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That's what I'm sayin'.
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I'd do me, I know
I'd fuck it up.
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Fuck, so it's --
[ Squish ]
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Damn!
Damn, Boon.
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You hit that mud dead, smack in
the center like a bull's-eye.
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Or better yet, bullshit,
but either way, good shot.
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[ Laughs ]Yeah, man, no thanks
to you, man.
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You're supposed to guard
a nigga's steps.
Me?
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What do I go to do with where
you plant your kicks at, Boon?
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Come on, man.Jesus, you're Jesus.
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You could easily give
a nigga a heads up.
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I know you got divine ability
to see some bull like this
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before I step in
some bull like this!
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Sorry, brah.
I'm just wore out, man.
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You know, some days being Jesus
takes a toll on your boy.
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It's gettin' hard out here, man.
Folks are always in your ear.
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They want to come up, and it's
kickin' my ass, dude, and...
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You kickin' them laces' asses,
too, dawg. [ Laughs ]
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Oh, yeah, you think
this is funny, right?
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I hope that --
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No, I pray this happens
to you someday!
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Man, that's fucked up, Boon.
You know I don't wear no socks.
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Think of what
that'll do to my feet.
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Man, get your ass
out of here.
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Boonie.
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[ Slo-mo ]
Boonie!
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[ Slo-mo ]
Boonie!!
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[ Slo-mo ]
What?!
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[ Slo-mo squish ]
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You two for two, dawg!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, damn!
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Even when you try to tell 'em,
folks don't wanna hear the word.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ]
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Laughter is one of Pops'
greatest gifts, Boon.
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Laugh a little bit.Whatever, man.
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You're Jesus.
You don't get it.
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See, you never really
get hurt or...
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Shit, that crucifixion shit
hurt like a motherfucker.
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You're crazy.
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Heh. Hey.
I'm just sayin', man,
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if I had your powers,
I'd be so straight.
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So, you think
what I do is easy?
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Pulling weeds
in the Garden of Eden?
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Fluffin' angels' wings?
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Who you think carved out
the stone tablets
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before Moses got
his hands on 'em?
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Or -- Or who you think
mopped up that flood?
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Mexicans, right?
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I'm serious, Boon!
Stop playin', man!
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I'm telling you, y'all humans
is straight drama, dawg.
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This ain't easy, Boon.
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Well, how hard can it be?
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Blam! You're healed.
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Blam! Extra wine.
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Blam! Your pet ostrich
got a female vagina.
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Oh, so you think
you can do better?
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Pfft!
With my eyes closed.
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Tsk.
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[ Choir music plays ]Pops, please
forgive Boonie
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for he know not
what he talkin' about.
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Well, let him have it one time
so we can show him.
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Please, Lord, please.
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Let me have that day off
and give this dude
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this lesson he so very
badly needs, Lord.
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Can he have it?
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For real?
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Thanks, Pops!
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Yep. Pops say it's cool.
He got your back.
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Bam! You got my power.
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[ Funk music plays ][ Laughing ]
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What the fuck?
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[ Laughs ] Oh!
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[ Laughing ]
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I got the J.C. perm!
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Hey, do this thing
need any chemicals
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for upkeep or for
anything like that?
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Nope. Just an
occasional hot comb.
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But you got the power,
though, pimp. Ha-ha!
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Hey, well,
can I do a miracle?
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How about levitation?No.
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No levitating, Boon.
That's too advanced.
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You gotta
slow down, pimp.
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Oh, man. See, I knew
you wasn't serious.
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Man, I ain't gonna give you
nothing that you can't handle.
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Matter of fact,
go ahead and levitate.
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Just go on --
concentrate, brah.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Boon.
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Is you tryin' to float
or take a shit, man?
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Relax, brah!
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Alright.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, whoa!
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Baby, you not just beautiful,
you Viagra-ful!
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Ah, ha ha ha!
Yeah! I love it!
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No, no, no,
that's a negative!
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No carnal lustin'
for you, bro.
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No, I don't wanna go!
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No! Oh, God.
Oh, man.Nah, Boon.
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We gotta limit
your powers, brah.
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That bitch was thick.
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No levitation.
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Oh, well, hey,
can I just --
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No walking on water!
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Oh, sh-- Well,
at least they clean.
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I got a couple of guidelines
to rundown to you, too, Boon.
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Do not raise the dead.
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Please, no raising
the dead, brah.
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You mess that up -- you have
a zombie apocalypse in the city.
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And no smiting
and no plagues.
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Leave all the vengeance
to pops, a'ight?
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It's mine,
so sayeth the Lord.
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Also, one more very
important thing, Boon --
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no sex with Rihanna.
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Aw, man! Can a brother
have a dream?
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No! 'Cause I know for a fact
she ain't fucking with you!
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A'ight.
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Fuck it.
It's off the list.
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A'ight.
Enjoy your day, pimp.
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Oh! And since
I can't give you
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me and Pops' special
father-son psychic connection,
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he told me to tell you to make
sure you keep your phone on you
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so he can get ahold of you
if he needs you, a'ight?
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Oh, man! I ain't had
no service in weeks!
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And even if I did,
I don't know where it's at.
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Don't even trip, pimp.
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You know Pops works
in mysterious ways.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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Where did
Boonie's broke ass
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get the money to turn
this phone back on?
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Boonie: Alright, Boons,
you've got the power.
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Let's do this.
Alright.
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God! [chuckles]
Pops! Ha!
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Whatever! Ha!
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Your boy right here Boonie.
I'm gonna request -- ha!
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I pray -- ha!
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I wish -- ha!
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For some money!
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Goddamn it,
right now, God!
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Yeah.
Oh, this is bomb!
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♪ Glory, glory
Glory, glory ♪
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Bring it to Boonie.
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♪ Glory to the King
Glory to the King ♪
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Miss Calle Reynolds?
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Yes?
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You just won
the jumbo-supreme sweepstakes
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grand prize
of $10 million!
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[ Screams ]
This is
bullshit! God--
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Thank you, Jesus!
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My check!
My check!
My check!
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Fuck that!
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Good job, Boonie!
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Way to boss
their life up, pimp!
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Man, you ain't had to
give 'em all that money.
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They would've happy with some
beans and horchata juice.
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[ Humming ][ Knocking on door ]
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One second.
[ Chuckles ]
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Holy Jesus!
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What's poppin', Lloyd?
W-W-What's happening?
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Well, I never seen the Lord,
my God, buck naked before!
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Lloyd, only those with the stain
of sin feel embarrassment
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and shame at the sight
of what God has created
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to be a state
of natural perfection.
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Well, whatever.
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I came by
to pray for a favor.
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Uh...
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That's a negative, Lloyd.
We talked about this already.
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I can't make you a drunk again.
I got some stuff to do.
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No, no, no, no, no! You're
supposed to answer prayers.
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I'm praying for you
to help me fix my water pipe.
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Pray to Boonie.
Who?
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Boonie.
Pray to Boonie.
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Boonie?Yeah, pray to Boonie.
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I gave him my powers so he can
learn a little responsibility.
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You know, just let the boy
do something a little different.
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Boonie:
Must be a trick to it.
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Maybe if I don't ask for money,
but something more personal.
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Yeah! Hey, God!
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Hey, what I really want
is a dope-ass --
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Oh. Forgive me for saying "ass,"
heavenly father, but...
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if -- if I could
really sing...
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You made me sober and gave
that fool some holy powers?
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Oh! Shit! I wanna --
I wanna fly!
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Look at it!
Put some drawers on.
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[ Coughing ]
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Oh.
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♪ Oh, beautiful
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♪ Ohh, spacious sky
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♪ Oh, amber rays of grain
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Damn, I can sing!
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You know, I've always
wanted to sing.
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Don't think that this gonna
take the place of me
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not getting lit off
a bottle of Darby.
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Don't work that way.
Thanks for nothing.
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Black Jesus:
Don't thank me
for nothing.
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Thank Boonie.
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Jesus.
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♪ 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, too ♪
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Boonie! Thank you.
Love the hair. [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, that sounds good.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la
la la-la-la la laaa ♪
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♪ La-la
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How do you
control this?
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You said you can
do a better job.
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Go on,
handle that there, pimp.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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Hey!
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[ Squish ]You go to Hell.
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Man, seems like the trick
is to get away
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from other greedy
motherfuckers.
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Now, listen, we gonna
get our wires crossed.
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Yeah, that's what's up.
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Okay, God, I see
what's happening.
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I'm wishing for too much
material stuff, right?
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I feel you.
I feel you.
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A'ight, let's
keep it 100, God.
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What I want is
that one-true love.
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You know, that
"Superbad video" woman.
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That special lady!
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Boon!
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Oh, my God.
Well, that didn't work.
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What ain't working
is this situation.
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Where you get
fucking money
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to get your phone
turned back on?
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I didn't!
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Why you got on that ratchet-ass,
1975 Isley Brothers,
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"Fight the Power
That Be" weave?
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I don't!
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And why you buy Boonlinka
a PlayStation
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and a 50-inch-screen TV?
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It don't make
no damn sense.
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She plays with
doll babies, Boonie.
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See, I wouldn't
buy her that.
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That was for me!
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So, not only are you
not paying child support,
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you runnin' illegal scams
to buy stuff for yourself?!
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Hey, look, I'm not doing
nothing like that.
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It's just Jesus hooked me
up with his powers, Link.
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All that stuff
was miracles.
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It's just, every time
I wish for something,
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it goes
to somebody else.
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00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,720
Matter of fact,
how did you even find me?
247
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,688
I don't know how I found you
in my life fucking period.
248
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,898
See? That was kind of fucked
up divine intervention.
249
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,210
I ain't
lookin' for your ass!
250
00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,522
And take off this
fake-ass weave!
251
00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,178
Feel it.
252
00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,593
I'm feeling this shit.
253
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:06,010
Oh, my God.
It is like real hair.
254
00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,390
The thing that's
trippin' me out
255
00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:10,393
is it growin' out your
natural, black-ass head.
256
00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:11,532
I told you!
257
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,673
Last time I felt hair
this smooth it was
258
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,020
when I was messing
with this Japanese dude.
259
00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:18,505
His shit
real smooth and silky.
260
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:20,818
You didn't fuck to get
no orange chicken, did you?
261
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,854
No, I ain't fucked
to get no orange chicken.
262
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:25,374
I fucked
to get child support!
263
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,996
So, don't worry about it.
264
00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,239
I gotta go
find Jesus
265
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,862
so I can tell him
to take these powers back
266
00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:33,037
before you
do something stupid,
267
00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:35,384
like give Stevie Wonder
his sight back.
268
00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,213
Stevie don't want
to see this shit!
269
00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,251
He been doin' just fine
with his eyes closed.
270
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,046
Look, Link! Link!
271
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,048
[ Clown horn
text notification ]
272
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,912
No, you can't have
a pony, little boy.
273
00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,051
What was that?
274
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,431
Teach you
how to drive a stick?
275
00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,192
These prayer requests
gettin' on my nerve.
276
00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:52,263
Dude, your wife
already know!
277
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:56,405
Man, I've got to get --
278
00:11:56,439 --> 00:12:02,549
Boy, I've got to get
out of here...
279
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,584
That is him.
280
00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:04,862
Alright. Alright.Yeah.
281
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,415
Come on.Let's do this.
282
00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:15,320
♪♪
283
00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,425
Jesus!
284
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:19,117
You did done
some stupid shit now.
285
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,464
But givin' Boonie
any kind of power
286
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:24,674
beyond havin' his own house key
is trouble waiting to happen,
287
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,469
and I can tell you
that right now.
288
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:28,333
Boonie needed to learn
that being the son of God
289
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:31,129
ain't all fun and games,
you know what I'm talkin' about?
290
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:34,684
It's hard for Boonie
to learn anything.
291
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,100
[ Laughs ]
292
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:39,068
Whatcha -- You all dressed up?
I see you got on new robes.
293
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,414
What is this?
294
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:43,072
You look like you tryin'
to take a skip day.
295
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,626
Even Pops took the seventh
day off to rest.
296
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,801
Jesus, it's Wednesday.
297
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,320
How are you Jesus
and don't even know
298
00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:53,289
how many days
of the week it is?
299
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,360
Look, Link, I just want
a day for myself.
300
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,777
Can I chill?
Can I do me one time?
301
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:01,401
No prayers, no laying
of hands, no miracles.
302
00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:04,197
But you can't do that.
You're the son of God.
303
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,337
Uh... yeah.
304
00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:09,685
But, uh, if you'll
excuse me, Shalinka.
305
00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:14,724
Oswaldo?
What's happening, pimp?
306
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:17,037
Shalinka:
Oh, Okay! I see!
307
00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:18,728
Alright,
I see what is now.
308
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:22,974
A cab rollin' through
picking your black ass up!
309
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,320
In Compton?!
310
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:27,323
I thought we weren't
doing no miracles, Jesus!
311
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,121
[ Clown horn text notification ]Will it ever stop?
312
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:32,950
Hello?
313
00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:34,744
No, I'm filling in
for him.
314
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,850
Uh-huh. Yeah.
315
00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:40,336
Hey, well, if you ain't
got insurance, you're
screwed. Oh, really?
316
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:44,375
Well, you can't fuck me
'cause I'm a divine being.[ Clown horn text notification ]
317
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:47,343
Hey, man, the morning-after pill
don't work the weekend after.
318
00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:49,483
Enjoy your new family.[ Clown horn text notification ]
319
00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,659
Hello? Hey, well, me, myself, I
prefer lambskin,
320
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:56,490
but don't take ginseng
'cause it'll seep through.[ Clown horn text notification ]
321
00:13:56,525 --> 00:14:00,391
Hel-- Man, that nigga's show
been sold out for weeks, man!
322
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:03,670
No! Even God
couldn't get tickets.
323
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,569
Come on, man! Let me go!
I didn't do nothing, man!
324
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,055
Hey! Yeah, I
loved Prince, too, man,
325
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:10,884
but I can't raise him
from the dead.
326
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,541
Maybe if
he was't cremated.
327
00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,715
These motherfuckers will
leave me the fuck alone!
328
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,373
Goddamn.
329
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:18,754
There you go.
330
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,238
Not gonna arrest me?
331
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,000
No. We just decided
to leave you the fuck alone.
332
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,105
Can't explain it,
but that's what's up.
333
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,452
You want a beer?Hell, no. Fuck.
334
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,869
Beer's on the house.
335
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,112
This is just ridiculous.
336
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:34,183
Man, they ain't never
let me go like that.
337
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:37,255
Yeah. There go
that chunky...Either I owe them
some money
338
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:40,189
or them yoga bitches
sent the toenail mob after me.
339
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:43,089
I'm not sticking
around here, goddamn it.
340
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:46,989
Man: Hey, come on, man.
That's him. Hey!
341
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,648
[ Whoosh! ]
342
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,961
Come on, come on.
343
00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,485
[ Tinkling ]Welcome, Jesus.
344
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,626
[ Tinkling ]
345
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:06,457
[ Chuckles ]
346
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,459
Young Lil:
Jesus.
Young Lil!
347
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:11,220
Oh, I know that ain't
my Lord and savior, Jesus!
348
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:15,328
What's happening', pimp,
Young Lil?Oh! Ha ha! What up, boy?
349
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:18,124
Oh! It's been
a minute, man.
350
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,229
Yes, it has.
You're lookin' good!
351
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:21,955
Hey, man, I appreciate --
thank you. Thanks.
352
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,163
Hey, look,
you see the crib?
353
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,647
You see how I'm
livin' now, right?
354
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:26,097
Yeah, man, this is fly.
355
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:29,618
Oh, man. You know
what you should call it?What?
356
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:30,964
"Heavenly Estates."
357
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,139
Ah! Now, see, you just
blessed me again!
358
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:36,107
Oh! Yo, come on.
Come inside, man.
359
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,660
I got Jesus
in the house, y'all!
360
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:40,042
This is
player paradise.
361
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,666
And that rug, though.
362
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:44,874
I got that from Chile.
363
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,014
When you
go down there, pimp?
364
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,601
No, no, no, not from
South America.
365
00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:50,259
From TLC.
Oh, oh.
She's so pretty!
366
00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,020
And in great shape.
Yeah.
Yeah.
367
00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,538
[ Gasps ]
368
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:58,509
I-I knew you --
369
00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,855
I knew you
was gonna do that!
370
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,512
I knew you
was gonna do that!
371
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,273
Man, that's a baller-ass
portrait of your boy, man!
372
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,172
I'm so flattered, man.
Thank you!
373
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:07,725
You know I'm your
biggest fan, right?
374
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,313
Brah, brah.
375
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,522
And I know you got one of the
biggest portraits out here, man.
376
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,868
You know
what I'm talkin' about?
377
00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:15,353
And this crib!
Oh, my God, man!
378
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:16,976
This crib make
the Garden of Eden
379
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,047
look like a little
old flower bed.
380
00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,151
S-Seriously?
381
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,394
No, I'm just kidding.
382
00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,051
You know the Garden
of Eden is dope!
383
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,914
You ain't ever been there, brah?
I'm talking about --
384
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,295
Man, there's
nooks and crannies
385
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,021
I ain't even seen up
in that joint.
Really?
386
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,885
Pops hooked that up.
It's fly, man.
Really?!
387
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,300
You know,
but let it be known
388
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,546
that my boy Tyrone Bentley Davis
aka Young Lil
389
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,032
got one of the flyest cribs
in the land, pimp!
390
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,413
All because of you
and your pops, man.
391
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:43,002
Hey. You blessed.I prayed for this.
392
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,658
I prayed for this --
all of this!
393
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:45,728
I prayed.
394
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:48,352
[ Wheezing ]
395
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,910
[ Doorbell rings ]
396
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,705
Hold up, wait,
wait, wait.
397
00:16:56,739 --> 00:16:58,603
What's up, party people?
398
00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,949
Crowd: Jesus!
399
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,849
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
400
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,437
What up, boy?
401
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:06,922
What's up, man?
402
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,199
Yeah, man.
403
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:10,408
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a haircut, boy.
404
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,927
Hey, Young Lil,
you know
405
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:14,723
I'm lovin'
all this love, right?
406
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,452
Man: Hey! Hey!
Stop! Hey!
407
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,593
-Where you goin'?
-Hold up.
408
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,457
Hey, stop! Come here!
Hey! Come here!
409
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:27,115
♪ Say Ho-sanna sanna
Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪
410
00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:29,531
♪ Ho-sanna sanna
Ho-sanna sanna Ho! ♪
411
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,809
♪ When Jesus make it rain
then the green shit grow ♪
412
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,432
♪ When Jesus make it rain
then the green shit grow ♪
413
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,779
♪ If you down with the spirit,
get your ass on the floor ♪
414
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:39,368
♪ If you down with the spirit,
get your ass on the floor ♪
415
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,750
♪ Watch Jesus bust a move
that you never seen before ♪
416
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:44,304
♪ Watch Jesus bust a move that
you never seen before Go ♪
417
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,651
♪ Go Jesus!
It's your birthday! ♪
418
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:49,309
♪ Go Jesus!
It's your birthday! ♪
419
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,760
♪ Go Jesus!
It's your birthday! ♪
420
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:54,280
♪ Go Jesus!
It's your birthday! ♪
421
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,455
It is not
this nigga's birthday!
422
00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:01,528
It ain't his birthday.
What the hell are you doing?
423
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:02,736
I'm chillin'
with my loved ones
424
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,117
and kinfolk,
you know what I'm sayin'?
425
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,670
Enjoyin' my day off!Man:That's right!
426
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,120
Hey, why don't you
have some sangria?
427
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,605
Hey, Quan,
let her smoke yours.
428
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,124
Jesus, I ain't come here
for this shit,
429
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,505
but I will
save this for later.
430
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,301
It look like that good,
so I will save it for later.
431
00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:18,476
But, Jesus, giving Boonie
heavenly powers
432
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,515
is like giving a damn a racist
some white sheets to make a bed.
433
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:25,656
That ain't ever gonna
work out the way you expect.
434
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,141
It's all good. We
got this handled,
you know what I mean?
435
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,832
And besides,
how you find me anyway?
436
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:33,146
You in my heart for one,
but it's everywhere!
437
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,321
How you this out of
touch and you Jesus?
438
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:40,153
It's on Instragram, Snapchat,
BlackPlanet, Facebook.
439
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,673
My grandmama even
saw it on Myspace.
440
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,813
Look, I don't care
what you say,
441
00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:48,817
there's too much going on
for you to be out here partying!
442
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:51,509
"Go Jesus, it's
your birthday". Really?
443
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,062
Shalinka,
you really tripping.
444
00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,824
I got this. You see me?
I'm lookin' fly. My hair's whip.
445
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,791
I'm dancin', I'm chillin',
I'm spreadin' love.
446
00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,862
I'm sure if Pops thought
I was out of control,
447
00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:01,864
he would've let me know.Man: Yeah, man.
448
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,177
You want me kickin' it?
Can I kick it?Woman: Yeah!
449
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:09,009
♪ Amazing grace
450
00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:10,356
[ Crowd gasps ]
451
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:14,291
♪ How sweet the sound
452
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:22,747
♪ That saved a wretch like me
453
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:24,749
[ Tinkling ]
454
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,340
Alright, Pops.
I got you. I'm on my way.
455
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,412
God! That shit
is amazing!
456
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:34,587
Yeah, that -- that --
that might be a sign.
457
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,036
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
458
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,487
Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's go
and pack this shit up.
459
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,490
Um...yeah, everybody,
y'all can go home.
460
00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:44,562
Hey, why you runnin'?
Why you -- Why you runnin'?
461
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:48,670
That's right. Door's gonna keep
closin' in your life, fool.
462
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:51,051
What? Aw.
463
00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:54,089
[ Grunting ]
464
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:59,819
[ Wheezing ]
465
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:10,278
Yeah.
Man, why you trippin'?
466
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,727
What's up?
467
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:14,040
What you 'posed to be?
Fillin' in for Jesus?
468
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:17,906
No, I'm -- No, fuck that.
Don't lie, motherfucker.
469
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,633
We went to the park,
and we waited on you.
470
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,806
Mm-hmm.
471
00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,256
Hey, Jesus!
472
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,293
I don't want this
burden no more!
473
00:20:25,327 --> 00:20:28,779
Please!
Come help your boy!
474
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,988
[ Tinkling ][ Soul music plays ]
475
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,267
Man: That's my boy.
476
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:35,268
Man: There you go.
477
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,270
Jesus.
478
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,168
Man: My savior!
479
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,274
Man: Whoa, bro!
480
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,139
What's happenin',
young pimps?
481
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,659
Fuck these niggas up.
482
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:47,591
No, Boon.
483
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,558
It ain't even
like that, dawg.
484
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:51,629
Look, man, these dudes
are just some young men
485
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,252
I meet at the park
once a month
486
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,461
to offer some game
and some guidance.
487
00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,841
A lot of them ain't
never had no real,
488
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,567
solid role models
in their life, man.
489
00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,155
They're just lookin'
for some love.
490
00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:01,536
Love?
491
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:04,193
Nigga, I almost pissed
on myself out here, boy.
492
00:21:04,228 --> 00:21:05,850
Come on, dawg.
You can do it. Just --
493
00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,576
Just -- Just lift
your arms up, man,
494
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,302
and let Pops' love
fill your heart.
495
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:12,478
Come on!
Come on, hold 'em up!
496
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:15,515
You feel that?I feel something.
It's kinda warm.
497
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:18,863
That's God's love
filling your body inside.
498
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:21,866
Now spread that shit.
This is Tiny Baseball.
499
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,799
Tiny Baseball,
this is Boonie.
500
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,456
What's up, cuz?
What's up, man?
501
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:29,288
Show me some love, man.Yeah, man.
502
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,324
Thank you,
fake-ass son of God.
503
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,016
Praise your
fake-ass name.
504
00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:35,673
Hey, man...
505
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:39,298
Kinda cool showin' these little
bastards some love. [ Chuckles ]
506
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,333
You all right, boy?
Come here.
507
00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,508
Give me
some love, boy.
508
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,820
Your ass gonna get your brains
blew out next week, probs.
509
00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,684
You all right, boy?
You look bitty, boy.
510
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,030
I knew you was gonna
enjoy the game.
511
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:49,342
You needed some backup.
512
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:52,345
What up, boy? Hug that out!
I feel you, boy.
513
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,865
That's a grown-man afro
you got right there.
514
00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:57,350
Yeah, this
is cool, Jesus.
515
00:21:57,385 --> 00:22:00,180
Best part
of the job, Boon.
516
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:03,701
Best part
of the job.
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