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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:17,666 - And in we go. Boom! Boom! And this goes like that. 2 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:20,374 OK, catch ya later. See ya around. 3 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,916 - Can I have a dream? 4 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,998 - A dream? Absolutely not. It's too late, buddy. 5 00:01:24,999 --> 00:01:27,833 - Please! Please, please... - Nope. 6 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,998 There's nothing I can do, I'm off the clock. 7 00:01:29,999 --> 00:01:33,290 Get a union guy. 8 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,998 Alright, alright, big sulk. 9 00:01:35,999 --> 00:01:38,874 I'll give you a dream. Here we go. 10 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:40,999 Ready? - Yeah. 11 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,998 - Um... 12 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:48,207 So it's a full moon, 13 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,833 and a gang of vampires 14 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:54,998 are stalking throughout the graveyard, 15 00:01:54,999 --> 00:01:59,124 and all you have is a little wooden stake. 16 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:03,999 It's gonna be super dangerous. 17 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:10,290 It's gonna be super scary. 18 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:11,998 But not, like, so scary 19 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:15,250 that you come and you wake up mom and dad. 20 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:19,332 And you're gonna be surrounded 21 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:23,582 by sexy ladies. 22 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:27,583 You ready? - Yeah. 23 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,792 - Tell me how it is. 24 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:20,375 - Go on. 25 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,541 - Oscar, your father and I have something to tell you. 26 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,916 - "Your father"? No. Don't say your father. 27 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:32,457 Your father has nothing to do with this. - You said we could do it now. 28 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,374 - Yeah, I said give him the hamster now. Don't 29 00:03:34,399 --> 00:03:36,249 tell him that and then take it away from him. 30 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,332 - Peter. - Your mother's leaving us. 31 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,998 - Peter, don't confuse him. We need to be honest. 32 00:03:40,999 --> 00:03:44,165 I'm being more honest with him than you are. 33 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,441 Skeet, I'm not leaving you! 34 00:04:11,999 --> 00:04:17,667 - It's OK. - It's OK... 35 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,999 - What's wrong? 36 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,207 I'm scared. 37 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,541 - What're you scared of? 38 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,499 - They are so loud. 39 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:37,416 I don't want to have to move. 40 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:40,249 - What're you doing? 41 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,249 - Sometimes, when I feel threatened, 42 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,457 I gather comfort food and store it in my cheek pouches. 43 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,998 This way, no matter where I wake up, 44 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,998 I don't have to go out and find food. 45 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,082 It's already there. 46 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,374 Already in my mouth. 47 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:57,374 Are you OK? 48 00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:00,082 - I'm scared too. 49 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,999 - Would you like a pellet? 50 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:07,999 How about some company? 51 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,457 - Skeet, let go. 52 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,998 Please? 53 00:06:26,999 --> 00:06:29,041 Just... 54 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,708 I'm not leaving you, OK? 55 00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:50,207 You'll be with me every second week. 56 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:06,792 I'm sorry. 57 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,666 - Hey. 58 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:29,416 Hey, hey, come here. 59 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:32,958 Come here. Look, look, it's OK. 60 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:36,125 It's OK. We're going to be good. 61 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:00,999 What's your name? 62 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,417 - Um... How about... Buffy? 63 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:10,624 Ooh! Ow! 64 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,998 Where are you taking me? 65 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:17,582 - It's totally true. 66 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,165 I swear to god. 67 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,874 Hey, buddy, what's that on your nails? 68 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:23,165 - Anna... - What? 69 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:25,416 - Oh. my God, see? - Leave him alone. - What? 70 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,561 - Well, when boys check their nails they're 71 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:29,998 supposed to hold their hand in a claw, like this. 72 00:08:29,999 --> 00:08:31,970 But if you check your nails from behind it 73 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:34,124 means you're probably gonna grow up to be gay. 74 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:38,458 - Jesus, Anna! - What? It's not a big deal. 75 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,457 GIVE IT BACK! 76 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,998 What do you got there, buddy? What is that? 77 00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:50,165 Boys, he's got a diary! - Look, Buffy. I think he needs our help. 78 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:54,457 - Leave me alone! - Where are you going? 79 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:57,792 - Leave me alone! - We want to talk to you! 80 00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:10,916 Just be cool, alright? - Fuck... 81 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,666 Fuck you! 82 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,082 Back off! 83 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,249 Don't touch me, I will fucking hurt you. 84 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:23,332 STOP IT! 85 00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:33,791 Come on, harder, harder! 86 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:38,959 He's crying! 87 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,541 - Do something. - Help him. 88 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:50,666 - Come on, let's go! - Let's go! 89 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:13,249 Cloudy and wet drizzle all the way across the island... 90 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,833 Nothing too surprising, there.- A 16-year-old student 91 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:20,916 has been violently assaulted behind Bishop Fleming School. 92 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,499 RCMP are reporting that the hate-crime victim 93 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,541 is paralyzed from the waist down. 94 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:28,499 Police are asking anyone within more information to please 95 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,457 contact Crime Stoppers. I'm Lisa Wiseman, reporting for... 96 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,082 - Why did they do that to him? 97 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,833 - Hmm? Do what? 98 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,833 - Put a metal rod up his bum. 99 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:43,082 - What? Jesus! Where did you hear that? 100 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,998 Uh... 101 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,082 Oof... 102 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,999 Well, he's gay. 103 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,791 That's why I keep telling ya, you gotta get rid of 104 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:01,750 this hair, buddy. 105 00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:56,499 You can do it, buddy! 106 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,750 Don't be a wimp! 107 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,332 - Hey, are you gonna finish this or what? 108 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:07,541 If we don't make it to fourth period I'm not going at all. 109 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,874 - Yeah, I'm fine. 110 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:13,083 Thanks for asking. 111 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,791 - How many more of these do I have to do? 112 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:26,874 - Just one more. - Oh, thank God! 113 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,958 If I have to wash any more glycerin out of my bra, 114 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,998 you are the one that's going to be cleaning it. 115 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:34,207 - Almost done. Just have to set it. 116 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,998 Close your eyes. You too. 117 00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:42,165 - Don't tell me what to do! - Big breath! 118 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,791 - Mm... 119 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:45,916 Ugh! 120 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:50,998 - It's good. Just let me get my camera, then we should go. 121 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:52,165 - Oh, yeah right. 122 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,834 I'm not the only one going to school looking like this. 123 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,416 - Embarrassing number of unsolicited 124 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:03,374 nude photos sent between students at our school. 125 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,958 We understand that adolescence 126 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,999 is a very fertile time, 127 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,998 so today we're going to discuss some traditional methods 128 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:13,875 of showing affection. 129 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:20,998 - And back... Head back a little bit more? There we go. 130 00:14:20,999 --> 00:14:23,999 Yeah, that's good. Play with your hair. 131 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,998 - Like that? - But... 132 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,874 A little more sexy. - What? 133 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,998 A little more sexy? - A little... 134 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:32,998 - OK, I'm trying! Jesus. OK. 135 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,207 - Should I lose a button? - No, no, no. 136 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,249 I think we got it. 137 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,999 - Oh yeah? Can I see? 138 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,749 Mm-hmm. So hot. 139 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,124 - Oh... I'm such a slut. Ah! 140 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,040 Oh! Oh, I almost forgot; 141 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,791 I found us a shithole apartment in Brooklyn 142 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:58,625 that's almost in our price range. 143 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:06,040 - Oh, that's... That's awesome. - Yeah. 144 00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:09,374 - Is that a garbage chute? - Oh, no... that's a bedroom. 145 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,999 - Oh, OK. Weird. 146 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:27,040 - Sorry, I don't know why... 147 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:32,999 - I know we're like... - No, it's OK. I'm... 148 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,124 Here, uh... 149 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:40,041 Come on over and I can take those off. 150 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,916 Peter! 151 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,999 - Oh hey, Gem, I didn't see you there. 152 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,958 - * Gonna bake and make your dinner * 153 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:25,166 * Could be your cook * 154 00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:33,165 * You can bring me home my bacon * 155 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:37,834 * Chop the wood * 156 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,249 * Steal my bed and steal my heart * 157 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,290 * Whatever it takes to get you up * 158 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,874 * I'm your bitch You're my bitch * 159 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,749 * Boom, boom * 160 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,624 * In my thoughts * 161 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,541 * And in my soul * 162 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,499 * Always be in your control * 163 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,749 * I'm your bitch You're my bitch * 164 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,998 * Boom, boom * 165 00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:05,998 - Customers are confused, disoriented, 166 00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:09,499 weak-willed, so all you have to say is, 167 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,374 "That's a nice one." Just say it with me. 168 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:15,708 That's a nice one. 169 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:18,332 - Do one by yourself. 170 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,708 - That's a nice one. - Yeah. 171 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,457 You're going to have to work on that. 172 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,999 OK. So, the second one is a little bit trickier. 173 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,916 Whatever it is they're holding, observe the merchandise 174 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,958 and then try to find some kind of 175 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,998 positive statement to say about it, 176 00:17:31,999 --> 00:17:35,416 like, "That looks like a very cooling fan," 177 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,998 or, "That'll really" 178 00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:40,666 compliment your crown mouldings." 179 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,791 Get it? 180 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,791 - Yeah, I think I get it. 181 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:49,208 - Good. OK, let's have a go. 182 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,791 - That's a nice one. 183 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:02,374 It has really good... um, pressure. 184 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:07,125 - What's the difference between the two? 185 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:14,542 - That's... a nice one. 186 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:24,333 - Fuck... 187 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,624 Hey, can I borrow your shirt? I forgot mine. 188 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:34,499 - It might be kind of sweaty now. 189 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,999 - Do you perspire a lot? 190 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,374 - Not... Not a lot, I mean, I've just been 191 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,040 moving boxes all day, so probably more than usual... 192 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:45,749 - That's alright... - I've worn much worse. 193 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,041 - Yeah. Go ahead. 194 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:04,207 - Thanks. 195 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:08,041 - I'm Oscar. - Me too. 196 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,124 Ooh, don't look down, 197 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:24,082 don't look down, don't look down, don't look down... 198 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,998 - Oscar, listen, I know what happened last time, 199 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,374 but I really think it would be a good idea 200 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:34,249 for me to give the traveling plastic ball another shot. 201 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,998 - What is that? 202 00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:38,541 - What is what? 203 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,708 - There is something different about you. 204 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,582 - Nothing different about me. 205 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,207 - Oh, it's, um, an energy thing. You look, um... 206 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:48,998 happier. - I am not happy. 207 00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:51,374 - Oh, my God, Oscar! You are in love! 208 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,656 You've been watching too many soap operas! 209 00:19:53,681 --> 00:19:54,416 Who is it 210 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:58,916 and when can I meet them? - I'm not in love, you're insane. 211 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,998 - You can't lie to me, Oscar. 212 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,999 I'm your spirit animal. 213 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,875 - What are you doing? What are you... Oh! 214 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,998 - Hey. Um, so... 215 00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,791 - Oh, amazing, thank you! - I mean, I don't know... 216 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,815 I can do whatever you want, I didn't know what you want... 217 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,249 - No this is perfect for my 218 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,207 final shoot with Gemma. - Yeah? 219 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,374 When does your dear old dad get to take a look-see? 220 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:04,999 - Not yet, I have to finish the branding for the application first. 221 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,708 - OK, alright... 222 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,999 Don't poke your eye out. 223 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,166 And hey! Clean that cage! 224 00:21:21,999 --> 00:21:25,457 - Oh, Oscar, can you do me a favour? 225 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,833 - Depends... 226 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:30,916 - Could you please build me one of these elevators for my cage? 227 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,833 - Are you trying to escape too? 228 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,874 - The fear factor excites me. 229 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:40,582 - Mm-hmm. 230 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:43,666 - Stop! 231 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:44,998 What are you doing? 232 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:48,165 - I'm cleaning your cage. - I can clean it myself. 233 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:49,998 I'm not a child. 234 00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:53,875 - OK, your highness. 235 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,374 - Did you remember your camera? 236 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,749 OK, good. Oh, can you do my headshot 237 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,998 before you cover me in goo? I want to look 238 00:22:18,999 --> 00:22:21,958 somewhat presentable. - You can try. 239 00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:24,958 - So who's Yves Saint Laurent over there? 240 00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:26,749 - Oh he's, um, 241 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,374 some guy from work, 242 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:31,249 I think his name's Wilder. Heard he moved here for the summer. 243 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,666 - Oh, figures. Couldn't be from around here with that jawline. 244 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:35,993 What's his background? 245 00:22:36,018 --> 00:22:39,791 - How am I supposed to know? I don't know anything about him. 246 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,998 - Thanks for the shirt. 247 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,458 Hi. 248 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,165 - Uh... He had to borrow my shirt. 249 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,998 - Oh. 250 00:22:57,999 --> 00:23:02,125 Ohh... 251 00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:08,998 - Just turn a little... - Like this? Yeah. 252 00:23:08,999 --> 00:23:10,999 That? - You're slaying a sea monster. 253 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,666 - I hate you! - A sea monster is going to jump 254 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:16,082 out of that water and you have to kill it! - Out of that water? 255 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:18,207 - That's your motivation. - Like that? 256 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:21,499 - Yeah... Yes, perfect. 257 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,874 - So is he into you? 258 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:27,582 - I don't think so. - I dunno, there was something 259 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:30,874 about the way that he was looking at you... 260 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,332 - He was wearing sunglasses. 261 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,499 - You know you should try being more aloof. I feel like 262 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,541 you're always just a little bit too eager 263 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,165 when you first meet someone. It's kind of a turn off. 264 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,916 - Fuck you. - Just trying to help. 265 00:23:43,999 --> 00:23:46,998 - Oh yeah, camera loves you. 266 00:23:46,999 --> 00:23:49,082 Thanks for doing this. 267 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:52,290 - Just don't forget me when you're famous. 268 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:56,624 So when do you find out about New York? - Uh, sometime in the next 269 00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:59,124 couple of months I guess? - OK, good, because 270 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,874 my dad just put down first and last month's rent 271 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:05,124 on that flea-bag Brooklyn apartment last night, and the garbage chute is yours 272 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:09,998 if you want it. - Fuck you! No way, that's awesome! 273 00:24:09,999 --> 00:24:12,375 Roommates. Wow. 274 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:17,082 Do you think you're going to be able to stop yourself from making out with me? 275 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,998 Fuck you! NO! No! 276 00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:23,332 No! No more! No more! 277 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,541 No more. No more. 278 00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:29,792 OK, one more. 279 00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:40,998 What did you get on your last math test? 280 00:24:40,999 --> 00:24:44,165 100? -: Yeah, but it was just a multiplication test. 281 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,165 - Wow! - That should go on the fridge. 282 00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:48,833 - Yeah, for sure. I don't think I ever 283 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:52,208 got 100 on a math test. 284 00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:59,998 - I'm 18. I don't need to be tucked in. 285 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,375 - I wasn't gonna ask, but, um... 286 00:25:05,999 --> 00:25:08,374 - This may seem a bit weird; do you remember 287 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:12,499 that fur hat I used to wear when you were a kid? 288 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,916 - Nope. - Well, your father says 289 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,332 he couldn't find it but I know it's there. 290 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:21,834 It would mean a lot to have it back. It was Nan's. 291 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:31,374 I'm sorry. Never mind. 292 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,999 Good night, Skeet. 293 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:06,375 - Later, klepto. 294 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:46,833 - Right in... 295 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:50,998 There we go. 296 00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,624 Ugh... 297 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,208 Jesus Christ! 298 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:11,542 - Come here. Come here, you little fucker. 299 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:15,999 OK... 300 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:44,250 Mm... 301 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,708 - Hey... 302 00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:09,207 - I want you. - What? 303 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,666 Your charming, lovable, handsome father... 304 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,998 - I think someone wants you. -...is waiting for you at the front of the store. 305 00:29:13,999 --> 00:29:17,748 Oscar Madly please come to the front of the store. Oscar Madly. 306 00:29:17,773 --> 00:29:18,998 - Oh, my God. 307 00:29:18,999 --> 00:29:21,998 - Oscar! Oscar! 308 00:29:21,999 --> 00:29:24,708 Have you seen Oscar? There he is. Let's go, let's go! 309 00:29:24,709 --> 00:29:25,584 What do you want? 310 00:29:25,609 --> 00:29:28,207 What? I've been waiting outside for half an hour! 311 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,704 I told you I was off at 8:00. 312 00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:32,541 Well, I can't pick you up at 8:00. I have a date. 313 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:34,998 - How was I supposed to know that? 314 00:29:34,999 --> 00:29:38,708 - Because we talked about it. I told you last night! 315 00:29:38,709 --> 00:29:40,499 - No, you didn't. 316 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,833 - You're going to find your own way home. 317 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:48,375 - Fine! 318 00:30:06,959 --> 00:30:09,624 - * What do I have to do * 319 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:13,999 * To make you forgive me * 320 00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,749 * I wouldn't even tell the world * 321 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,791 * If you could hear I'm sorry * 322 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:27,499 - Honey, can you pass me the... - What the... 323 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,998 - WHOA! - Oh, my God! 324 00:30:30,999 --> 00:30:33,541 Oscar! Sorry. I thought, uh... I kind of thought 325 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:35,998 your walk home would take a little bit longer. 326 00:30:35,999 --> 00:30:38,249 - Do you mind? - Oh, um... 327 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,833 This is your new mom. 328 00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:43,791 It's not. I'm joking. This is Christine. - Hi, honey. 329 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:48,040 - Excuse me, I didn't know you were having a rave. 330 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,208 - What'd he see? 331 00:31:05,709 --> 00:31:07,374 Is your, uh, 332 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:11,666 your mom still dating that queer? - Larry? 333 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:13,999 Yeah, they're engaged. 334 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,457 - I know stuff about him that'd make your hair curl. 335 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,916 - He's a nice guy. - Mm... 336 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,874 I bet he's super nice... 337 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:27,207 Hey, I'm sorry you two met like that. 338 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:31,040 Christine here, she's even sweeter with her clothes on. 339 00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:34,791 - I feel so bad. That must have been quite the sight! 340 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,998 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 341 00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,541 You gotta try these, man. Come here. 342 00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:40,999 - No thanks. - Hmm? 343 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,998 No. She made them. - It's OK. They're a bit overdone anyway. 344 00:31:44,999 --> 00:31:46,157 I'm just not hungry. 345 00:31:46,182 --> 00:31:49,457 Hey, stop being rude. Didn't you learn any manners? 346 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:52,833 - Am I embarrassing you? 347 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:54,749 - Are you embarrassing me? No. 348 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:59,416 But, uh, you're embarrassing yourself a little bit. 349 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,998 - How long can you keep this act up? 350 00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:03,916 How long before you show up 351 00:32:03,917 --> 00:32:07,457 at her work screaming at the top of your lungs 352 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,416 like a FUCKING CHILD? - I should go. 353 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:13,998 - I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad. - Let me save you some time. 354 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:18,834 He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy. 355 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:28,999 There he is. 356 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:44,999 - Wow, where did that come from? 357 00:32:56,750 --> 00:33:00,916 So fucking pathetic. 358 00:33:00,917 --> 00:33:03,416 I can't believe we share the same genes. 359 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:07,541 - Well you know, I was born in a factory farm 360 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:10,165 to an overweight rodent who tried to eat me. 361 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:14,375 It doesn't mean my life can't be different. 362 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,624 - Oscar? 363 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:19,291 I'm really sorry. 364 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:25,999 I had a really hard week, OK? 365 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:32,208 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 366 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:45,874 - What are you gonna do with all mom's junk in my closet? 367 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:46,998 - Huh? What? What are you talking about? 368 00:34:46,999 --> 00:34:51,750 - Why don't you just give it back to her? There's no room for any of my shit. 369 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:56,040 - Well, because it actually doesn't belong to her. 370 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:58,290 See, when a couple gets divorced, 371 00:34:58,291 --> 00:35:00,998 they have to split everything. 372 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:05,833 Possessions and assets and, you know, kids, equally. 373 00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:08,040 She took her half. 374 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,708 So technically, like... 375 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:12,082 Technically, those clothes are mine. It's very complicated. 376 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:14,416 You'll understand when you get divorced someday. 377 00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:17,290 - So what are you going to do with them? 378 00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:19,499 - Nothing. 379 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,792 - OK. 380 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:31,165 - Oh! Uh, excuse me? 381 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:35,250 Sorry... 382 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:37,998 - What do you want? 383 00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:40,998 - Uh, we're looking for front doors for our new house. 384 00:35:40,999 --> 00:35:45,250 - We just got married. 385 00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:55,541 - How long are you looking for it to last? 386 00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:56,490 Uh... forever? 387 00:35:56,515 --> 00:35:59,332 Oh, no, none of these are built to last that long. 388 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,708 Locks break down. Some wear and tear on the hinges. 389 00:36:01,709 --> 00:36:05,582 I'd give that one six, seven years, tops. 390 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:08,165 - OK... 391 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,000 Thanks. 392 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,458 - Well, that's a nice one. 393 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:22,041 - Oh, thank God! It smells awful in here. 394 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:25,457 We need to get you some deodorant. 395 00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:27,749 Wait, what, what, what are you doing? Don't, don't, 396 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,874 don't, don't, don't! Argh! No! 397 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:33,998 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! I can't breathe. Let me out! 398 00:36:33,999 --> 00:36:37,290 Let me out! Let me out! 399 00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:41,583 - Hey, how much for a blow job? 400 00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:46,833 So, who's your hostage? 401 00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:50,874 - It's my hamster. - Really? 402 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,582 I thought hamsters were only for 403 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:56,998 fat girls and Asian kids. 404 00:36:56,999 --> 00:36:59,165 - Um... I spent the weekend at my mom's, 405 00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:02,998 so I'm just, uh, bringing all my stuff to my dad's place. 406 00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:07,040 - Yeah, my parents are divorced too. 407 00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:09,998 Uh, what's the word? Empathy. 408 00:37:09,999 --> 00:37:13,250 - Thanks. 409 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,999 - Oh, shit! 410 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,582 - What is it? 411 00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,749 - Oh, fuck! No, no, no! Don't brake! 412 00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:25,874 - Why not? - No, no, no, she might be under 413 00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:28,290 the brake pedal. Can you check? - She's not there. 414 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:31,999 - WATCH OUT! 415 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:41,958 - Oh, my God. It's not funny. - It is. I'm sorry. 416 00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:46,374 - Shh... What is that? 417 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:49,749 No, no, turn it up. 418 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,998 - No way... - That little fucker 419 00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:59,916 got behind the radio! - How do we get her out? 420 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:02,582 Fuck... - No, don't open the door! 421 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,427 Why not? 422 00:38:03,452 --> 00:38:05,958 She' going to jump out and get hit by a car! 423 00:38:05,959 --> 00:38:08,875 - She's a hamster, not a fucking gazelle. 424 00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:19,750 - Is now really the best time for that? She's going to electrocute herself! 425 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,874 - What the fuck are you doing? - Smoking her out. 426 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,088 Get ready to catch her... 427 00:38:26,113 --> 00:38:28,998 - Are you kidding? You'll kill her with second-hand smoke! 428 00:38:28,999 --> 00:38:32,457 - Come on, man. That's an old wives tale. Get ready. 429 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,916 - This is the worst idea I've ever heard. 430 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,457 This is so fucking stupid. 431 00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:43,999 - Still nothing? 432 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:53,499 Got her! 433 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,998 - Alright! 434 00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:59,583 Told ya. 435 00:39:15,959 --> 00:39:17,998 - Thanks for the ride. - Alright. 436 00:39:17,999 --> 00:39:20,416 You need some help? - No, it's OK. 437 00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:22,958 Dad's not home yet. I don't even have a key anyway. 438 00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:25,833 - You don't have a key to your own house? What are you, six? 439 00:39:25,834 --> 00:39:28,833 - Yeah, my dad's afraid that my mom's going to steal it, 440 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,124 sneak in and rob him. 441 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,874 - Right. So what are you gonna do? 442 00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:35,436 I'll probably just hang out in my tree house. 443 00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:36,290 No way. 444 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:39,416 You have a tree house? I need to see this. 445 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:42,000 - I don't know... 446 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,290 - Yo, this is insane, man. 447 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:51,541 So you made this? - With my dad, yeah. 448 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:55,333 - Let's climb it! - I don't know... 449 00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:12,666 - Fuck. 450 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,749 - Here. 451 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,125 Thanks. 452 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,666 - Hey. 453 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,666 What's his name? 454 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:26,916 - Buffy. She's a girl. 455 00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:30,207 - Uh, I hate to break the news, but this is 456 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,998 totally a boy hamster. 457 00:40:31,999 --> 00:40:34,082 He got balls, check it. 458 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:37,999 I would have thought you'd seen enough balls by now 459 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,374 to tell the difference. 460 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,833 Just kidding. 461 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:45,290 - Um... 462 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:48,416 Here, give her to me. 463 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:52,000 - It's him. 464 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:01,998 This place is wild, man. 465 00:41:01,999 --> 00:41:03,916 What do you do up here? - Um... 466 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:08,667 Mostly just come up here to get away from the house. 467 00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,499 - So what are these for? - It's my, uh, 468 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,624 college application. - Yeah? Where are you applying? 469 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,582 - Um, there's this awesome 470 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,290 cinema makeup program in New York. 471 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:44,998 - Oh, nice! So come on, man, show me more of your stuff. 472 00:41:44,999 --> 00:41:47,207 - OK, it's... 473 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:51,000 It's a little weird. 474 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,833 - They're cool. 475 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:16,208 Anyway, I should probably get going. 476 00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:21,417 Oh... Sorry. 477 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,998 - You OK? 478 00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:36,374 I'm fine... 479 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,998 thank you... Although I think I'm going 480 00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:42,458 through a bit of a gender jam. 481 00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,998 - Whoa! Watch it, man! 482 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:50,457 - Oh, I'm sorry, man! I thought you were my son's girlfriend. 483 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:54,999 - His girlfriend? 484 00:42:57,417 --> 00:43:00,792 Whoa, watch it! Fuck, man! 485 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:10,666 - Hey. 486 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:13,249 How was work? 487 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:15,998 - Riveting. 488 00:43:15,999 --> 00:43:18,666 - How did you get home? 489 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:22,040 - I walked. 490 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:24,708 - With the hamster? 491 00:43:24,709 --> 00:43:28,583 - Yep. With the hamster. 492 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:36,709 - OK... 493 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:56,207 - Is that a whale? - Where? - Right there. 494 00:43:56,208 --> 00:44:00,541 That's called a bad photo. Let me take that. 495 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:04,040 - That one? - Mm-hmm... OK, keep going. 496 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:05,998 - Mm... - No! 497 00:44:05,999 --> 00:44:08,416 Not very flattering. 498 00:44:08,417 --> 00:44:09,999 That one's not bad. 499 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,999 No. Definitely not. - No? 500 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,249 - Actually, go back. Right? - Yeah. 501 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:18,458 - Yeah. Yeah. - OK, just let me clean it up. 502 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,833 - What? 503 00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:38,374 What did you do? That does not look like me at all. 504 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:43,082 - I just cleaned up your face. - No. It's so weird! 505 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:44,833 - You look great. 506 00:44:44,834 --> 00:44:46,998 - I don't want to sell myself as something I'm not. 507 00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:48,708 Change it back. - Everyone uses Photoshop 508 00:44:48,709 --> 00:44:51,791 to make themselves look better. - But nobody's going to hire me 509 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,998 if I send in that photo and then show up to an audition 510 00:44:53,999 --> 00:44:55,082 looking like me. 511 00:44:55,107 --> 00:44:58,332 - You'd be lucky to have them bring you in in the first place. 512 00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,082 - Excuse me? - It's New York. There's always 513 00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:05,207 gonna be a thousand girls prettier than you. I'm just giving you a fighting chance. 514 00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:11,999 - Fuck you! 515 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,374 - Gemma... 516 00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,251 Let me just print these off. 517 00:45:15,276 --> 00:45:18,357 - No, I'll get them later. I have rehearsal. 518 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,457 - Hey! Hey, Gem! 519 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:36,082 You wanna come over for dinner tonight? I'm making chicken and waffles. 520 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,708 - Oh, sounds delish, but can't. - So... 521 00:45:38,709 --> 00:45:39,998 Um... 522 00:45:39,999 --> 00:45:43,165 How're things going with you and Oscar? 523 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,874 - We're... fine. 524 00:45:46,875 --> 00:45:51,792 - I see, I... Sorry, I'm just, um... 525 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:57,207 I was wondering... You know. 526 00:45:57,208 --> 00:46:00,833 - If we're together? 527 00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:03,082 Is that what he told you? 528 00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:05,959 - No, of course not. 529 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,749 So, is he... 530 00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:21,583 - Is this really happening right now? 531 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:27,958 Your bag's melting. 532 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:41,708 - Just visualize this is going to this hand. 533 00:46:41,709 --> 00:46:44,998 I can do it just by thinking about it. 534 00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:46,998 Like this... 535 00:46:46,999 --> 00:46:50,166 Here it is. 536 00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:27,416 - Oscar, can I see you in my office please? 537 00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:28,998 - Sure, I'll just finish up here, 538 00:47:28,999 --> 00:47:32,999 I'll be right over... - It's OK, just leave it. 539 00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:37,457 Things have been pretty slow here lately, 540 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,998 so I'm going to have to let some people go. 541 00:47:39,999 --> 00:47:42,541 And frankly, you are 542 00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:46,998 without a doubt my most incompetent employee. 543 00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:49,499 I mean, you don't even fit in, 544 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:53,457 because you know what you want, and it's not here. 545 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:55,624 Oh, I can't bring myself to fire you, 546 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:58,124 because I mean, really, you are a good kid, 547 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,457 so I'm gonna leave it up to you. 548 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:03,082 If you wanna stay, 549 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,457 be my guest, 550 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,998 but if you think you can find 551 00:48:07,999 --> 00:48:09,541 what you're looking for, 552 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:17,125 I would suggest that you stop wasting your time here. 553 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:24,667 - I think I'm really high. 554 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,833 - OK then... Good. 555 00:48:26,834 --> 00:48:29,998 I think that was good. I think we... 556 00:48:29,999 --> 00:48:32,998 - OK. - Yeah, excellent. 557 00:48:32,999 --> 00:48:36,124 - Fuck, man. I can't believe she fired you, too. 558 00:48:36,125 --> 00:48:39,874 - She didn't, I quit. - Really? What'd she say? 559 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,332 - She said I didn't belong here. 560 00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:45,624 - Wow, that's good for you. 561 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:47,998 What are you doing tonight? 562 00:48:47,999 --> 00:48:51,582 - Um, probably just working on one of my models. 563 00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,998 - Oh, fuck that, man, I'm taking off to Berlin tomorrow 564 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:56,040 and my roommate's having a party. 565 00:48:56,041 --> 00:48:58,332 - You're leaving? - Yeah. I'm just gonna visit 566 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,998 my cousin for a few months. - Oh. Awesome. 567 00:49:00,999 --> 00:49:04,082 - Well, you should come. - To Berlin? 568 00:49:04,083 --> 00:49:05,998 - No. To the party. 569 00:49:05,999 --> 00:49:09,791 And you got to bring a costume, 'cause it's a Friday the 13th 570 00:49:09,792 --> 00:49:13,332 Monster Mash or some shit. Anyway, you gotta dress up. 571 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,792 See ya. 572 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:33,750 - Hey. 573 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:38,250 - You know, you got mail. 574 00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:31,333 - Oscar! What's wrong? 575 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:38,999 What are you doing? Talk to me! 576 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:44,082 Are you OK? You're scaring me! 577 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:48,750 - CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP? I'm fine! 578 00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:52,999 What do you think? 579 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:58,791 I'm sorry, I didn't... 580 00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:02,667 I didn't mean it. 581 00:52:04,999 --> 00:52:06,708 - What are you doing? 582 00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:14,999 - Going to a costume party. 583 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:18,998 - Well those clothes don't belong to you, so... 584 00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:23,333 - They don't belong to you, either. 585 00:52:34,999 --> 00:52:36,916 - That's $50 deducted from your... 586 00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:42,124 from your education savings for trying to steal from me. 587 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:44,165 - You're pathetic. 588 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:47,792 - You're not going to no faggot costume party either. 589 00:53:43,667 --> 00:53:44,999 - Hey, man. 590 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,708 That's your costume? I thought this was your thing. 591 00:53:48,709 --> 00:53:50,582 - This was all I had. 592 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:54,999 - Don't worry about it. Yo, Brigitte! 593 00:53:56,333 --> 00:54:01,998 Oscar needs a costume. - Yeah, no problem, asshole. 594 00:54:01,999 --> 00:54:04,875 - Come on. 595 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:20,998 - How much do you think it would cost for a flight to Berlin? 596 00:55:20,999 --> 00:55:23,249 - Why? Do I look like a travel agent? 597 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:25,165 - Wilder just bought a ticket 598 00:55:25,166 --> 00:55:29,998 so I thought you might know. - Is that what he told you? 599 00:55:29,999 --> 00:55:31,791 He's not going to Europe. 600 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:36,250 He's driving back to Montreal to live with his parents. 601 00:55:37,999 --> 00:55:40,958 Oh... 602 00:55:40,959 --> 00:55:43,709 Thank you. 603 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:52,166 Want to give me a hand with this? 604 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:31,249 - Wilder! This party's so fun! 605 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,791 There's so many cool people here! 606 00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:36,958 Oh, my God, I can't believe how dorky I sound. I'm such an idiot! 607 00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:38,374 - I'm glad someone's having fun, man. 608 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:40,916 - You're so nice. That must be why you have so many friends. 609 00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:44,249 - Actually, I have no idea who most of these assholes are. 610 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:46,958 - Yeah, that's so cool. 611 00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:49,499 - Stay right here. 612 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,082 - Wilder! 613 00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:54,998 What's that on your nails? 614 00:56:54,999 --> 00:56:58,542 - Where? 615 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,833 - It's gone. 616 00:57:02,834 --> 00:57:06,583 - Alright. 617 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:33,666 - This is your wingman for the night. 618 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:36,625 - Thanks. - Hey, Wilder! 619 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:04,040 - Oh, can you hold on? 620 00:58:04,041 --> 00:58:06,332 What are you doing here? 621 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:09,165 - Same as you. 622 00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:10,998 - So, you didn't happen to tell Peter that we were 623 00:58:10,999 --> 00:58:13,999 dating, did you? Because he seemed to think that we were... 624 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,374 - Why would I ever say that? 625 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,207 - What's with you? 626 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:20,457 Your pupils are huge. 627 00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:21,958 Are you high? 628 00:58:21,959 --> 00:58:25,875 - I gotta go find someone. I'll talk to you soon. 629 00:58:40,041 --> 00:58:42,999 - * We were born to be alone Everybody all alone * 630 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,457 * Born alone to be alone We'll stand alone forever * 631 00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:50,625 * Standing on the world alone, learning how to stand alone * 632 00:58:51,999 --> 00:58:54,082 - You look like shit. 633 00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,999 - Thanks. 634 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,916 - I'm Andrew. 635 00:58:59,917 --> 00:59:02,999 - Hi. 636 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,791 - I'm sorry. I'm here with someone. 637 00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:10,999 - Who? 638 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:20,749 I don't think he'll mind. 639 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:24,040 - * There is nothing left here to worry about * 640 00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:26,165 * We are on the ground * 641 00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:29,374 * We are in the clouds * 642 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:33,708 * The world is spinning 'round * 643 00:59:33,709 --> 00:59:38,582 * There is nothing left here to worry about * 644 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:41,582 * We are on the ground * 645 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,998 * Or floating on the water or up in the clouds * 646 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:46,207 * Everybody all alone * 647 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:49,749 * Born alone to be alone We'll stand alone forever * 648 00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:52,998 * Standing on the world alone, learning how to stand alone * 649 00:59:52,999 --> 00:59:56,998 * And always to be alone We'll be alone forever * 650 00:59:56,999 --> 00:59:58,998 * We will always be alone Everybody all alone * 651 00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:02,624 * Born alone to be alone We'll stand alone forever * 652 01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,499 - Hey! 653 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:07,998 * Learning how to stand alone And always to be alone * 654 01:00:07,999 --> 01:00:09,916 * We'll be alone forever * 655 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:14,165 - * There is nothing left here to worry about * 656 01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:17,499 * We are on the ground * 657 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:21,582 * We are in the clouds * 658 01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:24,375 * The world is spinning 'round * 659 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:30,666 * We are on the ground * 660 01:00:30,667 --> 01:00:34,624 * Or floating on the water * 661 01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:39,999 * Or up in the clouds * 662 01:00:48,959 --> 01:00:51,998 * Everybody all alone Born alone to be alone * 663 01:00:51,999 --> 01:00:53,998 * We'll stand alone forever * 664 01:00:53,999 --> 01:00:57,124 * Standing on the world alone, learning how to stand alone * 665 01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:59,541 * And always to be alone We'll be alone forever * 666 01:00:59,542 --> 01:01:04,457 * We were born to be alone Everybody all alone * 667 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:58,749 - Hey, man. 668 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:01,750 Wake up. 669 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,416 Better out than in. 670 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:07,999 Here you go. Drink a bit. 671 01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:12,457 You OK? 672 01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:13,998 - Mm-hmm. 673 01:02:13,999 --> 01:02:15,999 - Let's get you home. - No, I can't. 674 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,998 I can't go home. - Well this place just 675 01:02:17,999 --> 01:02:21,999 got busted, so you can't stay here either. 676 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,999 Come on. 677 01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:25,333 - You should take that off. 678 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:57,875 - What are you thinking about? 679 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:03,624 - Thinking about how 680 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:06,249 I had to kick my dad into a closet 681 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:09,750 to go to that party tonight. 682 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:15,709 - If you don't hate your parents you'll eventually become them. 683 01:04:20,333 --> 01:04:21,998 - Please, don't kiss me. 684 01:04:21,999 --> 01:04:23,998 I just had the worst day of my life 685 01:04:23,999 --> 01:04:26,998 and my mouth tastes like vomit and... 686 01:04:26,999 --> 01:04:29,624 I don't want to ruin this. 687 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:32,998 - I was just grabbing some water. 688 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,998 - How long have you been out? 689 01:04:52,999 --> 01:04:56,998 - I'm too embarrassed to talk right now. Can you just leave? 690 01:04:56,999 --> 01:04:58,916 - Come on, don't be like that. 691 01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,791 This doesn't have to be awkward. 692 01:05:00,792 --> 01:05:03,998 It's too late for that. 693 01:05:03,999 --> 01:05:09,291 - Seriously, since when have you known? 694 01:05:11,291 --> 01:05:13,374 - I don't. 695 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:17,041 - What do you mean? 696 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,999 - I don't know. 697 01:05:24,542 --> 01:05:28,250 - Have you ever kissed a guy? 698 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:35,791 - I've done some stuff, but... 699 01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:38,583 - But have you kissed? 700 01:05:43,792 --> 01:05:45,666 - Do you want to? 701 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:50,333 - What? - Do you want to know? 702 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:55,708 - I don't know how to answer that. 703 01:05:55,709 --> 01:05:58,332 - If I, a fellow dude, kiss you 704 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:01,958 and you feel something moving around in your stomach, 705 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,708 then maybe you'll know. 706 01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:05,998 If not, then... 707 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:11,750 - My stomach feels like it's on fire. 708 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:07,333 - So... Did you feel anything? 709 01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:14,999 - I don't know... 710 01:07:17,999 --> 01:07:22,792 - I certainly felt something. 711 01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:36,791 - Jesus, Oscar! 712 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:40,999 What are you doing? - Sorry to impose. 713 01:08:41,999 --> 01:08:45,792 - Oh, shit... - What's going on, Skeet? 714 01:08:51,999 --> 01:08:54,999 Oscar? 715 01:08:56,375 --> 01:09:00,499 - Am I a bad person? 716 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:03,124 - What are you talking about? 717 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:05,290 - I don't understand why 718 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,998 I feel so alone. 719 01:09:07,999 --> 01:09:09,999 - You're never alone, Oscar. 720 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,000 - That's rich, coming from you. 721 01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:17,499 - What do you mean? - You gave up 722 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,374 and abandoned me and now I'm all fucked up. 723 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:24,998 - That's not fair. - You have a new life. 724 01:09:24,999 --> 01:09:28,998 A new family. 725 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:31,082 I have nothing. 726 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:34,917 Literally, nothing. 727 01:09:40,999 --> 01:09:43,374 - I'm so sorry, 728 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,082 Oscar. 729 01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:47,998 I wish... 730 01:09:47,999 --> 01:09:51,916 I could have been there for you. 731 01:09:51,917 --> 01:09:55,750 I made some really hard choices. 732 01:09:56,999 --> 01:10:01,999 But I was dying in that house. You know that more than anyone. 733 01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:11,458 You know, 734 01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:14,998 when you were born, 735 01:10:14,999 --> 01:10:17,165 you came out with the umbilical cord 736 01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:19,833 wrapped around your neck three times. 737 01:10:19,834 --> 01:10:23,874 You almost hung yourself. I was so scared. 738 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:27,374 - That's disgusting. 739 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:31,999 - My point is, 740 01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:36,374 you've never had it easy, 741 01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:40,375 and maybe you never will. 742 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:43,624 If you are forced to walk through shit 743 01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:48,417 then you might as well grow a thick skin. 744 01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:53,625 - Thanks for all the imagery. 745 01:10:59,999 --> 01:11:04,250 - Skeet, you smell awful. 746 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:23,290 - Why do I always crave pancakes when every time I eat them, they make me feel 747 01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:24,624 like shit? 748 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:28,208 - Most things are like that as you get older. 749 01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:33,999 Your father's going to be worried about you, you know. 750 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,333 - No, he's not. 751 01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:51,958 - I have to go to Peter's. 752 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:55,000 - Oscar, shouldn't you eat first? 753 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,667 - Where's Buffy? 754 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:06,125 - I'm going to live with Mom. 755 01:14:10,542 --> 01:14:13,999 - I'm really sorry... - Don't. 756 01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:21,999 - Do you have any idea why everyone you love leaves you? 757 01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:33,249 - Oscar, get in the car. 758 01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:35,541 Oscar, get in the car. 759 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:39,233 What is wrong with you, Peter? 760 01:14:39,258 --> 01:14:40,998 - It was an accident. 761 01:14:40,999 --> 01:14:42,998 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 762 01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:44,499 - How's this a fucking accident? - GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAND! 763 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,708 This is MY house. 764 01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:49,332 - He's a kid! He's a kid! You killed a fucking hamster? 765 01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:51,624 He's a child, Peter! - I'm going to call the cops 766 01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:54,040 and tell them that a FUCKING WHORE is on my lawn, 767 01:14:54,041 --> 01:14:58,416 and they're going to cart you away. YOU LEFT! YOU LEFT! 768 01:14:58,441 --> 01:14:59,874 - Yes, I left! 769 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:02,207 - So leave! - How could anyone 770 01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:03,999 stay with you? - YOU LEFT! 771 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,332 - Go back to your fucking queer husband and your fucking life! 772 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:11,332 I'm his dad. Where are you? - This is how you take care of him? 773 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:12,543 You left us both, so leave! 774 01:15:12,568 --> 01:15:14,874 This is how you take care of him? Look at him! 775 01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:18,218 Look at him. He's a child. He's just a boy! You can't... 776 01:15:18,243 --> 01:15:19,332 - He's my child. 777 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:24,666 - You may be his dad, but you will never be his fucking father. 778 01:19:08,083 --> 01:19:12,998 That would be great. 779 01:19:12,999 --> 01:19:16,625 Yeah... 780 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,749 Hey! 781 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,958 I don't want that sweaty face cloth 782 01:19:25,959 --> 01:19:30,166 dripping all over my new sheets. 783 01:19:31,959 --> 01:19:34,290 - Who let the Brady Bunch into my room? 784 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:35,999 - Be nice. Larry and the kids 785 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,124 have been looking after you all day. 786 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:42,290 - OK, guys, let's go get Oscar 787 01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:45,959 something to eat. 788 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:59,834 - You have a fever because you've been completely burning up. 789 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:05,624 - I'm never going to get out of here am I? 790 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:08,791 - What are you talking about? 791 01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:11,457 - I got rejected from Joe Blasco 792 01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,998 and I never applied anywhere else 793 01:20:13,999 --> 01:20:17,792 because I am a stubborn idiot. 794 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:22,998 - I'm so sorry. 795 01:20:22,999 --> 01:20:25,916 There's always the makeup diploma 796 01:20:25,917 --> 01:20:27,457 here at Memorial. 797 01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,666 - It's not even about the school, 798 01:20:29,667 --> 01:20:32,332 I just need to get out of here. 799 01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:35,791 - What about Fogo? 800 01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:37,416 - Community college? 801 01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:42,374 - It's not a community college, it's an artist residence. 802 01:20:42,375 --> 01:20:44,874 It's not New York, 803 01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:47,541 but at least you'd be getting away 804 01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:50,749 from your crazy parents. 805 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:54,792 Just think about it. OK? 806 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:58,999 - Mom? 807 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:03,916 What happened to my stuff? 808 01:21:03,917 --> 01:21:05,708 - Whatever was in the driveway, 809 01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:08,998 I threw in the back seat of the car. 810 01:21:08,999 --> 01:21:13,125 - And Buffy? 811 01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:36,959 I'm an asshole. 812 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:42,250 - That explains the new bike, then. 813 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:50,457 - So... 814 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:55,249 It's not New York, but what do you think? 815 01:23:55,250 --> 01:24:00,667 - I think you look happy. 816 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:07,332 I hope you don't get eaten by a seagull. 817 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:11,999 - I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire. 818 01:24:18,999 --> 01:24:20,541 - But you know I'm not 819 01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:23,290 the original hamster from your childhood right? 820 01:24:23,291 --> 01:24:25,165 I mean, it has been 10 years. 821 01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:28,791 Your parents replaced me, like, 4 times. 822 01:24:28,792 --> 01:24:31,374 - What was that? 823 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:33,666 - Oh, nothing. 824 01:24:33,667 --> 01:24:35,999 Goodbye. 825 01:25:27,999 --> 01:25:30,457 - Can I have a dream, dad? 826 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:32,998 - Come on, 827 01:25:32,999 --> 01:25:36,125 you're too old for that now. 828 01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:41,500 It's time for you to start making your own dreams. 829 01:25:42,583 --> 01:25:45,916 You can have anything you want in this world. 830 01:25:45,917 --> 01:25:48,999 Just close your eyes. 831 01:25:52,166 --> 01:25:54,165 I love you, son. 832 01:25:54,166 --> 01:25:56,207 I'm so, so proud of you. 59746

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