Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Moe reading title]

Hey, Moe, what you working on?

Oh, Bam! Perfect timing.

Presenting my latest creation.

The Bat laser!

- Observe. - [electronic tone]

[gears unlocking]

- [zaps] - [targets retract]

Not bad, right?

- [mimics laser] - [zaps]

Oops, I can fix that, I think.

Wow, Moe! That laser is really cool.

Thanks. I can't wait to see it in action.

I mean for you to see it, because you know, I...

- I never leave the bat cave. - [wheels squeaking]

Oh, I guess I never realized you wanted to come with us.

It's okay. That's never been part of my job.

I build the gadgets, you do the pow-pow vroom-vroom.

[sighing] I have to admit though,

part of me has always wanted to be out there with you...

- [inspirational music playing] - Being a hero.

[Batcomputer] Bam! It's time for your night patrol.

Roger that, BC. On my way.

Have fun out there.

Tell me all about it when you get back?

- Okay? - [beeps in dismay]

- [Moe sighs] - [bells dinging]

Hey, Moe, I was thinking,

why don't you come with me on my patrol tonight?

Come with you?

[laughs] Good one. Bam.

Why not? It's something you've always wanted to try, isn't it?

Bam could always use some extra help.

- What do you say, partner? - [dings]

Well, okay.

When you put it like that! [laughs exultantly]

Just call me Bat Moe.

- [xylophone plays] - [Moe grunts]

Whoa! I mean, uh, Bat Moe.

Let's rev up and peel out!

Oh, sorry. Did you wanna say that?

[chuckles] Nah, it's fine,

[engine revving, blasting]

Yeah!

- [zips] - [engine roars]

[thuds]

[Moe] Whoo-hoo!

I've never gone this fast before.

This is awesome!

You sure me coming with you tonight won't be a problem?

Nah, it's just one patrol.

What could go wrong?

[in sing-song voice] Poison Ivy's here, my seedlings. [giggles]

[in normal voice] Some nice soil, oops, some cool water.

And, of course, the most important

yet oft-forgotten thing for making anything grow.

Singing!

[soft instrumental music playing]

♪ They say that mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow ♪

♪ But my special seeds put them to shame, you know ♪

♪ This backward burg could use a touch of green ♪

[squeals joyfully]

♪ The greatest garden Gotham's ever seen ♪

♪ Eat your veggies, Gotham! ♪

♪ They truly are delicious ♪

♪ But pardon me if they turn out to be ♪

♪ Just a little vicious ♪

♪ I'm sorry if you're feeling kind of down ♪

♪ As my veggie vines just devastate this town ♪

♪ From up here you all look like tiny ants ♪

♪ While I create my skyline made of plants ♪

- ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

- ♪ Gotham! ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

- ♪ They truly are ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

- ♪ Delicious ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies ♪

- ♪ But pardon me ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

- ♪ If they turn out to be ♪ - ♪ Eat your veggies! ♪

♪ Just a little bit vicious ♪

Time to teach Gotham to eat its veggies.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[laughing hysterically]

So, when does the excitement kick in?

I wanna see some action!

- [cat meowing] - [Moe gasps]

That furry feline needs our help.

Sounds like a job for Bat Moe!

I've always wanted to try the ejector seat.

Ejector seat? You're joking.

I never joke about my work, Bam.

Well... [chuckles] Almost never.

Bat Moe away!

[boings]

Whoa!

- Whoa! - [clangs]

- [Batmobile] Uh-oh. [chuckles] - [crashes]

- Are you all right? - I'm okay.

- [dustbin cover slams] - Uh, nobody saw that, right?

[Batmobile] Uh, Moe?

- [cat meowing] - The cat?

Right. Yes.

The cat. [clears throat]

Have no fear!

Bat Moe is here.

[cat meows]

Argh! Ooh, ooh!

- [thuds] Ah! - [cat meows]

[straining] No need to thank me. All in a day's work.

I could do this every night.

What a rush! What's next?

Well, I guess we could clear those vines off the road.

Say no more.

This night patrol stuff isn't so bad.

- [ripping] - [Moe shrieks]

It's bad! It's bad!

- [popping] - [Moe] We're getting pelted

by produce. Take this! Ha!

- [whacks] - And that!

And a bunch of these, peas!

[grunting]

- [whizzing] - [Batmobile grunting]

- [engine revving] - [tires screeching]

[Moe yelling]

[gasps] Wow! It worked.

No one can stop Bat Moe, the Brave!

[Batmobile] Whoa, who's that?

Oh, no!

That's Poison Ivy!

[Batmobile] Quick, hide!

[tires screeching]

[Poison Ivy] My poor darlings!

Who did this to you?

You think she's on to us?

[metal creaking]

- [Batmobile] Could be. - Looks like

we have a bat problem.

But no matter.

I've already planted my mega seeds in Gotham Central Square.

Soon they'll take over the entire city,

and everyone knows vegetables are the best thing for you.

[laughing maniacally]

Let's show them how we roll, my darlings.

[boing]

[banjo music playing]

[boing]

Ah! How corny is this gonna get?

[tires screeching]

[Moe yelling]

Get me outta here!

What happened to Bat Moe the Brave?

Bat Moe doesn't wanna get flattened! Whoa!

I wasn't built for this!

Okay. You wanna roll? Let's roll.

[zooms]

Don't care for the corn?

Help yourself to some carrots!

[Moe yells]

[Moe yelling and whimpering]

[yelling continues]

[tires screeching]

[Moe shrieking]

[Batmobile] If you can't beat 'em, drive on 'em.

Peas, carrots.

What's next? Brussel sprouts?

[boing]

I had to ask.

Any ideas, Moe?

[Moe] I'm sorry.

Moe is too terrified right now.

Please leave a message after the scream. [screams]

All right, stay calm.

You wanted to come out on a mission, remember?

I take it all back. At least the Batcave was safe.

I don't belong in the field. I'm no hero!

- [knocking down] - [squeaks]

Whoa! Argh!

[Moe] I don't wanna be a bot salad!

[Batmobile] You'll be okay, Moe.

Just hang on!

I almost can't bear to watch! [gasps]

Almost! [giggles]

What was I thinking?

Being a hero is a lot more trouble than I thought.

I wanna go home.

Try to stay focused, Moe. Bam needs you.

- Needs me? - [squeaking]

I can't fight. I'm useless.

Being a hero isn't about fighting, Moe.

It's about helping people.

And you help the Batwheels every day.

Yeah, like with all the amazing upgrades and gadgets you make for us.

You don't have to fight to be a hero, Moe.

You already are one.

Yeah, I guess I am.

Wait a minute.

Upgrades.

Yes! I still have your laser cutter.

Give me a second. Bat Moe has an idea!

- [clicks] - [doors open]

- [chomping] - I can do this.

- [clicks] - All set, Bam.

Let's slice and dice those veggies.

[mimics laser]

Activating Bat laser!

[yelps] My darlings!

[engine revs, blasts]

[zaps]

- [tires squealing] - It worked!

Way to go, Moe!

[zaps]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, you didn't!

- [zapping] - [Batmobile] There!

Squash 'em, squash!

[yelling] Whoa, whoa!

[Squash] Squash, squash, squash, squash.

We need to dig up these plants by the root.

It's the only way to stop 'em.

- [bell dings] - Get me to that claw.

[engine revs]

[Squash mumbling]

- [door zooms open] - [Moe grunts]

Whoa!

[pigeon shrieks]

Squash, squash, squash, squash!

- Moe? - Almost there!

Done. [screams]

[squash groaning]

- [metal clangs] - [tires screech]

Bam! Go for the roots!

Yes.

Don't you want some more?

Everyone knows how good veggies are for you!

[shrieking maniacally]

Squash, squash, squash!

- [tires screech] - [cranking]

[levers creaking]

[crushing]

Squash, squash, squash!

Squash!

- [ripping] - [engine revving]

[squash squashing in slow motion]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[smashes]

Fantastic!

No! My beautiful garden!

- [clangs] - [Poison Ivy grunting]

[exclaims] There's only one thing I hate more than dead plants-

- [clicks] - [groans] Bats!

Great work, tonight, Bat Moe.

Aw, thanks.

[police sirens blaring]

[Poison Ivy grunting]

Get me out of the these weeds!

Moe was incredible out there. You should have seen him.

Does this mean you'll be going with Bam on future patrols?

Nah, I just like helping out and building cool gadgets.

Not all heroes have to fight.

Speaking of gadgets,

I've been having some problems with my new laser cutter. Whoa!

[thuds, clunks]

[thuds]

Uh-oh. I can fix that!

Bat Moe to the rescue!

[all laughing]

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I give you... the Bat-ball.

Great job building it for us, Moe.

It's perfect for our game.

It is, isn't it? It's magnetic.

It'll stick to your metal bodies.

Yeah. Uh... What game again?

Bat-ball.

- Is that a thing? - [Batmobile] It will be once we invent it.

Guess we should start by making some rules.

Well, obviously, since this is a game for vehicles,

you drive around with the ball and you can pass it to a teammate.

How about if you score points by getting the ball in the other team's goal?

Like this. [grunting]

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, nothing but tire.

Aw, nice. I like it.

- Yeah. - That works.

Oh, this is gonna be the best.

Let's divide up the teams.

Okay, I'll close my eyes and point randomly.

Give me a spin, Bam!

Good idea. The first two vehicles you point to are on my team.

[all chanting] Spin the Moe!

[bell dinging]

All right! I'm on Team Bam.

[all chanting] Spin the Moe!

Team Bam for me too.

Lucky for you, I'm the best Bat-ball player in the world.

Okay, Buff, guess you're with me on Team Bibi.

Okay, but could we name the team after both of us?

Like, maybe, use the first letter of our names, "B" and "B"?

Great idea.

We'll be Team BB.

Yes, that's way better!

All right. We got our teams,

and now it's time to play.

What about me, Bam?

Oh, yeah. I've got a really important job for you.

You can be the ref.

The ref?

You sure you don't need a sixth player?

Well, this is a game for vehicles, Moe.

We're going to be going fast and making sharp turns and big jumps.

I promise I'll play something else with you later.

- Okay? - [sighs] Okay.

Game on.

[all grunting]

[Bibi] Let's go.

[Redbird grunts]

[Batwing] Go long, Bam. Whoo!

Let's go.

[Redbird] Awesome, yeah!

Yeah!

He scores.

Point for Team Bam.

- Awesome. - Sweet, nice shot, Red.

Here comes the Buff-meister.

- [Batwing] Whoo. - Whoa! So cool.

Time for some Bat-slamma-jamma. Whoo-hoo!

Not if I D-up.

[chanting] Defense!

[grunting]

[Redbird] Yeah!

Ha!

[blows whistle]

Illegal use of the Batarang.

You get a yellow bat-card.

Oh, come on. I only used it 'cause it's two against three

which means the other team will always have the advantage.

Bibi's right. We need another player.

Ooh, pick me. Ooh. I swear I can do it.

These tiny wheels pack a whole lot of zip, baby.

Ah! Whoo-hoo! Ooh, yeah!

Whoa. [bangs]

[sighs]

So, did I make the team?

[chuckles]

Not today, Moe.

But you do make an awesome ref.

[Batcomputer pinging] Alert.

Catwoman was just spotted breaking into the Gotham Diamond Exchange.

Batman needs you, Bam.

Roger that.

[sighs] Guess our game's on hold.

[huffs and grunts]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[laughs cunningly]

[car purrs]

Hey, get off my tail.

[car meows]

[meows]

[gasps]

[laughs] Not this time.

[scoffs]

[car meows]

[growls]

[car meowing trails off]

- [grunts] - [car engine stalling]

Oh, bats.

Meow.

Whoa!

Catwoman's car is incredible.

What amazing moves.

Hey, I wonder if... [gasps]

Moe, this is Bam. Come in.

Mobile Operations Expert. Talk to me.

I've got a bat-tastic idea.

Tell everyone to meet me at Gotham Central Park.

I think I've got a solution to our Bat-ball problem.

Ooh! Does it involve me?

Sure does. Bring one of those Bat-motherboards with you.

Yes!

I'm ready. Put me in, Coach.

By the way, what's this for?

Oh, sorry. I should have explained.

I found a special vehicle to play Bat-ball with us.

So the teams will be even and we can really play.

- Ooh. - A cat car.

- [Batwing] Not half-bad. - [Buff] Wow.

Oh, she's got unbelievable moves.

We just need you to bring her to life, Moe.

[dragging] Please?

[sighs in exasperation]

Okay. If it means that much to ya.

You sure this is a good idea, Bam?

This is our chance to really play Bat-ball,

- our own special game. - Right.

- Uh, I guess so. - Well, let's play.

Okay. Do it, Moe.

Whoa. Meow.

Where am I?

Who are you? Who are you?

We're the Batwheels.

- [purrs] - Aw, you're like a cute little kitty.

Can I call you Kitty?

Sure. Okay.

- [purrs] Ooh, what's that? - Hey, watch it.

We brought you to life to play my favorite game,

- Bat-ball! - Bat-ball?

It's a game we made up.

There's two tires and you have to shoot the ball in them.

But you can't use Batarangs or you'll get a yellow bat-card and-

- Hey! - Pow-pow.

Meow.

- Pow-pow, meow. - Oh, that tickles. [giggles]

Ooh, staring contest. Go!

[gasps] Meow.

Pretty light.

She's not listening, Bam.

We need you to focus now, Kitty.

We're gonna start the game.

[exclaims] I'm ready.

Bye, lighty-light.

Let's make this easy.

- Bibi and Kitty are with me. - [Kitty giggles]

Wing, Red and Buff are on the other team.

And Moe, you're still the ref.

[Moe sighs in exasperation]

Let's play Bat-ball!

[whistle blows]

Get it, get it, get it!

Birdie. Behind you.

Birdie, birdie, birdie!

Kitty, the ball's over here.

Oh, yeah. I'm ready, ready, ready.

[all grunting]

Hey, Kitty. Catch.

Meow. [purring]

[sighs in exasperation]

Booyah!

Point for Batwing's team.

Kitty, wake up. They're winning.

What's that? Let's go chase it.

Almost got it. Almost got it!

[grunts]

Oh, yeah!

[Redbird] Yeah.

[Batwing] Ha-ha!

Okay, Kitty. I need you to get in the game.

All you have to do is put that ball in the tire.

- You got it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put the ball in the fountain.

- No, the tire. - In the tire, yeah.

What did I say?

[blows whistle]

Whoa! [crashes]

[all] Ugh.

Ooh. Doggie pile?

- Fun! - [bird cawing]

[screaming] Bird!

Wait. Isn't that our Bat-ball?

Birdie, birdie, birdie!

[blows whistle] Hey, player out of bounds.

Kitty, come back.

Birdie, birdie, birdie.

[sighs]

I'm sorry, everyone.

This is my fault.

I'll get the ball back.

[Batmobile] Kitty. Kitty!

Birdie, birdie, birdie!

Hey, wait up!

Birdie, wanna come play with me?

[sighs] I need something that'll get her attention.

Feathers!

Wait, those feathers.

- Get the feathers. Get the feathers, Kitty. - [gasps]

Feathers, feathers, feathers.

Here, Kitty, Kitty.

Got it.

Ooh, oh.

Your ball. Whoopsie, my bad.

It's okay, Kitty.

Thanks for playing with us.

Ooh, butterfly!

It was fun. Let's play again soon!

Bye, Kitty.

Who's ready to play Bat-ball?

- Let's go. - [Redbird] You got it back?

But the teams are still uneven.

I guess I could sit this game out.

You don't have to do that.

We already have another player.

You ready to play, Moe?

Me? You want me to play?

I don't just want you to play.

I want you on my team.

[gasps and squeals]

Dreams do come true.

I'm sorry, Moe.

I guess I cared more about our game than your feelings.

You may not be a vehicle, but with your stretchy moves,

you'll be slam-dunking all over the-

Whoa!

[Moe grunting]

[exclaims]

[all cheering]

[laughs]

In your face!

[all cheering]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

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