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Hey, Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd.
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Hey, good morning, Lloyd.
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Hey, I got to holler
at you real quick, man.
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I got some good news, Lloyd.
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There you go again
about the good news.
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Then you start talking
about loving God and redemption.
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It's just not that good.
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A new car's good news.
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A yacht, mansion, servants,
Darby.
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Give me some of
that free Darby.No, no, no.
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Look though, I got a message
for you from Pops
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and it's this, man:
love yourself.
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Take care of yourself
and treat yourself right, Lloyd.
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Get healthy, man,
and the world is yours, man.
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You got a whole lot
of good shit headed your way.
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Too vague!
Get out my face.
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[glass shatters]
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Oh, don't worry about it, Lloyd.
I'll clean that up for you, man.
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Go and get that shit
Pops got for you!
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♪
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"Looking for the next Darby man.
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"Auditions in Los Angeles.
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Free Darby." Ooh. Jose,
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come here, come
here. Is this real?Yeah, man.
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Some big-shot advertising guys
dropped those off.
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They're looking
all over the hood.
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You know,
you should try out.
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Said they're looking
for someone authentic.
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Oh, also,
they said they're giving away
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free Darby.Really?
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Free Darby.
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Hey, Jesus.
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Jesus!
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Jesus.
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Jesus!
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What's up, Lloyd?
What is it, man?
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Jesus, all my life
you never done shit for me.
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But I'm gonna
give you a chance
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to make it up to me.
I'm going to this audition.
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I want that part.
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Okay, I see. So, uh,
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when I was trying to talk
to you earlier about, uh,
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your-your greater potential, you
know, it was too vague for you.
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But it ain't as vague
as it was now, huh?I'll admit
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that timing's too much
to be a coincidence.
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Okay. If me and the old man get
you this job, you got to promise
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to make some important changes
in your life and promise to take
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better care
of yourself, Lloyd.Done.
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I swear
to the great God of heaven,
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and I swear in your name.
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All I need is one prayer,
that's all.
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Come on in, Lloyd. Come on.
Bring it on in.
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Dear heavenly Father,
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we ask that you give Lloyd
your blessings as he pursues
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his dreams to be
a paid alcohol...[glass shatters]
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be a paid alcoholic beverage
spokesperson, Lord.
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And let this be
the first step of many
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towards a better life
and a better lifestyle
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for Lloyd, Lord. Thank you.
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And in my holy and magnificent
name we pray, Lord. Amen.
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Amen.
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Mmm, that was good, huh?
Want some bread?That was good.
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Yeah. Thank you.
You know, Jesus,
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we've had our differences.
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But I never will forget this.
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Th-That's a big-ass piece
of bread, Lloyd. I could feed
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a lot of people
with that.I'm sorry.
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You know what, I love you, man.
[chuckles]All right.
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God bless you.
You gonna get your money.
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Thank you, Jesus!I love to see black folks
get money.
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Jesus Christ!
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Hallelujah!
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I'm here for
the free Darby
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and the audition.
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Okay.
Right here.Okay.
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Okay. Right here.
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And here we have
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Ll-Lloyd.
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That's right.Okay.
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Hi, Lloyd. How are you?Fine.
Thank you.
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Great. Thank you so much
for coming down here.
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What we're trying to do is put
a face on the J. Darby brand
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that really embodies the
people who drink J. Darby.
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So we're thinking older,
we're thinking mostly men,
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mostly
African-Americans,
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mostly... divorced,
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mostly unemployed or
underemployed, mostly...
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What's the word I'm looking for?
Not alcoholic-- 'cause we don't
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encourage
that-- but...
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desperate.
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I'm your man!
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So, all I need you
to do
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is just take this bottleUh-huh.
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of J. Darby,
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look at the camera,
and just say, "Darby."
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I also need you
to put this ascot on.Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that's good.
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It's good.
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Here you go.
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Into the camera and "Darby."
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Darby!
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MAN:
Damn. What do you guys
think? Yeah.
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Darby!
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Darby!
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[phone ringing]
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Lloyd!
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I know you hear
the phone ringing!
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Come answer the phone, man!
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"Answer the phone,
answer the phone."
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Hello?
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Speaking.
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Really?
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This is great news!
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What? Oh, man, I'm so happy.
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Yes, yes, yes. Just hold on.
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"J... Darbyman...
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dot... com."
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Yes, thank you so much. Yes.
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I'm free. Call me anytime.
Call me.
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Yes. Thank you.
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I got the job!
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What job?
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I'm the spokesman for Darby!What?
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I went to an audition
and got the job.
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They gonna pay youto do that?
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Yes. And all the Darby
I can drink. Ooh!
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It's a miracle!
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Jesus made it happen.
That nigga came through.
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The real Jesus
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or the neighborhood con man
Jesus?
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There's only one Jesus, Vic.
And for the first time ever,
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I asked for some shit
and it actually happened.Look, Lloyd,
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your con man
didn't make nothin' happen,
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all right? That was
just an amazing stroke of luck.
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But you better be careful, man.
You don't do this exactly right,
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they gonna rip your ass off.
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All I care about is
the free Darby.
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Lloyd, this is real serious,
man. We're talking
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serious money.
Serious fame.
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Those sleazy
Hollywood types,
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they all the same.
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What you need is some help.
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Maybe I should go call Jesus.
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You don't need Jesus. You need
what they call representation.
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And that's why I'm gonna
step up, be your manager.
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Whatever. I'm gonna get drunk
and celebrate.
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Yeah, go get drunk.
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Drink the whole
barrel. Get drunk.
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Get drunk, Lloyd.
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Drink till your lips turn pink.
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Lloyd!Hey, Vic! What's
happening, dawg?
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What's this nigga doin' here?Well,
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you must understand that I
have accepted Jesus in my life.
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I'm a follower
and a humble servant.
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Okay, that's cool. But like
I said, what's this nigga
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doin' here?Well, I invited Jesus so
he could give us divine support.
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Aw, quit hatin', Vic.
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Ain't nobody come to
get in the way, dawg.
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Me and Pops, we proud
of the boy. He came up!Lloyd,
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this nigga's just tryin'
to get your money, man,
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get in them pockets.
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Man, don't nobody want
this dude bread.
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Pops gave him
the bread.
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Look here, man,
in exchange
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for the fame and the
fortune, Lloyd gonna get
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his life together,
and everybody wins.
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He doing it right now!
Look, he winnin', he winnin'!
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He wanna win!Lloyd's gonna get
his life together?
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Nigga, that's the stupidest shit
I ever heard.
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Look, Lloyd, as your manager,
I got to recommend...Lloyd!
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Tim! [laughs]Good to see you,
buddy.
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TIM: I'm so glad
we could make this happen.
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Yes! Let me
introduce you to...
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my Lord and Savior,
Jesus Christ.
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Awesome, man.Yeah, my name
is Vic, man.
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You met me on the phone.
I'm Lloyd's manager.Oh, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, of course.
How are you?
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Lloyd, I thought you'd want
to be one of the first
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to try a brand-new product,
J. Darby Purple Label.
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Ooh!Nothing but
the best.
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Gonna retail
for $9.99 a bottle.
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Ooh-whoo!
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$9.99!Yeah.
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You pay for the good stuff.
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Yeah, still have
some stuff
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we got to go through with
these contracts, man.
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'Cause we
ain't shootin'
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one frame of film till
this shit is straight.
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Delicious.
Where do I sign?Right here.
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Lloyd, Lloyd...And here's your check.
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Lloyd!
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Thank you kindly.
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Thank you, buddy![chuckles]
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Lloyd, what's wrong with you,
man? What are you doing!
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Break a leg, Lloyd![laughing]
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Look at all that bread!
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Yeah, you doing good, boy.
Pops is proud.
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Hey, Lloyd, you undermining
my authority, man.
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I'm out here fighting for you--
we're supposed
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to be working together
as a team.
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It's me and you, and you
got to get this dude
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up out of here!
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Vic, whatever you're saying
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I'm sure is important to you,
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but... [belches,
clears throat]
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Here, I'll hold it.You don't have...
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L-Lloyd, listen,
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I have all these white folks
in line.
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Yeah, I know you all thought
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y'all was messin'
with some okey-dokes,
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but I got some news for you.
[chuckles]
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Ain't not one frame of film
getting shot
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until them contracts
is straight.
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Darby, please.
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♪
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Say when.
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LLOYD:
A Darby man never says when.
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Darby!
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And cut! Yes!
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Yes, yes, awesome.
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That one was really good.
I think we got it.
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[whispers]: Great job, Lloyd!VIC: No, I don't think
we got it, okay?
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I was taking down
a few notes, right?
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There's a few things we're
gonna change. Everybody,
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just keep the
cameras rolling.
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We're gonna do
the whole thing
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over again
from the top.
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Now, Lloyd, this time, okay,
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I want you to be looking
directly in her eye.
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And when the alcohol is
pouring down on the shoes,
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you got to say,
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"Hey! You don't want
to see this
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"pouring on my shoes.
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"Don't you realize
my shoes cost $2,000?
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I'm a Darby man."
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We're doing it again.
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VIC: Lloyd, back
to your first position.
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[sighs]
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Vic, you're fired.
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What?!Sorry, but that's
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the way it's got to be.
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We had a great friendship,
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but sometimes things
just end abruptly.
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But you have a good time,
you have a good life.Hey, Lloyd,
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listen, hold on,
hold on, man.
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Don't let them get
inside your head, Lloyd.
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They're trying to separate us--
divide and conquer.
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I hear you.
But, uh... [belches]
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Well.
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Oh, it's like that.
252
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,026
Yeah, okay.
All right, Lloyd.
253
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,062
You ain't gonna make it
without me!
254
00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:16,892
I'm the brains
of this operation!
255
00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:19,515
VIC: Take your ass back
to the Valley of the Bums,
256
00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:22,380
where lunch
is served cold daily.
257
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,003
Get out of here, man.
258
00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:26,902
[chuckles]:
Come on, Vic...
259
00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,317
don't take it personal.
260
00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,215
Yeah, well, you
take this personal.
261
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,632
Get the [bleep] out of here.
262
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,428
Ah, just the person
I want to see.
263
00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,603
Wha... What's poppin',
Lloyd? What's the beef?
264
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,916
Don't worry about Vic.
I'm rich!Hey, look, Lloyd,
265
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,745
I'm glad you got paid
and all that, man,
266
00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,678
but, you know,
money ain't everything, man.
267
00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,715
I mean, ain't none of this shit
worth your friendship, brah.
268
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,924
Who cares about Vic?
I just want to thank you
269
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:49,994
for what you've done.
270
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,340
I've been hard on you.
271
00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:53,031
But you really
came through this time.
272
00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:55,862
So you right, so you right.
I appreciate it.And I want
273
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,035
to thank God
274
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,037
and praise him,
because without him
275
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:00,694
this wouldn't
have happened.
276
00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:03,628
And I'm gonna tell
allmy new rich Jewish friends
277
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,492
they missing out
on you, buddy.
278
00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:07,011
Hey, that's all good and all,
but you made a promise
279
00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:08,426
with God, though,
you remember that, right?
280
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,496
About getting your life
together.
281
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,532
But I've done it. I started
282
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,811
with Vic--
he's too negative.
283
00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,709
But look, man, I'm gonna
need you to do more, like,
284
00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:17,746
I need you to eat right, man,
and stop drinking as much, man,
285
00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:20,472
'cause you drink way
too much, Lloyd. Stop!
286
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:21,542
I got to go.
287
00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,510
I got to go get
my crib...
288
00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:25,201
and some new friends.
289
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,686
But I'll see you around, Jesus.
290
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,447
Jesus Christ!
Ooh, I love you, man. [laughs]
291
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,793
I love you, too, Lloyd.
292
00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:32,864
♪
293
00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:41,045
LLOYD [on TV]:
Darby, please.
294
00:11:43,081 --> 00:11:46,878
A Darby man never says when.
295
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:49,225
Darby!
296
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,055
[scoffs]
297
00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,885
[scoffs]
298
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,853
♪
299
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:04,482
Visiting hours
are just about up, con man.
300
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,311
I'm gone, Vic.
I'm about to shake this spot.
301
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:09,245
I'm out of here, brah.
I don't need to hear that today.
302
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,315
[chuckles]:
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,661
You and Lloyd,
304
00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,456
living high off the hog now,
now that you
305
00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:14,906
done cut old Vic out
the picture, huh?
306
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,874
Look, man, I ain't seen
Lloyd in a minute.
307
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,462
And on top of that, man, I
guess he too busy or something,
308
00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:22,603
he can't holla at his boy, but
he made a promise with God, man,
309
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,674
and God real serious
about his promises, brah.
310
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,676
Well, guess what?
He did it to me as well.
311
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,333
Asked me to be
his manager.
312
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,783
I agreed.
313
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:32,613
Then the white people
started talking to him.
314
00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:34,063
Lost his mind.
315
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:36,617
Now he's all caught up
in the fame.
316
00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:38,516
Well, you know what, Vic?
I think y'all friendship
317
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,691
is way too important to let go
over some Hollywood bullshit.
318
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,590
Yeah, well, that's
what I thought, too.
319
00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:45,834
But the problem's not me.
320
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:47,145
It's him.
321
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,458
Look, Vic, Lloyd throwing
this function tonight
322
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,460
at the Tate Hotel
in Beverly Hills.
323
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,082
Some super exclusive shit.
324
00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,326
All types of celebrities
gonna be there. Look,
325
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,706
I'm gonna go
by myself, man.
326
00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:58,985
I got a pocketful of weed;
you got them fine,
327
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,710
handmade Nairobi
African three-pieces.
328
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,333
Why don't you put
one on, man,
329
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,542
let's crash this party
tonight, Vic, me and you.
330
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,854
Give me some.
331
00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,097
The [bleep] I look like
hanging out with a nigga
332
00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:10,962
wearing dirty
women's nightclothes?
333
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,520
This was the shit
in Bethlehem, brah.
334
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,799
♪
335
00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:27,737
Hey, look, Vic!
336
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:30,844
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
They doing it big tonight.
337
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,226
Man, they pulled out
all the stops.
338
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:36,125
See? I know you're glad
you're hanging out
339
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,540
with me to...
340
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,473
We gonna have
some fun, though.
341
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:41,579
Come on, Vic.
342
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,894
Oh, wow, man,
they really set it up
343
00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:47,481
for the boy, didn't they?
344
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,898
Look at this!
345
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,969
Hey! What's happenin', Nick?
346
00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:55,144
Jesus! What's up, man?Hey, what's going on
with you, bro? Hey,
347
00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:57,388
is this Lloyd's party?Yeah. Y'all know Lloyd?
348
00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:59,769
Yeah, that's my partner! Ha!
349
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:03,049
Lloyd, what's
happenin', dawg!
350
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:03,739
Swaggy P,
351
00:14:03,773 --> 00:14:05,879
Jesus is okay,
352
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:08,226
but this other nigga
is no friend of mine.
353
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,538
Come on, man, we just want
to function with you
354
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:10,573
and celebrate
355
00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:12,472
your success, man.
356
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:13,887
Is that right, Vic?
357
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,062
Come on, man.
358
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:19,065
Let us in.
Promise, it's gonna be cool.
359
00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,239
[smacking lips]
360
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:24,242
Hey, Swag, you need to get me
some of them custom kicks.
361
00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:29,661
You know, these sandals
is kicking my ass, dawg.
362
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,180
That's right.
363
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:32,837
Old friends,
364
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,910
gaze upon my new life
as the face of Darby.
365
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:39,913
Look at all my fabulous
new friends,
366
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,535
and they all better
and more interesting
367
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:43,330
than y'all.
Make you wish
368
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:47,196
you had treated Lloyd...
♪ a little bit better.
369
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,923
Hey, come on now, Lloyd.
You know I always treated you
370
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,856
with nothing but respect, brah.
371
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,616
Nonsense. How soon you forget.
372
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:56,930
How many times have you called
me a stinkin', nasty, filthy,
373
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,622
crusty, old, black [bleep]?
374
00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:01,003
And it was appropriate, nigga.
375
00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:02,660
You always looked
down on me.
376
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,938
Always trying
to tell me what to do.
377
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,526
But the tables
378
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,114
have turned.
379
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,185
Lloyd, look, man.
I came out here to show support,
380
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:13,188
as one of the homeboys.
I don't need this shit, man.
381
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,017
As a matter of fact,
you know what,
382
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,813
[bleep] you, man. Get
out of my way, man.
383
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:20,885
[chuckles]
[bleep] you, man.
384
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,268
[bleep] your perm and [bleep]
your crushed velvet jacket, man.
385
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,097
That shit used to be a couch!
386
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,340
Hey, Vic, man, chill out, man...
387
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,894
Get your hands off my garments,
son.
388
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,724
I thought I knew you, man.
Tripped out.
389
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,174
Think you're somebody else
390
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,142
now, huh?
391
00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:37,902
Johnny Mathis-looking [bleep].
392
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,180
Look, pardon him, man. Uh...
393
00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,802
Tonight's your night, man.
What's poppin', Lloyd?
394
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,219
Look at you, man. How does
it feel to be the recipient
395
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:47,360
of such great blessings, man?
I mean, you on right now.
396
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:50,052
But I deserve it.
Are you kidding?
397
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:53,297
It's about time since I got
my fair share of fame
398
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:55,161
and easy money.
399
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:57,922
Oh, yeah. That reminds me.
About our agreement--
400
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,131
you remember you
made a deal with Pops
401
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,995
about making some important
changes in your life?
402
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,445
How's that going, man?
What's up with that?
403
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,136
I made some changes.
404
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:07,380
I got some new clothes
and some new friends.
405
00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:09,589
Look, man. Pops is worried
about your health, man.
406
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:12,488
What good is all that when you
ain't around to enjoy it, Lloyd?
407
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,456
I'm doin' fine.
408
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,458
Fine, fine, fine.
409
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:19,012
No, you not doin' fine, Lloyd.
Look at you, man.
410
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,152
Say, man,
you made a deal with God, man.
411
00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,567
You better stop that drinkin',
man,
412
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,673
or else you gonna [bleep] around
and die, man.
413
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:26,502
Stop drinkin'? That's crazy.
414
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,470
I'm the Darby Man.
415
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:31,404
You are not the Darby Man,
Lloyd.
416
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:33,406
That's somebody you play
on TV. Look at you, man.
417
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,822
In reality, you're just an older
man with some serious problems,
418
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:39,515
Lloyd. I'm trying
to help you, brah.I'm not gonna stop drinkin'!
419
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,448
Pops wants you to stop drinkin',
man, or he gonna take
420
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:43,174
all this shit away
with the quickness.
421
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:44,969
The bad women, everything.
422
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,696
Let me tell you.
I don't need you
423
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:50,250
or Pops anymore.
Kiss... my...
424
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:53,598
ass.
If I want to get a little drink,
425
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,946
I'm gonna get myself
a little drink.
426
00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,051
Ain't nothin'
you can do about it.
427
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,295
Swaggy P, goin' out
428
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,435
for some air. When I get back,
429
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,781
I want this
brotha out
430
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,954
of here.
431
00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,266
[grunting]You want me out?
432
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:07,578
Wait, I'm the plug, man.
433
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:11,306
Swaggy, do as I told you.No, Lloyd...
434
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:17,795
I haven't changed.
Jesus changed. Shoot.
435
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,625
What he talkin' 'bout?
436
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,249
Hell with Jesus.
I already got what I need.
437
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:26,252
Y'all, get out of my way there.
Cutie pie!
438
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:27,874
[chuckling]Guy's drunk.
439
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,601
[clamoring]
440
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,465
Hey, y'all can't take pictures
of me.
441
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:34,467
I'm the [bleep] Darby Man.
442
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:37,746
Don't get mad at me
'cause I make a little money!
443
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:41,129
You can't take pictures of me.
Get-get-get...
444
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:43,476
Aah! Oops, I peed my pants.
445
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,927
A Darby Man never says...
[retching][gasping]
446
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,998
[groaning][laughter]
447
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,310
MAN: So, earlier today,
448
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,140
Lloyd Hamilton was dismissed
from J. Darby
449
00:17:52,174 --> 00:17:55,281
as national spokesman
for public drunkenness[laughing]
450
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,834
and urinating in public.
451
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,836
MAN 2: You know, Jim, I heard
he pissed on himself.
452
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,562
JIM: He did. And then he vomited
all over his shoes.[laughing]
453
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,288
MAN 2:
Not a good look.Not a good look at all.
454
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,876
[laughing]
455
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,157
Hey, Vic.
456
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:12,919
I see you over there lookin'
BHL, blessed and highly favored.
457
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,748
What's so funny?
458
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:17,855
[laughing loudly]
459
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,063
Hey, Vic!
460
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,651
[laughs]
Yeah.Hey!
461
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:24,172
What's up, Lloyd?If it ain't the Darby Man.
462
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,553
Heard about you
on TMZ, nigga.
463
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:29,108
Jesus, you should've told me the
paparazzi was out there waiting
464
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,005
to ambush me!
465
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:31,075
You know, you two niggas
466
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,249
deserve each other.
467
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:33,940
'Cause you're both frauds.
468
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:36,218
LLOYD:
Oh, Vic, come on.
469
00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:37,737
I let fame go to my head,
and I forgot
470
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,946
about the important things
in life, like...
471
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,775
our friendship and hating Jesus.
472
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:42,949
Don't you forgive me,
473
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,053
Vic? Don't you forgive me?
474
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:46,539
No, I don't.
475
00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:48,748
Come on, Vic.
Keep it one fow-wow.
476
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,439
You wasn't a little bit envious
of this dude?
477
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:54,063
Envious? Heh. Of a nigga
that smell like week-old piss?
478
00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:55,927
Come on, brah.So you weren't
479
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:59,276
coveting this dude's new money
and fame, not even a little bit,
480
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,105
hatin' on his get-down?
And you know
481
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,038
you was out of line for
forcing yourself as a manager
482
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:05,489
on this dude, knowing
you ain't got no experience.
483
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:08,250
Uh-huh.Yeah, I'm not apologizing
for that.
484
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,045
I was trying to help.
485
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,806
Oh, were you really? Or were you
just trying to lock him down
486
00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:16,051
'cause you didn't want
to lose his friendship, Victor?
487
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,259
Oh, is that true, Vic?
488
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:18,640
You was
tryin' to lock down
489
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:20,780
so you could keep me
as your friend?
490
00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:25,060
Oh, yeah, yeah. I missed the
smelly-ass nigga on my couch.
491
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:27,890
Let me make it up, Vic.
See, they had to pay me out
492
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,306
of my contract. See?
493
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,997
So I could be known
494
00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:32,619
as a rent-paying roommate.
495
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:34,207
You're paying rent?
496
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,658
Come on in, Lloyd. Come on in.
Get your... Get all your stuff.
497
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,211
Get all your bags.
Get everything. Let me help you
498
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:39,868
with your stuff. Let me help you
with this right here.
499
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,835
I got... I got this. Oh,
yeah, I got this, too.
500
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,735
Let me get your back here.Man, you get back, nigga.
501
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,634
LLOYD:
Once again,
502
00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,671
faith and love in you
ain't shit.
503
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,362
VIC:
That's right, Lloyd.
504
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,053
He's a con man.Con man!
505
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:56,850
Yeah. See, now you can hang
out with your real friends.
506
00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,645
JESUS:
It's all good though,
507
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,991
'cause I love the love.
508
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,096
Con man!
509
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,304
Hey, Lloyd!
510
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:05,721
You forgot your shit, dawg!
511
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,345
Thank you, Jesus!
512
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,623
You welcome!
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