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-[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

-HI, I'M MICHAEL NEWMAN, A PROFESSIONAL LIFEGUARD.

THE OCEAN IS A PLACE TO ENJOY AND HAVE FUN.

BUT NEVER SWIM BY YOURSELF, ALWAYS HAVE A BUDDY--

-DIRECTOR: CUT, CUT, CUT! -[BUZZER]

-DIRECTOR: THAT WAS GREAT.

WOW, WOW! THAT WAS GREAT. BEAUTIFUL.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA GO AGAIN.

MELVIN, STEP OUT HERE. YOU'RE ALL DONE.

-WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

-DIRECTOR: I WANT YOU TO MAKE

THE PULL BACK A LITTLE SOONER, OKAY?

JUST SO WE CAN TIGHTEN IT.

-NEWMAN: WHAT'D I DO WRONG?

-YOU? NOTHING, NOTHING, YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S JUST, I WANT ANOTHER CHOICE.

-WELL, WHAT CAN I DO DIFFERENTLY?

-IT'S NOT YOU, MILT, OKAY?

-IT'S MIKE. -WHATEVER, COOKIE.

IT'S JUST-- JUST NOT THE RIGHT LOOK.

-WELL, THIS IS THE WAY WE DO IT AT BAYWATCH.

-LOOK, THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CABLE.

CABLE, COOKIE.

-ALL RIGHT, WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME?

YOU WANT ME HAPPY? SAD?

A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

-I WANT CHUCKY DOG.

HEY, SOMEBODY BRING CHUCKY DOG.

-I BEG YOUR PARDON?

-WE'RE GONNA BRING IN CHUCKY. WHERE'S CHUCKY?

COME ON, CHUCKY COOKIE. COME ON.

CHUCKY, THERE HE IS. COME ON IN, CHUCKY.

I'LL GIVE HIM BACK TO YOU LATER, LADIES.

OH, GIVE ME SOME LOVE, CHUCKY.

THE HAIR, THE WHOLE THING WORKS. THE SHORTS.

YOU LOOK GREAT IN RED.

I WANT YOU COME OVER HERE, OKAY?

CHUCKY DOG, I WANT YOU TO HOP IN THE WATER THERE, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-MEL, TAKE FIVE.

-THAT'S MIKE, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THIS GUY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A LIFEGUARD.

-MAYBE, BUT HE'S GOT A HOT NEW CD.

HE'S MARKETABLE. HE'S EL FUEGO, BABY!

YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.

-[GASPING AND GULPING]

-WHERE'S CHUCKY DOG?

-I CAN'T SWIM!

-SOMEBODY GET HIM A BOX TO STAND ON.

-CREW MEMBER: BOX FLYING IN.

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WITH THE EDGE OF SURRENDER IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ [I'LL BE READY] I'LL BE READY ♪

♪ [NEVER YOU FEAR] NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪

♪ [I'LL BE READY]

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-[EXCITING MUSIC]

-ALEX: THIS IS GREAT.

COME ON, GOTTA KEEP IT UP.

-NEWMAN: ALL RIGHT.

[HOOTING]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHOA!

HEY, COME BACK AND PICK ME UP.

-ALEX: GRAB ON.

-NEWMAN: ALL RIGHT, I'M ON.

-ALEX: I LOVE THIS.

-ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT SOME GAS.

WE'RE GONNA COME AROUND AND PICK UP MY BOAT.

ALL RIGHT, LOOKING GOOD.

KEEP MOVING, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING.

SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK?

-I THOUGHT IT WAS FUN. THANKS.

-HEY, ALEX, YEAH IT WAS, WASN'T IT?

-YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY UNBELIEVABLE OUT THERE.

-AH, IT'S JUST A LOT OF PRACTICE.

HEY, YOU WEREN'T SO BAD YOURSELF.

-WELL, I DID HAVE THE BEST TEACHER.

-YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD GO OUT TOGETHER

ON THE SEA-DOO SOME TIME AGAIN.

-YEAH, SURE I'D LIKE THAT.

-I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PULL ONE OUT OF THE WINDJET

WHILE IT'S UNDERWAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

-NEWMIE, YOU ARE MY KIND OF GUY.

SEE YOU LATER.

-[FUNKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC]

-[EXCITED CHATTER]

-OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE ALL HEARD

ABOUT THE MISS GALAXY BEAUTY AND FITNESS CONTEST,

OBSTACLE COURSE AND SWIMWEAR COMPETITION IN REDONDO BEACH

CO-SPONSORED BY OUR VERY OWN BAYWATCH.

-YEAH, YOU WANT US TO COMPETE?

-THAT'S UP TO YOU.

WHAT'S UP TO ME, IS PICKING THE RIGHT KIND OF PEOPLE

TO ORGANIZE THE EVENT.

-OH, I'D LIKE TO DO THAT.

-YEAH, COUNT ME IN.

-ONE, TWO, COUNT YOURSELVES IN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-SO WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

-THE GALAXY PEOPLE SET UP THE OBSTACLE COURSE, PROMOTION,

AND PICK THE CELEBRITY HOST.

-CELEBRITY? WHAT CELEBRITY?

-IT SAYS HERE, SOMEONE WELL-KNOWN, INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE,

AND SOMEONE WHO YOU'RE ALL USED TO SEEING

SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

-WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, LADIES.

-SORRY, HE SAID WE NEED SOMEBODY FAMOUS.

-OH, BUT I AM FAMOUS.

HAVEN'T I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT I--

-YES.

-HOW ABOUT THE TIME THAT I--

-YES.

-YOU TWO, DO ME A FAVOR, GO ORGANIZE.

-WELL, SEE YA.

-WHAT?

-ASK ME WHY I'M SMILING.

-I JUST DID.

-ALEX AND I WENT FOR A SEA-DOO RIDE TOGETHER.

-WOW.

-YESTERDAY, WE WENT WINDSURFING.

-I'LL NOTIFY THE MEDIA.

-YOU SOUND JEALOUS.

-REALLY? I WAS TRYING FOR IRRITATED.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

-ALEX AND I, WE'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER.

-NEWMIE, I'M BUSY.

-I THINK SHE LIKES ME.

-YOU'RE A VERY LIKABLE GUY,

BUT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE PUSHING IT.

-I THINK SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR ME.

-THE HOTS?

-YES, ROMANTICALLY LINKED. AMORE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

-TO GET YOU A DOCTOR.

-SHE SAID, AND I QUOTE, "NEWMIE," SHE CALLED ME NEWMIE.

-EVERYBODY DOES. I MEAN, THAT IS YOUR NAME.

-SHE SAID, "NEWMIE, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF MAN

I WANT IN MY LIFE." END QUOTE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

-TO GET HER A DOCTOR.

MAYBE THE TWO OF YOU CAN GET A GROUP DISCOUNT.

"THE HOTS"?

-"JUST THE KIND OF GUY I WANT IN MY LIFE."

YES!

-HEY, THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR WATER.

-LIFEGUARD: HEY, NO PROBLEM.

-INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE?

-SOMEONE SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?

-HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND SOMEBODY LIKE THAT?

-WELL, WE JUST OPEN OUR EYES.

LOOK.

-[GASPS] GEORGE HAMILTON?

-YOU THINK?

-THINK?

-COULDN'T BE.

-COULD TOO.

-OUT HERE, ON OUR BEACH?

-HE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE. WHY NOT HERE?

COME ON, LET'S GO SEE.

-HI. -HI.

-HELLO.

YOUR SHADOWS HAVE SPILLED OVER INTO MY REFLECTIVE ZONE.

-SORRY.

-IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S JUST A CRITICAL TIME OF DAY

FOR TANNING LINES.

-YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TOO MUCH SUN.

-TOO MUCH SUN? I'M A PROFESSIONAL, MY DEAR.

-EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU?

-"HIM," WHO?

-GEORGE HAMILTON.

-NO. NO, I'M NOT HIM.

A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I LOOK LIKE HIM.

WISH I DID, HE'S KIND OF LIKE A GOD TO ME.

TRYING TO GET HIS TAN.

-IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HIM.

-THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS HIM.

-BUT HE SAID--

-OKAY, SOMETIMES STARS DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK

THAT THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE,

BECAUSE THE PAPARAZZI AND THE PRESS.

-EXCUSE ME, WE REALLY DON'T WANT TO INFRINGE

UPON YOUR PRIVACY OR ANYTHING, BUT--

-I'M APRIL. THIS IS JESSIE.

AND WE REALIZE YOU HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE, BUT--

-NO, I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

-REALLY?

-WELL THEN, MR. HAMILTON--

-I'M NOT HIM.

-WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR US TO CALL YOU?

-IT'D BE NICE IF YOU CALL ME EARL.

THAT'S MY STAGE NAME, EARL.

-WELL OKAY, "EARL."

WE HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

-WELL, WHAT KIND?

-WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU'LL BE ON TV

WITH A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

-TV, HUH? THAT'S A GOOD START, GO ON.

-ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THREE O'CLOCK, ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH.

-ALL RIGHT, SO YOU MEET ME IN MY PLACE.

YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THERE. -NO, IT'S GOOD, MAN.

-HEY, MANNY. WELCOME BACK.

-YEAH. -HOW YOU DOING?

-OKAY, I GUESS.

-HEY, MANNY. WELCOME BACK.

-YOU KNOW, I'M NOT BACK.

I'M GONNA CLEAN OUT MY LOCKER AND SAY GOODBYE.

-SAY GOODBYE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

-LOOK AT ME, MITCH.

I CAN'T WALK, I CAN'T RUN, I CAN'T SWIM.

I CAN'T BE A LIFEGUARD ANYMORE.

-WELL YOU KNOW, I CAN THINK OF PLENTY OF THINGS

THAT NEED TO BE DONE AROUND HERE.

-YEAH, IF YOU HAVE TWO GOOD LEGS.

-ACTUALLY, YOU'RE JUST THE MAN I NEED.

-FOR WHAT?

DO THE TOWELS NEED WASHING?

-NO. RON IS GOING ON VACATION,

AND I NEED BACKUP AT THE SWITCHBOARD.

-WHAT IS THIS? CHARITY?

-NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.

-I THINK IT'S SUCKS.

ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE I CAN TAKE MY EARLY RETIREMENT.

I CAN GET MY INJURY PAY, AND I COULD MAKE MORE MONEY THAN--

THAN SOME STUPID OPERATOR.

-YEAH, YOU COULD, OR YOU COULD TAKE AN IMPORTANT JOB

AROUND HERE AND HELP ALL OF US.

-NO WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS PLACE IS IN VIOLATION.

THERE'S NO RAMPS OUT THERE.

CRIPS LIKE ME CAN'T GO UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS.

-WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THAT, WON'T WE?

-YEAH.

I HAD TO TAKE THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR UP HERE.

I FELT LIKE A DESK OR SOME DAMN FILING CABINET.

-WHAT ABOUT THE STUFF IN YOUR LOCKER?

-FORGET IT, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!

-[DOWNCAST MUSIC]

-HELP! HELP!

HELP! HELP!

HELP ME!

[COUGHING]

-APRIL: YOU OKAY?

-MANNY: YEAH, I'M FINE.

-APRIL: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT THE PILINGS FOR SURE.

-MANNY: NO. ME? ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO PILING'S GONNA TAKE ME OUT.

-[BEACH CHATTER]

-HEY, ALEX.

-NEWMIE, MY MAIN MAN.

-DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?

-WELL, FIGURATIVELY.

I MEAN, I WAS TRYING TO BE COOL.

I GUESS I FAILED.

WHAT'S UP?

-THE PADI PROJECT.

-PATTY?

-PROFESSIONAL ASSOCIATION OF DIVE INSTRUCTORS,

THE PEOPLE WHO CERTIFIED YOU.

-RIGHT, THAT PADI.

-ONCE A YEAR, PADI'S PROJECT AWARE HOLDS A WORLDWIDE

OCEAN CLEANUP.

VOLUNTEERS CLEAN UP THE BEACHES,

BOTH ON TOP AND BELOW THE WATER.

WANT TO COME WITH ME? WE CAN DIVE FOR TRASH.

-AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD.

-I KNOW, IT DIDN'T SOUND SO GOOD.

-NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT.

-THEN IT'S A DATE?

-SURE, IT'S A DATE. YEAH.

-YOU'RE ON. SEE YA.

-SEE YA.

-[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

-GOOD NEWS.

-WHAT'D THEY DO EXTEND DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME YEAR-ROUND?

THAT'S A GOOD JOKE FOR THE ACT.

-NO, WE TALKED TO THE GALAXY CONTEST OFFICIALS.

-AND THEY THINK YOU'D MAKE A GREAT MASTER OF CEREMONIES.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-GOOD. -GOOD! [GIGGLING]

-THERE ARE SOME PERKS.

-LIKE WHAT?

-WARDROBE?

-LIMOUSINE?

-MANICURIST?

-MASSEUSE?

-IT'S THE COST OF BEING A GOD, LIKE GEORGE HAMILTON.

-TWO-NINE-FIVE TO SCARAB ONE, WE NEED BACKUP

OFF CHINA COVE REEF.

GLASS BOTTOM BOAT PULLING A TITANIC.

CAN YOU ASSIST?

-SCARAB ONE CREW: AFFIRMATIVE, I'M TWO MILES SOUTHEAST.

HI-HO SILVER, AWAY.

HEY, MANNY, HOW YOU DOING?

-HEY, MANNY, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE

IN THAT WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO STOP LIVING.

I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO WORK THIS BEAST IN FIVE MINUTES.

COME ON, GIVE IT A SHOT.

-[TENSE MUSIC]

-NOT MUCH OF A TURNOUT, HUH?

-NO. HOW DO YOU MAKE COLLECTING TRASH FUN?

-I HAVE AN IDEA.

-I LIKE IT. -YOU DO?

-ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR SHOWING UP

TO THE 10TH ANNUAL PADI PROJECT AWARE

UNDERWATER TRASH PICKUP.

CAN YOU GATHER ALL YOUR STUFF, AND WE'LL HEAD ON DOWN

TO THE WATER.

-MEET YOU DOWN THERE.

-[LAUGHING] THAT'S GOOD.

-NEWMIE: HELLO.

-HEY, NEWMIE, MY MAN. HOW'S IT GOING?

-GOOD. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TODAY?

-TERRIFIC, YEAH IT WAS FUN.

-LISTEN, I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GO OUT

AND GET BEER AND A BITE TO EAT AFTER WORK TOMORROW?

-SURE, SOUNDS GOOD. JUST TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN.

-WELL, WHERE IS A SECRET,

BUT HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP AT SEVEN?

-SEVEN IT IS.

-COOL. SEE YOU LATER.

BYE, MITCH.

-SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HE MAKES HIS BIG MOVE?

-MOVE? WHO?

-NEWMIE.

-OH, VERY FUNNY.

YOU KNOW NEWMIE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.

-WELL, YOU AND I MIGHT THINK THAT,

BUT HE HAS QUOTE-UNQUOTE "THE HOTS" FOR YOU.

-THE HOTS? YOU MEAN LIKE--

-YEP, THOSE HOTS.

-THIS IS NOT GOOD.

-WHAT'S WORSE, HE THINKS YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR HIM.

-ME AND NEWMIE, THE HOTS?

-YES, YES, AND YES.

-OH DEAR GOD.

[SIGHS]

-TWO-ONE-FOUR, THIS IS TWO-NINE-FIVE, CAN YOU RESPOND

TO HELP OUT AT TOWER 12 OR NOT?

-RESPONDING LIFEGUARD: RESPOND TO WHAT?

-I JUST CALLED YOU A MINUTE AGO, I PUT YOU ON HOLD.

-RESPONDING LIFEGUARD: NO YOU DIDN'T.

-THIS IS TWO-NINE-FIVE, DID I JUST CALL YOU A MINUTE AGO?

-RESPONDING LIFEGUARD: ME? NO.

-THIS IS TWO-NINE-FIVE, WHO'S THIS?

-RESPONDING LIFEGUARD: IT'S ME AGAIN, MANNY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

-DAMN IT!

-HEY, HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, HERE?

-I CAN'T GET THE SWITCHBOARD TO WORK RIGHT.

-JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME, YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.

-WHAT IF I DON'T, HUH MITCH?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE.

-MANNY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP, IT TAKES TIME TO ADJUST.

-I USED TO BE A LIFEGUARD, MITCH.

NOW I'M JUST A TEMP WORKER, AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

-[SOLEMN MUSIC]

-EXCUSE ME, I--

I FOUND HIM, THANK YOU.

HEY.

WE BOTH KNOW I'M HERE.

AW COME ON, MANNY, I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.

-I'VE BEEN HERE WITH ALL THE OTHER REJECTS.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-I'M ONLINE, GOT SOME EMAIL.

THERE'S THIS GUY IN HAWAII I MET THROUGH AMERICA ONLINE,

HE'S A PARAPLEGIC TOO.

-REALLY? WHAT DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?

-TALK ABOUT THINGS WE CAN'T DO ANYMORE.

-OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.

-HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-I'M LOW ON SELF-PITY RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

HERE'S ME IN YOUR FACE. YOU'RE BEING RUDE.

-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

-YOU KNOW, I KNEW THIS LITTLE KID ONCE, YOU KNOW.

A REAL SPUNKY GUY, REAL BIG SMILE, REAL POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE A LIFEGUARD.

HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE A LIFEGUARD MORE THAN ANYTHING

IN THE WORLD AND THAT NOTHING WOULD STAND IN HIS WAY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NOTHING DID.

-YEAH WELL, HE'S CHANGED.

-I DON'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH ANYMORE.

-WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF MY BACK, MITCH!

-YOU GOTTA LIVE YOUR LIFE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

WHY DON'T YOU CONCENTRATE ON THE THINGS YOU CAN DO

INSTEAD OF CRYING OVER THE THINGS YOU CAN'T.

YOU WANT ME TO GET OFF YOUR BACK, FINE I'M OFF IT.

WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR BACK?

-[SOLEMN MUSIC]

-HEY.

WHAT'S THIS?

-IT'S MY JOB APPLICATION.

-IT'S ALL COMPUTER STUFF.

-YEAH, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THE SPECIAL NEEDS DEPARTMENT

AT IBM.

AND THEY HELPED ME COME UP WITH THE PLAN.

-WHAT'S THE PLAN?

-TO BRING BAYWATCH INTO THE 21ST CENTURY.

I WANT TO COMPUTERIZE THAT DINOSAUR SWITCHBOARD,

AND I WANT TO PUT LAPTOPS AND CAMERAS

ON EVERY SINGLE LIFEGUARD TOWER.

AND I WANT TO CONNECT IT ALL TO A MOTHERBOARD

HERE AT HEADQUARTERS.

-CAMERAS?

-EYES IN THE SKY.

OUTSIDE OF HEADQUARTERS AND ON KEY LIFEGUARD TOWERS.

I COULD SEE PROBLEMS ON THE BEACH.

AND I COULD TELL THE LIFEGUARDS WHERE THOSE PROBLEMS ARE AT.

-"I," MEANING?

-ME.

LOOK, THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN DO, MITCH.

LET ME DO IT, PLEASE.

-MANNY, THIS IS AWESOME.

I MEAN IT'S GREAT, BUT THIS IS EXPENSIVE.

-IBM WILL SUPPLY THE EQUIPMENT IF WE TEST THE SYSTEM

HERE AT BAYWATCH.

-YOU'RE BACK ON THE PAYROLL, LIFEGUARD.

-[TENSE MUSIC]

-ANNOUNCER: HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WELCOME TO THE 7TH ANNUAL MISS GALAXY FITNESS COMPETITION

STAGED RIGHT HERE AT BEAUTIFUL REDONDO BEACH.

-APRIL: THAT'S GREAT, GEORGE.

-MY LEFT SIDE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BETTER, HUH?

-HEY, CAN YOU GIRLS MOVE A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO GEORGE?

-SURE. -OH YEAH, COME ON.

-OKAY, HOW'S THIS?

-GOOD, HUH? -WILL THIS WORK?

-YEAH, PERFECT.

-YOU GETTING A FLARE FROM THE TEETH?

OKAY, THAT'S IT, GIRLS. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW.

-WHERE ARE YOU GOING, GEORGE?

-MASSAGE.

-MASSAGE?

-MASSAGE, IT'S IN THE LIST. MASSAGE.

-YEAH, BUT WE STILL HAVE THE SWIMSUIT PORTION

OF THE COMPETITION.

NOT TO MENTION, THE PRESS CONFERENCE FOR LAST YEAR'S WINNER.

-HOSTING GETS ME TENSE.

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GEORGE HAMILTON.

TA-TA.

GROOVIN', BABY.

-GREAT.

-[CHEERFUL ROCK MUSIC]

-♪ YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD ♪ MY BLOOD RUNS HOT

♪ LIVING FOR THE MOMENT ♪ IN THE SUMMER OF LOVE

♪ I GOT MY FRIENDS FEELING ALRIGHT

♪ TEMPERATURE IS RISING ♪ INTO OVERDRIVE

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ LEGS UP TO HEAVEN LOOKING SO FINE

♪ REACHING TO THE GALAXY ♪ THE EDGE OF TIME

♪ SHOW ME THE WAY INTO YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I KNOW I'VE LOVED ♪ YOU FROM THE VERY START

♪ BABY BABY BABY WHY CAN'T YOU SEE

♪ JUST EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME

♪ BABY BABY BABY WHY CAN'T YOU SEE

♪ MY BLOODS RUNNING HOT WON'T YOU ♪ GIVE IT TO ME

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ SWEET SWEET SUMMER ♪ COME ON AND TELL ME

♪ WHY DO YOU FEEL SO GOOD ♪ WHY DO YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ COME ON BABY YEAH

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

♪ HOW COME YOU FEEL SO GOOD

-HOLD ON RIGHT THERE.

-SURE.

-NEWMIE: WE'RE HERE.

-WHERE?

-NEWMIE: THE SECRET SPOT I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

-I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE JUST GONNA HAVE A BEER

AND A BITE TO EAT.

-WELL, WE ARE, FIGURATIVELY.

-RIGHT. YOU KNOW, IN A RESTAURANT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE

AROUND US, THAT KIND OF THING.

-NO, JUST ARMAND AND US.

-ARMAND?

-ARMAND.

COME ON.

THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE SPOTS ON THE ENTIRE COAST.

JUST A ROMANTIC BEACH, BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS.

AND THE VIEWS, OH IT'S ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT.

-ALEX: IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BUT NEWMAN--

-I LOVE THE VIEW, DON'T YOU?

-YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

-HERE.

-I'LL JUST--

-OH! HERE, COME.

DUCK A L'ORANGE.

-I BEG YOUR PARDON?

-IT'S WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DINNER.

HOLD ON JUST A SECOND, I NEED TO CHECK WITH ARMAND.

-[GROANING]

OKAY.

-[PHONE RINGING]

-BUCHANNON.

-MITCH, HELP.

-MITCH: WHAT'S WRONG?

-IT'S NEWMIE, HE'S GETTING READY TO MAKE HIS MOVE.

-HOW DO YOU KNOW?

-BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE BEACH, ALONE, WITH ARMAND,

AND HE'S MAKING DUCK A L'ORANGE.

-ALEX, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

-I WANT YOU TO COME HAVE DINNER WITH US,

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE HERE, HE WON'T DO ANYTHING.

I NEED A CHAPERONE.

-OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.

-PLEASE? I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.

IF YOU'RE HERE, HE WON'T DO ANYTHING.

-ALEX, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "TWO'S COMPANY."

-POINT DOOM, GET HERE OR I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

-HELLO.

-[ALEX CHUCKLES]

-YOU KNOW, THIS VIEW IS SO ROMANTIC.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS A MOMENT OF IT.

LET ME JUST GET MY CHAIR AND MOVE IT AROUND.

DID YOU LIKE ARMAND'S DUCK A L'ORANGE?

-OH, IT WAS SUPERB, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU

GOING THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE.

-ARMAND, I THINK WE'RE DONE WITH OUR COURSE.

COULD YOU TAKE THE PLATES?

-YES, SIR.

-ALEX: THANK YOU, ARMAND.

-THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A TOAST

TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE MOST ROMANTIC BEACH--

-OH, MITCH!

-NO, THAT'S A CAR ON THE HIGHWAY. THAT'S NOT MITCH.

TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE MOST ROMANTIC BEACH--

-OH LOOK, THERE'S MITCH.

-NO, THAT'S A WOMAN ON THAT SEA-DOO.

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

-TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE MOST ROMANTIC BEACH--

-HEY, MITCH! THERE HE IS.

-WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?

-HEY, MITCH! HEY!

-HEY, ALEX. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-I'M DOING A LITTLE SURF FISHING.

-WELL, WHY HERE?

WHY NOT UP THERE OR DOWN THERE?

OR HOW ABOUT MEXICO?

-I GUESS WE FOUND YOUR LITTLE SECRET SPOT, HUH?

-WELL I GUESS IT'S NO SECRET ANYMORE.

-NOPE.

-OH, HAVING A LITTLE DINNER, ARE WE?

-YES, WE ARE HAVING DUCK A L'ORANGE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US? WE STILL HAVE SOME LEFT.

-NO, YOU STAY, HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET A CHANCE?

-[EXCITED CROSS-TALK]

-GUYS, GUYS TAKE IT EASY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO FISH

BUT RIGHT DOWN THERE, OKAY?

YOU GUYS FINISH YOUR DINNER AND PRETEND I'M NOT EVEN HERE.

-THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME.

-I WILL SAVE YOU DESSERT.

NEWMIE--

-MAYBE I WAS THINKING AFTER DINNER WE COULD

TAKE A DRIVE UP THE COAST, WALK IN THE SAND,

WATCH THE SUNSET.

AND THEN, MAYBE COULD-- -NEWMAN, DON'T.

-DON'T WHAT?

-DON'T SAY ANYTHING, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

DON'T MAKE A MOVE.

-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

-[SIGHS]

LOOK, NEWMAN, YOU ARE THE SWEETEST GUY.

I MEAN, EVERYBODY LOVES YOU.

AND I LIKE YOU A TON, YOU KNOW,

BUT NOT LIKE THAT.

I HAVE HAD THE BEST TIME HANGING OUT WITH YOU

AND DOING STUFF.

NEWMIE, YOU AND I, WE'RE BUDDIES.

GOOD BUDDIES ARE HARD TO FIND, YOU KNOW.

AND I WAS JUST THINKING,

THAT I REALLY DON'T WANT TO MESS THAT UP.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

-YEAH.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO FIX THIS.

-WHAT'S THAT?

-LET'S STOP THIS DATING THING.

JUST HANG OUT TOGETHER WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT,

LIKE BUDDIES DO.

-LIKE BUDDIES.

-BUDDIES.

-YOU ARE SUCH THE MAN.

-HEY! HEY, I GOT ONE! [LAUGHS]

-[LAUGHING]

-[ACTION-PACKED MUSIC]

-ANNOUNCER: ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, GO!

-[CHEERING]

-MANNY: TWO-NINE-FIVE TO TOWER 12.

-TOWER 12, MANNY. WHAT'S UP?

-YOU GOT SOME KIDS BEHIND YOU UNLOADING THEIR CAR.

THEY GOT A BARBECUE AND A CASE OF BEER.

-I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

-MANNY: SCARAB TWO, THIS TWO-NINE-FIVE.

-SCARAB TWO LIFEGUARD: SCARAB TWO. SEND YOUR TRAFFIC.

-YOU'VE GOT A BEER REGATTA GOING ON ABOUT A HUNDRED YARDS

OFF THE JETTY.

AND THERE'S A WAVE RUNNER TAKING TARGET PRACTICE.

-SCARAB TWO LIFEGUARD: WORKING ON IT.

-TOWER EIGHT, THIS IS TWO-NINE-FIVE.

-TOWER EIGHT: THIS IS EIGHT, TWO-NINE-FIVE. COME IN.

-THERE'S A GUY IN A TANK TOP AND A BASEBALL HAT

JUST NORTH OF YOUR TOWER AND HE'S PICKING POCKETS.

-TOWER EIGHT: I SEE HIM.

-I'LL NOTIFY THE POLICE WHILE YOU DETAIN HIM.

-TOWER EIGHT: THAT'S A ROGER.

-WOW, THAT'S AWESOME.

EVERYTHING WORKING?

-YEAH, PERFECT.

-WELCOME BACK TO BAYWATCH.

GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.

-THANKS, MITCH.

HEY, THANKS FOR THE KICK IN THE BUTT.

-HEY, ANYTIME.

-I KNOW.

-HOST: HERE WE ARE AT THE FINAL STAGES

OF THE MISS GALAXY COMPETITION.

THESE JUDGES SURE HAVE A HARD DECISION AHEAD OF THEM.

SO LADIES, GIVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO SHOW OFF YOUR STUFF

BEFORE ADVANCING ON TO THE INDIVIDUAL INTERVIEWS.

-[CHEERING]

AND NOW, ONCE AGAIN, OUR CELEBRITY HOST, GEORGE HAMILTON.

-THE GALAXY GIRLS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. YES, SIR.

LET'S HAVE A BIG HAND FOR THEM, THE GALAXY GIRLS.

WELL, THE OBSTACLE COURSE AND SWIMWEAR COMPETITION ARE OVER.

AND IT'S TIME FOR THE WINNER'S CIRCLE.

THIS FEATURES THE TOP WOMEN, WHO ARE JUDGED

BY THEIR OVERALL APPEARANCE, BEAUTY, BODY TONE,

POISE, CONFIDENCE, AND--

CHERYL, COULD YOU LIFT THE CARD?

-OH.

-CONFIDENCE AND STAGE PRESENCE.

EACH CONTESTANT WILL ANSWER A PREDETERMINED QUESTION,

AND THE FINAL DECISION FROM THE JUDGES

WILL DECIDE THIS YEAR'S MISS GALAXY!

YES, SIR! LET'S HAVE A BIG HAND!

FOR THE GALAXY GIRLS.

BUT FIRST, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK GEORGE HAMILTON

GOT A BIG HEAD.

WELL, A LOT OF YOU DON'T SEE HIM THE WAY I SEE HIM.

AND I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU,

BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE.

THE PRESS, HERE, IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE A NUMBER,

I'LL GIVE YOU A HEAD SHEET AND MAYBE CALL.

[CHUCKLES]

-WELL THAT'S IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

GOTTA LEAVE NOW.

[CHUCKLES] OH, NO. NOT HERE.

GOODBYE, ALL. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

-APRIL AND JESSIE: EARL! EARL!

-COME BACK HERE!

-WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

-I'M MICHAEL NEWMAN, A PROFESSIONAL LIFEGUARD.

THE OCEAN IS A FUN AND EXCITING PLACE TO PLAY.

BUT DON'T EVER SWIM BY YOURSELF.

ALWAYS HAVE A BUDDY WITH YOU--

-DIRECTOR: CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

THAT WAS GREAT. AWESOME, PAUSE THE SET.

COME ON OUT, OKAY, MARK?

-THAT'S MIKE.

-WHATEVER, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW HERE, ALL RIGHT?

SO, IT'S A WRAP. OKAY, MILT?

-THAT'S MIKE.

-OKAY, WHATEVER. COOKIE, COME ON IN HERE.

YOU'RE GREAT.

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE--

-YEAH, I KNOW, WARREN BEATTY.

-DIRECTOR: COME ON IN HERE, COOKIE.

GET IN THE WATER, BEATTY.

-GEORGE: GET IN THE WATER?

BUT IT'S COLD.

I DON'T HAVE TO MESS UP MY HAIR, DO I?

-[END THEME PLAYING]