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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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[ Car door shuts ]
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Woman: Our next stop
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on our Southern California
"Yo Home Slice"
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Ghetto Gear
and Weed Tasting Tour
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is the notorious
New Compton Gardens,
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a hot bed of drugs,
violence,
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cut-rate weed,
and designer knock-offs.
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To my left are genuine
African-American drug dealers.
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The average life-span...She must really dig it.
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...of a ghetto drug dealer
is 28.
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So, obviously,
the two men you see here
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are well past their prime.
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The residents
of this complex
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are, in many ways,
prisoners in their own homes,
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in constant fear
of gang violence.
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[ Tourists
ooh-ing and ahh-ing ]
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Time to make mama proud.
[ Chuckles ]
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Woman: Taste, please?
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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That's some Fantastic
right there.Oh, thank you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Ahhh.
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[ Tires screech ]Gang face, Yoga Bitches!
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-Get down!
-Duck!
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[ Gunfire ]
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-Get down, everyone!
-Let's see what happens!
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[ Tourists ooh-ing
and ahh-ing ]
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[ Yoga Bitches whooping ]
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[ Tourists cheering, laughing ]
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That was real gangsta
hood shit!
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[ Laughter ]This craziness
needs to stop!
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Y'all was applauding
a drive-by?
[ Gasps ]
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-Y'all are crazy!
-Thank you! Sayonara!
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-Thank you!
-Thank you!
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Hey, she didn't pay me
for my weed!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Lloyd!
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What?
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As you know,
we just experienced
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some incoming fire
from a local gang.
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That's them bitches
in spandex.
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Well, them bitches in spandex
got guns,
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and they will be back.
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I'm suggesting an armed
special show of forces.
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I call it
"Operation: Shut'em-down."
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It provides multiple layers
of security.
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Layer one,
the Word Keepers.
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You know what?
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Them young punks
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don't know they ass
from a hole in the ground!
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No. But look --
they don't got to.
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'Cause of this.
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[ Loud creak ]
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Damn, M-Track!
What the hell is that?
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And unmanned
reconnaissance vehicle
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with visual surveillance
capabilities.
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In other words,
it's a drone.
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Yeah, man,
it's custom-designed
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to keep an eye on things
around here.
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Look at this.
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See, it looks like
trash on the ground...
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Uh-huh....then, when you move
the bitch like this...
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[ Drone whirring ]
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...that bitch look like a kite
from the bottom
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when you see it
in the air.
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Look at that.
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Ain't that a bitch.
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L-look, look.
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I see --
I see a bald spot!
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Clever, right?
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Who the hell
fly a kite in the hood?
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You should've made it look like
a pair of tennis shoes
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hanging on
some telephone wires.
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[ Airplane rumbling ]Uh-oh.
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Oh, damn.
Oh. Oh, damn.
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I got to go.
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Hey, no, no, no, man.
Come here, man. Look.
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I'm trying to tell you
my new plans
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for increased security with
Operation: Shut'em-down.
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Ambro,
you are head of security.
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Do everything you can
to keep everything secure.
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All right?
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Bye.
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♪♪
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All right.
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It's time to take
the streets back.
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And if not,
at least shoot some shit up.
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[ Groans ]
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Can't get away from Darby.
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Oh, what am I gonna do now?
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Maybe some TV on.
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Let me check this TV out.
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[ Grunts ] All right.
What do we got here?
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[ TV turns on ]Oh, yeah,
Look at that.
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"Real Ho Wives
of Atlanta."
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They put the "trifle"
in "triflin',"
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the "get" in "ghetto,
and the "hoe" in ho-ho--
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Hold it a minute.
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[ Sniffs ]
I smell ass.
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I didn't know they made
a scratch-and-sniff television!
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What the...
[ Sniffing ]
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Nice fragrance, too.
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Smell like Darby.
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What the hell going on?
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That's some Jesus bullshit.
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First he take
my desire to get drunk,
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then he taunt me
with some booty-crack
smellin' like Darby.
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Oh, that's some cold shit
to do to a man.
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And he ain't gonna
get away with it.
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He ain't gonna
get away with it.
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Jesus!
I'ma get drunk.
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You ain't gonna stop me
from getting drunk.
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Tell you that.
[ Grunts ]
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I'ma get drunk.
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Mm.
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♪♪
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Mm. Yep. Let me see.
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Oh, that looks good.
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Um...
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So, these are quarters,
right?
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And these go over here.
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And we need some eighths.
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Yeah.
And these go over here.
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Okay, Daddy!
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[Chuckling] All right.
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I love you, baby.
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You doing a good job
with that dope.
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Uh...[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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I was hoping Rihanna
come through the door.
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Even with Jesus
as your best friend,
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that ain't gonna
never happen.
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Hey, Mommy, look!
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This is a quarter.
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This is seventh.
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Uh, th-that's an eighth,
sweetie.
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Boonie, you teaching
your little girl
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how to bag weed?!
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Look, she bagging it,
not smoking it.
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Besides,
it's good math practice.
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Fractions and stuff.
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Her teacher told us
to pay extra attention
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to the math, remember?
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So I'm preparing her
for school
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and us for that parent-teacher
conference we got.
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You not preparing her
for that.
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You preparing her
for a life of crime, Boonie,
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and us a visit from
Child Protection Services!
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Boonlinka, put that down.
Come on.
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Your daddy gon' have you
in foster care.
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Boonie,
I'm 'bout to drop her off
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at my mama's house,
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and I'ma come back
and get you
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so we can go to this
parent-teacher conference
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at the school.
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And be ready!
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Big earrings, big mouth...
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[ Door closes ]...big back.
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-Got it?
-Good work, Word Keepers!
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Ambro: Keep it up!
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That car goes
to checkpoint Bravo,
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that sofa
to checkpoint Charlie.
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-Yeah.
-Hey!
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What's your name?
-Roger that.
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Scambro?
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Ambro.
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Ms. Booty, right?
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The name is Ms. Tudi.
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Right.What is all this?
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A garage sale?
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Oh, nah.
These are vehicle checkpoints.
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This is
Operation: Shut'em-down.
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Shut'em-down.
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The Word Keepers
are gonna be occupying
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the control points
of this area.
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So that way,
no unauthorized vehicles
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will be able
to get through.
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For how long?
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All day.
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All day?
All day.
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Ain't gon' be no drive-bys
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while I am in charge
of security
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for this complex.No drive-bys!
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Who is this nigga?
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Oh, that's Clancy.
That's my second in command.
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[ Tires squeal ]Crazy-ass motherfucker
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Ooh. Now,
if you'll excuse me,
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uh, duty calls.
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♪♪
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You's a crazy-ass nigga.
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Stupid Anthrax.
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Have a good day,
Ms. Booty.
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Nigga, don't have me
come in there
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and knock over
your wheelchair, hear?
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Still here to protect you,
Ms. Booty.
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And all that ass.
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I heard that![ Snickers ]
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If you don't live here,
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you can turn around
and get the fuck out.
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[ Drone whirring ]
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Fuck!
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Damn it, Clancy!
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This is an integral piece
of our operation, man!
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I thought you said you flew
one of these in the Air Force!
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I-I did,
but I flew in the plane,
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not below it!
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Lloyd:
Internet say I can get drunk.
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Just follow the instructions.
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Paprika.
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Oooh, boy!
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Cinnamon.
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Yes, indeedy.
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All right. Some sugar.
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Chicharrón.
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A little crushed garlic.
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And look at that --
That Damn Devil.
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♪♪
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[ Stirring ]
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Smacks lips ]
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Damn you, Internet!
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I ain't get drunk
off this shit!
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Agh!
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All right. Listen up.
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This is it.
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This is
the turning point.
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This where it's all
gonna get better.
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If Scambro
and his soldiers of misfortune
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don't fuck it up.
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But we just got shot at again
this morning, Ms. Tudi.
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What if the Yoga Ladies
come back trippin'?
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Baby, they got that
out of the way early.
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They ain't coming back.
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But this nigga's
dumb-ass operation
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could cost me my sale.
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Listen here.
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In less than an hour,
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I got carload of
horny senior citizens coming,
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and they're expecting
suitcases of weed and Viagra.
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How 'bout
you call the senior citizens
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and tell them
we gonna move the sale
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to another location, huh?
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You don't understand
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how skittish
these old players are!
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Plus, they don't even know
the shit is basically legal.
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So if anything changes,
anything,
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they gone for good.
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And then I'm stuck
with suitcases
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full of punk-ass weed
and penis pills.
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Nigga,
what are you doing?!
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Ms. Tudi, is these
Vitamin V even really real?
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I mean, the instructions
ain't even in English.
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Jesus,
foreigners like sex, too.
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I'm just saying,
Ms. Tudi,
264
00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:58,068
I'ma feel real bad
if these pills are counterfeit
265
00:08:58,103 --> 00:08:59,655
and these old folks
can't get nothing up
266
00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:00,655
but they hopes.
267
00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,310
Boonie,
try one of those.
268
00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,620
See if it's real.
269
00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,517
So you just gonna experiment
on your son, Ms. Tudi?
270
00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:08,241
Come on.
What?
271
00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,448
Your father killed his.
272
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,068
Ah -- Hey.
Mm-hmm.
273
00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:12,620
He the only one with a dick,
okay?
274
00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:15,000
Hm?
A dick that work.
275
00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:19,172
Boonie,
I said take "one"!
276
00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,517
♪♪
277
00:09:21,551 --> 00:09:23,275
[ Farting ]
278
00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:26,241
Nothing can cut
the smell of this shit...
279
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,379
[ Sniffing ]
280
00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:29,172
[ Farts ]Mmm.
281
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,379
...but Darby!
282
00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:34,379
[ Sniffing ]
283
00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,827
I smell Darby.
284
00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:39,206
I know there's none here.
285
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:41,517
But I'ma track it down
no matter what it takes.
286
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:44,103
I'ma be like a hound dog
to get that Darby.
287
00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:47,551
[ Howls ]
288
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:51,241
[ Breathing heavily ]
289
00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:53,827
Darby!
290
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,379
I'm coming to get
your fine ass!
291
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,206
♪♪
292
00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:59,034
Yes, I am.
293
00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:03,206
-Ooooh-whoo!
-Get it locked down.
294
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:05,103
Ambro: Look at that
pretty ghetto bird.
295
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,103
Yeah, make that barricade
a little bit taller.
296
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,172
Checkpoint
Charlie, checkpoint Bravo.
297
00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:11,517
Tires always
checkpoint Bravo.Man: Got it.
298
00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:15,172
There will be no infiltrating
these streets today.
299
00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:17,827
Oh, Operation: Shut'em-down
is in full effect.
300
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:20,103
Ain't that right,
Word Keepers?
301
00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:21,379
-Word!
-Word!
302
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,275
Jesus, I think you right.
303
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,241
We gonna have
to call them old bastards
304
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,172
and have them meet us
someplace else.
305
00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:28,620
[ Indistinct shouting ][ Sighs ]
306
00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,620
It ain't nothing but
a phone call, Ms. Tudi.
307
00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:33,655
Boonie, hand me
my damn cellphone.
308
00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:37,275
[ Groans ]
309
00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,103
Come on, boy.
310
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,448
Why are you limpin'?
311
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:42,517
Ooh... It's...
312
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,517
Ohh,
that shit done kicked in?
313
00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:47,379
[ Groans ]I told you that counterfeit
Viagra was on point.
314
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,310
Oooh.
Gangsta, Ms. Tudi.[ Laughs ]
315
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:54,620
Damn.Unh. Mm.
316
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,206
Hello?
317
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,206
Hello?
318
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,206
Hello?
319
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,620
[ Line clicks ][ Sighs ]
320
00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,310
She hung up.
321
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,413
Lord, why do you give
old people technology?
322
00:11:04,448 --> 00:11:06,206
[ Chuckles ]
323
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:08,448
'Cause it tickle the shit
out of Pops.
324
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,172
Man: Yo, man, what's up
with the surveillance?
325
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,827
Ambro: Watch out, Clancy.
I got this.Ooh.
326
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,551
[ Gate clanks ]
327
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,103
Whoa!
328
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,068
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ah, ah, ah.
329
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,413
Stop the damn car.
330
00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:21,620
Stop the damn car.
331
00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,517
Stop pointing that damn gun
at me, Ambro.
332
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,241
I came here to see Boonie.
333
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:28,517
I said turn off
the goddamn engine.
334
00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,379
I ain't
turning off shit.
335
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:33,275
Move out my way.Man: Let's go, ladies.
Move it!
336
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,103
Okay, we got
a situation at Charlie.
337
00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,379
Shalinka to see Boonie.
338
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:37,655
I need to search the car.Man: 10-4 Ambro.
339
00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:39,241
You not searching my car.
340
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:40,103
Why not?
341
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,517
Because it's my car.
342
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:43,379
And what you got to hide?
343
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,827
The shit in my car.
344
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:48,241
And what is with this outfit
you wearing?
345
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,413
Cosplay?
346
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:52,275
No, this ain't
no motherfuckin cosplay.
347
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:55,000
I don't even know
what the hell that is.You know what?
348
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:58,241
You getting on my damn nerves,
Ambro.
349
00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,103
I ain't come here
for this shit today,
350
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,034
and I ain't got time for it.
351
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,517
I got a parent-teacher
conference to go to.
352
00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:05,448
I'm already nervous
about that.
353
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,310
I know the war was rough,
354
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:11,379
and a lot of y'all got back here
with real problems.
355
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:15,517
But I encourage you
to get some help.
356
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,551
But first,
let me encourage you
357
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:20,103
to stay
the fuck away from me
358
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:23,172
and have
a precious damn day!
359
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:26,103
You can't stop me
from seeing my baby daddy.
360
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,517
You done lost your mind.All right, then.
361
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,655
Okay. We got a --
362
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:30,172
We were right on you.
All right.
363
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,206
We got a rogue.Especially if you can't
364
00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:33,379
stop somebody from getting
through with a couch.
365
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,068
Okay, Word Keepers.
We got a code ---
366
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,310
Ain't no damn
Word Keepers.
367
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,620
But I bet
I'm going through
368
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,620
this bullshit-ass
barricade.
369
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,068
Man: Ain't none of y'all
got a phone charger?
370
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:43,172
Oh, shit!
371
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,379
[ Drone whirring ]
Clancy!
372
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,517
Lloyd: Come on.
373
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,206
[ Bottles clanking ]Okay.
374
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,068
Look at that.
Come on, now.
375
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,620
Come on here.
376
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,413
There we go.
Come on, then.
377
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:54,103
All right.
378
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:56,827
Who knew that I could smell
Darby in a liquor store
379
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,413
a half mile away?
380
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,413
Oh, my goodness.
Lookit here.
381
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:08,068
Now, if I can't get drunk
drinking it, uh...
382
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:12,620
Maybe...just maybe...
383
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:14,310
Hm.
384
00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,310
Let's try it.
385
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,310
♪♪
386
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,620
No one to stop me.
387
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,275
Come on.
388
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,620
Come on, Darby.
389
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,620
I'm depending on you.
390
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,241
I don't get it.
391
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,379
Boonie, Boonlinka
is your daughter.
392
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:30,172
Ms. Tudi,
she's your granddaughter.
393
00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:32,551
And, Jesus,
she's a child of God.
394
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,310
Y'all should be helping
me and Boonie
395
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:38,172
be on time for this meeting
at Boonlinka's school.
396
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:42,241
Instead, y'all in here
hiding out like Anne Frank,
397
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,655
schemin' how to get old folks
through barricades
398
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,379
so they can buy
weed and Viagra?
399
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,448
What the hell
you lookin' at, Boonie?
400
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,172
And what the hell
is this?
401
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,068
Well, Ms. Tudi
kindly decided
402
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,655
to throw in
some free adult diapers.
403
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,551
Counterfeit diapers,
Jesus?
404
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,103
Ms. Tudi:
No, no, no, no.
405
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,448
These are called
"Tight and Tidy."
406
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,275
Ain't that an accident
waiting to happen.
407
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:05,344
And I intended the hell
out of that pun.
408
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,620
[ Chuckles ]
409
00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:14,241
Ambro: So, when I push
this down like this,
410
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:15,620
I want you
to push the button forward.
411
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,103
Got it?
412
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:19,310
Yeah.
The thing is, Ambro, I...
413
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:21,206
I'd be better
with a steering wheel.
414
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:25,068
See, these things is like
operating two tiny penises.
415
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:28,379
I wouldn't know nothing
about that, Clancy.
416
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,103
Hold up.
417
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,275
Okay.
418
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,655
Now!
419
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,827
[ Drone whirring ]
420
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,068
♪♪
421
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,517
[ Indistinct radio chatter ]
422
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,379
Whoooo-ooh!
423
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,517
It pretty!
[ Laughing ]
424
00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,379
Fly, sugar baby! Fly!
425
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,103
What's wrong with you?
426
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,103
Man, nothin', it's just...
427
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,379
It's just that,
uh, you know,
428
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,517
Li'l Boonie needs
some lil' love right now,
429
00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:00,551
you know what I'm saying?
430
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,103
To help him get straight.
431
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,206
Or maybe un-straight.
432
00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:06,103
Hey, let's hit that bathroom up
for a hot minute.
433
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:09,172
Boonie, you know we too damn big
for that bathroom.
434
00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:12,172
That bathroom ain't big enough
for two ants to get busy in.
435
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:15,206
And why you pushin' up?
We ain't drunk.
436
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:18,206
[ Mumbles ]Wait a damn minute.
437
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:20,379
Did your mama make you take
some of them pills
438
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:22,620
to prove their efficacy?
439
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,206
Efficacy?
440
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,620
What -- Oh, you fuckin
professors now?
441
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:28,620
No, she did it
to prove to Jesus
442
00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,413
they could make
my dick hard.
443
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,448
Black Jesus: Look, dawg,
I don't need no proof
444
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,068
of your junk getting hard.
445
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,344
I just didn't want her
selling them old folks
446
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:36,379
no false promises.
447
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,344
Man, trust me.
This stuff is extra-strength.
448
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,379
[ Chuckles ]
You get the whole --
449
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,655
Shalinka: Ms. Tudi,
how you gonna experiment
450
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,827
on your own
child's genitals
451
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,172
with some fake-ass
pharmaceuticals?
452
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:49,517
Shalinka,
do me a solid here,
453
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,275
and don't mess with me
no more today.
454
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,379
I'm trying to figure
out how to get these
niggas out the way
455
00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:54,517
before the seniors come.
456
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,517
[ Distant laughter, chatter ]
457
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,344
What the hell?
458
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,655
[ Drone whirring ]
459
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,827
Man: Hey, Ambro!
I got a doctor's appointment!What the hell is that?
460
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,241
Look like some kind of
trash heap or something.
461
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,103
Oh, no.
That's a drone.
462
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,379
You see the camera?
463
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:12,655
Ambro's probably using it
for surveillance.
464
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:16,103
Oh, shoot.
Here come Ms. Evans.
465
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:18,448
All right, I need a diversion.
Here, hold this, Shalinka.
466
00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:19,517
[ Gun cocks ]
467
00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:20,413
[ Gasps ][ Gunshot ]
468
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,517
[ Whirring distorts ]
469
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:22,620
-Whoa!
-What?!
470
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:23,655
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey, hey.
471
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,103
[ Drone sputtering ]
472
00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,655
Ambro: Drone down!
473
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:27,827
Heads up!
474
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,103
-Aah!
-Oh! Oh, Lord!
475
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:31,827
-Clancy!
-We got a fire!
476
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,827
It wasn't me, Am!
Somebody shot it down!
477
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,103
Damn. I didn't know
it was gonna do all that.
478
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,344
Lis-- Listen.
You got to go.
Go, go, go, go!
479
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,517
Word Keepers!
480
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,172
Checkpoint Charlie's
under attack!
481
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:42,517
Checkpoint Charlie's
under attack!
482
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:43,620
Boonie, here they come.
483
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:44,655
It hurts to run!
484
00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:48,103
Man: Nothing true, y'all.
485
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,379
Here come my stuff.
That's what I'm talking about.
486
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:52,655
Mm, mm, mm.
487
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:55,068
All right.
488
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:58,103
Boonie: Whew!
Y'all -- y'all good?
489
00:16:58,137 --> 00:16:59,827
You sure this weed is good?
490
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,620
And -- and the pills
gonna grow wood?
491
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,379
Trust me,
this stuff ain't no joke.
492
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,103
Okay. You ain't playing me,
are you?
493
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,310
I ain't pla-- Feel that.
494
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,413
Hey.Take your digits.
495
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,620
[ Car starts ]Get on away from here,
boy.
496
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,068
Girl...
497
00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:17,068
[ Car drives off ]
498
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,620
[ Engine revs ]
499
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,517
Watch out! Get in!
500
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,517
-Get down! No, get down!
-Ow!
501
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,172
Damn! I think I shattered
Li'l Boonie!
502
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,172
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
503
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,172
Boonie: Get down![ Engine revving ]
504
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,827
-Here they come right now!
-Incoming!
505
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,103
Man: Freedom fighters!
506
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:36,103
[ Tires squealing ]
507
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:37,275
[ Gunshots ]
508
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,275
Oh!
509
00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:39,655
♪♪
510
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,310
Aaaah!
511
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:44,310
Yoga Bitches run this hood,
Tudi!
512
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,310
-Namaste, bitch!
-Get 'em, mama!
513
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:49,241
[ Gunfire ]
514
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,172
[ Laughs ]
515
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,517
-Watch out!
-What the hell?!
516
00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:54,000
Aaaah!
517
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,379
[ Yoga Bitches whooping ]
518
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,517
[ Screaming, firing ]
519
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:58,620
[ Laughs ]
520
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:00,827
Black Jesus:
Whose car that is, Boonie?
521
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,827
♪♪
522
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,206
That was amazing.
523
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:09,517
Word Keepers,
we protected home base.
524
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,448
But those bitches
will be back.
525
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,000
It's time for review.
526
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:17,551
[ Splashing ]
527
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:18,620
Lloyd: Brrrr!
528
00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,827
Ohhhh! Hmmm! Darby.
529
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,172
♪♪
530
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,241
Oh, yeah.
That feel good.
531
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,517
Come on, Darby.
Work your magic.
532
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:30,620
[ Record scratches ]It ain't working!
Damn you, Jesuuuuus!
533
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:33,655
Boonlinka is a very special
little girl.
534
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:36,655
She -- are you okay,
Mr. Johnson?
535
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,103
[ Groans ]
536
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:40,413
Is that a Tight and Tidy
adult diaper?
537
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:41,517
Uh, yeah.
538
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:43,448
It's just
this little cut I got.
539
00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:45,103
It's really started bleeding
540
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:47,206
now that the pill I took
wore off.
541
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:50,344
And I feel like all the blood
is rushing down
542
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,517
from [Chuckles] Li'l Boonie,
and...
543
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,655
But -- but I'ma be...
544
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,413
I, uh...
545
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,551
It's -- my -- my blood.
546
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,379
♪♪
547
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,413
Oh...
548
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:07,000
This punk-ass. I --
549
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,206
Miss Marburry,
can we reschedule, please?
550
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:22,379
♪♪
551
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:31,206
♪♪
552
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:40,137
♪♪
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