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Coach Plummer:
Come on now!
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[ Whistle blows ]
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If you going to play like this,
Simi Valley is going to kill us!
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We're going to get
our asses kicked!
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Absolutely.
Come on, now!
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Hey, y'all eat some spaghetti.
Maybe this will help.
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I want you boys big as hell.
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Pancakes and syrup
in the morning,
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steak and spaghetti
all-day.
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And don't even worry
about it.
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Y'all got years
before that diabetes hit.
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Please don't hurt me!
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Boon-Boon, you're running
the wrong way, son!
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Dang, Boon-Boon, you about
as confused as your damn dad.
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[ Slap ]Oh! Nigga!
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[ Groovy music playing ]Damn, you sure looking good
there, Ms. Tudi.
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Nigga, stop pushing up on me
with your married ass.
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I don't do that.
Get on now.
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[ Music stops, resumes ]Go on!
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[ Music stops ]
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Jesus, these kids are terrible.
You know that?
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Aw, Ms. Tudi,
they ain't that bad.
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They just need
a little practice.
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-They need boot camp!
-Mm-hmm.
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Back in the days,
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them black Compton Devils
used to beat the hell
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out of them sons-of-cops
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.
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Oh, so, wait a minute.
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That little fat boy is
a little fat girl?
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Aww, no.
That's Brenda.
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She was struggling
with her weight a little bit.
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That's why her mama put her
on the team.
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Well, damn.
How fat was she before?
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Hey! Whoo!
My number hit!
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[ Laughing ]
Hey, thank you, Jesus!
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Hey, I ain't got nothing
to do with that.
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Don't thank me.
Pops don't play games of chance.
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How much you win, baby?
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$2,000.
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[ Laughing ]
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AmBro: Damn.
And if I was a betting man,
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I'd bet on those
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.
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You know Ms. Emma got them
10-to-1 favorite
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down at the pool hall.
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Uh, hey, baby. Why don't you let
Mama hold on to that?
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No way.
And please,
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don't nobody tell Shalinka
about the money.
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I mean,
I'm up on my payments,
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but, man, that woman
want everything.
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Those are
your kids, Boon.
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Hey, Jesus, here she comes, man.
Quick, take the money.
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I don't want nothing
to do with that deception, bruh!
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What was that envelope you had
in your hand, Boonie?
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Boonie:
What envelope?
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Stop lying.
I saw the damn envelope,
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and it smelled
like you had money in it.
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Let me see your hands.
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Mom!
[ Crying ]
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What?!
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Uh, you know
she gonna take that money.
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Better go
and slide it to me.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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I know something up
with your ass.
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I know it. But you can trust
I'm going to find out.
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I want to apologize
for my little attitude earlier,
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because
I was thinking.
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You don't care about your wife,
why should I?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Mmm! Mmm, that's what
I'm talking about.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Mmm, mmm.
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Been waiting on you
like a check.
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Mmm, damn.
These legs sure are spicy.
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Not as spicy as the legs
I'm looking at right now.
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No, no, no.
Don't touch just yet.
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Unh-unh, nigga.
You better get up!
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Annabelle!
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Annabelle, my ass,
nigga!
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Telling me you had
a damn coaches' meeting.
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The only game I see you working
on is your damn mack game.
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My bad!
My bad, queen!
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Wait a minute,
this is your husband?
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Nigga! You married?! Oh!
You -- You wrong.
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Damn right he is.
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And there ain't going to be
no more coaching.
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Let's go.
Let's go!
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Okay, baby!Let's go!
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Let's go!It's over!
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh!
Oh, my goodness.
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You got that bitch here
just in time!
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Part one
worked like a charm.
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Now on to part two.
Part two!
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Got to find a coach
that knows how to win.
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You know the game is tomorrow?
Who do you have in mind?
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Jesus, can I ask you
a question?
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Well, sure.
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Is winning bad?
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Of course not.
Pops loves victory --
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as long as it comes
through Him.
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Just ask
the big homie Moses.
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Okay, Moses.
Um, 'cause it's just that
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I'm so worried about
the damn Devils.
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[ Voice breaking ]
They little self-esteem
is just so bruised up
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from all the losses.
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And...[crying]
Boon-Boon said
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he don't know if he should
go on living anymore!
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No!
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He say that?
Yeah.
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A-And it's just that I know
how you care about the kids,
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and they need a coach
that cares...like you.
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Hmm?!Jesus, they need you.
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[ Sniffles, sobs ]
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I don't know, Ms. Tudi.
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You know I call bingo
for the elderly
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down at the Loving Life home
on Fridays.
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Nigga, it's only
for one game...
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and -- and until we find
a real replacement.
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[ Groans ]
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You could smoke mine.
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Mm-hmm.
Ms. Tudi.
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Hm?
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You know God sent me here
to service people.
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You know
what I'm saying?
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You know
I love them kids.
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[ Laughs ]
So, Friday night, huh?
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Friday it is.
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All right.All right.
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Time for part three.Mm-hmm, that's right.
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Ms. Emma!Hey, Tudi,
what's going on?
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What's going on,
honey?
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Lloyd.
Howdy-do.
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[ Chuckles ]
Hey listen, Ms. Emma,
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Lloyd and I would like to get in
on a Damn Devils game.
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Oh, no, no. I'm not taking
any more action on that game.
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Everybody and their mama
got the Skull Crushers winning,
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whipping their ass!No, no, no, no,
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not the Skull Crushers.
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We want to put money
on the Damn Devils.
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Damn Devils!
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Oh. Tudi?
Hm?
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I know Lloyd
ain't got no sense.
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But since when you smoking
your own stash?
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That don't make
no sense.
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$2,000 do?[ Laughs ]
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$2,050 --
I got my $50 in there.
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All right, you
big baller, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
My balls are huge.
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I might be sick.
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Okay, whatever.
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Man, this is the easiest money
I have ever made.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Now, look here --
All we need now is
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a little bit
of insurance.
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Now you're talking.
Look here --
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I don't want nothing to happen
to my $50.
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What do you have
in mind?
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♪♪
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Wow.
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♪♪
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Man: All right, boys.
Break it up.
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♪♪
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Lunch Lady Lloyd -- I mean,
Lloydia -- ready to work!
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I didn't hear about
anybody new starting today.
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Uh, you might be
at the wrong school.
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Let me call down
to the office
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and make sure you
at the right place.
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Hold on.
Just a minute.
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You know how they always
be messing up. [ Chuckles ]
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
La Lodia?
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
What?
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A newborn baby
in the freezer!
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Oh, my God!
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Not again!
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Hey, look.
What?
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Ow! Aah!
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Here you go,
cutie pie.
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♪ Espionage, sabotage
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♪ Espionage, sabotage
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♪ Espionage
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Hey! Where's my Gatorade?!
It's game day!
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Right away, Coach.
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♪♪
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Mm-hmm.
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Gatorade?
More like "Hater-ade".
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♪♪
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♪ I'm going to screw
them little kids up ♪
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♪ I'm going to screw
those little kids ♪
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They're going to
be dizzy! Dizzy!
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Ahh!
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Oh, here you go.
Here we go.
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Here we go.
Lookie here, y'all.
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Ain't that a pretty color?
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Aah, drink up now.
Drink up.
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Future-cop assholes.
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[ Gulping ]
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There you go.
Come on over here.
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Get you some of that.
Yeah. Come on.
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Drink up, you little,
future cop.
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[ Cheering ]
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Bless this day
that Pops has made!
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Hey, your Pops
made this day,
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but he also made those mean,
little cop-puppies
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that's about
to kill our kid.
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I hope you brought
a bus-load of miracles with you,
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because we're going to
need them, nigga.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Announcer:
Welcome to Daryl Gates Field,
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home of the Simi Valley
Skull Crushers.
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We welcome
the Compton Damn Devils.
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Let me remind
all you fans out there --
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Lock your car
before the game starts,
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and the state has
no liability
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for anything stolen
in the meantime.
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♪♪
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Hey, hey, hey!
Break it up, now!
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Lloyd! Lloyd! The hell did you
give them, huh? Steroids?
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Listen to a man
who been drunk for 40 years.
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I don't give a damn
if it's booze or sugar.
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It's got to crash.
Always have, always will.
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They better crash fast,
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because the game starts
in 20 minutes.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, coach.
Keep it clean out there.
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We packing, too.
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Well, I hope you have
a permit for that, son.
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Yeah, I got
a permit for it.
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Got a permit
for this one, too, bitch.
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Coach Whiteman.Hey, Coach Whiteman.
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How you doing?
I'm Coach Jesus.
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You have such
a lovely stadium --
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Hey, hey.
What'd you say?
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I said I'm Jesus.But you're black.
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See, that's only 'cause
some churches altered my image
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to better connect
with my message.
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Why, how silly
is that?
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'Cause I'm like, everybody's
brother. You feel me?
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Up high.Listen here, lunatic.
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That hip-hoppity jive talk
may work down in Compton,
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but you're
in the Simi Valley now.
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And we do it
American-style.
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We worship Jesus --
the real Jesus --
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blue-eyed and white!
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Maybe slightly sun-kissed
in the summer,
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but not a shade darker!
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All right, visiting coach,
call it in the air.
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Heads.
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It's heads.
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah.
251
00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:05,846
You know what, Coach Whiteman?
Where are my manners?
252
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,641
Here, you take the ball,
brother. You can go first.
253
00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,333
Oh, that was
your first mistake.
Okay, bro.
254
00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:11,507
No, your first mistake
was talking that
255
00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,992
"I am Jesus" bullshit.Whatever, bro.
256
00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,339
No, no. That was
your second mistake.
257
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,824
Your third mistake
was giving us the ball.
258
00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,032
You know what
your first mistake was?
259
00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:21,517
I have no idea, bro.
260
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:25,038
Showing up.[ Whistle blows ]
261
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,936
Shalinka,
what's wrong?
262
00:10:26,971 --> 00:10:28,938
Boonie dumb-ass
brought Margarita mix
263
00:10:28,973 --> 00:10:30,768
instead of Capri Sun.
264
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:33,356
They was on sale!
What?!
265
00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:36,497
You just grab
this little Capri Sun straw
266
00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:39,017
and stick it in
like that.
267
00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,950
I'm telling you --
It's the same shit!
268
00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:43,332
No, it's not.
Not if you can read, Boon.
269
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:45,575
Look, Shalinka. Don't even trip.
It's all good.
270
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,956
It ain't all good,
Jesus!
271
00:10:46,991 --> 00:10:49,959
We ain't got no Capri Suns
for the damn game!
272
00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:51,892
The bag is empty!
273
00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,653
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
274
00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:01,384
[ Chuckles ]Thank the Lord.
275
00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:04,042
-Thank you, Jesus.
-Thanks, Jesus.
-Thanks, Coach Christ.
276
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,595
I haven't seen you
cramp up like this, son.
277
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,357
Keep drinking
that Gatorade.
278
00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:10,808
Don't worry. I've prepared you
for this adversity.
279
00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,706
When you were baptized,
280
00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:15,398
I had the preacher
dip your balls in holy water.
281
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,676
All right?
282
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,574
[ Whistle blows ]Circle it up!
283
00:11:18,608 --> 00:11:20,714
Yeah. Yeah!
284
00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:23,510
Oh, I love
this intensity. Yeah!
285
00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:25,719
Yeah! All right, Clay,
put your mouth guard in.
286
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,410
You're going to bite
through your damn lip.
287
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,895
Come on. Aah!!
288
00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:30,620
All: Aah!!
289
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,899
Now, before we get out here,
we're going to take a moment
290
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,556
and thank Pops
for bringing us all together
291
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:37,731
on this beautiful
Friday afternoon, right?
292
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:41,873
Dear real Jesus,
help us destroy our enemies,
293
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:45,566
weaken their bones,
embarrass their ancestors.
294
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,430
I ain't gonna
do that, Coach!
295
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:50,019
Let's keep this thing positive!
It's about the kids!
296
00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:52,746
I'll pray the way
I want to pray!
297
00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,575
How the hell
did he hear that?
298
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:58,441
Look, guys. Pops got
something good for everybody.
299
00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,892
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody's a winner with Pops!
300
00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:03,757
Rain down righteous fury.
Make them bleed.
301
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,863
Destroy the false prophet!
302
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:08,382
This dude needs to chill.
What the f--
303
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,592
Oh. My bad, kids.
I keep getting distracted.
304
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,733
Can your boy get an "amen"?All: Amen.
305
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,735
Amen!All: Amen!
306
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,565
Yeah! Let's go!
Let's go!
307
00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:20,947
All right, pimps, let's go out
here and make some friends!
308
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:24,985
Yeah! Yeah!
Be compassionate!
309
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,816
Brenda, girl, what is you doing
sitting over there?!
310
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,921
Girl, you're supposed to be
on kick-off.
311
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,543
Go on.
Get up out there, girl!
312
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:33,856
Why am I so weird?
313
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:38,688
I'm a girl.
I should be a cheerleader,
314
00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:41,933
but I love football.
315
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,694
You know what?
I was talking to Pops earlier,
316
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:48,284
and He told me to tell you
that He got a plan for you.
317
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,666
Brenda, ain't nobody
like you,
318
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,702
and you ain't like
nobody else.
319
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,152
You's a one-of-one.
320
00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:56,292
All you got to do is
put your trust in Him,
321
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:59,295
and go on, get yours, baby,
'cause you know He love you.
322
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,988
[ Chuckling ]
Go ahead, girl!
323
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,645
[ Cheering ]
324
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:11,791
♪♪
325
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:18,832
♪♪
326
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,146
Coach Whiteman:
Son, get the ball!
327
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,182
Hey. Hey, what the hell
you doing?!
328
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,840
♪♪
329
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,842
Come on! Block!
82, let's go!
330
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,948
What the --
Get up! Come on!
331
00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:33,640
I told you.
The crash is upon us.
332
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:34,814
What crash?
333
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,850
Oh, baby, look
what I go for you.
334
00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,992
Oh, this is kiwi strawberry.
Thanks, Mama.
335
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,304
All right, baby.
336
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,375
♪♪
337
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,859
Boy: 3, 18! 3, 18!
338
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,343
Hut! Hut!
339
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:54,868
♪♪
340
00:13:54,903 --> 00:14:02,220
♪♪
341
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:05,154
Yeah! Yeah, way to run
that block, Brenda! Do that!
342
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:08,088
That's it, Boon-Boon!
Run it down, Boon!
343
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:11,091
Touchdown!That's my little man
right there!
344
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,197
Announcer:
Touchdown for the Damn Devils.
345
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,337
♪♪
346
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,063
What's the matter
with you?!
347
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,754
Come on!
Get over here! Hustle!
348
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:22,033
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
349
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:25,036
I want you to rip those
sons-of-convicts' faces off!
350
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,694
Blood makes
the grass grow!
351
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:32,354
♪♪
352
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:36,599
Go! Go!
Go, Brenda!
353
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:39,740
Yeah!
354
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,226
Big girl looking like
Marshawn Lynch out there!
355
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,744
[ Chuckles ]
356
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:48,128
♪♪
357
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,785
[ Whistle blows ]
358
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,063
You were right about that crash.
Them fucking is out.
359
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:54,894
[ Chuckling ]
We got money coming now, baby.
360
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,724
[ Gospel playing ]
361
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,139
Where Jesus going?
362
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,210
Lord, I hope
he's not about to do
363
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,040
what I think
he's going to do.
364
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,593
What he going to do?
365
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,250
[ Children groaning ]
366
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,803
Damn it!
He's doing it!
367
00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:09,909
Why does he have to be
so fucking compassionate?!
368
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,290
Well, he better not be
compassionate with my money!
369
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:15,915
Nigga, your money?!
I count $20,000 I could lose!
370
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,157
What about my $50?!
371
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,987
Oh, yeah! Let's go!
372
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,679
Yeah, let's
go get them!
373
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,646
Good luck
in the second half, Coach.
374
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,269
It will be
a better one.
375
00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:28,306
Keep hustling.
376
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:32,138
Damn, that was
kind of Jesus-esque.
377
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,761
No. Nah, it can't be.
378
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:36,970
♪♪
379
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,007
[ Whistle blows ]
380
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,802
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on! Get him! Get him!
381
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:43,632
[ Whistle blows ]
382
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,773
Touchdown! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
383
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,844
Announcer:
Touchdown, Skull Crushers!
384
00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:50,984
Good score, kids!
Good score!
385
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:53,814
Good score?! Really, Jesus?
You let them back in the game!
386
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,299
Why the fuck
would you do that?!
387
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,197
All right, field unit,
get out there! Come on!
388
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,130
All right, let's go,
fellas.
389
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,684
Oh, damn!
My $50 is good as gone.
390
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:03,169
Wait. Wait.
Wait a second.
391
00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:07,000
If Jesus can use his miracles
to heal their team,
392
00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:08,622
then how come
we can't pray
393
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,659
for him to do a favor
for our team?
394
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,316
Absolutely right,
Ms. Tudi.
395
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,145
I'm going to send all my prayers
to Jesus right now.
396
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,665
Jesus!
[ Sobbing ] Jesus!
397
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,908
Hey! Hey! I need
all you mother fuckers
398
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,842
to pray that the kick
don't go through them uprights.
399
00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:25,018
Hear?! Pray!
400
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,675
What?!
401
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:29,195
I ain't never see you pray
for nobody but yourself!
402
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:31,818
Nigga, would you shut up
and let me pray?
403
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:36,029
♪♪
404
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:39,860
Jesus, please don't let that
ball go through them upright.
405
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,759
Lord, please let that ball
go to the right.
406
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,692
-Please.
-Go to the right.
-Go to the right.
407
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,763
Black Jesus: Veer to the right.
Veer to the right with it.
408
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,040
Holy Jesus,
straighten out that kick!
409
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,146
No, no. Straight.
straighten it out there.
410
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,595
Straight! Straight!
Straight!
411
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,735
Ah, well.
So, Pops' will will be done.
412
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,082
No!
413
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,739
Hey, it worked, y'all!
414
00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:58,776
Let them pray
to their fake black Jesus.
415
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,951
I'll pray
to the real Jesus.
416
00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:04,678
Jesus, it's me,
Coach Whiteman.
417
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:06,887
We need a miracle.
A turnover now!
418
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:09,649
A turnover?It's for the children.
419
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,206
Jesus.
Whatever you're doing, don't.
420
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,759
Don't. Please.
421
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,072
I can't resist a prayer
for the children.
422
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,182
[ Whistle blows ]
423
00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:26,907
Touchdown!
424
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:28,978
Announcer:
Touchdown, Skull Crushers!
425
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,982
We got to override that
asshole's prayers to Jesus here.
426
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:37,780
Hey, I need all of y'all to pray
your fucking asses off! Pray!
427
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,128
Mom, chill out.
It's just a game.
428
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,130
What do you mean, just a game?
I got $50 in there!
429
00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:43,924
She got $2,000!
430
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,376
10-to-1 odds? Whoo, that's a lot
of money in your purse.
431
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,965
Wait a second.
My $2,000?
432
00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,381
I gave you that money
so Shalinka couldn't spend it,
433
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,728
and you waste it
on a bet?!
434
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,903
What you mean
you hiding money from me?
435
00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,767
Why you think we sugared up
them boys before the game?
436
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,838
What do they call it Ms. Tudi?
Insurance?
437
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,322
Yeah, yeah.
It was insurance.
438
00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:03,910
What money, Boonie?
439
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:06,119
Guys, we're missing
the last play!
440
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,259
♪♪
441
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:12,125
Please, Jesus. Let us recover
this outside kick.
442
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,334
Please let him
fumble the ball.
Please!
443
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:16,750
Black Jesus: No, fumble it.
Fumble it. Fumble it.
444
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,615
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
445
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:23,757
Whoo! It worked!
It worked! Whoo!
446
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,967
Lord, grant her the stupidity
to lateral that boy again.
447
00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:29,625
Lateral it again.
448
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,179
Yes!
449
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,319
Jesus, I'm going to need you
to help our kids.
450
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:35,010
Black Jesus:
Ms. Tudi, they all my kids.
451
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,149
Nigga,
I'm praying to you!
452
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,357
Is that what this is?
453
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,014
Is that what the fucking
you think this is?
454
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:40,843
Some Oprah shit?
You get a miracle!
455
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,949
You get a miracle!
You get a miracle! You --
456
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,364
Man, fuck that.
I'm done.
457
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:46,021
This shit is
out of my hands.
458
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,644
[ Cheering ]
459
00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:50,301
[ Crowd groans ]
460
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:53,166
Shalinka:
They dropped the ball!
461
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,651
Ms. Tudi: The other way!
The other way!
462
00:18:55,686 --> 00:18:58,171
There other way!This way!
463
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,001
There you go!
464
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,900
White Jesus!
465
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,213
Make Grandma some money!
466
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:09,320
Boonie: Yeah,
that's my boy right there!
467
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:12,323
Fuck it.
I'll intercede myself!
468
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:15,844
Aaah!!
469
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,328
♪♪
470
00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:19,019
Man: Touchdown!
471
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:24,232
[ Cheers and applause ]
472
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,682
[ Whistle blows ]
473
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,306
Announcer:
Final score is 21-14.
474
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:33,206
♪♪
475
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:37,866
Jesus. I think
I got my skull crushed.
476
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,764
I think
you're right, pimp.
477
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,663
But Pops said
no more miracles today,
478
00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:44,217
so I suggest
your ass call 911.
479
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,115
Modern medicine is about
as miraculous
480
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,704
as your ass is gonna
get today.
481
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,258
Thanks for coaching,
Jesus.
482
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,949
I didn't know
I could do all that.
483
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,261
Me either.
484
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,677
Hey, all you kids
got potential.
485
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:58,335
Pops blessed you all
with the spirit to shine.
486
00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:02,580
So shine...while we celebrate
with this pizza!
487
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,100
[ Laughs ]
Come on, pimps.
488
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,758
Eat up! Eat up! It's plenty.
It's enough for everybody.
489
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,587
What's up, playboys?
490
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,244
Come over here
and get some of this pizza.
491
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,108
Come break bread
with your boy.
492
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:15,904
Come on. Get some of this pizza,
pimp. It's gluten-free!
493
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:23,083
♪♪
494
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:25,362
Now, remember
this moment, kids,
495
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,917
because despite the fact that we
on different football teams,
496
00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:32,369
we all on God's team.
Dig that.
497
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,785
And looking at y'all's faces,
I can tell
498
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,304
that yours will be
the generation
499
00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,272
that end all this crap
between the blacks and whites,
500
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,825
the Comptons
and the police.
501
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,241
You'll bring it all together
502
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,277
like some real players
like you know we is.
503
00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:46,245
Can I get an amen?All: Amen.
504
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,936
Let's eat!
[ Chuckles ]
505
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,766
Ms. Tudi:
Oh, yes! Amen!
506
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,941
Oh, full of joy!
Full of joy!
507
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:54,598
Praise Pops.
What's happening, Ms. Tudi?
508
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:55,978
For the first time,
Jesus,
509
00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:58,947
your heavenly ass
has made me some money!
510
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,604
Me, too!
511
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,916
Oh, y'all talking
about that bet.
Mm-hmm.
512
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:06,023
Ms. Tudi, you know gambling
only leads to pain and hardship.
513
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,680
So, I went by
Ms. Emma's
514
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,302
and asked her to give me
the money back.
515
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:10,959
Good, it's
my money, anyway.
516
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:14,342
Hey, nigga!
I see you!
517
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:17,034
"Lloydia", my ass!
518
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,760
Aah!You old sucker!
519
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,969
I'mma get you!
I'mma get you!
520
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,282
You need to give me
some of that, Boonie.
521
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,111
All of y'all can chill,
'cause I told you
522
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:28,010
that money won't do nothing,
but bring you grief and sorrow.
523
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:31,704
Them 20 stacks?
To quote Pops' newest angel,
524
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,637
"Mo' money,
mo' problems".
525
00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:38,055
What did you do
with the $2,050?
526
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,989
New uniforms
and new coach!
527
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:44,682
[ Cheers and applause ]
528
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:46,235
Thanks, Jesus.
529
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,893
Ain't all this love better
than some ill-gotten gains?
530
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,345
No! Ill-gotten gains
are way better!
531
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,623
Right! I agree with Boonie
this time!
532
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,834
You know what? You lucky!
You lucky I ain't got a cross!
533
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:00,698
Black Jesus: Hey, Ms. Tudi.
There's kids out here.
534
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:03,183
Victory on three!
1, 2, 3!
535
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,184
All: Victory!
536
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,979
1, 2, 3!
Victory!
537
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,223
[ Whistle blows ]
538
00:22:08,257 --> 00:22:17,336
♪♪
539
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:26,345
♪♪
540
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:35,630
♪♪
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