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FAUST SIGNED WITH HIS OWN BLOOD AND SOLD HIS SOUL

TO MEPHISTOPHELES TO MAKE LOVE TO MARGARET...

YET HELL-DECEIVED LOVE WAS NOT THE WISH

OF MARGARET'S FAMILY, SO FAUST EXECUTED THEM ALL...

MARGARET SOUGHT REVENGE AND THREW THEIR DAUGHTER INTO THE RIVER...

AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON, FAUST HAS BEEN EAGER FOR REVENGE

OBLIVIOUSLY UNAWARE THAT MEPHISTOPHELES TURNED

BOTH MARGARET AND HELEN INTO MONSTERS LIVING OFF THE SOULS OF THE DEAD...

MARGARET, NOT KNOWING OF HER DAUGHTER HELEN'S SURVIVAL,

CAST AN OLD CURSE UPON BOTH MEPHISTOPHELES AND FAUST...

BUT MEPHISTOPHELES, ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECY,

SHALL RETURN IN A FEW CENTURIES ANYWAY, BRINGING BACK JOHANN,

WHO IS OUT FOR REVENGE, AND THE WORLD WILL TURN TO HELL!

Hi, honey.

Well...

It's not very good.

I think I'll go home.

Fine.

Okay, I'll be home in a minute.

Bye.

BLOODY JOHANN

- Coffee. - Coffee, coffee.

This one may be too strong.

I'd take the creamy one here.

Yeah, yeah.

How about... this one?

Well...

I leave it up to you.

Okay, then.

I guess that's it.

- That's it. - Uh-huh.

Great.

- Thank you. - There you go, you're welcome.

Okay.

Oh!

- The fish heads. - Right, thanks.

- You look really pretty today, Margaret. - You flatterer!

If you only knew how old I really am.

Oh, come on.

Well, thank you.

I thank you. Have a nice day.

You too.

Girl!

I've brought you something.

You're gonna love this.

There you go.

Yes.

I have something for you.

Right.

You'll like that.

What's up? Looking forward to tonight, Dr. Smutný?

I'm really looking forward to tonight, Professor.

I'm looking forward to doing you big time!

Martin, you can't talk like...

that in front of kids.

Oh, come on, please.

Your students are much ruder and more perverse than I am.

Maybe so, but...

It's not appropriate.

So what about work?

Yeah.

Can you make it 20:30?

We have to cancel the reservation.

Yeah? Let's cook something at home when I get back.

Okay?

Kids, up the road!

We'll be together tonight, that's what matters.

- Yeah. - Great.

I have a surprise for you.

Really?

I hope it's some horribly naughty,

red or crimson coloured

see-through underwear!

- Well, correct. - Really?

I'm even wearing it now.

You really bought that?

Bye, see you tonight, love.

She's wearing sexy lingerie?

Wow.

I guess I'll fuck her, then.

So, children. We're here, this is the Faust house.

Boring, boring, boring.

Hey there, clown?

What did you say?

Got any change?

Some change, buddy.

Change!

There's some change, dumbass.

You got any left?

You wanna bet?

Huh?

Your eye!

Boring.

Hi. You finished?

Nope. Waiting for Mrs. Charvátová's full blood count.

I had to cancel my reservation for tonight because of it.

And what about Jana? Is she okay with it?

Hello, Mr. Merkner, how are you?

- Hello. - You know Jana, don't you?

She's not very...

How shall I put this? Emotional?

Got it.

What do you have for her?

What should I have? Nothing.

Come on!

Your 20th anniversary and you don't even have a flower?

I've got this for her.

No shit!

- So you're doing it? - I'd love to.

I don't know what she'll say, but...

It might be our last chance.

We're both over 40.

They're the best in the world,

they can allegedly impregnate even the infertile,

so they might get us going.

That must have cost a fortune.

Well, it did.

Mm-hmm.

I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Thank you.

- Take care. - You too.

And the beer tomorrow?

Sure, looking forward to it.

I'm looking forward to it, too.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Are we all here? - Well, Crazy's missing.

Who?

- The new weird one. - She doesn't talk.

Right, Helen.

Look, here she comes.

It wouldn't hurt you to be on time for once.

And dress up a bit more.

I'd like something...

Alright, let's go.

...proper.

I wouldn't expect you here.

Hey, buddy!

Please, give me a lift to Žižkov.

I need to go to Sweet Paradise.

Get lost!

Come on, let's go.

Let's talk about the biography

of Johann Faust.

He was an alchemist, astrologer and magician.

As early as in the 15th century,

still during his life, there were stories about him,

that he was in league with the devil, for instance.

The earliest literary work on his life

is Goethe's,

from 1772.

Let's go!

Has anyone read that book?

I have.

I've read Goethe's book.

A few chapters. Then I gave up.

Yes, it's very difficult to read,

but it's widely respected

as the best biography of Johann Faust.

I know that Faust signed himself to the devil.

And then he picked up a chick.

Margaret, I think.

Nerd!

Well done, Sněga.

So, the legend goes like this, listen up.

Faust made a bet with Mephisto.

If Mephisto makes Faust happy for just one day,

Faust's soul will go to hell.

So Mephisto rejuvenates Faust,

endows him with all knowledge

and grants him all his erotic wishes.

Had I known it was ancient porn,

I might have finished reading it.

Faust later seduces young Margaret,

who bears him a daughter, Helen.

But Margaret's family and this extramarital affair...

Margaret...

Helen!

Can you hear me?

You're mine!

Don't be afraid...

Do you see that wall?

Touch it!

- The real Faust... - Ouch!

...did never what here?

Never lived here.

Boom!

...go to the ER.

I repeat, all doctors in their offices

shall go to the ER immediately.

What happened here?

An explosion next door.

What?!

Doctor, they're gonna need you. There are more people coming.

Okay! Hold on!

You know what you want...

She's fresh...

I don't think I need to introduce myself.

Right?

Though you seem to be on the verge of death,

you shall want to live on the flesh

and blood of others...

Are you alright?

Jana?

Jana, are you...

are you okay?

Look at me!

What is that?!

Can you hear me?

It's gonna be okay, don't worry.

Okay, we're here.

Water resources officers are satisfied with the current situation

on the water courses. I'm getting reports that in Prague

in Charles Square in the legendary Faust House,

there was a massive explosion,

probably caused by leaking gas.

According to available information,

there are some dead on the scene and also injured.

The Integrated Rescue System

is trying to bring the situation under control.

Our colleague is on his way to the scene...

Johann!

AREA GUARDED BY CCTV

Yeah.

That's strange...

Watch my finger.

Well, are you breathing okay?

Can you...?

Damn lit. It's gonna be okay.

I'll listen to your heart, okay? Breathe.

I'm hungry. I'm going home.

Yeah... Wait, I'm coming with you.

Hello? I need a taxi to the hospital in Charles Square.

Right now.

Thank you.

Okay, darling, he's coming, we'll be home soon, okay?

Helen.

Who's Helen?

Helen survived the blast.

I'm sorry, darling, but...

None of your students survived.

Helen...

did.

I'm telling you, two more hours in there

- and she would have been mine. - Dude...

- Definitely. - Mate, if her boyfriend had seen you,

he'd have beaten the shit out of you.

You wouldn't have even noticed.

Hell yeah, mate.

How much further is it?

- Don't know... - A little bit.

Man...

Look, here's a chick.

Hi, there.

Are you okay?

Wait, what happened to you?

- Mate, you're an arsehole, really... - What the hell did you say, man?

She ran off because of you.

She was fine.

She wasn't fine at all, mate.

She looked like she'd been hit.

She was totally fine, man.

No, someone must have beaten her up.

Good evening, friends.

What the fuck...

I have a rather obvious question.

Have you any spare clothes I might possibly borrow?

Are you fucking kidding us?

It would be most convenient indeed.

Sadly, there were no clothes at hand at the place from whence I came.

Where are you from, man?

The future?

Are you looking for Sarah Connor?

In fact, I'm looking for a certain...

Margaret.

She is from the past.

However, I'd like to visit her properly dressed.

Therefore, I shall ask you, gentlemen,

one more time.

Fuck you!

What the...

- Wait for a good one. - Okay.

Look, over there.

Girl, look at him...

That's a good one, right?

How do I look? He's a good one.

Hello, handsome.

You wanna have some fun?

You know, ladies,

I have to see my mistress.

I haven't seen her in ages.

Well, she can wait a little longer, huh?

I could use some good company.

My lady can wait.

All which you as sin have rated

destruction, aught with evil blent,

that is my proper element.

I am the spirit that denies!

And justly so: for all things, from the void called forth,

deserve to be destroyed:

'Twere better, then, were naught created.

Margaret!

Margaret...

Within thy bosom what hidden crime?

Pray'st thou for mercy on thy mother's soul,

that fell asleep to long torment, and through thee?

Or for the daughter you threw into the river?

Wrath takes thee!

The graves tremble!

And thy heart from ashy rest to fiery torments

now again re-quickened, throbs to life!

And so, but little time is needed,

I hope, ere, as the bodies die, it dies!

Good evening, my dear.

Long time no see.

Do you want to have a quick wash?

I guess so.

Okay, right. I'll make something to eat.

Fine.

- Fine. - Some meat, please.

Okay. Sure.

CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. I'M GLAD JANA IS OKAY. HANG IN THERE!

You like that?

It's beautiful.

Liver is all we have.

- Go and have a shower. - Now?

I'll cook it in the meantime.

Helen...

Helen!

Don't resist...

Why are you worried?

Why are you fighting it?

Helen!

I know you can hear me, Helen.

Taste it...

I know you can hear me.

Do you remember?

Helen! Do you remember?

Taste it...

I'm here...

Taste it...

Helen...

Begin.

Mephistopheles!

Mephisto.

Where is he?

Is this necessary?

All you had to do was ask.

How about welcoming...

an old friend?

Huh?

And a hug?

Why did you let him out?

You know I can't do that.

Well...

Who let him out, then?

Only the blood of your blood.

Do you remember?

Stop shitting me!

Language like that...

at your age?

So who let him out?

Think.

That's impossible.

I mean...

Surprise!

How could you do that?

Me?

You threw her in the river.

I'm just in it for the fun.

Where now?

Who? Him, her, him, her?

My daughter Helen!

I don't know.

You know, I always just give people a nudge

and then take popcorn to the front row.

Careful. Careful.

I'd be really careful with that.

You know you can't kill me.

I do.

But I can hurt you!

That's sweet as hell.

What are you looking at me for?

Miss...

TOILET KEY AT THE BAR

A minute!

Move it!

I said move it!

- Money, man! - Just take it easy, okay?

Move it, move it, move it!

Move it, man!

Move it!

Fucking hell!

Are you alright?

GROCERY

Ouch!

Good evening,

Mrs. Jana. Shhh...

Good evening, neighbour.

- Have you been for a walk? - Rather to put the little one to sleep.

She won't fall asleep in her crib,

so I'm trying to get her to sleep.

In the meantime, my wife can rest.

- Shhh, shhh. - May I?

Uh-huh.

She smells lovely.

SAINT WENCESLAS, LET NEITHER US NOR THE FUTURE ONES PERISH

CITY POLICE

- Good evening. - Good evening.

Pick up your hat and leave, okay?

Okay, I'm leaving. I'm off.

Fine.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Terrible music.

Do people really listen to...

such noise these days?

Good evening, my friend.

Please, don't.

Mercy... for...

for the love of God, don't.

Well, that's funny.

The most atheist nation I've ever lived in...

always remembers God just before they die.

I'm...

I'm... I'm just a DJ.

I play music for people here, that's it.

Music?

You call this music?

Well, then we're just having...

dinner here, Mr. DJ.

Let me live, please.

I won't tell anyone, I swear.

I know.

Eat this one as a whole.

Otherwise he could come back...

...and play that awful noise again.

Please, don't!

No!

What's going on here?

Shit!

Honey!

Come to me, I've got a surprise for you.

I know you always wanted to be a dad.

So I made it happen.

What... what did you do?

We're a family at last.

This is our daughter Isabel.

Say hello to her.

Shit.

- What the fuck did you do?! - I gave you the baby you've always wanted.

- You wanted a girl, right? - Shit!

Ouch!

My love...

I really tried so hard today.

I bought the lingerie.

I even got you a baby.

And you're still not happy.

Where is my anniversary present?

You'll wait here

and think about how badly you've behaved.

And keep an eye on our little girl.

I've got to get something to eat in town.

Behave, my love.

GROCERY

PULL

PUSH

- Are you there? - Hello!

- Please, I need you to come and... - What?

And bring me...

- two big bags, please. - What, bags?

Don't fucking ask why! Just bring me two bags.

Some S&M, yeah?

- No S&M, mate! - Wait, are you okay?

When you're downstairs...

- call me. - Okay, fine.

Hurry up, please.

Shit.

Ouch!

Fuck, fuck!

My little girl.

Where are you headed, my child?

Dinner.

So are we.

Won't you join us?

Do you mind?

Where is it?!

Shit.

- Good evening, Doctor. - Good evening.

Sorry to disturb you this late, but...

I heard terrible screaming.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I...

I had an accident,

but it's okay now.

I see. I was worried that something happened to you or your wife.

No, nothing happened.

Everything's fine, thanks for worrying.

Alright, don't be angry and...

- Good night. - Uh...

It's just... Have you seen my husband by any chance?

Uh...

your husband?

He went for a walk with our baby

and they aren't home yet and he's not picking up.

I'm getting a little worried.

I get that, but... I haven't seen them.

I'm sure they'll be fine.

Okay, thanks, and don't be mad.

No, not at all.

Thanks for caring. Bye.

Good night. Say hello to your wife.

And you say hello to the latecomers when they come back.

Good night.

All these years I've been wondering

who I am

and why I'm like this, and

finally I find out I'm some

wacky character in some totally

moronic book about the worst married couple ever.

Perfect.

Johann and I weren't married.

I see.

I'll just recap, okay?

So...

My parents are 500-year-old

crazy half-demons who are at each other's throats forever because...

'cause the devil plays some weird psycho games with them.

As far as our relationship goes,

my father doesn't know about me, and my mother...

tried to kill me. Right.

But the really best part is

that we're immortal.

We're not immortal.

Huh.

Well, I am. I've tried a few times, trust me.

Only the blood of our blood

can hurt us.

Only the blood of our blood

will bind us to the darkness and bring us back.

An old curse.

I used it on your father.

When I drove him into the darkness centuries ago.

And Mephisto...

has now used you

and brought Johann back into the world.

Mhm.

Come to my place, I'll show you something.

Fucking hell.

What are we gonna do?

You know I like you both, but honestly,

this is all fucked up like hell.

I know, but...

I've got to do something.

Call the cops and pray.

Jana's probably gonna get life. You too, but in a loony bin.

Unless you stop telling me

Jana's a vampire now or a zombie or whatever!

You don't believe me?

I don't know.

I don't know what to think.

My bestie has a dead neighbour with his dead daughter at home?

And he's telling me that it was his 40kg wife who's now a zombie vampire.

It is weird, but...

She's been strange since she came out of that house.

I couldn't feel her pulse.

Her heart's not beating.

That's bullshit what you're telling me now.

Maybe it's bullshit, but it's true.

You think I killed them?

- You think that? - No.

- What shall we do, then? - I don't know, I just...

I thought they couldn't stay here, so...

we'll take them somewhere...

away.

Where someone...

- can find them and identify them. - Where to?

Somewhere! Anywhere, they can't stay here.

How about burning them instead?

Understand? So that the mother

won't see her dead daughter.

There's a small crematorium in the hospital.

You're nuts, we can't burn them!

I mean... like...

that mother's gonna worry and look for them forever.

Or live in the hope that they might come back.

Oh, man.

- Okay, let's burn them. - Fine.

- Let's take them away and burn them. - Yeah.

I need to find Jana

so that she doesn't do any more crap.

What are we gonna put them in?

What do you mean?

You got the bags?

Fucking hell.

- Did you forget? - I don't have the bags.

No bags? I asked you for the bags, that's...

What are we gonna put them in, man?

I don't know.

I'll...

I'll find something.

Oh, shit!

What happened to them?

They're asleep.

When they're not eating, that is.

What can I get you, ladies?

I'm not particularly familiar with these beverages.

I haven't been to a tavern for a while.

By the way, where are you from?

Who are you?

How old are you?

You have a strange way of speaking.

Old language.

My name is Johann Georg Faust.

500 years ago,

my beloved wife slayed me.

And sent my soul into the darkness.

Why?

I slaughtered her whole family.

And what happened to her?

She is here.

Somewhere.

In Prague.

She's still alive?

Yes.

Are you going to see her?

I am indeed, but I presume she shall find me sooner.

Do you want to make up with her?

No.

I wish to kill her for what she did.

I understand.

No, you do not.

I do not wish to kill her for what she did to me.

But for what she did to our daughter.

What happened?

She slayed her.

She drowned her like a rat.

It was her revenge for murdering her family.

Slaying my little girl.

Alright, then.

Time to go.

My lady has waited long enough.

- Let's go. - The coast is clear?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Hold on. - I got to put a strap on here.

Got it?

- Let's go. - Okay.

- Easy. - Oh, man.

- You holding? - Yeah.

- Let's do it. - Yeah, yeah.

- Wait! - What?

Down.

Man, you are so fucked up. Like...

You came in a convertible?

I didn't know you needed a bloody hearse!

It doesn't have a boot!

Or does it?

It does. Let's have a look.

Ouch.

What the...

We can't take them with this...

Wait, wait.

Mate, that's not a boot.

The most we can fit is my shoes!

What the fuck should I do?

Wait,

I'll take the top down.

Take the top down? That's...

We gonna drive with the top wide open?

What else can we do?!

Mate, you're really great.

You forget the bags and come in a convertible.

It's going down now.

Right, only your windows opened.

Wait.

Shit.

What's going on?

What the fuck's going on? Oh, here we go.

Come, let's go get him.

Ouch...

Shit.

Tell me, okay?

If anyone sees us, mate...

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Man, he's heavy.

Fucking hell.

Fine.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

Wait, have we got the baby?

Fuck.

- I'll fetch it. - Alright.

If anyone sees us, we're so low-key, mate.

Peter!

Peter!

My husband's missing.

And my girl.

She's only three months old. I don't know where they are.

Don't worry, miss.

It'll all be over soon.

- It's the cops, isn't it? - Yeah, wait, wait.

We're not even here.

Nothing's going on.

How should I pretend there's nothing's going on?

Now we're being so inconspicuous.

They didn't even look.

They're coming after us, mate.

You're fucking kidding me, fucking kidding me!

When they stop us, what do we say?

They're not stopping us. They're going somewhere else.

Well, that's actually your car, huh?

I'll turn on the radio, okay?

The silence is killing me.

Sure.

And now, quick news.

Police found several Prague bars

empty and literally flooded with blood.

But no bodies and staff on the scene.

They're also investigating the murder of a bride

found at the wedding by the groom torn and bitten.

The cause of the explosion at Faust House,

which killed 15 students and injured several,

is still unknown.

- I'll turn it off. - ...and now the weather.

Mate, what the hell.

The world has gone mad.

How's the leg?

What do you think? It hurts.

The sewing needle must have hurt like hell.

It did hurt like hell, so maybe I should have

just patched it up with a tape.

Right.

You have no first aid kit at home?

Normal bandages, disinfectant. You're a fucking doctor, aren't you?!

What the fuck? Sure, I have a first aid kit,

but in the shock, I didn't know where it was.

I got stabbed by my own wife.

It should've been an anniversary.

Not a body burning ceremony, mate.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What the fuck are we doing?

We're saving your anniversary.

Really funny, mate.

Shoes off.

Really?

- Yeah. - Huh.

Just because it's you.

I wear shoes at home.

I don't.

Too bad.

I thought she'd be here by now.

Never mind.

Let's see where my lady is.

This one here.

You almost got it right.

How long have you lived here?

Here?

I don't know. Since the 1970s.

So 50 years or so.

What about you and your place?

I... huh.

I live alone.

And...

I don't have as much stuff as you do.

You can live here with me.

Really?

If you want.

Sure.

Yeah.

At least I won't have to pay rent.

What is it?

What's going on?

Mom?

What is it?

Johann.

What about him?

What a bastard!

What happened?

I doubt she shall refuse my invitation again.

Where is he?

In the hamlet.

Where we used to meet in secret.

Get ready.

I have to go to him.

- Me too. - No!

- No, you're staying here. - Why?

Stay here, you understand?

He doesn't know about you.

Do you get that?

I have to deal with him myself.

Once and for all.

Good luck, Mom.

Thanks.

What's that?

What the fuck...

- I don't know, mate. - You see that?

A manifestation maybe?

I'll honk.

No, no, no honking, mate.

No need for attention, they'll call the cops.

- I'll ask them, right? - Yeah.

Hello, excuse me, can you let us through?

Thank you.

Mate, what is that?

Shit, get the fuck out of here!

Go, go!

I'm going, I'm going, for fuck's sake!

- I'm going. - What?

- Mate... - Did you see that?

I thought...

- That was like in a movie. - Are they after us?

Oh, man...

What was that?

- Easy. - It must have been some filming.

- Easy. - Is that possible?

They were like...

They didn't even look alive, did they?

I...

Did you see those eyes?

Oh, mate...

I've got an idea, pull over!

- Pull over! - Why?

Look, I...

I got to go there.

- What do you want to do? - I have to go back there. Fuck! Listen...

What do you want to do there? Are you mad?

I don't know, I think Jana might be there.

I'm telling you, don't go there!

- I have to try. - How are you gonna help it now?

Don't know, but I'll try. You take care of the bodies, okay?

Okay. Alright, alright.

- I'm totally cool. - Yeah.

- Martin? - What?

Break a leg.

- Yeah, you too. - I'm off, okay?

Bye.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I see you haven't changed a bit.

Hello, my love.

It's good to see you, too.

You think this bunch is going stop me?

No.

I do not.

But as you know I am a most sociable...

human being.

I know that well.

You're always looking for the same company.

Before we proceed and destroy half the city...

like we did last time,

I'd love to ask you a few questions.

Go ahead.

First,

why did you and Mephisto call me back?

I missed you.

I understand.

That brings me to my second question.

Where's Mephisto?

Don't worry,

you'll meet him soon.

You are still such a bad liar.

Too bad.

Well?

Shall we start?

My love?

You have not changed a bit either.

My darling.

Helen?

How long?

I didn't know about her until today.

- Do not lie to me. - I swear.

Mephisto brought her back to life.

So...

The blood of my blood brought me back into the world after all.

My little girl.

Jana...

Ja...

Crap, shit!

Come to me.

Come.

Come.

My little girl.

Shit, Jana.

Jana!

PULL

THE DEATH TOLL FROM THE HORRIFIC NIGHT RISES ON.

LIVE, PRAGUE

Hello, darling.