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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile] A tale of two Bibis.

[zooming]

What?

I told you not to take that jump.

But it was so cool.

And I did a double flip. Did you see the double flip?

Yeah. A double flip into a pool of mud.

- Yuck. - It's gonna take me

all day to get it off my landing gear.

So, what? Are you saying no more jumps? Jumps are my thing.

I'm not saying no jumps.

I'm saying try to think things through

before you do something like that.

You could have gotten hurt.

But I was thinking. I was thinking that was an incredible... [gasps]

Is an incredible jump.

Do you see that? It's like the perfect ramp.

- Can we circle back to- - [all] No!

This is gonna be the biggest air I ever got.

- [engine revs] - [tires screech]

Let's go! Whoo-hoo!

- [alarm beeps] - Oh, no.

- Ahhh! [grunts] - [thuds]

Okay, Bibi. Don't panic.

You're okay.

Bam! Can you hear me?

- BC? - [alarm beeps]

Come in. Anybody.

Something must be blocking my transmission.

- [Jestah cackling] - What should I... [gasps]

I told you she wouldn't be able to resist that jump. [chuckles]

Jestah. I should've known you'd be behind this.

Sure, I'm behind it.

But this time, there's someone behind me.

Huh? Who are you?

Who am I? Who am I?

How can you not know who I am?

That's the boss, BooBoo.

El numero uno... [cheering] ...Badcomputer!

[grunts, sighs] This is worse than the scoreboard.

Anyways, once I take out your precious Batcomputer,

I will be the most powerful computer in the world!

Forget it. You'll never even be able to get close to BC.

Obviously, we can't. But you could.

- [grunts] - [thuds]

[sighs wearily]

[suspenseful music playing]

[gasps] That bike looks just like me.

Now all we have to do is place Jestah's motherboard

into our perfect copy of you.

[laughs maniacally]

- [coughs] - [Jestah powers on]

Whoo, yeah! So, this is what it's like being you, hmm?

Ew, I feel so purple.

That'll never work. No one will believe that's me.

[mimics Bibi] That'll never work. No one will believe that's me.

[gasps]

Voila! The perfect undercover... I mean,

underhood agent.

You... You can't do that. It's not fair.

I'll be back in a zip with the Batcomputer's motherboard.

I have to warn the Batwheels,

but how am I gonna get out of here?

[Redbird] Bibi went back to try that jump, didn't she?

Even if she tried that jump, she would have made it back here by now.

I think she might be in trouble. We should-

It's me, it's me!

Your bestest friend, Bibi.

That's me, Bibi. Beep beep.

Hey, Bibi.

- Glad you're back. - You'll never learn.

[chuckles] What? They actually think I'm Bibi. [scoffs]

Wow, I'm in the Batcave.

There's the Batcomputer.

Come to mama, board. [chuckles]

[giggling wickedly]

- Bibi? - [gasps]

May I ask what you are doing?

Oh, nothing to worry about. This will just take a second.

- [Buff] Bibi! - Uh? What? I was just...

um, dusting. What do you want anyway?

You promised you'd come to my stuffed animal tea party, remember?

I did?

- I must have been out of my- - [sighs]

Yes, tea party, right.

Top of the morning, Mr. Bear.

The voices. I do Smooches, the unicorn,

and then you do Tristan Teddy Bear, remember?

I'm not doing a teddy bear voice. No way, no how,

- I- - [Buff] Oh.

Really? That's not like you, Bibi.

Oh, I mean... Oh, brother, okay.

[in southern accent] I'm Tristan Teddy Bear, y'all, and I like tea.

Mmm, mmm.

It sure tastes mighty fine. Slurp, slurp.

That's great, Bibi.

[as Smooches] Why, thank you, Tristan.

Oh, I'm glad you enjoy the tea I've made you.

Oh, uh, do please try the cookies.

[in normal voice] How long do we have to do this for?

[in normal voice] Now, let's sing the Friendship song.

♪ We are the bestest friends ♪

Nope, not singing that.

No way. [grunts]

I don't get it. Bibi loves the Friendship song.

[sighs]

Bibi, you're late for our training session.

- Come on. - [groans loudly]

[Jestah] So, what? It's a race? Get across the room first?

Sort of. But you've still never beaten me.

[chuckles] Maybe this time you'll get lucky.

You beat me? You? See you at the finish line, Redburp.

- Ciao for now! - [engine revs]

[Jestah] Wha... What?

[gasps] No way I'm getting beat by that little...

- [clangs] - [Jestah chuckles]

You lose Redchirp. [chuckles]

Whoo! [laughs gleefully] Yeah!

- [tires screech] - [gasps]

Bibi, we need to talk.

Okay, Bibi is listening... Uh, I mean, I'm listening.

We know what's going on.

Uh-oh.

You think we're still upset about the mud,

and how you snuck back to do that second jump, even though we told you not to.

It's made you all tense, and that's why you're acting out.

What?

But we're not angry. We were just worried.

And Batwing has an idea on how to help you relax.

- Yoga! - Yo-what?

[Bibi grunting]

[zooms]

- [thuds] - [grunts]

[groans]

When am I gonna learn?

I need to think things through before doing them.

Think, Bibi, think.

[sighs] If only I could think my way out of this hole.

[electronic music playing]

Wait.

It's a pattern.

There are things sticking out all the way to the top.

I think... [bell dings]

I think I thought of a plan.

[zooming, grunting]

[grunts]

Ha! Yes! This is gonna work.

[Batwing] Everyone breathe in, now breathe out.

Bibi?

- [Batwing] Bibi? - Oh, right, that's me.

What do you need, my bestest friend, Batwing?

You're not breathing with us.

Give me a break. I'm a high-performance bike.

It's to help you relax.

[shouting] I am relaxed!

Bibi!

[breathing angrily]

Good, excellent. Now, isn't that relaxing?

Now stretch that chassis.

Chassis are made of metal. They don't stretch.

- Excuse me? - [sighing] Okay. Stretching.

Now, really breathe into the stretch.

Let it flow all the way from your back tire

to the tip of your headlights.

Breathe, Bibi.

- [whispers] Breathe. - Argh!

[all gasp]

Tea parties, yoga, I can't take it anymore!

- [thuds] - [all grunt]

- [Batwing] Ahhh! - [crashes]

Bibi, please stop.

- [shuts down] - Ha! See ya!

Wouldn't wanna be ya, Batchumps. [cackles]

That did not sound like Bibi.

Whoever she is, she's got BC's motherboard.

- Ahhh! - We've gotta get it back.

Come on.

Yes!

[engine revving]

- [gasps] - [tires screech]

[Jestah cackles]

[both] You!

Wait, there are two Bibis?

- It's like I'm seeing double. - I'm confused.

Which one's the real Bibi?

- I am. - I am.

[both] No, I am.

No, not her. Me.

She's Jestah in disguise.

No, she's Jestah in disguise.

Oh, that makes sense.

And it kind of makes my head hurt.

Give us BC's motherboard back.

[tires screech]

- Quick, get her. - [Batwing, Buff] Which one?

I don't know. Both of them.

[zooming]

[Jestah laughs maniacally]

- What do we do? - Uh, I'm thinking.

Thinking. Wait a minute Think things through.

Hey, I bet you can't catch me. [zooms]

I'll run circles around you 'cause I'm the real Bibi.

- [cackles] - Ah!

I've got it. You think you're better than me?

[scoffs] I know I'm better than you.

Oh, yeah? Whoever jumps the farthest is the best bike.

That'll be me.

- [machine arm whirring] - [clicks]

I'll take that.

[engine revs]

[Jestah] Whoo-hoo! I won!

I'm the best... [gasps]

Really?

- [grunts] - [thuds]

Ugh, this is the pits.

Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]

[firing up]

Did you see that? That was me thinking it through.

Just like you told me to.

[all gasp]

We've thought it through, and now we know it's you.

Hey, that rhymed.

[Jestah] A... A little help!

All right, whose turn is it to rescue the bad guy?

- Not mine. - I saved Prank last week.

[Jestah] Ugh, come on.

[all laughing]

[male announcer] Welcome one and all

to the annual Gotham Grand Prix.

Are you ready for some high speed racing action?

- [Redbird] Let's G-O. - [Bibi] Bat-tastic!

- [Batwing] All right, race day! - It's gonna be awesome.

[male announcer] Racers will follow the marked course

as it winds through the streets of the city.

The first across the finish line will receive the grand prize trophy.

As Gotham's greatest racer.

- Aw, look, there it is! - Whoa.

I bet it's huge up close.

[Redbird] Hey, does anyone see the race cars?

Shouldn't they be here by now?

Hey! Yeah. What's going on?

[male announcer] Attention, due to sudden, unexplained flat tires

and engine problems with all the Grand Prix cars,

this year's race will be run by a team of special guest racers.

Guest racers?

Wait, all the racers broke down at the same time?

You don't think...

[male announcer] Presenting today's last minute new racers.

[crowd cheering]

This can't be right. It's... It's...

[Batwheels] The Legion of Zoom!

Boo.

They must have broken the racer's car so they can win the trophy for themselves.

Wait, that's not fair.

We can't let them cheat.

Right, we're going to enter that race, too.

We're gonna show them that the only way to win is fair and square.

- We get to race! - This is awesome.

Let's show them how it's done.

Oh, yeah.

[male announcer] What's this?

It looks like we have a special appearance from the Batman's fleet of vehicles.

This race just got turned up to 11.

Bro, crashing our party uninvited?

Totally weak.

We can't let you cheat your way to victory.

So we're going to beat you fair and square.

Earth to Bam.

Cheating's all we ever do and it works like all the time.

[male announcer] Racers, rev those engines!

[engines revving]

[male announcer] Five, four, three, two...

- [Prank laughs] - [male announcer] ...and one.

- [beeps] - Go!

And they're off.

-We are in for a treat tonight. - [engines accelerating]

[male announcer] This is bound to be a race to remember.

- [tires screech] - [engines roar]

Stay sharp. You know, the Zoomers are gonna keep cheating.

So watch out for anything hidden up their bumpers.

[engines accelerating]

[racy music playing]

- [dings] - [gasps]

[gasps]

[screams]

You're fast, little birdie.

But be careful you don't fly off the handle.

[quacks]

[squeaks]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I knew you couldn't race fair.

[laughs]

Why compete when you can cheat? [laughs]

[male announcer] Can you believe it?

The Redbird is going, going, gone.

[upbeat music playing]

[laughing maniacally]

[giggles]

Nice and solid.

[giggles]

I hope you like my little trick,

Bibi, it's totally off the wall.

[laughing]

- Yes. Go straight away. - [engine accelerating]

[electronic whoosh]

That tunnel's a fake. Deploy safety bubble.

- [electrical crackling] - [rubber bouncing]

Looks like you're having a ball.

[laughs]

[male announcer] Ooh, and the Batgirl's cycle

has been bounced from the competition.

- Hey, Bibi. - Hey, Red.

- [engines accelerating] - [bell rings]

Hey, Snowy! I got another one.

What kind of car does a werewolf drive?

Mm... I don't know. What?

A monster truck.

[laughs]

Oh, you always tell the best jokes, Buff.

You know, I wish I was as funny as you.

I'm real sorry, Buff.

About what?

Hey!

The Zoomers say we gotta cheat to win that big trophy.

Oh, man, you don't have to listen to them.

Besides, it's way more fun if you win fair and square.

- I know, sorry. - Later, Snowy.

Oh, hey, Bibi. Hey, Redbird.

[together] Hey, Buff.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that.

How do you get rid of a flying bat?

No time for games today, Quizz.

I've got a race to win.

Not anymore. [laughs]

[screams]

Gross.

[groaning] Wh... Wh... Whoa. Argh.

Why don't you stick around while we cheat our way to victory?

[laughs wickedly]

This is lame, even for you, Quizz.

[male announcer] Yikes, race fans.

The heroes are dropping like flies.

And it looks like the Batwing is grounded.

Oh, things are not looking good for Batman's vehicles.

Let's see if the Batmobile can beat the odds.

Slow your roll, My dude.

Nobody likes a tailgater.

[tires screech]

[car honking]

[bell dings]

How about a little detour?

[gasps]

Hey, what happened to all the arrows and lights?

I think I'm off course.

- [tires screeching] - [screaming]

[melancholy music playing]

Ah, Prank must have moved the signs and lead me off track.

Ah, I'm stuck.

Can anyone give me a quick tow?

We're too far back.

The Zoomers cheated and stopped the rest of us

with a bunch of sneaky traps.

Why am I not surprised?

It's all on you, Bam!

You've got to win this race for us.

Okay, I can do this.

Let's see.

Oh, Yes.

Let's go.

- [metal clangs] - [grunts]

[tires screech]

[male announcer] They're rounding the final turn

and approaching the finish line.

So, did everyone take out a Batwheel?

Bibi's all bubbled up.

Buff's in ice.

And Batwing's in a sticky situation.

Redbird is up, up and away. [laughs]

- [engine revving] - [tires screeching]

[male announcer] What's this?

The Batmobile is back on track.

But is there enough time to make up the lost ground?

Ah, it looks like someone didn't finish their job, Prank.

It's not my fault he's so annoyingly quick.

We can blame each other later.

For now, let's focus on the matter at hand.

Ducky's right.

We can't let that goody goody go-kart win.

Not after we worked so hard on our clever cheats.

I'm closing in on the Legion of Zoom, but it's one against five.

- Any ideas, team? - Easy.

They cheated to beat us so you should cheat right back.

- Yeah. - Do it.

They deserve it.

I can't do that.

Batman wouldn't cheat.

And I'm not about to, either.

But that gives me another idea.

I know they'll try anything to stop me.

But if I can get them close enough,

maybe they'll take out each other with their own cheats.

Hey, Zoomers, you here to watch my victory lap?

Ha. You wish.

I'll show you why nice cars finish last.

Not if I get him first.

Whoa.

- Whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa.

[both] This is all your fault.

Ow, ow.

[male announcer laughing] Oh, ho, ho. That's gotta hurt.

Nice one, Bam.

Come on. You got this.

- Coming through. - [tires screech]

No, you don't.

[quacks]

Ow. Oh, mommy.

I'm frozen.

Whoa.

[male announcer] Oh, wow. The Batmobile is putting on a show.

Smooth moves, Bam.

Four down, one to go.

Looks like it's just you and me, Prank.

Then let the best racer cheat.

[squeaky bouncing]

Whoa.

[party horn]

[party horn]

Throw it back at him.

- Now's your chance for payback. - Then I'd be as bad as him.

I'm gonna win the right way.

Without cheating.

[engines revving]

[tires screech]

[male announcer] I don't believe it.

The Batmobile wins!

A spectacular photo finish.

Whoo!

[male announcer] What an incredible end to an unbelievable race.

I know I'm not supposed to play favorites, but it feels great to have

the good guys win this one, folks.

That was awesome.

You gotta show me that move.

What a race!

I was so sure we'd have to cheat to keep up with them.

Only Bam could keep his cool like that and win the right way.

[Prank] No fair.

Everybody knows you've got to cheat to win.

You don't deserve that trophy.

[sighs] Cheating may seem like a surefire way to win, Prank.

But it usually comes back to bite you in the bumper.

- [gasps] - [beeping]

Are you kidding me?

[party horns]

[laughs]

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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