell you. Um... 1816 01:17:01,198 --> 01:17:04,429 I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it. 1817 01:17:04,936 --> 01:17:07,564 I... I... I... I completely blew it. 1818 01:17:09,273 --> 01:17:12,003 And we should've just been having fun all along 1819 01:17:12,076 --> 01:17:14,237 and honestly, I don't know what happened. 1820 01:17:14,512 --> 01:17:17,447 And I owe you, I owe all of you an apology. 1821 01:17:17,949 --> 01:17:20,782 I am very, very, 1822 01:17:21,752 --> 01:17:25,518 very, very sorry. 1823 01:17:26,624 --> 01:17:29,752 With a capital "S" and a capital "ORRY." 1824 01:17:30,995 --> 01:17:32,223 You know what I mean. 1825 01:17:32,997 --> 01:17:35,522 You... You guys are great kids. You're unique 1826 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,761 with... with... with your own strengths and talents, 1827 01:17:37,835 --> 01:17:39,769 and I should've been promoting that. 1828 01:17:40,204 --> 01:17:42,695 Instead, I wasn't, 'cause I'm a lousy coach 1829 01:17:42,773 --> 01:17:44,240 and I didn't teach you anything. 1830 01:17:44,308 --> 01:17:45,570 That's not true, Dad. 1831 01:17:45,643 --> 01:17:47,338 What? What are you talking about? 1832 01:17:47,411 --> 01:17:48,537 He's a lousy coach. 1833 01:17:48,613 --> 01:17:49,739 He didn't teach me anything. 1834 01:17:49,814 --> 01:17:51,111 He tried to kill me. 1835 01:17:51,182 --> 01:17:53,776 He taught us exactly how not to play soccer. 1836 01:17:55,419 --> 01:17:57,046 Actually, Sam's right. 1837 01:17:57,188 --> 01:17:58,849 That's exactly what I did. 1838 01:18:00,224 --> 01:18:01,816 We just need to take the field 1839 01:18:01,892 --> 01:18:03,484 and you guys just do e-e-exactly 1840 01:18:03,561 --> 01:18:05,791 the opposite of everything I've taught you. 1841 01:18:05,863 --> 01:18:07,023 Does that make sense? 1842 01:18:07,098 --> 01:18:08,895 What have I... What have I told you to do? 1843 01:18:08,966 --> 01:18:10,593 Always play the Italians. 1844 01:18:10,668 --> 01:18:12,397 Okay. There you go. 1845 01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:13,629 Gian Piero, Massimo, 1846 01:18:13,704 --> 01:18:15,171 we'll get some fresh legs in there. 1847 01:18:15,239 --> 01:18:16,365 Give you guys a rest? 1848 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:17,600 Rest? Yeah. 1849 01:18:17,675 --> 01:18:19,165 Okay. Grazie. 1850 01:18:19,243 --> 01:18:20,232 Thanks. 1851 01:18:20,311 --> 01:18:21,539 Wh-What else have I taught you? 1852 01:18:21,612 --> 01:18:23,341 Break people's clavicles. 1853 01:18:23,414 --> 01:18:24,472 Chop block. 1854 01:18:24,615 --> 01:18:26,207 Tattoos are cool! 1855 01:18:26,384 --> 01:18:27,817 Don't remember that one. 1856 01:18:27,885 --> 01:18:29,147 Coffee is the lifeblood 1857 01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:31,017 that fuels the dreams of champions. 1858 01:18:31,622 --> 01:18:32,953 Right. Hold on. 1859 01:18:40,031 --> 01:18:41,396 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1860 01:18:44,602 --> 01:18:46,502 Way to go, Byong Sun! 1861 01:18:52,376 --> 01:18:54,276 All right. What else? 1862 01:18:54,645 --> 01:18:56,840 The most important thing is winning. 1863 01:18:57,148 --> 01:18:59,548 No. No, no, no, no. The most important thing 1864 01:18:59,650 --> 01:19:02,813 is... is having fun and trying your best, all right? 1865 01:19:03,187 --> 01:19:05,587 So, let's get out there and do everything 1866 01:19:05,656 --> 01:19:07,715 the opposite of what I've taught you. 1867 01:19:07,925 --> 01:19:09,222 Sound like a plan? 1868 01:19:10,795 --> 01:19:12,524 Bring it in. Here we go. 1869 01:19:12,596 --> 01:19:13,756 Yes. 1870 01:19:14,865 --> 01:19:16,332 What are we gonna do? 1871 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,924 Don't listen to Phil! 1872 01:19:18,102 --> 01:19:21,594 Take the field. Here we go, guys. Have fun! 1873 01:19:22,606 --> 01:19:24,540 Down by one, the Tigers have both Italians 1874 01:19:24,608 --> 01:19:26,007 sitting on the bench? 1875 01:19:26,077 --> 01:19:28,011 Odd move by Coach Phil Weston. 1876 01:19:29,146 --> 01:19:30,443 Stop them, guys! 1877 01:19:32,650 --> 01:19:35,585 Goal, and the Tiger goalie goes down hard! 1878 01:19:35,686 --> 01:19:36,744 Oh, my... 1879 01:19:36,821 --> 01:19:37,788 That's it. 1880 01:19:37,855 --> 01:19:40,221 That's the intensity I've been looking for. That's it. 1881 01:19:42,293 --> 01:19:44,124 The Tiger goalie looks okay. 1882 01:19:44,195 --> 01:19:45,719 Hey, ref? Injury? Time out? 1883 01:19:45,796 --> 01:19:47,263 Coach Weston is taking no chances. 1884 01:19:47,331 --> 01:19:48,662 Time out. Everyone with glasses. 1885 01:19:48,799 --> 01:19:50,164 Can I borrow your glasses? 1886 01:19:50,234 --> 01:19:51,599 Would you mind? Thank you. 1887 01:19:51,736 --> 01:19:53,033 I appreciate that. 1888 01:19:53,104 --> 01:19:54,628 You look like you need those. 1889 01:19:55,072 --> 01:19:56,596 Thank you. Appreciate that. 1890 01:19:56,807 --> 01:19:57,865 You all right? 1891 01:19:57,942 --> 01:19:58,966 Yeah, I'm all right. 1892 01:19:59,043 --> 01:20:01,238 Just want to do a little vision test here. All right? 1893 01:20:01,378 --> 01:20:02,310 Is that better or worse? 1894 01:20:02,379 --> 01:20:03,346 Worse. 1895 01:20:04,281 --> 01:20:05,305 Better or worse? 1896 01:20:05,382 --> 01:20:06,349 Worse. 1897 01:20:07,284 --> 01:20:08,751 Better or worse? 1898 01:20:09,053 --> 01:20:10,042 Better! 1899 01:20:10,121 --> 01:20:11,554 Okay. Put those on. Let's go, guys. 1900 01:20:11,622 --> 01:20:12,953 Okay. All right. Come on. 1901 01:20:13,023 --> 01:20:14,012 Thanks. 1902 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:17,518 He's okay. 1903 01:20:21,532 --> 01:20:23,090 Play resumes. 1904 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:25,465 The Gladiators still dominating the field. 1905 01:20:27,004 --> 01:20:30,030 Wow. An amazing save by the Tiger goalie! 1906 01:20:30,107 --> 01:20:31,165 Yes! That's my baby! 1907 01:20:31,242 --> 01:20:32,539 He stopped that goal. 1908 01:20:37,715 --> 01:20:39,080 Tigers with the ball. 1909 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,879 Mark! Mark! 1910 01:20:40,951 --> 01:20:41,940 On the neck! 1911 01:20:42,019 --> 01:20:42,951 Yes! 1912 01:20:43,721 --> 01:20:45,552 Mark Avery kicks the ball up, 1913 01:20:45,623 --> 01:20:47,215 catches it on the back of his neck. 1914 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,383 Yes. 1915 01:20:48,459 --> 01:20:51,121 The rest of the Tigers are forming some kind of wedge. 1916 01:20:51,195 --> 01:20:52,719 Break through. Win the ball back! 1917 01:20:52,797 --> 01:20:54,355 Knock those clowns down. 1918 01:20:56,801 --> 01:20:58,325 Mark Avery leads the league 1919 01:20:58,402 --> 01:21:00,302 in the least amount of time played. 1920 01:21:01,739 --> 01:21:03,730 Hey, keeper. 1921 01:21:07,411 --> 01:21:08,435 Ew! 1922 01:21:14,985 --> 01:21:15,974 Mmm. 1923 01:21:17,454 --> 01:21:20,321 Ambrose with a powerhouse kick! 1924 01:21:24,962 --> 01:21:26,725 Yeah! 1925 01:21:29,366 --> 01:21:30,799 Yes! 1926 01:21:30,901 --> 01:21:33,802 Hunter, I'd give you a kiss but you just ate a worm. 1927 01:21:34,505 --> 01:21:36,097 Yeah! Can you smell it? 1928 01:21:36,173 --> 01:21:37,140 Yeah! All right, Mark! 1929 01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:38,766 It's the smell of victory, baby! 1930 01:21:38,843 --> 01:21:40,333 I love you, Dad! 1931 01:21:40,611 --> 01:21:42,476 See if you love me at the end of the game. 1932 01:21:42,546 --> 01:21:44,241 Let's go, guys. Stay focused. 1933 01:21:44,448 --> 01:21:46,575 Every time you say something back to me, 1934 01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:48,242 it makes me love you more! 1935 01:21:48,552 --> 01:21:50,417 I can't... I can't believe this. 1936 01:21:54,525 --> 01:21:56,686 Hunter is tearing down the field! 1937 01:21:58,195 --> 01:21:59,787 And he kicks the ball to Jack. 1938 01:22:01,932 --> 01:22:03,490 Get over there! Go, Hunter! 1939 01:22:04,068 --> 01:22:06,263 Jack takes the ball into the corner. 1940 01:22:09,506 --> 01:22:11,497 Whoa! It's a little bit high. 1941 01:22:12,176 --> 01:22:13,905 Wait a second, what's going on? 1942 01:22:14,879 --> 01:22:17,712 It's like they're forming some sort of mega person. 1943 01:22:20,985 --> 01:22:22,577 Did everyone see that? 1944 01:22:25,289 --> 01:22:28,383 A header by Byong Sun from Ambrose's shoulder for a goal. 1945 01:22:28,459 --> 01:22:30,188 Way to go, Bing Bong! 1946 01:22:30,261 --> 01:22:32,320 That's not legal. Is that legal, ref? 1947 01:22:32,396 --> 01:22:33,988 Great hustle. Gian Piero and Massimo. 1948 01:22:34,064 --> 01:22:35,463 You're back in. Okay. 1949 01:22:35,532 --> 01:22:37,022 But remember, share the ball. 1950 01:22:37,101 --> 01:22:38,193 Okay. Team. 1951 01:22:38,269 --> 01:22:39,964 Right? Team. Yeah. Good. Good, good. 1952 01:22:40,037 --> 01:22:41,595 Okay, guys. 1953 01:22:42,006 --> 01:22:43,633 The Italians are back in. 1954 01:22:43,707 --> 01:22:45,334 And Massimo steals the ball. 1955 01:22:50,814 --> 01:22:52,714 Less than a minute left to play. 1956 01:22:52,783 --> 01:22:55,479 The Gladiators are completely out of sync here. 1957 01:22:57,121 --> 01:23:00,750 And the ball goes to Ambrose who fakes. 1958 01:23:00,824 --> 01:23:03,793 Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the Italians! 1959 01:23:03,861 --> 01:23:05,590 Come on, Sam! 1960 01:23:09,199 --> 01:23:12,225 You're gonna have to get past old, uncle Bucky for this one. 1961 01:23:13,404 --> 01:23:15,668 Here's something your dad never taught you. 1962 01:23:40,397 --> 01:23:42,160 Goal! 1963 01:23:48,205 --> 01:23:49,900 And you can put it on the board. 1964 01:23:52,176 --> 01:23:53,438 That's the game! 1965 01:23:53,510 --> 01:23:56,445 Tigers win! Tigers win! 1966 01:23:58,315 --> 01:24:00,112 Way to go, guys! 1967 01:24:00,818 --> 01:24:02,479 Nice job, everyone! 1968 01:24:06,957 --> 01:24:08,481 Come on, honey! 1969 01:24:10,394 --> 01:24:12,419 Sammy! 1970 01:24:15,332 --> 01:24:17,300 Where did you learn to move like that, Sam? 1971 01:24:17,368 --> 01:24:19,427 I practiced every time you benched me. 1972 01:24:24,008 --> 01:24:25,566 Tigers! Tigers! 1973 01:24:31,548 --> 01:24:32,776 Great game, Bucky. 1974 01:24:32,850 --> 01:24:34,181 A hell of a game, bro. 1975 01:24:34,251 --> 01:24:35,650 I guess we really got out-coached. 1976 01:24:35,719 --> 01:24:36,879 Thank you. I appreciate that. 1977 01:24:36,954 --> 01:24:37,886 And I'm serious. 1978 01:24:37,955 --> 01:24:39,286 I don't give compliments lightly. 1979 01:24:39,356 --> 01:24:40,550 This is from the heart. 1980 01:24:40,624 --> 01:24:42,091 I'm not blowing smoke up my butt. 1981 01:24:42,159 --> 01:24:43,592 I think you mean smoke up my butt. 1982 01:24:43,660 --> 01:24:45,093 No. Dude, just take the compliment. 1983 01:24:45,162 --> 01:24:46,527 You got it. 1984 01:24:47,264 --> 01:24:48,424 I'll see you later. 1985 01:24:48,499 --> 01:24:49,625 See you at the barbecue. 1986 01:24:54,304 --> 01:24:55,271 Good job. 1987 01:24:55,339 --> 01:24:56,431 Sorry, Grandpa. 1988 01:24:56,507 --> 01:24:58,236 What, are you kiddin' me? 1989 01:24:58,575 --> 01:25:01,669 If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you. 1990 01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:03,210 Great goal, Samson. 1991 01:25:03,347 --> 01:25:04,678 So, you're not mad? 1992 01:25:04,748 --> 01:25:06,579 The only thing that makes me mad 1993 01:25:06,650 --> 01:25:09,551 is that I let you get away from the Gladiators, okay? 1994 01:25:11,455 --> 01:25:13,320 I'll never be mad at you. Never. 1995 01:25:17,361 --> 01:25:18,828 Burgers look good, right? 1996 01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:19,988 That one's dead. 1997 01:25:20,064 --> 01:25:21,964 This one needs to be turned. Okay? 1998 01:25:22,032 --> 01:25:22,999 Looks good to me. 1999 01:25:23,067 --> 01:25:24,034 You'll learn. 2000 01:25:25,235 --> 01:25:27,100 Hey, Ditka! Knock it off, would you? 2001 01:25:27,171 --> 01:25:28,468 Would you knock it off? 2002 01:25:28,539 --> 01:25:29,836 Dad, relax. Here, I'll handle it. 2003 01:25:29,907 --> 01:25:30,896 Yeah. 2004 01:25:30,974 --> 01:25:31,941 I'll talk to him. 2005 01:25:34,278 --> 01:25:35,643 Hey, Buck. Yeah? 2006 01:25:35,712 --> 01:25:37,703 Remember when we beat you in the championship? 2007 01:25:37,781 --> 01:25:38,805 Yeah. 2008 01:25:38,882 --> 01:25:41,874 Remember when, uh, when I shoved that kid in the pool? 2009 01:25:41,985 --> 01:25:42,974 Whoa! 2010 01:25:47,591 --> 01:25:49,218 Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy. 2011 01:25:49,293 --> 01:25:50,260 Yeah. 2012 01:25:50,327 --> 01:25:51,555 How do you want your hamburger? 2013 01:25:51,628 --> 01:25:52,788 Well done. Thanks, Buck. 2014 01:25:52,863 --> 01:25:54,490 Okay. You got it. 2015 01:25:55,099 --> 01:25:56,657 Hey, coach! 2016 01:25:57,868 --> 01:25:59,028 Yeah? 2017 01:25:59,703 --> 01:26:00,931 Hey. 2018 01:26:01,472 --> 01:26:02,700 Hey. 2019 01:26:02,973 --> 01:26:06,136 Um, I don't know if you heard, we won the championship. 2020 01:26:06,210 --> 01:26:07,234 Yeah, I heard. 2021 01:26:07,311 --> 01:26:08,369 Yeah. 2022 01:26:08,445 --> 01:26:11,175 Look, I just wanna say I'm sorry for the way I acted. 2023 01:26:11,248 --> 01:26:12,510 Hey, let me tell you something. 2024 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:13,880 You were a ravin' maniac. 2025 01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:15,976 Yes, I was. I was a maniac. 2026 01:26:16,086 --> 01:26:18,145 Yeah, but I see you changed your ways. 2027 01:26:18,489 --> 01:26:19,615 And man, down the stretch, 2028 01:26:19,690 --> 01:26:21,624 you did one great job of coaching those kids. 2029 01:26:23,193 --> 01:26:25,593 Thank you. It means a lot. 2030 01:26:26,130 --> 01:26:27,654 So, can I count on you for next year? 2031 01:26:27,731 --> 01:26:28,959 No. 2032 01:26:30,033 --> 01:26:32,729 Okay. But you and I, we're good? 2033 01:26:33,070 --> 01:26:34,059 We're good. 2034 01:26:34,138 --> 01:26:35,298 Good. 2035 01:26:35,372 --> 01:26:36,737 How about you and your old man? 2036 01:26:36,807 --> 01:26:38,138 Better. Yeah. 2037 01:26:38,775 --> 01:26:41,744 Listen. I mean no disrespect to you and your family. 2038 01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:43,878 But my job in life is 2039 01:26:43,947 --> 01:26:46,142 to make your dad's life a living hell. 2040 01:26:46,850 --> 01:26:48,078 Hey, do what you gotta do. 2041 01:26:48,152 --> 01:26:49,141 I gotta do it. 2042 01:26:49,219 --> 01:26:51,278 I'm about to make good on that Pel� bet. 2043 01:26:51,355 --> 01:26:52,617 You wanna come over and watch? 2044 01:26:52,689 --> 01:26:54,020 Yeah, I'd love to but I gotta get 2045 01:26:54,091 --> 01:26:56,491 all these leaves over in that yard before nightfall. 2046 01:26:57,127 --> 01:26:58,651 Right. 2047 01:27:05,402 --> 01:27:07,267 We had a bet. You won fair and square. 2048 01:27:07,337 --> 01:27:08,770 Good job. 2049 01:27:08,872 --> 01:27:11,432 Yes. Thank you. 2050 01:27:14,077 --> 01:27:15,704 I don't say this enough 2051 01:27:16,780 --> 01:27:18,213 but you really stepped up. 2052 01:27:18,282 --> 01:27:19,442 I'm proud of you, Son. 2053 01:27:19,917 --> 01:27:21,145 I appreciate that. 2054 01:27:22,486 --> 01:27:23,612 The real Pel� ball. 2055 01:27:23,687 --> 01:27:24,654 Yep. 2056 01:27:24,721 --> 01:27:25,813 I'm actually touching it. 2057 01:27:25,889 --> 01:27:26,878 Take good care of it. 2058 01:27:26,957 --> 01:27:29,323 That means an awful lot to me, that ball. 2059 01:27:30,961 --> 01:27:31,985 It does, doesn't it? 2060 01:27:32,062 --> 01:27:33,188 Yeah. 2061 01:27:36,567 --> 01:27:37,659 Here. 2062 01:27:37,734 --> 01:27:38,666 What? 2063 01:27:38,735 --> 01:27:39,861 You keep it. 2064 01:27:40,170 --> 01:27:43,367 No. You won fair and square. It's yours now. 2065 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:44,429 No. 2066 01:27:44,508 --> 01:27:45,600 You beat me, Philly. 2067 01:27:45,676 --> 01:27:47,405 Well, the Tigers beat you. 2068 01:27:47,811 --> 01:27:49,676 I mean I had a good time kicking your butt, 2069 01:27:49,746 --> 01:27:51,611 I'm not gonna lie, 2070 01:27:51,682 --> 01:27:52,944 but i-i-it's not about winning. 2071 01:27:53,016 --> 01:27:54,574 I thought it was. It's not. 2072 01:27:55,219 --> 01:27:57,449 About... About you and me, 2073 01:27:57,721 --> 01:27:59,780 you know, the... the ball is just a metaphor 2074 01:27:59,856 --> 01:28:02,222 about the distance between us. 2075 01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:03,418 It's a soccer ball. 2076 01:28:03,493 --> 01:28:04,755 No, no, no, Dad. 2077 01:28:04,828 --> 01:28:06,193 L- I-It's not about the ball. 2078 01:28:06,263 --> 01:28:08,060 It was never about the ball. 2079 01:28:08,532 --> 01:28:10,090 I don't want the ball. 2080 01:28:10,867 --> 01:28:12,528 Then what do you want? 2081 01:28:13,937 --> 01:28:16,633 And now an important message from the King. 2082 01:28:17,174 --> 01:28:18,505 Hi, I'm Buck Weston. 2083 01:28:18,575 --> 01:28:20,099 King of sporting goods. 2084 01:28:20,177 --> 01:28:22,304 And to make my stores the best they can be, 2085 01:28:22,379 --> 01:28:24,711 I've teamed up with my son. 2086 01:28:25,682 --> 01:28:27,707 Hello, I'm Phil Weston. 2087 01:28:28,018 --> 01:28:30,111 And I'm the Prince of Vitamins. 2088 01:28:30,220 --> 01:28:32,688 Now, you can get all your health supplement needs 2089 01:28:32,756 --> 01:28:35,316 at Buck and Phil's Sports Kingdom. 2090 01:28:35,392 --> 01:28:38,225 At prices so low, it'll blow your top. 2091 01:28:40,030 --> 01:28:41,292 Don't worry, kind sir. 2092 01:28:41,365 --> 01:28:42,957 We've got something for that, too. 2093 01:28:47,271 --> 01:28:48,465 See? 2094 01:28:48,538 --> 01:28:50,733 I do see, Prince Phil. 2095 01:28:50,807 --> 01:28:52,900 Now in five convenient locations. 2096 01:28:53,043 --> 01:28:54,476 I'm Buck Weston. 2097 01:28:54,611 --> 01:28:56,044 And I'm Phil Weston. 2098 01:28:56,113 --> 01:28:58,707 And we've got balls. 2099 01:28:58,782 --> 01:29:00,147 And vitamins. 2100 01:29:00,284 --> 01:29:02,844 But mainly, balls. 2101 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,681 And vitamins! 2102 01:29:06,423 --> 01:29:08,084 These guys couldn't win a salad bowl, 2103 01:29:08,225 --> 01:29:09,749 let alone a Super Bowl. 2104 01:29:09,826 --> 01:29:11,157 Mike, I smell smoke. 2105 01:29:11,228 --> 01:29:12,388 Nobody's smokin'. 2106 01:29:12,462 --> 01:29:14,089 Besides, I'm the king in this house 2107 01:29:14,264 --> 01:29:15,891 and I can do what I want. 2108 01:29:16,266 --> 01:29:17,255 Got you! 2109 01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:18,358 Okay, honey. 144370