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BOONIE:
Hey, man, I'm telling you, man,
we wasting our time, man.
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Ain't no way moms gonna
let us in there, man.
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She only let them hipster
[bleep] on the list.
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We got to try something, man.
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Niggas is hungry.Yeah, well,
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this is me, man. You know
how Ms. Tudi feel about Jesus.
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She gonna let us in.
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Hey, Ms. Tudi, I love what
you did with the place
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and you look wonderful,
by the way.
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Shut up, Trayvon.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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Oh, out, out, out, out.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Ma, I told 'em you
wasn't gonna let us in. They...
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That's right, 'cause this
is a private event.
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And y'all can't be in here.
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Not even me?
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Jesus, you are already
with us in our hearts.
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Look, I love y'all, I do.
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But this is
my cooking thing, hear.
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Come on, Ms. Tudi.
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You know you like a mama
to all us.
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Nigga, ooh, no. No, no, no.
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Don't say that again, hear.
I don't want to be his mama.
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FISH:
So you telling me you gonna
feed all these strangers
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you met off the Internet,
but you can't feed us?
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These ain't strangers.
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These are customers.
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What, you got the $60 a plate
that I'm charging?
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Come on, Ms. Tudi, you know
we ain't got no money, man.
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But we'll work for it.
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We could be
your waitstaff.
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I don't need no help.
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I got Mexicans,
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and they some
efficient [bleep],
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let me tell you.
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You know what?
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Actually, I could
use you, Fish.
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I need some help
hosting. Come on.
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Only Fish.
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Hey, why only Fish?
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Because he's sexy.
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Fat niggas make people want
to stop eating.
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Mama, why you always
got to hurt my feelings
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in front of my friends?
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See, now, I have to keep
the list real tight,
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because technically,
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what I'm doing is not legal.
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You saying it's illegal
to serve food in your own house?
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No, I'm saying it's illegal to
sellfood in your own house.
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So, look,
what I need you to do
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Mm-hmm.
is just go around,
check on everybody.
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Just make sure they happy, okay?
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All right.
Okay. But should I
get dressed first?
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No, no, I like going with that,
uh, hood theme.
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[chuckles]
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All right, cool.
Okay.
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Go on and get yourself
something to eat.
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All right.
All right.
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Thank you, Ms. Tudi.
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Go on, baby.
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Boonie, if there wasn't no food
in there five minutes ago, man,
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it just ain't gonna appear.
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Really?
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I thought that was the point
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of his holiness right here.
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Hey, man, why don't you
make about five hot dogs
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and five 40s appear so you
can feed the crew tonight?
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What's up, man?
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JESUS:
Look, man, God ain't gonna solve
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all our problems.
If we ain't eating,
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that means we ain't hustling
hard enough.
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Ooh, nigga.
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Well, if it ain't
this selfish [bleep].
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Boonie, boy, your mom can
cook her ass off, for real.
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I hope you ate good, 'cause
there ain't shit to eat now.
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At least we got each other.
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FISH:
That's why we ain't
got no food now.
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'Cause all we got is each other.
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Man, this is exactly
what food stamps is for.
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All right, guys, listen,
I just Googled
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how to get food stamps,
and it's really quite simple.
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You guys all meet the criteria.
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No money, no job and no income
in the bank, so.
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Boonie, why don't you go
down there, man?
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You got two kids;
they'll probably give you extra.
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Man, I'm already
on food stamps, man.
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Between my mom and Shalinka,
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I don't have enough left
to buy a bag of Doritos.
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Well, somebody gonna have
to go down there, man,
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or else we gonna starve.
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Okay, well,
who gonna do it, though?
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'Cause you I'd do it,
but I ain't got no I.D.
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Six, seven. All right, guys,
I got just the thing.
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There's this new app, right?
Uh, you draw straws.
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Whoever draws
the longest straw
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has to go to the,
get the stamps.
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Go ahead.
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[mumbling]
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Okay, and then I pick,
and we'll press "draw."
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And then...
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Uh-huh.
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Of course.
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[phones ringing]
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[woman sobbing]
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Beat it.
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Next!
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Come on!
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What up, girl?
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Nigga out there starving
in these streets.
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I'm trying to get up
on this SNAP program.
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Yeah, all right,
uh, Mr., uh, uh...
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Oh.
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Oh, well, well.
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Oh, well, what?
Look, lady, I...
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How can I help you, sir?
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Have you fallen
on hard times?
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Yeah.
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I have fallen on some really...
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really hard times.
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Mmm.
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You know,
I'm not working right now,
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so, you know, I can't buy food
to feed these muscles.
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Oh.
You know?
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I know I must be down to
at least zero percent body fat.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, well,
mmm, mmm, mmm.
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You know, is this
the best number to reach you?
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I'd like to try to get you
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eating something
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as soon as possible.
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Yeah, that's the best number
right there.
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And you can
call me anytime, baby.
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Well, I get off
around dinnertime.
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You will, too.
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Mmm.
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[sharp inhale]
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Damn.
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I really can't believe
how good it smells up in here.
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Mm-hmm, right?
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And look.
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♪ Hallelujah We have buffalo rib eyes,
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♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah and we have truffle
Parmesan mac and cheese.
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♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah. We have prosciutto-wrapped
asparagus,
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but you can start
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with this pear
and cheese plate
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and a glass of this Cabernet.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm!
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You know what, Laverne?
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I got to be honest with you,
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if you want sex
in exchange for this meal,
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I'm down.
We can do that.
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Excuse you?
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I thought that's what
you wanted?
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My meat for your eats.
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No, honey, uh, the meal is free.
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I want sex in exchange for this.
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No limit.
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Limitless.
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[chuckles]
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[snoring]
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Hey, wake y'all punk ass up!
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Hey, get up, J.
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Get your ass up
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and let's go get
these groceries.
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We got food stamps?
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Hell yeah, nigga.
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Get up.
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You got food stamps?
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[bleep] you come from?
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Halleluiah, halleluiah,
we about to have a feast.
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Thank God for EBT, man.
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That EBT really
help folks, man.
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[sniffs]
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Man, Pops don't care
who loving,
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long as you loving yourself
at the same time.
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And you know,
some of my favorite women
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is prostitutes, dawg.
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You know, sex work
is some hard work, Fish.
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And if you gonna
keep on smashing baby girl
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for the food, man,
how's this gonna make you feel?
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Beats feeling hungry,
I know that much.
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I'm eating things
I never thought I'd eat before.
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Hey, like fat bitch [bleep]?
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[chuckles]
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Hey.
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Look, man,
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that chick, Laverne, dude,
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she crazy, man.
She got some real issues, man.
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Maybe going
through midlife crisis.
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Okay, so tell me again,
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how is this not stealing?
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'Cause Perfect Food's
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getting they money,
the government getting
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they money from taxpayers.
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I mean, Laverne might get fired
if they find out,
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but other than that,
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the government
spend tax money
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on worse things
than this.
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And I know gluttony
one of the seven deadly sins.
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[belches]
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And I know we can't keep
sitting here getting fat, man,
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when there's people out there
that need the Word, man.
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We got to take the street.
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Snap!
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What if we took the card
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and went and fed
the hungry?
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Look, man, you remember
the soup kitchen downtown,
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the one they just shut down?Yeah.
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Man, it's a gang space
in that mug.
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I think we could cook
out the truck
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and serve up in the spot.
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Eh, come on, man,
let's go check it out!
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I mean, whatever it takes
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to make the man upstairs
look the other way.
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BOONIE:
Damn, Jesus,
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why we can't just enjoy
some shit once in a while?
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Why everything gotta be
a community service?
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♪
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Hey, hey, Fish,
didn't you tell me
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you was gonna smoke
some weed with me?
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FISH:
Got some?
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Come on, man, let's get
this truck unloaded.
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MS. TUDI:
Trayvon!
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Where the keys
to the truck?
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Uh, Boonie...
Boonie has 'em.
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MS. TUDI:
Boonie!
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Hey, Mama, what you...
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Stop all that.
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Where the keys
to the truck?
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They in the ignition.
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Thank you.
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♪ Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
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♪ Do it again
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♪ Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
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♪ Do it again
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♪ Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it [engine revs]
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♪ Do it again
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♪ Doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,
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♪ Do it again.
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Who stole the damn truck?
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It was...
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Hey, my mama
stole your truck, Jesus.
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Why you let her?
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JESUS:
You wanted to talk
to us, Ms. Tudi?
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I'm glad you
got my message.
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Because Ms. Tudi's feelings
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was very, very hurt.
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I mean, I thought
we were a team.
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Crew love.
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Huh?
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Crew love!
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But I see Ms. Tudi
just out in the cold.
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Now, I know something going on.
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I don't know what,
256
00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,394
but something is going on.
257
00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:28,706
I know, because this nigga
258
00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:31,225
right here is fatter
than he was last week.
259
00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,573
We just helping out
the less fortunate, Ms. Tudi.
260
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,609
Y'all niggas are
the less fortunate.
261
00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,266
Now, I saw all that food.
262
00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,578
Where'd you get it?
263
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,062
Did you steal it?
264
00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,477
Huh?
265
00:09:41,511 --> 00:09:44,480
Ms. Tudi, we got a little hookup
down at the SNAP office.
266
00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,516
And I got this.
267
00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,346
A EBT card?
268
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,624
Nah, an infinite EBT card.
269
00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:52,246
Limitless.
270
00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:53,627
Jesus...
271
00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,077
is that a miracle?
272
00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:57,251
Huh?
That ain't no miracle,
Ms. Tudi.
273
00:09:57,286 --> 00:10:00,461
See, Fish,
he taking advantage of, uh,
274
00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:01,946
of a girl,
the way she's built,
275
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,120
you know, when she stand up,
her ankles disappear.
276
00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:05,466
Laverne,
down at the SNAP office.
277
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:06,640
So Fish putting
it up in her,
278
00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:08,124
you know what I'm saying?
279
00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:09,850
As long as he keep
feeding her guts,
280
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,749
she keep feeding us.
281
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,371
That's what's up.
Fish, I'm...
282
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,338
surprised.
283
00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,617
[sighs]
You know what?
284
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,964
Why don't y'all come
on and have a seat?
285
00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,345
Come on!
Y'all want some wine?
286
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,692
Huh?
Me, too?
287
00:10:23,726 --> 00:10:25,659
You, too, baby.
Come on in, sit down.
288
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,557
Wine?
Yes, some wine.
Red wine.
289
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,145
Boonie, go get
the wine for 'em.
290
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,560
Ms. Tudi,
why every time we try
291
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:31,872
to do something good
for mankind,
292
00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,460
you gotta turn it
into a money hustle?
293
00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:34,703
Come on, now,
that food
294
00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:35,842
is for the poor
and unfortunate, man.
295
00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,119
Why you got
to act greedy
296
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,292
all the time?
297
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,569
Greedy?
298
00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:41,226
Jesus, you the one
that's being greedy.
299
00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:42,469
Why does everything
300
00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:43,850
have to be for the poor, huh?
301
00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:45,334
I mean, what,
you don't think
302
00:10:45,368 --> 00:10:46,715
we want to do shit?
303
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,061
[phone chimes]
Now listen,
304
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:50,650
your soup kitchen
is the perfect place
305
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,961
for Tasty Tudi's.
306
00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:53,480
And with all
this free food,
307
00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,240
do you know how much money
we could make?
308
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,380
Hey, trust me.
That food ain't free.
309
00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,866
Do you know what this dude
gotta do for that card?
310
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,523
And I want to cut all y'all in.
311
00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,836
$80 a plate.
312
00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:06,182
Yeah, but Ms. Tudi,
who gonna pay that much
313
00:11:06,217 --> 00:11:07,805
to eat dinner in
a [bleep] neighborhood?
314
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,220
[chuckles]
Baby,
315
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,015
like I told Fish,
these white folks--
316
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,741
ha!-- they love this shit.
317
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,087
And see, I'm thinking
318
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,158
we'll keep the whole
soup kitchen theme.
319
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,505
We could even dress up
the waiters like bums.
320
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:19,748
And then we could do
321
00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:20,990
some spontaneous
ghetto theater, you know?
322
00:11:21,025 --> 00:11:23,234
Like the Medieval Times?
323
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,167
You know what?
It ain't my body.
324
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,340
That's on y'all.
325
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,825
But mark my words, man,
326
00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:29,240
if Pops don't like
y'all get down,
327
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:31,173
trust and believe he gonna
shut that shit down
328
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,002
with quickness and it
will not be fruitful.
329
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,832
Now, Ms. Tudi,
with all due respect,
330
00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:36,730
may I please
have my keys
331
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,249
so I can shake
this spot?
332
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,389
So mad about?
333
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,909
I don't even know why
334
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,911
I walk this [bleep] earth
sometimes, man.
335
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,464
Don't nobody listen.
336
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,776
Who the [bleep] am I?
337
00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,191
Son of the Most High.
338
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:52,573
You know.
The Alpha, the Omega.
339
00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:54,023
The Messiah.
340
00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:56,474
[scoffs]
Y'all don't give a [bleep].
341
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,786
Come on, homies, let's bust up
342
00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,305
out of here, man.
343
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,273
I... I care.
344
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,449
Eh, eh, eh. Fish.
345
00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:14,595
Look here.
346
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,218
How much sleep you getting, huh?
347
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,391
No, better yet,
348
00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:20,774
how many nights are
you spending at Laverne's?
349
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,949
Before you made
this little arrangement,
350
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,433
did you negotiate
351
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,815
how many little appointments
you were gonna have?
352
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,162
Did you set
any rules at all?
353
00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:31,336
See, there you go with that
pimpin' shit again, Ms. Tudi.
354
00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:33,097
Look, man, I don't
really need you...[phone chimes]
355
00:12:33,131 --> 00:12:34,684
Oh!
356
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,239
What, she blowing up
your personal phone?
357
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,620
See, that bitch thinks
she owns you.
358
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,968
And that's
because you failed
359
00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,763
to lay out
any boundaries
360
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,316
and any expectations.
361
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,768
That's what good representation
can do for you.
362
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,286
Yeah, you right, Ms. Tudi.
363
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,323
Man, she expect a lot
for that food she givin' us.
364
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,671
Listen, I can help you
manage this situation.
365
00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:58,432
But first, what we gonna do
is keep her happy.
366
00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:01,470
Keep the card working.
367
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:02,782
Okay?
368
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,818
We're gonna start
with this.
369
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,787
Give me your hand.
370
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:10,997
Oh.
371
00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,932
[phone chimes]
372
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,623
Nah, I need more.
373
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:17,969
Look what she's sending me.
374
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,455
I need a couple, though.
375
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,561
All right.
376
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,391
[indistinct overlapping
chatter]
377
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:30,913
[whistling]
378
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,711
Okay, señor, here we go.
379
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,126
Gracias.
380
00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:39,888
♪ Ba-dup-ba-dah-dah-dah...
Ah!
381
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:41,475
Thank you.
382
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,649
[laughs]
383
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:44,582
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
384
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,756
Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
Put it down!
385
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:49,138
What the hell you think
you doing, Lloyd?I think I'm gonna
386
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,864
get me some food.
This used to be
387
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,315
my favorite soup kitchen.Well, it ain't
your soup kitchen no more.
388
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,317
Look, Lloyd,
you ain't homeless no more.
389
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,491
Once you're homeless, you're
always homeless. Look at me!
390
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,493
Get out of here. Go.
I ain't playing with you.
391
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:02,151
Heard the lady.
Come on. Come on, man.I'm tired of TV dinners.
392
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:03,877
Y'all call yourself Christian.
Look at me, I'm starving.
393
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,603
Hey, hey...I ain't had nothing
since brunch.
394
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,742
Rabbi!
395
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:08,054
Ms. Tudi, give him
something to eat.
396
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,057
Here, nigga,
take that.
397
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:13,024
Slap some gravy
on this thing.
398
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:14,750
This is ridiculous!Hey, come on.
399
00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:16,856
Get your ass up
out of here, man.
400
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,409
MS. TUDI:
Okay. All right, team!
401
00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:20,514
Let's go, clean up.
Let's clean up. Hey, you.
402
00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:23,000
You, you. Let's go. Let's go,
okay? Hey, y'all over there!
403
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,415
Go! Let's go![people grumbling]
404
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,935
Take that food from
his ass. It's over.
405
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,177
What?
Ms. Tudi, why
you trippin'?
406
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,420
Nigga, talk to me like that
407
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,870
when I put some money
in your pocket, hear.
408
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:31,940
It is time for everybody to go.
409
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,355
Get these niggas
out of here.
410
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,356
You got to go.
411
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,771
JESUS:
They still hungry, Ms. Tudi.
412
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,014
Okay, take the
tray with you.
413
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,774
Take the tray. Here.
Just bye. Go.
414
00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:40,189
Go.
415
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,536
All right, team.
Time to get going.
416
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:45,643
Let's make some money!
417
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,473
Mm-mm.
418
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,923
MS. TUDI:
Get it up.
419
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,235
All right, you can
turn 'em on now.
420
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:52,926
MS. TUDI:
Good job, Boonie.
421
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,790
Hey-hey-hey!
Put one
over there.
422
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,965
Hey, Ms. Tudi, we got time
to smoke this blunt?
423
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:59,899
Oh, yeah,
we got time today, cuz.
424
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,418
[laughter]
425
00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:05,249
[laughing]:
Today we have time.
426
00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:08,597
[low, indistinct chatter]
427
00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,434
Get out, get out of my way.
I'm on the list.
428
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:20,402
I'm on the list.
429
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,610
Lloyd!
430
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,680
I am not playing with you.
431
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,784
Now, you about to get
432
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,234
on my last
damn nerve, hear?
433
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:27,098
Ain't this a bitch?
Now I'm a bum again!
434
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,169
Too poor to eat here
in the nighttime
435
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:31,585
and not poor enough
to eat in the daytime.
436
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,622
Mm-hmm.
Give me something
to eat, please?
437
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:34,623
Just a little morsel.
438
00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:35,762
$80 a plate, nigga.
439
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:36,936
You got $80?
440
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,938
$80?! For food?!
441
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,940
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself!
442
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,666
This is bullshit!
And look...
443
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:44,978
look at him!
444
00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,704
Him, too-- don't
he look like me?
445
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,982
Look at this one!
446
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,535
You stole my likeness.
447
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,881
Oh, nigga, please.
448
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,435
I'm gonna sue.
I'm gonna sue you.
449
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,092
I'm gonna sue all of you.Okay, good.
450
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,024
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna sue.
451
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,301
Good, sue and disappear.
452
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,441
Okay, all right, okay.Mm-hmm, okay, uh-huh.
453
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,787
Uh-huh, this ain't the last
you gonna see of me.
454
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,375
Mm-hmm, good.Uh-uh, uh-uh.
455
00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:03,997
Well, let me use
the bathroom first.
456
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:06,310
Nigga, go shit in the middle of
the street like you normally do!
457
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,174
Okay, okay.
Now, go!
458
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,624
Mm-hmm, good, good.Uh-uh, uh-uh, no, no, no.
459
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,523
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
460
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:15,664
Mm-hmm.Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-uh.
461
00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:18,874
Don't let that nigga in here.
462
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:21,014
Y'all having a good time?
463
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,433
♪
464
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:40,827
Wow, some of these guys
look like real bums.
465
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,760
This place is amazing.
466
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,936
Don't tell me I ain't no bum.
467
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:49,077
I know what a bum is.
468
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,667
Bum, bum.
469
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:56,429
I'm gonna drop
some bums on their ass.
470
00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:58,155
What I'm...
that's what I'm gonna do.
471
00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,364
Watch this, watch this.
[grunts]
472
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:01,537
Okay.
473
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,883
[sighs, grunts]
474
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,507
[farting, defecates in water]
475
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,199
[grunting]
476
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,341
All right, what I tell y'all?
477
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,240
Crew love, honey, crew love!
478
00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,345
Mm-mm-mm, bring it on in.
Come on, Jesus.
479
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,244
Hey, Boonie, we got
a spill over there, babe.
480
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:19,693
Go pick that up,
go pick that up.
481
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:21,937
Go get the broom in
the broom closet, nigga,
482
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,283
and clean it up!
483
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,078
Aw, Ms. Tudi,
you so hard on him.
484
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,493
I love you, Boonie!
485
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,443
Yo, y'all smell that, man?
486
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,791
Hey, I ain't crazy, man.
487
00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:52,105
I know you uppity [bleep] can
smell that shit, but [bleep] it.
488
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,382
That smell terrible,
489
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,453
like somebody took
a shit or something.
490
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:57,110
Goddamn!
491
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,837
Oh, God, what's that smell?
492
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,425
Jesus, it's awful.
493
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,772
This place is amazing.
494
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,570
[grunting]
495
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,400
There she is right
there, Ms. Tudi.
496
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:14,990
Hey, where-where's Fish?
497
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:18,925
Where's that hot piece of ass?
498
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,616
Oh, yeah!
499
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,929
There's my stud.
500
00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:24,137
Oh.
What's up, Laverne?
501
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,311
How you doing tonight?
502
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:26,864
I want you to
meet somebody.
503
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,279
This is Ms. Tudi.
504
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,694
She's the founder of
this fine establishment.
505
00:18:29,729 --> 00:18:32,145
Ms. Tudi,
that's-that's her.
506
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,353
How you doing, my sister?
507
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:34,872
I've heard a lot about you
508
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,770
and, uh, well,
I sure hope you brought
509
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,289
your appetite with you.
510
00:18:38,324 --> 00:18:40,188
Oh, so you done got a job now?
511
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:41,810
I guess that means
512
00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:43,122
you're not gonna be needing
513
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,434
any more government assistance.
514
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:46,953
Listen, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
515
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,161
Laverne,
516
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,646
I think I might be
able to interest you
517
00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:53,201
in a partnership
with Tasty Tudi's.
518
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,478
Partnership?!
519
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,963
How you gonna
offer me a partnership
520
00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:58,447
when all this
is my shit?
521
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,346
I know where
this food came from.
522
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,175
Laverne, please.
Please, Laverne.
523
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,866
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
524
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,284
I ain't [bleep] with you
since my third divorce!
525
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,355
I ain't even want
to talk to you!
526
00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,874
Now, listen, let me
tell you something.
527
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:14,912
I don't want a partner
in no broke-down,
528
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,672
tore-up-ass, old restaurant.
529
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:19,088
I don't care
what you do with the food
530
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:22,299
as long as it don't interfere
with my dick time.
531
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,334
Now, come on, Fish.
532
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,853
[kisses]
Let's go.
533
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:26,993
Say, man, you better chill
the [bleep] out right now.
534
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:30,169
Oh, don't fool around
and get your benefits cut, Fish.
535
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,756
JESUS:
Laverne, please now.
536
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:32,999
Stop, that's enough.
537
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,725
No, no, [bleep] all that!
538
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:35,553
Hey, ladies?
539
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,555
Ladies, you want
a good time?
540
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,316
'Cause this nigga'll blow your
back out for a cheeseburger.
541
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,662
[customers exclaiming]
542
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:43,182
Now, come on, baby,
it's dick time!
543
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,253
Let's go!
544
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:47,703
Should've listened
to you, Jesus.
545
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,192
JESUS: Look, look,
ladies, ladies,
546
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,194
let's-let's calm down,
take a breather,
547
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,229
count to ten--
let's chill out.
548
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:57,679
We can talk about this.
549
00:19:57,713 --> 00:20:00,129
Why don't you fix me
a plate to go, bitch,
550
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,028
before I feed
all these niggas
551
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,547
and take them all home with me?
552
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,965
[Laverne shouting][customer exclaiming]
553
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,590
[glass shattering]
554
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:15,697
[customers gasping]
555
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:17,043
Damn, Laverne,
you all right?
556
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:19,114
Nigga, do I look all right?
557
00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:21,220
MAN:
Did you just see that?
558
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,600
Bitch, what you hit me with?
559
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:25,534
I hit you with the [bleep]
hand of Tudi, bitch.
560
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,227
See, I was waiting for you
at the door.
561
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,056
Let me tell you something.
562
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,575
This is my spot!
563
00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:33,404
You don't come up
in Tasty Tudi's
564
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,889
with this bullshit,
you understand me?!
565
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,926
This is a fine, [bleep]
dining establishment.
566
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,411
And as for that little
arrangement you and Fish have?
567
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,827
Oh.
That shit's over, hear?
568
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:43,828
Hear?!
569
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,244
All right, damn.
570
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,176
All right, now,
we gonna do this classy.
571
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:50,387
Come on, get up and bow, bitch.
572
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,181
Oh...
[grunting]
573
00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:53,252
Oh!
574
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,978
Damn.
And scene!
575
00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:04,642
Ladies and gentlemen,
576
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:08,336
a little ghetto theater
to enjoy with your meal.
577
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:10,959
Ladies and gentlemen,
578
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:12,995
let's give a round
of applause to Fish!
579
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,103
[cheering, whooping]
580
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,312
Come on, Laverne,
we got to get you out of here.
581
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:20,624
You know, you kind of
had that coming, girl,
582
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:22,108
'cause you know
you be doing the most.
583
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,282
I know, Jesus.
584
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,939
WOMAN:
Oh, God!
585
00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:27,596
He's mopping the floor
with shit!
586
00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:29,529
Hey, I knew I smelled something.
587
00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:31,531
WOMAN: Oh, gross.MAN: I'm going to throw up.
588
00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:34,879
Hey, Mama, is there supposed
to be shit on the mop?!
589
00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:35,949
MAN:
Gross!
590
00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:38,297
Is this part of the theme
or what?!
591
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:42,473
MAN:
So disgusting.
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