Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batwing] "When You're a Jet."

Whoo!

[Batmobile struggles]

[Batwing] Whoo! Ha-ha!

Ooh, that was nice!

[giggles] Did you see that?

You try it, Bam.

I don't think I can do that.

- Whoa! - [Batwing gasps]

Come on.

You promised you'd fly with me.

I know, but I'm not a plane.

I can't do fancy flying like you.

These wings are just for emergencies.

[sighs] You're right.

It's just that

sometimes I wish I had another plane to fly with.

You know, someone to dive and do stunts with and-

Batwing, Batman needs you.

The Riddler has stolen a valuable shipment of gold

and is getting away in his copter.

Be right there, BC.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

[Riddler] Riddle me this, Batman.

Why did the superhero crash his plane?

[Batman grumbles]

Because he had some bad altitude!

[laughs]

Visibility is at zero.

Can't see a thing.

[Riddler laughing]

No choice.

Gonna have to eject-

What?

Green Arrow.

Oh, dear! Looks like you've got some unruly passengers, Batman.

What are you doing here?

Saving your Bat-behind.

I had the situation under control.

Oh, sure you did.

I've got this.

[gasps]

Riddle me this-

Nah, let's not.

I've got a riddle for you instead.

How did the villain escape two crime fighters?

I... I don't...

Trick question.

He didn't.

Wait! No one out-riddles the Riddler!

[beeping]

And nobody messes with my plane.

[Riddler] Aah!

You're grounded, Riddler.

All right, all right.

You got me, all right. I'll come along.

[grunts]

MOE, Green Arrow's plane needs fixing.

Ooh, until then, I'll just pop up to the old manor

and put my feet up for awhile.

[grumbles] Make it quick.

You got it, boss.

I'll have her in ship shape in no time.

Now, where did I put my wrench?

I like what you've done with the place.

Could use a little more natural light,

and a few throw pillows wouldn't hurt.

Maybe paisley? [gasps] Or chintz?

Don't make me regret inviting you.

This plane's a beaut.

[gasps]

Flying with another plane was amazing!

And now it's here in the Batcave!

Oh, if only...

[gasps]

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

You're fixed.

- [gasps] - I know what you're thinking, Batwing.

You want to bring the Arrowplane to life

with a Batmotherboard.

Yes! I've always wanted a jet friend,

and here she is.

Are you sure, Wing?

You have a whole Batcave full of friends.

I know,

but none of them can fly like me.

It would just be so special if...

I'm sure.

[gasps]

Shimmering rainbows...

I'm alive!

[Batwing] Wait! Where are you going?

[Batwing gasps]

Wow!

You're such an awesome flyer.

Like, me awesome.

Hey, can you do this?

Let me try.

Yes! I knew you could do it!

How about some aerial ballet?

[gasps]

No-sparkling-sunshine-way!

You like to dance too?

Whoo! [laughs]

Whoo!

Best moves...

[both] ...ever!

Wing bump?

I'm Batwing, by the way.

I'm the Arrowplane.

But, well, I never really liked that name.

Hmm, how about I just call you...

[gasps] Goldie?

Oh, I like it!

It's all warm and sunshiny.

Like me!

Wanna fly with me some more, Goldie?

Does a unicorn have a horn?

Yes!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Just you and me We're like no one else ♪

♪ When I'm with you I can be myself ♪

♪ So let's fly together Way up high! ♪

♪ Above the weather We'll paint the sky ♪

♪ See the world below us From up above ♪

♪ There's no one else in Gotham Who can join this club ♪

♪ We're the jet set Jet set ♪

♪ Together We're the Jet Set, oh ♪

♪ We're the jet set Jet set ♪

♪ Together We're the Jet Set, oh ♪

[Batwing] Best day ever!

[Goldie] Wing bump!

BC told us about your new friend.

Everyone, this is Goldie.

Goldie, these are the Batwheels.

Bibi,

Bam,

Redbird...

Another jet, cool!

- [Batwing] ...and Buff. - Hi, Goldie.

Hey! You've always wanted a jet friend!

Best jet friend.

Isn't she the awesomest?

Yeah, we're like two peas in a beautiful, sunshiny pod.

I'm really sorry to have to say this,

but, Batwing,

it's time to say goodbye to Goldie.

Now that she's repaired,

she and Green Arrow are leaving.

- Wait. - [both] What?

Aw, we just met her.

I don't want you to leave yet.

I don't want to go.

Just the thought of it is stressing me out.

And stress is the opposite of shiny rainbows.

It's like black jelly beans for the soul.

Oh! Totally!

Batman and Green Arrow are on their way down.

[both gasp]

If Green Arrow can't find her, she won't have to go.

Please can you help hide Goldie?

[Goldie] You'd be helping best jet friends stay together.

Of course. What do you need?

We just need a place to hide her.

Ooh, I love hide-and-go seek!

[elevator music playing]

[Batwing sighs]

Um, no.

[elevator music continues]

Man, this elevator ride is long.

[Batman grumbles]

Maybe Green Arrow won't notice?

They're almost here!

No! It's too soon!

You're leaving and I'll never see you again!

No! Black jelly beans!

You know, saying goodbye doesn't have to mean forever.

Of course it does! It...

Wait, it doesn't?

[chuckles]

Of course it doesn't.

You and Goldie can visit each other.

That's true.

I could come back and visit you here at the Batcave.

And I can come see you at your place.

Arrow Alley or Green Grove,

or where... Wherever it is you live.

[Goldie laughs] Wing bump?

[Batwing] Whoo! [laughs]

Whoo! I can't wait for our next day of fun.

See you soon, best jet friend.

- Real soon. - [sniffles]

[sighs] I love a happy ending.

[dings]

[Green Arrow] It's really simple.

Instead of this complicated elevator,

you just have a couple poles.

They come down from the study upstairs,

you ride down... Boom!

Batcave!

Hmm, it'll never work.

Well, so long.

Oh, and you're welcome again for saving your Bat-behind.

I think you mean "thanks" for fixing your plane.

Eh. Potato, potahto.

Whoo-hoo!

[Buff] You know, we'll always be here

to play with you, Wing.

Anytime, any game...

Well, as long as it's on the ground.

Thanks. You may not be planes,

but you're pretty awesome.

Another round of ride-and-go-seek?

Yeah! Not it!

All's quiet in Gotham.

Whoa, that's one big bird.

[gasps] What!

Wing, it's me!

Goldie! What are you doing back here?

[gasps] Are we doing more aerial ballet?

Nope. We've got a mission.

- [Batwing gasps] - [duck quacks]

Even better.

[Goldie] Rainbows and unicorns!

[chuckles] I knew we'd be seeing each other soon!

Of course!

We're best jet friends!

[Batcomputer] How's your patrol going, Bam?

Has there been any trouble?

Nope. Everything is a-okay.

There's nothing to... Whoa!

Uh-oh. That looks like trouble.

Time for this Batwheel to get serious.

Whoever you are, get ready to face justice.

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop.

Oh. [laughs]

Hey, Kitty, I haven't seen you since we played Bat-ball.

Boop, boop.

How have you been?

Where's Catwoman?

- What are you doing? - Bammy. Yeah!

[chuckles]

It's just Bam!

What do you mean, Bammy?

My name is... Uh, forget it. It's fine.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

You got to play this game with me.

It's called Boop, Knock it over.

This isn't a good game, Kitty.

You're knocking down other people's things,

and that's not very nice.

Oh, okay. Well, then, let's play a different game.

Like Hide and Go Seek.

- Oh. Look over there. - [gasps]

Kitty, I don't see any...

Oh, I get it.

You're hiding.

Come on, Kitty.

I can't play games.

I'm on patrol.

Where are you?

[Kitty laughs]

[sighs]

Kitty, please. Just show yourself.

I don't have all...

Ahhh! Oil!

Ahhh!

[grunts]

I caught you.

Yay!

Oh, thanks, Kitty.

You really saved my bumpers.

I was all like "Zoom!"

Then you were all "Whoa!"

And I was like "Got ya."

It was so much, so much fun.

Bam, are you all right?

Kitty just saved me from falling off an overpass.

She was amazing.

You know, I wonder if she'd want to see

what it's like to be a Batwheel.

She might. But it appears

Kitty's more interested in having fun and playing.

Yeah. Do it. Whoo-hoo. Let's go.

Maybe if she comes on a ride along with me,

- she'll get more serious about things. - [bird squawks]

That's fine, Bam.

But you have your way of doing things, and Kitty has hers.

You shouldn't try to change her.

You're right. But I know she'll love it.

Hey, Kitty, Would you like to come on a ride along with me?

I don't know. Is it fun?

Oh, it's better than fun.

You get to help people,

protect the city and save the day

whenever there's trouble.

Why don't you come see what it's like?

You can help me patrol Gotham.

Okay. Look at me. I'm a Kittywheel.

Yeah.

That's great, Kitty.

But being a Batwheel is serious work.

I can be serious.

See, this is my serious face.

Grrr.

[laughing]

Now let's go protect Gotham City.

Let's go.

Watch out for the Kittywheel.

[Kitty vocalizing]

Meow.

[gasps]

Ah-ha. I got you.

Who'd you catch? Prank? Jestah?

He's stealing hotdogs.

Let's catch him.

[Batmobile laughs]

Um. It's just eating, Kitty.

It didn't do anything wrong,

[pigeon burps]

[Batcomputer] Bam, a boat has broken loose at the docks.

I need you and Kitty to tie it back down.

We're on our way.

Yay.

Let's catch a boat.

Boat, boat, boat, boat!

Okay, Kitty. This is your chance to be a Batwheel.

I'll pull the boat in with my grappling hooks.

And once it gets close to the docks,

you grab it with your tail and...

Kitty? Kitty.

Where'd you go?

I've got a big box.

Look. I'm invisible.

I guess I'll take care of this one on my own.

You can help with the next job.

[grunts]

[laughing]

What's next? What's next?

Who knows?

We'll either hear from Batcomputer

or, if you look carefully,

- you'll find- - [gasps] What's that?

Kitty, wait.

We're on patrol.

[Kitty] Come on! Come on! Come on!

Ooh. What's that?

This is supposed to be serious.

Yeah. Serious fun.

[Kitty] ♪ Life's a great big Ball of yarn ♪

♪ Dropped right at your feet ♪

♪ Let's go out And kick it around ♪

♪ Down every Gotham's street ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ There's more to life Than fun and games ♪

♪ There's risk at every turn ♪

♪ You can't waste Your day at play ♪

♪ It's high time That you learn ♪

- ♪ Life is serious ♪ - ♪ Fun ♪

- ♪ Life is serious ♪ - ♪ Fun ♪

♪ Don't mess about I'm being serious, hun ♪

♪ Life is filled with Gloomy days ♪

[Kitty] ♪ And sunny days, too ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ Villains who make Evil plans ♪

♪ And good guys like you ♪

- ♪ Life is serious ♪ - [Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

- ♪ Life is serious ♪ - [Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

[Batmobile] ♪ Don't mess about I'm being serious, hun ♪

♪ Stop and smell the roses ♪

♪ But know when It's time to run ♪

- ♪ Life is serious ♪ - [Kitty] ♪ Fun ♪

Those moth are attacking the light.

I'll save it.

Bam, the Penguin just stole the film

for the big movie premiere.

Movie. Whoo-hoo!

Kitty, come back.

[sighs]

Uh, maybe I should do this one on my own, Kitty.

You can stay here.

But I wanna have fun with you, Bammy.

[sighs]

This isn't playtime.

I need to get serious, if I'm going to stop Penguin.

I thought this was a good idea, but...

I'm sorry, Kitty.

[gasps] What's that?

[reporter] Gotham's in a festive mood here at the premiere

of the big action movie The Grey Ghost Begins.

Wow. I've been waiting all year for this movie.

I heard it has an awesome surprise ending.

Hey, no spoilers.

Don't tell me the ending.

I am not listening.

La la la la la la.

Movie-goers of Gotham.

I, the Penguin, have stolen your precious action movie.

- [gasps] - And now I'm going to project the ending of it

above the city for all to see.

Why, you ask?

Because you didn't invite me to the premier.

So I'm going to spoil

the big surprise ending for everyone.

[Penguin laughing maniacally]

No spoilers.

Someone get that film back.

- Do something. - I can't.

I'm not really the Grey Ghost.

It's just a costume.

I open this pod and put the film in, and...

Roll 'em.

[gasping]

[exclaims]

Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

Nice try.

But I'm afraid bats will be harmed

in the making of this picture.

Whoa!

Always trying to be the center of attention.

Well, word of advice.

Be careful of the bright lights of fame.

Ahh! I can't see.

I can't get near Penguin if he blinds me with those lights.

Good thing you have Kitty with you.

Maybe she can help.

Actually, uh, I kind of told her to stay behind.

All she wanted to do was play.

She wasn't acting like a Batwheel.

Everyone is different, Bam.

Maybe she didn't want to act like a Batwheel.

Maybe she just wanted to be herself.

Well, it's too late now.

The movie's about to start or end or whatever.

The Penguin's gonna spoil the surprise for everyone.

[Kitty] Bammy.

Aw! Kitty.

I like movies.

I'm so glad you're here.

I'm sorry I tried to get you to be serious all the time.

I know you just want to play and that's okay.

Will you play with me, Bammy?

No, I have to... Wait.

Yes.

Yes, I will.

How about a game of

Boop, Knock it over?

Yay!

Ten more seconds

and their big surprise ending will be spoiled.

Hey! Quiet over there.

It's rude to make noise during the movie.

Huh?

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop. Knock it over.

Boop. Knock it over.

[Penguin scoffs]

Whoever that is, stop it.

You're ruining my plan to ruin the movie.

Now, Kitty.

[Kitty] Whoa.

Don't. Don't you dare!

Don't do it!

[all gasp]

What?

Wow.

[Batmobile] You can do it.

[both gasp]

Boop.

Yeah!

[Kitty] Knock it over.

- The movie is saved. - [all cheering]

I can guess the surprise ending anyway.

The Grey Ghost is his father.

No, no, no. The whole movie is really a dream.

I know.

Ike Cicle is really Batman.

What's next, Bammy?

More serious Batwheely stuff?

Nah. Let's just have some Kittywheel fun.

You're it.

Yay!

[Batmobile laughing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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