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Jesus!
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Just the man
I want to see.
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Damn, Lloyd, you back
on the street, man?
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What happened?
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You and Vic had
another roomie spat?
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Yeah, my ex-best friend
kicked me out.
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I don't give
a damn about him.
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I couldn't tell you how it was
living with that punk.
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He's a tyrant.
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Act like he's
the mayor of something.
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"Lloyd, wash
your ass, Lloyd.
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"Wash your ass, Lloyd.
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Ass. Ass. Ass."
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He was obsessed.
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I was like, "Damn, why you
worried about my ass?"
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'Cause your ass stink, Lloyd.
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Whatever.
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He gonna get what's
coming to him.
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Have a little food there, Jesus.
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Oh, thanks, Lloyd.
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Get as much as you
want now, Jesus.
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Now... um, I want to talk
to you about my Christmas list.
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Now, I've been very good.
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I've been... I'm talking about
I've been excellent.
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And I got a long list of things
that I want for Christmas.
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Thank you for the food, man,
but I've been telling folks
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to miss me with that
"I've been good" shit, man.
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Take it to that fat white
[bleep] down at the mall, brah.
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But it's Christmas.Yeah, I know it's Christmas.
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It's my birthday.
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Why you got to get shit
on my birthday?
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I don't get shit on yours, man.
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[bleep] out of here.
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Jesus!
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Come back here!
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You better learn
what Christmas is all about!
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JESUS:
Man, people always surprised
to hear how I hate Christmas,
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but they shouldn't be, 'cause
Christmas is some bullshit.
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It's supposed to be
about giving,
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but every year
the takers come out.
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Case in point.
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Jesus.
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[laughs]
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I'm sorry, did I
wake you? My bad.
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Early Christmas
present.
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Happy birthday to
the King of kings.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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And there's more
where that came from
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if you just come to
my Christmas party.
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Man, you can keep this
little funky-ass weed, man.
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I told you I wasn't coming
to your party, Ms. Tudi.
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Jesus, baby, please,
you got to come.
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Because I've already
sent out invitations
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and-and e-mails with
your picture on it.
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Merry Christmas,
Ms. Tudi.Merry Christmas, baby.
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You always have me on some
exploitative shit, man.
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Just like last year.
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Remember you set up
the little photo booth
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and charged people $20 a head?
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A dub a head!
Right, right.
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To take a picture with me.That was good!
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No, it wasn't good, man--
You had drunk [bleep]
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sitting on my lap,
spilling drink all on my garb.
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Smelling like yak all night;
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is that how you want to be
treated for your birthday?
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MS. TUDI: All right, well,
listen here-- this is different.
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Now, I got the
best idea ever.
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Okay, check this out.
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A live nativity scene
on my front lawn
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starring... you!
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Huh?!
[laughs]
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You want me to be
a lawn ornament?
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That's some bullshit,
Ms. Tudi.
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You know what?
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I'm thinking about Buddhism.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
the Australian con man.
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Merry Christmas, nigga.
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Hey, Vic.
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Did you really
kick Lloyd out, man?
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On Christmas, brah?
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Hell yeah, I did.
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He's a degenerate.
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A lowlife.
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Got a horrible work ethic,
just like you.
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You know, man,
that's some [bleep] up shit
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to tell a brother
on his birthday, man.Birthday?
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That's right. Yeah.
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Well, I got some good
news for you, man.
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Gift straight from God.[chuckling]: Wha...?
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Hey, Pops blessed you
with a gift?
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The Word?! Ah, man, that's
the gift that keep on giving.
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Come on, lay it on me, man,
come on, what'd he say?
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He says, "Beware
of false prophets
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"and those that would
disguise themselves
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"to be servants
of righteousness.
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"Their end will correspond
with their deeds,
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"as they will be hurled into
a lake of burning sulfur
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to be tormented day in
and day out forever."
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Vic, man,
I-I don't think
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that was supposed
to be taken literally, brah.
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In your case, you better
take it literally.
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You going to
Hell, con man.
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In case you didn't know,
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that's a whole lot
hotter than Australia.
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Hater, man.
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Man, everybody can miss me
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with this stupid-ass
holiday bullshit.
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Oh, man, here this
nigga go again.
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Nah, man, seriously though.
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Whatever that is they
out there celebrating
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ain't got shit to do with me.
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FISH: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know,
Jesus-- you hate Christmas.
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Everybody knows
that you hate Christmas.
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Yeah, man, why you got
to [bleep] it up
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for the rest of us, man?
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You want to be known as the
Jesus that ruined Christmas?
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FISH: Yeah, man, don't be
ruining our Christmas
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just 'cause you
in a bad mood.
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So we gonna celebrate
your birthday
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a little early this year.
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[chuckles]
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[laughing]:
Oh, snap!
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Hey, y'all did
this for me?
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[laughs]
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Yeah, man, so cheer
your ass up, man.
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We got you.
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Your homies got
your back, man.
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Hey, things could be
a lot worse.
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[knocking on door]
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Get the door, Jay.
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Hey, baby.
[coughs]
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What's up?
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Your mail.
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I don't know why I'm
still getting it--
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we haven't lived
together in ages.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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You ain't even have
to do all that.
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Hey, Dianne.
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Want to come inside
and kick it?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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Ah.
All right, well, have
fun "kicking it."
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[speaks in Spanish]
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Have fun shooting people.
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Jay, you need to go
with her, man.
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It's your destiny, man.
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She want to spend
Christmas with you.
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Nah, I'll just
call her later.
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Hey, Jesus, what am I
getting this year?
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Nothing, man, your daddy's an
alcoholic and he lost his job.
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Stop being so self-centered.
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[child sobs]
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Jesus, man, you shouldn't
do stuff like that.
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Nah, they don't care about
nothing but theyself, man.
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People are over
Christmas now.
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You're not the only one who
hates your birthday, all right?
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You don't have a job,
you don't have no money,
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you can't go shopping.
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To be honest, we all
wish we could skip it.
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And I wish I could
just skip being
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the Holy Redeemer
and the Heavenly Savior.
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All right, now you
just talking crazy.
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Nah, man, I'm telling
the truth, man.
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Sometimes I don't even want
to be Jesus no more.
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Here I am spreading the goodness
and the [bleep] light,
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you feel me?
That's all I know.
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But all they know is
the Santa Claus bullshit.
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Hey, brah, I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
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Ah, here we go, man.
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Why you got to
mess with me, man?
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Man, you are too agitated
and too black right now.
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And this outfit is offensive--
it's Christmas.
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You right-- it isChristmas.
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It's mybirthday!
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My [bleep] birthday!
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[bleep] all this
hyper-consumerism bullshit!
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This ain't
what Christmas is about!
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It's about getting
your boy what he want!
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And what I want
is peace on [bleep] Earth!
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Donnie!
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We on top of this [bleep]!
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Donnie!
Oh, yeah, bitch-ass
Santa Claus.
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Hey, man,
it's his birthday, man, oh!
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Donnie!
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[grunting]
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Jesus, are you okay?
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Quick, we need an ambulance!
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[echoing]:
Jesus! Jesus!
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Are you okay?
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[echoing]:
Are you okay? ...you okay?
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All right, so,
how you feeling?
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That's a pretty nasty
bump you got there.
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But no concussions
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or serious damage.
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What day is it?
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Still Christmas Eve.
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Are my, are my friends here?
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You didn't come
with any friends.
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Look, I just need you to
fill out a few documents,
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and I'll have you
on your way, Fred.
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Wait...
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What you call me, brah?
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Fred.
Fred Bethlehem?
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At least, that's what's
on your driver's license.
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[scoffs]
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I don't have
a driver's license, man.
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Somebody should've
told this guy.
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Hmm.
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[laughing]: You were
born on Christmas Day.
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That must suck!
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[sighs]
Look,
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Doctor, somebody
made a huge mistake.
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Man, that's not me, brah.
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L-Like I said, that's
a pretty nasty bump.
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But it'll all start
coming back to you soon...
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Fred.
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I got to get out of here.
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Hey, Pops, it's me, man.
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There's some strange shit
going on down here.
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And I really need you to holler
at me with the quickness.
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Until then, I'm just gonna
assume it was your divine hand
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putting in work.
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In my resplendent
and illustrious name,
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I pray, Pops.
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Amen, amen.
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Oh, my bad, Lloyd.
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You good?
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What the hell?
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Oh, Freddie, hey!
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What's going on, man?
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Listen, I'm just up here
enjoying the day,
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taking a nice little nap, man.
How you been, Freddie?
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Darby?
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No, I'm not cool!
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What is you doing out
here on the streets,
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looking like Lloyd?!Hold up, nigga.
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I might be dirty, nasty
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and drunker than a [bleep],
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but I damn sure
don't look like no Lloyd!
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That's just mean.
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Hey, fellas,
how's it going?
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Hey, it's that doctor!
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I ain't no doctor.
That-that's my side hustle.
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This is my real job.
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How's your head, Fred?
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Everything okay?
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[laughs]:
Oh, okay, I get it.
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You ain't no doctor, man.
You a angel!
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You can't fool me, man.
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I know angels when I see them.
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Guilty!
[laughs]
253
00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:24,771
Freddie,
you-you okay, man?
254
00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:26,255
Brah, I told you, man.
255
00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:27,981
My name ain't Freddie, man.
256
00:09:28,015 --> 00:09:29,983
It's Jesus H. Christ.
Come on, you know me, brah.
257
00:09:30,017 --> 00:09:31,260
Nigga, you on the pipe?
258
00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,745
Actually your name
was Jesus H. Christ.
259
00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:36,990
Now you're Freddie Bethlehem,
ordinary negro.
260
00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:38,578
Retired-foreign-league
261
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,441
basketball-playing-looking
[bleep].
262
00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:41,926
And look at your boy Jason.
263
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,790
Without Jesus in his life.
264
00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:45,274
Piece of shit, Bobby Brown
265
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,725
reject-looking [bleep]--
look at him!
266
00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,451
He's given up.
Nigga, you know
I can hear you?
267
00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:51,832
All right, so look, man,
you never
268
00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:52,902
did answer my question, man.
269
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:53,938
This-this is all Pops
270
00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:55,146
trying to teach me some little
271
00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,285
Christmas lesson
or something, right?
272
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:57,631
No, this is not Pops
273
00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,426
teaching you some type
of Christmas lesson.
274
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,360
It's Pops granting you
your Christmas wish.
275
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,673
You're not Jesus anymore.
276
00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:08,159
[laughs]
277
00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:10,299
JESUS:
You're [bleep] with me, right?
278
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,783
I mean, Pops took away
my divinity?
279
00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:13,958
Have you noticed how hard
it is to reach him now?
280
00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:16,546
Ordinary people
can't reach God.
281
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,825
They need you.Ain't this a bitch?
282
00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:20,654
[door creaks]
283
00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:24,658
Freddie, how many
times I told you
284
00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:26,453
to stop loitering in
front of Compton Gardens,
285
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,041
giving it a bad name?
286
00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:29,767
Lloyd?!
Jason!
287
00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:32,148
Get that dirty,
funky box out of here!
288
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,668
Package?
289
00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:37,706
And I told you stop throwing
packages over that gate.
290
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,672
Okay, I'm sorry.
291
00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,156
You threw one last week.All right.
292
00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,502
And this funky-ass
nigga here got it.
293
00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:44,057
Lies!
And I'm gonna sue your ass.
294
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:45,403
Mr. Lloyd, I will see you
295
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,680
at the Compton Christmas
Celebration, right?
296
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,199
Oh, yeah,
I'll be there.
297
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,719
[chuckling]
298
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:53,204
ANGEL: Without you, Lloyd
stayed in the rat race.
299
00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:55,206
And as you can see, look!
300
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,174
He's just a bitter,
angry [bleep].
301
00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:00,521
All right, ah.
302
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,178
Got more packages to deliver.
303
00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,215
Hey, wait, though-- if-if-if
Lloyd running the complex,
304
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,526
where Vic at?
305
00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,597
Vic's the mayor of Compton!
306
00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:13,707
[Lloyd grunts]
307
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,398
[laughing]
308
00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:23,027
I got a special
Christmas gift for you--
309
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:25,339
a bullet up your ass.
310
00:11:25,374 --> 00:11:27,583
[laughing]
311
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,276
VIC:
Tudi!
312
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:32,899
What?
313
00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,279
Where's that son of yours?
314
00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,833
I need to know quick.
315
00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,731
We got 40 minutes
to get down to the park
316
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,388
and it's gonna take me 30
minutes to whip his ass
317
00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,423
for what he did.You didn't say
318
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:41,735
nothing about no gun.
319
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,564
Now, why you got the gun?Come on, baby.
320
00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,877
This is Compton. It's a lot
of crazy fools out there.
321
00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:47,465
Ain't you the mayor?
322
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,018
Ain't that why you got
323
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,400
all them bodyguards
and Secret Service?
324
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,884
I don't need them niggas.
325
00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:54,472
I'm the sheep dog.
326
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,060
The protector of the flock.
327
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,545
[laughing]:
The sheep...?!
That's right.
328
00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,616
Hey, what's up, Moms?
Sorry I'm late.
329
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,445
Ooh, ooh.I had to go get my hair cut.
330
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,482
Uh-oh!
I got a new outfit.
331
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,759
And I got my nails done,
my feet done, new jewelry...
332
00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:06,967
Stop, Boon.
333
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,417
Just stop it.
Stop.
334
00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:12,110
Boonie, I was in
your room earlier.
335
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:15,113
And I found this.
336
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:17,253
VIC:
Oh, hell nah! Nah, nah.
337
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,496
It's because of that bitch!
338
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,981
No stepson of mine
gonna be a druggie!
339
00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:24,329
[Boonie screaming][Ms. Tudi shouting]
340
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,607
You big-ass bitch!
I'm gonna whip your ass!
341
00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:29,507
That's why the nigga like you!Wish you had an ass!
342
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,060
Come over here, bitch!
Come here!
343
00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:32,130
[Boonie crying]
344
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,925
Bad! No drugs, nigga!
345
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,410
MS. TUDI: And you gave
my precious Boonie weed!
346
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,827
I'm gonna beat your ass, bitch!
347
00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:41,001
See, it's the mayor
house right here.
348
00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,417
Nah, man, this Ms. Tudi's hou--
349
00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,765
Vic and Ms. Tudi?
350
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,836
Imagine that.
Without you,
351
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,769
Ms. Tudi never knew
the pleasures of weed.
352
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,702
She became a alcoholic
and married Vic.
353
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:53,807
What?!
354
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:55,809
Yep, and without you
around to hate on,
355
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,708
Vic had enough time and energy
to run for mayor and win.
356
00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:01,642
[Boonie shouting]
Is that...
Dianne?
357
00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,852
Freddie?
358
00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:05,957
Damn it, Freddie, what the hell
are you doing here?
359
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,165
I'm working!
360
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,546
Hey, look, Dianne,
361
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,651
I-I know this might
sound crazy as [bleep],
362
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,688
but I'm not who
you think I am, girl.
363
00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:15,035
DIANNE:
Yes, you are, Freddie.
You're a loser.
364
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,107
What's this?
You hanging out
with bums, now? Huh?
365
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:19,315
I've had enough of this.
366
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,661
This relationship is--
367
00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:22,042
[indistinct voice over earpiece]
368
00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,699
Yes, sir.
Okay, okay.
369
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:24,493
[sighs]
370
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:25,701
Some of us
are working.
371
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:27,979
Merry Christmas, you asshole.
372
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,050
Man, how you lose
a woman like that?
373
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:32,328
You know what I'd do
to have a woman like that?
374
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:33,536
Oh!
375
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:35,953
Man, that isyour woman!
376
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,644
You ain't my daddy!
377
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,301
Everybody, come on,
let's get cleaned up.
378
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:40,716
I'm sorry.
We gotta get down
379
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,994
to the park and talk
to the people of Compton.
380
00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:46,170
I'm-a finish whupping
your ass when I get back.
381
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,379
I'll be your daddy
then, nigga.
382
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,037
Mayor! Over here!
Mayor, Mayor, over here!
383
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,970
Hey, get that
camera out of here.Mayor, over here!
384
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,592
Come on, girl...I-I got it, I got it.
385
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,421
Hey! Boon!Can I get one?
386
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:57,871
What's up, Boon?
It's me!
387
00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,873
It's your boy, Jesus!Hey, [bleep] you, man.
388
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,150
Maggie! What's up?
It's your boy, it's Jesus!
389
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,013
ANGEL:
Mayor, look this way!
390
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,394
Right here!Come on, man, watch out.
391
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:06,535
What's up, man?
392
00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,226
It's your boy!
393
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,883
ANGEL:
Mayor, let me get one!
394
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:12,506
Are y'all just gonna
push off old Jesus?
395
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,060
Come on, it's...
396
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,546
Okay.
397
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,030
A'ight, a'ight, dawg.
398
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:21,377
Look, this is all getting
a little bit too weird.
399
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,793
Okay, Pops, I'm good,
I'm straight.
400
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,934
Tell Pops I got the message,
I understand, I'm straight.
401
00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:28,557
I don't want to not be
Jesus no more; I'm good.
402
00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:31,077
I can't help you, bruh.
403
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,288
Fish...
404
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,910
Hey, you know this
dude named Fish?
405
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:39,188
Yeah. You talking 'bout
your homeboy Fish, right?
406
00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,396
Yeah!
407
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:42,053
Yeah, you know, the
brown-skinned dude?
408
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,883
Thug nigga?
Yes, yes!
409
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,574
I always liked Fish, man.Yeah...
410
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,058
You know, he-he my kind
of dude right there.
411
00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,232
Uh, where he at, though?
412
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,612
Oh, he dead.
413
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:51,752
Yeah.
414
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,962
Police kill him
for selling burned DVDs.
415
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,204
Mm-hmm.
416
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,619
Shame.
417
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,760
Wh... Wh... Where?
418
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:02,487
Couple blocks
up that way.
419
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,008
Crazy nigga.
420
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:10,047
Nah, Pops.
Pops, come on, Pops.
421
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:13,498
I'm sorry I hated
on Christmas so hard, Pops.
422
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,638
I'm sorry I s...
I said I didn't want to be
423
00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,847
your Divine and Holy Son
no more, Pops.
424
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:20,195
[sobbing]
425
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,683
It's too late for Fish, Freddie.
426
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,754
Jesus was the only one
427
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:28,789
holding him down
in these streets.
428
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:30,412
And you better
hurry up,
429
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,793
because Fish won't be
the only dead homie out here.
430
00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:34,864
Lloyd is planning
on assassinating Vic
431
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:37,108
at the Christmas
in Compton celebration.
432
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:38,799
Assassinate Vic?
433
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,664
Without you, Lloyd became
a radical libertarian.
434
00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:42,872
He thinks Vic's a tyrant.
435
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,254
[Lloyd chuckling maniacally]
436
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,325
[bleep] is crazy.
437
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,879
No, Pops, this can't be right.
438
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,158
Pops, this ain't right, Pops!
439
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,366
Come on, Pops.
440
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,988
Come on,
let's fix this, Pops,
441
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,817
come on, Pops,
send me a sign, Pops.
442
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:58,198
This ain't real, man!
443
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,717
Oh, no, it's real, it's real.
444
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,029
Here go your sign
right here.
445
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:03,514
You put it up there. Look.
Say "Freddie B."
446
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:05,240
Mm-hmm.
447
00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:11,694
[chuckling]
448
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,389
Now that's what I'm talking
'bout, pimp?
449
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,012
Thanks, Pops.
450
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,151
Come on, Jay.
451
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,359
[chuckling]
452
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:23,189
Hey, nigga, slow down.
453
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:28,711
VIC:
Welcome, and Merry Christmas.
454
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,023
As we all know,
455
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,853
Christmas is a time
for happiness.
456
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,027
Joy.
457
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,511
Family.
458
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:38,687
And family is what I want
to talk to y'all about today.
459
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,861
See, we have a scourge
in our neighborhoods
460
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:44,589
and that scourge is called
marijuana.
461
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,039
Why, I just caught my stepson
462
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,661
smoking marijuana
just this morning.
463
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:48,904
Yeah, that's right, Boonie.
464
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,871
You [bleep] up Christmas
for everybody!
465
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:54,944
That's why, henceforth,
as your mayor, I declare,
466
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:58,362
okay, that in spite
of the liberals
467
00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:01,779
and all these other hippies
running around talking shit,
468
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,230
smoking weed-- and weed itself--
469
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:09,097
will remain
illegal in Compton forever.
470
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,960
That's right, 'cause we gonna
have a clean Compton.
471
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,790
A Compton where little babies
472
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,241
can breathe freely.
473
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,243
A Compton where kids
can walk to school
474
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:18,692
without walking through
a cloud of smoke.
475
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,073
We pushing for a new Compton!
476
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,731
A Compton where niggas
remember they last name!
477
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:25,285
Where we no longer have to spend
478
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,391
half our paychecks on chips
479
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,531
from smoking weed
and gettin' the munchies.
480
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,395
We gonna move forward...Can't let the
tyrant get away!
481
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,811
What the hell are you
doing here, Lloyd?!
482
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,123
LLOYD: Sending your
black ass home!
483
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:39,196
[people shouting, screaming]
484
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,129
Aah!
485
00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:46,306
MS. TUDI:
No! No! Vic!
486
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:48,205
Hey, what the [bleep]
are you doing?
487
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,345
Someone's coming, baby!I'm sending you home!
488
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,451
MS. TUDI:
Vic!
489
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:54,901
[screams, sobs]
490
00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:56,834
MS. TUDI:
Oh, my baby!
491
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,974
OFFICER: It's the Mayor
and his wife!Babe! My baby!
492
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,251
OFFICER:
We need backup!
493
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:01,563
[echoing]:
Pops...
494
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,806
Pops, Pops, please...
495
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,256
MS. TUDI [sobbing]:
Baby...!
496
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,120
[echoing]:
Please, Pops, I've had it...
497
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:10,261
MAGGIE:
Jesus! Are you okay?
498
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,263
Jesus... are you okay?
499
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,129
What day is it?
500
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,166
You're okay!
501
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,477
It's Christmas Eve.
502
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,169
You dating Boonie?
503
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,687
Ew.
504
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,999
No, I tried to give her
some money,
505
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:25,276
but she wouldn't go for it.
506
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:28,521
It ain't too late.
It's ain't too late!
507
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:30,247
It ain't too late!
Hallelujah!
508
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:31,627
He did it, y'all!
509
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,353
It ain't too late,
you know, he did it.
510
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:36,736
God delivered us from the most
[bleep] up Christmas ever!
511
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,359
Eh...Merry Christmas!
512
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,709
JESUS: All right,
so maybe I need to chill out
513
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,297
on Christmas, man.
514
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:49,162
Problem is, we put way too much on it, you know?
515
00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:50,888
Christmas is a time
to [bleep] with cake,
516
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,476
love all your peeps,
share your weed
517
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,305
and be thankful
for your blessings.
518
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,274
And get fat with people
you love. That's it.
519
00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:58,344
[laughter]
520
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,693
Merry Christmas, buddy.
521
00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:06,662
Hey, man, why don't you come in
and have some Christmas dinner?
522
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,319
Really, Vic?Really.
523
00:19:08,354 --> 00:19:09,665
Oh, Vic...
524
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,633
Oh, you the man, Vic.
[laughing]
525
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,290
Thank you, Vic.
526
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:14,394
You still stink, man.
527
00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:16,914
I got some new
Christmas soaps.
Yeah.
528
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,467
Smell like
cinnamon.
Okay.
529
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,020
Everybody know
cinnamon
530
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:22,022
smell better
than ass.Thank you.
531
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:24,542
JESUS:
Oh, and it's a great excuse
for hard-headed [bleep] niggas
532
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:26,475
to squash that bullshit
they going through
533
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,408
and just keep it moving.
534
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,651
[Jesus laughs]
535
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:32,412
Yeah, them, too.
536
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:33,827
But at the end of it all,
537
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:35,864
what matters most is me:
538
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:37,728
Jesus Christ.
539
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,592
As much as I loved me before,
540
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,180
I love me even more now.
541
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,043
And that's what Christmas
is all about.
542
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:44,873
And [bleep] Santa Claus!
543
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:47,393
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