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So

here i am

living with you and.

Single again.

Welcome to my world.

There's more to life than being in a relationship ladies.

While you should know that better than anyone

since you've been on your own for the last decade

Lizzie

what's

being honest.

Men my age are looking at girls your age who aren't

looking at anything other than their so cell phones.

Mom

stop making excuses

you're afraid

just admit it

i am not

ever since dad left you've become this weird single lady who does nothing but work

cook and watch nine oh two want to reruns

it's not the nineties any more

need to get a lie you

i have a life

i'm just shy

maybe you should try online dating

oh no

yes it's perfect you don't even have to leave the house unless you get a deep burst

i'm only old school world where you

go to the grocery store bar

like i would notice you and.

He'd fall in love

when was that ever your world

just say thing

i don't do the Internet maybe you should

maybe technologies the answer

based sure you it is not

well let's test that theory

Sarah and i will give up our phones for let wait what

in return you have to sign up

for every social media website plus

the dating apps

i'm not agreeing to this you think you girls

could last port in a day without your cell phones

yes.

What

people went years without having cell phone centuries

we can do it for a few weeks right.

Haven't been anywhere without a phone since

i was born is that very time for everything.

So

very high.

I

don't on my phone.

Well

what do people do twenty years ago

i dunno let's just go somewhere we have been before

okay

but.

We don't have GPS.

Why do we need GPS that we've been there before

because i don't know where i'm going i just listen to what the late he tells me

just drive will find it.

Was just a bloodshot just

like

that sounds like well

let's be rational for a minute will

it is well

a lot like a trickier

you say

that your ex girlfriend posted pics in her thong bikini

in her lingerie

in next to nothing

and suddenly

she's judging you for posting a picture of her but yeah

the girl once do drama will

something she can tweet about later

you think she's sitting at home crying that she

does six thousand lakes on a picture of her but

no

she's out there right now shopping for her next boy toy

you did the right thing to dumper.

I'll find a fucking bark

checks out.

As everyone is like a zombie in here.

I just need a drink and them configure the rest how

can we get to your your shots.

That does he do that without even looking.

Can't believe will call that asshole real house

yeah it's pretty bad

but

maybe he misses here

does he.

How am i supposed to know

i can't log on and see what he's posting

i can't send them some

passive aggressive comment to test him

how did people even exists for for the Internet

i don't know.

I mean can smoke.

Since when do you smoke

since they gave up my phone.

I have substituted one addiction for the other

once i

get my phone back

up at smoking.

As a good i don't really smoke.

I'm trying to start.

I'm Jeremy

is he.

A

maybe you can help me.

Do you know any

good bars around here.

That one.

Cool and

this one's.

Definitely not.

Jake and i'm.

Barbara.

Not really a bar guy.

Yet

or drinking a beer

at a bar.

In a non smoker

and you're

smoking a cigarette.

Phone right.

Maybe you can just Google for me.

I don't own a

you don't own a phone

how's that even possible

where's your phone

i gave it up for lent

what's your excuse.

I don't like my life being dictated by technology.

You're one of those guys

pretty much.

Look

let me give you an example and you can tell me if you agree

okay

right now my two best friends were also do

or that bar

and there in the middle of this big argument

because they feel they don't listen to each other

and while they're in the middle of this argument

they're texting other people on their phone.

It's like sometimes we have our heads down so much

that we.

Mr Switzerland photos.

I

think that i'm so ready to go

you can try to.

You didn't even drink

i know but i met this guy outside nice whole dreamy and we're going to go somewhere

so you're leaving need to go with some guy that you just met.

The

day.

I don't know when i'm going to be home

but i love you

and I'll see you soon.

Of course.

Don't forget soldiers women are always going to play you

so you need to make sure you play them first.

It was only two days into the challenge

and i was

already struggling

with no way to reach anyone in my life instantaneously

i needed a distraction.

TV binges would only make me feel more isolated.

All the gossip shows with stories that i couldn't like or share on my phone.

The books

books are always the perfect escape plan.

Lizzie met a boy

you saw her

she came home to change he's going to go take her

to see a band and then they're going to go

camping they've only been together since launch

i knew letting go of their cell phones would be life-changing

oh yeah real life changing how's

my dating.

Goodnight.

How on earth did this make the best sellers list

if you're someone that actually enjoyed this garbage

please get help immediately

or right me here and explain why this wasn't the worst thing you've ever read

p o box

zero seven one three los Angeles

California.

Thank you.

Cheers.

I have to say i never thought death metal

would be my thing it was epic right totally.

I love you look at me.

I hate that you act like i'm the first one who ever has.

So.

Do you want me to

give you a ride home or i thought we were going late night camping.

Or we could go late night camping yeah.

Or we could.

Like

is.

Huh.

Hm.

Looks.

Though.

Hm.

Hm.

Slow slow.

Crossover

see.

The.

Yes.

Oh my god yes.

So.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Cuba rare.

Her feel so.

So

do it

yeah.

Nah.

Look at me look at.

Hm.

I.

Oh.

Oh my god very yes yes yes yes.

Hm

fun.

Like

this.

I.

Hm.

Though.

Your body looks

perfect.

Hm.

Oh.

Slow.

Oh my.

Oh.

Oh yes hopefully

good.

You're incredible.

Oh.

Oh

yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes.

Chico.

Hm.

Phuket.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Like.

Hey.

Yeah.

Hm

yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Soak.

This.

And.

Yeah.

I.

Oh.

My.

Baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hm.

Oh.

Oh.

He.

The.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nah.

Hm.

Oh yeah.

Ha.

Hm.

So.

Fuck.

The

to.

Good the.

Fuck.

Oh my.

Yeah.

Nah nah nah.

Slow.

Jesus.

Hm

good.

Yeah.

Have you been.

She.

Jeremy.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

F.

At your body.

Oh.

Oh.

For.

Yeah.

Huh.

I.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You look so perfect.

Oh.

Wow.

Girl.

Oh.

Book.

Hm.

Oh yeah.

Home like.

Just fit so perfect.

I.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Glad.

Yeah.

Oh.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Get your baby.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Hm.

Turn around

me

is.

Yeah.

I

e.

Is.

Used.

Oh good.

Me for.

It.

Yes

look at me.

Okay.

She is rather the.

Ugh.

It.