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So cute!

Fucking boozer, mate.

You're a joke.

Let's get wasted!

Cheers!

Fucking awesome!

Hi!

Luis Andrés!

Luis Andrés!

Luis Andrés, say “hi” to the camera, man.

- Come on! - Asshole.

Come on, Luis!

- Spin? - Yes.

Spin! Spin! Spin!

- What are you doing, man? - You scared me.

What are you recording?

I was...

those palm trees, they're pretty.

It's quite nice to meet again, isn't it?

Stacy! Stay! Come on, man!

Don't approach people like that when they've got a dog.

- She's very sensitive. - Sorry.

We'd meet at 12:30, right?

Yes, sorry, I am early, but...

That's why I didn't ring the bell and parked here instead.

That's okay, let's go to the hardware store.

Your apartment is around the corner, isn't it?

Yes. Come on.

- How have you been? - Fine, you?

- Same here. - Great.

I've gone into a terrific business,

I'm selling this Amazonian plant extract...

It's fucking great.

You drink a small cup in the mornings,

it changes your life, it changes your mood,

your body, it has even cured some cancer cases.

- For real. - Really?

You know what? How are you doing money-wise?

Same as everyone in this country.

Because this is great business, it's soaring.

And it's super easy.

You buy your bottles with $150 USD and you can sell them for $500.

If I invite you, I get a percentage of...

Yes, it's a pyramid scheme, right?

Come on! You can make five grand. This is different, man.

You've got no idea.

- Hang in here. - What?

Take the leash.

But... you forbid me to do it!

Just don't touch her.

Hi!

I'm harmless, right?

Thank you.

- Nice day! - You, too.

Relax, don't be scared.

No, it's all good.

Hand me that.

Can I walk her?

- What if she bites you? - Nah.

Ok, but hold her properly, on a shorter leash.

- It's fine. - OK.

And you, be cool, ok? Let's go.

Is that your mom's car?

Yes, it's an '82.

You remember it, right?

Flor will shit herself when she sees it.

And when she sees you.

Who? Flor Pastrana?

Yes, she's coming after all.

She made up her mind and she's coming.

So, we go pick her up? It's near!

Yes.

- What? Is that a problem? - No.

I'll be glad to see her.

It's going to be awesome, man. Those reunions get fun.

Yes.

I haven't seen anyone since elementary school.

Well, where have you been hiding?

- At the seminary. - You're kidding!

- For real? - Yes, well... I left.

I was there only for a while.

So, you became a Christian or what the hell?

Not so much,

sort of.

- I also harvested strawberries. - I see.

I went to live to Guerrero, too.

I worked there for a while, but it was too hot.

I didn't like it much, I'd rather do the strawberries thing.

And you? What have you been up to?

Not much, all is fine. Hey, I have to shower.

Since you were early I didn't have time.

- It's fine. - Yes.

I'll be back down in a bit.

I'd invite you in but it's a big mess, my roomie is sleeping...

Yes, don't worry. It's fine.

...we sell a miraculous ointment for different purposes.

Come here and saw it...

How many hours a day do you spend doing this?

We start at 7 a.m. and leave at 3:30 p.m.

Depends on how hard you work. The goal is to collect a sack

and it takes as long as we take to collect it.

This must be well dried up.

- Can I come to work here for a while? - Yes, sure.

We can go ahead now and you can see how it's done.

THE ABUSERS

THE UNGRATEFULS

THE UNGRATEFULS THE CORRUPTS

THE CORRUPTS

- You know how to get there? - I should take the main avenue.

- Says who? - The city grid guide.

Dude, don’t you have a GPS? What about this?

It doesn't have internet connection. I use it for the video recorder.

What do you record? What the fuck is it with this, man?

- Are you uncomfortable? - Yes, a bit.

It's just that almost no one sits there.

What if we move the seat a little further back?

I won't reach the pedal.

The belt doesn’t work either.

You’ve got to be kidding me, your car is so Mad Max.

We just need to tune it, add a flamethrower,

minor tweaks here and there and boom!

Have you watched Mad Max?

I like the first one better, the one with Mel Gibson,

it has more of a meaning.

But the second one, it has these really hot chicks,

all sweaty and all.

There's a blonde one, skinny, with a scrumptious ass.

Delicious.

- I don't like going to the cinema. - Why?

I don't know, I fall asleep.

I like recording things.

That one doesn't roll down, but this one does.

This car is old.

My mom took good care of it, but I think its time has come.

I hope Flor doesn't feel uncomfortable.

Nah, she'll have to manage like everyone else.

My mom used to drive Flor this way, that's where we're going?

- Yes. - Does she still live there?

- Yes. - With her mother...

Yes, fucking loser.

We used to take Luis Andrés to other neighborhood.

He went there for piano lessons with his aunt, the thin one.

We used to drop him off at exactly 2:20 p.m.

My dad could have picked me up from school,

he didn't do a thing anyway, fucking sloth.

That's what your mom must have said: “Trujillo's dad is a fucking sloth”.

No,

my mom needed that money back then

and was very glad to drive you guys.

I liked Miss Julieta.

And why people called her “Miss” if she wasn't a teacher?

Damn!

Look at him, he's an embarrassment. Look!

- But I do bathe him properly, ma'am. - Just look at this, look at this.

- Don't you bathe him? - Yes, I do, ma'am. Properly.

And how is that?

Look at this.

How can you say that?

I bathe him just like I bathe my own children, ma'am.

Unbelievable! Flor?

You must do something to ensure this child is bathed.

- Yes, mom. - He's filthy.

Who wants a coffee? Who wants a coffee?

Who wants a coffee?

Come, come, or a cookie?

A monster!

Who wants a monster? A terrible monster!

Mom,

take him.

Leave him in the floor, he's too dirty.

Give him to me, miss.

There's some flan in the fridge take it home if you want to.

Thank you, miss.

- Let's go, honey. - Take care of everything.

At what time will you be back?

Somewhat late, mom, it's a bit far away.

“Somewhat late”? Somewhat late is lunchtime.

Yes, ma'am,

it's sometimes necessary to wait for the rush hour to be over.

Just be aware we won't go to bed until you come back.

And I might go play cards with my girlfriend.

- No, we'll be back. - Ok.

- Will you behave? - Where are you going?

I'm going to a reunion with my friends from school.

- And who will I sleep with? - With your granny.

You know she doesn't like to sleep with me.

Mommy has the right to go out, right?

There's Trujillo, you remember him?

We are friends since we were children.

Say “bye” to him.

Flor!

Be careful with your drinking.

We don't want more trouble with your ex-husband.

- No, mom. - And take care of my coat.

- Yes, mom. - Goodbye.

- Goodbye, ma'am. - Goodbye.

Have fun.

Take it easy, it’s not only yours.

Give some to Heri. You want some, buddy?

- No, I'm good, I'm driving. - Ok.

Did you watch the video from the last reunion?

Yes!

- It seems like it was fun. - It was incredible, why didn't you go?

- Well... - Can I smoke in here?

His mom would scold him, mate.

His mom died, Trujillo, don't be such an asshole.

- I'm sorry, dude. - I'm very sorry.

- Heri, I'm so sorry. - Me too.

Thank you, Flower.

Do they still call you like that?

No, no one does.

- How did you know about my mom? - My mom told me.

She still works as a teacher at that school.

- Are you ok? - Yes, I am, thank God.

Also very glad to see you guys, go to these reunions,

I didn't even know you had them.

- Look here. - Wait.

I told stupid Elias to put it down, and make it private.

That asshole never do what I ask.

Don't be embarrassed to be seen puking your guts out.

That's you, they know you in your prime,

a Latino version of a Kardashian.

“A Latino version of a Kardashian”.

- Hey, I don't speak like that. - “Hey, I don't speak like that”.

Listen, accept you are a decaying rich guy,

- and then you can tell me shit. - Damn! She is a sweetheart, isn't she?

- What are you recording? - I like recording roads or moments.

- We are here, gathered... - Right, here comes the protagonist.

He's Trujillo.

When we were kids and played hide and seek,

no one would look for him.

Poor thing, he stayed there waiting. Right, Heri?

No, that was me.

Mexico City's temperature is 23°C.

I found an awesome picture the other day.

- Flor, get it. It's back there. - Where?

- Inside the city grid guide on the floor. - Get it, dude.

I found it in my mother's stuff.

I was cleaning and found it among the junk.

- It's us, as children. - At the park, it was when...

- Fuck, I had a bowl haircut! - At least you had hair.

It was a day we finished school early,

there was an earthquake drill, you remember?

- No. - We had to make time,

we couldn't take you home, your parents weren't there.

This is hilarious. You were in your prime then,

but afterwards...

Your boobs look the same as when you were 10.

You should take hormones, drink milk.

See if they grow, people say it's like restocking.

Hey say the same thing about dicks.

I was thinking of stopping by the park,

take a picture. What do you say?

- Which park? - To the park.

- From the picture. - From the picture.

Yes, it won't be a detour. We snap a new picture.

- Only Luis Andrés is missing. - What for, buddy?

- "What for, buddy?" - Shut up, asshole.

- It's 25 years later. It'd be nice. - It'd be lovely.

- I don't want to go. - We used to play together there.

We always rode in this car, but we barely spoke.

Why don't you want to?

Because you picked us up to attend the reunion, not a park.

- But it won't divert us, Flower. - I'll take by the west...

No, no, continue on the main avenue, it's faster.

- That park isn't there. - Heriberto...

No! What?

Let's keep going, there are plenty of liquor stores,

- we buy booze, snacks... - That's not a problem,

- we can buy some at the west... - I'm not going to any park!

- Please. - You listened to Conduciendo...

I want to watch the beginning of the match.

Love and only love is what keeps the universe in motion.

Does the bible say the Lord

wants us to live like animals, like the dogs?

The mass sermon is what you must learn.

That if we came here to work with the community,

we must make this people, help this people, minorities,

to look like majorities, to look like us.

- Am I clear? - But Father, why?

You are not listening to me, what do you mean why?

- Majorities are... - Come, come...

Majorities are...

What is that?

What are you looking at?

- Excuse me, where's the tequila? - Over there.

We have a special offer today. 2 bottles of rum

- and a 2 L soda for $10. - Rum?

Yes, we have four rum brands available.

- I don't drink rum, I like tequila. - I'll show you.

We also have an offer with a six-pack of beer

- and a jumbo bag of chips for $3. - No, I drink tequila,

it's what gets me excited. Excuse me, I'm looking for tequila.

Do you have any promotions?

That was yesterday's offer. Tequila Fridays.

- Today we have rum, this way. - But no one drinks rum anymore, right?

- No, no one does. - That's what I'm saying.

This way.

What if you gave me the two-for-one special?

- I couldn't. - Or mezcal, you choose,

so you don't think I'm taking advantage of you.

- I can't. - What do you mean you can't?

He's my manager.

But if you like we have a cheaper one, is it still?

No, that offer ended last week.

Oh, right.

Why don't you give me the two-for-one special in tequila?

Sorry, miss...

- You won't give me that offer, will you? - My apologies.

Fine, then bring me two bottles of tequila...

- Those are in the middle aisle. - Ok, bring them over.

- I'll get them. - That's not your job,

the lady can find them in the middle aisle, next to the mezcal.

Bring me two bottles and tell me how much it is.

- Dave! Dave! - You are so resentful!

Mexico has sunk in this state because of people like you.

Miss, you have alcohol breath.

We don't sell alcohol to people who are drunk.

- Please, leave. - Make me leave.

- I'll take the bottles. - I said no. Finish with the boxes.

I'll help you if you want.

Bring me the bottles.

Dave, show the lady the way out, please.

Miss, it'd be better to leave this.

You should be the manager here.

I will rid myself of this anger,

but you can't do so with your black skin, fucking nigger.

Now we'll listen to the national anthems ceremony

both from Honduras and the Mexican national team.

Mexico, Mexico!

Where were you Trujillo? They didn't want to sell me anything.

- Where the hell were you? - Sorry, I'm here.

I went looking for you in the car and you weren't there.

I already have children, I don't need another one.

Ok, I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm leaving now. Don't touch me!

We go to another store.

No, it’s unbelievable. Why did we have to take this road?

We should have taken another one. I'm taking a cab, I don't care.

Listen...

We'll calm down, buy tequila, have a good time and go to the reunion.

Enough! Enough! Shut up!

Flor!

- Buddy. - I got the bottles,

they also gave me samples.

We just need to wait for the car to cool down.

Hey! Yeah, man! See?

I don't like having to turn it on and off, it's an '82 so...

- I think we're taking a cab. - So we are still going.

- Fine. - Do you want to come with us?

I can't, I left the car there.

How long do you think it will take to cool down?

It's just that rush hour is near and honestly we're going far

and I want to get there already.

My mom and children are waiting for me.

It's ok.

And the bottles?

I'll pay you for those.

No, it's fine, we'll meet there.

- Sure? - Yeah, see you there.

- Ask him. - Hi, how much is it to the city outskirts?

- Where exactly? - Half a mile from the city.

- How much? - Thank you.

- Like $20. Do you have the cash? - Does he take credit cards?

Do you take credit cards?

No, thanks.

- I'm calling my cab stand. - Thank you.

They're not answering.

- Do you have Uber or whatever? - No, don't you?

No.

Excuse me, how can I get to the city outskirts?

- To the city outskirts. - Outskirts?

- Which way? - Half a mile from the city.

- I don't know. - Fuck!

This way will take you!

- Where? - Straight ahead.

It's easier this way!

- Take care. - Thank you.

- Let's go. - Now what?

Let's go, damn it!

- Get in. - Why?

Hang on.

- Do you have a pen? - Yes, give me a sec.

Give me one of those.

All right.

Ok, so you write a word. Give me one.

- Flor - No, longer.

Ok. Asshole!

Faggot asshole fairy.

Your last name.

So, you have “zenith” and “polar”,

this one becomes a “c”,

the “u” stays as is...

“Cure”

Faggot, coded in “polar zenith”, spells “cure”.

You knew this one?

No, you used to call me that, remember?

“Cure” this and that.

But then you started calling me “the cure”.

I thought it was because of the rock band...

No way... But that meant “the faggot”.

Obviously.

Here.

Give me the other one.

And “Russian”...

- You also called me that. - You drink too much.

For my white skin I think, but no!

I think the polar zenith code spelled “tuse”.

- Check it. - Let's see.

- “Russian” was a pet name. - You called me “tuse”, “cure”,

and since it was coded, my mom never knew what you really called me.

- Because my mom nagged a lot. - Yeah, it spells “tuse”.

That was Luis Andrés, he was an asshole.

You told the lady at the store to charge me in roubles

- because I was Russian. - That's true!

That idiot was a scout, he came up with the “polar zenith” code.

- It was stupid. - No, you were witty.

“Tuse cologe mitapia” that's how it is said.

- Shut up, stupid! - Come on.

Here.

You hated us, didn't you?

No!

Really.

All I remember was that time we took the photo in the park.

We played and had a great time.

That fucking photo again.

We also had a song for his white sneakers,

the ones with the little holes.

How did it go? It was...

What does Arturo Herrero say?

From Silao, Guanajuato, Piercing technology just for you.

I wanna leave already.

I want to leave and I don't want to take that road.

What are you recording?

- Be careful. - Yes!

- Get over here. - Drop it.

Grab your fucking camera, come down now.

What are you afraid of?

Getting diarrhea while celebrating mass.

You?

Look at your neatly polished shoes.

I would like to say Father Gustavo

speaks more like a politician than like a priest,

the car he drives has an unknown origin, what else?

Quit fucking around.

I'm recording you.

Stop it!

You look lovely with the sunrise.

Stop it!

Don't film me!

DON'T TELL ME THAT I HAVEN'T WARNED YOU

Hello,

can I...

have a small burger?

The big one is cheaper.

Actually, I'll have the big one.

But just that, nothing else!

It's cheaper in combo.

Ok, I prefer the small combo. Thank you.

There's no small or large, it's all the same.

Any one!

Do you know the score of the Mexico's match?

No.

Thank you.

I think this will do it.

At least for today.

- Its time is coming. - Do you remember Daniela Millan?

Yes, is she going?

I don't think so.

She never does.

The one who goes is Norma Angelica and the dork

with the silly backpack.

Bermea.

That one.

But the other fucking fatty never goes.

Do you remember what she did to me?

When we were in 5th grade, she collected signatures

to have me expelled from school. Don't you remember?

No.

That's strange, everybody remembers.

I rarely saw you guys then.

She accused me of theft.

She collected signatures in each classroom.

It said "Sign here to have Flor Pastrana expelled".

She tried to convince...

all the students.

Do you know how I found out?

Daneth's sister signature was on it.

That fucking fatty went all the way to the principal's office.

- Don't you remember that? - No.

You just remember what's convenient to you.

How many signatures did she collect?

She almost made it.

My brother was ashamed to see me in the schoolyard.

There were some who stopped talking to me.

But she didn't make it happen.

I wore a tight dress for graduation just to piss

that fatty off.

It was a blue dress with frills.

It was very pretty, don't you remember?

I didn't go to the graduation, Flor.

How did you knew Daneth's sister signed?

"Know", not "Knew".

My mom collected all the pages with the signatures.

I saw them all.

I saw Fabiola's, Vanessa's,

those were my friends, Claudia Solorzano.

Even having signed all those papers,

every time my mom made picnics, they attended.

Pepe Nassif and his gang.

But don't feel sorry for me,

I'm telling you this so you quit playing the martyr.

We are all somebody else's executioners.

- All of us. - I'm not playing the martyr.

"I didn't go to the graduation."

"They made fun of my sneakers."

Quit playing the victim.

I'm not doing it!

I signed.

Be careful,

your hand might get hurt.

Didn't you see my signature?

Surely not, you didn't even remember me. But...

Yes, I signed.

Sorry.

Mexico tied it.

A guy broke his arm.

- Go! - What?

Get in. Let's go.

Should I follow the city grid guide and head to the freeway?

Yes.

- Man, want a fry? - No, thanks.

Did you have a crush on Luis Andrés?

What? He can say "no".

You can say "no".

I don't think about things from the past.

You don't say.

Like going to the park when we were children.

That was just to take a picture.

And that's traveling to the future or what?

You're so inconsistent, man.

I'm telling you, he never gives direct answers.

Did you like him or not? What's the problem with that?

It's not a contradiction.

He always answers something else,

must be something they teach at the seminary.

"Father, did you fuck that young man?"

"I think Rafael Nadal's level of play has lowered".

Once this old junk starts, drive straight ahead to the freeway.

Fry?

Heri, have you ever played "Blind man's bluff"?

No, stop it! Don't be a jerk!

- You're crazy! - Stop! You're such a baby!

You are already somebody else, you have been able

to tear the chain that tied you up.

Who are you calling?

You'll see.

Stop that.

Luis Andrés.

Why the urgency?

Hello, honey! How's the party?

You went with Michelle?

You should've waited for us.

Is she still covered in acne?

Guess what? We're here with one of your fans.

No, I mean a fanboy.

You're unbearable.

Yes, we're on our way, it's just that we're going slow.

Slow.

On a car you'll surely remember.

Let me put your fanboy on the phone, see if you recognize him.

You're so bitter, it's Heriberto.

What do you mean "Heriberto who"?

The Russian.

Miss Julieta's son.

I liked Miss Julieta. He liked her too!

He's asking what you do for a living.

I'm unemployed right now.

He's asking if you can get him a job.

Like he could!

What do I know? You ask him.

Let me put him on the phone.

It's Luis Andrés.

I can't drive and speak on the phone at the same time.

Answer it.

Yes, but I'm driving.

He's hearing you.

Hello?

Hello?

What's wrong?

It got cut off.

I dreamt I spoke with God.

What did he tell you?

He said...

"Touch this button".

Would you like me to tell you everything?

Yes, please.

I want to film it.

He said...

"If you touch this button,

every exceeding person in this world will die".

So you touched it?

Yes.

How would they die?

Just like that.

Painlessly.

I said...

"Lord, which are the excess people?

Tell me who they are."

He didn't answer...

because I already knew.

Who are they?

The abusive,

the ungrateful,

the corrupt ones.

I told him, "but that's many people".

Too much.

"How can I do them such thing?"

What did he reply?

Do it after supper...

and before praying the rosary.

There is an excess of us, Heriberto.

Come on, Russian, open up!

Wait, these doors won't open from the inside.

- I need to pee. - The actuator broke.

Russian, open up, I need to pee.

This place is a bit dangerous. Give me your jacket.

I need you to keep an eye on me.

The car will cool down again, Flor.

I mean now, shit!

- I'm peeing myself. - Coming! Calm down!

The engine is going to cool down.

Well then, keep it warm!

Come on, sugar! Move your ass, I need you to watch over me.

Drink!

No, I'm driving.

Come on. Drink.

Take a good swig,

that hoe already drank half the bottle.

More. Go, go.

That's it. Well done, ruski.

I really like her!

That every time I see her I like her more.

Did you see those lips? Like...

just there to give them a good kissing or biting.

I think I would have married her.

You mean Flor.

Definitely not Madonna, dude!

Fucking Luis An...

Did you know they dated in 9th grade?

Where did you study junior high?

I went to a state school.

For three years I hit on her,

she friend zoned me time and again.

And I sucked it up, you know, doing my thing little by little.

Then one day, stupid Luis Andrés says:

"Flowercita is the only one I haven't done,"

"it's not like I'm gonna hold it back from her".

As if his dick was some sort of gift

from the gods to women on earth.

And they all fell for him.

I got only scraps!

Just marginally getting some,

but never her.

How funny is that?

Smoke?

No, thanks.

The city clouds our perspective.

Everything looks worse from here.

That's why I went to live in the country.

You should do the same.

No way, you're funny, Russian.

The country is for cattle.

No woman ever rejects that guy.

He's my hero, man.

All set!

- Did it go well? - No, I peed my pants.

- Does it turn you on or what? - You have no idea.

- I have a surprise for you. - I think I'm not going anymore.

- What? - More like I'm really not going.

- I'll drive you to a cab station. - No, no, no.

- I said I'd drive you, but... - No, no,

I have a surprise for you.

Come on, sweet little Russian, come.

- I have a surprise for you. - What kind of surprise?

It's better than that picture you wanted,

it's a graduation surprise.

- I don't want to go. - Come on.

- They're waiting for us, let's go. - Can you please close?

You've got to be fucking kidding me!

Gerardo, this is them.

So they made up their mind?

What's with the blondie?

- Do you have a nickname? - "Boobies".

Like "Boobs" or something?

"Boobs" .

This way.

And will you do the catering?

Yeah, or you can indulge yourselves.

Come in. This way.

- But you will look after us, right? - Sure, certainly.

After you, mate.

Will it rain?

I don't know. Maybe...

Well, you're of no help at all then.

What's with the pretty furry coat?

- You like it? - You look like a Peter Puffer.

It's awesome, you tell your old man.

OK.

How much is it, like $30?

How's the party punch?

- Thanks, you'll stick around? - Yes.

Hi, how's it going?

Hi, Marcelo.

- Hi, how's it going? - I'm Marcelo.

You got here just in time.

- It's my friend Borra's birthday. - Is it?

Is it your birthday? Congratulations!

Don't stay here. Come in.

This is Heriberto, everyone.

We're celebrating his graduation.

So, we have a double party.

- Take it! - Thank you!

Have him dance for us!

Cheers, everyone!

Cheers to Borra, cheers!

- Cheers! - Come on!

Bottoms up!

Ok, go.

Go! Go!

You too.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Drink up, man. - It's not my graduation.

- Isn't it your graduation? - Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

Dance!

We're celebrating, relax your body.

We should go now.

I forgive you, Heri...

for collecting all those signatures.

Dance! Dance!

Come on, man. You're taking long.

Come on, Heri!

We're leaving, let's just celebrate a little while.

Then we'll go.

Dance with me. This dude is all apathetic.

My boyfriend is over there, thank you, but he's there.

You can't dance, it's different.

You're kidding, with $10 you can buy one of these.

More like $5.

What do sponges do?

They soak it all up!

- Which one, man? - No way.

You're uncomfortable, aren't you? What's wrong? You angry?

What's up?

I know. It's not because of you.

We're messing with you too much?

It's not like that, we're cool.

No, it's not you, it's not.

We were on our way to a reunion.

What's up?

- Another, another. - What's with this?

Congratulations!

Hold on! You'll spill it.

He's taking him away, man.

Dude!

- Take a puff. - We'll be late.

Relax, man.

- Take a puff... - No!

Aren't we buddies?

I'm leaving, I can see you're not.

Get back here, Heri!

Where are you going, man?

Hang on, dude, it's our party, man!

The party is this way, why are you leaving?

Come on. Come, dude! The blondie can stay then.

It's your graduation.

Why are you messing with my woman?

Hey, calm down.

Hey, calm down, he's gay.

Hey, he is a homo.

Touch this, man! Touch it!

This is good stuff!

It's my birthday and it's your graduation,

let me buy you a drink.

Quit whining like a little girl.

I'm chill, come with me.

Relax! Sit down!

He's afraid his clothes will get dirty,

put something on him.

Let's put a bib on the baby girl!

Look, man. Just for you.

Gorgeous.

Give him some.

Come on.

Bottoms up! Bottoms up!

Bottoms up!

One more!

Go, go, go.

Selfie, dude.

Don't get uptight!

Loosen up, man!

- Selfie, selfie. - Are you in?

No. That shit gives me headaches.

Take out the camera.

- He doesn't want to. - Get him up!

You don't? Stand up.

- Come on! - We're just chilling.

Stop!

It's all over now.

At least my mom's coat is fine.

If you want, we can go to that park

to get that picture we wanted.

Huh, Russian?

It's dark already.

At least I will be making five grand!

Shut up, Trujo!

"Oh no, Luis An, I'm running late,

I ran into well... a trap house."

Fuck! It's my mom.

"I'm sorry mom, oh..."

Russian, please answer.

I can't drive and speak on the phone simultaneously.

Please tell her I'm...

That we haven't gotten there.

We're no longer going to that reunion.

No.

I can't get home like this.

So...

Russian!

Are we at your place, Russian?

What are you doing?

Russian!

Russian?

IF YOU FALL, YOU SHALL GET UP IF YOU GET UP, YOU SHALL GO ON

IF YOU GO ON IS TO GET WHERE YOU WISH TO

IF YOU GET THERE IS TO KNOW THE BEST IS COMING...

BEFORE THE END DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF

The night has lapsed,

don't let your joy fade or allow...

Yes, it’s serious.

Take it!

Rigoberto...

Heriberto, why are you so late?

Can I have a word with you?

You're not even greeting me?

Yes.

Ok.

...like it was nothing.

You arrive four hours late.

...and love.

These guys are hilarious.

Weren't you coming with Flor and Truji?

No...

they didn't make it.

They didn't?

No.

How long has it been since we last met?

It seems it was only yesterday.

About that call from today...

It doesn't matter.

Forgive me, Heri!

For everything!

Forgive us all.

I’m glad you came.

You got a whole lot of grey hair.

What did you want to tell me?

Never mind!

Alright.

...if it worked... my sister...

Piercing technology...

Wait!

Here, here, that's it!

Give me a kiss, give me a kiss.

What generation were you?

80’s.

This guy's not even from school.

Where's Flor?

We're going to my mom's bedroom!

Hi, mommy, who is this?

Open it!

- Bravo! - Flor!

Flor!

It’s a teddy.

We say “cheese” on three, ready? One, two...

I'm going to tell you something very important,

I love them.