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I know you've missed me.
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Mm, baby, you know my
whole life has been
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absolutely terrible
since we broke up.
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[cell phone rings]Mm.
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I got to take this.
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Okay, I'll be
right back?
Mmm.
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What'd you hear?
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The DA said what?!
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No. No, I want
them charged.
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I've given this guy
and his idiot friend
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way too many chances.
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They're going to jail this time.
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Come-come on.
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Weed, a gun,
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delinquent child support
and a parole violation?
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It's a crew of idiots.
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Yeah.
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[sighs]
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Mmm, are you ready for me?
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[moans]
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I'm about to rock your...
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What?
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What is it, baby?
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Um, you know I want
this to work, right?
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But what?
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And you... you know
I love you, right?
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[sighs]
What is it, Jason?
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I just don't...
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I don't think
it's gonna work.
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I mean, as-as long
as you're a cop.
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Sorry.
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You are actually
breaking up with me?
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Before we even
got back together?!
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You no-good, jobless,
bald-headed, brainwashed bitch!
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Damn.
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[music playing on radio]
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Bernadette.
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What?
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Turn the radio off.
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[music stops]
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I don't care
how long it takes.
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We're gonna hide until she gets
the [bleep] out of here.
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BERNADETTE:
You think they're in there?JESUS: Oh, I... Oh, yeah.
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They're definitely in there.
Lloyd!
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Jesus! I wish he'd go away
for another 2,000 years.
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Me and you gotta stick together.
We can't let this bitch
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come between us.That's what I'm talking about.
Stick together.
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We got to show a united front.A united front!
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Where you know
Lloyd's janky ass from?Oh, he's my husband.
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Oh, I'm... I apologize. Did
I say "janky"? I didn't...Oh, that's okay.
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That's okay. Ex-husband. We're
trying to work it out, you know?Oh. Oh, okay.
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Oh, y'all gettin' it
back together, huh?[chuckles] Yeah.
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Oh, I love love. You
know, I'm all for love.[laughs]
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I'm, like, the ambassador
of love. Lloyd,Oh, okay.
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come on out here
and get this love, boy!
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[chuckling]:
Hey. Guys, hey, there you go.
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Hey, guys, look,
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this is Lloyd's lovely
lawfully wedded wife, man.
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How about that? Did you know
Lloyd was married, Vic?
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We know who
she is.
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Hey, Vic, you smell great, man.
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Is that...
is that English Leather?
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You like starting trouble,
don't you, nigga?Huh?
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Get out of here!
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LLOYD: A divorce?Well, we haven't been living
as husband and wife
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in over a decade.
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We might as well
make it official.
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I can't believe it.
Thank you, Bernadette!
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Aw, you're so sweet.
[laughs]Oh, okay. Okay.
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You don't have to be
that happy about it.Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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Let's celebrate. Hit the Darby!
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I'm so proud of you, Fish.
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After five long years,
seconds away from freedom.
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Mm.Yeah, it's a big day right here.
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All right, y'all,
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it's the last one, homies.
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Five years to the day.
I've been good, though.
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I've been damn good.Yeah, relatively.
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[chuckles]
Thank you, Father.
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"Have you been arrested
in the last month?"
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Nope. Miss me
with that. Swerve.
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"Have you moved since
your last probation meeting?"
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Nope. Same crib.
Holla at your boy.
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All right. "Please wait."
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I can wait.
Ain't in no rush.
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"Please take your ticket."
All right, where my ticket?
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BOONIE:
Yo, what's wrong, man?
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Let me see it.
"Please see attendant."
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Yeah, what does
that mean?
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They gonna piss me.BOONIE:
Oh, shit.
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They did the same thing
to my cousin Manny.
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Hit him
with a last-day piss test.
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What happened?
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He had herb in his system.
He violated his parole.
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He had to serve his original
sentence. Four years.
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Damn, he had to do four years
for smoking a [bleep] joint?
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Calm down, calm down. This
ain't even a case, you know?
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Just relax,
just relax.So you gonna holla
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at Pops?
He can handle this for me?No,
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see, 'cause-'cause
Pops, see, you know,
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he kind of do
his own thing...
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Nigga, all my goddamn food
you eat, and you can't
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holla at your pops
to handle this?
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Fish, you
know damn well
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how Pops get
down, man.
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His powers is
infinite, but mine?
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Mine are limited, dawg. I-I
can only do what I can do.
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Let me see it, man. It say,
"Please see attendant
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in the next 48 hours."
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Look, I went through this
with Manny, man.
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I know how to beat the test.
I know the science
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behind this. I'm-a show you
how to beat the game, baby.
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Nigga, you can't even spell
"science." Move, man.
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So, he does that every night?
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Every night.
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Well, come on.
Let's let him sleep.
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Let him sleep.
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Hey, come on, now.
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We can't do this.We can.
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No, we can't. It's adultery.
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God knows Lloyd and I
are through.
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Look, we're talking
paperwork, lawyers.
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Me and Lloyd are still friends.
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What you think he's gonna
think about all this?
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He would be happy for us.
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Lloyd doesn't want
me anymore.
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Come on now, baby. You don't
have to feel guilty at all.
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Mmm.
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Not at all.
[chuckles]
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[Vic chuckles]
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[snoring]VIC:
Lord have mercy.
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[Bernadette chuckles]
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[birds chirping]
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[sniffs]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Did it again.
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Oh, man. No, no.
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JASON:
Man, all I know is, all
I kept hearing her talk about
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was locking
people up.
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And the sad part is,
they sound just like us.
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Man, that's just scary to
me, man. I don't know, bro.
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Boonie, I know you better be
right about this shit, man.
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All this damn water
I'm drinkin'...
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You guys, none of this
shit actually works.
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You cannot pass a piss test
in 48 hours.
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I could if I had--
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I don't know-- Jesus
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on my side. Just
sayin', bro.
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Brah, me and Pops both
on your side, brother.
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I just know he wants you
to face his music, man.
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God knows I don't deserve
to go to jail, man.
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Especially for
smoking no damn weed.
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All the weed
his son smoked.
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Put my goddamn
potato salad down.
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Nigga, you didn't put in
on that.
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BOONIE:
Hey, Fish, don't get in
no serious relationship
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in jail, man.
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They might get out before you.
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You be heartbroke.
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Boy, oh, what
a long night.
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Oh. Have you seen Bernadette?
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I think she's
in the bathroom.
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Oh, man. Let me tell you
something, boy.
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That Bernadette,
that woman know how to party.
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[whoops]Sure do. I don't remember
a thing about last night.
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I do. Sex.
Look at here.
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Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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[laughs]
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Sex? I ain't
have sex last night.
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Not you. Me!
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You?
Yeah.
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And who
you have sex with?
[laughing]
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Bernadette.
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Bernadette. [laughing]: Oh.
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There must be some mistake.
I mean, you was
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over here,
she was over there, you know?
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No way.
Now I was
passed out.
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She wakes me up, on top of me,
kissing me all over my face.
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Then she started
unbuttoning her blouse.
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And pull out them
tig old bitties.
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Ooh!I did the old
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Lil Wayne move. Put your
foot up on the bathtub.
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You'll be shaking
like this.
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I did it three or four times
like that. Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
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I don't want to hear
no more of this shit, man.
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I even used some
of your dick pills.
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That's enough!
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I'll pay you back.
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Vic, where are you going?
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Bernadette! Bitch!
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Vic, have you lost your mind?!
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Who the hell
you calling a bitch?!
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[quietly]:
Yeah.
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LLOYD:
Yeah, Vic.
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I was calling Lloyd a bitch.
I got to pee real bad.
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Don't forget.
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[Vic groaning]Lawyer meeting at 2:00.
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I'll be there.
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[Vic groans loudly]
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Vic, you okay in there?
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Vic?![loud groaning]
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I'm gonna make you a bowl
of Pepto-Bismol and Darby.
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Goddamn it!
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[rolling thunder]
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What's happening, Vic?
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Hey, I didn't mean
to startle you, dawg.
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I was just looking
for the boy Fish, man.
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You seen him?
Hell no,
I ain't seen Fish, man.
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He's probably taking a bath with
some Oil of Olay or some shit.
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[laughs]
[bleep] Fish, man.
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Wait a minute.
Let me look at you.
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Damn, Vic, you look
stressed as [bleep], man.
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You been getting
enough sleep, brah?
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Nigga, I've been getting
plenty of sleep.
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It's not me, okay? It's...
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Friend of mine's
going through something.
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Yeah, man, friends can put
a lot on you, man. That's...
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Hey, man, get your hands
off me, man!
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Friend made a big mistake.
Keeps on making the same mistake
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over and over.
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Yeah. You know, Vic, it
ain't none of my business--
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not at all, none of my
business-- but if I was you,
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I'd tell that friend
to take responsibility
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and remove himself
from that situation
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that's causing him
that temptation.
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He tried to take responsibility,
but no matter what he does,
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the problem just keeps
getting worse and worse.
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I know you'll do the
right thing, pimp.
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Hey, I'm not talking
about me, okay?
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I'm talking about my friend,
not me.
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And in the future,
keep your hands off me.
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I be wearing
tailor-made suits... homie.
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And your tailor is definitely
not your friend, brah.
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Vic,
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what's wrong?
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Why you been acting so strange?
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And why are we meeting
in a parking lot?
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Maybe 'cause you had sex with
me and Lloyd in the same night.
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I never knew
you'd be mad about that.
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You never knew I would
be mad about that?
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No.
Who wouldn't be
mad about that?
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Vic, he's my husband.
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I can't make love
to you and not him.
246
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That's disrespectful.
247
00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,214
Disrespectful?
Yeah.
248
00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:05,181
What about adultery?
249
00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,700
What about
going to hell?
250
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:09,220
Vic, nobody really
believes in hell.
251
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:10,600
I believe in hell.
252
00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:12,361
And that's where
we're both gonna go
253
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,018
if we don't straighten
this out fast.
254
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:17,055
Look, as soon as you
get a divorce from Lloyd,
255
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,920
I want you to marry me.
256
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,577
Oh, my God! Vic!
257
00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:23,234
You want me to marry you, Vic?
258
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,236
Not exactly right now.
I mean, you know, I'm still
259
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,583
kind of grossed out over what
happened with you and Lloyd.
260
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,585
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Yeah?
261
00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:32,588
Oh, you... Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
262
00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,590
You like that
ring, huh?
263
00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:36,730
I lovethis ring!
Are you kidding me?
And I also
264
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:39,353
heard you like getting
freaky in cars.
265
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:41,735
Okay. Come on, baby.
266
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:45,290
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
267
00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,194
Jason, I want to talk to you!
268
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:53,782
Jason?! Hey!
269
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:56,405
Hi, Dianne!
Oh, Jesus!
Where is he?
270
00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:59,891
Huh? Jason, are you in there?!Jay's not here
right now, but I can tell
271
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:02,376
you got trouble on your mind.
Share with your boy.
272
00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:06,449
Come on.That asshole told me he couldn't
be with me because I'm a cop.
273
00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:08,106
He lives in a truck
with a vagrant,
274
00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:11,040
and he's too good for me?!
What kind of shit is that?
275
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:13,767
I think what Jason trying to say
is, he afraid of you, girl.
276
00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:16,770
He don't believe you gonna
accept his homeboy.
277
00:12:16,805 --> 00:12:19,117
You see, me, Boonie, Fish...Uh-uh.
278
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:20,774
Jason think
you gonna take us away.
279
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,501
Hey, but, look, though, in all
the time you known Jay, have you
280
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,261
ever once came and hung out
with his homies
281
00:12:25,296 --> 00:12:26,469
and then did the type
of stuff he liked?
282
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,781
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
Have you ever did
283
00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:29,231
the type of stuff
he like to do?
284
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,646
One time?
'Cause I know he asked.
285
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,580
That's because all you
guys do is get high,
286
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:35,306
and I'm a cop, genius.
287
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,652
You ain't got to smoke.
288
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:37,964
Obama don't smoke
with Michelle.
289
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,482
He do his thug things
with his homies.
290
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,001
He just do his thing.
291
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,280
[door opening]
292
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,110
[sighs][indistinct voices on TV]
293
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:48,077
[sighs]
294
00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:50,562
[dramatic music plays on TV]
295
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,809
Hey, where you get
this ring from?
296
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,605
Oh, yeah, I've been
meaning to tell you, Vic.
297
00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:00,296
I know it's crazy,
298
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:02,851
but Bernadette and I are about
to get remarried.
299
00:13:02,885 --> 00:13:05,198
What?!
Yeah.
300
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,647
We want to renew our vows.
301
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,270
She bought me
this beautiful ring.
302
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:11,342
But, you know, whatever happens,
Vic, you and I are still cool.
303
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,275
[groans]
Vic, what's wrong?
304
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,208
What's wrong, Vic?
305
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:16,865
Why is she trying
to ruin my life?
306
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,521
Who is trying
to ruin your life?
307
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,385
The Skipper is
tough on Gilligan.
308
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,146
Come on! That's just mean!
309
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,733
Oh!
310
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,876
[knocking]
311
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,954
Man, this dude is
scared as [bleep], man.
312
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,679
He's shaking like
a hooker in church.
313
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:41,682
Hey, why the hell is you
knocking like the police, man?
314
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:45,169
So, that's it, Fish?
315
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:47,378
You just fitting
to go AWOL, huh?
316
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,173
Man, like I told you before,
317
00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,485
I ain't going back to jail
for nobody, not even Pops.
318
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,728
JESUS:
Look, Fish,
319
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,419
this is a test, man.
320
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,870
This is a simple test of faith,
and you're failing it right now.
321
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,734
I ain't trying to hear that
right now, Jee.
322
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,322
If you got to check in,
you got to check in, man.
323
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:01,910
Go on and face
the music, man.
324
00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:03,704
And if it's your last night
of freedom on the streets,
325
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,223
it is what it is, man.
326
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:06,880
Well, Pops got you.
327
00:14:06,915 --> 00:14:08,917
But you might as well go ahead
and function with the homies,
328
00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:10,677
the folks that love you.
You feel me?
329
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:12,368
Come on, man.
Give me some, man.
330
00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,371
You...Man, get that stinking-ass
Ebola blanket off of me, man.
331
00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:16,752
Oh. It's like that?
332
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,858
Jason, pass me
my Destiny's Child CD.
333
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,790
Oh, so you don't want
this, uh...
334
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:24,001
stinking-ass blunt out this
stinking-ass Ebola jacket, huh?
335
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:25,519
Come on, man, stay
for Lloyd's party.
336
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,900
It's about to be
turnt up, homie.
337
00:14:26,935 --> 00:14:29,558
Let's turn up!Man, y'all are stupid.
338
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:33,424
Give me
the blunt, man.
339
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,875
♪
340
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,912
♪ Let me hear you sing!
341
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:39,913
♪
342
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,881
♪ Let me hear you sing!
343
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,952
♪
344
00:14:43,986 --> 00:14:45,401
DIANNE:
Excuse me, excuse me.
345
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:46,609
Excuse me.
346
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:47,783
Hey. It's Trayvon, right?
347
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,267
Yeah, that's me.Maggie?
348
00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,442
Yeah. You're Dianne, right?Yeah, yeah. Boonie.
349
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,306
Hey, I got a receipt
for all this shit.
350
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,135
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm off duty tonight.
351
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,275
Oh, hey, what's up,
baby girl? [laughs]
352
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,276
Gotta [bleep] good.
353
00:14:58,311 --> 00:14:59,277
Oh, maybe later, maybe later.
354
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:00,796
Um, where's Jason?
355
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,143
I think he went to go try
and save Fish or something.
356
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:04,420
Oh.Yeah.
357
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,940
Oh, hey.
You want a drink?
358
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,804
Oh, man, I'm kind
of a lightweight.
359
00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:09,805
Come on.[laughs]
360
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,151
Well, maybe one.
Maybe one.
361
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,463
Just...Let's do it.
362
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:13,636
Yeah. Cheers.Yeah. Cheers.
363
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:15,052
Sorry, man.Cool. It's okay.
364
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:17,606
[laughs]:
Wow, slow down.[laughs]
365
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,642
♪
366
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,163
♪ Bring it down now!
367
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,656
Vic!
368
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:36,694
I've been trying
to call you.
369
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,178
What's wrong?
370
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,320
You gave that
nigga my ring.
371
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,805
Oh, Vic. Come here.
372
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,669
I love you, Bernadette.
373
00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:49,258
♪ Time to celebrate ♪ Yeah!
374
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,604
♪ Time to celebrate...
375
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,330
Dianne!Hey!
376
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:53,711
Hey. Where's your drink?
377
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,265
[laughs]:
Oh-ho-ho, no, not the Darby, no.
378
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,508
Come on, Dianne.
379
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,854
It's my wedding.
Come on.
380
00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:00,787
Have a little taste.Okay, okay.
381
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,202
For Uncle Lloyd.Just a little bit.
382
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:03,445
Okay.
383
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,860
Mm-hmm.No, no.
384
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,827
Second drink is
easier. Come on.
385
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,553
Let me show you
how to do it, baby.
386
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,176
There you go. Uh-huh.Mm, mmm...
387
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,522
Uh-huh.[laughs]
388
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,730
♪ Shake 'em,
shake 'em ♪
389
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,697
♪ Shake 'em, shake 'em
390
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:16,872
♪ Shake 'em, a-ass and titties ♪ Shake♪
391
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:19,116
♪ Ass and titties ♪ Shake♪
392
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,565
♪ Ass
and titties ♪♪ Shake♪
393
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,153
♪ Ass and titties
394
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,844
♪ Shake♪♪ Ass
and titties ♪
395
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,054
♪ Shake♪♪ Ass and titties
396
00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:28,021
♪ Shake♪♪ Ass
and titties ♪
397
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,023
♪ Shake♪♪ Ass and titties
398
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:31,714
♪ Shake♪♪ Ass
and titties ♪
399
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,302
♪ Shake 'em, shake 'em
400
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,546
♪ Shake 'em, shake 'em,
shake 'em ♪
401
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,479
♪ A-A-Ass.
402
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:39,032
♪ The man makes the music...
403
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,723
Well, if this is
my last night of freedom,
404
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,760
we might as well
do it big, right?Hell yeah.
405
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,210
Yo. Did you
see Dianne?
406
00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:45,556
Wait, is she here?Uh...
407
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,316
Yo, she's wasted!
408
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,939
♪ Spend a little cash
for a random piece of ass ♪
409
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,218
♪ Bartender, I ain't trying
to see the bottom of my glass ♪
410
00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:53,322
Oh. Hey, hey, hey,
411
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:56,049
Jason, our bitch off
the chain, boy! [laughs]
412
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,292
Jason!
413
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh...
414
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,605
Oh...Baby, what the...
415
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,606
baby!
416
00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:02,883
Mmm...
417
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,679
Oh, shh.
First of all, baby,
418
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,440
first of all... Aw, shit!
419
00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:08,958
I can't hear
myself think!
420
00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:12,341
JASON: Oh, shit.[woman screams]
421
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,895
MAN: Oh, shit!
She's trigger-happy!
422
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,243
Jason, get her, man!Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, no worries!
423
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,866
This isn't my
service weapon.
424
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,248
No one will even know
that happened. As long as none
425
00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,112
of you mother[bleep] snitch!It's okay, it's okay.
426
00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:26,769
DIANNE: Huh?WOMAN: Is everybody okay?
427
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:29,220
Why are you so surprised,
Jason, huh?
428
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:31,912
[laughing]:
Isn't this what y'all do?
429
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,569
Get drunk and high
430
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,468
and tear shit up
and get away with it
431
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:36,883
over and over again?
432
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,298
Baby, listen, listen.
Sit down, sit down.
433
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,093
You're not gonna remember
none of this shit
434
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,267
in the morning.I don't want
435
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:42,958
to live in the
food truck, Jason.
436
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,787
Please don't make me
live in the food truck.
437
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:47,445
You and... and-and
Boonie and Fish?
438
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,826
I don't know
439
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,103
if y'all are in a cult
440
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,243
or just this [bleep]
stupid on your own.
441
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,625
But y'all got to get your
shit together and...
442
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,627
and get yourself some jobs.
443
00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,284
Huh?
444
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:03,151
♪
445
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:07,776
Hey. You take care
of her, Jason.
446
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,157
You got yourself
a good woman
447
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,780
who will tell your
dawg ass the truth.
448
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:13,920
She a beautiful
girl, man.
449
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,854
[retches, coughs]Oh, wow.
450
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,821
Come on, girl, come on.[kiss]
451
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:20,789
All right, be safe on
the way home, dawg.
452
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:23,309
JASON:
Mm-hmm.
453
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,034
♪
454
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:28,107
[woman moaning]MAN:
Ah, yeah. Open your legs wide.
455
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,832
Open your legs.
Open your legs.
456
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,662
Excuse me, miss.[grunts]
457
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,113
Have you given consent
for that sexual activity?[woman screaming]
458
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,184
Hey, that's you, con man?
459
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:38,358
Turn that goddamn
flashlight off, man.
460
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:41,050
[groans] Man, Vic, is this what
you call taking responsibility?
461
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:43,363
With your drawers down?Hey, man, I was trying
462
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:45,538
to do the right thing, man--
I proposed marriage.
463
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,126
But she gave the ring
to Lloyd.
464
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,852
Lloyd and Bernadette
are insane.
465
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,337
Completely insane, brah.
466
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,684
You do not want to get
yourself caught up
467
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:54,961
in they nasty
little love triangle.
468
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:57,722
Bernadette, I know
you're a modern-day,
469
00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,069
sexually positive woman
that like to get her freak on
from time to time,
470
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,692
but you're being selfish!
471
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:02,865
Can't you see
what you're doing
472
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,695
to Vic and Lloyd's
relationship?
473
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,317
And who are you again?
474
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,215
[exhales]
475
00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:08,526
BERNADETTE:
Hey, Lloyd.
476
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:11,046
I have something to tell you.
477
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,841
LLOYD:
Hey, uh, I'm in a hurry.
478
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,015
I got to go take a piss.
How y'all doing?
479
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,569
Well, I was just thinking,
480
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:20,055
uh, maybe we should just go
along with that divorce anyway.
481
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:23,023
Yeah. We can do that. Okay.
I got to take a piss.
482
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,749
BERNADETTE:
Thank you, Lloyd.
483
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,095
Your ass is
going to hell.
484
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:28,719
But I ain't.CHOIR:
♪ A...
485
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:31,204
♪ Men...
486
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,241
Aw, don't even trip. Come on,
Fish, I'm proud of you, brah.
487
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:34,897
I mean, go on and piss
in this cup, man.
488
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,175
'Cause even though
you didn't get
489
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,555
potty-trained
till you was five years old,
490
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,385
I know you can do it.
You're an excellent piss...
491
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:42,905
Man, shut up, Jesus!Man, just go on and piss
in the cup, Fish.
492
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,217
God got you, brah.
493
00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,977
Go on now.
494
00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,775
[sighs]
495
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:56,712
[quiet chuckle]
496
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,438
Say, man, if you got something
to say, just say it.
497
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,578
You failed the urine test.
You, uh...
498
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,754
actually tested positive
for THC, and I'm talking
499
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,411
about extremely high amount.
500
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:07,585
But that's not the reason
why I asked you to check in
501
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,346
anyways-- the reason
why I asked you to check in
502
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,244
is to let you know that
you're no longer on parole.
503
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,246
What the hell you mean
I'm no longer on parole?
504
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,214
I mean you're
no longer on parole.
505
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,768
Man, look...
506
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,632
I got the paperwork
right here.
507
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:22,462
Bam. It says right there--
five years.
508
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:25,707
I know damn well I'm on parole.Oh, no, no, see,
back up, man.
509
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,295
I know you can't read
or write or nothing,
510
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,400
but no, it says
a "maximum" of five years.
511
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,747
It's right there in big,
black, bold letters.
512
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:34,371
But, uh, no, you're good.
I mean, you seem upset
513
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:36,269
about something
that I'd be happy about.
514
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,822
So you mean to tell me
I've been coming here
515
00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,928
for three extra years
and ain't nobody told me shit?
516
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:41,136
This paperwork was
filled out incorrectly.
517
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,655
Therefore we
couldn't find you,
518
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,933
and because we can't find you
or track you down,
519
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:48,247
we weren't able to tell you that
you are no longer on parole,
520
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,800
my man.
We could, uh,
521
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,284
put you back on parole
if you want.
522
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:53,010
I mean,
it's not a problem at all.
523
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,460
You did test positive for THC.
524
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,738
I can make that happen again
right now.
525
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,222
It'd be good to see you.
526
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:02,088
♪
527
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:03,331
I care about you, man, so...
528
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,301
You knew, didn't you?
529
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,476
I swear, man,
I didn't know nothing.
530
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,271
Man, it's crazy--
this whole time
531
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,445
I've been good for nothing.Well, you know,
532
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,689
Pops got his reasons
for doing shit the way he do.
533
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:20,175
The point is, man,
he kept your ass out
of trouble. You feel me?
534
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:22,004
Yeah, for real.And Dianne right, man--
535
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,834
it's time to grow up, Fish.
536
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:24,835
You, too?
537
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:27,320
[chuckling]You know it!
538
00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:30,219
Hey, you want to go
get some ice cream?
539
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,014
Hell yeah.
540
00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:34,189
We got to get
this mirror glued on, dawg.
541
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,225
They didn't have ice cream
in Bethlehem, dawg, man.
542
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:38,227
We didn't even have ice.
543
00:21:38,262 --> 00:21:40,160
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