Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]

[laughing mischievously]

[clicking]

[the Joker laughing]

Heh-heh.

Ah, come on. I'm walking here.

What is this?

Ugh! This is disgusting!

Um... [snores]

What do you call tulips that spray out sticky goo?

"Goo-lips." [cackles]

Perfect punchline!

I've got enough goo-lips to turn Gotham

into one sticky mess.

Whoa! Dude!

Oh. I'll have a double Big Belly Deluxe, please? [chuckles]

[Batgirl] Looks like a nice, quiet day in Gotham.

[gasps] I take it back.

[people clamoring]

- What happened? - [the Joker cackling]

[Batgirl] Ah! The Joker happened.

- [engine revs] - Time to stop his funny business.

- [cat yowls] - Whoa!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - [clattering]

- [gasps] - [clanks]

[engine revs]

[clanking]

- [gurgles, sputters] - [Batgirl gasps]

- [tires screeching] - [goo squelches]

Yuck!

I'm stuck.

Guess, I gotta go on foot. [sighs]

[the Joker cackling]

- [engine revs] - [squelching]

Yuck, is right. Ugh!

I gotta get out of here and help Batgirl.

[dings]

- [grunting] - [metallic creaking]

[grunts]

Okay, I need something bigger.

Yes! [grunts]

[metallic creaking]

Yeah!

No!

[thuds]

[groans]

[grunts]

[sighs] Could this day get any worse?

[gasps] Whoa!

- Whoa! - [clanks]

[Bibi grunts]

Yes, it could.

Ugh! My wheels still have goo on them.

I can't help Batgirl like this.

[sighs]

Bibi, is everything all right?

No! I'm covered in goo and paint and trash

and I can't go fast.

It's the worst day ever.

It'll be okay.

Just return to the Batcave for cleaning.

Then you can help Batgirl.

[grunting]

[straining] Whoa!

[thuds]

Worst day ever!

Forty-six...

Forty-seven...

Forty-eight...

Forty-nine...

We're gonna set a new Bat Ball record.

- [engine revving] - Wha...

[grunts] Man!

Whoa! Intruder! Intruder!

It's just me. Bibi.

Whoa! Bibi, what happened?

You're really messy.

[sniffs] Um, you smell kind of... Bleh!

I'm having the worst day ever.

Green goo, huh?

That looks like the work of the Joker.

It is. Batgirl's chasing him on foot.

Can you clean me up quick, so I can help her?

Time for a Bat-bath!

[squeaking, sputtering]

Extra bubbly.

[giggling] That tickles.

I hope Batgirl's okay.

Batgirl is doing fine.

But the city is getting gooier and gooier.

[gasps] Uh-oh. Missed a glop.

I'll rev it off.

Yes!

No!

Can't see. Look out! Watch it!

- [engine revving] - Whoa!

[echoing] Whoa!

- [keypad beeps] - [platform whirring]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I got it.

[gasps]

[Redbird] Bibi, are you all right?

[gasps]

Worst day ever!

It's too bad we don't have some sort of device

to get rid of the goo.

Oh, wait. We do!

[chuckles] We have so many Bat devices I forgot all about it.

[both] MOE?

Ta-da! The Bat-Goo-Out.

This baby even got the guacamole out of Batman's suit.

- [Bat-Goo-Out whirring] - Goodbye, goo.

Finally, this day is getting better.

Woo-hoo! Let's go!

Woo-hoo!

- [tires screeching] - No!

[groans]

Whoa! She is having a really bad day.

We need to help her.

Time to wing it.

[whooshes]

[water splashing]

[spitting]

Thanks.

Everything is going wrong,

and it doesn't feel like it'll ever be right again.

I'm going to my room and not doing anything.

You know, Bibi, I've had really bad days too.

- Ugh, me too. - Lots.

- Really? - [Batmobile] Oh, yeah.

But the important thing is, they never last.

You just have to keep going and power through.

We'll show you.

Hit it, MOE!

[uplifting music playing]

♪ When nothing's going right And there's no end in sight ♪

♪ It's a bad day ♪

♪ When your mojo is gone And everything goes wrong ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪

♪ But days like this Should be a crime ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ When your tires go flat Then your windshield cracks ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ When the traffic lights Are red ♪

♪ Or your battery is dead ♪

♪ That's a bad day ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪

♪ But days like this Should be a crime ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Get rid of those bad days ♪

♪ No more bad days ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- [Bibi] Yeah! - [all laughing]

Thanks, everyone.

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one.

[beeping] I'm getting an emergency call

from Batgirl.

[grunts] I need help.

The Joker's got me stuck.

It's a very sticky situation.

[laughing mischievously]

One that all of Gotham will be in soon.

Ta-ta!

- [Buff gasps] - Oh, no!

[Batgirl] Gotta get free. Send my bike!

Don't worry, it's ready to go!

Help will be there soon.

Thanks, MOE.

MOE, I mean, I really wanna help Batgirl.

But if I'm around her right now,

I might make things worse.

You just have to keep trying and power through, Bibi.

Remember, everyone has bad days.

Even Batgirl.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

She's stuck in goo, and I'm gonna save her.

- Thanks, MOE. - [engine revving]

I'm coming, Batgirl!

[pigeon warbling]

- [cat yowls] - [brakes screech]

Ah! Missed me.

Ugh!

I can't believe it. I'm a mess again.

[groans] But bad days don't last forever.

And heroes don't give up.

They keep trying and power through.

[engine revving]

[Bat-Goo-Out whirring]

[Bibi] There's Batgirl.

You can do this, Bibi.

Power through.

[goo-lips sputtering]

Yeah!

- [tires screech] - [engine revving]

- [Bat-Goo-Out whirring] - [Batgirl] Yes!

This day just got better.

Okay. Time to stop that funny florist.

[engine revving]

Let's be friends, Batgirl.

Look, I brought you flowers.

[cackling]

- I'll take these. - [goo-lips sputtering]

[the Joker] Whoa!

[yells]

- [tires screeching] - [clanking]

[Batgirl] Hmm.

[confetti squeaking]

Running away, are we?

Well, it looks like I get the last laugh.

[cackling]

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

- [clanking] - [squelching]

[tires screech]

Time to turn yourself in, Joker.

[the Joker exclaiming] Ow!

[groans]

Oh, way to go, Bibi.

- Great job! - Woo-hoo!

- Nicely done. - Thanks.

You were right. I was just having a bad day,

- and everyone has those. - [sirens blaring]

I just had to keep trying and power through it.

And I was having

such a good day.

- Oh! - [gurgles, sputters]

[sighs]

[snoring]

- [water bubbling] - [creaking]

[gasps]

- [water bubbling] - [quacking]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[fishing rod reeling]

Penguin. I should've known you're the one who's been sinking ships in the harbor.

That's right, um, Fisherman-Guy...

Wait, who are you again? Are you new here or something?

Batman! The fisherman was you?

Which now that I think about it was pretty obvious.

I mean, were you just out here fishing?

What're the odds, huh? [laughs evilly]

Oh, I've been fishing, all right. Fishing for justice.

Why, I'm flattered. I really am.

But you're forgetting one thing.

I'm not the only Penguin in the water.

Get him my robot penguins!

[quacking]

[grunts]

Permission to come aboard, Bats!

I've got a spacious cabin just for you.

Are we comfy back there?

[grumbles]

I hope you enjoy the first-class accommodations,

because you could be here awhile. [laughs evilly]

We'll see about that.

- [digital beeps] - [mechanical whirring]

[engine roaring]

Alert. Batwheels...

The Penguin has sunk an unmanned ship and captured Batman.

Oh, no! We gotta go save him!

Wait! There's one problem.

Penguin is holding Batman in his Ducky Boat,

and they're... underwater.

Actually, that's two problems.

But it's okay! Because you can save him, Batwing!

- I got some special submersible upgrades just for you. - [gasps]

Sub-whatable?

Submersible! It means Batwing will be able to go underwater!

Batwing, follow me!

Yeah! Time to get ready for some night swimming!

[The Penguin] After my robot penguins finish breaking into that ship,

I'll steal all the riches inside.

Why sink it first?

Up on the surface, I always get caught stealing,

but under the sea, they can't see me,

so they'll never catch me.

Oh genius, thy name is Penguin! [laughs sheepishly]

[sniffing] What's that smell?

I brought a tuna fish sandwich. What? I skipped dinner.

I was talking about your plan. It stinks.

[groans]

Ta-da! How do I look?

The same?

[Batwing] Activating submersible mode!

How about now?

- Ooh! - Awesome.

Now, remember, Wing, when you-

Yeah, yeah, save Batman. Got it.

[Batmobile] Wait, Wing!

Shouldn't you practice first?

Why? Batman's in trouble. There's no point wasting time.

Bam's right. You should really practice

when you're trying something new.

Nah, I'm good. Everything just comes naturally to me.

[heroic music playing]

[swishes]

Using something new for the first time can be hard, Wing.

Are you sure you don't want to practice just a little?

Nah. You've seen me fly. Why would this be any different?

[clears throat] Activating Submersible Mode!

What? No! Not yet!

Uh-oh. Something weird is happening! [screams]

[all] Ooh!

That's gonna leave a dent.

That's what I was trying to tell her before.

You can't fly with the upgrade on.

You gotta turn it on after diving into the water.

Oh, now you tell me. I hate emergency landings.

Yeah, well, if you had taken a little time to-

Practice. Yeah, I know.

- Whoa! What is going on? - [water whirling]

Why can't I go straight?

Those are currents.

That happens when a lot of water is moving in one direction.

Well- Whoa!

Hey! Water is way stronger than wind.

This is nothing like flying.

[grunting]

Whoa.

Ah! Now what's happening?

You've run into an eddy, which is where water spins around like a whirlpool!

Water isn't the only thing spinning!

Whoa!

[water gurgling]

Ugh.

Oh, look! I see the Ducky Boat up ahead. I'm going after him!

- [smacks lips] - [alarm beeping]

Huh? What's this? Someone is heading this way!

- You must have called for some help. - [Batman grumbles]

No matter, I'll just knock it out of the water!

[Penguin laughing]

Uh-oh. I think Penguin spotted me.

Are you okay, Wing?

[straining] Yes! Everything's fine.

Or not!

[straining]

The current's too strong! I can't move the way I need to.

[laughs]

Hold it right there!

Whoa! Hey! Cut it out! Stop! Ow, hey! Ow!

[water gurgling]

Oh, I can't do this!

I gotta get out of here!

[bats screeching]

Wing, are you okay?

No. I'm super embarrassed.

I always thought I was just naturally great at everything,

I looked like a fool out there.

Nobody's great at new things at first.

Really?

You should have seen the first time

I tried to use my Batarangs.

I almost took out MOE!

- Batarangs! - Whoa!

[Batmobile] Sorry.

But I kept working at it,

because even the best need to practice.

And you can be great at going underwater.

You just need a little...

Practice. Yeah, you're right.

Um. Would you help me?

Of course. Go dive in!

♪ When you want to learn Something right ♪

♪ You got to study it Day and night ♪

♪ It's tough goin' When you first begin ♪

♪ But if you do it Again and again ♪

♪ You'll see Practice ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect! ♪

♪ Put in the hours It may take some time ♪

♪ Don't be discouraged It'll be just fine ♪

♪ The harder that you work The quicker you'll go ♪

♪ The more you study, Wing The more you'll know ♪

♪ 'Cause practice ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect! ♪

♪ Yeah! Practice ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect! ♪

Okay, Wing!

Are you ready to get back out there and save Batman?

I was built ready. Thanks, Bam.

- Yeah! - [engine roaring]

[dramatic music playing]

[exhales] Okay, Batwing, just like you practiced.

[engine roaring]

[swishes]

- Yeah! - Yes!

[swishing]

[triumphant music playing]

- [alarm beeping] - Again?

This is really shipwrecking my fun!

[Batman grumbles]

- [bubble jets] - [Batwing grunts]

Whoa! Oh, all these little eddies are gonna spin me out of control.

Wait a minute...

That gives me an idea!

Let's see how Penguin likes spinning in a Bat-tastic whirlpool!

Ha-ha!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[quacks]

- Whoa, I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich. - [stomach gurgles]

What do you think, Batman?

I think it's time to jump ship.

[door opens]

Submersible upgrades. Nice.

Okay, no more Mister Nice Pengy.

Robot penguins, sic 'em!

[robot penguins warbling]

Don't fire your duckies until you see the whites of his eyes!

[exclaims] Come to think of it, that's all you ever see, isn't it?

[grunts]

- [engine roaring] - [robot penguins warbling]

Huh?

[screams]

- [thuds] - [Ducky exclaims]

Time to make you a fish out of water, Penguin.

[Ducky groaning]

Thanks, guys.

You know, you were so right about the whole practice thing.

You did great, Wing!

Are you on your way back now?

No, uh, Batman still needs help getting that sunken ship back up.

And I could use a little more practice underwater. Bye!

[engine starts, roars]

♪ But if you do it Again and again ♪

♪ You'll see Practice ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect ♪

[Batmobile] Phew, what a night!

[Buff] How many super villains are there?

[MOE] Hey, Batwheels. How was the hero work?

Do some daring good deeds?

You know it.

I was keeping an eye on all of Gotham from above.

All of it. Yep, no one's got a tougher job than this Batwheel.

Flying is easy.

Try stopping a supervillain using only spy gadgets.

Now that's hard.

Doesn't seem so tough to me.

Try pulling something that's like 100 times heavier than you are.

Think that's hard?

Ever try keeping your balance on a steel beam while it's moving?

Try saving the day with a million different gadgets

and reacting in seconds with each one.

Zip! Pow!

[MOE sighs]

All of you have difficult jobs.

Just think about what it would be like

to drive a mile in each other's wheels.

Huh? You want us to trade wheels?

No. [laughs]

I meant, you should imagine

what your teammates have to go through each day.

[MOE] Or, you could actually drive a mile in someone else's wheels.

I can swap your motherboards,

and each of you can try out a new body.

Like a... A Batty body swap.

[all exclaiming] Ooh!

How do we pick who goes where?

Ooh, that's the best part.

I'll take each of your motherboards out, shuffle them all up.

Then randomly put each one into a new vehicle.

You know, that's not a bad idea.

It might give everyone a chance to try each other's jobs.

To understand each other better.

What do you say? You all in?

Yeah! Let's do this!

- This is gonna be Bat-tastic! - Let's do it!

- Why not? - Sounds fun!

[MOE] Great!

[MOE humming]

Mm-hmm. Oh, ah! Keep your eye on the card.

Mmm-hmm. Now, a little sleight o' hand.

[laughs]

And now, to randomly place each Batwheel into their new bodies.

[mysterious music playing]

Okay everybody... Activate!

Oh!

Whoa!

Ah!

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa!

Does anyone else feel smaller?

Oh, look at me. I'm in Redbird's body.

[gasps] And check this out.

[engine accelerating]

I can park in really small spaces!

Well, check me out.

[tires screech]

Just call me, "The Bibimobile".

Ready to take on Gotham's villains with style.

[gasps]

- [Batwing as Buff] Ah! - [MOE] Whoa!

A Bat magnet? That'll pick up anything that's...

[MOE] Metal. Whoa!

[Bibi as Bam] Sorry, MOE.

[laughs] I told you all those gadgets

- are tough to handle. - [engine revs]

[laughs]

Well, you're not doing any better.

Two wheels have gotta be easier than four, right?

Whoa! Whoa!

- [engine revving] - [exclaims]

Whoa! Whoa!

You just watch.

I'm gonna jump across the Batcave.

- [engine revs] - [tires screeching]

Oh, whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Here I... [grunts]

go.

Wait, I can do this.

Looks like you could use some training wheels.

Here, let me show you how an awesome Batwheel handles a new vehicle.

[engine revving]

Whoa!

[Buff as Redbird] It's not as easy as it looks.

I'm just getting used to it, okay?

Anyway, I don't see Red flying.

You're worried you can't do it?

Who, me? No way.

They don't just call me Redbird because I'm Robin's car.

Just you...

Whoa!

[screaming]

- [continues screaming] - Be careful!

[Redbird as Batwing] I'm trying! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Just turn off the jets.

But, not in midair.

Uh-oh.

[screams]

It's tough flying, isn't it?

Yeah, well, what about, Buff? He's in my body.

He could tell you how tough I have it.

Right, Buff?

Buff?

[Bam as Bibi] Where are you, Buff?

[Buff as Redbird] I'm right here.

[Bibi as Bam] Where?

What do you mean, where?

[gasps]

Oh, no. I disappeared.

Where am I? Somebody find me!

[MOE] I'm on it.

Watch out, everyone.

There's some really solid air right here.

Buff, turn off the Batoflage.

Sorry, I'm not used to not being seen.

[Batcomputer] Batwheels!

The Legion of Zoom are on their way here.

They're heading toward the Batcave entrance.

[Bibi as Bam] What's Ducky towing?

[Batcomputer] It's called a Rumble Ray.

They stole it from Star Labs.

It sends out powerful shockwaves that shake things up.

[Bibi as Bam gasps] They could bring down the Batcave with that thing!

[Bam as Bibi] We gotta stop 'em.

Let's rev up and peel out.

Cool.

[MOE] Er, maybe I should switch you all back?

There's no time. The legion is almost here.

[Bam as Bibi] Don't worry, we got this.

- [Bibi as Bam] It'll be easy. - [Batwing as Buff] Let's go.

[Buff as Redbird] This is gonna be fun.

[Redbird as Batwing] Redbird Wing to the rescue.

[engines revving]

[Bibi as Bam] Whoa! Whoa! Be careful!

[screaming]

- [Bibi] Ow! - [Redbird] Ah!

[Batwing as Buff] Watch it.

[Bam as Bibi] Uh, a little help?

[helicopter whirring]

[Ducky] This Rumble Ray thingamabob should shake down the whole Batcave.

Wawa!

And take out that batty computer,

so our big, bad boss can be the best computer in the world.

Not so fast!

[all screaming]

[Jestah gasps]

[Bam as Bibi] Wing, I said, not so fast.

- Bibi, is that you? - [Bam as Bibi] No.

Are you doing some weird Bam voice?

Oh, you're doing impressions now.

Oh, I love impressions.

Here's mine. Guess who I am.

[in Batman's voice] I am Batman.

That's not me.

I'm me. I'm Bibi. And that's Bam.

And I'm Buff.

Okay, whatevs.

Come on, Legion of Zoom.

Let's show 'em a rumble before we give 'em a rumble.

[all laughing maniacally]

[Bam as Bibi] Let's go, Batwheels!

[Bam as Bibi] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[grunting]

[effort grunting]

[Redbird as Batwing screaming]

[Buff as Redbird] Stop!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Uh-uh. I said, "Stop!"

[Bibi as Bam] You're not getting away that easy.

Not when I have the Bat magnet,

[gasps]

[Bam as Bibi] Agh!

[Bibi as Bam] Oh, sorry.

[Ducky laughing] Did you get a load of those mixed up Batwheels?

[giggles] Yeah. What a bunch of scrambled eggs.

Let's get ready to Rumble Ray!

[powering up]

[MOE] What's happening?

The Rumble Ray is shaking down the Batcave.

Oh, okay.

What?

I can't believe they got past us so easily.

[sighs] You were right, Bam.

It's tough using these gadgets.

Well, you have it tough, too.

It's not easy staying up on two wheels.

Whoa! [grunts]

And flying is H-A-R-D, hard.

Keeping this big body under control is no picnic, either.

You try being invisible. It's like nobody can even see you.

I guess it's not easy driving a mile in each other's wheels.

[MOE] The Batcave is crumbling!

Every bot for himself!

MOE, it's time to switch us back.

Now you're talking. Great idea, Bam.

I mean, Bibi. I mean Bibi-Bam?

I can't believe we're finally gonna beat the Batwheels.

[engines revving]

Looks like they want to play some more.

This should be easy peasy.

Not this time. The Batwheels are back to shut you down.

[gasps] Bam?

You're Bam?

And I'm me again.

Me too!

And me!

You're toast!

Yeah, right.

They switched back? No fair!

Get 'em!

[Batwing] All right, Quizz.

Let's go for a spin.

[Quizz] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[engine revving]

Let's go!

Yeah!

[Prank exclaims]

[engines roaring]

[powering up]

You got this, Buff.

Gotcha!

[Batmobile] Red, you're up!

[engine accelerating]

Wha...

[Batmobile] I've got to get that Rumble Ray.

Oh, no, you don't!

[Redbird] Bam, watch out!

[Batmobile] Launching Bat magnet!

[Ducky] Agh!

Ow!

You wanted to rumble? Let's rumble!

[all screaming]

[all grunt]

- [Ducky] Aw, come on! - [Prank] Like, ow!

Great job team! You were Bat-tastic.

Nah, you were.

Nah, you were!

You're the best!

I know.

Ah! Feels good to be back in my old body.

But now I know how hard it can be to be someone else.

[Bibi] Yeah, I guess we all have jobs that are hard and important.

MOE, what have you done?

[MOE] There is no MOE. There is only the MOEcomputer!

[evil laughter]

[all laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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