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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:23,375 BLUE SKY FILM DISTRIBUTION PRESENTS 4 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:29,291 LOVE IS LOVE 5 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,791 It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. 6 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:47,375 What is essential is invisible to the eye. 7 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,625 This is my world. 8 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:58,958 I was less than 10 years old, when my eyes were closed forever. 9 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:02,791 I didn't even have a chance to look around properly. 10 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:09,083 My arrival in the world was difficult. I was born... 11 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,083 and my mother died. 12 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:17,666 My birth certificate says: Father unknown. 13 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:22,916 My grandpa says life is a struggle... 14 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,541 and it should be fought until the very end. 15 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:35,250 Because you never know when you meet your greatest luck. 16 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:03,208 Timi? 17 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,125 Oh, you're here? 18 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,791 Ah, you've got Geila there. Do you want to go to her? 19 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:12,041 OK, I'll put a chair for you. Come here, come on. Come. 20 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:16,916 You two, lovers. Here he is. Enjoy yourselves. 21 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:31,750 Pass it on! Try, shoot! Well done. Excellent, guys. 22 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,208 Let's go. 23 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:44,958 Oh, shit... 24 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,583 What are you doing? 25 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:02,458 - Timi! Hello. - Hi there, hi! 26 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:06,500 Timi! 27 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,458 Yuck, Geila, Yuck! Timi, let's go. Yuck! 28 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,916 Goal! 29 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:17,041 Are you trying to provoke me? 30 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:20,458 You know how much I hate it when he licks that Kalat's dog. 31 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,958 Do you know how many germs are in Saliva? 32 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,125 I do, that's why we don't kiss. 33 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,833 Don't be disgusting. I'm just warning you. 34 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,125 If you put up that chair once again... 35 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,375 I'll have a wall bricked up. 36 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,291 Are you listening to me? 37 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:42,458 Watching soccer, that's what you're good at! 38 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,583 It's this one. No, that one. 39 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,791 You better clean this up before we get back. 40 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:57,208 And clean up that mess. 41 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,458 Oh, Karl is getting bitched at again. 42 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,041 You should play something lively for him. 43 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:26,166 Hello! 44 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:31,958 - Good day! - Hi there! 45 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:36,125 I keep telling Honza he's got time for chasing girls. 46 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:39,583 Sure enough, school's the main thing now. 47 00:04:40,791 --> 00:04:42,666 There's no need to hurry. 48 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:46,666 Just a moment, OK? Jeez, hold on. 49 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:49,166 I'll call you back in a minute. 50 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,875 Dear me... 51 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:16,083 - Honza! -Who is it? - What are you doing in there? 52 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:20,541 What the...? Hey! 53 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,791 I simply feel it this way. 54 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:30,333 What do you feel? 55 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:34,208 What do you mean by feeling it? 56 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:39,708 You're not a homo, are you? 57 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:43,875 You're an absolutely normal, healthy boy. You understand? 58 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:49,791 Look, in our family there's never been a man attracted to other men. 59 00:05:49,791 --> 00:05:53,541 - Well, yes, as far as I know. - You stay out of it. 60 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:57,291 All right, I'm sorry but he's also my son too? Isn't he? 61 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:00,375 Yes and look how he turned out. 62 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:02,833 Well, well... 63 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:10,958 He's kissing her, kind of passionately. 64 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,750 He's grabbing a rubber stamp. 65 00:06:19,791 --> 00:06:23,375 I've promised you a bare-bottom spanking. 66 00:06:24,666 --> 00:06:26,916 What are they doing now? 67 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:29,458 She's turning over... 68 00:06:31,416 --> 00:06:33,666 and he's pulling up her skirt... 69 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:38,125 stamping the back side of her thigh. 70 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:43,875 - She seems to like it, kind of. - On the back side of her thigh? 71 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:47,041 - And why? - Well, why? 72 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:52,125 This is a kind of game, romantic, I would say. 73 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:55,000 He's stamping her again, this time higher up. 74 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,708 - Higher? How higher? - Well, higher. 75 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:01,291 Up to her backside... 76 00:07:01,791 --> 00:07:03,833 In fact, on her butt. 77 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:08,666 Now she's breathing on the rubber stamp to give a better imprint. 78 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:12,916 What a pair of big ol' grandma panties! 79 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:19,041 - What kind of panties? - Well the hell with you! 80 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:23,291 - What happened, grandpa? - The whole contraption broke down. 81 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,791 We have to buy a new TV. 82 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:29,958 Do you remember, when you were a boy, 83 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:33,333 you always took it away from me and filled it with water? 84 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,375 Now, you don't like it anymore? 85 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,000 I guess I don't. 86 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:49,333 Well, beavers don't seem to be in style nowadays. 87 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:53,291 But she's still a nice piece. 88 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,791 I wouldn't say no to her, what about you? 89 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,833 Let me tell you something... You're my son. 90 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,833 And you always will be. 91 00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:24,291 You understand? 92 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:39,583 There's a replay of the Hungarian cup final on TV. 93 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,083 He's never had a male example. That's why it happened. 94 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:49,166 - So I am to blame for that as well? - And who else? 95 00:08:56,833 --> 00:09:01,708 Take that away from the poor thing. That's disgusting. 96 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,083 Timi! Timi. Fooey. It's yucky! 97 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,083 Hop! 98 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,958 I'll cure him from it. 99 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,208 He had blue eyes and blond hair. 100 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:31,041 As she was thawing in his embrace, she awakened immense desire in him. 101 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:36,125 And she felt him as a flame of desire and felt... 102 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:42,125 herself thawing in the flame. She threw out all her inhibitions. 103 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,750 She felt his... 104 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:55,666 Oh, it would be so cruel if he failed to be gentle to her... 105 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,458 because she was totally helpless. 106 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,791 She felt she was like the sea, 107 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,541 sensing dark waves rising inside her which thundered on... 108 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:12,833 away from her, and she felt she had been hit, 109 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,625 having achieved her aim. 110 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,166 A woman... 111 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,250 was born. 112 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,458 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 113 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,416 - Don't lie! - I'm not. 114 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:32,416 If you don't tell me I'll beat it out of you with my stick. 115 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,500 So my mum has found out that I'm... 116 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,791 That you are what? 117 00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:38,333 - Well, that I'm... - That you're gay? 118 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,833 You know that? 119 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,166 Honza, I may be blind but I'm not stupid. 120 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:46,000 - Have you told anyone? - No. 121 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,583 So don't tell anybody. Mom would have a heart attack... 122 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,333 - if the neighbours found out. - You should stand up to her. 123 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:59,000 To my mom? You're crazy. Stand up against my mom. 124 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,875 Look, I've told you several times. 125 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:11,416 Two years ago I bought an accident insurance policy for my child. 126 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,583 We had an accident but we haven't got a penny. 127 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:18,083 I want a solution that will solve this. 128 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:21,125 Mr. Knap, be so kind and calm down. 129 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,541 - We'll do our best for you. - Excuse me? 130 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,208 I've heard something. 131 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:28,166 OVB's Regional Director, Zdena Fuksova. 132 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,125 - Pleased to meet you. - You seem to lack a strategy. 133 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,916 - Strategy? - Yes, sit down, please. 134 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:36,416 You are a typical example of a man without a strategy. 135 00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:40,416 But you're not alone, there are more people like you. 136 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:47,125 The world is a very complicated, turbulent and dangerous place. 137 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:51,833 And without a correct strategy you may get lost in it completely. 138 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,916 But don't worry, we'll prepare a strategy for you... 139 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:59,458 a financial plan that later on nothing will ever surprise you. 140 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:05,708 Jaruska, be so kind. Take care of this client. Have a nice day. 141 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:12,333 Yes? Oh, Milos, you're a darling. 142 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,791 Just a moment, I'm writing it down. 143 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,500 What's the name? Rawlik? I see, Frohlik. 144 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,041 Frolik. 145 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,166 Radek Frolik. 146 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,416 - Wait! - Forward! 147 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:12,625 Imagine. He's home alone this weekend. 148 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,375 - Do you think I should? -Marta! - You know what I mean... 149 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:19,125 - OK, see you. - Bye. 150 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,625 Forward! 151 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,916 Forward! 152 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:36,375 Oh my God, please give me a boyfriend! 153 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:43,291 After all, I am no worse than Marta. Please. 154 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:53,375 And do it now. Thank you. 155 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,166 Geila! 156 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:07,083 - Is this a thong? - Yes, white ones. 157 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:12,208 - So I'll take them, please. - Aren't you gonna be cold in it? 158 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,708 - Oh, grandpa... - I don't know, 159 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,375 it's just three strings. 160 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:21,625 - But it's in style now, grandpa. - Really? 161 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,541 - Do you wear them too? - I do. 162 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,166 And is it comfortable? 163 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:34,875 Not much, is it? I thought so. See, Maruska, 164 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,333 this young lady doesn't find it pleasant to wear. 165 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,791 - But I didn't say that. - Oh, grandpa. 166 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:47,291 - I really would like to have it. - OK, we'll take them. 167 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,541 - How much for these shoelaces? - 299 crowns. 168 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,875 Oh for God's sake. 169 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,500 One lace for 100 crowns. OK. 170 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,666 - But if you get a cold in this- - I won't. 171 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:11,833 You'll be astounded by the picture down to the smallest detail. 172 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,083 It's got the perfect surround sound... 173 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,875 that will draw you into action on the screen. 174 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,125 Grandpa, we'll buy this one, OK? 175 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:27,083 - Could you switch on the sound? - Sure. 176 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,583 - But you can't go there. - Step back! 177 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:34,500 Hey, this is my private property! I can grow here what I want. 178 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,833 These are my herbs. I have sweet basil over there. 179 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:42,291 Prohibited, prohibited... Nobody can prohibit me to live. 180 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:45,375 These are curative herbs. 181 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,916 HONOURABLE MENTION 182 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:04,125 - Mr. criminal... - Detective. -Detective. 183 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:07,166 - Is smoking allowed here? - No. 184 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:14,333 - OK. You don't smoke? - No. -That's good. 185 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,000 So what are you going to tell me about that? 186 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,125 Look, they clearly told me that I suffer from Alzheimer's disease. 187 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,875 And soon I won't recognize anyone, 188 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,541 won't be able to get home from here. 189 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,125 I even began stuttering, 190 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,083 kept putting on clothes the wrong way. 191 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:38,791 I was nearly committed to what you call it... 192 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:45,541 Hospital for the terminally ill. And, can you see me now? 193 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,166 - Yes, I can. - You see. 194 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:51,041 And you know why you can see me? 195 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,750 Thanks to the herbs you have just seized. 196 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:59,000 If I just didn't... In a small quantity... 197 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,291 You'd be sitting with your feet on the table, picking your nose. 198 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,541 And not interrogating an old women 199 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,291 who'd have been demented a long time ago. 200 00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,833 But Mrs. Nova, you're not growing 201 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,166 the herbs just for yourself. 202 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,208 You're also dealing the stuff in nursing homes. 203 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,375 I want to help them. 204 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:23,333 You should... I see, you don't smoke. 205 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,875 - This really helps. - Helps? -Well, OK. 206 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,458 But we have nurses calling in... 207 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:33,333 saying they have drugged old ladies getting high in nursing homes. 208 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,708 Do you know you're the oldest dealer in Czech? 209 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,458 Really? 210 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,958 Whoa, that's heavy... 211 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:53,041 Wow! This one's beyond comparison with the old one. The sound! Geila! 212 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,916 Thank you very much. Well, that's superb. 213 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,333 You are welcome. 214 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,625 - All right, see you later. - Bye-bye. 215 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:05,875 - I'll pick you up as usual. - Good-bye. -Bye. 216 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:19,083 - Good day. Can I help you? - Good day. 217 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:22,375 - Good day. - Hello. 218 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:31,125 - Does Mr. Radek Frolik live here? - Yes, he does. 219 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,875 - Radek... - Yes? 220 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:38,250 - A visitor for you. - Daddy, a visitor! -OK, OK... 221 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,625 Good day. 222 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:50,083 Good day. I've come in response to that ad. 223 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,666 I see- 224 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,333 For the job of an assistant at the university. 225 00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,958 Yes- 226 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,333 Can I invite you for a cup of coffee? 227 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,833 Certainly, certainly. 228 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:14,083 I'll just put something on and be right back. 229 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,291 - Good day. - Hello. 230 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:48,166 - I'll help you. You want me to? - Mm hmm. Geila, lay down. 231 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,250 Don't sleep, young man! This is not a hostel! 232 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,333 If you want to sleep go to the train station. 233 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,041 - Hey man, darkie, move your ass. - I'm Marek. 234 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:41,208 Sure, Marek the darkie. 235 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,583 Look, darkie, I read in the papers today... 236 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,583 about your dark buddies who left for England. 237 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:53,041 They say it's a genuine paradise. You should hurry up to get there... 238 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:57,333 while there is still place. I've got the paper in the locker room. 239 00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,250 That is, if you can read at all. 240 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:16,250 I'm glad we understand one another, Mr. Assistant Professor. 241 00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,041 Especially because of your wife. 242 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,625 Family is the cornerstone of society, isn't it? 243 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:29,583 And you won't tell my son I came to see you, of course. 244 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,291 The school probably wouldn't be happy 245 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,041 if they found out you molest your students. 246 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,083 Do you know where he lives? 247 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,625 Hey, Frantisek, I just wanted to ask you. 248 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:57,166 Do you remember Libuska Horackova, our former classmate? 249 00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:01,291 A beautiful girl, long hair. Don't you remember her? 250 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,458 And do you remember me? Kalat is the name. 251 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,208 Neither. 252 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:11,916 So you don't know whom you've been talking to. 253 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:17,666 Well, you had a chat at least. Take care, man. 254 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:22,250 Jeez, it goes so fast. 255 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:29,666 Doesn't know anything. Could I speak with Milos? 256 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:36,000 Oh, I see- No, I'm sorry, I didn't know. A year ago? 257 00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:40,833 Accept my sympathy. I'm a former classmate. 258 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:43,916 Vlasta Kalat. Good-bye. 259 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,875 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 260 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,750 - OK, I'm here. - Hello, grandpa. -Hi there. 261 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,083 How was your play today? Any good? 262 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,583 Well, it was only too hot. 263 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:41,500 My lady, I've chosen you today... 264 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,333 because you're a perfect woman, good-looking, stupid and sexy. 265 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:47,416 A proper bitch at first sight. 266 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:54,458 Well, that's what I call music, rap. Come on, my lady, come on. 267 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,625 I can't see anything, not a thing. 268 00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:08,625 - Dammit! - Perfect woman, good-looking. 269 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:12,708 - Jeez, it's pitch dark here. - I'll switch on the light, lady. 270 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,708 I sure will, baby. 271 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,875 You ass! Janet! 272 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:30,291 Hey man, you're a fucker. Don't be an idiot. 273 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:35,291 Sorry. I was just trying to be blind. 274 00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:37,708 But she couldn't rap anyway. 275 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,083 I gave you money to pay the electricity bill! 276 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,500 Yeah well, they robbed me on the way. 277 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,791 We have enough candles. 278 00:24:47,291 --> 00:24:50,916 Ughh, that's fucked. 279 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,833 Radek... 280 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:59,291 Honza, let's go for a beer? 281 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,291 - All right. - Agreed? So let's go. 282 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:10,583 - Yes, thank you very much. - You're welcome. -Thanks. 283 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,875 Cheers. 284 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:19,250 Drink, it'll "cool you down"... 285 00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:23,166 Sorry, I didn't mean it that way. 286 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:34,041 - Good day, Mr. Jehlicka. - Good day. 287 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:38,625 - I wanted to ask you. - Ask away. 288 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:45,125 - You seem to know a lot of people. - Well, yes, I do, I do. 289 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,541 How is it working out with Mrs. Bilkova? 290 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:54,500 No complaints. 291 00:26:55,416 --> 00:27:01,916 She does the laundry, ironing, cooking, the whole service. 292 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:18,125 - So no compliants? - No, it's good. 293 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,333 That one's also good. 294 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:29,083 She may go to court. You know, she is... 295 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:32,375 In fact, she is my first love. 296 00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:36,791 - I know a judge, she knows a lot. - You do? 297 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:40,333 She knows a lot, she knows the rope. 298 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:44,041 - And do you think that??? - Definitely. 299 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,666 - Sit down please. - No, that's ok. We like to stand. 300 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:03,041 You'll spoil your yees reading like that. 301 00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:07,416 - Well don't spoil your eyes... - My sight is already bad. 302 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,666 - Can I? - Yes. 303 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,500 I think I'm going to dump her. 304 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:37,166 - Who? - The Bilkova woman. 305 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:39,833 - Why? - She's not up for it anymore... 306 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:42,500 and I do need it. 307 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:49,833 Excuse me, Mr. Jehlicka, but do you still- you know... 308 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,583 Oh yeah. 309 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:57,291 I shower my dick in cold water every day, 310 00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:59,916 in the morning and at night. 311 00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:04,041 To keep it in good shape. Do you understand? 312 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:11,583 I realized a long time ago that you're not going to be a soccer player. 313 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,083 But if I had a grandson perhaps he might... he might be one... 314 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,250 - you understand? - Sorry. 315 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,500 - Oh, daddy, I'm sorry. - Don't apologize. 316 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,291 Don't be a silly ass. No apologies needed at all. 317 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:25,666 - Jeez... - I don't like her. -I know... 318 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:29,083 but you can't say it out loud. She's your mother. 319 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,166 - You ass! - Sure. 320 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:39,958 - Do you know what I don't get? - What? 321 00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,958 Why did you marry her then? 322 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,833 - Sorry, oh, sorry. - No problem. 323 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,291 Thanks. 324 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:57,583 Jesus! Oh, for Gods sake! 325 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:03,250 Goddammit- 326 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:28,416 Look at them, Geila, can you see? You envy them, don't you? 327 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:37,041 So do I. That makes two of us. Let's go to bed. 328 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,083 Hey, mommy, I'm gay! 329 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,083 And I am gay too! 330 00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,416 But I'm more gay! 331 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:56,250 No, I'm as gay as handbag of rainbows! 332 00:30:56,666 --> 00:31:01,458 Honza! Silence! Come on up! 333 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:06,416 - Shut up! Silence! - Mom, I am- 334 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:11,916 You got him wasted. Get in, fast. My God- 335 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:16,625 - Momma, I am really gay. - You need a cold shower. 336 00:31:18,416 --> 00:31:20,541 Go. Look out. 337 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:25,208 Better to be gay than to live with you. 338 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:27,291 Then move out. 339 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:32,083 Undress! I tell you, take it off! 340 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:36,166 Jeez, don't be shy, I'm your mother. 341 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:40,916 Honza, don't puke in here. 342 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:44,333 What has she been giving you? Poor thing. 343 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,291 You need a cold shower. 344 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,208 Mommy- 345 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,291 What's wrong? Are you sick? 346 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:59,916 - Mommy- - It'll be alright, you'll see. 347 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:13,541 GIVE IT TO ME! 348 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,916 I won't do it. 349 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:22,708 He told me that family is more important to him. 350 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:27,708 Oh my, I wish I couldn't see this rotten world today. 351 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:30,625 Close your eyes, I'll lead you. 352 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,250 - OK? - Fine with me. 353 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,791 You're here to see the gas meter? 354 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:56,916 No, they were here already. 355 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,666 Jeez, Kalat- 356 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:05,916 I haven't seen you for 46 years. Until now, on the TV. 357 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:09,125 You're still a beautiful woman. 358 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,375 I am. But your the one that got old. 359 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:19,083 - You still tell it like it is. - I'll probably be moving to jail. 360 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,708 At least it will be closer to come visit you. 361 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,166 Oh my, I don't want to burn them. 362 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,208 BOOK ON MARIHUANA 363 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,250 Come and see, Vlastik! 364 00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:45,750 Box of Last Resort. BLR for short. 365 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:51,666 Those young cops probably don't watch TV. 366 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:02,416 - Will you have as well? - A cup of coffee is enough for me. 367 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,541 All right. I'll just make my tea. 368 00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:10,958 But you'll have a cookie, won't you? 369 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:14,208 - Are those with the stuff too? - You bet. 370 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:18,958 They burned a little bit. Doesn't matter. 371 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,625 Well, that's a pick-me-up alright. 372 00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:29,500 - Who is it? Police? - Nah. 373 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,291 Granny, it me! 374 00:34:33,666 --> 00:34:35,583 If they have a dog... 375 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:40,041 - Ciao, granny. - Ciao. 376 00:34:41,541 --> 00:34:44,875 - Hey. - That's my grandson, Pete. 377 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,500 Peter. 378 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,291 This is my high school friend. 379 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:52,916 - Heavy. - Kalat. 380 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:58,291 A pal of my granny is a pal of mine, man. 381 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:03,333 Come and sit down, come. Sit down, give it to me. 382 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:08,000 Pete is my doctor, right? He prescribed my treatment. 383 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,416 Take some. It's healthy, really. 384 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,208 Do you want to put in that-? 385 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,583 - The white thing- - What? 386 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,750 From the cow. How do you call it- 387 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:23,000 If you want to put some milk in it. 388 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,291 - Yeah. - Well, just a drop. 389 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,708 I'll get it for you. 390 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:31,333 Damned cops. 391 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:35,750 But don't you worry, granny, I'll get the stuff for you. 392 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,375 The stuff will be supplied. 393 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:42,500 I won't leave my granny go crazy. 394 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,708 He's a good dude. 395 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:55,208 It's our President. 396 00:35:56,208 --> 00:36:00,125 - That's heavy. - No, it's Klaus. 397 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,916 Really? 398 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,958 Vaclav. 399 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:47,833 I'm king of the rappers and the whole circus. 400 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,250 I don't give a shit. 401 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:57,541 When I find you, lady, we're gonna have a baby, or rather two or three. 402 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,083 - He doesn't rap? - No... 403 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:35,041 he's a different kind, but a good guy. 404 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:38,666 We grew up together in a children's home. 405 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:29,666 Hey darkie, darkie, you dumb ass! 406 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:32,291 Shouldn't you be in the kitchen instead? 407 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:42,750 "You're beautiful..." Who is it from? 408 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,250 I don't know. 409 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,500 Can we start? 410 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:08,750 So, question No. 6. Go ahead. 411 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,000 I LOVE YOU 412 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:38,250 My God, are you going to miserable because of some crappy guy? 413 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:43,041 When the world's full of gorgeous girls. 414 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:49,125 - Come, I say. Come on, get up! - Hey Mom, please- 415 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,875 Come on, momma knows what to do. Come! 416 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,791 So what? 417 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,166 Don't be afraid. 418 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:10,500 All the celebrities come here. 419 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:22,333 Do you like any of them? 420 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:27,750 That big-eyed one over there, she looks like your cousin Sonia. 421 00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:30,666 You've always liked her, right? 422 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:41,416 I'm here with my son. Have you got someone who knows...? 423 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,291 Hey Heda! 424 00:40:52,916 --> 00:40:57,375 I've got a young virgin Mary for you. -Go and get a bathrobe. 425 00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:36,875 Will you take off the bathrobe yourself? 426 00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:38,708 Look, Ms. Hedvika- 427 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,666 - He's a pretty wild animal. - Is he? 428 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,291 That's my son! 429 00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:51,875 - Can I get you a drink? - Why not. 430 00:41:57,125 --> 00:42:02,583 I knew you couldn't be gay. That guy simply talked you into it. 431 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:08,416 He abused your naivity. I'm so glad you're normal. 432 00:42:14,708 --> 00:42:17,041 And now we're gonna find you a girl. 433 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:25,791 I'm gay, I'm gay... 434 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,791 No wonder you're gay. 435 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,250 Put some lotion on. 436 00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,416 - Why did you even go with her? - I don't know. 437 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:52,333 I probably thought something might turn in me. 438 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:57,791 - And did it turn? - Strange, nothing moved. 439 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:08,208 And I nearly choked in between her huge boobs. 440 00:43:09,041 --> 00:43:13,291 - Fortunately, she let me explain. - And your mom? 441 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:18,166 Well, I'm afraid it can't be explained to her. 442 00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:21,750 She's married already. Well, that's bad. 443 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:24,833 Jeez, I'm sorry, I apologize. Naturally- 444 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:30,291 - Did you need something, Ma'am? - Wish her good luck on my behalf. 445 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:34,708 Jaruska, have you got a boyfriend? 446 00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:38,208 - Yes. - OK, so leave then. 447 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:43,000 She's only 14? My God. 448 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,125 Well, we sure as hell don't need that. 449 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,083 Turn it off! 450 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:53,291 - What? Yeah, yeah- - Wait- Turn it off! 451 00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:56,291 I'm sure she's good-looking, after you. 452 00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,333 Oh, so she's more after her daddy- 453 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:07,833 I'll be damned- Yeah, yeah, yeah- 454 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:10,125 Eighteen? 455 00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:14,708 And she's applying for Law School? Kveta, my congratulations. 456 00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:18,625 I'd like to congratulate us all from the bottom of my heart. 457 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:34,875 - Don't poke my eye out. - Don't worry, I'm not blind. 458 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:38,291 - Hold still! - Sorry. 459 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:45,583 Give it to him! Come one! OK then. 460 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,541 Come on, come. 461 00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:52,291 My God, what a Douchebag, he scored on himself just like that. 462 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:54,666 - Hello. - Mother. 463 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:57,583 - Pour it out into the flower pot! - My boys! 464 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:04,458 - Hello. - Hi there. 465 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:08,041 What are you doing? Hello. 466 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:17,375 Ah, soccer again. Have they scored already? 467 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:20,875 - Yes, they did, own goal. - Did they? 468 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:23,708 We'll go to the lake for a vacation. 469 00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:26,791 - What? - A friend has invited us to come. 470 00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:28,875 Superb! 471 00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:31,708 Don't worry, you're not going anywhere. 472 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,083 Thank you. 473 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:35,000 Stairs. Stairs. 474 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:39,083 Well. 475 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,458 Stop! 476 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:47,250 Forward! 477 00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:49,583 Stop! 478 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,833 Forward! Slowly. 479 00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:06,083 Do you need anything? 480 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:10,625 Hey! Leave her alone! 481 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:16,541 Anything wrong with you? Are you OK? 482 00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:24,083 Are you sure you aren't hurt? 483 00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:32,375 - Let's go. - Thank you. Geila. 484 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,916 OK. So- 485 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:39,875 Well. 486 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:47,000 - Maruska, what happened? - She was mugged. 487 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,416 Come and sit down. 488 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,250 Sit down. 489 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:59,125 Someone mugged the blind girl who plays the piano. Stole her purse! 490 00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:01,750 They saw some dark-skinned guys around. 491 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:05,416 Oh my, what kind of people they are? 492 00:47:05,416 --> 00:47:08,583 Well, you can guess twice who they are. 493 00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:18,000 - Maruska. - Grandpa. -My dear girl. 494 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:29,250 - So, you'll call me. - When there is some news. 495 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:31,875 - Thanks. Good-bye. - Bye. 496 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:35,291 - Will you wait for me a moment? - I surely will. 497 00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:06,125 - What is it? - I think it's for you. 498 00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:28,583 Jaroslav Simunek and Irenka Zemanova. 499 00:48:29,916 --> 00:48:33,708 Have a good journey home, especially those living outside Prague. 500 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,958 And I wish you an enjoyable Summer. 501 00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:44,583 My school report's almost perfect. 502 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,666 - Have a nice vacation. - You too. 503 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:59,208 Why do small blind children like poppy-seed rolls? -Why? 504 00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:03,125 Because each offers a different fairy tale. -Jeez! 505 00:49:29,916 --> 00:49:32,541 My God, why is he doing it to me? 506 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:36,375 First, he writes to me that I am beautiful 507 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:39,791 and then he doesn't even show up. 508 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,250 Hello. 509 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,083 Who is it? 510 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,708 I'm Marek. 511 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,458 I am Maruska. 512 00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:12,583 - Hello. - Hi there. 513 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:18,958 May I touch you? 514 00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:25,416 Just to make sure you're real. 515 00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:29,250 - May I? - OK. -Can I? 516 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:43,750 You smell nice. That's called Moonlight. 517 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,583 I bought it as a Christmas gift for grandpa. 518 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,583 Is your hair blond? 519 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:57,041 Yes, my hair's blond. 520 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:01,208 And blue eyes? 521 00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,083 I have blue eyes. 522 00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:14,458 Geila! 523 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,958 I've got something for you. 524 00:51:20,916 --> 00:51:24,125 At first, I thought he was really an angel. 525 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:27,625 But he is an ordinary boy, nice one. 526 00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:33,500 - Boy and nice? Is he? - Well, yes, a nice boy. 527 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:38,250 Aren't you a bit in love? 528 00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:41,625 No, no, I haven't fallen in love. 529 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:46,833 He's gorgeous. Loves music, 530 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:51,125 studies hotel management, his voice is that of an angel. 531 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:56,541 You're still thinking he is an angel, aren't you? 532 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:02,416 I think mom has sent him from above to protect me. 533 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,000 After what happened. 534 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,750 The Moldau River is one of my most favorite compositions. 535 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,291 I know it well from beginning to end. 536 00:52:26,291 --> 00:52:30,333 But I've always wondered how it sounds at its source. 537 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,916 We can go there and listen to it. 538 00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:38,833 And when? 539 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:43,833 I don't know. Right now perhaps. 540 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,666 You're too young to go on a trip with a boy. 541 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:56,583 - Grandpa, I'm 18. - Well, I said no. 542 00:52:57,250 --> 00:53:01,625 Other girls aged 18 go for weekends with their boyfriends. 543 00:53:03,791 --> 00:53:07,666 - All other girls are not blind. - Aha. 544 00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:12,041 So because I'm blind I can't live like other people do? 545 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,208 Maruska- 546 00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:23,916 And you wake up confused, a star lost in a sea of stars. 547 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:27,625 Love opens up its hiding place. 548 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:34,291 Day is breaking, all people think you're still asleep. 549 00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:42,625 And you don't feel anything, it's a perfectly wonderful morning. 550 00:53:43,083 --> 00:53:47,375 It's dawning, everything around us... 551 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:50,833 so full of malice and full of beauty... 552 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:58,916 worked a miracle and brought us closer to one another. 553 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:04,291 - Shall we go? - Where to? 554 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,833 To the springs of the River Moldau. 555 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,375 Klara- 556 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:15,625 - Holy shit! - What's wrong? 557 00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:21,208 Hey Klara, they stole my car! My slick Bimmer. 558 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:25,166 - And where was it? - Well, right here! 559 00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:30,125 Yes, grandpa, I promise to be very careful. 560 00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:35,541 Yes, I'll be calling you regularly morning and evening, promise. 561 00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:40,250 And make sure you have proper meals! Have you got any money? 562 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:43,250 Grandpa, I'm a big girl now. 563 00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:47,083 OK. I love you. Bye-bye. See you later. 564 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:57,750 - What's the matter? - Can't you see for yourself, or not? 565 00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:08,000 This reminds me of the area around Kolin. 566 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,875 - The town? - Yes, the flatland around Kolin. 567 00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:18,000 I know, granddaughters can be troublesome. -Yes. 568 00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:23,625 Just imagine, what my grandson told me yesterday? -What? 569 00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:27,625 Used a silly acronym I couldn't make out. -What acronym? 570 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:32,166 WOAP - working old-age pensioner. It's supposed to be funny. 571 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,708 That's better, isn't it? 572 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,375 But I can't exist without this work. 573 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:41,750 It's nice here in the summer. 574 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,041 Geila! Geila! 575 00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:56,416 Let's go for a quick dip? 576 00:55:58,125 --> 00:55:59,625 OK. 577 00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:09,416 I got you. 578 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:13,125 All right, stop here and you're by the water. 579 00:56:18,291 --> 00:56:20,083 Come to the water! 580 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:22,541 What do you say? 581 00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:26,625 - Come in! - Marek... 582 00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:29,750 I can't swim. 583 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:35,375 Put your arms together, move them away... 584 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,625 now together again. 585 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:42,541 You keep doing the same thing. Repeat those movements. OK? 586 00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,875 - Like this? - Exactly. 587 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:48,875 Legs doing the same movements. 588 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,791 - Are they? - Yes. 589 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,333 Good? 590 00:56:56,208 --> 00:56:58,791 - Can you do it yourself? - I don't know. 591 00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:01,500 - We'll try? - OK. -Let's go. 592 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,375 Well done. 593 00:57:11,583 --> 00:57:15,041 - I'm swimming! I'm swimming! - Right you are! 594 00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:17,291 - I'm swimming! - Swim! 595 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,416 Good? 596 00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:26,750 We're on the bank. 597 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:42,125 You're my guardian angel, do you know that? 598 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,583 Can I give it back? 599 00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,875 You can. 600 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:26,500 So, does this mean we're dating? 601 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,541 I guess it is. 602 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:41,083 Kiss me again. 603 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,916 I saw a comet flashing through the sky... 604 00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:12,166 I'd like to sing to it but it just flickered by. 605 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:15,583 Disappeared like a deer in the dark deep forest. 606 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:18,791 Leaving some golden coins shining in my wide-open eyes. 607 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:22,291 I hid the coins and did so safely in a special store. 608 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:25,041 But when the comet reappears we won't be here any more. 609 00:59:25,041 --> 00:59:28,375 We won't be here, oh, pretentious pride. 610 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:31,875 I saw a comet fly and wanted to sing a song to it. 611 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:36,375 About water, grass and woods. 612 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:42,583 About death you cannot escape. 613 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:49,458 About love and betrayal, about the world, its pinnacle. 614 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:56,041 And all the people who ever lived on this planet. 615 01:00:00,041 --> 01:00:02,791 Will you teach me how to drive a car? 616 01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:04,791 Do what? 617 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,250 Slowly step on this pedal to accelerate. 618 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:12,625 This one? 619 01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:16,291 Yes. Using your other foot release the clutch. 620 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,916 To the left- to the left, Maruska! 621 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,208 - I'm driving a car! - Slowly! Accelerate! 622 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:32,916 That's it! Superb! Release the clutch! 623 01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:35,041 I want to go on the road. 624 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:39,541 To the left, left, turn the wheel to the left! Carefully! 625 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,625 - To the right! - What happened? 626 01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:47,750 There was a tractor. 627 01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:54,833 - Brake! Brake now! Brake! - But I haven't got- I have no- 628 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:58,166 I've told you, OK, hold the steering wheel. 629 01:00:58,166 --> 01:01:00,791 All right? And now to the left. 630 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,083 To the right, to the right now- 631 01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:12,000 - What a pair of legs? - Well. -Like my uncle from Telc. 632 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:18,791 - Stop worrying about her. - Well, it's easier said than done. 633 01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:23,125 In fact, I don't even know what kind of boy he really is. 634 01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:27,416 And Maruska is terribly naive. Just like her mother. 635 01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:30,416 Oh my, look at that. 636 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:41,041 Come and see this. You haven't seen it yet. 637 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:49,416 It would be terrible if everyone looked like me, wouldn't it? 638 01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:52,541 To keep meeting yourself all the time. 639 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:06,083 Vlastik, where are we? 640 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,916 So, Libuska, is it better now? 641 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:24,125 Do you remember our maths teacher? 642 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:28,125 - What was his name? - Herta. 643 01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:35,458 - Yes, Herta. What a stupid name. - Yeah, he didn't like me. 644 01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:42,833 He told me I was an airhead. 645 01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:50,416 And do you know how I think? 646 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:56,458 - That he was right. - No, he wasn't. 647 01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:14,750 - Do you want to date me? - No. Do you want to date me? 648 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:19,875 - Fine, we know where we stand. - Agreed. 649 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:24,458 Heavenly peaceful here. What do you think, kids? 650 01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,875 Geila, come! 651 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,625 Hello, River Moldau! 652 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:57,708 Hello! 653 01:04:08,791 --> 01:04:10,458 Hello! 654 01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:15,875 There's your uncle from Telc! 655 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:22,833 Ma'am, are you also from Telc? 656 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:31,000 She isn't from Telc. Not from Telc? She's not from Telc! 657 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:38,291 Green grass, that's my pleasure. 658 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:43,041 Green grass, that's my security. 659 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:45,041 The grass is green! 660 01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:49,500 - The grass is green! - Let's not sing that. 661 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:52,041 - Good day. - Good day. 662 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:55,375 - I'm so thirsty! - That's a nice song. 663 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:58,333 Yes, it is. -Mr. Fuks, he's a league soccer player. 664 01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:00,875 - He is a soccer champion. - Former. 665 01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:04,166 - I am now more of a grass champion. - What? 666 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:08,375 - Expert in grass. - Wait, you're doing that? -Yes. 667 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:12,458 - And how's that going? - They bought me a new lawnmower. 668 01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:15,541 Really, a lawnmower for that stuff! 669 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:21,833 - Enjoy yourselves. - Lawnmower- That's insane! 670 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:26,041 - We've had a good laugh. - Vlastik, Vlastik! 671 01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:30,291 I tip my hat to you, man! You still got it! You surprised me! 672 01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:33,458 - She's a classmate. - Hey, I get it, I get it. 673 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:36,000 Get on with it! Geez. 674 01:06:21,416 --> 01:06:23,291 So what is it like? 675 01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:28,875 Just like water running. But nice. 676 01:06:39,625 --> 01:06:42,875 Here you are. We'll send a message to the sea. 677 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:48,000 Three, two, one, now! 678 01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:05,500 - Oh, we're gonna get wet soon. - Be careful. 679 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,250 Geila, forward! 680 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:14,083 - Here to the left. - Geila! 681 01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:40,791 There, now that's done. 682 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,916 Won't the workers mind that we've eaten their food? 683 01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:53,583 - No, they won't. - Not really? 684 01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:16,833 I wonder what it would've been like if we stayed together. 685 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:20,083 If you hadn't cheated on me with that Hrabos guy. 686 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:24,125 - What Hrabos are you talking about? - Well, Hrabos Bartak. 687 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:27,625 He tutored you in math back then. 688 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:35,333 - That skinny blond-haired guy? - Hrabos was fat and red-haired. 689 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:40,291 I see, that one. Well, he helped me with math. 690 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:43,000 I never had anything with him. 691 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:47,250 Do you know I've always wanted you to be my first? 692 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:51,583 I'm afraid we won't manage that any more, Libuska. 693 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,666 But you could be my last one. 694 01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:01,375 I'll go take a shower. 695 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:19,791 - Pavlinka! - Come on, quietly. Thanks. 696 01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:22,583 You're welcome. 697 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:35,000 Don't worry, Kveta. 698 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,250 Honzik will help her prepare for the entrance exams. 699 01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,916 Pavlinka will get into Law School. 700 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,291 Sorry. 701 01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:30,916 We'll get there. 702 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:07,416 Watch out, the river starts here. 703 01:12:11,333 --> 01:12:14,083 Oh Jeez, it's so terribly cold. 704 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,208 Careful, there's a step. Now. OK? 705 01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:38,125 Sit down here. 706 01:12:43,541 --> 01:12:47,541 - Where are the river springs at? - Here, right next to you. 707 01:13:01,375 --> 01:13:05,916 I have a new girl. A absolute sex-bomb. 708 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:11,333 Young one. Sixty, and fully loaded. 709 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:15,416 You'd be surprised if you knew how she got it going. 710 01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:18,125 An unbelievable hurricane. 711 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:25,208 - I tell you, that Cold shower- - What? 712 01:13:26,291 --> 01:13:29,250 - Doesn't help. - Doesn't help? 713 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:33,875 - Not at all. Makes it worse. - Worse- 714 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:36,708 Watch out, Bilkova. 715 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,250 Come with me. 716 01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:58,166 With this you'll get going at full tilt. 717 01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:01,458 - We'll square up later. - Thanks. 718 01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:06,375 "Lieder in erekcion." 719 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:10,791 That's a leader in fact, isn't it? And it really- kind of... 720 01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:16,291 Kveta, it was wonderful staying with you. 721 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:18,708 Send us a postcard from Croatia. 722 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:22,250 - Sure I will. - I made a cake for you. 723 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,375 - Thanks. - No problem. 724 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:29,333 Shall we make their day? 725 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,666 Such a beautiful couple, aren't they? 726 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,875 When Pavlinka returns from the seaside... 727 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:51,208 you can go to our cottage, will you? 728 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,250 Thank you! 729 01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:59,375 OK, lean here. There is a counter, you can lean on it. 730 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:02,083 And give me your hand. That's it. 731 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:05,083 - And here is the trigger. - Where? 732 01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:08,541 Under your right hand. And we're aiming. 733 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:16,083 - Did I shoot? - I don't know. Probably you did. 734 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,833 She's quite handy. 735 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,958 Hold out your arm. 736 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:25,916 - This is what you hit. - This is a flower? -Yes. 737 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:29,541 WITH LOVE 738 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,458 And don't be afraid! 739 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:46,208 - Let's pretend to fly? - Pretend flying. 740 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:54,458 - Come on, play! - OK, OK. I'm taking this piece. 741 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:58,000 - So then, I'll take your knight. - Wait, let's put it back then. 742 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,791 It was an oversight, give it back. 743 01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:01,958 Get it the hell away from me, it's dripping. 744 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:04,541 My father-in-law was a bad player like this. 745 01:16:04,541 --> 01:16:08,000 - You taught me to play this way. - Our Honzik is in love. 746 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,333 And who is the lucky girl? Play. 747 01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:14,041 - He fell in love at your command. - Play. -OK, stop nagging. 748 01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:17,500 - You're embarrassing. - The best thing you can do- 749 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,833 - is just to let him live. - Well that would be a disaster. 750 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:26,083 Look, this is your Maruska. She also seems to be in love. 751 01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:33,916 - He looks kind of sunburnt. - Yeah, he's probably Italian. 752 01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:37,833 Maruska! Go home, immediately! 753 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:43,000 I'd better go. Bye. 754 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,708 All right, play! It's a check. 755 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:53,916 - What's the matter? What is it? - I feel sick. -What? 756 01:16:54,791 --> 01:16:58,625 - What's wrong with you? - So you're giving it up, are you? 757 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:13,416 - Doctor- - He suffered a heart attack. 758 01:17:13,416 --> 01:17:18,458 He is stabilized now and you can visit him. 759 01:17:19,666 --> 01:17:23,583 He is a gypsy, Maruska. 760 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,291 No, he isn't. 761 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:30,833 He lied to you. 762 01:17:31,250 --> 01:17:38,333 He's a crook, just as all the gypsies. 763 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,375 But grandpa... 764 01:17:41,333 --> 01:17:47,958 Have you forgotten what they did to you? 765 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,458 You lied to me, Marek. 766 01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:10,458 You lied to me. 767 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:12,958 Maruska, I'm sorry. 768 01:18:13,666 --> 01:18:15,958 I was afraid that if I- 769 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,000 Maruska? 770 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:47,375 Come in, I'll make you some breakfast. 771 01:18:47,375 --> 01:18:49,458 You must be cold. 772 01:18:56,041 --> 01:18:57,666 Maruska! 773 01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:00,833 Hey kids, Honza, let's go home! 774 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:11,833 Go away, Marek. Be so kind and go. 775 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:13,791 Maruska. 776 01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:18,333 Forgive me. 777 01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:23,166 I just wanted to be the kind of guy you wanted me to be. 778 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:25,708 Your angel. 779 01:19:29,541 --> 01:19:31,750 Angels don't lie. 780 01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:36,000 Would you still want me if I told you who I am? 781 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,125 I don't know. 782 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:45,750 I only know it would kill my grandpa. 783 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,916 Good-bye. 784 01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:09,833 - Honzik, get moving, come along. - We're coming. 785 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:36,416 - Are you going to stay with me here? - Yes, of course. 786 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:04,583 New message from Marek. Read message? 787 01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:07,166 I love you. 788 01:21:09,166 --> 01:21:12,500 Reply. Send. Read out loud. Delete. 789 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:16,458 Delete message? 790 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:21,000 Message deleted. 791 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:56,875 - Maruska! - Yes? 792 01:22:56,875 --> 01:23:02,458 - Is Honzik somewhere around? - Yes. I'll call him. 793 01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:05,958 Honza! Mamma's here. 794 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,916 - I have bad news for you. - Well? 795 01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:18,250 Kveta called. Pavlinka fled to Spain with some other boy. 796 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:23,125 I don't get it. After such a night with you. 797 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:29,708 - That's terrible. - You know what she is? Whore. 798 01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:36,250 - How could she? - Don't be sad. 799 01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:42,916 We'll find someone better for you. Another one. Better one. 800 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,458 Well, thanks. 801 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:55,958 - How much do you want? - Don't know. 802 01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:58,166 - How much can you give? - 500? 803 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,625 - Thank you. - Thanks. 804 01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:36,083 Thanks. 805 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:44,625 Kalat. 806 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:48,666 Wake up. 807 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,583 I made some cokes for you. 808 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:57,791 The green ones? 809 01:24:58,458 --> 01:25:01,708 Don't worry, made of cottage cheese. 810 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:08,000 Good girl. 811 01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:23,541 They are still warm. Will you have some? 812 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:30,000 The main thing for you, Libuska, is: don't smoke here. 813 01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:52,291 I miss him terribly. 814 01:26:56,791 --> 01:26:58,916 So do I. 815 01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:19,041 One day you'll find out that love is such an beautiful feeling... 816 01:27:19,833 --> 01:27:25,416 that it can be strong when you give more than you take. 817 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:32,833 Love so great that you nearly pass out. 818 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:39,333 And when love is one-sided, your heart easily breaks. 819 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:46,125 Into two halves which are difficult to put back together. 820 01:27:47,291 --> 01:27:53,000 That's what happened to me with you; what more can I tell you. 821 01:27:54,375 --> 01:28:00,166 You know best why I'm no longer your sun. 822 01:28:01,166 --> 01:28:09,041 Why do I remain so distant in your eyes. -Dear Lord, kindly show us! 823 01:28:11,250 --> 01:28:15,500 - But grandpa mustn't see him. - I'm full of anger I cannot vent. 824 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:18,875 Grandpa sees it in a different light. 825 01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:24,250 - Why did I love her so much? - Marek is different. 826 01:28:24,541 --> 01:28:28,208 - I'm fed up... - I know he's different. 827 01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:31,083 ...yet I don't want to give you up 828 01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:36,500 - He's different. - I shouldn't have lied to you, love. 829 01:28:41,208 --> 01:28:44,125 Well, back home. 830 01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:49,083 Boy, you don't know how wonderful it is to be at home. 831 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:58,333 Honzik, I wanted to thank you on Maruska's behalf. 832 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,916 - That's fine. - Oh, come on... 833 01:29:02,416 --> 01:29:05,041 I know these young boys nowadays- 834 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:09,500 Hey, Frantisek, vacation's over! 835 01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:14,041 We'll discuss questions for the exams; the subject is harmony. 836 01:29:14,041 --> 01:29:16,500 Liba will hand out textbooks. 837 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:19,958 Maruska, what's wrong with you? 838 01:29:27,625 --> 01:29:29,000 Sit down. 839 01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:34,041 So what? 840 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:38,291 You're knocked up! 841 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:42,166 That's not possible, Marta. Do you see it well? 842 01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:44,416 I can see that quite clearly. 843 01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:56,916 I thought angels were sexless beings. 844 01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:00,916 Well, probably not. 845 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:05,125 Are you going to have the baby? 846 01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:09,458 I don't know. 847 01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:33,375 It measures 3 centimetres. 848 01:30:35,291 --> 01:30:36,750 Doctor! 849 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:40,583 Can I ask you something? 850 01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:45,916 Can you say what color the baby will be? 851 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:49,083 No, all are black-and-white here. 852 01:30:58,041 --> 01:31:00,375 I can't have it taken away from me. 853 01:31:01,375 --> 01:31:03,208 I heard its heart beating 854 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:06,791 and it was the most beautiful sound in the world. 855 01:31:07,125 --> 01:31:11,333 Grandpa's heart won't make it if I tell him it's Mareks'. 856 01:31:17,750 --> 01:31:20,083 So, tell him it's mine. 857 01:31:21,416 --> 01:31:23,166 Yours? 858 01:31:26,291 --> 01:31:30,375 - But you are... - Yes I am, but he doesn't know. 859 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,958 And according to mom, I'm an absolutely straight heterosexual. 860 01:31:36,041 --> 01:31:39,083 - You'd really do this? - You bet. 861 01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:44,791 You're awesome! 862 01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:51,333 - You've saved two lives. - Three. 863 01:31:52,375 --> 01:31:54,375 Mine too. 864 01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:57,625 And how did it happen? 865 01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,625 - Normally. - Normally? 866 01:32:01,916 --> 01:32:04,708 Well, we were sad... 867 01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:08,416 Oh, you were sad and so you made yourself a baby? 868 01:32:08,875 --> 01:32:11,541 - Well, that's excellent. - Well... 869 01:32:13,583 --> 01:32:16,166 You couldn't be more careful? 870 01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:19,208 You wanted it, didn't you? 871 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:22,625 Your such an idiot. 872 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:47,791 Is it really Honza's baby? It is Honza's baby. 873 01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:55,625 - Doesn't it belong to that??? - No. 874 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:02,750 Are you sure? 875 01:33:04,291 --> 01:33:06,125 Absolutely. 876 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:10,458 We haven't had that intercourse- 877 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:14,750 Sexual. 878 01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:22,833 Maruska. 879 01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:26,208 You wouldn't lie to me, would you? 880 01:33:27,416 --> 01:33:30,625 - I wouldn't, grandpa. - I know. 881 01:33:32,916 --> 01:33:37,458 Well mommy, let's start preparing for the wedding. 882 01:33:40,750 --> 01:33:43,416 - And grandpa- - Yes? 883 01:33:43,416 --> 01:33:48,166 - Can't it be done without that? - No, it can't! Can't be done. 884 01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:07,708 I'm asking you in front of the Church and in front of God. 885 01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:10,666 Is this decision of yours free and sincere? 886 01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:14,333 - The'll have lovely children. - Yeah- 887 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:19,291 Do you want to pledge love, respect and faithfulness 888 01:34:19,291 --> 01:34:20,916 for the rest of your life? 889 01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:23,000 I do. 890 01:34:23,791 --> 01:34:25,375 I do. 891 01:34:32,708 --> 01:34:36,333 What God has joined together, let no man divide... 892 01:34:36,333 --> 01:34:39,291 let God bless these rings... 893 01:34:39,291 --> 01:34:45,583 which you will exchange as a sign of love and faithfulness, amen. 894 01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:13,583 - Did you see daddy? - I don't know where he's at. 895 01:35:14,541 --> 01:35:16,041 Wait a moment. 896 01:35:24,166 --> 01:35:26,291 Karel! Karel! 897 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:29,166 What are you doing here? 898 01:35:30,125 --> 01:35:32,041 Smoking a joint. 899 01:35:32,708 --> 01:35:37,250 It's not enough that you drink, you'll start taking drugs as well? 900 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,375 - You want a hit? - I'll give you a hit. 901 01:35:42,625 --> 01:35:46,583 That's it! Get the hell inside, fast! You should be ashamed! 902 01:35:48,291 --> 01:35:51,458 At our son's wedding, no less! 903 01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:05,625 Don't pinch me! 904 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:08,916 Don't make a sorry spectacle here. 905 01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:13,125 That's domestic violence, sexual harassment. 906 01:36:18,666 --> 01:36:22,291 Which one are you? You're from our class? 907 01:36:23,541 --> 01:36:27,583 - Hello- - Who Hello? Which Hello? 908 01:36:31,708 --> 01:36:35,125 I wanna live it up... 909 01:36:37,791 --> 01:36:42,708 and with whatever comes, I'm willing to fight... 910 01:36:46,708 --> 01:36:48,250 Karel! 911 01:36:50,666 --> 01:36:51,875 Honza! 912 01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:59,083 - Hey, granny, we are here! - Where have you been? 913 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,291 Come, let's go home. 914 01:37:04,291 --> 01:37:06,958 Come. So long, bye-bye! 915 01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:08,666 So come on, come- 916 01:37:42,916 --> 01:37:44,500 Honza! 917 01:37:44,833 --> 01:37:47,083 Honza! Honza! 918 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:50,250 - What's wrong? - Call an ambulance! -What? 919 01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:56,000 OK? 920 01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:57,791 - Are you calling an ambulance? - Yes, I am. 921 01:38:07,750 --> 01:38:09,791 That was lovely. 922 01:38:11,208 --> 01:38:12,916 Vlastik. 923 01:38:14,750 --> 01:38:16,291 Vlastik! 924 01:38:29,458 --> 01:38:33,875 Hey, driver, could you speed it up, I'm in a hurry. 925 01:38:46,375 --> 01:38:50,291 Press harder- keep pressing, mommy- 926 01:39:11,208 --> 01:39:14,416 It's a boy. And absolutely healthy. 927 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:17,958 Geez, what a beautful baby! 928 01:39:17,958 --> 01:39:20,208 - Is he beautiful? - Amazing. 929 01:39:23,625 --> 01:39:25,666 That's his head. 930 01:39:45,166 --> 01:39:46,708 Replace me. 931 01:39:59,666 --> 01:40:02,541 - Time of resuscitation? - Grandpa? -35 minutes. 932 01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:04,291 - Pupils? - Grandpa! 933 01:40:06,041 --> 01:40:08,208 - No reaction. - Grandpa... 934 01:40:08,708 --> 01:40:10,625 Time to end. 935 01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,416 - Is that our kid? - Absolutely. 936 01:40:44,541 --> 01:40:46,541 He's kind of dark. 937 01:40:50,916 --> 01:40:55,458 - That's not your child. - Hey mom, did you forget I'm gay. 938 01:40:58,791 --> 01:41:03,541 But I take him as my own and if you want, you can be his grandma. 939 01:41:05,166 --> 01:41:06,791 Karel? 940 01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:19,166 Don't worry, we make him the next Maradona. 941 01:41:44,833 --> 01:41:47,958 TO GRANPA WITH LOVE FROM MARUSKA 942 01:41:52,750 --> 01:41:58,083 TO BELOVED VLASTIK FROM LIBUSKA AND FAMILY 943 01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:16,875 Where's Vlastik? 944 01:42:22,458 --> 01:42:24,541 He didn't even come? 945 01:42:26,083 --> 01:42:29,250 - Probably he forgot. - Grandma, let's go. 946 01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:31,333 Let's go, let's go. 947 01:42:32,583 --> 01:42:34,625 Come on, let's get going. 948 01:43:44,708 --> 01:43:46,750 OK, come up here. 949 01:43:54,750 --> 01:43:57,625 You're a good dog, aren't you? 950 01:44:31,958 --> 01:44:34,041 This is my world. 951 01:44:35,583 --> 01:44:37,541 I love it. 67365

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