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[ Hysterical laughter ]
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Nessa: Look, look,
look, look, look!
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[ Laughter continues ]
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Look, look!
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-What's this, bitch?!
-They're mine, bitch!
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-Ah!
-Ahh, my shoulder!
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Man, it ain't that
Pop damn funny, man.
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Oh, man,
that's my mama,
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and when the old girl
kung-fu her ass,
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that shit got me
fuck up.
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[ Laughs ]No, Jesus is right,
though.
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We should not take pleasure
in Ms. Tudi's pain.
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[ Laughing ]
But that shit
right there...
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Ms. Tudi:
Oh!
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-She Jackie Chan'd her ass!
-Woo-tah!
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[ Laughs ]
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How you gonna put your mom
on World Star like that?
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She already
'hood infamous.
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Now she 'bout to be
black-famous. [ Laughs ]
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Who the fuck
said I wanted some
nigga-riety, nigga?
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Black Jesus:
Damn, Ms. Tudi,
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you over there
all hurt up and things.
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Come here, girl.
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Come catch these
healing hands, huh?
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[ Celestial tinkling ]
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Go and take that off.
Feel good, don't it, huh?
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Ooh, come on,
now, nigga. Unh!
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[ Laughs ]
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You know this
never would've happened
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if you wasn't
caught stealing.
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I didn't steal nothing,
hear?
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I was returning a wig
that I purchased.
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They got this damn
no-return policy,
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so I threw it in her face
and took the one I wanted.
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Hey, Mama, I didn't know
you still wear wig.
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Oh, nigga, I just use 'em
for random hook-ups
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and when I'm doing
sexual role-play.
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You know you got to pretend
to be somebody else
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with these niggas.Yeah!
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[ Both laughing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Jesus, I am tired of this
Korean Mafia bitch, hear?
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They owning our community,
running our shit.
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They control where
we buy our hair.
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They control where
we get our nails done.
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They even control
where we get our liquor.
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All the things that make
black women feel beautiful.
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Nothing makes me feel better
than a mani-pedi,
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fresh hair, and some
Darby's Special Reserve.
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[ Laughs ]
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What about the word,
though, Nessa?
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What about that?
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Look, you're right.
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I just -- I need
a new weave to get
up in the club.
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Ms. Tudi:
Mm-hmm.
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Ms. Tudi, why don't you
open up your own wig store?
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What, you mean like
sell hair to my own people?
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All you got to do is
slide down into the bank
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and apply for
one of them loans
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that they give to women
and minorities all day.
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Do that,
and you in like Flynn!
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I mean, it sound good, Jesus,
but it ain't gonna --
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mnh-mnh,
it ain't gonna work.
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It ain't gonna work.
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Nessa, where's Shalinka?
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I don't know.
Try her house, AmBro.
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Roger that.
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[ Door opens and closes ]
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What he want with Link?
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He probably
tryin' to fuck.
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Oh, my bad, Jesus.
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I meant,
uh, fornicate.
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He ain't her type
anyway.
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Boonie, anybody breathing
is Shalinka type
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if she fucking
with you.
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Jesus, let's go
and talk about
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this business
minority loan.
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[ Sighs ]
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-Ms. Tudi.
-What?
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We smoked all that kush
in the car
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and you still sitting
up here stressing?
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Ain't nobody gonna give me
no loan to start no business.
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Credit's all fucked up.
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It's just so bad that
my grandkids are in debt.
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Why don't we just go
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before I get embarrassed
up in here?
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Ms. Tudi,
you are really,
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really fucking up
my high right now.
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I'm on a good one,
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and you're really
fucking my shit off
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with all
your disbelief and doubt.
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Come on, Pop's got
a path for you.
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He wouldn't bring you to it
and not bring you through it.
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Have some faith.
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Laverne:
Good morning.
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I was...
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Oh, this bitch.
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-Oh, hell no, bitch!
-Well, what you gonna do?
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-No.
-Really?
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-No, come on, then.
-Well, we can do it again.
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fuck
Laverne! Laverne!
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So good seeing you.
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We haven't seen you
since the party
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where we had
such a great time.[ Celestial tinkling ]
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Oh, the -- the party.
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Yes, yes.
-Yeah.
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We did have a wonderful time,
didn't we?Yeah!
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[ Laughing ]
We sure did, girl.
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Laverne: Let me check
your FICO score.
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[ Typing ]
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[ Computer beeping ]
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-Mm, mm, mm.
-What?
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This is the lowest
I've ever seen.
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Well, damn.
What's the score?
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It's a 420.
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Laverne,
do your savior a solid
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and check that score
one more again, hmm?
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[ Celestial tinkling ]
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Okay.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Harp playing ]
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Oh, that --
that's odd.What?
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That says "820,"
not "420."
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Hallelujah!
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Thank you, Jesus!
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Don't thank me.
That's all Pops.
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Well, listen,
Ms. Tudi,
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I'mma make sure that you can
get your money tomorrow.
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I'mma put a rush on it
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[ Whispering ]
before these white folks
change the rules.
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They crucify a brother.
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[ Whispering ]
That's why we
got to stay woke.
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We got to stay woke.
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-Stay woke.
-We have to stick together.
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You got some weed?
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Ah! Ee! Ooh! Ah![ Bedsprings creaking ]
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Here we go, faster.
[ Panting ]
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[ Creaking intensifies ]
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[ Howling ]
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Ahhh.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Yeah.
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I broke you off, right?
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Yeah, that was great.
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What you talking about,
"great"?
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That was amazing!
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Best you ever had!
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That was splendiferous!
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Spell it.
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That's what I thought.
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Boy, you can't give me
what you can't spell.
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But you can
do something for me.
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Link, no.
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I can't breathe
down there.
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A brother got adenoids.
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I ain't talkin'
about that, silly.
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Sign these.What's this?
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A life-insurance
policy.
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Oh. How much I get
when you die?
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Nigga, that's on your life,
not mine.
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I can't sign that.
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Why not?
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All you gonna do when I die
is use the money
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to buy some other brother
a chain.
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What the mother fuck?
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Boy, did you get
sex-dehydrated again?
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This don't have
nothing to do
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with some imaginary dude
in a chain.
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It's about your kids.
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With this, Boonie, you'll be
doing more for them dead
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than you do alive.
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And you ain't even
got to do nothing.
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Nothing but die.
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Absolutely.
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But think about it,
nigga -- you fat,
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you probably got
Type-9 diabetes,
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your mama
got a short temper
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and a happy-ass
trigger finger,
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so death comin'
for your ass, Boon.
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Sign the damn papers.
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It's for the kids,
right?
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Yes, for the kids!
Damn!
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♪♪
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Jesus, you know what?
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That loan did not go as far
as I thought it would.
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With the utilities
and the lease and the --
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I barely had enough money
to get decent hair.
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Don't worry about nothing,
Ms. Tudi.
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Look at it! It's coming
together beautifully!
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Pop's gonna provide.
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Hey, well, he need
to provide security.
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That Korean Bitch Mafia
been eyeballin' us all day.
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[ Gong crashes ]Mama, I don't even
know why you opened up
business around them.
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Oh, relax, Boonie.
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There's plenty of
heads in need of
hair around here.
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You know what?
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I want them to know that
they ain't the only ones
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that can profit from our
European standards of beauty.
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Hell, I deserve some of that
self-hatred money, too.
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You know what?
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I think we'll love ourselves
a whole lot more
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if artists
dropped lyrics
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like the Songs of Solomon
dropped verses.
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And I quote --
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"You are altogether
beautiful, my love.
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There is no flaw
in you."
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[ Smooches ]
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Thank you.
[ Laughs ]
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-That is beautiful.
-Ain't it, though?
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But, nigga,
you wearing a perm.
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Ain't no way your hair
naturally that color.
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Man, you gonna quit
disrespecting me, Boonie.
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I keep telling you, man,
this ain't no perm.
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I just hit my shit
with a flat iron.
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My mom half-Galilean.
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What did the pimp
tell the ho with
two broken arms?
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[ Bell tinkles ]What the fuck?
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Hey, don't trip, Boon.
I got this.
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Koreans like talking
in riddles and proverbs.
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Pan Ji-Ho,
what did the pimp say
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to the lady
with two broken arms?
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Nothing.
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He broke her arms.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Whipping sound,
laughter stops ]
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Are you going to make me
repeat myself
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about showing your face
around here?
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Because I got another
broken arm for you.
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Bitch, I ain't afraid
of no ass-kickin'.
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But I got something
for you.
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Boonie: Ha, ha, ha!
What's up, Mom?Mm-hmm.
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Karate
against bullets.
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I like our odds.
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I thought your viral
humiliation might've
taught you a lesson,
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but it looks like you're gonna
have to learn the hard way
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unless you want to take
your stuff and leave right now!
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Ho, ho, ho!
No, ho.
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I have just as much right
to be here as you do.
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Maybe you should leave.
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Ha! My family has
sold wigs in Compton
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since Penny got
burnt by that iron.
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You think you can put us
out of business
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selling this cheap,
synthetic crap?!
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Oh, Lord!
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Synthetic?
-What?
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Ms. Tudi,
you selling doll hair?
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It is fine,
machine-engineered tresses.
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Made in Taiwan?
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You bad for
my organization, Tudi.
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Don't make me
split your wig.
252
00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,786
Huh, shows how much
you know.
253
00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:08,927
My mom only wears wigs
when she getting her freak on --
254
00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:10,791
Boonie!
Don't help.
255
00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,068
You be out by the 1st.
256
00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:14,795
That's when I make
my good EBT money.
257
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:20,145
[ Speaking Korean ]
258
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,734
Hmm!
259
00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:24,080
[ Bell tinkles ]
260
00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:26,669
My name in vain!
261
00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,946
It's only hair.
262
00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:31,778
It's way more
than that now.
263
00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:34,919
I'm gonna have to
step up my game.
264
00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,749
Men:
Labor! Labor! Labor!
265
00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,786
No se, no se today,
baby.
266
00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,926
[ Men shouting ]
267
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,239
That's what I want
right there!
268
00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:46,378
Hey!
269
00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,242
Y'all want to make
some dick-free money?
270
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:50,659
Yeah? All right.
I need six.
271
00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:52,902
All right, come on.
272
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,248
In the back.
273
00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,181
Come on, hoes!
Got to go!
274
00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,597
Got to make some money!
275
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,360
Hey, Boon,
276
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,397
I don't know about Ms. Tudi
and this wig-shop business.
277
00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,814
Nigga,
it was your idea.
278
00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,988
I know, and Pops
green-lit it, too,
279
00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:13,820
but, ah, that Korean Lady Mafia,
they ain't playin'.
280
00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,097
Nessa:
They don't play.
281
00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,270
I remember when
the beauty shop I go to
282
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,100
tried to have
their own nail booth,
283
00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,998
then all of a sudden,
the nail chick got arrested
284
00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,828
for passing out
bad checks.
285
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,002
Now what does that
sound like?
286
00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:25,970
The bitch was passing out
bad checks.
287
00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:29,007
Uh, it is a crime,
Nessa.Is it, though?
288
00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,733
Or has that
Korean Bitch Mafia
289
00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:33,874
just monopolized
the crusty-ass-feet industry?
290
00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:35,876
I know that
I'd be walking around here
291
00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:38,154
wearing boots every summer
if it wasn't for them.
292
00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,708
Ugh, that's gross!
293
00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,433
Don't talk about feet
while I'm eating.
294
00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:43,021
Hey, Boon,
you ever figure out
295
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,747
what was going on
between them two?
296
00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,750
Nah, man.
Why don't you tell me?
297
00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,890
Boon, you know everything
will be revealed in time.
298
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:52,444
Oh, man, I hate when you get
all Biblically mysterious
299
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,757
when I want
to know something.
300
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,448
Ain't no mystery there,
Boonie.
301
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:57,829
You're about
to be replaced.
302
00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,900
Heh! I ain't
about to be replaced.
303
00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,972
Not the way I
put it down,
goddamn it.
304
00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,077
[ Laughing ]
305
00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,044
Even though Link
has been acting --
306
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,840
she's been acting
a little strange lately.What's you mean?
307
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,118
She took out a
life-insurance
policy on me.
308
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,845
You know, AmBro used to be
a mercenary back in the war.
309
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,398
He used to kill people
for money.
310
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,400
Now, that shit
you can tell me?
311
00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,264
That shit was
a long time ago, though.
312
00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:22,371
I wonder, do he still
do murder-for-hire?
313
00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:25,512
Link did say I
was better off
dead than alive.
314
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,410
Oh, damn!
315
00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,860
My cousin finna
have you killed
316
00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,482
for the insurance money.
317
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,484
Oh, she about
to come up!
318
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,452
[ Laughs ]
319
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,489
[ Bell tinkles ]
320
00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:41,493
Man! Ms. Tudi really
boffed up one time.
321
00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,012
There's more wigs
and weaves in here
322
00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:45,221
than the NBA
All-Star Weekend.
323
00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:48,293
Yep, it's gonna be a lot of
nappy-headed babies born
324
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,952
behind all
this deceitfulness.[ Laughs ]
325
00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:55,093
Boon, you need to go
come to terms with
your lamb's wool.
326
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,026
God made it beautiful,
too, boy.
327
00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:59,166
Ms. Tudi:
You stealing from me?
328
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,996
Woman:
Oh! Ow! Oh!
329
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,963
Huh?
Ow, I'm sorry,
Ms. Tudi.
330
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,344
No, it grows like that,
I swear!Oh, it grows like that.
331
00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,415
It always has!It grows like that, bitch?
You think I'm stupid?
332
00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:08,382
This is Peruvian hair.
It don't match your bush!
333
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,040
I knew I should've
never hired a ho
that don't wax.
334
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:14,147
Listen up! I want all
you hoes to wax, you hear me?
335
00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:16,425
Front to back, and
I mean I want that shit
336
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,220
clean as
a bowling alley!
Ahh!
337
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:19,428
Gimme that.
Ugh!
Ow!
338
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,981
What in Pop's name
is going on here?
339
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,362
[ Scissors snip ][ Screams ]
340
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,536
Get on back to work!
341
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:27,574
Listen, you saw
Ho here threatening me.
342
00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,024
She wanted me
to shut down.
343
00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,508
She gonna
call out my product.
344
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,785
But you know what?
345
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,269
I ain't going down
like that.
346
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,546
Oh, no, no, no.
347
00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:35,893
So you know
what I did?
348
00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,515
I called my
underground connection,
349
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,932
and that's why we got this
beautiful shipment of hair.
350
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,832
Ha!Not those nefarious
hair smugglers.
351
00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:46,213
Do you even know where
they get their hair from?
352
00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:48,457
♪♪
353
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,977
[ Sword slashes ]
354
00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:54,394
[ Clippers buzzing ]
355
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,225
[ Cat screeches ]
356
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,503
[ Clippers buzzing ]
357
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:04,887
[ Cat meows ]
358
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,440
Jesus, listen,
I know you mad.
I know, I know.
359
00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:07,856
But you saw that bitch.
360
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:08,995
And I'm not gonna
let the KBM
361
00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,444
just what, run me up
out of here?
362
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,308
So if I have to resort
to my old ways,
363
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,345
then so be it.
364
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,450
So what you saying is
they forced your hand?
365
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,314
[ Timidly ]
Mm-hmm, yeah.
366
00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,902
And, uh, that maybe
if you knew
367
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,352
how they were over there
doing so well,
368
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,940
then you could
compete fairly?
369
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,044
That's right.
Yep.
370
00:13:24,079 --> 00:13:27,323
You know what
I'm gonna do, right?Oh, Lord.
371
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:30,085
I'm gonna go over
there and peep out
their whole operation
372
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,190
and report it
back to you.
373
00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:33,916
You mean spy?
374
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:35,607
Nigga, instead of spying
on these titties,
375
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:38,369
why don't you do
some spying for me?[ Clattering ]
376
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:44,651
♪♪
377
00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,618
Damn, Boon,
this hair ain't cheap.
378
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,620
If Ms. Tudi come in
right under market value,
379
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,484
she might stand
a chance.
380
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,245
Hey, it's not
like that, man.
381
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:55,317
Like, Link, she
real particular
where she buy hair.
382
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:56,905
She been shopping
at the same spot
383
00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:59,390
ever since she gave up
that Jheri Curl.
384
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,461
I know. It'll be hard
to lure folks away,
385
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,221
but I'll figure
something out.
386
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,051
Hey, you feel like
we being watched?
387
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,293
Nah, we cool.
388
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:09,331
Ha! I caught you!
What are you doing?
389
00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,919
Nothing!
390
00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:12,575
You got anything
for razor bumps?
391
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:15,613
Oh, you spying.
Do not deny it!
392
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,271
Not exactly true, Pan Ji-Ho.
Come on, now.
393
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:19,928
Ah, liar.
[ Gasps ]
394
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:23,069
Yo, don't disrespect
the son of God like that!
395
00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,967
Ah, enough
of this nonsense!
396
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:27,936
[ Speaking Korean ]
397
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,006
Ahh!
398
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,386
[ Speaking Korean ]
399
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,216
Come on, Pan Ji-Ho!
[ Speaking Korean ]
400
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,356
No, play time is over.
401
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,497
You tell this Tudi woman
she want to stay in business,
402
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:40,569
she'll hand over 60%
of her daily profit.
403
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:43,227
[ Laughing ]Ain't no way
Mama going for that.
404
00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:47,679
Then she'll lose something
a lot more valuable than money.
405
00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:50,959
[ Under breath ]
What's this crazy bitch
talkin' 'bout?
406
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,444
[ Bell tinkles ]
407
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,411
Pan Ji-Ho kidnapped Boonie!
408
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:59,208
That Korean Bitch Mafia
is ruthless!
409
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:02,004
Kidnapping my son --
now, that's some foul shit.
410
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,419
Can't believe this.
411
00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:04,938
Don't worry,
Ms. Tudi.
412
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,560
We'll figure out a way
to get Boonie back.
413
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,424
It's not that
I want him back.
414
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,426
It just that I don't want
that bitch to have him.
415
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,152
Well, maybe we should
call the police.
416
00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,292
Jesus,
this is Compton, baby.
417
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,122
By the time
the police get here,
418
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,537
he'll be older
than you.
419
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,435
Maybe you can take the loan
and pay them a ransom.
420
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:22,162
Jesus,
I keep telling you --
421
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:25,269
most of the $500,000
is gone.
422
00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:26,718
And if I had the money,
what, are we talking about
423
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:29,376
paying for this
mother fucker by the pound?
424
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:32,034
Well, I guess we know
what time it is.
425
00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,036
Bring it in, ladies.
[ Claps ]
426
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:35,451
Let's pray.
427
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,315
♪♪
428
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,179
Y'all smell fish?
429
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,043
[ Sniffing ]
430
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:43,045
Ms. Tudi:
Well, it ain't me.
431
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,979
Mm![ Paper crinkling ]
432
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,153
[ Bell tinkles ]
433
00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,326
What the hell
is so important
434
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,190
you couldn't text me,
Nessa?
435
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,710
Girl, you can take
that hit off Boonie,
436
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,540
'cause that Korean Bitch Mafia's
about to kill his ass
437
00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:58,405
and you can collect
all that insurance money.
438
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,236
Girl, you on
that shit again?
439
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:04,687
No, what -- I told you
that only happened one time.
440
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:08,105
I did some mess back
in junior college spring
break I wasn't proud of,
441
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:11,073
but you ain't got
to keep throwing it
in my face, Link.
442
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:14,007
Shit gets crazy down
in Long Beach, period.
443
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,526
Okay, fine.
444
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,425
But what hit are you
talking about, Nessa?
445
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,532
And how did you know about
the life-insurance policy?
446
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,673
Boonie told us when
we saw you paying
AmBro to kill him.
447
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,572
Why black people
always assuming things?
448
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:30,092
Nessa, the policy
is a back-up plan,
449
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:32,232
but it can't get
my kids a new daddy.
450
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,440
And who the fuck
want to break in
451
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:35,097
a new baby daddy
anyway?
452
00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:36,650
Okay, my bad.
453
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:39,239
I knew you and AmBro
were just screwin' anyway.
454
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,517
I ain't having sex
with that crazy-ass nigga.
455
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:44,796
I'd buy a million dildos
'fore that shit happen.
456
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:47,523
But trip,
I need you to focus.
457
00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:48,800
Okay.
458
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,113
Is Boonie
really in danger?
459
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:52,252
Fuck yeah.
460
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:53,805
Them Koreans got him
down at their shop
461
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,255
where you be gettin'
your weave at,
462
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,670
and they gonna kill him.
463
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,396
Fuck
464
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,572
I'm gonna miss "Chopped" again
on a fucking Boonie mission.
465
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:04,437
♪♪
466
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,473
Are you sure
you want to do this?
467
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,717
'Cause, I mean, you can get
one of them new 3-D TVs
468
00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:10,477
with that insurance money.
469
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:13,101
I'm sure the kids would love
that better than a daddy.
470
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,069
I remember when
our microwave raised us.
471
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,726
[ Gun cocks ]
472
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,729
Shut the fuck
up and watch the kids
until I get back.
473
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:23,076
AmBro, I need you.
474
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,871
♪♪
475
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,597
Mm.[ Door slams ]
476
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,358
[ Mouth full ]
I knew they were fucking.
477
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,603
Ho, untie me!
478
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,812
I got to use
the bathroom.
479
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,538
So go.
[ Laughs ]
480
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:47,514
[ Laughter ]
481
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,276
[ Grenade pin clatters ]
482
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,484
[ Explosion ]
483
00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:54,797
[ Screaming ]
484
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:56,868
Let's go! Move, move,
move, move, move!
485
00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:59,733
[ Gun cocks ]Coming, Boon!
486
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:01,425
Boonie, hold still!
487
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,737
Keep moving. This is some
serious stuff going on.
488
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,223
No!
Hey, don't touch me.
489
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,328
Link, I know you hired
AmBro to kill me
490
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,468
so you could make it look
like the Koreans did it
491
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:13,333
so you could collect
on that insurance policy.
492
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,922
Boonie, you watch
too much damn TV.
493
00:18:15,956 --> 00:18:17,924
Yeah, nigga, I'm the one
that sold her the policy.
494
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,891
-What?
-Yeah, I know, right?
495
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:23,240
The irony of a
hired killer to
sell life insurance.
496
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:24,482
Nigga,
I got bills, too.
497
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,243
Ladies, can we
discuss this later?
498
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:29,315
We ain't got time
for all this foolishness.
499
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:32,214
And let me tell you
Korean bitches one thing --
500
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,872
I will burn this
mother fucker to the ground
501
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,495
if you keep fucking
with me and mine!
502
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,946
And I know you remember
how long it took y'all ass
503
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,535
to get back
from them damn riots.
504
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:43,915
Black-owned my ass.
505
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:47,747
[ Speaking Korean ]
506
00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:51,475
This is like
a bad Blaxploitation flick.
507
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,684
Go, and take
Fat Boy with you.
508
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,480
I'm gonna let
this natural-hair revolution
509
00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:57,895
take out his mama!
510
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:02,520
Hey, we still got crusty-feet
and hard-liquor profits.
511
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,763
Ha!
512
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,627
Shut your
barbecue-eatin' ass up.
513
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,629
Come on, y'all.
514
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,803
[ Sniffs ] Did you pee
on yourself?
515
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:16,396
♪♪
516
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:17,880
[ Laughter ]
517
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:20,400
Yeah, you got
that Galilean
thing going on.
518
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:21,677
Ms. Tudi, look!
What is that?
519
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,541
-What, what?
-You see that?
520
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,818
[ Crowd chattering ]
521
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,993
Girl, you are beautifying
and unifying
522
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,237
the neighborhood
through hair.[ Laughing ]
523
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,686
Look, look at all those
different kind of people.
524
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,586
Yes, Lord, 'cause you know
God don't like ugly...
525
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,553
[ Bell tinkles ]...but somebody sure do.
526
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,279
[ Horns honking ]Oh, now?
527
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,556
Stop acting like that.
528
00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:39,971
You know Shalinka
saved your son
529
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,973
from them Korean ladies.
You should be thankful.
530
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,286
Who said I was talking
about Shalinka?[ Laughing ]
531
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:47,876
And them Korean ladies was gonna
put Boonie's ass out anyway.
532
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,292
Everybody does
eventually.
533
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,604
-Hey, Mama.
-Hey!
534
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,571
Looks like business
is booming, goddamn it.
535
00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:55,297
We gonna be rich!
536
00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,886
What? Whoa!
"We" gonna be rich?
537
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,440
Nigga, you see your
name on the sign
anywhere out there?
538
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:01,924
[ Laughing ]Unh-unh.
539
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,375
What you need to do is open
your own damn business,
540
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:07,723
Or find a job!
A paper route, Boonie!
541
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,726
Recycle some cans,
make some money.
542
00:20:10,761 --> 00:20:12,866
Or try to win some money
on the radio.
543
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:15,455
Something, mother fucker
please!
544
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,594
'Cause, nigga,
you ain't shit.
545
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,907
Not worth a dime.
546
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,358
This is like "The Color Purple"
up in here with y'all.
547
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,738
-Ms. Tudi.
-Mm-hmm?
548
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,361
I think one of them
yoga bitches over there
549
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,363
tryin' to steal
from you.Oh, hell no!
Watch out.
550
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:27,950
Ms. Tudi, no,
don't do that!
551
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,952
Excuse me.
Ahem!
552
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,369
Can I help you?
553
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,957
No, I'm just
looking around.You're just
looking around?
554
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,062
-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah?
555
00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:37,512
Bitch,
you stealin' from me.
556
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,376
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah?
My God?
557
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,653
Bitch, where do you
think you going?!
558
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,381
[ Screaming and scuffling ]
559
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:46,728
[ Laughter ]
560
00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:51,974
And the student
has become the master.
561
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,805
[ Laughter ]
562
00:20:57,117 --> 00:21:06,989
♪♪
563
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:16,930
♪♪
564
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:26,975
♪♪
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