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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] "The Dark Knight."

[Moe] All right, Batwheels,

I have a little twist for today's training.

I'm gonna pretend to be a supervillain.

So get ready for...

Evil Moe, and the Moe-nopoly of drones!

[laughs maliciously]

Fly, my dronies!

There's too many!

I can't shake 'em!

Hang on, I'm coming.

[groans] Never mind.

[sighs] We need help!

[tires screech] I got you, Batwheels!

[all] Bam!

♪ Bam! Justice on patrol ♪

Yeah!

Stop him, my dronies!

[cackles]

[Bibi] Yeah!

[Batmobile] Ha!

Your drones don't scare me, Evil Moe.

♪ Bam, Bam ♪

No! My drones!

My evil plan's ruined!

Oh, what a world! What a world!

[clanking]

Good job, Batwheels.

More like, "Good job, Bam!"

He's not afraid of anything.

Our fearless leader does it again.

Aww, thanks everyone.

- [gasps] - [Bibi] The lights.

[Buff] Oh, what happened?

[Batwing] I can't see.

- [Buff screams] - [Redbird] Who said that?

That was weird. Right, Bam?

Bam?

Um, yep, I was, uh,

just making sure everything was okay under here.

And it's all good.

Hmm.

I think we lost power.

I'll ask Batcomputer what's going on.

Wait for me, Moe.

We're running on backup power here in the Batcave,

but the lights are out all over the city.

[gasps]

Someone has stolen the power core from Gotham Electric.

If we don't get it back,

the entire city will be stuck in the dark.

Stuck in the dark?

Prep Bam for Batman.

[Moe] On it!

[Batmobile] Are you sure he wants me to go out there?

I get to go out with him all the time.

Maybe someone else should have all that fun this time.

Nah, you got this.

You're the team leader,

and it's not like you're scared of the dark or anything.

Who, me? No way.

I'm not scared.

I just think I'm, uh...

I'm getting sick.

[coughs]

What?

Haven't you heard of getting "car sick"?

Hmm. Your hood doesn't feel hot.

You're in tip-top condition.

There's no reason you can't go out there.

Thanks, Moe. Thanks a lot.

Is the Batmobile ready?

You betcha, or you bat-cha.

[laughing] Get it?

[groans]

Well, well, well,

if it isn't Gotham's Dark Knight

enjoying a dark night in Gotham.

[laughing]

Poison Ivy. I should've known.

Give up the power core.

The power core is not for me.

It's for my electricity-eating vines.

It's what makes them grow.

I call them...

Hold on, you're going to love this...

My power plants.

[laughs maliciously]

[groans]

Why does every villain love puns?

You really need to lighten up.

Oh, wait, you can't,

because I put all of Gotham in the dark.

[laughs]

[Batmobile] Wait, where's Batman going?

He can't just leave me here...

in the dark.

Okay, just...

Just try to stay calm.

Batman will catch Poison Ivy

and turn the lights back on.

[thuds]

Ahhh! What's that sound?

[cat meowing]

[sighs] Phew.

Just a cat.

I'm all right.

There's nothing to worry about.

[screams] Something touched me.

[screaming]

[screaming continues]

[tires screech]

I see you're all hanging out in here.

Cool, cool, cool.

Bam, is everything all right?

I just wanted to...

uh, stretch my wheels.

[grunts] Ahh!

Okay, what's really going on, Bam?

Yeah, there's something up with you.

Come on, you can tell us.

Okay.

I'm... I'm kind of, uh,

afraid of the dark.

[Bibi] What?

That's impossible!

You always fight crime at night.

But there's usually lights on everywhere,

so it's not scary.

Why didn't you say anything before?

I'm supposed to be

your fearless leader.

I can't be scared.

Being scared

doesn't make you a bad leader, Bam.

Yeah, we're all afraid of something.

[chuckles] Except me.

Caterpillars.

Aah! Ew! Where?

Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!

Thanks.

Knowing I'm not the only one

afraid of something

does make me feel better.

We're your friends, Bam.

We'll always be here for you.

That's right.

And we can give you some snazzy new gadgets

to help you manage in the car.

Yeah, Bam.

I can lend you my superbright bulbs

for your high beams.

And my night vision.

You can borrow my Bat-sonar.

It'll tell you where things are,

even in the dark.

And I'll give you my neon lights.

What do they do?

Nothing, but they look cool.

Hold on.

You don't need to give up your gadgets.

I've got plenty of them in my vault.

Come on.

♪ When the streetlights All go out ♪

♪ Imagination starts ♪

♪ Inventing all the monsters ♪

♪ That go lurking In the dark ♪

♪ There's no fear You cannot face ♪

♪ With help From all your friends ♪

♪ But there's no headlight brighter ♪

♪ Than the one That shines within ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ All that darkness Will be gone ♪

♪ When you Turn that heart light on ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

♪ Let your heart Light the way ♪

So, how do you feel?

Better... I guess.

I'm ready.

Go, fearless leader!

Yeah, rev up and peel out!

[Bibi] You got this!

[Batmobile] Whoa, night vision.

[gasps]

High beams!

This new tech is amazing.

I can see everything in the dark.

Huh?

Ah, it's those power plants!

I forgot to eat electricity.

[power plants giggling]

Hey, hey, stop it!

Shoo, shoo! Get away!

No! They drained all the power to my new gadgets.

[power plants hum]

Time to leaf!

Batcomputer, send the Batmobile

to cut Ivy off at the Novick Tunnel.

The Novick Tunnel?

But my new gadgets aren't working.

I'd have to go all that way

in the dark.

Nobody knows these streets as well as you do, Bam.

But how do I know what's out there?

There's nothing there in the dark

that isn't there when the lights are on.

It's the very same city you know so well.

You can do this, Bam.

You're right. Okay. Here I go.

I know these streets.

I know where everything is,

like this pothole!

And this sharp turn.

There's a construction zone here.

♪ Bam, Bam ♪

It is all the same stuff

that's out here when the lights are on.

I don't have to be afraid of the dark.

Here I come, Batman.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

All right.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing] Yeah!

Who would've thought you'd be so acro-bat-tic?

Bats are at their best in the dark.

[grunts]

You may think you're winning, Batman,

but I have an entire army of power plants

back in my greenhouse.

When I unleash them,

Gotham will be in darkness forever!

No. There's always a Batmobile at the end of the tunnel.

What?

That doesn't make any sense.

Didn't you mean to say... Aah!

[tires screech]

Oh.

Looks like your power plants

aren't the only thing that goes...

bump in the night.

[power plants giggling]

[groans] Now you like puns?

They're growing on me.

[grumbles] Stop it!

They just don't sound right coming from you.

Sorry to be a thorn in your side.

[Ivy muttering]

I'm not listening!

Well done, Bam!

You showed the dark who's boss!

You did great!

Our fear-conquering leader!

We're proud of you!

[laughs] Thanks, everyone.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Well, you can relax now, Bam.

The city will be lit up again shortly.

There's no rush.

I'm actually kind of liking it now.

After all,

I am the car of the Dark Knight.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Redbird in German accent] "I am Dr. Spy,

"the greatest evil genius the world has ever known."

"And you are?"

[imitating Agent V-8] "Eight. V-8. Superspy."

"And I've come to bring you to justice."

[in normal voice] Wow. Agent V-8 is super cool.

The night is young and adventure is just around the corner.

- [Bam] Hey, Red. - [gasps]

[Bam] You got a minute?

[Redbird] What's going on?

Well, all the rest of the Batwheels

have gone on solo night patrols now.

And...

[gasps] Is it finally my turn?

[laughs] It sure is.

- You've earned it. - Yes.

Whoo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah!

Awesome.

All by myself.

No backup.

Just me, unafraid and super cool.

Like Agent V-8.

Congrats, Red.

But, listen, your first solo mission can be a lot.

So don't be afraid to ask for help if you get in over your head.

Are you kidding?

This super-cool superspy can handle anything.

Superspy?

Can I go right now, BC?

I suppose so.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

- [Bibi sighs] - He'll be fine.

I know, but he wants to prove himself so badly,

he might not ask for help, even if he needs it.

Agent V-8, the superspy, continues his search

for the world's greatest evil genius.

[gasps]

Who is that?

[man] And one for you...

And what's he doing to that scooter?

[man] And one for you, one for you.

[giggling maniacally]

- [clanging] - [air whooshes]

[man giggles] Yes.

Hey, he can't just leave a mess like that.

[lights beeping]

[engines revving]

[metal squeaking]

V-8 is hot on the trail of the super-evil scooter-knocker-downer.

Unafraid, he puts the pedal to the metal and...

[gasps] That's weird.

[metal clangs]

Where are your riders?

Can you hear me? Hello?

I was just gonna find that guy who knocked you over.

- [engines revving] - [gasps]

[chuckles nervously]

[Redbird screams]

Hey, stop chasing me.

I'm on your side.

[Redbird screams]

[crashes]

[scooter squeaking]

[scooter honking]

Aw, man.

A real superspy wouldn't have gotten chased off

by a bunch of scooters.

That was so embarrassing.

Agent V-8 wouldn't have gotten

scared and run away.

He would've, he would've...

[dings]

...had spy gadgets.

That's what I need,

spy gadgets.

[MOE] Someone is stealing scooters?

Maybe you should tell the others.

But it's just a scooter thief.

And a superspy wouldn't need help

to catch a scooter thief.

I can do this, MOE.

I just have to be more like Agent V-8.

Cool and confident

with spy gadgets.

Oh! We're playing spies.

I see your point, V-8.

I think I have exactly the type of spy gadgets you might need, old chap.

Awesome.

[gadget hums]

It's a Holo-disguise.

This will make you look like an ordinary taxicab.

[Redbird] Cool.

I'm just warming up, V-8.

Okay, try the next gadget.

[MOE sputtering]

And now, turn on your headlights.

It's a secret tracking spray.

I call it, Secret Tracking Spray.

Spray it on any vehicle and it'll leave a trail you can follow.

Extra cool.

And a smoke screen to cover your escapes.

[coughing] Ooh.

Extra, extra cool.

These are just what I needed.

Thanks, MOE.

Do try to bring them back in one piece, V-8.

[Bibi] You sure everything is okay?

I heard something about a scooter thief.

That sounds dangerous.

I'm fine, Bibi.

I don't need help.

But if you did, it would be okay to ask.

I can handle it.

[Bibi sighs]

[Redbird] Applying Secret Tracking Spray.

Agent V-8 in disguise

and now loaded with spy gadgets,

lays in wait for the evil scooter thief to reappear.

Ah-ha!

[scooter thief chuckling]

Yes.

[Redbird] Once again, V-8, using his fancy gadgetry,

outthinks the bad guy.

Now, it's just a matter of tracking him to his lair and taking him down.

Spit spot, another baddie brought to justice.

[gasps]

[gasps] How many scooters did this bad guy steal?

There must be something bigger going on.

This can't be good.

Maybe I should ask Bibi for...

No. I can handle this on my own

just like a superspy would.

[man] Let's see, hmm...

Monocle, check.

Evil cat...

check.

[crowd sighs]

It's The Joker again.

[The Joker] Bah, I'm not The Joker today.

Today, I'm Dr. Joke,

the evil superspy villain.

Cue theme music.

- [funky music playing] - Okay, what's next?

Hmm, evil speech. Right.

I'm gonna solve

one of mankind's greatest problems.

Too many people in lines.

Tonight, I intend to cut in line

as no one has ever cut before.

By getting rid of everyone else.

[giggling maniacally, farts]

Clear the park, boys.

Super villains. Always spoiling a perfectly good day.

- Last time, it was Mr. Freeze making it snow at the beach. - [scooters honking]

Oh, dear, I was really looking forward to that rollercoaster.

- Oh, what a shame. - [scooters honking]

The Joker?

Oh, no. And he's got a whole army of those scooters.

I... I can't do this alone.

I've got to get help.

I've got to...

Hey, hey, stop that.

Give me some room.

[scooters honking]

[cheering] It worked.

[cheering] The park is all mine.

All mine and no lines!

Whoo-hoo! [laughing]

[laughing maniacally]

I've got a license to joke.

[cackling]

[Redbird] I should've listened.

I should have asked for help.

I'm sorry, Bibi. You were right.

- [Bibi] Say that again. - [gasps] What?

[Bibi] The part about me being right.

Say that again.

[gasps] Bibi?

Bibi? [gasps]

Is that you?

[giggles] MOE gave me a Holo-disguise.

It is you.

But, how did you find me?

Bat Tracking Spray.

You're not the only one with gadgets, you know.

I'm so sorry.

I should have listened to you.

Just because we call it a solo mission,

that doesn't mean you can't ask for help if you need it.

Boy, did I learn that the hard way.

So, what do we do now?

I think we should teach these pushy scooters some manners.

I mean, as long as you don't mind a little help.

Actually, I think I could really use a little backup.

Happy to help.

Bat-ball special!

[Bibi cheering]

Ha!

- [tires screeching] - [clanging]

[scooters honking]

[Bibi grunting]

[Redbird grunts]

[Redbird grunts]

[The Joker cheering]

[laughing maniacally]

Whoo, best evil plan ever.

What?

What happened to my scooters?

[scooter horn sputters]

My army!

[groans]

- Oh. - [toy squeaks]

License to joke revoked.

[sirens approaching]

Wait, I've got it.

- [engine revving] - Whoo!

[nervously] Whoa.

No!

Whoo-hoo! [laughs maniacally]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Yay, whoo-hoo! Let's go.

- [girl] Bye-bye. Joker. - [man] Let's go.

[woman] Amusement Mile, here we come.

Thanks for coming to help me, Bibi.

[chuckles] Oh, Red.

Don't you know? I'll always look out for you.

And I'll always look out for you, too.

[Bibi] I'm counting on it.

[Redbird] So, I guess I should head home?

[Bibi] It's still your solo patrol,

- Agent V-8. - [laughs]

What do you think?

I think...

[mimicking Agent V-8's] The night is young,

and adventure is just around the corner.

[both laugh]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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