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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] Wheels just wanna have fun.

[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

[tires screech] Yeah!

Oh, oh, great! Buff, stay right there!

You're just who I need!

I am? Okay.

I want to try to jump over you backwards

with my eyes closed.

But you know BC's rules

about no dangerous trick jumps, right?

Uh, I don't think this is a good idea.

Right.

But, what if I'm out with Batgirl

and we're driving down an alley,

and we see The Joker behind us,

and then some garbage bags fly out from the trash

and completely cover my eyes

so I can't see anything

and so I have to jump over the Joker van

while going backwards

or else there will be a horrible crash!

Don't I need to practice that?

I guess?

Let's go!

Here I come!

Whoa! Whoa!

[grunts]

[groans]

Is this where I get to say I told you so?

- No. - Bibi, report for duty.

Harley Quinn is at it again.

You're heading out with Batgirl right away.

[Bibi accelerating]

[Harley laughing]

And the gold medal for swiping goes to...

[imitates fanfare] ...me!

[laughing]

Stealing championship medals is so much easier

than winning 'em.

You don't have to do all that running and sweating.

Ugh! [laughs]

[Batgirl] Here we go!

Came from the Batcave to downtown in 6.3 minutes?

[chuckles] I'm on fire!

Well, here comes the fire department.

[laughing]

[sputters]

Not funny, Jestah.

I am so bored of waiting for Harley.

You know, the park is really close by.

Wanna go have some fun?

Yeah, no. I'm a little busy here.

[scoffs] Doing what?

Waiting for your babysitter?

[exasperated exhale]

Oh, come on.

Have some fun. You know you wanna.

Let's play!

Puh-lay! Puh-strami!

Puh-lease!

[laughs]

Okay, then, Miss 6.3 minutes.

I'm sure I can totally beat you to the park.

I'll even give you a head start.

On "Go," okay?

Three, two...

one... [tires screech]

[laughs]

Wait. You never said "Go."

Oh, come on.

You're not mad about that teensy-weensy head start, are ya?

[Bibi] No.

Well, yes. [gasps]

But look, the park is closed.

You can't go in after dark.

That's the rule.

Rule schmule! [grunts]

Oh, look, now the park is open.

Jestah!

And the gold medal for the 400-meter rooftop dash

goes to...

You know who! [laughs]

- Stealing a medal from a champion athlete... - Huh?

doesn't make you a winner, Harley.

It just makes you a thief.

Oh, Bratgirl. Do you have to ruin all my fun?

You get the gold for being the biggest party pooper!

And here's your party.

[Batgirl] What?

[laughs] Look at you! [laughs]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[Jestah] Fun, fun, fun!

Fun, fun, fun! You need fun!

Oh, that does look like fun.

But I already broke one rule today,

and that didn't go really well.

[Jestah] Bibi!

You need to get in on this!

So much fun!

[sighs] Well, a minute or two couldn't hurt,

right?

[both shouting in joy]

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

- [Jestah] Whoo! Yeah! - [Bibi] Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - [Bibi] Yeah! All right!

- [Jestah laughing] - Let's go!

[both shouting in joy]

[both laughing]

[Batcomputer] Bibi, Harley Quinn got away,

and Batgirl needs a pick up.

[gasps] I knew I shouldn't have left.

[scoffs] Can't Batgirl walk?

Sorry, Batgirl needs me.

- Doesn't Harley need you? - Probably.

But I'm having too good a time to stop now.

- [sighs softly] - You should be more like me, Bibi.

I always have fun.

BC, send me everything you have

on champion athletes living in Gotham.

Harley Quinn got away,

but I don't think she's done stealing medals.

Uploading files now, Batgirl.

Thanks. I'm going to get some sleep.

It's time for all of you to get some sleep, too.

Please go to your rooms and recharge

so you'll be rested and ready to save Gotham again tomorrow.

[yawns]

[squeaks]

[Batmobile gasps]

Hey, Bam, am I fun?

[chuckling] Of course.

Why are you asking?

Well, Jestah said I'm not fun because I follow the rules.

You know, you can have fun and follow the rules.

Really?

Recharging at the end of the night is a rule,

but it's not really fun.

Rules are made to keep us safe and healthy, Bibi.

You'll feel better after a full recharge.

[sighs] I don't want to power down.

Why do I have to if I don't want to?

And what would be so wrong if I just stayed up a little?

Nothing! I'm just going to do it.

It's Bibi time.

Yeah!

All right!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! [grunts]

[digital beeps, yawns]

[chuckles]

[giggles]

[tires screeching]

[digital beeps, groans]

That was awesome!

I love playing by my own rules.

[Bibi accelerating]

And look, nothing went wrong.

I'm still safe.

I'm a little tired, but safe.

[wearily] I think I'll power down now,

just for a minute.

- [digital beeping] - [gasps]

Alert!

Harley Quinn has been spotted

attempting to steal the world championship swimming medal.

Bibi, get ready to head out.

Okay. I got this.

Oops! [yawns] Wrong way.

[grunts]

[Bibi accelerating]

[Bibi powering down]

[Batgirl gasps]

- On your right! - [Batgirl gasps]

[chirring]

[sighs]

BC, I think MOE forgot to charge my bike.

We are totally stopped.

Can you get her home and figure it out?

I'm headed off on foot.

[Batcomputer] Will do, Batgirl. Stay safe.

I can't understand why you didn't charge.

I'm completely confounded.

I'm positively perplexed!

I'm both befuddled and C-fuddled.

[Bibi powering up]

[gasps]

[groans]

Ah, don't worry, Bibi.

MOE will figure out why you didn't recharge.

I'm sure it's nothing.

It's not nothing. It's very something.

I didn't recharge because I wanted to have fun.

I stayed up and played.

I broke a big rule and it was a mistake.

Everyone makes mistakes.

You just need to think of rules a little differently.

Well, I sure know that now.

Rules are there to keep us safe,

so we can have fun.

- Yep. - I'm so relieved!

That I learned my lesson?

No!

That none of this was my fault!

Now, go out there and fight some crime.

[digital beeping]

[Bibi laughs]

Thanks, everyone. Stand clear.

Now that I'm fully charged,

I'm gonna try to beat my 6.3-minute record.

[accelerating]

[Bibi] Oh, yeah! [tires screech]

[Jestah] Whoo-hoo, too!

You're back!

And just in time

for the mama of all super-fun dares!

See that drawbridge opening over there?

Bet you we can make that jump!

Sorry, Jestah. I'm done breaking the rules.

It's just not safe.

[sighs] Well, you were fun while you lasted.

[laughing]

I'm not jumping,

and, Jestah, you shouldn't either.

Rules are made for a reason. [grunts]

Rules are made to be broken!

[laughing]

[gasps]

Jestah, don't!

Whoo! Yeah!

Really?

[sputters, coughs]

[chuckles] Are... Are you okay, Jestah?

Fine.

Considering I just fell into a river.

- [laughs] - [Harley] Where's my ride?

I left it right here!

I remember where I parked it this time and everything!

- [Batgirl grunts] - Huh?

Yes! My bike's back in business!

Deploying Batrope!

I don't think so.

[laughing]

[groans]

Anyone else have an urge for sushi?

Ugh!

I don't think diving is your best event, Harley.

It was a nice entry, but a little too much splash.

Okay, I admit it.

Breaking that rule was not fun.

From now on, there's only one rule

I'm gonna break.

[giggling] No fishing.

Very funny.

[Bibi giggling]

[grunts]

[cackles]

At last! My ultimate prize.

The oldest, most valuable riddle ever written.

The Amusetta Stone is mine!

This is going to look just fabulous in my lair.

I've got the perfect question-mark-shaped accent candles.

Ooh! I can't wait.

[Batman] Put it back, Riddler.

Gah! Afraid not, Batman.

You know how they say crime doesn't pay?

Well, in this case, it does.

[alarm blaring]

Hmm.

A lot!

Forecast says, "Cloudy with a chance of falling treasures".

[Riddler laughing]

[laughing]

- [engine roaring] - [gasps]

[Riddler] Huh?

[Batman] Hmm.

Oh, no.

[Riddler] Whoa!

[Batman grunts]

Don't act so puzzled, Batman.

Or you'll never catch me.

I've got the stone. You lose, Riddler.

[tires screech]

Batman, excellent work, stopping the Riddler.

And what an incredible move by your tough Bat-Truck!

It's true. My Bat-Truck is pretty tough.

This just in.

Batman has just saved the priceless Amusetta Stone.

[Batman grunts]

This just in.

Batman has just destroyed the priceless Amusetta Stone.

No. This is just a cheap copy.

The Riddler must have swapped it out for the real stone.

Which means the Riddler is still out there with the Amusetta Stone.

[Batman sighs]

I knew it was too easy.

[tires screech]

Batcomputer, scan the city for any sign of the Riddler.

[Batcomputer] Scanning camera network.

[Batman] MOE.

Ooh, do you have a present for me?

You always know what a bot wants.

But really, boss, what is this stuff?

It's the Riddler's fake stone. Just get rid of it.

Consider it rid.

[Batman] Let me know when you find anything.

[Batcomputer] Acknowledged, Batman.

That was a pretty sweet move to stop the Riddler, Buff.

What an epic takedown!

Yeah, I was all like, "Boom".

And then Riddler was all like, "Woah!"

[laughs]

Yeah! Let's hear it for...

Oh, wait. What did they call you?

Oh, yeah. Tough Bat-Truck.

Hey, that's a great nickname.

"Tough Buff."

[Bibi] Cool!

[laughs] I like that.

[gasps] Oh, that works.

[all cheering]

[Batwing] Tough Buff!

[sighs wearily]

Tough Buff?

- [MOE] To the bat trash. - [Buff gasps]

Hey, hold on, MOE.

Can I take a look at those?

Oh, sure.

You never know with the Riddler.

He's always full of tricks.

I just wanna take a closer look.

Hey, Tough Buff. Can I get some Tough Buff help, please?

Oh, um, yeah, sure thing, Bibi.

I can't reach my jump rope.

Think you could help?

Oh, of course.

[engine revs]

Thanks, Tough Buff.

[Buff sighs]

I really wish they'd stop calling me that.

[MOE and Batwing] Eight... nine... ten...

11... 12... 13!

[Redbird] A new record!

[Bam screaming]

[Bam grunts]

Watch out! That Sim-vi's out of control!

[Batwing] Someone stop it!

Way to go!

Let's hear it for our hero!

[all chanting] Tough Buff! Tough Buff! Tough Buff!

[Bam gasps]

Hey, Buff, wait up.

[beeping]

Did you locate the Riddler?

Yes. I see him at the edge of the woods outside Gotham.

Stand by.

I have also located the Riddler at the Amusement Mile.

That's impossible.

I'm seeing the Riddler in nine... No.

Ten places all around Gotham.

The Riddler must be copying himself somehow.

No way to know which one is real.

I'll have to go check them out one by one.

Which vehicle will you take?

Uh, how about my tough Bat-Truck?

Where is it?

It appears the Bat-Truck is experiencing some technical difficulties.

Hmm. Okay. Have MOE check it out.

I'll take the Batwing.

Hey, what's wrong, Buff?

[Buff] Nothing. Just please go away.

Wait. Sorry, Bam. I don't mean to be cranky.

What is it, Buff? What's got you so upset?

I... I don't like being called "Tough Buff".

[all] You don't?

But it's true! You are the toughest Batwheel.

And it comes in handy all the time.

I know! But, I'm so much more than just being tough.

It bothers me when that's all everyone talks about.

Buff, I'm sorry.

I had no idea this bothered you so much.

Yeah, we definitely won't call you that anymore.

- Promise. - It's okay.

I should have said something sooner.

I was hoping that if I just ignored it, you'd stop saying it.

But now even Batman's calling me "Tough Buff".

Well, you're right.

There's so much more to you than that.

You're always the first one

to cheer us up whenever we're upset.

Yeah. You're also the one

who knows everyone's favorite song.

And. you know the streets better than any of us.

Yeah, I guess I do.

[Bam] Consider that nickname forgotten.

Batman, took you long enough.

It's over, Riddler. Where's the stone?

[gasps]

- Hologram? - Ah, ah, ah.

It looks like you guessed wrong.

[Riddler] Don't act so puzzled, Batman.

Or you'll never catch me.

Puzz... puzz... puzzled Batman.

Wait a second. That sounds familiar.

Puzz... Puzz...

Batcomputer, playback Riddler's escape from the museum.

[Riddler] Don't act so puzzled, Batman. Or you'll never catch me.

He keeps using the word "puzzled." There must be a clue.

What puzzle is he talking about?

Any ideas, Batwheels?

Well, you play with puzzles by putting the pieces together.

So it must be something that's in pieces.

What do you think, Buff?

Hmm. I wonder if...

Batcomputer, I figured it out.

The puzzle must be the pieces of...

- the fake stone! - The fake stone!

Have MOE put the pieces back together.

Maybe it'll show us where the real Riddler is.

Right away, Batman.

[Bibi] Wow! Way to go.

You're as smart as Batman!

Great thinking.

Totally! You need a new nickname.

How about, "Big Brain Buff"?

Well, uh... [laughs] Yeah, just Buff is good.

Okay. Move that one over here.

Uh, that one's a corner piece.

Oh, wait! That's upside down.

Almost there.

And, done!

It's a map of Gotham.

It must lead where the real Riddler's hiding.

[gasps] There!

He's hiding at the Gotham Point Pier.

Excellent work, Buff. Batman, we solved the puzzle.

The Riddler is hiding at the Gotham Point Pier.

And I'm happy to report the Bat-Truck is ready for action.

Perfect. Send the truck to meet me at the pier.

I have a plan.

[Riddler] Mm. Batman should be here by now.

Maybe one of my riddles finally fooled him.

That's it.

I finally achieved my ultimate goal to make a fool out of Batman.

[laughs cunningly]

Guess you're staying with me.

You'll love my lair.

So much better than that stuffy museum.

- Huh? - [engine revving]

[Riddler] It's that tough Bat-Truck again.

[gasps] Out of my way, Bats! Huh?

Ah, ah, ah.

Looks like you guessed wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Wha... No fair, playing my own tricks on me.

Ah, ah, ah. Going somewhere?

[Riddler] Huh?

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Oh, no. [screams]

Bleagh!

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

[Riddler grunts]

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

It's just a hologram.

I can go right through... Ow!

I don't think so.

Riddle me... this.

[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.

Guess there's more to that thing than just being tough.

Yep, that's my truck.

[triumphant music playing]

[sirens wailing]

This just in. Batman has an amazing truck!

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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