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Breaking news.

Powerful explosions in the Mumbai-Thane Market locality this morning

killed hundreds of people and critically injured many more.

Central intelligence agencies have warned that Chennai might be the next target

and that terrorists might have infiltrated the city.

Sir, is it true that Chennai might be the next target after Mumbai?

Sir, the police are accused of having links to the blast. Your comment?

That's just a rumor.

Do not spread such rumors.

We will keep Chennai safe from a similar attack.

We will arrest the terrorists soon.

Getting married is the biggest challenge 90's kids face in 2024.

Everyone said the next big thing after buying a house was a wedding.

That's why our hero, Vetri, bought a house with a loan of 25 lakhs.

But he's still a bachelor.

Finding a girl to marry is hard these days.

But he's very particular about finding a girl who pays a 25 lakh dowry!

How will he find a match?

Please don't take this the wrong way, but he's in 25 lakh rupees debt.

That's not a problem.

My daughter is divorced twice and is receiving alimony.

You could take her alimony!

Come here.

You scrawny twig!

I told you to find a girl for matrimony.

Not to find someone who gets alimony!

This is my eldest daughter.

I'm ready to pay ten lakhs dowry to her husband.

But he has a debt of 25 lakhs.

You're short by 15.

This is my youngest daughter. You can marry her as well!

-I'll pay you 20 lakhs! -Mom!

You're still short by five lakhs.

All I have left is my wife.

Is he trying to get rid of his family?

When you're waiting at the bus stop, your choices are limited to the buses that arrive.

But what if you head directly to the bus depot?

You could take any bus you want!

That's why he started working in a matrimony center.

Locals and out-of-towners…

Acquaintances and strangers…

Gosh!

I've been trying to find her a groom for the last two years now.

-I haven't had any luck. -Don't break it.

Why should you struggle when we are here?

Your daughter hasn't even looked up once.

Feeling shy, eh?

As if. She's gaming.

Ah! Jingle Rummy!

She will not want to move out with her husband.

If her in-laws want to live with them, that's fine, too.

What if the groom doesn't have parents?

Double okay for me.

-But one condition. -What?

I want my husband to be a YouTuber.

He should at least have a diamond button.

If not, then he should make ten reels a day. One of them should go viral.

Most importantly, he should have a million followers on Instagram.

I only have 50 followers.

It doesn't matter if that's low.

There are people who'll increase the count to 1 million if we pay them 50K.

-Really? -Yeah.

Oh!

So they all paid for their followers?!

So, what have you planned for her wedding?

-Is this even a question? -God! Why won't he leave this alone?

I have 25 lakhs saved up for her marriage.

We're inviting all our relatives and I'll throw a grand wedding for my daughter.

Why do you have to waste your money on those morons?

Why not have a simple wedding in a temple

and give the 25 lakhs to the groom?

That'll be helpful for their life. Don't you think?

It makes sense. Tell us about the groom now.

He is of my height and my complexion.

Look at the handsome hunk I found for your girl.

Time, and this dashing guy will wait for no one.

Who do you think you are?

Do you think I started this business just to get you married?

Don't candy shop workers sneak some for themselves, too?

Don't stylists use the salon's trimmer on themselves, too?

This is something similar.

Stop. I'm not done yet!

How is it the same thing?

You need to watch what you say.

Your big mouth is why you can't hold on to a job.

I gave you this job because you are my friend.

I also lent you 25 lakhs for your apartment.

I asked you to work for me. But you are working for yourself?

-It's not like this is my only option. -And?

-I've also employed a matchmaker. -Oh!

-Pray that I should get married soon. -Stop right there.

Why should I pray for you?

So that I can repay you with the dowry I'll get from the wedding.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Vetri, stop.

He's acting as if I got a loan from him.

-She's there! -Secretary!

What are you doing?

-Huh? -Umm…

Come on. Come here.

I didn't want him to see me, but here he is.

Are you trying to break in? Why are you standing there like that?

I… Where is auditor Ramesh's house?

-Auditor Ramesh? -Yes.

Hey… hey…

Don't act like a gentleman.

You came here to see Praveena, right?

Nah!

I was bored. So…

So, you came here to pawn your jewels to her?

If you're bored, read a book and sleep on your bed. Not on her.

♪ My jasmines are withering without you ♪

♪ The moon in my sky is… ♪

Hey…

Play these games with hormonal geriatrics like him.

I'm a homely guy.

So, what's up, homely guy?

You've been looking for a wife for a while.

Did you find one?

No luck till now.

I know two women.

Do you want a reference?

You are waiting for an offer yourself.

You are going to give me a reference?

Get lost.

Go and clean up.

He shows up the moment he gets paid.

-Let's go in. -You just have half an hour.

-Come in. -Don't rush me.

-Hey… -Sir?

I didn't order these.

It's not for you. It's for him.

-Oh! -I'm here!

What's up, Vetri?

Why do you look so glum when I'm here?

Why would I feel energetic after seeing you? Are you Sunny Leone?

You can't even find a girl for me.

My bad. I shouldn't have trusted oldies like you.

I might be old.

But the girl I found for you is fresh.

She's not even married once.

Of course, she's fresh if she's not married.

Don't talk like a pimp.

Talk like a matchmaker.

You'll be shocked if you hear what I have to say.

What? Are you going to order an entire Tandoori chicken?

Not that.

-Ever heard of Rathinapuri? -No.

Ever heard of the Rathinapuri Zamin?

Hey! How would I know the Zamin when I don't know the place?

God!

He has properties worth millions.

He owns 1000 acres of Nanjai lands

and 1000 acres of Punjai lands.

Moreover, he has a son and a daughter.

-Yeah? -Yeah!

They have three conditions.

They want the groom to earn well.

-You earn well, right? -Yeah.

They want the groom to have his own house. You do, right?

They want him to be an orphan.

You still are, right?

Why an orphan?

Only then will the assets remain in the family.

That's why they want an orphan.

-Why are you lying for a glass of booze? -Don't talk like that.

I swear on this liquor.

We'll go to the Rathinapuri Zamin tomorrow

to meet the bride!

-Hey, toothpick. -Yeah?

If you help me land this alliance, I'll buy you a two-sovereign gold ring!

But my fingers are too skinny.

The rings will fall right off.

Then use it like an amulet.

Oh, yeah! That'll work.

I can wear it on my arms.

Where are you headed dressed, all fancy?

I'm going to meet a girl.

Why? Do I not look like a girl?

I'm meeting a girl to get married.

Do you know anyone from Rathinapuri zamin?

Rathinapuri?

No. I don't.

Thank God!

They're a good family.

And, inquire about the cost of this car parking.

I'll be getting amazing cars as my wedding gift.

-I need space to park them. -As if.

All these lands belong to them.

See how fertile these farming lands are!

-They own all this? -Yes.

It's all theirs.

Royal family.

Hey, the groom's here!

The groom's here! Come on, burst the crackers.

-Hey… -What?

Looks like there's some festival happening. Why'd you bring me now?

This festival is meant for you!

Get down.

SON OF PONNI, RATHINAPURI'S HERO, WELCOME!

(He will) COME, CONQUER, AND LEAVE!

Oh, my God!

-Hello! -Welcome!

Welcome, welcome!

-Welcome! Come in! -Hey…

-Everything was good. But they forgot one thing. -What is it?

Why is he standing at the entrance? He looks like a trash can.

Hey, he's the town's bank manager.

Bank manager?! Why do you have to do all this?

Not just me. All the staff from the bank are here.

-Oh! -After all, it's the Zamin family's wedding.

The schools and police stations in our town get a holiday today.

I'm sure the wine shop is functioning.

-I can get a whiff of it. -Please, go in.

-Wow! The groom looks like Ranbir Kapoor. -Thank you, Alia granny!

Don't hesitate.

The groom is here! Hurry up, everyone.

Come on. Quick!

Welcome!

-Hello! -Hello, sir!

-Hello, hello! -Please, take your seat.

Sir, why don't you take a seat as well?

-Of course! -Our Zamin' s here.

Hello!

-Hello, sir. -Please, sit.

The Rathinapuri Zamin household welcomes you.

How was your travel?

Was the welcoming to your suiting?

Sir, we felt as if we had won the World Cup.

The welcoming was that grand.

Shall I tell him?

So, about me…

I'll tell you.

Your home town is Madras.

Your monthly salary is 65, 000.

You have your own house.

But you don't have parents.

You're an Aquarius.

You were born under the Sadhayam star.

Jupiter rules your chart.

You love yellow.

And your name is…

Venkatesh!

No. It's Vetri.

Vetri sounds better!

Father has decided. Go with Vetri.

There's nothing to think about.

-No, son. It's… -Hey…

It's cringey enough. Shut up.

Bring in the sweets and savories.

Let him eat some.

Wow!

Looks like I can walk off my diabetes by trying to get to those snacks.

Son-in-law…

try one badusha.

It's ten kilometers away.

I'll have one on my way back.

That makes sense. Then, let me call my daughter.

Will you ask her to stand near us?

Or will she be standing on the next street?

This is not even a good joke.

Call my daughter.

Hello.

The groom finds our girl--

Oh, Goddess Mahamayi!

If he agrees to the wedding, I'll shave my head and get my ears pierced.

Hey, be quiet.

We shouldn't force him.

I like your daughter very much.

But, can I have a word with her in private?

Our family doesn't have such traditions.

-But, you can… -Sit down.

If that isn't your tradition it isn't my tradition anymore.

-Good to hear that. -Yeah.

You see that, Dad?

He's started acting like a zamin groom.

You like my girl, right?

I like her.

But, what about her?

She's been staring at you for a while. Do you still doubt it?

-Dad… -Are you okay to marry her?

I'm okay. But…

I have a small request.

What?

I have a debt of 25 lakhs.

Ha! Who's free from debt these days?

We, too, have a request.

With His blessings, once you two get married

we should stay together under one roof as one big family.

No matter what society says, you shouldn't change your mind.

Don't think about it. It's a lifetime settlement.

I'm okay with it.

Then when can we have the wedding?

What kind of question is this?

You gave us a grand welcome.

You're going to give him your beautiful daughter.

Just say the word, and he'll marry her this instant.

-Get up. -Dad? What's wrong?

-He blabbered as usual. I… -STAND UP!

-Dad! -Let's go.

-Sir… -You, match stick!

Can't you keep your stinky mouth shut?

The happy Zamindar now has BP because of you.

They're leaving.

-If I don't get the girl… -Be patient.

-Let's see what they're up to. -Come here, I said.

Come in!

Do you like the arrangements?

An instant marriage? Did they use a microwave to whip it up in two minutes?

Are you her dad or her genie?

How did you get it done so quickly?

Are you rubbing some magic lamp in secret?

What if the groom wants to tie the knot immediately, and we cannot fulfill that?

That's an insult to our family.

That's why we arranged it beforehand.

What if the groom rejects your sister?

I'd let the poor make use of the wedding arrangements.

This tradition dates back to my grandfather.

I told you. It's your lifetime settlement.

I promised you a two-sovereign gold ring for your arms, right?

I'll make it five.

Use it as your hip chain.

I like this deal.

The crown of Rathinapuri,

invites you to the royal engagement.

He suits our royal family.

-He's smart. -After all, he's my selection.

Wow! Even their pen is made of gold.

♪♪♪

♪ Before her, I was in haze ♪

♪ With a radiant blaze She crowned me King! ♪

♪ Before her, I moved like a sluggish snail ♪

♪ But her smile ignites me Now, I sail! ♪

♪ My heart, aged and sealed ♪

♪ With a glance, she breached that shield ♪

♪ In her smile's dance, I'm caught, spellbound ♪

♪ Like an ant drawn to sugar’s sweet ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Fortune's light smiles bright on me Everything's just right! ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Now’s my time Everything's in line! ♪

♪ Before her, I was in a haze ♪

♪ With a radiant blaze She crowned me King! ♪

♪ Before her, I moved like a sluggish snail ♪

♪ But her smile ignites me Now, I sail! ♪

♪ I roamed all alone On my island ♪

♪ But you, my darling You’re my rescue from this spell ♪

♪ For so long, I languished Parched and dry ♪

♪ In my arid world, You brought the rain ♪

♪ Once a lonely soul, Wandering without an aim ♪

♪ With just one glance My heart’s smitten ♪

♪ Once a wildflower, alone in the field ♪

♪ Now, a tulip blooms, all for me By my side! ♪

♪ Cheeto lost its crunch? ♪

♪ No fuss, just shake it up ♪

♪ ‘Cos, everything deserves good time ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Fortune's light smiles bright on me Everything's just right! ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Now’s my time Everything's in line! ♪

♪ Before her, I was in a haze ♪

♪ With a radiant blaze She crowned me King! ♪

♪ Before her, I moved like a sluggish snail ♪

♪ But her smile ignites me Now, I sail! ♪

♪ A fine man of grace ♪

♪ God’s gift, just for me ♪

♪ Your innocence and your bright smile ♪

♪ My heart’s all yours ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Fortune's light smiles bright on me Everything's just right! ♪

♪ Let’s move and groove… Let’s move and groove… ♪

♪ Now’s my time Everything's in line! ♪

Sound the wedding drums!

[chants prayer]

Dad, come on. Let's eat.

What are you looking at?

Only peasants use rice during the benediction.

This is a zamin wedding.

We use cashews and almonds for benediction.

Congratulations.

Where did the anchovy swim off to?

Did he go to collect the cashews?

If I had known that the wedding would've been this grand

I would've sold the video rights to Netflix!

Where did everything go?

Uh… that's…

Son-in-law! Come here. I want to rid the couple of bad luck.

They want us there. Let's go.

I'm sure there were some evil eyes cast on us.

Come here. Stand next to each other.

Hey, genius! Why is he walking away instead of breaking it on the ground?

Hey! Wait a minute.

How kind of them to gift everything to their only daughter.

I live in an apartment. I can't store everything.

I can probably fit a cupboard and a bed in there if you want.

Who said those were for you?

Hey, wait up. I'm coming.

Who else is it meant for?

Hey!

Hey, stinky hat.

-Where are you going with my wedding gifts? -Remove your jewelry.

Zamindar owes ten crores in loans to our bank.

Besides this, he has borrowed from pretty much everyone in town.

He promised we could take goods for the money we were owed

if we helped him get his daughter married.

That's why they're clearing out the place.

Now, the bank will auction the house to reclaim the loan.

Hey! Seal the door.

Careful. Do you want a soda or something?

No?

-This one too? -Hey, don't forget to take the cups.

-Why are you so keen about that? -That's because I loaned it to them.

Careful, dear.

You forgot the chair.

-Push this in. -Oh, the chair?

Lift it.

-Hey! Hey! Hey! -Wait. Wait.

Take the chair. Leave the groom behind.

Idiots.

How could you lie down on the ground like this?

This isn't zamin etiquette. Please don't insult us like this.

Insult?

Zamindar!

And the next Zamindar!

Brother-in-law?

When I first saw you two dressed in zamin attire

I wanted to tell you guys that you looked like clowns from a circus.

You remember that matchmaker?

He kept nudging me by saying, "Lifetime settlement! Lifetime settlement!"

And ended up blocking my brain from thinking.

Yeah.

That ghost usually hangs around me. Where is he?

Who?

Hey! Hello?

Hello, old lady.

Uh-oh! He has spotted me.

I'm coming there, old lady. Hang on. Wait.

♪ I've heard lies And tales that make your head spin ♪

Oh, Goddess Mahamayi!

If he agrees to the wedding, I'll shave my head and get my ears pierced.

I still remember your prayer.

Where are you off to with the lamp?

I'm taking this home as compensation for the money they borrowed.

-Oh! -Bless your soul.

You helped me recover my loan.

May you live a hundred years!

I thought you were a junior artist.

But you're a character artist, huh?

That was some solid acting.

How did you guys have the heart to borrow from an old pensioner like her?

She was a teenager when I borrowed money from her.

She grew old by the time I could pay her back.

They're making it sound like it's her life insurance payout.

-She'll take good care of you. -Okay, Grandma.

Okay, Grandma.

-Was this before I was born? -I borrowed it because you were born!

I still remember playing around this house as a kid.

I understand.

You've lived in this house for generations.

I understand how painful it is to lose your house to the bank.

I'll work extra hard, save up,

buy back this house, and move right back in.

I'll rip you two to shreds!

If you ever start thinking

I'd work hard to help you buy this house back,

what would I do to you?

Rip us to shreds.

Yeah. You got that right.

They lived the high life and are regretting it now!

Great!

I've heard of an individual ripping off a town.

But this is the first time I've seen a town rip off a person.

Just great!

Shall we get going, then?

I asked if we could go home.

The bank just repossessed your house. How would you go home?

I meant your house!

-You guys? In my house? -Yes.

Why?

We made a deal before the wedding. Have you forgotten already?

With His blessings, once you two get married

we should stay together under one roof as one big family.

No matter what society says, you shouldn't change your mind.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You said we should live as one big happy family under one roof.

So, you tricked me into letting you move into my house.

He has understood it now.

That's okay.

Having you guys stay with me would make my job easier.

-Why? -You guys are going to die by my hand anyway.

Having you nearby makes it easy.

-Zamindar! Sir! -Who's it?

Wait. Don't leave!

-Mayandi. -How could you do this, sir?

You forgot to return my shirt and dhoti,Zamindar.

-Make sure everything is safe, sir. -Yes, it is.

-Here's your shirt. -Yes. Give it.

Why are you all silent, son-in-law?

No, I don't think I can stop swearing.

We'd have a problem with the censors.

I'll imagine I'm yelling at you.

Get going.

Brother-in-law…

We're out of diesel.

I need money.

We'll fill it up on the way. Get going.

Who are you?

I'm the Rathinapuri Zamin.

He's in line to become the next zamin.

Vetri, my son-in-law, has married my daughter.

He was adamant that we should stay under one roof as one happy family.

-We just couldn't say no to him. -Vetri?

They're here to welcome you.

-What about me, Dad? -Wait for it.

You said you were going to meet a prospective bride,

but you're back as a couple!

You've brought along an expensive car.

He's married into a zamin family now!

Go inside.

He must be dying to take a leak.

Switch on the lights, my dear.

I'm hungry. Hurry up and boil the milk.

Go on.

Here.

What's this?

Milk.

Like I didn't know that.

All of you have managed to ruin my life.

This is the last thing I need now.

Your anger is justified.

-But listen to what I have to say. -What would you say?

What would you possibly have to say, I ask.

Now, look.

I wanted money.

But I was never greedy.

Didn't I tell you the truth before we got married?

I had no family to speak of.

I thought my wife would fill that void.

But even that seems like an illusion now.

Please don't say that.

-It hurts. -Hey! Hey!

Don't act like a saint! You sure as hell aren't one.

Your family is no different either.

What a show you guys put on!

The dancers, the drums, the celebrations.

Oh, and how could I forget?

He'd let the poor use the wedding arrangements if I turned you down.

But the highlight was almonds and cashews used to bless the couple.

Top class! Top class!

You took my word and made me pay for it.

I've heard of brides who moved in with nothing but the saree they wore at their wedding.

Ever seen a groom bring home his father-in-law in just his underpants?

Look. Have a good look. I'm that guy!

Everyone who lives in our apartment mocked me.

I've never felt so humiliated!

Your family took advantage of me just because I'm an orphan, isn't it?

♪ Why would a slave need a skin?♪

♪ Why would a coward need a home? ♪

Thenmozhi?

Thenmozhi?

She must've not heard me.

♪ Believe in yourself And put your best foot… ♪

[audibly clears throat]

Maybe he didn't hear me either.

Here you go.

-Why did you bring this? -You kept coughing.

-I'll drink this in the morning. -Okay.

Don't forget to drink this.

Yuck!

Vetri?

Are you ordering on Swiggy today as well?

Didn't your wife cook lunch?

When are you going to start eating home-cooked meals like us?

Oh, you mean the leftovers from yesterday that you're eating?

Shut up and eat.

Fifty!

Fifty…

Don't stop counting, Dad.

Son-in-law is back, my boy.

-One hundred and two! -Make it a thousand, Dad.

One thousand and two.

One thousand and three.

One thousand and four.

One thousand and five.

One thousand and…

-Dad! -What is it?

Where did the lunchbox go?

Son-in-law took it, my dear.

Maybe he has had a change of heart.

Oh, no! I didn't pack him anything.

He's newly married.

This is the first time he's bringing lunch from home.

A lunch fit for a zamin!

I wonder what's in there.

Why is the first box empty?

They don't want the groom to get up to wash his hands.

That's why it's empty.

They've even given him a bowl to dump the bones from the meat.

Lucky guy.

What do you have for this?

Get lost, you!

He should've known it was empty when he brought it here.

They captured a guy in Mumbai four days back.

He confessed everything when our team interrogated him.

The terrorists have targeted the international football match scheduled to take place in India.

Why are they targeting the football match?

It's an obvious choice.

If a shootout like Pakistan were to occur,

the match would be canceled.

India would be branded unsafe throughout the world.

So, cover places like restaurants, hotels, hospitals, and wedding halls.

Cover every square mile.

Arrest anyone who's acting suspiciously in public.

We need to stop them in their tracks right away.

Here. Eat this.

Is that enough?

Are you not hungry?

-Tell me. -The department knows about your assignment.

The situation isn't right now.

Why don't you move the assignment to a different city?

We can't change the city.

The bombs should explode in Chennai as planned!

This is an order from high command. Do you understand?

I'm hanging up.

What happened?

Our plan to place cakes in Chennai has been leaked.

Damn it!

-When is Bossky back? -Tomorrow.

-Did you try the free lunch served upstairs? -Yes. I had a hearty meal.

It was delicious.

-The vathal kuzhambu was excellent. -The aviyal and poriyal were amazing.

-You forgot the coconut payasam. -Why?

You could've kept it safe in your pocket.

That was fantastic. Can't beat the zamins at this!

-Zamin? -We had a hearty lunch at your house.

Here you go, Vetri.

-Why are you carrying toilet paper on you? -This isn't toilet paper.

It's the bill for your father-in-law's grocery shopping.

Send the money later. I've delivered all the groceries, okay?

-I'll see you later. -Delivered the groceries?

Here.

-What's this? -This is my grocery bill.

-Pay Praveena the money. -Hey, you rusty bucket-head!

It's a zamin tradition to feed the public every Friday.

This might be new to my son-in-law.

But I can't let that get in the way of zamin tradition.

-From my grandpa to my father-- -Welcome back.

Looks like you're serving ghee and lies to everyone.

It's the gift of generosity.

Hey.

Pass on the ghee, would you?

There's not enough space on your plate.

-You could pour it in my mouth then. -How about I throw in a wick and light it?

You go ahead. Your lunch is waiting.

Why are you troubling him?

Just ask Dad. Open up now.

Do I look like a fool to you?

No.

It's a zamin tradition.

Which is why we're providing free lunch--

He should offer those out of his pocket.

He tricked me into getting married!

Look. He'll lose his respect at this rate, and I'll call da.

Why did you stop?

Tell me what you want. I'll get it for you.

Sir, could you get us some pachadi?

Sweetheart. They're fighting over some pachadi in there.

I want your help to chop half a kilo of onions.

I got a call.

As long as we're paid, it's not a problem.

Send our men out to all locations.

-Just do what you were told. -Yeah. Sure.

Hey! I'm asking you.

But I've changed the mail ID.

I need to have a look at it.

Madam, the bill.

But this is a visiting card, ma'am.

Hand this card over to the guy at that table.

The amount will be credited.

Sir.

I'm waiting.

-Dad! Dad! -Dad, are you okay?

Help me. Dad is unconscious after getting electrocuted!

-Help me, let's take him to the hospital. -Wait.

Debt couldn't kill him. Do you think electricity will?

You're right about that, son-in-law!

I still have some duties left.

-This is how my grandpa Kolappan-- -I'll trim your tongue. Buzz off!

Hey!

My dad was about to die, and you're cracking jokes?

I'm really upset!

Hey, freeloader.

-He forgot to turn off the bathroom light. -Oh.

Hi, guys! Listen. Listen.

Sorry to disturb you. But I want to share some happy news with you all.

And that is,

we at Knot-3 matrimony have helped one lakh people

-find their right life partners. -You've managed to ruin so many lives?

Most importantly, I feel pleased knowing this became possible after I became the MD.

I'm so happy about that.

I've arranged a small party tomorrow evening to celebrate this.

Super!

Make sure you bring your families along.

-Sounds good? Okay? -We'll make it a blast, sir.

Vetri. Don't forget your family.

-Sir, how could I-- -You should! It's my order!

Okay? Okay, get back to work.

Go. Go. Go. Bye.

How do I invite her?

Hey! Hey.

Stop it.

Do you want to tell me something?

Nothing.

Thenmozhi.

There's an office party in the evening. Be ready.

♪♪♪

♪ Hey, wizard My dearest charmer! ♪

♪ Through the spells you weave My heart is utterly spellbound ♪

♪ I'm completely swept away! ♪

♪ Oh, my dear lover I'm all yours now! ♪

♪ He makes his way to me With every step, my heart flutters! ♪

♪ His mustache caresses This swirling breeze! ♪

♪ His desires amplify! ♪

♪ Oh, my cherished one! Your passions come alive! ♪

♪ Your covert charm Sends a blush across my cheeks! ♪

♪ With your sly tricks Your fingers find mine ♪

♪ You set my heart ablaze! ♪

♪ You ignite my desires and leave me yearning ♪

♪ A sweet scent fills the air My heart dances with delight! ♪

♪ Hey, wizard My dearest charmer! ♪

♪ Through the spells you weave My heart is utterly spellbound ♪

♪ I'm completely swept away! ♪

♪ Oh, my dear lover I'm all yours now! ♪

♪ Your passionate gestures Sweep me off my feet ♪

♪ Wrap me in your loving embrace, And drench me with sweet kisses! ♪

♪ Endless desires are hidden Longing to be awakened! ♪

♪ Upon the soft sheets, we lay Let our fantasies unfold! ♪

♪ Let me learn the craft I can't wait! ♪

♪ With your spellbinding allure And acting all mature ♪

♪ My thirst and hunger Intensifies thanks to you! ♪

♪ Sparked by you All my desires start to unwind! ♪

♪ Passion surges forth! As shyness fades into the haze! ♪

♪ Oh, my sweet beloved, Quench my insatiable hunger! ♪

♪ Hey, wizard My dearest charmer! ♪

♪ Through the spells you weave My heart is utterly spellbound ♪

♪ I'm completely swept away! ♪

♪ Oh, my dear lover I'm all yours now! ♪

♪ Like the moonlight's gleam, You shine so bright! ♪

♪ Melting in my gaze, You blossom anew ♪

♪ Like sunlight melting away the dew ♪

♪ In your embrace, I find warmth! ♪

♪ My heart aches To linger close to you ♪

♪ Hey, wizard My dearest charmer! ♪

Wow!

Oh my! Wow!

Looks like Vetri is well respected at his office.

Tell him not to wreck my image.

Hi, everyone! I welcome you all.

This is a big win for Knot-3 matrimony.

Moreover, it's something we're proud of!

Up until last month, we've successfully matched 100,000 couples!

-Yes. -A round of applause, please!

But…

Only Vetri couldn't join the list.

The night is all yours!

Food and drinks are served.

Just have fun.

Enjoy!

Down it in one go!

Can you please hear me out?

Mmm.

I never intended to trick someone

who has lived alone all his life and wanted to treat his in-laws like his own family.

The other day, I tried really hard to tell you the truth.

Even when you were about to sign, I grabbed your hand to stop you.

I wrote everything in a letter and gave it to you.

But you never read it.

When you said you wanted to talk to me,

my dad dodged it by saying it wasn't a part of zamindar tradition.

You brushed it off.

This is the truth.

I hope you understand me.

Drink all you want!

This is my son-in-law's company.

Don't be shy! Drink up!

Come to me if you have any complaints.

Here you go.

Did you try that?

Disgusting!

Can't you wear some flowers on your hair while attending a party?

Buddy, what's your name?

-Raju. -Drink all you want.

Drink till you forget your wife's name!

Hey!

Why isn't the chicken hot?

You! Come here.

-Hey! What's your problem? -Why is the chicken so cold?

What kind of party are you hosting?

What is this?

Look!

-These are leftovers from someone else's plate. -Hey!

He didn't eat these because you served them cold!

Why are you fighting like a savage over some chicken?

Did you call me a savage? DAD!

How dare you call him a savage?

We're a zamin family, damn it!

We have an army of elephants, cats, and hens ready for action!

-Why are you being a lunatic? -You've been the matchmaker for one lakh couples!

-Go on, my son! -But are you married in the first place?

-Tell me! -Get lost!

Are you capable of finding a match for me?

Throw these maniacs out!

I'll chop you to bits and feed you to the dogs!

How dare you talk to me like that?

Hey! Hands off!

-How dare you grab him by his collar? -Why are you grabbing my collar?

Do you know what your father-in-law did?

-No matter what he said… -You don't know what happened.

-You are overreacting! -Shouldn't you respect him for his age?

-He needs to act his age! -If you ever lay a finger on him…

I'll kill you!

-Raj! Hear me out! -You got money from me. But you…

You humiliated me in the office!

And your family embarrassed me at the party!

Hey! Why don't you understand?

Will anyone intentionally behave that way?

What do you want me to do?

I'll come to your place now. Get the money ready.

I'm not joking around.

I'll go to the police and file a complaint.

Go ahead and do whatever the heck you want. I'll handle it.

-Hang up! -What on earth happened now?

I've never seen him this angry!

As your friend, I took pity on you…

Did I do something to irritate him?

But look at you being so ungrateful! Hey! Answer me!

I gave you money, remember? Aren't you ashamed?

-Sorry, the mobile fell! -Hello?

-Answer me! -So the money is your problem?

Give us a week.

You'll get your money.

-Hey, hang up now! -It's okay!

Zamindar! How are you planning to gather the money?

Oh!

You plan to mortgage my flat, like you did with your mansion.

I'll kill…

In these seven days, you've racked up debts from all the neighbors.

You gave a lame excuse of wanting to eat a snack, so I let it slide.

You even snagged from the watchman and tucked it between your gums.

You call yourself a zamin?

-You are responsible for everything! -Dear! Don't hurt my dad!

-What did I do? -Don't hurt her, please!

-What the hell did I do? -Please don't hurt my father!

What a show, you three!

Amazing!

I'm begging you!

Leave my house.

-Please leave! -Brother-in-law!

He's as old as the hills! Where will he go at this age?

-Hey! I think you should leave first. -Son-in-law!

He's as young as a spring chicken! Where will he go at this age?

Get out, you cringe…

Get out, I say!

Get out, damn it!

Do you want me to stoop any lower?

Dad…

Don't cry.

Be patient.

Pray to your mother.

See you.

Go on.

-Son? -Mmm?

We went over the top, didn't we?

Of course. Why else would he react this way?

Where will we stay? What will we eat?

We can stay wherever we want. That's not a problem.

Food is our only concern.

-Looks like we have to go to work. -Don't say that, Dad.

Our bodies aren't built for hard work.

Then come on. Let's beg for a meal.

But it is against zamin traditions!

Are you suggesting we stay here?

-Mmm… -How will we ever calm him down?

By convincing his manager, who gave him an earful!

-How will we find him? -Look! There he is.

That's him, isn't it?

What do we do now, Dad?

Son!

We'll end up homeless if we let him go.

-Let's trick and coax him. -Come on, Dad.

-Sir! Sir! Sir! -Sir!

Your timing couldn't have been more perfect!

Come! Let's go inside.

-Come, sir. -Who the hell are you?

Dad! He can't recognize us?

What do you expect after what we did last night?

Vetri is alone at home.

-We can discuss everything upstairs. Come. -I have an excellent idea!

-Let go! -You grab his right hand.

I'll hold his left.

Let's coax him up the stairs.

Sir! Why involve the police?

Let's talk it out. Listen to me. Come on!

Welcome. Come inside.

Don't be shy. Make yourself at home. Come on.

Last night was a disaster!

We are to be blamed for everything.

Listen. The fate of my daughter's life and my son-in-law's job lies in your hands.

Son, let's fall at his feet and ask for forgiveness.

-Hey… -Hold on, Dad.

Sir?

Why do you have a birthmark on your neck?

And why is it red?

It's nothing. Where is the restroom?

We only have a bedroom in our house. There's no restroom.

-Washroom? -[in unison] Head straight.

Oh God! What's happening?

-Vetri! -Vetri? Is that who I think it is?

Hey! When did he get here?

What are you all staring at? Hit him using a bat or something!

-Yes! A bat! -Come on, son!

Where is the crowbar?

-He might die, Dad! -Where is the cricket bat?

-It was here somewhere. -Where the hell did it go?

Find a spade, maybe?

You'll go to prison for sure!

There was a stool here, right? Where is it?

You nitwits!

I asked one of you to hit him.

Why did you three gang up on him?

Wake him up. Come on.

I'll apologize to him for everything.

Wake him up. Come on.

Wake him up!

-Wake him up! Go on! -Hey!

He's dead!

Phew!

So, he'll never know that we hit him. Right?

You idiot.

But the police will find out.

How the hell did he end up here?

[in unison] We brought him here.

Oh, dear God! You useless scumbags, why did you come back?

Why on earth did you bring him here?

I lost my job.

Now, my entire life is down the drain!

I swore in front of everybody at the party last night that I'd kill him.

You guys are putting me through hell every single day!

What you said is right.

If we stay here, we might complicate things further for you.

We'll leave. Come on, let's go.

-Come on, son. -It's time for our bus.

Come back.

Where are you off to after committing a murder?

I envisioned royal tales. But looks like I'll be begging for bail!

See who it is, son.

Hey! Hey! HEY!

Hey! Lift him!

What is happening? I heard loud noises from your flat.

Didn't you ring the doorbell?

It must be that sound.

Oh, really? Okay. Okay.

Visit us later!

Good thing that was a granny. Convincing her was easy.

What if it was somebody else?

Who is that?

You've got to deal with her.

Why should he deal with me?

Hey! Move!

It's that…

If you are wondering why he's here, we must deal with that question, correct?

Dad!

Hey! What is he doing here?

We brought him here.

You! So here you are!

I thought you were a bigwig!

You took off without paying me when I stepped away to change my dress.

Give me the money.

Can't you hear me? What are you smiling at?

Come on, hand me the money!

Hey! Take out the money!

Give me the money!

Hey! You think you can fool me?

-Get the bat, and let's kill her too. -Hey!

What's happening?

Why isn't he breathing?

Did you kill him?

-Come again? -Yes!

You barged inside without even ringing the doorbell.

You got all mad at him for not paying you.

You grabbed him, shook him vigorously and pushed him down.

He hit his head and died due to suffocation.

-Right? -[in unison] Yes. Yes!

-Oh my! -Hey!

What? Are you playing with me?

You guys murdered him.

Now you are trying to pin it on me?

Wait! I'll inform the police right away.

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Our family's already in a pickle.

-I'll confess everything! -Go on!

He came here on his own and wanted to use the washroom.

He switched on the light.

He got electrocuted and began to convulse.

It was Vetri who asked us to hit him with a bat.

So we did as he said. But he collapsed.

What? You all beat him to death?

Yes! Using this.

Did you just touch that?

Why? What's wrong?

You have that in your hand. You grabbed his shirt.

Your fingerprints will be on it, correct?

It wasn't me.

He visited you first.

The security would have seen that.

Plus, he's got your lipstick on his neck.

Oh, that was lipstick?

I don't know anything.

I never came here.

And I didn't see anything.

I'll get going.

You have two options.

Either you join hands with us.

Or…

Die by our hands!

What kind of barbaric family is this?

I realized it just now.

I'll choose the first option.

But I don't have an option.

What are we going to do now?

We have to find a way to get rid of this body.

-How? -Can we wrap it using a bed and dispose of it?

Super deluxe.

Let's hide him in the laundry and send it through the duct!

Panchatanthiram.

Can we admit him to the hospital, saying it's an emergency?

Ramana.

-Dear, in the movie A1… -I know!

There are loads of movies based on moving corpses!

Police would have watched every single one of them.

We can bury him somewhere in our zamin.

Aren't you all sitting here after burying the zamin?

This won't work out.

I know a guy for this job.

He's the right guy for this.

His name is…

Balram.

Body Balram!

Hey!

This is the third body this month.

Inform Rolex.

Rolex wanted me to remind you that the payment

for the last two bodies from last month is still pending.

Rolex!

If you pay him and hand him the corpse

he'll take care of the rest.

Call him right away!

Come on! Quick!

Hey! Baby is calling.

-Go ahead! Answer! -Oh! Baby! Baby!

Yes, baby darling?

We have a small problem.

There is a body that needs to be disposed of.

No biggie! I'll get rid of it in an instant.

Deliver the body to me discreetly after dark.

I'll take care of the rest.

-Okay then. -Can I get a kiss, baby?

Baby…

He told me to hand over the body to him after dark discreetly.

How are we going to take it outside?

We have to find a way.

Look at your big smile despite being dead!

You dead dumbo!

-Yes, come. -This is the perfect time.

Let's take the body outside. Fast!

Get up, sir.

Nobody is watching!

-Tell your dad to shut up, please. -Nobody is watching!

Nobody is watching! Good to go!

-Hey! He's leaning on me! -You are bulky, aren't you? Carry him!

-She saw us! -Turn around! Come on!

How did she get here?

By wearing glasses, he won't look like a corpse.

I told her everything.

She offers great ideas!

She watches lots of English movies.

What kind of English movies do you watch?

Shoes lace… phew!

Hold on to him.

If we tie the body's shoe laces to us

it's easy to move.

Seems okay. Now, it will look like the body is walking along with you.

Nothing to worry about. Good to go.

Nothing to worry about. Good to go.

I'll bury you alive. Be quiet!

Careful!

Hey. Be careful!

-Hey, hold him up! -Yes.

This is the plan. Listen carefully.

Go down, and each one of you wait on each floor.

Update me if you see anyone approaching.

More importantly, the security guy shouldn't see us.

The security camera probably recorded his face when he walked in.

Don't panic or act scared. Wait downstairs. Okay?

Alright. What's the plan?

Oh God! Let's go, Dad.

Why aren't you telling me the plan?

Buddy! Do I need to stay with the body?

-Hey! -What is this? Why did it close?

-Go! Go down and stop it right away. -Body!

-The body! -Where the hell are you going?

-Oh God! The body! -Where the hell did it go?

Move away!

Oh, dear God!

It was standing, wasn't it? Who laid it down?

Maybe fall inside the next time!

Why is it going up?

Stand straight! Don't test my patience!

How do I deal with him now?

Let's match his expression.

Come.

Why is he smiling like the corpse?

What's with that weird smile on their face?

Why are they all smiling?

Happy Smiley Day!

Hey! Hold him.

Come on!

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

I saw it.

Stop, everybody!

[in unison] Oh no! This guy?

[in unison] Isn't he ghastly?!

So, what's wrong with him?

He came to my house. Got drunk. Now he's completely wasted!

-He got drunk at your house? -Come on. Come on.

Why is everybody leaving, then?

-That's because they are helping me out. -That's great.

I came here to help my friend out.

And I came here to help her.

-Is that so? -I came to help my husband.

I came to help my daughter!

You all can leave.

Why is he wearing sunglasses at night?

-He's Mysskin's fan. -He wasn't wearing one when he entered.

-You should have asked that when he arrived! -Damn it.

-So… -You bald melon!

I'll…

Your job is to switch off the motor when the tank is full.

But you're investigating us like you're Sherlock Holmes.

I'll punch you in the face!

Get lost.

-Brother! Your baby is here. -Come on, guys.

I was expecting only her. Why is her entire family here?

Yes, brother. Isn't she a family girl?

-Welcome, baby! -This is Vetri. The guy I spoke to you about.

-Hello. -Drop it.

You've become daring enough to commit murder?

No, that is…

Don't panic.

You've put your trust in this Body Balram.

Watch how I get rid of that body.

You won't mess up, right?

My boys are very sharp.

-Hey! Bring that body. -[in unison] Okay, brother.

My shoulders hurt from carrying around this body!

-So, you are their family? -Yes.

Sir, they said there's a body here.

Sir, I'm talking to you.

Hello, brother.

Why do you keep smiling?

There won't be any problems in disposing of this body, right?

After 30 days, the government will cremate any unclaimed bodies.

I'll add this body to that list.

Brother! There's no body in there.

There's a guy sitting inside.

When asked about the body, he keeps smiling at me!

You could have grabbed that body from him, you fool!

I'll get it done myself.

What a bunch of lunatics!

-Their brain is smaller than a pea! -Where's the body?

-The smiling guy is the body! -Okay.

-Son? -Dad!

Let me know if you are scared to sleep alone. I'll accompany you!

Okay, bye!

-Oh, no! -No need to panic.

I didn't lock the door!

Dad! You are amazing!

What's wrong?

-What's wrong? Did you lose the key? -What is it, dear?

-What is it? Why do you look scared? -Tell me!

Is it a blackout?

Did the cat go into labor?

-What is it, dear? -What happened?

-How many kittens did she have? -Wait.

-What could it be? -I don't know, Dad.

Dad, where did you put out your trousers to dry?

Son-in-law?

Hey!

Why are you calling him son-in-law?

Manager sir…

Brace yourself for what I'm about to tell you.

-You're actually dead, you know? -Dead? Me?

Why don't we rewind a bit?

You came home.

You asked us where the bathroom was since you wanted to take a leak.

We showed you the way.

You went and switched on the light.

You were jolted by the shock and started convulsing.

He then asked us to whack you with a stick…

You did!

We then hit you. But you slipped, fell, and died.

We just returned after handing over your body.

What are you guys going on about?

Thank heavens he forgot everything!

Where's my 25 lakhs?

Dang, he forgot everything but the money he gave me!

What a penny-pinching ghost!

He's still better than you two.

What are you all waiting for?

Grab whatever you can. Let's chase this ghost away!

-Hey! -Vetri!

This ghost has feet!

Me, a ghost?

You peabrain.

He's had it all along. He was just sitting cross-legged.

Who did you just kill?

Out of the way! Where's the remote?

Now, why did she split us apart like the Red Sea?

[newsreader] The police have released a photo of the key suspect

who has infiltrated Chennai to carry out bombings.

Chennai city police commissioner announced a reward of 50 lakhs

for anyone who captures this person, dead or alive.

[Amalraj] Why does he look like me?

When the commissioner spoke to the media about this,

he urged the public to report any information

about the terrorists to the nearest police station.

It's believed that the terrorists infiltrated India to disrupt the peace.

I first met him at a restaurant.

I slipped him my visiting card.

He came to our flat in search of me.

When you drove us out with our bags in hand,

we spotted him smoking in the parking lot.

We brought him back to the house,

hoping you'd accept us again.

So the person we killed

was a terrorist!

-JAI HIND! -Hey.

Why are you dragging your family into this?

In the end, we brought him here and killed him.

This means the award or reward of fifty lakhs is ours!

Good heavens…

-Ring up Balram immediately and demand the corpse back. -Okay.

Ah, baby's calling!

-Yes, baby! -We have a problem.

What's wrong?

-We want the corpse back. -Hey!

Do you think that's pawned jewelry

to recover anytime you want?

You cannot retrieve a body once it goes to a mortuary.

Hang up now!

Dang it.

Balram said it's impossible.

The corpse is at the mortuary.

[in unison] What about our reward?!

Why did he say that it's impossible to retrieve it?

Is he trying to go after the reward by himself?

I'm not trusting anyone anymore.

We're going to the hospital, and we're grabbing that body.

Okay.

Honey.

We're here.

Help me out, Constable.

I will, but get the work done first!

The only passage connecting the hospital and the mortuary

are these air ducts.

We must retrieve it through this.

Let's see where it leads.

The police announced a reward of fifty lakhs

-Now I get why she wanted it back. -for the capture of the man shown on screen.

But I accidentally gave it away.

So what? We'll retrieve it in an instant!

Like this is withdrawing money from the bank.

This isn't just some random person's body

but the corpse of a terrorist!

And even if we surrender it to the police,

they will hound the three of us with a zillion questions!

Yeah, you're right.

-The only way to get it… -What is it?

Hello?

The terrorist you're looking for is no longer alive!

What? He's dead?

I killed him.

I killed him with my bare hands for trying to destroy our country.

Hey.

Alright, alright.

I'll get to the point, sir.

He's dead somehow, so screw that.

-But the reward that was announced… -Yeah, what about it?

I don't want that big of an amount.

Give me half of it.

And you can take the rest.

I want all the cases in my name to be cleared in return.

You will get the body if it's a deal.

-Got it? -Bring the body over first.

Security's tight at the hospital.

In order to secure the dead body,

one of us must act like a corpse to get in.

-Oh, hell no! -Who's it going to be?

-You, of course. -The heck?!

-I'd rather die than act like one! -Do that, at least!

Fine, I'll do it.

There's a small problem, though.

Before sending him inside,

a doctor will perform checks to ensure he's dead.

So…

This is a broken stethoscope.

One of us will replace this with the functioning one.

-This is your job. -Yes, sir.

-You trust my dad? -Yeah, why?

I'm so screwed.

The air ducts are the only connectors between the two places.

Once Bala is in,

he will bring the corpse through,

with him coming behind it.

Interesting…

We must then transfer the body

from the mortuary's air duct to the hospital's air duct.

He will tie a rope around it and come out last.

We remove the body from the duct wherever it ends.

Once we secure it safely and surrender it to the police,

[in unison] WE GET FIFTY LAKHS!

GOVERNMENT GENERAL HOSPITAL - CHENNAI

Whoa!

Why are you coming along?

I felt pumped up about it!

I'll assign some other task for you.

Till then, lay low in the car, please!

Everyone wants to look good in high-speed!

Remember that you're a doctor.

-And this is-- -That is a broken stethoscope!

I'm taking this with me, running into that doctor, his stethoscope falls,

I replace that with ours and I bring his back to you!

And the doctor mistakes my son to be dead and takes him in, right?

Hey, you forgot the--

I forgot the stethoscope!

-Where is this body from? -Royapuram, Doctor.

I hope this doesn't get us into--

-Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. -Watch where you're going!

-Of course, I knew. -Who is he?

Why do you care?

I'm stuck over here figuring out which one's which.

-What are you doing on the floor? -This must be it!

Am I at the mortuary ward?

-Can't you read? -I thought it was the maternity ward!

-My bad. I'm sorry. -That's alright.

What a blind bat this doctor is.

Lift him. Lift him.

Why can't I hear anything?

-Our hard work's gone down the drain! -What do you mean?

His stethoscope is broken, too! Here, have a look.

Dumbhead brought back our broken one instead of replacing it.

Don't think you can escape with that stupid face of yours!

But my son…

Hush now.

Open the covers.

Can't you smell that he's been dead for four days?

-Send it in. -Thank heavens!

Way to go, Heir of Rathinapuri!

Good morning, Doctor!

Yes, that's me.

Why do these look like bank lockers?

How will I know which one has our guy?

She went out with a bang, but her makeup stayed on point!

See, her lipstick's still intact.

Upper deck… Lower deck…

The whole thing's filled with corpses!

Too many doors!

How on earth am I supposed to find it now?!

I spy 34, my lucky number!

Found him and that stupid smirk of his!

Come on out, you. How were you in the cold all this while?

Hang on, let me dress you up.

How did Bossky's photo get leaked?

You don't want to mess with the Chief Investigation Officer.

Had I refused it, I would've become the prime suspect.

Tell him to be cautious and remain indoors.

-…the head of the terror cell -Where is Bossky?

-No one knows. -is shown in this photograph.

He hasn't been reachable since yesterday.

…for anyone who captures this person,

The Chennai city police commissioner has announced a cash reward of 50 lakhs.

His mobile signal is pinned at the GH.

-Head to the GH right away. -The GH?

Go along with them!

-Hurry! -Okay.

Lift your arms.

Stand up.

Now turn around.

Climb up, you!

Pull your legs in!

Who could this be now?

Rolex Brother!

Come here!

If you slice out the heads of the corpses here,

that's a post-mortem!

But when you get them to sit up and chop their heads off,

that becomes rowdyism!

If the rowdies' body count is lesser than mine,

that proves my immense power!

I dare any of you to top my score,

and I'll give you a lifetime settlement!

All this drama for cutting corpses…

Listen, pay up for your drink first.

Then you can ramble on about the lifetime settlement.

I let my emotions get the best of me when I was high…

Buzz off now and bring me a corpse!

Dumbhead.

Some day, I'll cut you up, bud.

Gosh, my drink stinks more than a corpse.

This buffoon must've had a sip.

Hey, Guna!

You spend every night hopping around beds.

Look at where you're finally resting!

I know where to cut first.

Hey, over there.

Bring that corpse in blue over here.

I don't think he's dead yet, so let me take care of it.

Rolex Bro, you were supposed to send a corpse to the neurology class.

Dang it, I forgot.

-Do they want a fresh corpse? -Yes, yes.

Guna, wheel that corpse to him.

-Thank God! -Bro, it's a fresh corpse!

I wanted to do the honors.

Like this is a goat ready for sacrifice!

I will whoop you. Get going now!

And he wants to take my position already.

Pull!

What are you up to, ladies?

Body…

I see!

Carry on then.

It looks great.

Be careful though.

-Thank God! -Pull!

Hurry.

We must get our hands on it first.

Boys!

The police is here!

How do we get past the cops now?

We must sneak in…

Oh no, they're gone!

Boys!

This was hard for you?

This is easy.

The body's being so cooperative!

Where's the body?

-No clue. -Move a bit.

What's wrong, dear?

Idiot!

The knot must've come loose.

And you happily pulled without realizing it.

Both father and daughter are alike at messing things up!

Pass me that rope!

I take the heat for something you did!

See, treat the corpse in front of you as a subject.

Don't give place to your emotions when working on it.

-What's that sound? -Sounds like a rat running in the ducts.

I wonder what it could be?

Listen up.

After one dies, their body parts stay alive for a few hours.

For example, their eyes can stay alive for up to six hours.

Why is he lying naked like he's ready to receive a massage?

You're right, Doctor. His eyes are still alive!

♪ I'm ready. Can I join? ♪

Should I start pulling?

I asked if I could pull!

I'm not done yet, you fool!

Did he say pull?

It's tight enough.

Come here, quick!

He's ready, I guess.

Let's pull him out!

Ah, my teeth!

Pull harder!

Oh, no!

Are you okay?

Do you think we're putting up a show here?

Bring a wheelchair, you idiots!

-Okay, okay! -On it.

Now carry.

You buffoon!

Not me, him!

Thamarai, in this hospital,

-alone in this room, -Doctor?

-you and I, -Can I excuse myself?

-Go away. -You pervert of a doctor.

Let's get started with the surgery?

What's up with him?

He's walking to keep his diabetes in check.

Come up with some ideas, boys!

Hang on for a bit.

I guess he's cooking up an idea.

Oh, okay then.

Nurse!

What is this? Who turns up to duty this way?

We… um…

Why are you dressed like this?

This is how they dress in Hollywood movies.

What? Hollywood?

Take it up with my doctor if you have an issue.

Doctor?

Which department do you belong to?

Take it up with my ward boy, not me!

Kudos for throwing me under the bus!

No, I find you all suspicious.

Security?

-Security! -The corpse's missing. Let's go!

Security!

Where could it go?

-Could it be-- -Umesh, my boy…

You were saying?

You kept jabbing like a jabbermouth!

That's why I tried to keep you silent.

Yes, you were kind of annoying.

You idiots.

I'm annoying? Do you even know what's happening?

-Woah, woah. Now, calm down. -Let me break your face for saying that!

But that's where my beauty lies!

Beauty, my foot! This punch of mine--

Phew, what a miss!

Ah, our bounty!

How did he roll himself here?

Boys…

How can a corpse roll itself from the mortuary here?

Body Balraman is lucky when it comes to bodies!

Push the wheelchair!

Hey! Hey!

-What happened? -Bodybalramanranawaywiththebody.

The heck?

Bodybalramanranawaywiththebody.

Catch a breath, maybe?

BODY BALRAMAN RAN AWAY WITH THE BODY!

Can't you be any slower?

-Where are they? -Who knows?

Crap, they've gone that way!

Run! Faster!

Dad, over here!

Dad!

Why do you keep pushing me, Dad?

Hello, sir.

Hello, hello.

I have the corpse.

Walk in front of them and confuse them.

We'll snatch the corpse while you're at it.

You know it was difficult to retrieve it!

I assume our deal is on, right?

Yeah, yeah, it is.

-If you could clear up my name… -Will do, will do.

Don't you ever underestimate me.

-I don't care what comes in my way, -He isn't looking up!

-when it comes to work. -Go closer, then!

That's my dedication to work.

Another important thing.

If you miss out a dime from my share,

you'll never see that corpse alive!

You peabrain!

How could that happen with 500 bill notes?

Okay, okay. I appreciate your honesty.

Oh, and I don't want any medals from the Government.

You can have that.

What? Can't you see I'm on the phone? It's only a copper-made medal!

That won't buy us anything!

Hello?

Balrama, you there? Hello?

Balrama?!

Sir!

There's a slight change to the corpse.

Is it okay if it's a live corpse?

Is he drunk?

I get that the corpse rolled in with a smile.

-Yeah, Boss. -But how the hell is it walking away now?

-This is freaking me out! -Likewise!

-Come, let's catch hold of it! -Good idea!

Come along.

No one saw us. It's all ours!

You hyperactive idiot!

-Can't you keep it down? -Carry him!

Let's follow him.

Hello, sir!

It can run now? Let's chase it down, boys!

Watch where you're going!

Body! Hey, Corpse! Wait!

Stop right there!

-Catch him! Stop that corpse! -Stop him!

I can't believe a corpse has me gasping for air!

Boss!

Do you think a corpse feels the need to pee?

Why else would it be here? Dead body! Are you done?

-Let's go, Corpse! -Come on!

-You need to be… -Can't you zip up after peeing?

I was planning to carry you on a stretcher.

Why do you keep running around?

I'll kill you if you ever try to move!

Wait, brothers. You can pee once I take him outside.

A gun?

You are threatening me with a gun?

Looks like you're after the body as well!

Then, let's split and share it equally!

He's our guy.

Your guy? What do you mean?

So they are the terrorist gang!

That body belongs to me, sir!

Listen to me, please.

-Let's go, Bossky. -It hurts! Get up, brother.

The Government has announced a reward of 50 lakhs

-to the person who aids in the capture of -Fifty lakhs?!

the individual shown in this photograph.

I've seen this stud somewhere!

Hey! He is one of our dead bodies. Open up number 34.

-Right away, brother. -Come on, quick!

Brother! The corpse is missing!

-What do you mean? -Yes, brother!

Balram has the nerves to snatch a body right under my nose.

We shouldn't let this slide.

-Come, let's go. -Yes, brother.

You're dead meat, Balram!

You lifeless lump!

You're not just a corpse. You're worth 50 lakhs!

My dearest!

Come to me, my darling!

If you were alive, I'd have escorted you to our mansion and served you a splendid feast!

-Am I right? -He wasn't as fortunate, Dad.

What are we going to do with that money, Dad?

What do we do, you ask?

My dear son!

We'll explore every theme park in the city along with Thenmozhi and him!

Why don't we all visit the graves of every famous person as well?

-Why not? -You're still stuck in the old ways, aren't you?

-Why, son? -Not just one or two lakhs…

We are going to bag 50 lakhs, Dad! 50 whopping lakhs!

We will fly to a new country and have the time of our lives!

Deal!

♪♪♪

♪ Come on, buddy! ♪

♪ Let's rock, partner! ♪

♪ Let's roll, buddy! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Cash is what I see! ♪

♪ Boss of bosses, I was born with a silver spoon ♪

♪ King of the gang, We are here to rule! ♪

♪ Ask the bank They’ll tell you our stock! ♪

♪ We're world stars now The talk of the town! ♪

♪ Outshining the riches! More regal than royalty! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Dollars are dropping on the floor! ♪

♪ Up went our value! A five-star rating, together we won! ♪

♪ Come on, buddy! Show off your regal pace! ♪

♪ We turn a blind ear to the world! ♪

♪ On Google's map, our car zips and vrooms! ♪

♪ Unstoppable, we're on a roll Driving straight to the top! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Cash is what I see! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Wads and wads of cash! ♪

♪ We were mere racehorses on track ♪

♪ Now, we've nabbed the gold cup! Leading the chart ♪

♪ We were mere racehorses on the track ♪

♪ Now we've nabbed the gold cup! What a victory! ♪

♪ Leaping and darting, just like Jackie Chan! ♪

♪ Walkie-talkies as our phones That's just how we roll! ♪

♪ We're geared up To kick off our world tour! ♪

♪ Becoming role models in every land We'll lead! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Cash is what I see! ♪

♪ We won the toss! Now the bat is in our hands! ♪

♪ Hitting fours and sixes With every swing! ♪

♪ No chance for a chase We'll never fall! ♪

♪ We are all set to break records! ♪

♪ Even the world champions Can't match up to us! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Dollars are dropping on the floor! ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Wads and wads of cash ♪

♪ I will own a gold phone! ♪

♪ To chat with my precious! ♪

♪ I'll fulfill every wish of yours! ♪

♪ I'll unveil paradise on Earth! ♪

♪ I'll adorn you with dazzling diamonds! ♪

♪ I'll make you the richest queen of all lands! ♪

♪ We'll have a life that everyone envies! ♪

♪ Like a cork and screw Our match is just right! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Money's in the air ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Cash is what we see! ♪

♪ Cash! Notes! Dollars are dropping on the floor! ♪

♪ Notes! Money! Wads and wads of cash! ♪

Where on earth are they taking me?

What's happening?

Your photo is in the news.

So, the commissioner called our boss and

urged you to lay low for a few days.

Commissioner?

Yes.

We've changed the locations of the cakes just as he suggested.

Cake?

Cake.

-Cake. -Cake.

Oh God!

So, the commissioner is in cahoots with the terrorists?

Hey! Request for an appointment with the commissioner saying it's urgent.

-Control your loud mouth! -Leave it to me.

Sir, some guy has come to provide information on the terrorists.

-Information on the terrorist? -Yes.

Who is that? Ask him to come in.

-Yes, sir. -Leave.

What on earth is this place?

This place gives me the creeps.

Hello, sir.

I'll get straight to the point.

The terrorist you're after died in our house

from electrocution when he turned on our bathroom switch.

You have to listen carefully here.

We didn't beat him to death.

What kind of joke is this?

Don't you believe me?

For months, that switch has been jolting us!

Why don't you come and try it out?

Stop blabbering.

-It's not like that. -Why don't you consider what I'm saying?

-Tell me. -Vetri? This is Amalraj.

Where are you?

The terrorist gang took me with them, thinking I was one of them.

Save me, please!

Calm down! Don't panic.

We are at the commissioner's office right now.

My in-law has gone inside to get an appointment with him.

Once we hand over the body to him

we'll bag that whopping 50 lakhs and roll in with the entire police force to save you.

That's a bad idea!

That commissioner is a part of that terrorist gang!

-Why the hell did you go there? -What are you saying?

Yes, man! Save him from that commissioner.

Come up with a plan and save me somehow. Please, Vetri.

I'll send you my location on WhatsApp. Please get here fast!

Will you? Will you come?

-Come! Come fast! -I'll be there. Hang up now.

-What's wrong? -I'll be back.

Vetri?

Brother-in-law.

He is my sister's husband.

He thinks I'm bluffing.

Tell him yourself.

I will. Did you take your tablets today?

-What tablets? -I'll tell you.

Sir, he's actually under medication.

He's a little cuckoo.

He has a YouTube channel.

He went nuts because his views were so low.

Did you just call me nuts?

That's right. We married my sister to you, right?

-Our entire family is bonkers! -Why are you screaming?

Keep quiet!

Whatever the day's breaking news is, he turns it into his YouTube content,

meets relevant people and spouts nonsense.

-What YouTube channel? -I'll tell you.

Your speech about the terrorist was the breaking news, right?

Ever since he saw that, he desperately wanted to meet you.

Also, did he mention that the terrorist died due to electrocution?

Isn't that the truth?

He kept repeating the same thing all night yesterday.

He slipped through our blind spot.

Besides this,

he said he'd cook up this lie and demand 50 lakhs from you.

And if you don't play along,

he'll spread rumors about your ties to the terrorists and spread it on his channel.

When did I say all this?

You did, actually!

If you let him go, I'll take him home, give him some pills, and put him to sleep.

-You'll take me home and feed me pills? -Shall I take him, sir?

Can I take him with me?

-Can I? -Hello!

-Hang on a second. -Yes, sir.

He's calling somebody! Now you'll know who's the real lunatic.

Go ahead, sir.

-Hello? -Did you find where Bossky is?

Yes, I've sent our boys.

He is here.

-I'll hang up. -Okay.

-Leave. -Thank you, sir.

Come on, let's go.

-One minute. -Yes, sir?

Come and meet me tomorrow with his medical certificate.

-Get going. -Okay, sir.

-So, am I really a lunatic? -Yes, let's go.

What are we going to do now?

Let's suggest something.

We have to hand over this body to save Amalraj and ourselves.

It's very risky.

-We have to meet with the terrorists. -Oh, dear God!

We could have bagged the money if we had secured the body.

Where will I go and search for that corpse?

With 50 lakhs in hand, I would build my very own mortuary!

-The body! Brother! -50 lakhs!

I just saw the money drive by.

Hey! Are you making fun of me?

Look over there! That van has our jackpot inside!

They took the body in that van.

Really?

Let's get going!

Hey! Get in!

-Drive faster, man! -Okay, you big old fattie!

Body Balram is following us.

Oh no! Drive faster.

Hey! Turn left!

Don't let them escape! Go faster!

Drive faster!

-He's getting closer! -Why isn't he stopping?

-Brother! Tell him to drive faster! -Tell them to slow down a bit.

Come on! We shouldn't let them escape.

They are getting closer! Go faster, Vetri.

Hurry up!

Oh no! Wow!

Never in your wildest dreams will this Body Balram get tricked!

You better hand the body to me right away!

The bo-

Hey! The bo-

Can't you hear him honking? Take reverse.

Okay.

You think I can't honk like you?

Wait and watch.

Guys! Come on. Honk until he can't hear a thing.

Guys?

Where the hell did you go? Wait! Stop, you!

-Hop on! Let's go! -HEY!

Where did you go?

We must give way when they honk. Isn't that the rule?

Are we working at the RTO office to follow the rules?

Hey!

Where did they go?

Where the hell did they go?

It's been a while since they turned right.

Why didn't you turn right, then? What's wrong with you?

That's a one-way!

You are unbelievable!

Why are you thrashing him?

You need to find them, right?

Why don't you call them and ask where they are?

Why will they tell us where they are going?

There's a guy in their gang.

If he answers our call, he'll tell us the route!

Give it to me. I'll talk to them.

Yes, tell me.

Hey! We lost you guys. Can you tell me where you're headed?

Where are you right now?

We are on the Pallavaram bridge.

Oh God, why did you take the bridge?

-So what to do now? -Do you see a U-turn to your right?

-U-turn? -Turn! Come on!

-Hang on, we are on it. -Did you take the U-turn?

Yes, we did.

Tell them about that tea shop.

-What tea shop? -Sabari Tea Shop.

Yes, Sabari Tea Shop!

You'll spot Sabari Tea Shop when you take a U-turn.

That's the shop.

-Yes, we saw that! -Did you?

-Yes! It's clear! -Right or left?

-Right? -Left.

Left! Yes, turn left!

Yes, right away!

Get going!

Hey! He seems to be a really good guy.

-Okay… -Even Google Maps isn't this detailed!

He's so accurate!

Super!

Once we get the body, we should do something nice for him later.

-What? -Go on! Talk!

Go on, brother.

-If you have turned left, -I still couldn't see them!

Just keep driving straight, like a kite on a string!

We are following your instructions.

Slow down so that they can join us.

Why should I slow down?

Who are you talking to?

-Body Balram, who was chasing us. -Don't tell him that!

-No, don't tell him. -They lost us, it seems.

I was telling them the route.

I'll smash your loud mouth with the gear! Give me the phone.

-Is he crazy? -What's wrong?

-Why is he getting mad? -I have no idea!

Hello? Hello? He hung up!

Then try calling again!

The reception is weak around here. Call them again!

Hello?

Hey! It's the other guy.

Oh no! Deal with him somehow.

Hello? How are you doing?

Unbelievable! You rang the same number to fool me using a female voice?

Hang up, you stinky cow poo!

Hey! He's swearing at me! I think he found out!

You just keep driving straight!

It's just like me.

It doesn't start in one kick!

Watchman! Stop! Stop!

-Why are you standing here? -Hey!

I don't know what happened to my Praveena.

I've been looking for her all day!

Everyone knows why you are searching for her.

Of course they know!

What's up with you?

I think that the zamin gang is hiding a corpse.

I will catch them red-handed.

-Really? -I swear!

Is this the van you're talking about?

-Hey! Your Praveena is inside that van! -Wait! I'll come as well.

-What happened to your bike? -It has starting trouble!

Your bike has starting trouble too, huh?

-Get there yourself! -Don't leave me hanging!

If you come after me, I'll slam the brakes on you!

If I die fighting the terrorists,

you'll cremate me with military honors, right?

No, we'll cremate once it starts to smell.

Hey! You're not here to fight.

-Then? -You are here to carry the dead body.

I'll give you a call in ten minutes after going in.

You have to bring the dead body inside.

I'm dead meat if you mess up the plan! Get it?

Take care of the body.

-I'm worried sick. -Why?

Why don't we all close our eyes and pray for two minutes?

Oh God!

What's that sound?

You landwhale! Close your eyes properly.

Bye!

Stop smiling and pray.

Are you Bossky's guy? Get in.

What the hell is all this? I understand nothing.

Welcome, Vetri.

We are waiting for you.

-How are you? -I'm good.

How are you going to save me, man?

Promise me not to ask for your money back.

Is this the time to write off debts?

Please, man. Do something.

I won't have another chance to get rid of my debt.

Let's talk about it later.

-This is Vetri. -Oh, hello.

I told you already. He's the one who'll help us escape.

Stand up.

Empty your pockets.

Remove those things from your hands.

Sit.

What's the plan?

Ever since they placed a 50 lakh bounty on Bossky's head

half of Chennai's been on the lookout for him as a part-time job.

The only way for him to escape is

to spread rumors on social media that Bossky's gone for good.

How?

We have a body that looks just like Bossky.

Take the body and place it at the blast site.

You can succeed in bombing the place

and the news of Bossky's death will begin to spread.

They'll ease up on the nationwide and statewide security.

You can easily get out of here.

Bring the body.

Sure.

Come on, quick.

-Yes, tell me. -Hello, you're staying put, right?

We are. We'll come in.

-Where did they go? -God! Balram's car!

Balram is also here.

We can't come in now.

We're taking another route for now.

Start the car.

Hello, where… hello?

Hey, I didn't get it. Are they coming?

Body Balram is chasing them, and they're diverting the route.

-And the body? -Shut up.

Something went wrong. You shut up. I'll take care.

What happened?

Can I get a cup of tea?

Let's run before he comes back with the tea.

Gosh! Shut your mouth. Let me think.

-He's going to pluck our eyes out. -He's alone, right?

Yeah.

Do something, or I'll wet my pants.

What are you doing?

Vetri! Vetri! He might come back!

He's been like that ever since I came here.

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, God!

Are you planning to kill him?

Make it fast. Quick.

Thanks.

Hello. The birthday party is confirmed for tomorrow morning.

He's been going on about birthday cakes.

-There's no change of plan. -Whose birthday?

I'll let you know where to deliver the first cake.

HEY!

Do as I tell you.

How many times should I repeat?

How many times should I repeat?

We have to deliver the cake.

How many times should I repeat?

Looks like the cake isn't ready.

That's why he's pissed.

Have your tea.

What? You want some, too?

Huh?

Are you hungry?

What the hell are you trying to say? I don't get it.

What's wrong with him?

You told me he's been like that since you arrived.

Why is he suddenly ringing the bell?

Hey.

What's your problem?

Why do you keep ringing the bell?

What?

You don't like him?

So…

Why doesn't he like you?

I… I don't know.

Don't know, right?

Let me ask him.

Did he hurt you?

Or did he try to hurt me?

Yeah?

N… No.

Did he spike my tea?

There was a fly in your tea.

A fly in my tea!

-Who are you? -Terrorist sir…

I'm not Bossky.

I'm his doppelganger Amalraj, M.D of Knot-3 Matrimony.

He's my employee.

We're in trouble because faces like his are playing double roles!

Are you really not Bossky?

No.

Who are you?

-I should squeeze every penny I can. -Let's hype it up.

Only then they will trust us.

Where's Bossky?

What happened to him? Tell me.

Badhri!

There's a family here.

They have a body looking just like Bossky.

Great! My demise just got confirmed after being on a waiting list.

Damn it!

The bounty on this guy is just 50 lakhs.

Think about the profit you're making.

You can use this body and escape easily.

So? How much are you going to pay us?

Hey, why are you asking him?

Give us a measly 100 million, son. That will do.

We'll recover the zamin property and we'll all be happy.

Shall we close the deal?

Hey!

Is the cat's out already?

We look like we fought ten rounds with a beehive.

And you still didn't catch on?

I thought he has candy stuffed in his mouth.

Now they'll stuff Pop Rocks in your mouth. Enjoy.

-Get in. -Keep walking!

-Hey, stop. -Let go of me.

Lock them up in the glass cage.

Go in. Go.

Go.

Come on. Get inside. You, too.

-Go in. -A gun!

Hey, gun!

A good terrorist shouldn't lose his stuff.

Here.

Did I just give him his gun back?

Get inside, man.

Tie him to that chair.

What should we do to them?

Should we just shoot them?

Or should we just rip their heads off their body?

No. I'm not satisfied.

Let's make it enjoyable. I want to have fun.

What shall we do?

Guys, come on. Give me ideas.

Dad, let's suggest something.

No. Son-in-law will scold us.

No. That won't work.

Yes!

Let's fill the tank with acid, melt their skin and kill them.

DAD!

God! He'll do it if the old hag wants it.

I know it.

I know you'll like it.

You murderous old fart!

Badhri, we're ready to bury Bossky.

Let's bury Bossky.

We'll take care of them later.

Yeah.

Trying to make a fool of me?

Be ready.

Dad?

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

What's up, tighty-whitey zamin? -What?

Why are you all packed in there like pastries in a bakery window?

Is it to protect you all from flies?

-Hey, butter face. Come here. -What?

You wacky nutjob!

-What is it? -Stop irritating us on our last day on Earth.

-I'm already tired after all those punches. -You're tired? Don't worry.

I'll give you a tiny pillow.

Let it marinate in your mouth for a bit.

Dad, isn't that what you'd send me to get you?

-Vetri, don't do it. -Hey.

Our government banned this. How did you get it?

I somehow smuggled it. Now, have it.

-Vetri, don't swallow it. -Don't swallow it.

Listen. I'll get the knife.

Till then, stay put.

Don't move. Okay.

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

-Nobody's watching. Good to go. -Gosh!

Nobody's watching. Good to go.

Guys, do you have a knife?

Someone has tied up Vetri.

I've untied half of the knot.

-The rest is pretty tight. -Hey, check on them.

It's like a monkey's fist.

I have to take him to the association.

Hey.

What?

Come on. Open it. Quick.

-Thanks! -Run, everyone.

Run. Run for your lives.

Go. Run fast.

Hey, let go of us! Let us go!

Let us go!

Yuck! Close your canal, man.

Hey…

You peabrain!

What the hell are you doing?

I know he'll shoot you if he gets the gun.

Are you sure there's a brain in there?

If you want to save me, get me that gun.

Of course, I'll get you.

Stop, you idiots.

Hey, look there. Stop the car.

-I am stopping. -Our 50 lakhs is lying in the open.

If we waited longer, they might have buried it.

They don't know the worth of this corpse.

Help!

He punched me right in my chest.

Vetri!

Sir.

Are you high?

No.

Can't you tell from my laugh?

We have the body.

-Really? -The actual corpse is with us.

I was telling you that the body is walking and running.

Now, it is sitting comfortably in my car.

I'll bring it to you now.

I want to see you cry in joy.

First, bring it here. We'll see.

I'm telling--

Hey… what?

I'm having an important conversation about the body.

Why are you scratching my back?

You need a body to discuss the deal. Look!

Where did it go?

-We don't know. -Why do I even have you guys with me?

Badhri…

-What happened? -People are here to take Bossky's corpse.

Get him!

Let go!

Oh my God!

Hey.

What's happening?

Why are they fighting in this old godown?

Is this some movie shooting?

No, bro. They're fighting for real.

Should I hack some of them?

Let's not disturb them, now.

They'll come to us anyway.

-Let's hack them to bits and disperse them. -Makes sense.

Tiger's promise.

Body Balraman is here for the body.

We must protect the body at all costs.

Keep distracting him. Okay?

Where did it go?

What sorcery is this?

It keeps vanishing.

We have to find it, guys.

Else, they'll take it.

The expired cracker is here.

-Come on. -Come, come.

You're making us go mad.

Come on.

-Boss… -Huh?

We need four men to lift a corpse.

But we're only three.

Oh, we're short by one.

What to do now?

-Where do we find a guy now? -That will be me.

Hey, how did you get here?

Just like how you did.

Hello there, fat Thor!

Don't even think about getting the 50 lakhs from the commissioner with this body.

You have to give me half of it.

He's asking half of it, guys!

We should not give them half the money.

But we can offer him half the corpse.

Fifty-fifty.

Rolex…

You can take the head.

I will take the body.

Oh, God!

Why are you getting shocked?

Oh, God! I didn't say anything.

Then who was it?

Oh, God! Not me. You were the one.

Who called out to God when I told you to take the head?

Who can call for God after the head is taken?

[in unison] Oh, God!

Leave it. We have a corpse to deal with. Let's push it.

Push it, fatsos.

♪ Who's the one that got caught? ♪

♪ Only the Lord can save him! ♪

Oh, Lord!

Bro…

Please forgive me.

I don't trust you a bit.

I'll give this corpse to the commissioner

and transfer 25 lakhs to your bank account.

I swore to that S.I. that he wouldn't get the body even if a penny's missing.

You're taking it to the commissioner?!

The body will come to the mortuary anyway. You can have it then.

Why? To pay the last rites?

Do whatever you want with it.

It's better if we kill him.

-Hey! -You, fuzzball.

I'll smash your face.

This is a scorched forest.

Leave this corpse and run away!

Shut up!

You made this Body Balraman run around for this body.

This Rolex is never getting any settlement.

Hey, you're here?

Wow!

Kneel, man.

Guys, make them all kneel.

Who are you people?

Where did you come from? Huh?

You'll be the first to go.

I'll shoot you first.

Want to see how a bullet feels?

Oh my God!

-The police! -The police are here.

-It's the police! -Run! Run!

This guy?!

I knew it.

I know you girls will run to me

the moment you hear the siren sound.

Geez! This adult site keeps popping up no matter how many times you block it.

Everyone! Step out!

Come on. Come on.

-Stand together. -There ends their story!

Come on, man. Stand together.

Shoot him.

I'll kill you.

One more thing.

What's with the birthday party

and the cake?

What's it all about?

Whose birthday and what cake is it?

Why would I tell you?

I know you won't tell even if I shoot you.

What if I shoot him?

What's up, oldie?

Ask him to open up.

Get ready to die.

It seems oldie wants a long life.

-Tell me, or I'll-- -Hey, stop!

I'll tell you.

Birthday party is our plan's code word.

Cake is the code word for bomb.

The first cake is in the Koyambedu bus stand.

How was that? Did I get the timing right?

Hey, what did I do?

He said that the bomb is in the bus stand.

But he didn't tell me which bus.

-Who asked you to do that? -Please, don't hit his back.

Right. I'll hit his face. I'll break it.

Shut up for some time.

Give me another chance.

-I'll do it right. -Let me just kill him.

-Loser! -You are the loser.

Father and son are competing to see who can torture me more.

Now, how will I find where the bomb is placed?

Vetri.

Here. I found the gun.

I struggled so much to get it.

Gosh! It went under the car wheels.

Look how dirty I became.

What are you thinking?

Everything's over. I don't know whom to shoot.

Run! Run far away.

Hey.

There are 500 buses in Koyambedu.

You'll need at least a day to search them all!

But the bomb will blast in another half an hour.

Bossky?

What are you doing here?

-Are the cakes in place? -Yes.

Where?

What do you mean, "Where?"

-Where is it? -Like you don't already know, Bossky.

-Police! Police! -Hey, what are you doing?

-Police! Police! -Let go of me!

Quick! Quick! Get him! Get him!

This is your guy. Nab him!

Hey, Vetri!

Hey, Zamin! We've caught the guy who placed the cakes… I mean the bombs!

You want to hit me? Go ahead!

Hit me! You only have five minutes left.

You're all going to die! "BOOM!"

An important announcement to all passengers.

Has anyone seen him board any of the buses here?

Sir!

I saw him.

-Which bus was it? -The MRM bus.

[newsreader] The leader of the terror cell sent to bomb Chennai, Bossky,

was found dead today.

The police have also arrested his accomplices.

Chennai city police commissioner, Radhakrishnan, who aided the terrorists

has been arrested and sent to jail.

The Tamil Nadu government presented 50 lakh rupees to reward Vetri,

the youngster who helped the police capture the terrorists.

So, how are we splitting the reward? Seventy-thirty?

-Sixty-forty? -Dad, don't you know how to split a share?

I get 50 for using the cricket bat. You get 30 for using the club bell.

And she gets 20 for using the stick.

-What about him, son? -What did he hit him with?

-My sandals. -He hit him with his sandals?

He meant it for us.

-And I won't make it ordinary. -Yeah, I know. You'd rip us to shreds, right?

You guys put the blame on me when he died!

But now, the father-son duo want their share, huh?

Work for once in your life. Buzz off!

Please! Buy us a gold chain, at least.

Yeah, like you're Head, and he's Klassen.

And you helped us win the match with a 200-run partnership,

so I'm going to gift you a gold chain!

I'll douse you two in kerosene and set you on fire for all the cringe stuff you did!

They just can't stop being cringe.

Forget about them.

All our problems are gone.

Fifty lakhs!

Do you want to take it with us on our honeymoon?

That's your plan, huh?

-Come on! -The heat's about to melt me, switch on the AC.