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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:05,039 [knocking on door] 2 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:07,559 [toilet flushes] 3 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:12,391 Oh, excuse me, um, are you the landlord here? 4 00:00:12,426 --> 00:00:15,015 VIC: Uh, yes. Victor Hargrove at your service.[humming] 5 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:17,155 What can I do for you?I'm looking for a man. 6 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:18,880 Well, you ain't got to look no further. 7 00:00:18,915 --> 00:00:20,710 [laughing]: Aren't you cute. 8 00:00:20,744 --> 00:00:24,783 [humming happily]Well, no, actually, um, this may sound strange, 9 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,267 but I'm looking for a homeless man. 10 00:00:26,302 --> 00:00:29,857 He's about 60, so tall, um, he's usually intoxicated, 11 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:31,686 and his name is... Lloyd. 12 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:33,205 [gasps] Yes, Lloyd. 13 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,207 Ah, I'm so relieved. 14 00:00:35,242 --> 00:00:36,519 Is he here? 15 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:37,761 VIC: How you know Lloyd?[gasps] 16 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:38,866 WOMAN: He's my husband. 17 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:41,179 I mean... I mean, my ex-husband. 18 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:43,698 No, actually... it's just a little complicated. 19 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:46,046 You and Lloyd? 20 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,599 Lloyd and you? 21 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:49,187 I'm so relieved that he's... Is he here? 22 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:50,360 Uh, you know what? 23 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:52,362 Come on in and have a seat. 24 00:00:52,397 --> 00:00:54,813 Oh, okay, thank you. 25 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,025 Lloyd! 26 00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:04,443 Lloyd! Lloyd! 27 00:01:04,478 --> 00:01:05,789 Vic. 28 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,274 Listen to me carefully. 29 00:01:07,308 --> 00:01:09,759 I want you to go in there, tell that woman that I'm dead. 30 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:12,244 VIC: Lloyd, is that really your wife? 31 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:13,625 Ex-wife. 32 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:16,628 Lloyd, the woman is beautiful, man. 33 00:01:16,662 --> 00:01:17,905 Would you help me out? 34 00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:19,976 Tell her I got killed in a carjacking. 35 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,496 Tell her that Suge Knight rolled over my face. 36 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,222 Anything. 37 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:25,947 WOMAN: Lloyd, are you in there? 38 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:27,466 Lloyd, please, just give me five minutes. 39 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:28,605 Lloyd is not here! 40 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,952 Lloyd, I can hear you. 41 00:01:30,987 --> 00:01:32,954 Come on, man, you're being ridiculous. 42 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:34,680 Come out here and talk to this woman, Lloyd. 43 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:37,235 Oh, God, my God, Lloyd! 44 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:38,926 [Lloyd grunting] 45 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,928 [grunts] All right, all right. 46 00:01:40,962 --> 00:01:42,792 Stop slobbering on me, woman. 47 00:01:42,826 --> 00:01:45,346 Oh! [giggles] 48 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,896 Lloyd, you look amazing. 49 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,725 How did you find me, anyway? 50 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,071 Well, I was asking around, 51 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:23,660 and this guy with a bad wig and robes on 52 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,524 told me that you lived here now. 53 00:02:25,559 --> 00:02:27,043 Oh, damn you, Jesus. 54 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:29,356 All the shit that I ask for, and this is what you give me. 55 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:33,153 VIC: Guess I'll, uh, leave and let you guys work things out. 56 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:36,190 No, no, no, no, no, Vic is my boss, my bestie. 57 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:38,296 Anything you want to say to me, you can say to Vic. 58 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,297 Okay. 59 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:41,091 I want you back, Lloyd. 60 00:02:41,126 --> 00:02:43,163 I've been waiting for you to get your life together, 61 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,198 and you have. 62 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,649 And I am so proud of you. 63 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:49,410 No. Now, if you will excuse me... 64 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:51,826 VIC: Hey, wait a minute, Lloyd. 65 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:53,242 Uh, maybe you should listen 66 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:54,829 to hear what the woman got to say. 67 00:02:54,864 --> 00:02:56,383 Before you leave. 68 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:57,729 Vic, stay out of this. 69 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,040 I need some air. 70 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,216 Whew! 71 00:03:02,251 --> 00:03:04,425 And some Darby. 72 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,668 You need a bath, nigga. 73 00:03:05,702 --> 00:03:06,669 [door slams] 74 00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:07,842 [scoffs] 75 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,189 Maybe I shouldn't have come. 76 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,500 I still can't believe it. 77 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:11,536 You and Lloyd? 78 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:12,744 Come on, Lloyd? 79 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,401 Well, I'm staying downtown. 80 00:03:14,435 --> 00:03:17,335 Can I give you my phone number, in case he changes his mind? 81 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:18,853 You know what, I'll do you one better than that. 82 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,545 Why don't you stay for a minute? 83 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,754 'Cause, you never know, he might come right back. 84 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,376 [chuckles] 85 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:26,585 TRAYVON: Okay, cheat out to me, I can't really see your face. 86 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:27,586 There you go. 87 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:29,623 [rap music plays] 88 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:32,073 You know what, playback's actually messing me up. 89 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,868 Let me turn that off. There we go. 90 00:03:33,903 --> 00:03:36,250 Man, what you doing, man? That's banging, baby. 91 00:03:36,285 --> 00:03:38,218 I can't stop banging to that, baby, you know what I'm saying? 92 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,909 I know, that-that's why-- you don't stop banging, 93 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:41,531 and that's why I had to cut it off, all right? 94 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:43,153 Less grooving, more stirring. Let's-let's get this, okay? 95 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:44,154 You don't even know how to rock shit. 96 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:45,570 You're from the suburbs, fool. 97 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:46,985 I Googled it-- I know exactly what I'm doing. 98 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,745 Hey, man, let me tell you something, man. 99 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:50,402 Don't disrespect me, man.Don't put your... I'm not disrespecting. 100 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,232 Get your finger out of my face.Don't disrespect me. 101 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,440 You're my friend, man.Move your finger outta my face! 102 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:54,889 Don't disrespect me, man. 103 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:56,270 JESUS: Hey, hey, hey, hey.I'm doing anything to disrespect you! 104 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:57,444 JESUS: Cut that out, cut that out, man. 105 00:03:57,478 --> 00:03:58,583 What's wrong with y'all? 106 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:00,136 Hey, what's up, Jee? Look, check it out. 107 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:01,896 We here, we shooting a video this week, man. 108 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,622 You know, for my joint, "Side Bitches." 109 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:05,728 Man, we on location out here today. 110 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,557 Uh, we gonna be at my mom house Friday. 111 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:10,008 She gonna be gone all day, so we gonna be all up 112 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,803 on some Scarface-type shit up in there. 113 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,149 You know what I'm saying? 114 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:14,495 It's gonna crack, right? 115 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,290 [chuckling]JESUS: Boonie. 116 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:18,810 All that "bitchity-bitch-bitch" and "ho, ho, ho" that. 117 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:20,777 You can't keep objectifying "womenses" 118 00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:22,503 and lady-girls like that, man. 119 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:25,161 Everybody can't be Too Short and Uncle Luke, man. 120 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:27,681 Hey, man, what we trying to do is make some legit money. 121 00:04:27,715 --> 00:04:29,579 Which was your idea, by the way. 122 00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:30,960 And you ain't helping. 123 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:32,341 TRAYVON: Look, if I may interject, Jesus. 124 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:33,652 Tell him the plan we have, tell him the plan. 125 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:34,929 Hey, check it out, Jee. 126 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:36,137 We want you to be in the video, right? 127 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:37,311 Know what I'm sayin'? 128 00:04:37,346 --> 00:04:38,588 See, I'm-a get in this shootout, 129 00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:40,314 and I'm-a be bustin' up in them [bleep], 130 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:42,937 and we want you to put your holy hand in that ass. [laughs] 131 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:44,767 Think-think like-like... 132 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,596 like Jesus meets Angel of Death, you know? 133 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:48,357 BOONIE: Yeah, man. 134 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:50,704 That's some dumb-ass shit, man. 135 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:53,327 But check this out, y'all go ahead and handle your business. 136 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:55,502 'Cause you know what I'm saying, I'm-a go do my thing. 137 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:58,056 I got other stuff to do, like God's work. 138 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,231 You know, we out here helping the less [bleep] fortunate. 139 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:04,442 Trayvon. 140 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:07,307 BOONIE: Hey, man, your face too big for that hairdo anyway. 141 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,516 Hey, man, I knew he wasn't gonna do this shit, man. 142 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:11,138 TRAYVON: So what do we do? 143 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,795 Act like he better than us, man.Hey, man, listen. 144 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:14,072 We got bitches, right? 145 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,143 "Ladies." No, we don't have any. 146 00:05:16,177 --> 00:05:17,696 How we gonna do a video called "Side Bitches" 147 00:05:17,731 --> 00:05:19,008 if we ain't got no side bitches? 148 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:21,528 No, I do not want to be a skank in your video. 149 00:05:21,562 --> 00:05:23,219 Thanks for calling. 150 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:24,634 BOONIE: Oh, no, Maggs, it ain't like that. 151 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:27,810 We got some other stuff besides "degregation." 152 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:28,914 Is that the word?Mm-hmm. 153 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,675 I'm not dressing like a ho. 154 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,470 Hey, mute it, mute it, mute it. 155 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:33,816 What?Listen, man. 156 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,888 Fully clothed bitches is better than no bitches and no boot... 157 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:38,407 The shit called "Side Bitches." 158 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,098 You're right. 159 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,411 All right, Maggs, you ain't got to dress all skanky, 160 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:43,653 but, look, can you find some bitches 161 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:45,241 who will dress like hoes? 162 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,898 So Jesus is doing this with you? 163 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:48,348 Yeah, Jesus gonna be there. 164 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,419 So you're telling me that if I bring my girlfriends, 165 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:51,661 that they're gonna get to meet Jesus? 166 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,353 Yeah, of course. 167 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,182 He's not gonna be there.He is gonna be there. 168 00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:56,356 Man, I don't believe you. Put Tray on the phone. 169 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,771 Tell the bitch that goddamn Jesus 170 00:05:57,805 --> 00:05:59,255 gonna be there, man. 171 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:00,601 I told you-- I don't lie; that's not what I do. 172 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,603 Tray, we need... Tray! [muffled talking] 173 00:06:02,638 --> 00:06:03,949 Okay, I, um... 174 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,227 Hey, hey, Maggs, it's Tray. 175 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:07,884 Yeah, J-Jesus, he'll be here. 176 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:10,093 Um, and he really wants you and your friends to come. 177 00:06:10,128 --> 00:06:12,510 All right, he'd better be there. 178 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:14,512 They'd better have Jesus Christ there, you know what I'm saying? 179 00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:17,066 Because otherwise it's gonna make me look stupid. 180 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,068 I don't want to look stupid. 181 00:06:19,102 --> 00:06:21,588 Not in front of my girls. 182 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:24,142 Selfie. 183 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:29,389 So do you work out every day? 184 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,391 Well, you know, I try to get my Shaun T on 185 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,495 at least twice a week...Oh. 186 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,223 Lloyd, we have to talk. 187 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:37,258 Vic. 188 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,191 Can I have a word with you, please? 189 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:46,716 What is she doing here again today? 190 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:48,062 She came back, man. 191 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:49,547 She loves you. 192 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:50,893 Y'all need to talk, man. 193 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:52,066 Marriage is sacred. 194 00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:54,068 I want my old life back. 195 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,726 You, me and Darby. 196 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:59,453 We brought her here, and we got to get her out. 197 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:01,248 By "we," I mean you. 198 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:03,008 Okay. 199 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,907 That's what you really want?Yes. 200 00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:06,426 All right. Thank you. 201 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,841 Good man, Vic. 202 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:09,290 You take care of yourself. 203 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:12,742 I'm gonna go across town, running errands. 204 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,606 And I'll be gone about four or five hours. 205 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:16,677 VIC: Hey, why don't you take them cans with you, nigga. 206 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,196 Yeah, all right. 207 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:22,821 LLOYD: Ooh, damn... [scoffs] 208 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,686 I don't know why he doesn't love me anymore. 209 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:28,931 Maybe it's because I've gotten so old and ugly. 210 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:30,933 Oh, no, no, baby, you got it all wrong. 211 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,313 You ain't old and ugly. 212 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:35,316 You got to realize that man drink a lot of alcohol. 213 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:37,871 [chuckles] He can't see what I can see. 214 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:40,011 Mm. Mmm... 215 00:07:43,877 --> 00:07:45,050 Mmm. 216 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,342 ♪ 217 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:17,358 TRAYVON: Maggs, thank you so much for coming. 218 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:19,360 Yo, yo, where's Jesus?Um, he-he'll be here soon, 219 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:20,983 but we got to get rolling, 220 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:22,674 'cause we got a hard out by the time Boonie's mom gets in. 221 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,883 Hey, Boonie, my friends can only stay for a couple hours, 222 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,195 so they have to meet Jesus. 223 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:27,541 Hey, Jee coming, you know? 224 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:29,405 And thanks for bringing the broads through. 225 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:32,339 Hey, any of them down for some casting couch action after this? 226 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,652 They're here because they came to meet Jesus. 227 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:36,654 That's why we're doing the video. 228 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:38,345 Hey, Jee coming! Damn! 229 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:39,864 Yeah, uh, he-- five minutes and... 230 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:41,279 but we got to get rolling, you know? 231 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:42,591 BOONIE: All right, so look, 232 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,593 in this, you gonna be my side bitch, 233 00:08:44,627 --> 00:08:46,836 looking out for my main bitch, also looking out 234 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,666 for the people you know I deal drugs to. 235 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,219 Which gonna be played by my boy right here. 236 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,565 [chuckling]: You know what I'm saying? 237 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,567 So look, Maggs, you gonna be on deck. 238 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,293 And you gonna have assault bitches watching your back. 239 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,846 These bitches right here. 240 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,261 You mean these "actresses" here? 241 00:08:58,296 --> 00:08:59,573 Yeah, the gun bitches. 242 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:01,541 See, you gonna be my main side bitch, 243 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,543 it's just they gonna have your back, looking out for you. 244 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:07,581 Y'all gonna be dancing, looking all sexy and shit. [chuckles] 245 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:08,893 I think I get it. 246 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,964 So I'm protecting you, these girls are my assistants, 247 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:13,587 I'm in charge of security for a drug dealer, 248 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:14,933 and somehow I dance while doing this. 249 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:17,073 Th-Th-There's a bit more to it than that, 250 00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:18,074 but, yeah, pretty much. 251 00:09:18,109 --> 00:09:19,075 Somehow I doubt it. 252 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,352 Where's Jesus? 253 00:09:22,251 --> 00:09:25,219 Hey, baby. 254 00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:27,083 You still here. 255 00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:28,809 So you kicking me out now? 256 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:30,328 Oh, no, no, not "kicking out." 257 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,226 I mean... I just thought it would be kind of awkward 258 00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:33,745 if Lloyd was to come back, you know? 259 00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:36,576 We made a big mistake. 260 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,163 Aw, Vic. 261 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:39,509 Don't be so hard on yourself. 262 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:40,959 It wasn't that big of a deal. 263 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:43,237 You're married; it was adultery. 264 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:45,239 We could burn in Hell for this. 265 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:47,138 Oh, Vic, relax. 266 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,140 Lloyd's not really my husband anymore. 267 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:51,142 Hey, listen, Mama, listen, hey... 268 00:09:51,176 --> 00:09:54,076 I actually just came back to pick these papers up. 269 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,456 These papers, they're around here some... 270 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,458 They're around here somewhere, these papers. 271 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:59,081 Oh, man-- here they go, right here. 272 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:00,151 Mm.They're right here. 273 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,186 Yeah, see, got to pay the bills. 274 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:03,154 [chuckles] 275 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,466 I love a man who pays his bills, Vic! 276 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,780 JESUS: Vic, what's up, playboy? 277 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,506 Hey, what the hell you doing here? 278 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,164 Man, I just got back from spreading the Good Word, man. 279 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,304 I was thinking to myself-- I need to go by here 280 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:16,650 and holla at the homie, Vic, man, 281 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,514 give him a little support and reassurance 282 00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,171 in his time of... temptation. 283 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:22,276 Temptation? 284 00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:24,347 Who the hell told you that, huh? 285 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:26,280 You been spying on me again, nigga? 286 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,282 Vic, man, ain't nobody in your business, man. 287 00:10:28,317 --> 00:10:30,043 But everybody in the building has seen 288 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:31,458 Lloyd's wife coming and going. 289 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:34,185 Man, she is some serious cougar action right there 290 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,980 with major cake, brah. 291 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:38,189 But look here, man, you know my father don't get down like that. 292 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,639 You can't be coveting that woman, man. 293 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,951 You need to mind your business. 294 00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:44,505 And stop pretending you even know who your father is. 295 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:48,164 That's disrespectful, Vic. 296 00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:50,822 But you're still one of my most "favoritest" folks. 297 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:54,308 Okay, and playback! 298 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:55,378 [music track begins] 299 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,415 ♪ Boonie... 300 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,244 Clear! 301 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,731 ♪ B-B-Boonie, side bitches, side bitches ♪ 302 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,491 ♪ I'm in the house, y'all 303 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,562 ♪ My debut album 304 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:09,254 Car slut, twerk, twerk, twerk! 305 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,911 ♪ Y'all ready for me? 306 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:12,223 What? No. Cut! 307 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:13,396 Cut! Cut! 308 00:11:13,431 --> 00:11:14,881 What's going on here? 309 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,092 Y'all filming a movie? 310 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,507 What are you doing? 311 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,991 I came by to drop off 312 00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:24,062 your mama's frying pans! 313 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,615 Take them in the house for me, Tray. 314 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,996 Oh, no, we're actually shooting a video, so... 315 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,585 SHALINKA: Take them in the house, please! 316 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,000 God! 317 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,726 So you actually filming a video? 318 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:34,624 What Maggie and all these other bitches doing in it? 319 00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:36,040 BOONIE: Hey, it's for my joint, 320 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,249 "Side Bitches." We getting it in. 321 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,388 Hi, Shalinka. 322 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,527 Don't speak to me, Maggie. 323 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,115 I don't like you. 324 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,392 Please don't speak to me. 325 00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:44,393 Just being nice. 326 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,912 If you want to be nice, 327 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,189 flip your ass off the balcony. 328 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,742 BOONIE: Let me tell you something. 329 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:51,055 First off all, Maggie, that's the fake side bitch. 330 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:54,127 And these are the real side bitches right here and, uh, 331 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,646 all this is just entertainment!That's true... 332 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,959 How come you ain't ask me to be in it, then? 333 00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:00,443 I didn't know you wanted to be in the video, 334 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,031 'cause we needed some bad bitches. 335 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:03,930 I would, actually. 336 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:06,208 I want to shoot guns and be a bad bitch, too. 337 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,727 I ain't doing nothin'. 338 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,383 And I just got my weave done. 339 00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:10,660 I spent all this money on this bomb weave, 340 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,663 I want to show it off to the world. 341 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,735 I don't want to be no side bitch, though. 342 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,599 That's my baby daddy, I'm gonna be the main bitch! 343 00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:26,884 [laughter and chatter inside, TV plays indistinctly] 344 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,886 [huffs] 345 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,439 Damn. 346 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:36,341 Lloyd, what's up? 347 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:37,618 I'm waiting to come home, Vic. 348 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,172 When's she gonna be gone? 349 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,761 Um... I can't do that for you, man. 350 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,623 Why? 351 00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:45,005 Vic, you promised me this! 352 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,421 Truth is, Bernadette is special to me. 353 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,837 But she's flirty. 354 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,631 I've always had this lingering suspicion 355 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:52,081 that she was cheating on me. 356 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,980 I was jealous all the time! 357 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,119 I was obsessed. 358 00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:56,258 Then I got depressed 359 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,328 and started drinking again. 360 00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:58,778 Had to let her go. 361 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,814 You understand, don't you, Vic? 362 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,437 Yeah, yeah. 363 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,438 I'll go away. 364 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,026 Give you all the time you need. 365 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,822 Okay? Just call me when you kick that bitch out. 366 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,376 REV. CLEVELAND: Well, go ahead, son. 367 00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,482 I ain't got all day. 368 00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:16,209 [clears his throat] Well... 369 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,867 uh, I broke a commandment. 370 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:22,629 Uh, I slept with somebody's wife. 371 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:25,183 And it wasn't just anybody's wife. 372 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,461 It was one of my good friends. 373 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,532 You know, um, I didn't want to do it, 374 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,638 but, you know, his wife is beautiful. 375 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:32,673 She was jumping all over me. 376 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,192 She was throwing it at me. 377 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,469 And she ran off on him. 378 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:36,850 But she would never do that to me, 379 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:39,059 'cause, see, 'cause we are in love. 380 00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:41,130 [laughs] Jesus Christ, son. 381 00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:42,822 Don't scare me like that. 382 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,685 I thought you killed somebody. 383 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,481 I was about to throw your ass out of here and call the cops. 384 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:48,689 So you got some [bleep]-- so what? 385 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:49,863 That's what I've been wanting 386 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,692 to ask you about, you know, like, 387 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,487 I've been hearing stuff, rumors. 388 00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:54,972 What, that I [bleep] a lot of bitches? 389 00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:56,076 All kind of bitches. 390 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:57,353 Put that on my résumé. 391 00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:58,734 Isn't that sin? 392 00:13:58,768 --> 00:13:59,666 Yeah. 393 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,081 That's why I pay for my [bleep]. 394 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,843 Pay? Like, you mean tricking...? 395 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,154 No! 396 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,329 Well... [stammers] 397 00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:08,709 What I meant was 398 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,677 I pay God for my [bleep]. 399 00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,197 It's just like I tell the congregation. 400 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,406 God knows we gonna sin. 401 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,511 All he wants is for you to pay for your sins. 402 00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:19,997 So I pay $250 for some head. 403 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,515 $500 for vaginal sex. 404 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,862 And I throw in an extra $250 405 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,209 if I run it up the [bleep]. 406 00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:26,451 [chuckles] Wow. 407 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,453 Um... [clears his throat] 408 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:31,456 Who do you pay? 409 00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,044 The church. 410 00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,425 Me, nigga. 411 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,530 And that's exactly who you gonna pay. 412 00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:38,463 So, pay up. 413 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:39,706 Okay.If you can't pay to play, 414 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,639 you ain't got no business up in there. 415 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,399 You got a point, Reverend. 416 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:46,402 Always... I gotta pay to play. 417 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:50,786 God bless you, son. 418 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:53,927 Go forth and sin some more. [laughing] 419 00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:00,727 Where's Jesus? 420 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,142 Uh, ten minutes, he'll be right here. 421 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,454 Hey, Link, real quick, okay. 422 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,731 So here's the thing-- 423 00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,077 now, Jason, Boonie, you guys are 424 00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,045 gonna come from inside to outside, okay? 425 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:10,737 You're gonna be walking home with the groceries, all right? 426 00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:12,773 You're gonna see a side up top with a shotgun, 427 00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,292 but here's the thing-- you're packing heat, too. 428 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,569 No problems, okay? The ground bitches, 429 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,226 I mean, the ground sides, 430 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,779 they're gonna be controlling the ground area. 431 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:19,988 So you're gonna drop your groceries, 432 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,472 you're gonna fire back-- bam, bam! 433 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:22,576 I'll add the gunshots in post. 434 00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:23,681 Everything will be perfect. 435 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,785 All right, you even know 436 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:25,821 how to work that thing? 437 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,098 Yeah, yeah, um, hey guys? 438 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,582 We're rolling, okay? 439 00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:30,584 So, le-let's everyone get to their first position. 440 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,932 All right, here we go. 441 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,658 And... action! 442 00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:37,143 [laughs] That's perfect. 443 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:38,523 All these bitches? Come on! 444 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:40,594 There we go. Jason, Boonie, 445 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:42,942 come outside, there you go. 446 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,598 Hey, Boonie, Jason, these are gunshots! 447 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,704 You have to dodge, you have to dodge! 448 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,602 Dodging! There we go. 449 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,087 There you go, Maggs. And cut! 450 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,364 We got it! Moving on. 451 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:52,365 Good job. 452 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:53,435 Tray! Yeah? 453 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,884 Come here. Mm-hmm. 454 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,094 I want to do it again.Oh, we... 455 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,336 I think I can do that part better. 456 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,097 Oh, it was actually good right here. 457 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,995 No it wasn't; I only killed two of them bitches. 458 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:04,480 I can get all of them, especially the bitch up there. 459 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,654 BOONIE: Hey, this video ain't about you. 460 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:06,966 You got this shit looking 461 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,450 like a single mom's documentary. 462 00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:09,899 Listen, it's okay-- we'll do-- 463 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,004 we got time for one more, okay? 464 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,212 Is that cool?Okay. That's cool. 465 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,455 All right, you guys... 466 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,284 And I need to be the one to say cut. 467 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,630 Oh, you want to direct as well? 468 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,805 Yeah, 'cause you okay, but you not that good. 469 00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:20,634 Okay.I done seen a lot of ways 470 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,464 he's really [bleep] the video up. 471 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,604 TRAYVON: I mean, I mean, we-we're, it's a work in progress. 472 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:28,573 Hey, baby! 473 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,299 Look, babe, we gonna have to come clean. 474 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,991 Tell the truth. Now, I mean, uh, 475 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,027 that's only the way we gonna ever have 476 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,133 any chance to have something meaningful. 477 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,479 You really mean it, boo? 478 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:39,688 Hey, look, Bernadette, I... 479 00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:41,345 I ain't no Tiger Woods or anything. 480 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,863 I'm a Christian. 481 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:45,418 And I'm just saying, in order for us to do this 482 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,868 and not feel ashamed of ourself, we gotta be honest. 483 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,146 Okay. 484 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,561 Right? Yeah, yeah. 485 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,425 You cool with that?I'm cool with that. 486 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,185 Good, 'cause Lloyd is right outside the door. 487 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,876 I'm getting ready to go out to get him right now, 488 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:56,877 tell him exactly what's going on. 489 00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,258 No, no, no, no, no! No, no. 490 00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,019 Don't do that. Not now. 491 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,227 Uh, tonight. 492 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,229 We'll tell him together. 493 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,609 [chuckles] 494 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,887 Well, yeah, tell him together. Yeah, yeah. 495 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,443 Hurry up, Tray. 496 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:12,686 Jesus is not coming, is he, Boonie? 497 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,378 I tried to get Jesus to come. 498 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,932 He didn't like the creative direction this video was taking. 499 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,175 You know, this is the last time 500 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:20,936 I bring some hoes over for your ass. 501 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,800 Guys, listen, okay? Instead of arguing 502 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,250 and fighting, why don't we just, 503 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,183 like, pray really hard and maybe he'll show up. 504 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,530 Hey, might as well, man.Well, yeah. 505 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:29,738 Fine. 506 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,570 Dear Jesus, 507 00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:37,884 I'm here at this stupid [bleep] video shoot 508 00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,886 for one of your asshole disciples, 509 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,199 who promised that you'd be here. 510 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,890 I rebuke you, bitch. 511 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,098 There are some bitches here 512 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,549 who would really like to meet you, Jesus, 513 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,620 so please come soon. Amen. 514 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,932 MEN: Amen. 515 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,280 What's happening, pimps?MAGGIE: Jesus! 516 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,627 TRAYVON: It worked! He's here!BOONIE: He's always on time. 517 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,491 Bernadette! 518 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,286 Vic, you're just in time. 519 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,977 Bernadette! 520 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:04,428 She couldn't wait to get out of here-- what did you do? 521 00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:05,981 Bernadette, what about the conversation with Lloyd? 522 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,845 Uh, we're gonna have that conversation, 523 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,467 but I just have to leave and, uh, 524 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,090 take care of some business right now. 525 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,470 Uh, I'm coming back, baby, I'm coming back! 526 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:13,989 I'm coming back!I didn't get your number, though. 527 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,646 I didn't get your number! Bernadette! 528 00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:20,754 LLOYD: Vic! Let the bitch go! 529 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:21,962 So what I'm gonna need y'all to do 530 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,516 is start respecting yourself 531 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,689 and believing in yourself, 532 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:25,966 because I believe in you. 533 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,140 You understand?All right, man, hey. 534 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,866 Uh, give the bitches three minutes, 535 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,178 then let them know it's time to get back to work, man. 536 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,111 Okay, perfect.Know what I'm saying? Hey! 537 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,043 Hey! Hey, where the hell you going? 538 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:36,598 Girl, don't act like I ain't got your nudes in my phone! 539 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:37,771 Hey, what happened? 540 00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:38,807 Don't blame me. 541 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:39,946 Jesus gave them self-respect. 542 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,534 Are you serious?! 543 00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:44,537 Hey, Jesus, I hate when you give the bitches self-respect, man! 544 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,952 You need you some, too. 545 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:47,678 Look at you, man. You running around here 546 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:48,989 acting like you're Yo Gotti or somebody, man. 547 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:51,199 This is not you. Knock it off. 548 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,959 How about trying to do something like making some money off love 549 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,892 and kindness and respect for women for a change, dawg. 550 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,445 Hey, man, let's shoot the video the way 551 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,620 we was gonna shoot it before the bitches even showed up. 552 00:18:58,654 --> 00:19:00,760 Boonie! 553 00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:05,213 You know, I support you, brah. 554 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,869 I'll be in your little heathenous, 555 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,837 blasphemous-ass video. 556 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,977 That's what I'm talking about! 557 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,323 You gonna be down with the Boon-Boon! 558 00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:16,224 Be down with your Boon-Boon, baby! 559 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,743 [laughter] 560 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,746 We did it, buddy. 561 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,541 You're a true friend. 562 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,922 I won't forget this. 563 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,820 No, Lloyd, I'm not a true friend. 564 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:29,340 I'm actually an asshole sometimes. 565 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,411 But I'm glad she left. 566 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:32,999 You know she didn't cook shit 567 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,828 the whole time she was here, man. 568 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:36,209 Then I'm cooking tonight. 569 00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,659 Macaroni and cheese. 570 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,385 Ready in two minutes! 571 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,007 [whoops] 572 00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,009 All right, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna 573 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,079 look right here-- that's where, that's where 574 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,494 Boonie is; Boonie is right here. 575 00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,909 No, but Boonie's right there. 576 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,117 No, no, but for the camera trick, 577 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,326 Boonie's right there. 578 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,017 Okay? And... action. 579 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:54,227 Dear God, hear a thug's prayer tonight 580 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,885 for my sins that follow me home to the crib. 581 00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,852 Forgive me for what I'm about to do 582 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:01,372 to these bitch-ass niggas. 583 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:02,891 Amen. 584 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,411 ♪ Side bitches, side bitches, side bitches ♪ 585 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,241 ♪ I'm fittin' to put it down; y'all ready for me? ♪ 586 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,864 ♪ Boonie ♪ Side bitches, my side bitch 587 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:12,280 ♪ She's so fine, down for whatever ♪ 588 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:14,868 ♪ My main chick, she's square built ♪ 589 00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:17,699 ♪ She knit them sweaters, my side chick ♪ 590 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,873 ♪ Wearing high heels, her body bop! ♪ 591 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:23,049 ♪ My main chick sporting gloves with a ... mop ♪ 592 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,155 ♪ My side bitch is a freak, she call me Daddy ♪ 593 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:29,366 ♪ My real chick elbow missing 'cause her skin is saggy ♪ 594 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,128 ♪ My side bitch is a dime, she's my arm candy ♪ 595 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:35,579 ♪ My main chick got a job, so she come in handy ♪ 596 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:37,546 ♪ Side bitches, side bitches... ♪ 597 00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:40,584 ♪ S-S-S-Side bitches, b-b-bitches, side bitches ♪ 598 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:42,448 ♪ Side bitches, side bitches ♪ 599 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:45,002 ♪ If you know you're side bitch, throw your hands in the air ♪ 600 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,901 ♪ I love my side bitch, baby 601 00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,421 [echoing]: ♪ Side bitches... 602 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:01,501 ♪ Side bitches. 603 00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,297 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 43666

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