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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Buff] Harley did it.

We're finally almost done.

Yeah, This puzzle was way too hard.

- 50 kitties. - [meows]

And they're all the same color.

It's like a super villain made it.

[Batmobile] Only one empty space left.

But there are no more pieces.

[Moe] Oh, no, no, no, no.

We've already done 49 kitties. We can't stop now.

Everyone, look for that missing piece.

[Batmobile] It's not up here.

[Batwing] Not down here.

[Bibi] I don't see it anywhere.

[Buff] Nope.

Batwheels, something else has gone missing.

The championship soccer trophy

has just been reported stolen from Gotham Stadium.

Contacting Batman.

[beeps]

A missing trophy?

[scoffs] Well, I think we know who took that.

Yeah, the one villain who always swipes trophies.

[all] Harley Quinn!

Batcomputer, situation.

The championship soccer trophy is missing from Gotham Stadium.

The door's been broken and Harley Quinn has been spotted in the area.

Hmm. Sounds like Harley Quinn stole another trophy.

She deserves one of her own for world's worst thief.

[laughs] Oh, good one, Batman.

I didn't know you were funny.

That wasn't a joke.

[groans softly]

Batcomputer, see what evidence you can dig up on this.

I'll go after Harley and question her.

Understood, Batman.

- [tires screech] - [zooms]

Well, this will be over quick.

Harley's not even trying to hide.

Hmm, because she may have not done it.

- [all beeping] - [all] What?

Oh, come on. Harley totally did it.

She's driving away from the stadium. And she steals trophies!

It looks like she did it, that's for sure.

But we can't just jump to conclusions and assume Harley's the thief.

Hmm. There's something strange on the ground.

BC, zoom in on that shiny object.

[Buff] It's a button.

Harley doesn't wear fancy buttons like that.

This sounds like a clue worth investigating.

And Batman did ask for more evidence.

Right. I'll head over to the stadium and check it out.

I'll find out if Harley really stole the trophy.

I'll go too.

- I still think Harley did it. - Yep.

- Sorry. - Me, too.

But, I need to get out of this cave and go, go, go.

All right, everyone back to looking for that last puzzle piece.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[dynamic music playing]

Hey! Look what the bat dragged in.

Fancy meeting you here, Batsy.

The championship soccer trophy.

If you've got it, just make this easy on yourself,

and hand it over, Harley.

- [Jestah giggling] - Soccer trophy?

- [tires screech] - [harmonica plays]

[tires screech]

[music stops abruptly]

You think I stole it?

Don't you think I'd be bragging about it if I did?

Maybe. Or maybe you just won't admit you have it.

You are a well-known trophy thief, aren't you?

Am not.

Are, too.

- Am not. - Are, too.

- Are, too. - Right.

You are.

Oh, man! I thought that if I said, "Are, too" you'd say, "Am not."

You know, we'd switch. I was trying to Bugs Bunny you.

[huffs] That would have been funny!

- [chuckles] - [grunts]

Or not.

- [engine revs] - [rattling]

Why is she running?

Something's not right.

Okay, we're looking for clues. Things that'll lead us to the thief.

Let's take a look with my infrared scanner.

It can see things we can't.

There's that fancy button.

Do you see anything else?

[Redbird] I found some tracks.

These could lead us right to the thief. Follow me.

[Bibi] So, how do you know if something is a clue?

It looks out of place like, uh, it doesn't belong where you found it.

Like this?

No, I'd think someone just tried to throw that in the trash and missed.

What about this? This has "clue" written all over it.

Actually, it has a warning written all over it.

It says not to drive over this area.

- There's a busted... - Whoa!

- [spitting] - [chuckles] ...waterline.

Not a clue. Got it.

Now, this doesn't belong here.

It's got to be a clue left by the thief.

What is it?

I'm not sure. BC, can you analyze?

[Batcomputer] Certainly. This cloth is from...

an umbrella.

So the thief was carrying an umbrella.

But it's not even raining.

And Harley doesn't bring an umbrella with her everywhere she goes.

- Hmm. - Come on.

Let's keep following the tracks.

Maybe we'll find more clues.

[pop music playing]

[pigeon cooing]

[clangs]

♪ Teasing is never nice Unless it's your brain ♪

♪ That's why a riddle's fun When played like a game ♪

♪ Get a clue, get a clue Get a clue ♪

♪ That's all you gotta do To play ♪

♪ Have a think, have a think Have a think Soon you'll be on your way ♪

♪ Riddle me this Riddle me that ♪

♪ Riddle me anything You want to ask ♪

♪ Riddle us one Riddle us all ♪

♪ There is no riddle That we cannot solve ♪

[Redbird] The tracks end at...

Harley's Arcade?

I guess she really did swipe the trophy.

Looks like I was wrong.

But none of the clues we found belong to Harley.

She doesn't wear fancy buttons or use umbrellas.

Something strange is going on, Red.

We just need to do more detective-y stuff,

You know, look for more clues.

But there's nothing out of the ordinary here.

No other clues in sight.

Maybe we just have to get a better view.

Yeah, good idea.

[engine revving]

Yeah.

Let's go!

Whoo-hoo!

I can see everything better from up here.

Wait. [gasps] There's something small and yellow

behind that garbage can down there.

This is really out of place here.

- [squeaks] - It's gotta be a clue.

[quacks]

Great job, Bibi.

Hmm.

A rubber ducky, an umbrella and a fancy button?

None of those are things Harley Quinn would have.

Let's try to match them up to another villain.

BC, show us the villain files, please.

Accessing villain files.

[Redbird] No. It's not Harley.

[Bibi] The Joker doesn't use rubber duckies.

[Redbird] Toyman doesn't have an umbrella.

[Bibi] Oh, but The Penguin does.

And he wears fancy clothes with fancy buttons.

[Redbird] And he loves rubber duckies.

The Penguin stole the trophy!

[both gasp] Batman's chasing the wrong villain.

- [tires screech] - Whoa.

Who put this brick wall here?

It's over, Harley.

It's not over till the cute lady sings.

[sings in high pitch]

- [glass shatters] - [man] Hey!

I'm telling you, you got the wrong crook. I didn't do anything.

I'm not saying you did, yet. I just wanna talk.

Yeah, sure. Talk. [scoffs]

The next thing I know you're slapping the batcuffs on me. I'm not letting you

- take me in. - [fight bell dings]

If you're innocent,

- you have nothing to- - [phone rings]

What is it? I'm kind of in the middle of something.

I have new evidence for you to see, Batman.

The Penguin.

[grunts] Um, new evidence has come to light.

It shows The Penguin actually stole the trophy.

Ha! See? I'm just a sweet and innocent citizen.

Not quite. You were still speeding.

Yeah, okay. You got me there.

- [phone beeps] - [Batcomputer] Batman,

I've located The Penguin. He's at Harley's Arcade.

What?

[The Penguin] While Batman's off chasing Harley,

thinking she stole this trophy,

I sneak into her arcade and steal all of her trophies, too.

Kudos to me, this is my best plan ev... Ahhh!

[objects clattering]

I've got a bigger prize for you, Penguin.

Ahhh!

Oh, no! Oh!

A one-way ticket to jail!

Batman and I are bringing you in.

That sounded really weird, right?

Super weird.

- [groans] - [police siren blaring]

- [penguin cackling] - [crashes]

[quacking sadly]

[Buff] Great job finding the real trophy thief, Red.

Hate to admit it, but I guess you were right.

We shouldn't have assumed Harley did it.

Well, Bibi helped me investigate, too.

We're a great detective team.

Oh, I agree. I agree. Great job.

Now, if you really wanna solve a big case,

find that missing puzzle piece!

We've looked everywhere. I think it's lost forever.

Never jump to conclusions. Right, Detective Redbird?

Right, Detective Bibi.

[chuckles] Found it.

Your troubles are all behind you. [chuckles]

Ooh! [laughs] Oops. Uh, thanks, Bibi.

Finally.

- [clicks] - We did it.

- 50 kitties. - [fireworks blast]

- [all cheering] - [meows]

Ready, set...

- go! - Let's go! Yeah!

Nailed it.

Come on.

Yeah, Look at that time.

Twenty-two seconds.

A new bat-agility course record.

- Sweet. - Okay, Buff, it's your turn.

See if you can beat my time.

And not knock anything over.

I'm gonna crush it.

Ready? Set. Go.

Yeah!

Dodge the flags.

Now skip the ropes.

Yes! Now, let's own this mess.

Turn, turn. Turn it. Done.

Well, you crushed it, all right.

Sorry. Well, did I at least do it fast?

How's my time, MOE? MOE?

Oh, you were fast, all right.

MOE. Are you okay?

Oh, you bet. Little duct tape and I'll be as good as...

almost new.

I'm sorry.

I'm so clumsy, all the time.

Bash, clang, squoosh.

I'm just too big, is what it is.

Too big. And clumsy and big.

You're not too big. You're Buff-sized.

Batman. Someone is stealing a huge excavator

at the Cobblepot construction site.

Riddler could dig up a lot of trouble with that thing.

I'll need some muscle to stop him.

The Bat-Truck is ready to go when you are, Batman.

Excellent.

Batman! Riddle me this.

What do you get when you cross a brilliant villain

with a great big shovel and a flying mouse?

A batastrophe.

Get it? It's catastrophe

but instead of "cat," I said "bat."

If that's how you want to play.

The steering is stiff.

It's a whole batalogue of disasters.

Get it? Like, like catalogue?

I get it, okay? I get it.

Can't catch me.

Is this a bad time for a riddle?

It is, actually.

To answer this riddle, you don't need to be brainy.

Just look near the ocean for the stuff that is grainy.

Batcomputer...

Never mind.

Give the Bat-Truck a full checkup.

The steering is off.

I'm going to get cleaned up.

Roger that.

Everything looks a-okay to me.

What happened, Buff?

I just kept knocking things over and breaking things

and not stuff I was supposed to break.

Hey, that could happen to anyone.

Well, not me, but anyone else.

You're our big guy, Buff. We need your strength.

No one can take down a wall like you do.

I don't want to be just the big guy.

I want to be graceful, like Bibi and Batwing.

But I never will because I'm big and clumsy.

You can be anything you want, Buff.

It's up to you to decide.

But you have to believe in yourself.

But how do I do that? How do I get more graceful?

You can do it.

Buff, you just need a little more confidence.

I can help with that.

That's nice. But I can't fly.

No, but you can do the next best thing.

You can dance.

I'm going to teach you some ballet.

Ballet? Like dancing ballet, ballet?

Yes, it'll help you be more graceful.

Excellent idea, Batwing.

They use ballet to help big football players

become lighter on their feet.

So why not you, Buff?

Lighter on their feet?

It means more graceful. Come on.

We'll have you light on your wheels in no time.

I feel so much more graceful now.

Thanks, Wing.

I got to figure out what the Riddler's up to.

Batcomputer

show me a playback of his last riddle.

To answer this riddle, you don't need to be brainy.

Just look near the ocean for the stuff that is grainy.

Riddler's off his game. It's too easy.

The answer's sand.

And where is there a lot of sand in Gotham?

A sand museum?

A sand library?

I know. A sand skyscraper.

What?

I can't be the only one who's been to the sand museum.

Gotham Point Beach.

The annual sand castle contest is taking place there tomorrow.

Riddler must be planning to use the stolen excavator

to ruin the contest.

I wouldn't put past him.

The Bat-Truck is buffed up and ready to go, Batman.

Let's move.

I can see my house from here.

So many things to squoosh.

Feeling jittery, Buff?

Yeah. You know what sand castles are made of?

Sand. Well, what if I smush them all?

What if I'm not graceful enough?

Just remember your ballet training, Buff.

You can do this.

- You can be... - Light on my wheels.

Right. Thanks, BC.

The Riddler.

He's going to destroy the sand castles.

Got to beat him there.

Light on my wheels. Light on my wheels.

Steering is better.

Time to level the playing field.

Batman solved my riddle.

Why am I surprised? He does it every time.

Light on my wheels. Light on my wheels.

What?

Time to turn in your shovel and pail, Riddler.

My sand castle is so much better than those sand shacks.

I just wanted to make extra sure I'd win by plowing them all over.

Let's go. I have sand in my shoes.

Nice job with the steering adjustments, MOE.

Couldn't have saved the sand castles without it.

All right, Buff. You're up again.

Show us what you've got.

- Turn it. Done. - Nice. Wow!

- Good job. - Way to go.

I'm light on my wheels.

Hey, you completely missed me that time.

Did you all see that?

Buff completely...

Just to be clear. That was me, not him.

Wasn't his fault.

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