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LOVE IS LOVE

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.

What is essential is invisible to the eye.

This is my world.

I was less than 10 years old, when my eyes were closed forever.

I didn't even have a chance to look around properly.

My arrival in the world was difficult. I was born...

and my mother died.

My birth certificate says: Father unknown.

My grandpa says life is a struggle...

and it should be fought until the very end.

Because you never know when you meet your greatest luck.

Timi?

Oh, you're here?

Ah, you've got Geila there. Do you want to go to her?

OK, I'll put a chair for you. Come here, come on. Come.

You two, lovers. Here he is. Enjoy yourselves.

Pass it on! Try, shoot! Well done. Excellent, guys.

Let's go.

Oh, shit...

What are you doing?

- Timi! Hello. - Hi there, hi!

Timi!

Yuck, Geila, Yuck! Timi, let's go. Yuck!

Goal!

Are you trying to provoke me?

You know how much I hate it when he licks that Kalat's dog.

Do you know how many germs are in Saliva?

I do, that's why we don't kiss.

Don't be disgusting. I'm just warning you.

If you put up that chair once again...

I'll have a wall bricked up.

Are you listening to me?

Watching soccer, that's what you're good at!

It's this one. No, that one.

You better clean this up before we get back.

And clean up that mess.

Oh, Karl is getting bitched at again.

You should play something lively for him.

Hello!

- Good day! - Hi there!

I keep telling Honza he's got time for chasing girls.

Sure enough, school's the main thing now.

There's no need to hurry.

Just a moment, OK? Jeez, hold on.

I'll call you back in a minute.

Dear me...

- Honza! -Who is it? - What are you doing in there?

What the...? Hey!

I simply feel it this way.

What do you feel?

What do you mean by feeling it?

You're not a homo, are you?

You're an absolutely normal, healthy boy. You understand?

Look, in our family there's never been a man attracted to other men.

- Well, yes, as far as I know. - You stay out of it.

All right, I'm sorry but he's also my son too? Isn't he?

Yes and look how he turned out.

Well, well...

He's kissing her, kind of passionately.

He's grabbing a rubber stamp.

I've promised you a bare-bottom spanking.

What are they doing now?

She's turning over...

and he's pulling up her skirt...

stamping the back side of her thigh.

- She seems to like it, kind of. - On the back side of her thigh?

- And why? - Well, why?

This is a kind of game, romantic, I would say.

He's stamping her again, this time higher up.

- Higher? How higher? - Well, higher.

Up to her backside...

In fact, on her butt.

Now she's breathing on the rubber stamp to give a better imprint.

What a pair of big ol' grandma panties!

- What kind of panties? - Well the hell with you!

- What happened, grandpa? - The whole contraption broke down.

We have to buy a new TV.

Do you remember, when you were a boy,

you always took it away from me and filled it with water?

Now, you don't like it anymore?

I guess I don't.

Well, beavers don't seem to be in style nowadays.

But she's still a nice piece.

I wouldn't say no to her, what about you?

Let me tell you something... You're my son.

And you always will be.

You understand?

There's a replay of the Hungarian cup final on TV.

He's never had a male example. That's why it happened.

- So I am to blame for that as well? - And who else?

Take that away from the poor thing. That's disgusting.

Timi! Timi. Fooey. It's yucky!

Hop!

I'll cure him from it.

He had blue eyes and blond hair.

As she was thawing in his embrace, she awakened immense desire in him.

And she felt him as a flame of desire and felt...

herself thawing in the flame. She threw out all her inhibitions.

She felt his...

Oh, it would be so cruel if he failed to be gentle to her...

because she was totally helpless.

She felt she was like the sea,

sensing dark waves rising inside her which thundered on...

away from her, and she felt she had been hit,

having achieved her aim.

A woman...

was born.

- What's wrong with you? - Nothing.

- Don't lie! - I'm not.

If you don't tell me I'll beat it out of you with my stick.

So my mum has found out that I'm...

That you are what?

- Well, that I'm... - That you're gay?

You know that?

Honza, I may be blind but I'm not stupid.

- Have you told anyone? - No.

So don't tell anybody. Mom would have a heart attack...

- if the neighbours found out. - You should stand up to her.

To my mom? You're crazy. Stand up against my mom.

Look, I've told you several times.

Two years ago I bought an accident insurance policy for my child.

We had an accident but we haven't got a penny.

I want a solution that will solve this.

Mr. Knap, be so kind and calm down.

- We'll do our best for you. - Excuse me?

I've heard something.

OVB's Regional Director, Zdena Fuksova.

- Pleased to meet you. - You seem to lack a strategy.

- Strategy? - Yes, sit down, please.

You are a typical example of a man without a strategy.

But you're not alone, there are more people like you.

The world is a very complicated, turbulent and dangerous place.

And without a correct strategy you may get lost in it completely.

But don't worry, we'll prepare a strategy for you...

a financial plan that later on nothing will ever surprise you.

Jaruska, be so kind. Take care of this client. Have a nice day.

Yes? Oh, Milos, you're a darling.

Just a moment, I'm writing it down.

What's the name? Rawlik? I see, Frohlik.

Frolik.

Radek Frolik.

- Wait! - Forward!

Imagine. He's home alone this weekend.

- Do you think I should? -Marta! - You know what I mean...

- OK, see you. - Bye.

Forward!

Forward!

Oh my God, please give me a boyfriend!

After all, I am no worse than Marta. Please.

And do it now. Thank you.

Geila!

- Is this a thong? - Yes, white ones.

- So I'll take them, please. - Aren't you gonna be cold in it?

- Oh, grandpa... - I don't know,

it's just three strings.

- But it's in style now, grandpa. - Really?

- Do you wear them too? - I do.

And is it comfortable?

Not much, is it? I thought so. See, Maruska,

this young lady doesn't find it pleasant to wear.

- But I didn't say that. - Oh, grandpa.

- I really would like to have it. - OK, we'll take them.

- How much for these shoelaces? - 299 crowns.

Oh for God's sake.

One lace for 100 crowns. OK.

- But if you get a cold in this- - I won't.

You'll be astounded by the picture down to the smallest detail.

It's got the perfect surround sound...

that will draw you into action on the screen.

Grandpa, we'll buy this one, OK?

- Could you switch on the sound? - Sure.

- But you can't go there. - Step back!

Hey, this is my private property! I can grow here what I want.

These are my herbs. I have sweet basil over there.

Prohibited, prohibited... Nobody can prohibit me to live.

These are curative herbs.

HONOURABLE MENTION

- Mr. criminal... - Detective. -Detective.

- Is smoking allowed here? - No.

- OK. You don't smoke? - No. -That's good.

So what are you going to tell me about that?

Look, they clearly told me that I suffer from Alzheimer's disease.

And soon I won't recognize anyone,

won't be able to get home from here.

I even began stuttering,

kept putting on clothes the wrong way.

I was nearly committed to what you call it...

Hospital for the terminally ill. And, can you see me now?

- Yes, I can. - You see.

And you know why you can see me?

Thanks to the herbs you have just seized.

If I just didn't... In a small quantity...

You'd be sitting with your feet on the table, picking your nose.

And not interrogating an old women

who'd have been demented a long time ago.

But Mrs. Nova, you're not growing

the herbs just for yourself.

You're also dealing the stuff in nursing homes.

I want to help them.

You should... I see, you don't smoke.

- This really helps. - Helps? -Well, OK.

But we have nurses calling in...

saying they have drugged old ladies getting high in nursing homes.

Do you know you're the oldest dealer in Czech?

Really?

Whoa, that's heavy...

Wow! This one's beyond comparison with the old one. The sound! Geila!

Thank you very much. Well, that's superb.

You are welcome.

- All right, see you later. - Bye-bye.

- I'll pick you up as usual. - Good-bye. -Bye.

- Good day. Can I help you? - Good day.

- Good day. - Hello.

- Does Mr. Radek Frolik live here? - Yes, he does.

- Radek... - Yes?

- A visitor for you. - Daddy, a visitor! -OK, OK...

Good day.

Good day. I've come in response to that ad.

I see-

For the job of an assistant at the university.

Yes-

Can I invite you for a cup of coffee?

Certainly, certainly.

I'll just put something on and be right back.

- Good day. - Hello.

- I'll help you. You want me to? - Mm hmm. Geila, lay down.

Don't sleep, young man! This is not a hostel!

If you want to sleep go to the train station.

- Hey man, darkie, move your ass. - I'm Marek.

Sure, Marek the darkie.

Look, darkie, I read in the papers today...

about your dark buddies who left for England.

They say it's a genuine paradise. You should hurry up to get there...

while there is still place. I've got the paper in the locker room.

That is, if you can read at all.

I'm glad we understand one another, Mr. Assistant Professor.

Especially because of your wife.

Family is the cornerstone of society, isn't it?

And you won't tell my son I came to see you, of course.

The school probably wouldn't be happy

if they found out you molest your students.

Do you know where he lives?

Hey, Frantisek, I just wanted to ask you.

Do you remember Libuska Horackova, our former classmate?

A beautiful girl, long hair. Don't you remember her?

And do you remember me? Kalat is the name.

Neither.

So you don't know whom you've been talking to.

Well, you had a chat at least. Take care, man.

Jeez, it goes so fast.

Doesn't know anything. Could I speak with Milos?

Oh, I see- No, I'm sorry, I didn't know. A year ago?

Accept my sympathy. I'm a former classmate.

Vlasta Kalat. Good-bye.

- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

- OK, I'm here. - Hello, grandpa. -Hi there.

How was your play today? Any good?

Well, it was only too hot.

My lady, I've chosen you today...

because you're a perfect woman, good-looking, stupid and sexy.

A proper bitch at first sight.

Well, that's what I call music, rap. Come on, my lady, come on.

I can't see anything, not a thing.

- Dammit! - Perfect woman, good-looking.

- Jeez, it's pitch dark here. - I'll switch on the light, lady.

I sure will, baby.

You ass! Janet!

Hey man, you're a fucker. Don't be an idiot.

Sorry. I was just trying to be blind.

But she couldn't rap anyway.

I gave you money to pay the electricity bill!

Yeah well, they robbed me on the way.

We have enough candles.

Ughh, that's fucked.

Radek...

Honza, let's go for a beer?

- All right. - Agreed? So let's go.

- Yes, thank you very much. - You're welcome. -Thanks.

Cheers.

Drink, it'll "cool you down"...

Sorry, I didn't mean it that way.

- Good day, Mr. Jehlicka. - Good day.

- I wanted to ask you. - Ask away.

- You seem to know a lot of people. - Well, yes, I do, I do.

How is it working out with Mrs. Bilkova?

No complaints.

She does the laundry, ironing, cooking, the whole service.

- So no compliants? - No, it's good.

That one's also good.

She may go to court. You know, she is...

In fact, she is my first love.

- I know a judge, she knows a lot. - You do?

She knows a lot, she knows the rope.

- And do you think that??? - Definitely.

- Sit down please. - No, that's ok. We like to stand.

You'll spoil your yees reading like that.

- Well don't spoil your eyes... - My sight is already bad.

- Can I? - Yes.

I think I'm going to dump her.

- Who? - The Bilkova woman.

- Why? - She's not up for it anymore...

and I do need it.

Excuse me, Mr. Jehlicka, but do you still- you know...

Oh yeah.

I shower my dick in cold water every day,

in the morning and at night.

To keep it in good shape. Do you understand?

I realized a long time ago that you're not going to be a soccer player.

But if I had a grandson perhaps he might... he might be one...

- you understand? - Sorry.

- Oh, daddy, I'm sorry. - Don't apologize.

Don't be a silly ass. No apologies needed at all.

- Jeez... - I don't like her. -I know...

but you can't say it out loud. She's your mother.

- You ass! - Sure.

- Do you know what I don't get? - What?

Why did you marry her then?

- Sorry, oh, sorry. - No problem.

Thanks.

Jesus! Oh, for Gods sake!

Goddammit-

Look at them, Geila, can you see? You envy them, don't you?

So do I. That makes two of us. Let's go to bed.

Hey, mommy, I'm gay!

And I am gay too!

But I'm more gay!

No, I'm as gay as handbag of rainbows!

Honza! Silence! Come on up!

- Shut up! Silence! - Mom, I am-

You got him wasted. Get in, fast. My God-

- Momma, I am really gay. - You need a cold shower.

Go. Look out.

Better to be gay than to live with you.

Then move out.

Undress! I tell you, take it off!

Jeez, don't be shy, I'm your mother.

Honza, don't puke in here.

What has she been giving you? Poor thing.

You need a cold shower.

Mommy-

What's wrong? Are you sick?

- Mommy- - It'll be alright, you'll see.

GIVE IT TO ME!

I won't do it.

He told me that family is more important to him.

Oh my, I wish I couldn't see this rotten world today.

Close your eyes, I'll lead you.

- OK? - Fine with me.

You're here to see the gas meter?

No, they were here already.

Jeez, Kalat-

I haven't seen you for 46 years. Until now, on the TV.

You're still a beautiful woman.

I am. But your the one that got old.

- You still tell it like it is. - I'll probably be moving to jail.

At least it will be closer to come visit you.

Oh my, I don't want to burn them.

BOOK ON MARIHUANA

Come and see, Vlastik!

Box of Last Resort. BLR for short.

Those young cops probably don't watch TV.

- Will you have as well? - A cup of coffee is enough for me.

All right. I'll just make my tea.

But you'll have a cookie, won't you?

- Are those with the stuff too? - You bet.

They burned a little bit. Doesn't matter.

Well, that's a pick-me-up alright.

- Who is it? Police? - Nah.

Granny, it me!

If they have a dog...

- Ciao, granny. - Ciao.

- Hey. - That's my grandson, Pete.

Peter.

This is my high school friend.

- Heavy. - Kalat.

A pal of my granny is a pal of mine, man.

Come and sit down, come. Sit down, give it to me.

Pete is my doctor, right? He prescribed my treatment.

Take some. It's healthy, really.

Do you want to put in that-?

- The white thing- - What?

From the cow. How do you call it-

If you want to put some milk in it.

- Yeah. - Well, just a drop.

I'll get it for you.

Damned cops.

But don't you worry, granny, I'll get the stuff for you.

The stuff will be supplied.

I won't leave my granny go crazy.

He's a good dude.

It's our President.

- That's heavy. - No, it's Klaus.

Really?

Vaclav.

I'm king of the rappers and the whole circus.

I don't give a shit.

When I find you, lady, we're gonna have a baby, or rather two or three.

- He doesn't rap? - No...

he's a different kind, but a good guy.

We grew up together in a children's home.

Hey darkie, darkie, you dumb ass!

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen instead?

"You're beautiful..." Who is it from?

I don't know.

Can we start?

So, question No. 6. Go ahead.

I LOVE YOU

My God, are you going to miserable because of some crappy guy?

When the world's full of gorgeous girls.

- Come, I say. Come on, get up! - Hey Mom, please-

Come on, momma knows what to do. Come!

So what?

Don't be afraid.

All the celebrities come here.

Do you like any of them?

That big-eyed one over there, she looks like your cousin Sonia.

You've always liked her, right?

I'm here with my son. Have you got someone who knows...?

Hey Heda!

I've got a young virgin Mary for you. -Go and get a bathrobe.

Will you take off the bathrobe yourself?

Look, Ms. Hedvika-

- He's a pretty wild animal. - Is he?

That's my son!

- Can I get you a drink? - Why not.

I knew you couldn't be gay. That guy simply talked you into it.

He abused your naivity. I'm so glad you're normal.

And now we're gonna find you a girl.

I'm gay, I'm gay...

No wonder you're gay.

Put some lotion on.

- Why did you even go with her? - I don't know.

I probably thought something might turn in me.

- And did it turn? - Strange, nothing moved.

And I nearly choked in between her huge boobs.

- Fortunately, she let me explain. - And your mom?

Well, I'm afraid it can't be explained to her.

She's married already. Well, that's bad.

Jeez, I'm sorry, I apologize. Naturally-

- Did you need something, Ma'am? - Wish her good luck on my behalf.

Jaruska, have you got a boyfriend?

- Yes. - OK, so leave then.

She's only 14? My God.

Well, we sure as hell don't need that.

Turn it off!

- What? Yeah, yeah- - Wait- Turn it off!

I'm sure she's good-looking, after you.

Oh, so she's more after her daddy-

I'll be damned- Yeah, yeah, yeah-

Eighteen?

And she's applying for Law School? Kveta, my congratulations.

I'd like to congratulate us all from the bottom of my heart.

- Don't poke my eye out. - Don't worry, I'm not blind.

- Hold still! - Sorry.

Give it to him! Come one! OK then.

Come on, come.

My God, what a Douchebag, he scored on himself just like that.

- Hello. - Mother.

- Pour it out into the flower pot! - My boys!

- Hello. - Hi there.

What are you doing? Hello.

Ah, soccer again. Have they scored already?

- Yes, they did, own goal. - Did they?

We'll go to the lake for a vacation.

- What? - A friend has invited us to come.

Superb!

Don't worry, you're not going anywhere.

Thank you.

Stairs. Stairs.

Well.

Stop!

Forward!

Stop!

Forward! Slowly.

Do you need anything?

Hey! Leave her alone!

Anything wrong with you? Are you OK?

Are you sure you aren't hurt?

- Let's go. - Thank you. Geila.

OK. So-

Well.

- Maruska, what happened? - She was mugged.

Come and sit down.

Sit down.

Someone mugged the blind girl who plays the piano. Stole her purse!

They saw some dark-skinned guys around.

Oh my, what kind of people they are?

Well, you can guess twice who they are.

- Maruska. - Grandpa. -My dear girl.

- So, you'll call me. - When there is some news.

- Thanks. Good-bye. - Bye.

- Will you wait for me a moment? - I surely will.

- What is it? - I think it's for you.

Jaroslav Simunek and Irenka Zemanova.

Have a good journey home, especially those living outside Prague.

And I wish you an enjoyable Summer.

My school report's almost perfect.

- Have a nice vacation. - You too.

Why do small blind children like poppy-seed rolls? -Why?

Because each offers a different fairy tale. -Jeez!

My God, why is he doing it to me?

First, he writes to me that I am beautiful

and then he doesn't even show up.

Hello.

Who is it?

I'm Marek.

I am Maruska.

- Hello. - Hi there.

May I touch you?

Just to make sure you're real.

- May I? - OK. -Can I?

You smell nice. That's called Moonlight.

I bought it as a Christmas gift for grandpa.

Is your hair blond?

Yes, my hair's blond.

And blue eyes?

I have blue eyes.

Geila!

I've got something for you.

At first, I thought he was really an angel.

But he is an ordinary boy, nice one.

- Boy and nice? Is he? - Well, yes, a nice boy.

Aren't you a bit in love?

No, no, I haven't fallen in love.

He's gorgeous. Loves music,

studies hotel management, his voice is that of an angel.

You're still thinking he is an angel, aren't you?

I think mom has sent him from above to protect me.

After what happened.

The Moldau River is one of my most favorite compositions.

I know it well from beginning to end.

But I've always wondered how it sounds at its source.

We can go there and listen to it.

And when?

I don't know. Right now perhaps.

You're too young to go on a trip with a boy.

- Grandpa, I'm 18. - Well, I said no.

Other girls aged 18 go for weekends with their boyfriends.

- All other girls are not blind. - Aha.

So because I'm blind I can't live like other people do?

Maruska-

And you wake up confused, a star lost in a sea of stars.

Love opens up its hiding place.

Day is breaking, all people think you're still asleep.

And you don't feel anything, it's a perfectly wonderful morning.

It's dawning, everything around us...

so full of malice and full of beauty...

worked a miracle and brought us closer to one another.

- Shall we go? - Where to?

To the springs of the River Moldau.

Klara-

- Holy shit! - What's wrong?

Hey Klara, they stole my car! My slick Bimmer.

- And where was it? - Well, right here!

Yes, grandpa, I promise to be very careful.

Yes, I'll be calling you regularly morning and evening, promise.

And make sure you have proper meals! Have you got any money?

Grandpa, I'm a big girl now.

OK. I love you. Bye-bye. See you later.

- What's the matter? - Can't you see for yourself, or not?

This reminds me of the area around Kolin.

- The town? - Yes, the flatland around Kolin.

I know, granddaughters can be troublesome. -Yes.

Just imagine, what my grandson told me yesterday? -What?

Used a silly acronym I couldn't make out. -What acronym?

WOAP - working old-age pensioner. It's supposed to be funny.

That's better, isn't it?

But I can't exist without this work.

It's nice here in the summer.

Geila! Geila!

Let's go for a quick dip?

OK.

I got you.

All right, stop here and you're by the water.

Come to the water!

What do you say?

- Come in! - Marek...

I can't swim.

Put your arms together, move them away...

now together again.

You keep doing the same thing. Repeat those movements. OK?

- Like this? - Exactly.

Legs doing the same movements.

- Are they? - Yes.

Good?

- Can you do it yourself? - I don't know.

- We'll try? - OK. -Let's go.

Well done.

- I'm swimming! I'm swimming! - Right you are!

- I'm swimming! - Swim!

Good?

We're on the bank.

You're my guardian angel, do you know that?

Can I give it back?

You can.

So, does this mean we're dating?

I guess it is.

Kiss me again.

I saw a comet flashing through the sky...

I'd like to sing to it but it just flickered by.

Disappeared like a deer in the dark deep forest.

Leaving some golden coins shining in my wide-open eyes.

I hid the coins and did so safely in a special store.

But when the comet reappears we won't be here any more.

We won't be here, oh, pretentious pride.

I saw a comet fly and wanted to sing a song to it.

About water, grass and woods.

About death you cannot escape.

About love and betrayal, about the world, its pinnacle.

And all the people who ever lived on this planet.

Will you teach me how to drive a car?

Do what?

Slowly step on this pedal to accelerate.

This one?

Yes. Using your other foot release the clutch.

To the left- to the left, Maruska!

- I'm driving a car! - Slowly! Accelerate!

That's it! Superb! Release the clutch!

I want to go on the road.

To the left, left, turn the wheel to the left! Carefully!

- To the right! - What happened?

There was a tractor.

- Brake! Brake now! Brake! - But I haven't got- I have no-

I've told you, OK, hold the steering wheel.

All right? And now to the left.

To the right, to the right now-

- What a pair of legs? - Well. -Like my uncle from Telc.

- Stop worrying about her. - Well, it's easier said than done.

In fact, I don't even know what kind of boy he really is.

And Maruska is terribly naive. Just like her mother.

Oh my, look at that.

Come and see this. You haven't seen it yet.

It would be terrible if everyone looked like me, wouldn't it?

To keep meeting yourself all the time.

Vlastik, where are we?

So, Libuska, is it better now?

Do you remember our maths teacher?

- What was his name? - Herta.

- Yes, Herta. What a stupid name. - Yeah, he didn't like me.

He told me I was an airhead.

And do you know how I think?

- That he was right. - No, he wasn't.

- Do you want to date me? - No. Do you want to date me?

- Fine, we know where we stand. - Agreed.

Heavenly peaceful here. What do you think, kids?

Geila, come!

Hello, River Moldau!

Hello!

Hello!

There's your uncle from Telc!

Ma'am, are you also from Telc?

She isn't from Telc. Not from Telc? She's not from Telc!

Green grass, that's my pleasure.

Green grass, that's my security.

The grass is green!

- The grass is green! - Let's not sing that.

- Good day. - Good day.

- I'm so thirsty! - That's a nice song.

Yes, it is. -Mr. Fuks, he's a league soccer player.

- He is a soccer champion. - Former.

- I am now more of a grass champion. - What?

- Expert in grass. - Wait, you're doing that? -Yes.

- And how's that going? - They bought me a new lawnmower.

Really, a lawnmower for that stuff!

- Enjoy yourselves. - Lawnmower- That's insane!

- We've had a good laugh. - Vlastik, Vlastik!

I tip my hat to you, man! You still got it! You surprised me!

- She's a classmate. - Hey, I get it, I get it.

Get on with it! Geez.

So what is it like?

Just like water running. But nice.

Here you are. We'll send a message to the sea.

Three, two, one, now!

- Oh, we're gonna get wet soon. - Be careful.

Geila, forward!

- Here to the left. - Geila!

There, now that's done.

Won't the workers mind that we've eaten their food?

- No, they won't. - Not really?

I wonder what it would've been like if we stayed together.

If you hadn't cheated on me with that Hrabos guy.

- What Hrabos are you talking about? - Well, Hrabos Bartak.

He tutored you in math back then.

- That skinny blond-haired guy? - Hrabos was fat and red-haired.

I see, that one. Well, he helped me with math.

I never had anything with him.

Do you know I've always wanted you to be my first?

I'm afraid we won't manage that any more, Libuska.

But you could be my last one.

I'll go take a shower.

- Pavlinka! - Come on, quietly. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Don't worry, Kveta.

Honzik will help her prepare for the entrance exams.

Pavlinka will get into Law School.

Sorry.

We'll get there.

Watch out, the river starts here.

Oh Jeez, it's so terribly cold.

Careful, there's a step. Now. OK?

Sit down here.

- Where are the river springs at? - Here, right next to you.

I have a new girl. A absolute sex-bomb.

Young one. Sixty, and fully loaded.

You'd be surprised if you knew how she got it going.

An unbelievable hurricane.

- I tell you, that Cold shower- - What?

- Doesn't help. - Doesn't help?

- Not at all. Makes it worse. - Worse-

Watch out, Bilkova.

Come with me.

With this you'll get going at full tilt.

- We'll square up later. - Thanks.

"Lieder in erekcion."

That's a leader in fact, isn't it? And it really- kind of...

Kveta, it was wonderful staying with you.

Send us a postcard from Croatia.

- Sure I will. - I made a cake for you.

- Thanks. - No problem.

Shall we make their day?

Such a beautiful couple, aren't they?

When Pavlinka returns from the seaside...

you can go to our cottage, will you?

Thank you!

OK, lean here. There is a counter, you can lean on it.

And give me your hand. That's it.

- And here is the trigger. - Where?

Under your right hand. And we're aiming.

- Did I shoot? - I don't know. Probably you did.

She's quite handy.

Hold out your arm.

- This is what you hit. - This is a flower? -Yes.

WITH LOVE

And don't be afraid!

- Let's pretend to fly? - Pretend flying.

- Come on, play! - OK, OK. I'm taking this piece.

- So then, I'll take your knight. - Wait, let's put it back then.

It was an oversight, give it back.

Get it the hell away from me, it's dripping.

My father-in-law was a bad player like this.

- You taught me to play this way. - Our Honzik is in love.

And who is the lucky girl? Play.

- He fell in love at your command. - Play. -OK, stop nagging.

- You're embarrassing. - The best thing you can do-

- is just to let him live. - Well that would be a disaster.

Look, this is your Maruska. She also seems to be in love.

- He looks kind of sunburnt. - Yeah, he's probably Italian.

Maruska! Go home, immediately!

I'd better go. Bye.

All right, play! It's a check.

- What's the matter? What is it? - I feel sick. -What?

- What's wrong with you? - So you're giving it up, are you?

- Doctor- - He suffered a heart attack.

He is stabilized now and you can visit him.

He is a gypsy, Maruska.

No, he isn't.

He lied to you.

He's a crook, just as all the gypsies.

But grandpa...

Have you forgotten what they did to you?

You lied to me, Marek.

You lied to me.

Maruska, I'm sorry.

I was afraid that if I-

Maruska?

Come in, I'll make you some breakfast.

You must be cold.

Maruska!

Hey kids, Honza, let's go home!

Go away, Marek. Be so kind and go.

Maruska.

Forgive me.

I just wanted to be the kind of guy you wanted me to be.

Your angel.

Angels don't lie.

Would you still want me if I told you who I am?

I don't know.

I only know it would kill my grandpa.

Good-bye.

- Honzik, get moving, come along. - We're coming.

- Are you going to stay with me here? - Yes, of course.

New message from Marek. Read message?

I love you.

Reply. Send. Read out loud. Delete.

Delete message?

Message deleted.

- Maruska! - Yes?

- Is Honzik somewhere around? - Yes. I'll call him.

Honza! Mamma's here.

- I have bad news for you. - Well?

Kveta called. Pavlinka fled to Spain with some other boy.

I don't get it. After such a night with you.

- That's terrible. - You know what she is? Whore.

- How could she? - Don't be sad.

We'll find someone better for you. Another one. Better one.

Well, thanks.

- How much do you want? - Don't know.

- How much can you give? - 500?

- Thank you. - Thanks.

Thanks.

Kalat.

Wake up.

I made some cokes for you.

The green ones?

Don't worry, made of cottage cheese.

Good girl.

They are still warm. Will you have some?

The main thing for you, Libuska, is: don't smoke here.

I miss him terribly.

So do I.

One day you'll find out that love is such an beautiful feeling...

that it can be strong when you give more than you take.

Love so great that you nearly pass out.

And when love is one-sided, your heart easily breaks.

Into two halves which are difficult to put back together.

That's what happened to me with you; what more can I tell you.

You know best why I'm no longer your sun.

Why do I remain so distant in your eyes. -Dear Lord, kindly show us!

- But grandpa mustn't see him. - I'm full of anger I cannot vent.

Grandpa sees it in a different light.

- Why did I love her so much? - Marek is different.

- I'm fed up... - I know he's different.

...yet I don't want to give you up

- He's different. - I shouldn't have lied to you, love.

Well, back home.

Boy, you don't know how wonderful it is to be at home.

Honzik, I wanted to thank you on Maruska's behalf.

- That's fine. - Oh, come on...

I know these young boys nowadays-

Hey, Frantisek, vacation's over!

We'll discuss questions for the exams; the subject is harmony.

Liba will hand out textbooks.

Maruska, what's wrong with you?

Sit down.

So what?

You're knocked up!

That's not possible, Marta. Do you see it well?

I can see that quite clearly.

I thought angels were sexless beings.

Well, probably not.

Are you going to have the baby?

I don't know.

It measures 3 centimetres.

Doctor!

Can I ask you something?

Can you say what color the baby will be?

No, all are black-and-white here.

I can't have it taken away from me.

I heard its heart beating

and it was the most beautiful sound in the world.

Grandpa's heart won't make it if I tell him it's Mareks'.

So, tell him it's mine.

Yours?

- But you are... - Yes I am, but he doesn't know.

And according to mom, I'm an absolutely straight heterosexual.

- You'd really do this? - You bet.

You're awesome!

- You've saved two lives. - Three.

Mine too.

And how did it happen?

- Normally. - Normally?

Well, we were sad...

Oh, you were sad and so you made yourself a baby?

- Well, that's excellent. - Well...

You couldn't be more careful?

You wanted it, didn't you?

Your such an idiot.

Is it really Honza's baby? It is Honza's baby.

- Doesn't it belong to that??? - No.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

We haven't had that intercourse-

Sexual.

Maruska.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

- I wouldn't, grandpa. - I know.

Well mommy, let's start preparing for the wedding.

- And grandpa- - Yes?

- Can't it be done without that? - No, it can't! Can't be done.

I'm asking you in front of the Church and in front of God.

Is this decision of yours free and sincere?

- The'll have lovely children. - Yeah-

Do you want to pledge love, respect and faithfulness

for the rest of your life?

I do.

I do.

What God has joined together, let no man divide...

let God bless these rings...

which you will exchange as a sign of love and faithfulness, amen.

- Did you see daddy? - I don't know where he's at.

Wait a moment.

Karel! Karel!

What are you doing here?

Smoking a joint.

It's not enough that you drink, you'll start taking drugs as well?

- You want a hit? - I'll give you a hit.

That's it! Get the hell inside, fast! You should be ashamed!

At our son's wedding, no less!

Don't pinch me!

Don't make a sorry spectacle here.

That's domestic violence, sexual harassment.

Which one are you? You're from our class?

- Hello- - Who Hello? Which Hello?

I wanna live it up...

and with whatever comes, I'm willing to fight...

Karel!

Honza!

- Hey, granny, we are here! - Where have you been?

Come, let's go home.

Come. So long, bye-bye!

So come on, come-

Honza!

Honza! Honza!

- What's wrong? - Call an ambulance! -What?

OK?

- Are you calling an ambulance? - Yes, I am.

That was lovely.

Vlastik.

Vlastik!

Hey, driver, could you speed it up, I'm in a hurry.

Press harder- keep pressing, mommy-

It's a boy. And absolutely healthy.

Geez, what a beautful baby!

- Is he beautiful? - Amazing.

That's his head.

Replace me.

- Time of resuscitation? - Grandpa? -35 minutes.

- Pupils? - Grandpa!

- No reaction. - Grandpa...

Time to end.

- Is that our kid? - Absolutely.

He's kind of dark.

- That's not your child. - Hey mom, did you forget I'm gay.

But I take him as my own and if you want, you can be his grandma.

Karel?

Don't worry, we make him the next Maradona.

TO GRANPA WITH LOVE FROM MARUSKA

TO BELOVED VLASTIK FROM LIBUSKA AND FAMILY

Where's Vlastik?

He didn't even come?

- Probably he forgot. - Grandma, let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Come on, let's get going.

OK, come up here.

You're a good dog, aren't you?

This is my world.

I love it.