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Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours.

Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours.

Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours.

We will not lose, we will not fall.

We will defeat them all.

We will not lose, we will not fall.

We will defeat them all.

Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours.

We will not lose, we will not fall.

We will defeat them all.

Yes?

Dear, can we speak to someone older at home?

- Yes? - Someone older?

Will I do or do you want someone even older?

Grandma.

We had come to meet Rani.

We had some work with her.

Work? Are you planning to make a quilt?

You are all idlers, all you do is gossip.

Grandma, we have arranged for a program for daughters.

We have even invited a singer?

Mohammad Shariq will be performing?

- No. - Then I won't attend it.

That's who I want to see and hear.

Oh Mohammad Shariq!

My dream of seeing you remains incomplete.

If God has blessed me with a grandson..

..then I'll come to meet you right away, on the scooter.

Mohammad Shariq, how about you coming here to meet me?

Grandma, can we meet Rani?

Shall I call her?

No brother, we were just saying that we've arranged for a program.

If anyone is free at home then they should attend it.

Take my father, he is free.

How about sending the women to the show instead?

Don't you have any duties towards daughters?

Were we the only ones chosen to look after daughters?

My father is responsible for four.

Out of those, three of them are still single.

The one he managed to get married..

..and her husband gives me the shivers.

Now I am scared to get others married.

My grandma took it forward with me.

She forced me to be responsible for two.

Now I too feel like having some relief.

Moreover, you've come here to seek donation early in the morning.

Don't you have anything else to do? Get lost from here.

Don't assume..

Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

- ..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours. - Go away, Ms. Firestorm!

Don't assume we are delicate as flowers..

- ..we're women of India, fire runs in the veins of ours. - God, why do you send..

..such people home so early in the morning?

They only add insult to the injury.

Don't you think?

Don't you think there should be another son in this house other than me?

Come on, aunt.

- Let's go. - Come here.

Why do you address her as aunt?

Can't you address her as sister?

My father has already done enough damage.

At least you have some shame.

Grandma, can't you teach them anything?

Fine dear, don't address her as aunt.

You can address her as Chacha (father's younger brother).

Well done. Chacha! Why stop at that!

Why not be more modern. Ask her to address her as uncle.

Let's go, uncle-ji.

Go. Address her as uncle and embarrass me.

You don't want me to face the society.

Why am I surrounded with so many women?

Well done! Rani!

Yes?

Please come here, Rani.

Coming!

My family was already filled with lunatics.

Have you too started losing your mind?

Look the water is boiling.

Is anyone here even concerned?

I was about to switch it off.

You lot are only concerned about saving the daughters.

How about saving some electricity too?

What?

What?

Grandma, I am begging to you here.

What are you signalling me? Continue praying.

I don't know what my family keep saying.

I wonder what grandma keeps signalling me about.

Oh damn, that's boiling hot. I should have mixed some cold water.

- That's what I was saying. - I am doomed.

- The water is too hot, mix some cold water in it. - This family wants to burn me.

Here you go.

Brother, money?

I can tie these later. Let me give you some money first.

Why do you address me as brother anyway?

Why not just call me ATM?

You attend so many classes.

How about giving tuitions to kids?

Here, spend it.

My mother's daughter..

..you will learn a lesson when I get fed up of you all and do something drastic.

Why do you look so sad?

I am not going to die. I'll leave my job.

It's not that funny. Stop laughing.

And get this straight.

No one will listen to Durga.

She shouldn't enter this house. Do you understand?

Pick this up. Which idiot kept it here?

- Father! - Yes.

Wake up, father. The sun is high in the sky.

The gas cylinder is weeping before me.

It was supposed to be refilled two days ago.

- Get the job done. - I have done my job, Minder.

I have done my Yoga, my exercises.

After that doctor wants me to rest.

Doctor advices rest for a few days and not years.

Which doctor advices you to rest?

Give me his number, I'll talk to him.

- No, you cannot talk to him. - Why?

He died long back.

If he is dead then how about you proving that you are still alive?

- Don't you think you are too lazy? - No.

Hurry up, I need to leave.

- Then take it as it is. - No, I have some time to spare.

- Hello! - Hey! Hey!

Kheera, here comes another troubled soul.

How are you, Dharmendra?

Share some of your sorrows.

One should not only mention sorrows.

It's joys and sorrows.

How can he share any of his joys?

His life is void of it.

Don't feel angry.

We are just joking.

Uncle, there is a snake below that plank.

- Oh, damn. - Watch out!

Happy now?

He pulled your leg instead.

It's okay. I'll teach him a lesson.

- Madam's not here? - She's in her cabin.

- Madam! - Yes?

Dharmendra is here.

He is 17 minutes and 20 seconds late.

This man is incorrigible.

Oh!

So you are finally here.

If you love to come late..

..then why don't you find yourself another job?

Madam, I've told you I need to do..

..some household chores before I leave that's why.

Yes, of course.

Then concentrate on your household chores only.

I'll send your salary home.

Sorry.

Why trouble yourself by apologising every day?

Record it and sent it over.

I'll play it on my own. Okay?

If you are done getting yourself insulted then shall we leave?

We need to get insulted some more from others.

Let's go.

Come on.

Why do you always look so sad?

You should get married then you too will be the same.

I won't make this mistake.

Come on, start it.

No brother, you cannot skip turns just because we are friends.

It's your turn today.

Come on, we will take yours today.

Give me the keys.

Come on, kickstart it.

I cannot kick.

I have been advised by Babaji not to wear slipper for a week.

Only then will my wish come true.

Today is the last day. Let's go.

You and your Baba.

Don't abuse my Baba.

Praises to him!

Come on, start. What is wrong with you?

Why don't you sell this fuel burner and buy a new one?

No, it is a gift from the in-laws for the wedding.

I cannot sell it.

I don't know what issues it has with me.

It wouldn't have troubled you like this..

..if you had brought a motorcycle instead.

This is bound to trouble you, it is female.

A scooter is female.

It is being true to its nature by troubling you.

Stop your nonsense.

Hey!

Wait.

We didn't even put the keys on.

Then why did you ask me to kick?

Just.

Babaji had told me that the way I behave..

..I am bound to get slapped some day.

And I did. Do it again.

Don't slap me, kickstart it.

- Come on, start kicking. - First start the engine.

Hail Babaji!

You know Kanchan really likes me.

But she is too shy to tell me.

Hello!

Hello, son.

How are you, Beauty?

- So.. - Hello, uncle. Hello, auntie.

Hello, auntie.

Hail Babaji. Here you go.

Here's your order.

What order? We didn't put in any orders.

And I had called you. Why didn't you answer your phone?

My phone got hanged.

Then why don't you too get hanged?

The previous sims haven't been sold as yet.

And we won't have any sales today either.

Why so, auntie?

Because he came here.

Nothing good happens once you see his face early in the morning.

Why don't you come instead of him?

Don't be so angry, auntie.

Here are 50 sims on a special offer. Take them.

What's the special offer in these?

The special offer is that if you sell 50 sims in one month..

..then in a lucky draw you can win a beautiful motorcycle.

Both of you can wear beautiful clothes and visit your in-laws.

Right, uncle? You fool, he is already staying with his in-laws.

He is son-in-law who stays with his in-laws.

Like hell he will go anywhere.

I thought so.

Goli, don't you back out from the motorcycle offer.

- There are many other places we two can visit. - Yes!

There are many places!

Think before you speak.

Pankaj! Coffee!

Okay. Cool, I'll get it.

- All these documents.. - I ordered coffee for myself.

- Oh. - Order a coffee.

- Okay. - Hurry up.

Let's go, Dharmendra. Bye.

Listen, what lies are you telling them?

What motorcycle? What will you give them next time?

Don't worry. Next time we will tell them that we returned the motorcycle.

We thought we would give them a car instead.

Careful, or else auntie will confiscate my in-laws scooter..

..because of your car and motorcycle.

She won't. Don't be scared. Come on.

- You want us to perform here? - Yes.

Yes, you have come at the right place.

- Welcome. - Yes.

I won't be staying. I will be going.

There will be more people on the stage..

..than there are in the crowd.

But we have paid you.

Like you paid me millions.

You have just given a token. You cannot buy us with a token.

We thought we will make good money here.

But looking at the crowd I don't think.

..we will make more than 150.

Get this straight. This will get brother angry.

He won't sing.

Give them their money back.

Didn't I tell you? Brother won't sing.

I will sing here for sure.

Give the money you have taken from them.

Because this concerns our daughters.

You don't take money from daughters.

You give money to daughters.

As far as the crowd is concerned..

You wait till I start performing..

..so much crowd will gather that the stage will break.

Thank you. Thank you.

"From where do I get the right words to describe you?"

"How do I praise you enough, dear?"

"Are you like the nature or is the nature like you?"

"You were born on earth, yet you are like the moon."

"I am not worthy enough to put a value on you."

"I am not worthy enough."

"I am not worthy enough to put a value on you."

"You are precious and fortunate."

"Looks like God took His own sweet time to make you."

"You look so beautiful even when you stay simple."

"Travellers forget their way when they see you."

"Your face and nature opens many doors."

"You are a bright light."

"You are a bright light and I am worthless."

"That's why oh beautiful, I have fallen for you."

"You are like a spring, dear."

"I can surrender everything in this world for you."

"You brighten up my world."

"I drown in your mesmerising eyes."

"I keep you safe you, are more precious than my life."

You are more precious."

"I keep you safe you, are more precious than my life."

"I feel fortunate to have you in my life."

Idiots send their wives to such shows.

Like you send yours.

No way! I would never.

Look over there, your Queen Victoria is sitting over there.

Just like a best man sits next to the bridegroom.

Where? Rani!

Rani!

- What is this? Go home! - Let's go.

Go home!

They look so beautiful while dancing.

Tell me what happened. Let us laugh as well.

Tochi, sister-in-law no longer listens to Dharmendra.

Shut up. Dharmendra, I am with you.

Look at me.

My wife doesn't listen to me either.

You should know that now is not the time to feel sad..

..it is time to be brave.

These women are going to kill me.

What do I tell you?

I have to do everything at home.

When I go home, the females there trouble me.

When I go to office, madam troubles me.

Whatever peace I am left with is drained away by Durga.

I have done it!

Your brother has done it!

Bhappi had done it!

- Have some sweets. - Come here.

- Careful there. - Have some sweets, brother.

- Take it. - Eat it.

At least ask what are we celebrating.

- What are we celebrating? - I won the game!

I hit a jackpot. I had a son.

Well done, Bhappi.

He is celebrating like he has won a motorbike.

Oh, God!

You have blessed people like with sons as well.

Tell me, which Facebook photo of yours didn't I share?

Brother, you are the one who has to try.

God won't just email you a son.

No brother, no way.

I feel scared.

What if we have another girl?

Brother, God doesn't bless everyone with a son.

Look at me.

I am childless, I am yearning for a child.

- Tochi.. - Yes?

You won many games at the playground.

Yes, I did.

What went wrong at the family front?

Well!

Brother, I once played a game after injecting myself.

Did the injection work?

Yes, but only during the match.

I didn't even qualify at the family front.

Tell me this is wrong.

It is wrong to inject yourself and play the game.

Whether or not you agree Dharmendra, but he is sadder than you are.

Yes.

I suggest you pay my Baba a visit.

- But you don't listen to me. - Forget it.

What will I gain by going to your Baba?

I did so many things last time at aunt's request.

- Listen to me carefully. - Okay.

- Take 1.25 guz of cloth.. - Okay.

- Add 1.25 kilos almonds.. - Okay.

A quarter kilo khuskhus.

- Okay. - A quarter kilo dates.

- Why dates? - We still don't have a son.

We should offer dates anyway?

If we give then only will we be able to offer it to the child later.

- Okay. - Right?

- 21 black peppers. - Okay.

- And a small piece of nail of the smallest toe of a black cow's calf. - Is it?

Nails? Why the nails?

To nail good fortunate. Don't interrupt, mother.

You don't know anything.

250 of black lentils.

Ask the father to wear shoes early in the morning add offer it to the tree.

As soon as he offers it, he will be blessed with a son.

- He will be blessed with a son? - Yes.

Really? You will get so many grandsons.

You won't be able to handle them.

You will keep changing diapers all day.

- You will keep changing diapers all day. - Yes.

I will have to do a lot of work but it will keep me busy.

What did I gain?

I got a girl.

My Baba is not like that, Dharmendra.

Come on, what are you saying?

Is your Baba government certified?

Brothers, are we going to drink this alcohol or should I throw it away?

No, who says we won't drink it?

Grab your drinks, buddies.

- This is a limit. - Come on.

What name have you given to your son?

Gagan Goga.

So we will drink this peg for Gagan Goga.

You will spoil my son.

- Cheers! - This is a cold drink.

Should I serve dinner?

Sister? Why can't I wear a dress?

I really feel like wearing a dress.

Why should we make you wear a dress?

We have brought you up like boys.

You should dress up like boys.

God hasn't destined me to have a grandson.

We fulfil our dreams through you.

Grandma, if you are so desperate then you wear jeans instead.

I would, but I am scared of what people would say.

Grandma, here, have a stuffed bread.

I cannot eat this.

If God has blessed me with a grandson..

..then both he and I would enjoy delicacies.

There. He left. He doesn't listen to me.

Get two more stuffed bread for me.

She already eats four.

We wouldn't have been able to sate her if she had a grandson.

Brother..

Yes?

You took 100 from me just yesterday. You are back already?

Brother, we don't want money.

We just wanted to say that when we wait for the rickshaw..

- ..some boys tease us. - Yes, brother.

- You too? - No, brother.

Who all do I fight with for you?

No brother, I am not asking you to fight.

Can we take your scooter?

Here.

Let's go.

- Goli. - Yes?

Goli, pick me up from home.

Fine. - Okay.

Father..

There is a bill kept on top of the refrigerator, pay it.

First let me crush these herbs.

You can go after you crush them. But you need to pay the bill.

Dharmandra, after this I will need to rest.

Father, one day you will rest in peace because of this rest.

God, send the doctor to him or take him to the doctor.

Take this.

Take her inside and educate her if you can.

She'll become a quack if she stays with father.

Go inside.

He'll discover the cure all herb today.

Hey, where are you going?

We are going to meet Babaji. Office is this way.

Which Baba? I don't want to meet your Baba.

Sit quiet. It will only take 10 minutes.

I don't want to go with you. We are getting late.

Sit tight.

What is this nonsense?

There you go. We are late.

Wait.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Hail Babaji! Praises to him!

Babaji!

I seek your blessings, Babaji. How are you, Goli?

- That's enough, have a seat. - Okay, Babaji.

- How are you? - I am good, Babaji.

Babaji, you had asked me to remain barefoot for a week.

- I did it. - Did you benefit?

Yes, my soles have swollen.

It's okay, son. No pain no gain.

- Okay. - Note this down.

Okay.

Yes?

Yes, Babaji.

So..

[Sanskrit Chant]

[Sanskrit Chant]

Babaji, in what quantity do I need to get what?

Son, you are the first customer I have who I get angry with.

Son, this is a mantra. You need to chant it.

Okay, Babaji. Okay. Whatever you say.

Chant this mantra and you will how your guru gets scared.

But Babaji, you are my guru.

Son, I am talking about the Jupiter in your horoscope.

The planet Jupiter. Jupiter.

Okay, Babaji.

Let's go, sir.

Look son, Jupiter is looking at Venus with ill intentions.

Venus is looking at Saturn with ill intentions.

Brother, please! - Stop!

Come on.

You need to work, son.

You will find a solution only if you work on it, right?

True. Right, Babaji.

One more thing.

- Come let's go. - Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

Today before sunset, find a blind man and give him 100 rupees.

He should be blind.

Okay, Babaji.

Hail Babaji!

Oh.. Live long, be successful. How are you, Preet?

- I am doing great, Babaji. - Have a seat, please.

I am succeeding with your grace.

It's Mother Goddess' grace.

I am going for a tour in Canada.

My shows should be superhit.

Please do something.

Preet, you should cancel your tour.

Cancel it?

But Babaji, I have already taken advance.

Return the advance.

But why?

Look Preet, I never give wrong advice to my clients.

- Mars isn't working well for you. - Okay.

Because of which you shouldn't do any shows in cold places.

Shall I go to Dubai then?

Yes, Dubai is hot. You can go there.

It's not a big deal, Babaji.

That works out well.

- Sukh.. - Yes?

Cancel the Canada's tour.

Why, brother? We will lose sponsors.

I don't care.

I don't want to die.

- Babaji has ordered so. - Okay.

- There you go, Babaji. - Good.

- The job is done. - That's good, son.

Preet, there is one more thing.

Your name Preet..

It has 'ee' in it.

- Yes. - We need to put an 'I' in it.

P-R-I-T. Prit.

You'll get calls from Hollywood with Goddess' grace.

I'll do that as well, Babaji.

You should keep be generous to me like this.

It is a small thing.

- Bye, Babaji. - Okay. Okay.

- Be merciful. - May Goddess be with you.

A photo?

- Bye, Babaji. Thank you very much. - Okay, okay.

Big fan, brother.

- Yes, yes. - Let's go, sir.

Goli, have you gone crazy?

What have you gotten yourself into?

You have made me wait an hour.

You had said this won't take a minute.

Brother, he is my friend.

He follows Babajis blindly. Please talk some sense into him.

You look smart enough.

Dharmendra, he is Babaji.

He looks smart.

Gentleman, astronomy is only meant for the smart.

Astronomy is a science and I am a scientist.

And fools like him fill your coffers with money, don't they?

Shut up.

Babaji, he is my friend. Please forgive him.

It's okay Goli, I never get angry.

But angry is deadly for him.

His forehead tells me that Mars is at fault.

You should bathe with cold water. It will be beneficial.

So you want me to make Jupiter, Venus, Saturn..

..catch pneumonia by bathing in cold water?

- Well done! - Let's go.

I don't have time to waste.

You have already made me late. Let's go.

- Babaji, please forgive him. - It's okay.

- Goli, you should do what I have said. - Okay.

- Goddess will be generous. - Okay, Babaji.

Forgive him, Babaji.

Didn't your father teach you any sense as to how to talk to anyone?

Or did you act stubborn on not learning any?

And you should try what Babaji said..

..about bathing with cold water, brother.

Why? Is he a proven fact?

I didn't even believe our teachers when he said so.

Try believing it just once.

What? That it is a fact?

No brother, believe in Babaji.

Hop on, get at the back. Your life will get better.

I need to find a blind man. Do you know any blind man?

- Yes, I do. - Who?

You. You are acting blind.

This is not being blind, this is called devotion.

- You too will start believing. - Right, it's your devotion.

Are you looking at this month's target?

What were our targets and what did we achieve?

Have some shame.

I think that day isn't far away when I will close down my company.

Only because of all of you.

Madam, Dharmendra is here.

Welcome. I welcome you.

Madam, we had gone to deliver yesterday's sims.

Really?

It's never possible that Dharmendra comes to office on time.

You too are late.

Dharmendra, if you have time to spare..

..can you deliver the sims.

Let me know, otherwise I will shut down my company.

Your colleagues have fulfilled their targets long back.

I think your target is that you won't fulfil the target.

No madam, I have no such target.

My target is to fulfil the target.

I target you that in a few days my targets will match my colleagues target.

What is this target nonsense?

Go and deliver the targets.

I mean go and deliver the sims.

Madam, it is his target to be late as well.

Don't make me hit you.

- Madam! - Let's go.

Let's get to work.

Oh. I found you with great difficulty.

I wanted to give you some help.

Take this.

Keep this.

Hail Babaji! Praises to him.

This note won't even work as a 50.

You aren't blind? No.

Oh God, either help me find a blind or make me one.

- Rani! - Coming.

Rani, take my bag.

- Where are you going? - I have some work.

I will be right back.

- Hello, uncle. - So, I finally catch you at home.

- Hello, aunt. - How are you?

- Hello, grandpa. - Well done.

- Father! - Very good.

- Hello, brother-in-law. - Hello.

- Hello. - Hello grandma, how are you?

How is your mother?

Is your mother doing well?

- Oh I see, auto cut. - Yes, grandma.

Tony, let's sit on the ground.

- I'll get the chairs. - Give me the chair.

Here.

Come on, leave. Take this as well.

Do you offer water or should I bring some for myself?

- Go, your uncle is here. - Let's go.

Very good. Everyone leave.

I brought my own bottle.

I know how you are.

It's okay.

Wasn't there an iron kept over here?

We'll iron them later. Stay here for a while.

Stay.

You should take deep breaths.

Yes.

No, thanks. I have stopped having it.

Father?

No, father is on bed rest.

- 30-30? - No, brother-in-law.

A few pegs kill all the germs.

If I die because I had it on empty stomach then I'll ruin you all.

You are still sitting here?

I'll go and get some snacks.

Father, you should reduce the crowd.

Get these girls married and get rid of them.

That's smart of you.

There you go.

Onion? Chopped onions?

I'll get it.

Father, if you think you will find someone like me then you are delusional.

I don't travel in the bus like you.

I have my own vehicle.

A mini tempo.

Start the engine and get going.

Hit the brakes, why are you wasting fuel?

- Father.. - Yes, son?

The way alcohol tastes with chicken..

..it only tastes like that with chicken.

Chicken.

So brother-in-law, shall I ask them to make chicken?

No, I..

- It's too heavy. - No, I'll do it if you insist.

No..

Like father says, rest.

Rest is best.

Let's go, son.

Your son is over there.

Really?

Sometimes the voice echoes from other direction.

I have paid for it.

So father, do you have any demands?

No Dharmendra, we should get to bed now.

I need to rest in the morning.

It's getting later.

Rani! Shammi!

- Yes? - What is this?

Where is hot water?

I had filled it.

I brought the rod to heat the water or my mind?

How are you?

The fun you have when you bathe in hot water..

Don't you have any sense?

I need to get to work. I am late.

I will have to bathe in cold water today.

Why don't you pay attention?

Pammi, couldn't you pay attention?

Shammi, couldn't you pay attention?

Manu, why didn't you pay attention?

Rano, why didn't you pay attention?

Grandma, you..?

Say it. Why did you stop?

- Look at this, this is so beautiful. - If God has blessed me with a grandson..

..then we wouldn't have these fights over hot water.

Would God have blessed her with a grandson or a geyser?

Only grandma understands her logic.

Let's go.

Tony, don't you want to go to school?

I don't go to school.

Look uncle, he won't study. He will fail.

Dear, sons get educated in their mother's wombs.

Its always written. Educate the daughters, save the daughters.

Have you ever read? Educate the sons, save the sons.

Saw that?

Right, Dharma?

You understand your uncle better?

Who will go to school? Your father?

Let's go, you are getting late.

Why are you hitting me?

Pammi, did you wash my clothes or should I leave?

It's not a problem, brother-in-law.

We brought a new washing machine.

It will only take 5 minutes.

Well done.

Your sister.. struggles and washes clothes.

And you own a washing machine.

Grandma, why is brother-in-law upset? - I don't know.

- I'll teach them a lesson. - Let's go.

I seek your blessings, father.

Let's go.

This is a limit.

He takes whatever he likes.

Back then, he took our daughter.

Now he wants our washing machine.

Don't smile too much in front of him.

Or he will stake claim on you as well.

I..

Sister-in-law..

How are you, Mowgli?

How are you, Ravi?

Yes.

Dharmendra..

Madam, I have come on time today. You can see.

Oh yes.

You have done me a huge favour.

Okay tell me, do you know that our company had a lucky draw every month?

- Yes. - It's so surprising..

..that you won the draw this time.

- No. - Yes.

- Really? - Yes.

You are very fortunate.

You come late. You take the salary.

Look at that girl.

She has been coming on time since three years.

Poor girl never won the draw.

It is great for you.

Enjoy the fruits while God is being generous.

Take it. Enjoy.

Hey?

Looks like you bathed with cold water.

Yes.

See, you listened to Babaji and you got money.

If you listen to him again then you will also get a son.

I was forced to bathe with cold water.

Do you understand? - My brother-in-law stole my hot water.

How is it Baba's fault?

- Not fault, a miracle. - Right.

Anyway, forget it, it's not like you'll listen to anyone.

But we deserve a party today, brother.

Right?

Yes, we will party.

Let me call up, Bhappi.

How did this happen?

Anyway.

Bhappi, let's meet at uncle's restaurant.

Bring Tochi with you.

Okay, fine.

Sing a peppy song and create a lively atmosphere.

- Yes, brother. - We are celebrating.

You spoke my heart out.

Our men don't understand anything meaningful anyway.

Get ready then.

I'll start preparing.

Come on, boys.

- Yes, brother. - Let's go for it.

"My challenges can be heard till the next village."

"All your moves fail before me."

"My challenges can be heard till the next village."

"All your moves fail before me."

"I am high on alcohol today."

"Don't stop me from dancing today."

"I have gone crazy."

"Don't stop me from dancing today."

"I have gone crazy."

"Don't stop me from dancing today."

"I have gone crazy."

"We are in a party and everybody's watching us."

"People are dancing on top of the table today."

"We are in a party and everybody's watching us."

"People are dancing on top of the table today."

"We will break all rules today."

"Let me make myself another drink."

"I have nothing else to do."

"Let me make myself another drink."

"I have nothing else to do."

"Let me make myself another drink."

"I have nothing else to do."

"My eyes are redder than the fire."

"We destroy the one who challenges us."

"My eyes are redder than the fire."

"We destroy the one who challenges us."

"We stick to our word."

"We are always eager to pick up a fight."

"We are late at everything else."

"We are always eager to pick up a fight."

"We are late at everything else."

"We are always eager to pick up a fight."

"We are late at everything else."

"I have gone crazy."

"Don't stop me from dancing today."

"I have gone crazy."

"Apart from causing trouble..."

"I have nothing else to do."

"Apart from causing trouble..."

"I have nothing else to do."

"Apart from causing trouble..."

"I have nothing else to do."

"I have nothing else to do."

- I am home. - Bye, then.

Give me a hug.

Okay?

Go.

- Goli? - Yes?

Come here.

What?

- We will go there tomorrow. - Where?

To meet your Baba.

- Are you telling the truth? - Yes, let's go.

- Are you sure? - Sure.

What happened? Why are you crying?

I am not crying, I am laughing.

I am laughing from the bottom of my heart.

Now will you manage to go on your own or should I drop you?

Please drop me home.

- Okay. I will. - Okay.

Be careful.

"I have nothing.."

You didn't sleep as yet?

No. Should I serve dinner?

You ate?

Yes.

Then I ate as well.

Where's the little one?

She slept with grandma today.

I am getting a lot of good news these days.

Give it, why are you breaking its bones?

No, I have some time to spare.

Hello, Goli?

- How are you? - Good.

- How are you, uncle? - I am good, Goli.

But I wanted to give you an advice.

You too should get married like your friend.

Both of you can then share each other's sorrows.

Uncle, I want to get married but I cannot find a suitable girl.

Why don't you find me one who is related to you?

Let me know if you find one.

I have no issues.

- Happy now? - Get lost!

Goli, why did you stop here? They are idlers. Let's go.

You need courage to be idle.

If you have the courage then be one.

Stupid, how can he be idle?

He has three sisters and two daughters to marry.

If he stays idle..

..everyone in the society will have to chip in to get them married.

No one will even offer him any suggestions..

..and you expect them to give him money?

Careful uncle, that brick's going to fall on you.

Let's go.

Happy now?

Take the turn.

We need to go this way, to office. Where are you going?

We are going to meet Babaji.

You had told me last night that you want to visit him.

Stop, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

Wait a minute.

Have you lost your mind?

When did I tell you that I want to visit your Baba?

You are cooking up stories now.

I don't know what's wrong today. Everyone's acting crazy.

Dharmendra, heed my advice and go to him.

You know how miraculous he is.

You should try his advice.

Dharmendra, don't you want to have a son..

..so that you can lie on the bed and rest.

Your son will do all the work, look after you.

He will love you, respect you. Dharmendra, just think about it.

Father, at least give me a proof that you are alive.

Get up and do some work.

Jinder, my father used to say..

..that you should do yoga after your morning walk and then rest.

I am resting, son.

Are you crazy, you have brought me back to this place?

- This is a limit. - I told you..

Listen to me.

Now that you are here, what is the harm in going inside?

I told you, I don't want to go inside.

Come on, it's not a big deal.

We will just sit and talk for two minutes.

You can leave if you don't like what he says.

Come on.

Talk to him, I am getting late.

You can talk to him, I am leaving.

Again?

Babaji?

Please help my friend as well.

Did he bathe with cold water?

Yes, Babaji.

He benefited from it as well.

But Babaji, he faces another problem.

You should get rid of that as well.

He.. - Wants a son.

You are great.

I didn't tell him.

I told you he knows what lies in everyone's hearts.

I don't read hearts, son.

I read foreheads.

- Hail to you! - Like I told you before..

- Hail to you! - Astronomy is a science.

And I am scientist.

You are destined to have a child.

I already have two girls.

Son, I am talking about a male child.

Third and the last.

If you do as I say, you will have a son.

He will do it, Babaji.

He surely will do it.

Fine.

On Monday, invite 11 sages home and feed them rice pudding.

Okay.

We don't even feed rice pudding to our sister's husband.

You want us to feed rice pudding to sages?

Let's go. I am leaving. I am getting late.

We will feed them, Babaji.

-Yes, yes. - Let's go.

Bye.

- Babaji. - Okay.

We will surely feed them.

Allow me to leave now. Hail to you!

- Hail to Babaji! - Hail Lord Shiva!

Sages are here to bless you.

Hail Lord Shiva!

Oh wonderful.

- Feed them and get a son. - Hail Lord Shiva!

- Hail Lord Shiva! - Hail! Hail to Babaji!

Hail!

He never does anything right.

You asked you to get nine of them, you brought only eight.

You are strange. Wait.

One, two, three, four.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Bhappi, I will kill you.

Count the sages right.

I'll slap you.

Wait, one, two, three, four.

Five, six, seven, eight, err..

Excuse me.

There he is.

Goli, I found him.

- Come on out, sage. - He found him.

Come with me. Come here, sage.

Come on, I'll feed you rice pudding.

Son, how can I eat rice pudding?

My knees have gone stiff.

Sage, you are going to eat with your mouth and not your knees.

- Don't joke with me. - Come with me.

Come with me, Sage. This way.

- Hail to Babaji! - Hail Lord Shiva!

This way. Welcome.

We did all this for you.

Look how many sages we have gathered.

Hurry up, we need to go to work as well.

Work? Like you work with the railways.

Sit there quietly.

Go.

I won't. You feed them.

I'll feed them, no problem.

It's you who wants a son, I want a wife.

What if I feed them rice pudding and my wife..

..starts carrying my son before we can get married?

It won't be good, right?

You feed them the rice pudding.

I guarantee you that you'll have a son.

- How can you guarantee it? - Trust Babaji.

Come on, do it. Remove your slippers. Hurry up.

Come on, very good.

He doesn't even offer water to his father..

..and he is offering rice pudding to sages.

Then he accuses his father of resting.

- What are you making me do? - I am here for you.

This doesn't contain any raisins.

Sage, I suggest you should avoid raisins.

They are too hot for you at this age.

You will feel uneasy.

- Bhappi.. - Yes, sister-in-law?

Will someone tell us what's happening?

We are doing this maintain peace in this house.

You should enjoy the fruits and not worry about the trees.

Eat it, enjoy.

Hey!

Grandma?

Wait a minute, grandma. Give it to me. Give it back.

You too give it back.

Why are you taking it back?

Who knows we might get many grandsons because of this?

Get this straight, we had only promised rice pudding.

Yes. Don't get angry.

Okay Sages, are you done eating?

Come on now, you may leave.

At least leave us where you picked us up from, devotee.

Okay. Poppy, drop them.

We had agreed only to pick them up not drop them.

Please leave. It's getting dark.

Please leave, Sages. You can take a cab from outside.

Okay? Hail to Babaji!

- Give me your hotspot. - Hail to Babaji!

I'll book a cab.

Sister, tie it down here.

Tie it over here.

Fine. Wait.

Shall I tie it over here?

No, tie it over here.

Oh no, now what?

- It have tied it quite low. - Sister-in-law?

What is wrong, sister-in-law?

Sister-in-law?

- What's wrong? - I don't know.

I am feeling uneasy.

What's happening, Pammi?

Grandma, sister-in-law is feeling uneasy.

Come here. Sit with me. - Are you alright?

Sit over there.

- What's wrong? - I am feeling uneasy.

You are feeling uneasy.

You are feeling uneasy?

"She is feeling uneasy!"

"She is feeling uneasy!"

"She is feeling uneasy!"

- What are you doing, grandma? - "She is feeling uneasy!"

- "She is feeling uneasy!" - Keep quiet.

I too felt uneasy once.

- Then? - Then he happened.

Sister-in-law, should I call the doctor?

Back off.

Do you think the doctor is smarter than me?

It's nothing.

We are going to have a new family member.

Come on dear, you should rest.

Take rest.

This is great.

Now we have two people in the house who will rest.

- Rani! - Coming!

- Take my bag. - She won't come.

Why? She has got a high post job somewhere?

Yes, she has.

- Come and take my bag. - She won't carry your bag either.

Come here.

What happened?

He asks what happened!

I thought you are a scared cat, but you turned out to be a hungry tiger.

What happened?

- She is feeling uneasy. - So?

She will have a boy this time.

"She is feeling uneasy!"

"She is feeling uneasy!"

"She is feeling uneasy!"

No grandma, she could be unwell too.

I didn't get these wrinkles just like that.

They are signs of my experiences.

'Hello!'

'When everyone else is so happy that I am coming..'

'..why is my father looking so scared?'

'Look at my grandma, she thinks she knows it all.'

'It will take me nine months to find out who I am.'

'How can she know whether or not I am a boy?'

'This looks like a crazy family.'

'Come on, let me dance with my sisters.'

Take this, brother.

Let's drink to celebrate the good news.

What good news?

I am worried.

I am the one who is worried.

- You didn't add shredded radish. - Come on.

- We are out of radish. - Why do you need to worry, brother?

You have made your wife pregnant not someone else's.

Right.

I will say that you should be thankful for listening to Babaji.

What Baba?

I don't know when while I was drunk..

This is Babaji's power. He didn't even let you know.

Should I show you my power by taking off my shoes?

What if I have another daughter?

Don't worry, get me another one.

Why do you worry?

You come to Babaji with me tomorrow itself.

This time you will have a boy for sure.

Don't force me to raise my hand on you.

Don't raise your hand, lick your fingers.

They are delicious, I tell you.

I am so dead!

Brother, please don't ruin the party.

Brother, you can drink because you are sad..

..and let us drink because we are happy.

- Cheers, guys. - Tarlochan..

- ..you too should drink out of sadness. - What do you mean?

Nothing. Enjoy your drinks.

- Drink it. - Have it.

Babaji, with your grace my friend sorrows have disappeared.

He didn't come?

No, he is busy with some work.

It's okay. He too will come.

Here, have some sweets.

No, no sweets.

The job didn't finished yet. Only half the job is done yet.

What do you mean, Babaji?

- I mean, his wife is pregnant. - Yes.

He will have to do something else if he wants a son.

You tell us the solution. We will do anything.

- Will he be able to do it? - Yes, why won't he do it?

Good. Very good.

Now listen to this very carefully.

Okay.

This is not possible, Babaji.

How is this possible?

Look, he will have to do it.

If he wants a boy then he will have to do it.

He won't be able to do it.

Yes, tell me, what do you want to say?

What do I say?

Then shall we go downstairs?

What will do downstairs?

Have you lost your mind?

Tell me what you have to so that I can go downstairs.

Stop scaring me.

Look, Babaji told me that..

..you benefited by bathing with cold water.

You benefited by feeding hungry sages.

You will benefit this time as well.

But you will have to do as he says.

Why do I feel that you are about to say something that will get you beaten up?

And what you doubt will come true, I know that.

But this will be beneficial to you.

You tell me what will benefit me before I make you suffer a loss.

Look Babaji said that.. that..

- Wait, you.. - No, no, no!

- You and your Baba! - No, no, no!

- Wait, I'll make your ears.. - Look Babaji is more powerful..

than even Shaktiman (superhero).

Wait, I'll turn your Baba into Shaktiman.

Wait right there.

- Get down. Get down. - I'm at the top of the ladder.

I'm at the top of the ladder.

You are making fun of me on my terrace?

No. You should appreciate me for what I told you.

Come down son, I'll felicitate you. Come down.

Come on, very good.

Wait, you idiot! You should be beaten up. Your Baba should be beaten up.

Don't trouble your aunt.

What is she doing?

Come on, sit with your sister.

- Mummy, please give it to me. - Okay.

No dear, we can get lemons in the market but not grandsons.

You pick it up on your own.

Father, please open this.

There.

Note down their serial numbers.

Okay.

- You should do this today itself. - It will be done.

Your order has been dispatched.

Yes?

What happened?

I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm coming! I'll be there right away.

Okay, sir. Okay.

Sister, tell me the truth, is sister-in-law alright?

How can you be so careless?

Your daughter-in-law is six months pregnant.

You should take good care of her.

Such carelessness can put the lives of both mother and the child at risk.

We take good care of her.

We keep explaining things to her. But she doesn't listen to us.

'It's so surprising that you won the draw this time.'

'You are very fortunate.'

'See, you listened to Babaji and you got money.'

'If you listen to him again then you will also get a son.'

'She will have a boy this time.'

'You are destined to have a child.'

'Third and the last.'

'If you do as I say, you will have a son.'

'You are destined to have a child.'

'Third and the last.'

'If you do as I say, you will have a son.'

'You are destined to have a child.'

'Third and the last.'

'If you do as I say, you will have a son.'

Brother?

Brother, sister-in-law..

Don't worry, everything is fine.

You should take care of yourself henceforth, okay?

Grandma, sister-in-law is here.

'Oh my God!'

'What had daddy done now!'

'Look, it is confirmed that I am in my mummy's tummy.'

'I don't know who will come out of daddy's tummy.'

I have been asking since yesterday to tell me what this is about.

But you just won't budge.

Why do you want people to make fun of us?

Now people will congratulate me on your pregnancy.

May your boy deliver a boy.

Stop him.

Otherwise, we won't be able to face anyone.

Mother, it's not like we are expecting sweets from people.

I'll hit you.

Tell us.

Grandma, this.. - Tell us!

This is nothing.

Tell us.

- I'm going to tell you. - Please tell us.

- Well.. - Tell us.

I'm telling.

- Tell us, brother. - I'm telling..

Tell us, daddy.

I'll tell only if you let me!

No one will interrupt him. Come on, tell us.

I won't.

Then you cannot go out.

Oh really?

Is it so?

Okay then.

Here's my bag.

Start earning.

I won't go to office.

Father, time to get up. You've rested enough.

Go out, make a living and bear the expenses.

Rani, you'll have to make arrangements for your medicines on your own.

And you two, pay your own fees. Let me see how you do it.

Grandma, I had thought about getting your knees changed this year.

But no, you don't deserve them.

And you? You will always yearn to grow your hair. Remember that.

You two will also yearn for something or the other.

All this noise is hurting my stomach. Oh, God.

What did I say, son?

This is a family of fools.

Go to work.

We will talk when you come back.

Go. Go, my son.

Come here.

- So, how are you? - I'm good, brother.

Give me my bag.

Move aside.

Should I go or..

Come on everyone, do your work. Come on, leave.

He wasted the time I should have been resting.

Look behind..

- Aunty greetings. - God bless you son.

You can laugh later. I need to go. First, give me my shoes.

First, you tell me, where do you want to go?

I still haven't decided that.

And why should I tell you anyway?

He's an idiot to question me.

Listen, this polish just doesn't the shoes black.

It also can turn the face black.

Don't get angry, brother. It might cause a heart attack.

It can happen to you or me. But it can happen.

Let's go.

Dharmendra, what's wrong?

It looks like a snake has swallowed a frog.

This is a test tube baby. I'm going to have a baby.

Do you have a problem with that?

Yes, what else could he do?

His wife cannot give birth to a boy.

You are idiots.

Goli is always with him.

This was bound to happen.

Even the government has given permission for it now.

Even you three are always together.

Look at his stomach.

At least blush like a man.

Listen, government has given permission that a man can marry another man.

It hasn't given permission to a man to give birth to a boy.

You have made women useless now.

- Careful, uncle. - Watch out!

He's trying to fool me.

Let's go.

Happy now?

Drive slowly.

Drive slowly.

Mr. Ankur, science is now so advanced..

..that even men can be presidents now.

- Not president, pregnant. - Whatever.

Soon, our office too will be filled with baby giggles.

I suggest you hang something outside to keep the evil away.

One person has to do so much to feed himself.

- Who knows what was his helplessness. - Absolutely right.

I agree with you wholeheartedly.

Kanchan, are you sympathising with me or mocking me?

You shouldn't stress in this condition.

Hold this.

Give it back.

Go and get me a cup of tea.

How are you feeling? Do you muscles feel better?

Let's go.

So?

How are you, uncle?

Aunt!

Hail to Babaji!

Here you go.

Choose the number you like.

Forget these numbers and lets talk about number plates.

Where the hell is the motorbike?

Motorbike? The company had sent one.

But I returned it.

I said they have a family, give them a car.

Now they will send you a car.

Like hell they will.

We already have a car. We want a motorbike.

I feel like slapping you.

This monkey returned the motorbike.

Oh, my God!

Such a big stomach.

Looks like he is expecting.

- Of course he is. - Huh?

- What do you mean? - What do I mean?

Aunt, you are the smart one.

Till when will women suffer.

Even men should take such a step.

Learn something. Learn something from them.

That's a very good step, brother.

If men start having babies..

..then we won't to be in the company of such cruel women.

I told you.

What do you mean?

You mean women are just baby making machines?

There is no other use of them?

My father opened this shop for us.

Pack your bags and leave.

Come on, leave. - Kaushalya, cool.

I just burled that out. I was just kidding. I got emotional.

Yes of course, you got emotional. Get going. Leave.

- And you too, the inauspicious one. - I..

Get out of here. Get going. Get out of here.

Kaushalya, you can sometimes be very rude.

- Shut up. Get me coffee. - You don't realise what you are saying.

And in front of who are you saying it.

- Goli.. - Yes?

Cool down, I'll get coffee for you.

People have crushed my confidence by making fun of me.

I cannot do this anymore.

I give up.

What are you saying, Dharmendra?

Let's go meet Babaji.

He will give you confidence.

Come on, don't worry. Babaji is here for us.

A fish licks a stone and returns.

Son, you banged into one.

But he didn't, Babaji.

Son, you are the first devotee I feel angry towards.

Anyway, better late than never.

Babaji, I hope nothing will happen to my son now.

No, no, no.

No trouble, no evil, no problem..

..will come anywhere close to your wife and your child..

..as long as I am here for you.

Just keep one thing in mind.

Keep your wife and your family members happy.

Okay, Babaji.

Okay then, Goddess will be generous.

- Bye, Babaji. - Bye.

Get down.

- Goli... - Yes?

Do one thing.

What?

Take the bag inside.

Why?

If I go inside my family will question me.

I will get angry and leave.

So it is better that I stay outside.

Go and keep it inside, my brother.

- Hold this. - No, dude.

Go and keep it. Nothing will happen.

Hold this.

Like they won't question me.

Go, go.

Sister-in-law?

Sister..

Sister-in-law?

Yes?

Take this.

Dharmendra is at Tarlochan's place.

Goli, my brother?

Yes, sister-in-law?

Listen..

Yes?

Do you think of me as your sister?

No.

I think of you as my sister-in-law.

A sister-in-law who is like a mother to me.

What is it?

Then you are under my oath.

What's this drama with his overgrown stomach?

Sister-in-law, he is doing all this for you.

He wants to feel what all a woman goes through to become a mother.

He is an angel.

Anyway, I'll get going now.

You won't believe this, but Dharmendra loves you a lot.

Yes, sister-in-law.

- How are you, Poppy? - Good.

Good, very good.

- How's my buddy? - Good.

- How are you? - Good.

My brother has made all the arrangement.

All the arrangement, brother.

Guys, I cannot even sit properly.

Think about the women.

I would say these women are great..

..for carrying a child in their womb for nine months.

They face so much trouble.

My mother was a great soul for carrying five children to term.

Nine months for each child. She faced so much pain and trouble.

People are right.

Mothers are a form of God.

What is hurting you, brother?

- I am feeling pity for my mother. - Why?

- We are seven siblings. - Okay.

Yes, Sonu, Monu, Chinki, Rinki, Pinki, Tinki and Purshotam.

- Who is Purshotam? - Poppy.

I am number seven.

If I was number one then I wouldn't let my father be so cruel.

Don't worry Poppy, we will beat up your father.

No, my father isn't that bad.

My father and I are like friends.

- You want momos? - Yes.

- You want some? - No.

Listen to me,

..when my Mithu is here we too will be like friends.

Who is Mithu, brother?

My son. Mithu.

- Sweet. - Okay, okay, okay.

- He'll be like me. - Why would he be like you?

If he is my son then why would he be like you?

- Logic. - That is true, brother.

Don't worry. If Babaji said it then it will be true.

You will have a boy this time.

You can go to Dehradun and seek school admission for your son.

Brother, can we start drink if you are done with Mithu's admission?

- Yes. - Yes, why not?

- Come on. Let's drink. - Let's drink.

- This is for my Mithu. - Yes.

What are you doing?

What do you want to prove?

I know everything.

What do you know?

Goli told me everything.

He told you everything?

Goli cannot keep anything to himself. I feel like shooting him.

Why did you have to hide this?

He told me that you did this so that you can understand how I feel.

But you didn't have to.

No, Rani. You won't stop me.

Rani, look, it is needed.

I desperately need this.

I want to know what problems you are facing.

I want to know all the difficulties you face.

No. Don't stop me.

I like this, Rani.

You don't like it?

To be honest, I liked it.

When he told me, I felt that if you were close to me..

..then I would have given you a tight hug.

Oh really?

If.. you still wish to hug me then I am right here.

Come, give me a hug.

Ladies first.

Here.

Tell me at least now.

Should I?

I just wanted to know what time will you be back.

We will have dinner accordingly.

Grandma, I'll come by 7, 8, 9 or 10.

You can come whenever you want.

No, I'll be here by seven.

Okay.

Okay, I feel like having something sweet.

- I don't know what is wrong with me. - Okay.

Shall we have something sweet tonight?

Bye then, see you.

Madam, look at that.

He is carrying a child. You will get a bad name.

People will make fun of you.

You won't be able to hide your face anyone.

Shame on you, madam.

Enough.

Dharmendra, what is this drama?

Madam, please come with me to that corner.

Hey, madam is not like that. Why are you taking her to the corner?

Stop your nonsense, you monkey.

He keeps interrupting.

Madam, just two minutes. I need to discuss something important.

Please come with me.

Come.

Dharmendra, I am proud of you.

You are not just trying to understand your wife's pain..

..but the pain of all other women too.

Now being a woman I too have a responsibilities.

This office gives you not a maternity leave but a paternity leave.

The doors of this office shall always be open for you.

You can come whenever you want and finish your pending work.

And you? Your leave has been cancelled.

Mother, I am worried.

That's why I am here.

The news of Dharmendra's pregnancy is spreading like wild fire.

I thought I should find out what happened.

He doesn't tell anything.

He always makes an excuse whenever I question him.

You didn't try to find out?

Do you think I didn't? No one will tell me.

I also heard he is not as irritated as he used to me.

- His nature has changed. - That's it.

That's where you missed out.

You noticed the change in his nature..

..but you didn't notice when this change came.

Will you keep talking in riddles now or will you tell me what it is?

Mother, do you remember Kartar's daughter-in-law?

- Who? - The one who was pregnant?

- Vimla? - Yes.

- The one who died in the hospital? - Yes.

Oh, my God!

This started from the day we went to the hospital.

That's it. Mother, think about it.

You use brains.

That boy is possessed by Vimla. He is possessed by Vimla.

- No! - Yes!

She was a jolly person. She loved sweets.

Sweets?

Dharmendra asked us to make something sweet today.

Dharmendra didn't tell you. Vimla told you.

Vimla wanted sweets.

Oh, my God! Damn you!

- May you die, Vimla! - She is already dead.

- Really? - Yes.

May you not get a spot even in hell.

- Will this do? - Yes, will do.

- What do we do now? - What can you do anyway?

Now I will do whatever needs to be done.

You just wait and watch.

You do something. Do something quick.

Oh Vimla!

4526.

Yes.

Sister, look at this.

Anita has put let rice in the glue.

This poster isn't getting glued.

Anita, acting miser when it comes to making women aware too?

People will say how will they empower daughter..

..when their glue is so week.

But sister..

Sister, forget that. Look over there, Rani.

Rani!

Sister Durga! How are you?

Forget about me and tell me, what drama is Dharmendra during?

Sister, he is doing no drama. He is doing this for me.

He is doing this to understand the problems women face.

He is not doing this to understand the problems women face.

He is making fun of women.

No, sister. You misunderstand.

I understand all men in this world.

They are liars and selfish.

I cannot say about other men but I have full faith in my husband.

And I respect him as well.

So, you can do whatever you want.

But you should stop interfering in my family matters.

Let's go, Pammi.

- Anita? - Yes, sister?

Find out what's the main reason behind this drama by Dharmendra.

Okay, sister.

I am feeling scared, dear.

Why are you scared?

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Sages will be here soon.

Oh God, have mercy.

Have mercy.

How are you, aunt?

- I seek your blessings. - God bless you, son.

- God bless you, dear. - Catch him!

- Who are you? - Hold him tight.

- He is possessed. - Have you lost your mind?

Hold him.

You don't need to talk to me.

I am a very suspicious person.

Nothing should be interrupted.

- Leave! - This is my house.

You leave! How dare you come in! Leave!

- I am talking to Vimla. - Leave!

If you want to talk to Vimla then go to her house.

Why are you here? Let me go!

Keep quiet.

I am talking to Vimla.

Answer my questions truthfully.

Since when are you facing this problem?

Now I am talking to you.

I don't have any problem. I am calm.

Vimla won't let you stay calm for long, son.

- Listen to me. - Sage, there is a child as well.

- A child? - Yes, there is a child as well.

Then grandma, you will have to pay for 11/2 ghosts.

What ghosts? What payment? What's going on? Let me go.

Son, that Vimla.. Kartar's daughter-in-law. And her child.

Kartar's daughter-in-law.

Her child.

Now Vimla will come out! Now Vimla will come out for sure!

Abra-ka-dabra

Horses from heaven have come for you.

Come on out, Vimla it's your turn to leave.

Leave, Vimla!

Leave, Vimla!

Leave. Leave,

Vimla?

Vimla?

What happened, Vimla?

Little brother?

Daddy!

Brother..

Ghosts!

I am seeing one for the first time.

How did this happen?

God!

1Don't do that, brother.

Listen to this scoundrel.

Brother, please listen to me.

Vimla is out for vengeance.

Help me!

Let me go!

Forgive me! I didn't do anything! - Run!

Don't forget me! Take me along!

Pick up your clothes. This way, you idiots!

What is this drama, grandma?

Vimla, child, ghosts?

Don't you have anything else to do?

And aunt, you too are here to trouble us.

Well..

I told mother that these things are not good.

It is all a lie, it's fake.

But mother doesn't listen. She keeps pulling a trick out of sleeve.

Bye, mother. I am leaving.

Mother, still be cautious.

Wait, I'll show you.

Bye, son.

Mother, he is doing this for me.

He.. he wants to understand the problems I face.

A man is doing so much for his wife..

..and what are you doing instead of supporting him?

Grandma..

Grandma, why are you so scared? I am your grandson.

Look..

I am doing all this for my family.

I am doing it for their happiness.

I am doing this for your happiness.

Okay now, nobody will ask any more questions about this.

Nor will I tell anyone about it.

Okay?

Come here.

Okay?

This..

Don't be scared of it, grandma.

This isn't Vimla's child. It is my child.

No!

Don't touch. He kicks.

"I was racing ahead, now I walk along with you."

"I nuture my dreams and desires with my own hands."

"I was racing ahead, now I walk along with you."

"I nuture my dreams and desires with my own hands."

"With my own hands."

"You were racing ahead.."

"But you stopped.. to walk with me."

"You got closer to me.. than I am."

"You got closer to me.."

"I am earth and you provide shade like the sky."

"You are giving me all the happiness in the world."

"I am earth and you provide shade like the sky."

"You are giving me all the happiness in the world."

"I feel that you have.."

"I feel that you have become a part of me."

"You got closer to me.. than I am."

"You got closer to me.."

I'll find out everything today!

Is anyone home or is everybody dead?

Dharma!

Where is Dharma?

He has gone to work.

I'll ruin you all if I act how I feel.

Hello, brother-in-law.

Hello.

How are you doing?

Why don't you stuff all your doings over my head?

Haven't you all already done enough damage?

Both you and your son should be rewarded.

You dye your hair and you dye your beard and rest.

Damn you all.

Will you even tell us what's wrong?

I am on fire.

I went to get kinnow from UP on my mini tempo..

..and my brother-in-law grew up a stomach?

Calm down. We will tell you.

You know that Rani is pregnant.

He is doing this to under the difficulties she faces.

That's all it is about.

Oh I see.

He wants to face the difficulties.

Then do one thing, put some live wires into his nose..

..and let the current flow through them.

Then he will learn about problems.

- Ask me about the problems. - Show-off.

I don't feel like I have come to my in-laws house when I come here.

I feel like I am in some girls' college.

Oh I see.

If you think that by dressing in same colours as me..

..you'll get a husband as good as me then you're sadly mistaken.

With the number of girls already here..

..I am sure this time too it will be a girl.

Don't say that. This time they will have a boy.

She says it so confidently that this time they will have a boy.

Do you have an ultrasound machine in your eyes?

Take advantage of the advancement of science.

Send Rani with me. I'll take her to get a check up done.

Science tells everything but the doctors don't tell us.

I am Gurjant Singh Tucchar.

I know.

You are talking about the doctor?

I can even get an ultrasound machine for you. In my mini tempo?

It's getting quite hot.

And we lose the fan as well.

Remove your coat if you are feeling hot.

How will I feel hot if I remove the coat.

Damn you.

Your sister is sweating bullets over there..

..and here these old bones are getting cold breeze.

Looks new.

Take it, brother. I cannot do them today.

- Why? - Like you need to go to office.

How are you, Goli? Good, uncle. How about you?

We learnt that you are facing all the difficulties women face.

Make sure you don't spoil our wives as well.

Brother, my wife broke her arm.

She told me, learn something from Dharmendra and know how I feel.

She broke her arm and I am moving around with a cast on my arm since three days.

Dharmendra, your wife has you under her control.

Stop it, guys.

Instead of respecting him, you have started insulting him.

A man always treats his wife like his shoes.

You are great. You are treating her like your crown.

- I salute to you. - Such wise words today?

I learnt a lesson after I had an accident with the motorbike.

If you don't feel bad, I'll like to take a selfie with you.

- Shall we? - Come on then, there's more light here.

Why shouldn't we not be a part of it then?

- Include us in your selfie. - Come on.

Click our picture as well.

Hey, vegetable vendor stand straight.

- I am standing straight. - There you go.

Mother, she puts her weight on left leg.

- No, on her right leg. - No, mother. Look carefully.

Congratulations.

No, she puts her weight on her right leg. Wait, I'll call her.

- Rani! - Yes?

- Get me a glass of water. - I'll get it.

Now carefully now.

She is coming.

No, she puts her weight on her right leg.

Your eyesight is weak.

- She puts her weight on her left leg. - I think it's right.

No, she puts her weight on her right leg.

This time it is confirmed, you will have a grandson.

You deserve sweets for that.

This time I want a dress from you.

I'll also give you a ring.

Grandma, here, have some water.

I don't need the water. It's done.

Yes.

Brother, show me an infant's poster, a boy.

Chhotu, show them the posters.

- Goli? - Yes?

Earlier I thought that I invited trouble by getting married.

But I am happy now.

- Thank you. - My happiness lies in your happiness.

Love you, my dear. Love you.

The posters.

No, no, no!

In these it is hard to make out the gender.

Yes.

Show us posters which show that the child is a boy.

- Yes. - Okay, okay, okay. Fine.

Wait a minute.

Earlier I felt that I have invited trouble.

I won't be able to handle this.

But now everything is set.

Dharmendra, this is all thanks to Babaji.

Look at this one.

Look at it.

No! You are still showing me the same thing.

Yes.

You know that kind of a poster which as soon as you see you know..

Yes!

- It's a boy. - Oh, that one. Wait a minute.

We will take only that kind of posters.

We will fill the walls with posters.

Even if it's for 1000 rupees.

Look at this one.

- Yes! Like this one. - We wanted this one.

Very good.

- How much is it for? - 1000.

We will make photocopies of this one.

- Pack it. - Okay.

Take this.

I must say something, brother..

..no one is taking the advantage of section 377's amendment as you two are.

What section is that?

I don't know either.

Thank you.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

Okay then..

Mithu Singh is here.

Mithu here, Mithu there.

Mithu on the right, Mithu on the left.

Mithu here, Mithu there.

Now everywhere you look, no matter what you are doing..

..eating, drinking, sleeping or sitting you will only see Mithu Singh.

Mithu, that's a very sweet name.

What name will keep if it's a girl?

No.

Don't say bad things. Do you understand?

You won't even think about a girl.

I am going.

Take care of my Mithu.

This is a limit.

Look brother, that is your chicken and this the cottage cheese.

Please don't chicken's spoon in cottage cheese.

I went to a wedding yesterday.

There was only chicken over there.

I got angry and didn't eat anything there.

Really? Then what did you eat?

There was a wedding taking place in the adjacent hall.

I stealthily went there and have mix vegetables there.

Isn't that shameful?

And he says it so proudly.

What's shameful in having mix vegetables?

Stop blabbering.

Listen to me.

I'll make sure Mithu's wedding is done on a grand scale.

You all will be stunned.

You can do a grand wedding, but make me a promise first.

Okay.

You should keep momos at the wedding.

It would be great. It kills you!

- Great. - Done.

We have very little alcohol left. Should we get some more?

Listen to me.

My Mithu will drink alcohol.

I'll make him drink the most expensive alcohol in the world.

The most expensive one.

The one even you have never tasted.

Brother, stop it.

You are always talking about Mithu.

Let Mithu be born at least.

What if you have Mithi instead?

Dharmendra, this is not right, brother.

- You will tell me.. - No!

- Now you will tell me what is right or wrong? - Let him go. Pull him back.

Dharmendra!

Let's go.

I don't want you two.

- Get lost from here. - Let's go.

You are jealous of my Mithu.

Don't show me your faces again. Get lost.

- Go, I don't want anyone. - Let's go.

- Go away. - Let's go.

Rano?

Yes?

Come here, come here, come here.

- Yes, grandma? - Come here, come here, come here.

Tell me, do you want a brother?

Yes.

Oh my daughter wants a brother.

My beautiful doll wants a brother.

Then do one thing.

Till the time your brother doesn't come..

..you won't go close to your mother.

Why so?

You see..

..if your shadow falls on your mother..

..then your brother will get upset and he won't come.

Grandma, when you had a brother..

..did you too not let your shadow fall on your mother?

Yes. Go away now.

Mummy, I want water.

I'll get it.

Come here and take it.

Oh.

Take it. What are you doing?

Grandma said that if my shadow falls on you..

..then brother won't come. I don't want the water.

My daddy likes my mummy but they still fight.

They trouble me a lot.

- Hello! - Hello!

- Who is this man? - My daddy.

So you are inside your daddy?

No, I am in my mother's womb.

The one inside daddy doesn't come out because it is scared.

Hi guys, what's up!

I'm Krish.

Oh no, Krish!

Run! Run! Run!

Where did all of them go?

Tell me something, how do you know you are Krish?

Doctor told my mother that I am a boy.

So my mother named me Krish.

- Where? - In America.

Here both the one who asks and the one who tells get punished by law.

Still some people bribe others and find out.

If one of us is a girl then she is found in a dustbin even before birth.

It is not so over there.

We have one slogan over there.

No he, no she, only Ze.

It will take another 20 years for this slogan to reach India.

But it would be great if we too have..

No he, no she, only Ze.

At least straighten its face.

The cycle is looking ahead and the face is looking back.

Okay tell me my dear, will it rain or will there be a storm?

A storm.

You shouldn't say storm. Rain.

- Rain. - Yes, rain.

Rain!

What's this commotion about?

Oh my Mithu!

Mithu Singh, look, your papa is here.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here, my Mithu, my child.

Look, papa has brought so many things for you.

Look at them! So many toys.

Mithu Singh's friend with moustaches, Happy Singh.

Oh, he doesn't have moustaches.

I have brought many more toys for Mithu.

Would you like to see?

Okay, wait.

Here a bat. We will play with the bat.

My Mithu's jeep.

Mithu will take me out in this.

And.. look at this. Tiger.

Oh, he got scared.

Son, there is one more thing.

Guitar. You will sing and I'll play the guitar. Fine? Okay?

There's more. Would you like to see it?

Here's my Mithu's aeroplane.

Aeroplane!

- Papa, I want this.. - Stay away!

We won't give our toys to anyone. This belongs to Mithu Singh.

Mithu will give his papa a ride in it.

Rano..

Forget her. I am talking to Mithu, let me.

Right, Mithu? Come on, let's play.

Will someone make her quiet? She is giving me a headache.

Make her quiet.

Come here, Rano.

No, no, no. Papa apologises. Okay?

I won't speak loudly. My Mithu will be scared.

Make her quiet. Take her inside.

Take her at the back or somewhere.

Calm down, stop crying, Rano. Stop crying.

Mithu, let's go to our room, okay?

We won't sit with them. Come on, let's go inside.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

We are not concerned with them.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go, my son. Come on, even Happy Singh is going with us.

Come on, come on. Be careful.

Come, my child. Be careful.

Yes.

Rani..

Listen to me.

Here I am begging to you.

You should stay away from them till you don't give birth to Mithu Singh.

You shouldn't sit with them.

And don't let the girls' shadows fall on you. Do you understand?

Grandma is right.

A man needs a son to take his lineage forward.

What are girls? Nothing but a burden.

And forget your daughters for sometime too.

That's it. Just be happy with Mithu. Stay in your room.

What do we have to do with them?

Do you understand? Go.

What are you showing me?

I asked you to show me some good clothes meant for boys.

Show me something good.

Look at this, brother.

These clothes can be worn by both girls and boys.

I don't want clothes for girls. I want clothes for boys. Don't you understand?

Looks like he doesn't like girls.

Sister, I know that brother doesn't like us.

Yes, I don't like them. Why would anyone like them?

No one likes..

..having daughters.

A man's lineage goes forward with boys. Girls are just a burden.

Then why are girls born?

Here brother, choose whatever you like.

It is for boys.

I like them. Quickly pack them up.

How much is it for?

Only 600 rupees, brother.

Take it.

Give it here.

I wish even God didn't like girls.

Then girls wouldn't be born.

Aunt, does this really kill rats?

It even kills human beings.

Right, sister?

Dharmendra... Please listen to me.

Look, I know you don't respect women.

But there is a drama behind this.

Look, these things don't suit you.

You too have sisters and daughters at home.

Tell me the truth, what's the matter?

Look, listen to me very carefully.

Don't block my path.

You are a woman so behave like a woman.

Otherwise, I'll forget whether I'm talking to a man or a woman.

- Goli, you tell us what the truth is. - Shall I tell you?

Now we can see how much you respect woman.

Behave yourself, Dharmendra.

Who talks like this with women?

You changed sides pretty quickly.

You kept giving me advice when I was going through a bad phase.

You cannot see me happy now?

Behave yourself Dharmendra, or I will slap you.

Show some respect to me.

Otherwise, I'll break your jaws. I'll kill you, do you get me?

Stay away from me. Move aside.

What happened, father, you took your time to open the door.

It is indeed too late, Dharmendra.

- Oh my baby, Mithu. - Listen...

My Mithu...

Papa brought so many things for you today.

Would you like to see them?

Take a look! Take a look! Take a look!

So many clothes. All of them are new.

We will wear a new one every day.

A new dress today, another new dress tomorrow

and another new dress the day after that.

- Listen to me! - Then more new clothes!

Wait, papa has brought many more things. Look at this.

Yes. Father, you can rest for a few more days if you want.

Then my son won't let you rest.

You didn't let me rest, son.

You didn't let me!

The fire that you have started because of your desire to have a son..

..would have burnt our house down today.

Pammi!

What are you doing?

What are you guys doing?

Yes?

Father, no one here likes us.

And we love everyone.

So, we thought...

- ..we shouldn't trouble you anymore. - Yes.

It would be better if we die instead.

Then grandma, brother and you can live happily.

I'll slap you.

Let grandma and your brother love whoever they want to.

But do you think I am dead!

You have killed me by doing this!

Pammi... have I ever differentiated between my children?

- Tell me, have I ever? - No.

My daughters...

Please don't die.

Please don't die.

So they didn't die.

They are sitting there, alive.

They were just pretending.

No one likes to see me happy.

Neither my friends nor my family.

They say they want to die. Bloody drama queens.

They won't leave me so easily.

Fine, let me help you get rid of them.

Those three girls are my daughters.

Those two girls are also a part of my family.

From today, this family belongs to me and this house belongs to you.

You can stay happy with your Mithu.

Mithu! Mithu! Mithu!

I'll do something on my own for them.

Oh really?

Do you think you are capable of that?

What are you saying?

I was capable enough to raise you!

- Let's go, girls. - Go, go, go. Leave.

- Father! - You too cannot see me happy, father.

What are you saying?

- Wait Rani, keep quiet. - Stop it.

- Leave. - Father, please don't leave. Get out!

- You too go! Keep quiet! - Stop it!

Madam?

Madam?

Doctor?

Madam, please say something.

Look, there was a tear, there is internal bleeding.

This is a serious injury.

Will my child survive?

The child is not moving. You should sit down.

We will let you know.

Your Saturn is a little weak, son.

Babaji...

Babaji, Mithu...

My child...

Rani fell down, Babaji.

She is in the hospital.

Doctor says it is a very serious injury. Babaji...

I did everything you said. I listened to every advice of yours.

You had said no trouble would come close to my child.

Then how did this happen?

Son, it is never possible that what I say goes wrong.

I am sure you must have made some mistake.

Yes, Babaji. I made a mistake.

I made a mistake.

I am begging you, please give me a solution.

Save my child.

I'll do whatever you say, Babaji.

Please save my child.

Okay, please don't cry.

Sit down.

We will find a solution for this. Goddess will be generous.

Have some shame, you scoundrel.

If there was a solution for having a son..

..then wouldn't he try it on himself?

This scoundrel got his daughter killed in her mother's womb.

And unfortunately I was the mother of that child.

I feel ashamed of myself because..

..I had such a scoundrel impostor as my husband.

And Dharmendra, you expected this murderer to give you a son?

He won't find place even in hell.

And you want blood in your hands by following him?

You don't need him.

But Rani and your family needs you.

Go, go away from here.

"I cannot breathe. I cannot find peace."

"I cannot find the right path."

"I cannot find anyone to show me the right path either."

"Keep bad fate, problems and trouble away from them..."

"God, please keep worries away from them."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"I cannot breathe. I cannot find peace."

"I cannot find the right path."

"I feel like I am drowning."

"God, please help me get ashore."

"I feel alone in this world."

"Please stand next to me."

"I feel like I am drowning."

"God, please help me get ashore."

"I feel alone in this world."

"Please stand next to me."

"Your doorstep, Your abode... Don't make me lose that."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"Punish me for my crimes."

"I cannot breathe. I cannot find peace."

"I cannot find the right path."

They are fine now.

Father.

Father.

Please forgive me.

Please forgive me, father.

I am a useless son of yours.

I.. I don't know what fire I had started inside me.

Look at this.

I was about to burn down my house.

I was about to burn down my own house, father.

Please forgive me.

Please forgive me.

Please forgive me, kiddo.

Rani survived this..

..because of my daughters' and my sisters' prayers.

Why would God listen to a person like me?

Why would he listen to me?

Come here.

Sorry.

What toy doesn't my child want?

I'll buy all the toys in the world for you.

Tell me, which toy do you want?

I want my daddy.

You don't look good when you cry.

I know.

??

Go ahead and kiss her.

These are tears of joy.

She is fortunate daughter of mine.

Thank God my daddy realised his mistake before I was born.

'Otherwise, I too would have been found in some dustbin.'

'Shall I tell you something?'

Excuse me, you can meet the patient now.

Let's go.

Come on.

Please forgive me, my dear.

I always kept asking for a boy.

I corrupted his mind as well.

It is my mistake.

Both of you should forgive me if you can.

Grandma, please don't embarrass me.

Rani...

I too want to apologise to you.

Although what I did isn't worth forgiving.

But please forgive me?

Forgive you?

Never.

You love to feel the trouble women face, don't you?

Henceforth, you will do all the household chores.

Oh really? And what will you do?

I'll look after my daughters and my Mithu.

- Mithu? - Mithu?

Mithu?

Yes, you have twins.

A boy and a girl.

This one is yours too?

That means our Mithu?

Really?

Now everyone will listen to me.

Grandma, can I wear dresses now or should I continue to...

You can wear anything you want.

Sister, you didn't let me talk when I was inside.

Can I talk now?

Yes, you can talk now.

Now this slogan is valid in India as well.

No He, no She, only Ze.

Wait, wait, wait.

Give the child to me.

Wait.

Hurry up, I need to go to the studio.

Tochi, Goli, what are you two doing there?

You sit at their roots.

Go on.

I mean on the floor.

Come on, get on with it.

Damn you all.

Acting smart after you gave birth to twins?

We are dead?

Hide everything quickly.

Or else he will take away everything.

The way you have embarrassed me, I won't spare anything.

I've brought everything back.

Refrigerator, cooler, television, your sister...

She has come with me.

Look at me, I used one single coat for five years.

- We had given it to you. - You didn't do us a favour.

- He is your son-in-law. - You too?

This time I want a share in the house.

Brother-in-law, what share are you talking about?

- Please explain it to me. - What should I explain?

- He is right. - Yes.

Daughters make your house so lively.

Give a daughter to me, Dharma.

I am a fool to keep filling my house with material things.

Daughters are the ones who make your house lively.

Brother-in-law, if you think that we'd give you our daughter...

Then you are delusional.

Enough of delusions.

Stand over here. Let's chick a picture together.

Brother-in-law, please sit down.

Everyone settle down. Sit down, very good.

You come over here. Very good. Sit over there. Yes, yes.

- Everybody ready? - Wait, wait.

- Ready, family? - Go ahead.

Gradma, smile.

There!

"Peahen enquires about our anklets."

"She questions, where do the idlers hang out."

"Peahen enquires about our anklets."

"She questions, where do the idlers hang out."

"Winds brought cords from Sialkot for us."

"We have the sun shinning brightly in our courtyard."

"The fireflies too are shinning brightly today."

"Well, today..."

"Kikar tree flowers got married today."

"Kikar tree flowers got married today."

"Kikar tree flowers.."