Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bibi reading]

That's odd. I wonder why the stadium is all lit up.

The Gotham Knights don't have a game today.

Better go take a look.

Whoa! Looks like some sort of contest,

but who's competing?

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[laughing] Whoo!

[laughing]

[tires screeching]

Ha! Made ya' flinch!

Very funny, Jestah. What's going on here?

I was just practicing for the big night!

The Legion of Zoom is having a Zoom-athlon!

It's a contest to see who's the Number One Champion Zoomer!

Though I don't know why we're bothering.

It's clearly me! Watch this!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

[thuds]

Oh, no! Jestah! Are you all right?

I don't know. Maybe.

Don't worry, I gotcha!

[both straining]

Oh, no! Ugh!

What? What is it? Are you okay?

No! I am not okay!

I think it's my back wheel.

And the Zoomer contest is in a few hours!

Let me look.

Ooh. Yeah. That's not good.

I think one of the doohickeys that connects your wheel

to your whatchamacallit is broken.

Doohickey? Whatchamacallit? Don't you know what to call it?

No, I don't. But you know who would?

A mechanic.

When you're damaged, it's time to see a mechanic.

Like MOE!

No. No MOE!

I just need to move around a bit and stretch it out.

I'm okay.

[exclaims] Ugh! This can't be happening.

I just have to be able to compete in the contest.

Okay. Let's see what we can do.

Really? Why would you help me?

You're a Batwheel. I'm a Zoomer.

We're not exactly on the same team.

Right now that doesn't matter.

You're hurt, and helping is what I do.

Okay, I taped your wheel up with Bat-tape.

Is it strong? Like, Batman strong?

Yes, but I still think you should see MOE.

When you're hurt or not feeling well, it's important-

To see a mechanic to make you feel better.

I know. I know.

I've never used Bat-tape on wheels before.

So start off slow! I'm not sure what'll happen.

I think it's working. It's working!

Hey, hey. Not so fast. Slow down.

[laughs] I don't know the meaning of the word slow!

It's the opposite of fast!

I can't hear you! [laughs]

I'm gonna win!

[clanging]

Whoa, whoa!

- [clattering] - No! No, no, no!

- Ugh! [groans] - [thuds]

Ugh. And they didn't even have any relish!

Oh, Jestah, why won't you go see MOE?

He's the best mechanic.

He'll fix you and make you feel better

and get you back in time for the contest!

[sighs] I'm scared, okay?

I'm afraid to go to the mechanic.

There. I said it.

Oh, well, it's okay to be scared.

But what if I promise to go with you?

We can be brave together.

I... I guess. Maybe.

Well, you can't win any contest like this.

Unless it's a hotdog wearing contest.

[sighs] Very funny.

You'll really be there with me the whole time?

The whole time. Promise.

Okay. Let's do this.

[wheel squeaking]

Ahhh! It's Jestah! I surrender!

It's okay, MOE. She's been damaged and needs help.

Oh. Well in that case...

- Just tell me where it hurts. - [metal clinks]

[chuckles]

Oh...

Whoa, whoa. It's okay, Jestah. MOE will fix you up in no time.

Oh, thanks, but, um...

Uh, so I just remembered

I have an appointment way across Gotham

and with all the traffic right now,

I'd better get going and...

- [thuds] - Ow!

Hold on. You're not going to get far on that bad wheel.

Jestah's just a little

nervous about seeing a mechanic.

But MOE's the best!

I remember one time

I had a really bad short circuit

and my door wouldn't open.

Batman had to pry it open

with a Batarang to get in.

Who fixed me? MOE!

Oh, it was nothing, really.

I've gone to see MOE so many times,

I can't even count.

And every time he takes care of me,

I always feel so much better!

[sighs] I guess. Okay. But can Bibi come with me?

Of course! Come on, we'll have you back on your wheels in no time.

[breathing deeply]

[whimpers]

MOE is the best mechanic.

And like I said, I'm going to stick with you the whole time.

The whole time? How much is the whole time?

Is it a long time? A short time?

Forever time?

Not to worry, Jestah.

I'll have you feeling better in no time!

Okay. No time. I like no time.

Hmm. Oh!

Hmm? Oh?

What does that mean in regular talk?

I don't speak "mechanic."

It means your drive shaft is broken and needs fixing.

Fixing? Fixing how?

What are you going to do?

Will it hurt?

[MOE] I don't know, you tell me. I'm already done!

Done? Done? You mean, I'm... I'm fixed?

- You're fixed. - I'm fixed!

- You're fixed. - Yeah!

So, how'd it go?

It was amazing! And it didn't hurt a bit.

And now I'm totally ready to crush the Zoomers' tournament.

[laughs] I'm ready!

[laughs] I guess you are ready.

Just go easy on that wheel.

Now, if you have any more trouble,

just take two of these and call me in the morning.

Will do. See ya!

Hey! Isn't there anything else you want to say?

[gasps] Yes! MOE.

Thank you. Thank you so so much.

I'm glad I came to see you. You're a great mechanic.

Aw. Go on.

Yeah, thank you too, Bibi, I guess...

Excuse me? I didn't quite get that.

Argh! Thank you too, Bibi.

You were right. Mechanics are here to help.

And I appreciate you too. A lot.

My pleasure. Now you better get out of here. Champ.

[upbeat music playing]

- [engine roaring] - Whoo!

Yeah!

[Crash] And it's a big night here in Gotham Stadium

as the Zoom-athlon gets underway!

So, by the power vested in me by, well, me...

- Prepare to Zoom! - [crowd cheering]

Fastest time through the course wins!

Our first competitor is Quizz! And go!

- Yeah! - [engine whirring]

[gasps]

Ooh, and he's gone. Next up is Prank.

[crowd cheering]

A little joke can go a long way!

[laughs]

[exclaims]

Ahhh! No!

- [air squeaking] - [crowd gasping]

Ready, set, Snowy!

- [crowd cheering] - [Snowy] Let's go.

[engine roaring]

[metal clattering]

[engine roars]

Snowy's up...

- [gasps] - [crashes]

[groaning]

[Crash] Ooh. And he's down.

But you're up, Duck!

Ha! Make way for the winning Duck of all Ducks!

Bow down before me.

- [engine roaring] - [crowd cheering]

[exclaiming]

Whoa!

[gasps, quacks]

[crowd gasping]

[Crash] Oh! Sorry, Ducky,

- guess you shouldn't have been talking quack. - [crowd laughs]

[gasps]

Did you see that?

Nobody is even making it through the course.

What if my wheel goes bad again?

Your wheel is all better now, Jestah.

You got this.

[sighs] I hope so.

[tires screech]

[Crash] Jestah, you are our final contestant,

and you're up.

Okay, new wheel, let's do this.

[wheel squeaking]

[dramatic music playing]

- [exclaims] - [crowd cheering]

[wheel squeaking]

[grunts]

[exclaims]

You know you can, Jestah!

[grunts]

[wheel squeaking]

[engine revs]

[wheel squeaking]

[exclaims]

Whoo! Yeah!

[triumphant music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Ha! Made ya' flinch!

Hey. I think we clearly have our Zoom-athlon Champion!

[quacking]

Thank you. I am well deserving of this honor.

[others together] It's not you!

Jestah, congratulations.

You are the only Zoomer to finish the course!

Oh, wow. I'm kinda speechless,

which as you know is really hard for me!

[all laughing]

Ahhh!

Hey, Prank, you okay?

Oh, I must've banged my bumper

when I was bouncing on my run.

It doesn't hurt. Much.

Let me take a look.

Uh-uh. Don't even need to look.

I'm good. Nothing to see here.

Maybe you should let a mechanic look at it.

What? No way.

I used to be scared, but it's okay, really.

I know a guy.

[engine revving]

[triumphant music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Okay, boy! Fetch!

[barks]

I'm okay!

[whimpers]

Maybe the Batcave isn't the best place for fetch.

Wait. I know the perfect place.

Whoo-hoo! Look at this.

There's so much more room here.

- [barks] - Ready, Ace?

Here comes a Buff special. Winch style.

Ooh, how 'bout a Bat-slicer.

Wow, Ace, you can catch anything.

Oh yeah? Try this.

Go long!

[exclaiming]

[barking, panting]

- Whoa! Bat-tastic throw, Buff. - Thanks.

[barking]

- What's wrong? - [barks]

I think he wants us to follow him.

[suspenseful music playing]

I wonder who's fixing their car so late.

I don't think they're fixing it.

I think someone's trying to steal the engine.

Oh, you're right!

We gotta stop 'em.

[tires screeching]

[gasps] Poison Ivy?

[sinister music playing]

Ah, the Bat and his wheels.

You're always showing up with some Bat-vehicles to chase me down.

[laughs]

Well, not anymore!

I'm making my own car.

It'll be bigger and better than yours.

And you'll never catch me!

[cackles]

- [Ace growls] - Ahhh!

- [Ace snarls] - Bad doggie!

- Luckily, I brought some help. - [barks]

[giggles] Show yourselves, my Flower Buds!

[Poison Ivy laughs]

Get 'em, buds!

Hey! That's my stolen engine!

Ooh! Not only did I get the engine I was looking for,

but I gained a bonus Bat-winch! [giggles excitedly]

Thanks, Batman. I owe you one.

Ha! Just kidding. [laughing maniacally]

- Are you okay? - I think so.

Come on, we've gotta stop Poison Ivy

before she builds that car.

Bam, wait!

I can't take on a supervillain without my winch.

I just need MOE to replace it.

[sighs] We don't have time, Buff.

She's getting away!

You'll just have to improvise.

Impro-what?

- Improvise. - [Ace barks]

It's when you use whatever you have around you.

You mean I just need to find something around here to replace my winch?

[barks]

Sorry, buddy. We can't play fetch right now.

We're trying to im-provise.

I think that's what Ace is doing. Look!

The branch kinda looks like your winch.

Hey, what do you know? It does!

I'm not sure it'll work, though.

Well, only one way to find out.

[mechanical whirring]

Hey, that's not half bad.

Now let's go get Poison Ivy.

[barking]

Uh, which way did she go again?

[sniffing]

[Batmobile] Nice one, Ace!

You didn't even need Bat-Tech to find her tracks.

[barking]

There she is.

What's she up to now?

- [barking] - Aw. Missed me already?

You know I love our little catch-ups,

but you're starting to become a pain in the petunias!

- [engine roaring] - Huh? [exclaims]

[exclaims]

Hey, watch the leaves!

Ugh! See, my Flower Buds? This is why I need my own car!

[barks]

[Flower Buds exclaiming]

[barks]

[giggles]

Whoa! [screaming]

[thuds]

Whoa. I look a little green. Even for me.

Now you see me...

- [Flower Bud giggles] - Now you don't!

[laughs]

Ah! My lights! I can't see!

Buff, what happened?

My headlights got covered with sticky flowers.

They won't come off!

I'm kind of freaking out, Bam.

How can I stop Poison Ivy if I can't see in the dark?

We'll figure something out. You'll just have to-

Improvise. I know. But...

- [sighing] How? - [whimpering]

Hey! Those lights could work instead of my headlights.

Great idea, Ace!

Now this is improvising.

Looks good.

[barks]

Now let's go find Ivy.

[dramatic music playing]

- [tires screeching] - See you in my rear view, Bats!

[laughs] 'Cause I have a car now!

[laughing evilly]

[tires screeching]

[gasps] You see that, my darlings?

It's the garden digger of my dreams! I must have it.

- [engine roaring] - [cackles]

My special snoozy pollen is making you very sleepy.

[yawning]

Ooh, nighty-night, Batty-bats.

Oh! A girl could really put flower petal to the metal

with tires like these.

[whimsical music playing]

[shakily] Uh, what...

Oh, just five more minutes, BC. I don't wanna wake up.

Buff, wake up, it's Bam. Is everyone okay?

[grunts] I think so.

[gasps] But your wheels!

[gasps] Don't look at me!

How can I be a monster truck with tiny tires?

You thought you couldn't do anything when you lost your winch,

or when your lights got covered,

but you found things around you to make it work.

I know but I-

This isn't any different, Buff.

You just have to improvise.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ When you don't have What you need ♪

♪ Make do with What you've got ♪

♪ 'Cause that's a lot ♪

♪ When you improvise ♪

♪ When things don't work Like you planned ♪

♪ Help is on the way ♪

♪ To save the day ♪

♪ When you improvise ♪

♪ Imaginations like a friend ♪

♪ That you can call on Now and then ♪

♪ When circumstances Change your day ♪

♪ Just improvise a way ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Improvise ♪

- [Poison Ivy] Introducing... - [engine roars]

The SU-IVY. [giggles]

It has everything I need.

A powerful engine with big old Bat-truck tires,

and the perfect finishing touch. [giggles]

Ta-da! A digging claw!

- [engine roaring] - [gasps] How?

Hmm. Sweet new tires, dude!

But let's see if you can keep up with my SU-IVY.

- [engine roaring] - [tires screeching]

[engine revs]

[Buff grunts] Hey!

[giggles] That's what I thought.

- [engine revving] - Whoo-hoo!

- [Poison Ivy gasps] - [tires screeching]

[giggles]

[exclaims, screams]

[exclaims] Oh, daffodils!

[barks]

- [barks] - Ugh. Well, at least I look festive!

[engine roaring]

Oh, you haven't seen the last of me!

I'll build an even bigger and better SU-IVY.

With seat warmers. And fancy stereo system.

Even a smoothie machine! Argh!

Okay, I returned all the stolen car parts and the giant donuts.

Anyone up for another game of fetch?

Sure, but we don't have the ball anymore.

- [barks] - Guess we'll just have to...

[both] Improvise!

[barking]

[triumphant music playing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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