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[scat singing]
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Help!
Do you consent to having
your feet washed?!
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Hell no! My feet are fine!Come on. Pops want me
to wash them nasty feet!
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Help! Help! Help!
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LLOYD [moaning]:
Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Ah.
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Oh. Ah.
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[moaning continues]
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Ah.There you go, Lloyd.
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Now tell me that wasn't
30 minutes of pure heaven.
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How dare you violate an innocent
old man's feet like that!
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Towel!
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Damn, Lloyd, you done made
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a bucket of chitlin water
over there.
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Get that rope off me!
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Look, man, you got a problem
with it, holla at Pops, man.
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I ain't feel like
doing this shit, no way, man,
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but he guided me in my dream and
told me I had to wash your feet.
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Well, what if
I want my feet dirty?
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Look, this ain't
about you, Lloyd.
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Pops say I'm too big
for my britches, man.
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He had to remind me
that I'm not above
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washing some nasty
mother[bleep] feet like yours.
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You and God need to leave me out
of your sick little foot fetish!
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And don't expect a tip.
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[sighing, coughing]
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[Ms. Tudi moaning]
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[moaning]
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Ooh!
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Mm, that feels so good.
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Better than the last few times
I got some.
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[laughs]
Ew, Ma!
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MS. TUDI:
Ew, nothing, Boonie! Grow up!
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You know, Ms. Tudi,
it's always been
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kind of like a gift
for me, washing feet.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But you can count on Pops
to bless me
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with a old wild-ass talent
like foot washing.
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You saying you can't make
no money doing this?
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I mean, it ain't that.
It's just, every time I do it,
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I do it 'cause he make me do it.
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You know, he ain't never told me
I could charge people for it.
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Did he tell you you
couldn't charge for it? Huh?
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Look, look, it's like
when you was a carpenter.
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Remember that?
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God asked you to go legit.
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God gave you a skill.
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What's the problem?
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So what would I do? Would I,
like, set up on a street corner
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or get me a little booth
at the swap meet or something?
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You said God told you
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to buy that stupid-ass
food truck, right?
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Yeah.Maybe this is why.
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A mobile spa van.
[laughs]
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We can call it, uh,
"Angelic Hands."
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[phone camera clicks]
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Listen here,
we'll go downtown,
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and we'll set up outside
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the yoga spot, right?
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I know I can get
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two dozen bitches, a dub each.
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50/50. How that sound?
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I don't know, Ms. Tudi.
You be with that bullshit.
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You'll mess around
and have a brother crossed up.
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No pun intended,
'cause I been crossed up before,
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and the shit don't feel good.
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Okay, guilty, but look.
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You know I've been trying
to walk that path.
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A better path and in your light.
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If we can make some money
rubbing bitches' feet,
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can't get no more
legit than that.
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We could be doing a lot worse.
I'm just saying.
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See what I'm saying?
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I hear you.
Sound good. I'm wit' it.
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Stop that shit!
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You like that?
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I'm getting excited!
Look here.
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I'm gonna make
a sweet logo on the side.
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It's gonna say "Angelic Hands."
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[laughs]I'm seeing your vision,
Ms. Tudi.
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I'm seeing it right now.
It's looking fly.
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I'm getting butterflies,
and, yeah, it's dope, it's...
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And listen, I'm gonna take care
of everything.
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[laughs]
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And look here.
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You.
Oh, Ms. Tudi,
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that ain't even necessary.
You ain't got to do that.
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But I'll take it though.
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[laughs]How he get
to smoke in the house?
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'Cause he Jesus!
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Jesus!
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Man, I been looking all over
for you. Why don't you
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hook a brother up with
another one of them massages?
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My feet still tingly.
I feel young and spry!
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Oh, so now you want one
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after you was being all funky
about it earlier.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I'll
bow, I'll hold my head down.
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Right here. Look.
Come on, hook me up.
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Look at that.
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Look, Lloyd, if
you really want one
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that bad, man, we
gonna be downtown
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in a couple hours
by the yoga spot.
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I might be able to hook you up
if I got some time.
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Just if I got
time, Lloyd.
But, Jesus,
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I need the hookup right now.
Look on, man.
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Come on, brother,
hook me up.
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Downtown, Lloyd.
Downtown.
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Jesus, you never
come through!
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Jesus!
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♪
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Really, Jesus?
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Always on time, huh?
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Oh, come on, Ms. Tudi.
You got to give me a break.
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I had to get some weed.
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Yeah, I'm about
to get me a sugar mama.
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Bunch of older broads
with disposable income
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and low expectations
for future prospects.
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Boonie, all these hoes can
do better than you, hear?
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BOONIE: Hey.MS. TUDI: Leave 'em alone.
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I can look at some
post-prime ass in yoga pants
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if I want to, Mama.
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What you think?"Hands of God," Ms. Tudi?
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I thought you was going
with "Angelic Hands."
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Them don't even
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look like my hands.
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Yeah, but look, the "Hands of
God" just has more "Mmm!"
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Hey, you know God got
more "Mmm" for your ass.
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You know the
rules, Ms. Tudi!
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Don't use God's
name in vain!
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MS. TUDI: Jesus,
please, would you just
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stop worrying?!
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Tudi, how
much longer?
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Okay, Teresa, listen,
come-come here, baby.[sighs]
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We getting ready to get
started, girl, hear?
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Hell yeah.Come on in, get nice and close.
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[laughs]
Okay, Jesus. Ta-da!
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[Ms. Tudi laughs]
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Yeah! All right, my queens, get
ready for the time of your life.
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Tudi?
What?
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That's the Hands of God?Teresa,
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this is a peaceful
environment here.
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Namaste.
Namaste.
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Uh, ladies, this here is Fish.
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[women whoop, murmur]He ain't bad.
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And he will be attending
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to your needs
while you wait.
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Whatever your needs.
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What you want me
to do, Ms. Tudi?
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Nigga, I don't know.
Just what?
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Rub their shoulders,
you know, make 'em happy.
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[sniffles]
And lose this.
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Take off the jacket,
nigga!
WOMAN: Yeah!
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WOMAN 2: Mmm! No, no, no!
It's too hot for that jacket.
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Take... Yes, take it off!
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And Mama's got a lot of needs.
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[laughter, whooping]
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[Teresa moaning]How long he gonna be in
there with that bitch?
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Shit.
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[moaning continues]
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Coming in!
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[sighs]
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[moaning]
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MS. TUDI:
Hey, Teresa.
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How you doing?
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[sighs]All right, girl.
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Go ahead and enjoy.
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Thanks.
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Would you wrap
this ho up?
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We got a whole line
of people out there.
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Tudi, your boy hands
feel like they on fire, man.
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I been here
rubbing for...
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Listen, stop
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falling in love
with these bitches' feet.
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Ten minutes max.
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[Teresa moaning]
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Hey, yo, boy, you good?
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All right, boy.
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What, you a massage
fluffer now? Ha!
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Bitches gonna get tired
and leave.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[speaks Spanish]
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What's up, Ms. Tudi Fruity,
massaging that booty?
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Hey, girl.You messing
with eses now?
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Don't judge me. I got all
the colors you asked for.
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Okay. Yeah. Go on and set up
in Boonie's trunk.
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All right.
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You look like a heavy
metal mariachi singer.
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What is you doing?Shut up, Fat Albert.
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[sighs]: Whew.MS. TUDI:
Well, well, well.
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Oh, Ms. Tudi.
[chuckles] Thank you, girl.
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[chuckles]
Mmm, thank you.
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[chuckles]Whew.
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Get them girls in there.
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Hey, Tudi.What?
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What about him?What about him?
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How much
does he cost?
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I'm feeling a little stiff.
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I could use, like,
a full-body massage.
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I'm talking deep tissue.
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If you know
what I mean.
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Lookie here, deep tissue
gonna cost you a little extra.
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JESUS:
Ms. Tudi. Ms. Tudi.
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I need to
talk to you.
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[sighs]
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Hey, I'm burnt out.
Yeah, I need,
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like, a ten-minute break.
I'll be right back.
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Just... I just need, like,
ten minutes.
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I'm-a do you
one better than that.
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What's that?
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You done for the day.
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You bullshittin'.Great work.
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And look here. Look, look.
That's for you, partner.
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For me?
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[laughing][chuckles]
Thank you.
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What about the line?Oh, no, no, no.
The guys are gonna do that.
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They-they got that.
But what I do need you to do
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is to go round up
some more business for tomorrow.
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I was thinking
maybe you could take Maggie
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and y'all could go to the market
on Normandie,
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set up in front of there,
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and give away some free samples.
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Spread the word.Spread the word!
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You got it. Thank you.[chuckles]
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Look. Look here, look here.
God is good, ain't he?Aw.
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Aw. All the time.God is good, ain't he?
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That's a little something
for you. Oh!
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Uh...
[clears throat] ladies.
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Jesus had to go and do some
of the Lord's work, but, um,
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Fish here, he's gonna
take care of you.
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[women cheering]Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Uh, excuse me. Just a minute.
Come over here, baby.
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I ain't said nothing
about rubbing no feet.
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Listen, I need you
to do this for me.
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Them bitches might go crazy
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if they don't get
their feet rubbed.
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Look... I got us a quarter.
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A quarter.
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I'm talking
about some good shit, Fish.
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And it's for me?It's for you.
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And all I got to do
is rub some feet?
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All you got to do.
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Just... rub.
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Stuff.
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[women chattering]
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[moaning]
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Oh!
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Hey, hey!
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It ain't that kind of party!
248
00:09:51,107 --> 00:09:53,523
It's cool. I talked to Tudi.
249
00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:56,492
I want that full-body treatment.
250
00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:57,942
Wait, wait.
251
00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,842
Ms. Tudi, get over here.
252
00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:04,120
What?
253
00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:06,329
Did you promise those women
I would have sex with them?
254
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,642
No! No. Who said that?
255
00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,437
She did.
256
00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:11,645
I-I didn't say that.
257
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,923
What did you say?
258
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,305
I said that you might be open
259
00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:19,549
to some, uh, you know,
private service providing.
260
00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:21,275
I mean, you know,
kind of, remember
261
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,795
when we were at that party
and you were stripping?
262
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,453
Kind of like that.You said you wouldn't tell
nobody about that.
263
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:27,937
Nigga, I didn't.
264
00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:30,940
If you do this for me,
265
00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,460
I'm not talking weed
no more, hear?
266
00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:37,188
I'm talking money.
I'm talking real money.
267
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,983
Ms. Tudi.
Hmm?
268
00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,674
Are you trying to pimp me?
269
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,676
No, nigga.
I'm trying to get you paid
270
00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,471
for pleasuring them women.
271
00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:45,955
Let's make some money, hear?
272
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,509
I'm talking
fifty-fifty.
273
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,373
Fifty-fifty?Mm-hmm.
274
00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,581
And how is that not pimping?
275
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,791
Because pimps try
to control people,
276
00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,793
take advantage of them.Mm-hmm.
277
00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,484
I'm trying to get you paid
for your talent.
278
00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:59,348
I'm a talent agent.
279
00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:01,212
Listen, listen,
listen.
280
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,732
God gave you a gift.
281
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:06,355
He gave you the gift
of sexiness.
282
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:09,185
Now, if a consenting adult
283
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:13,017
wants to pay for that talent,
what could be wrong with that?
284
00:11:13,051 --> 00:11:15,329
What, you expect me to have sex
285
00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,193
with 15 women
in that little trailer?
286
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:19,713
I mean, I'm slanging it,
but that's-that's asking a lot.
287
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:22,233
Nigga, I'm not talking
about full-on sex.
288
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,580
I'm talking about
a little handiwork,
289
00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:26,030
know what I'm saying?
290
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:29,171
Come on, now.
Come on.
291
00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:32,553
Go on in there and handle your
business, all right? Handle it!
292
00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:33,727
Okay, who's next?
293
00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:34,728
Ooh, I can't wait!
294
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:36,109
My body's shaking! Look it!
295
00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,904
[sputtering]
296
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:39,595
Hey, what the [bleep]
you doing here, man?
297
00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:41,701
I come to get my feet massaged!
298
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,254
Hey, excuse me, miss.
299
00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,774
I know it don't look like it,
but...
300
00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:49,122
my hands is nice, luxurious.
301
00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,713
What's up with you and Trigger?
302
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,853
I don't know.What you mean
you don't know?
303
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,302
He a nice dude.I know.
304
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:59,063
But, like,
all this makeup and shit.
305
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:00,478
It's too much work.
306
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,135
Yeah, I can dig it.
307
00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:04,137
I don't even know why Ms. Tudi
sent us out here, man.
308
00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:05,621
It was crackin' at the van, man.
309
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:06,622
We was getting money.
I know.
310
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:07,865
She's the boss though.
311
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:08,866
Hey, what's up, homey?
312
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,283
Let me touch them big-ass feet.
313
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,872
Hey, well, you got
to get your massage, homey.
314
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,977
[woman moaning loudly]
315
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,603
When guys do it real hard,
they compensating for something.
316
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,088
I believe that.
317
00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:26,918
WOMAN:
Mmm. Ooh, he cute.
318
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,230
That ain't Jesus.
319
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,990
What the hell going on
around here?
320
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:32,821
Y'all got some nasty, funky
business around here to me.Thanks, bro.
321
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,650
BOONIE:
Hey, that's messed up, man.
322
00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:35,927
You get enough
ass, man.
323
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,687
Leave the old flabby
bitches for your boy.
324
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:40,829
Crazy, man. I'm just in there
giving them extraordinary
325
00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:42,623
foot massage.Nigga, you do not
326
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,315
have the hands
of Jesus Christ.
327
00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:46,110
Whatever the hell you doing
up in there damn sure
328
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:48,457
ain't no foot massage.WOMAN: Damn, really?
329
00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,666
Tudi promised that I'd be
out of here by 5:30.
330
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,668
Hey, hey, hey, Linda,
just chill, okay?
331
00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:54,877
He gonna be with you
in a minute.
332
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,536
Hey! What you doing,
taking a break?
333
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,987
I'm gonna smoke the rest
of this blunt before I do
334
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,782
any more of them foot massages.
So yeah.
335
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,542
Five minutes, nigga, hear?
336
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,441
BOONIE:
Hey, Mama, if you want to, I can
bang the bitches in the truck.
337
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:08,649
I'd g...
Boonie,
338
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:09,927
don't nobody want your fat ass,
339
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,549
hear?LINDA: Tudi.
340
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,171
Bitch, what?!
I j...
341
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,380
Mm. I just said
he gonna be with you
342
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:16,278
in a minute, okay?
343
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,694
Ms. Tudi, I been
in line all day.
344
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,144
I want my pedicure by Jesus,
345
00:13:20,178 --> 00:13:22,042
not this knucklehead.Okay, Lloyd, what I need
346
00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:25,011
you to do is take
your drunk ass and go home.
347
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:27,151
Jesus promised me a massage.
348
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,394
I need my foot massage.
I got the shakes.
349
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,500
I need my foot fix!Boonie, Boonie.
350
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:34,158
Come on. Get this
drunk nigga out of here.
351
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:36,470
Hey, you respect my mama, uh,
like she about something, man.
352
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:38,472
This bitch put in
a lot of work into...
353
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:40,509
Nigga, what'd I tell you
about calling me a bitch?
354
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,960
I don't like that!This is false advertisement!
355
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:44,306
Fraud. I'm gonna sue.
356
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,652
Sue, nigga!
Get out my face.
357
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,654
I'm gonna call the cops
on these Negroes.
358
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,863
Hey, and you heifers
straighten up!
359
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,313
Straighten that line up!
360
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,453
[espresso machine whirring]
361
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,974
[scoffs]
362
00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:58,354
You don't want none of that?
363
00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,011
I'm-I'm good, thank you.It's too soon?
364
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:02,186
A little.I sometimes do that.
365
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,153
You know, when I saw
your profile, I was like, "Damn,
366
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:06,673
she got a booty like Beyoncé
and a face like my fiancée."
367
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,019
I was like, "Whoa."
368
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:10,608
I thought I had, like, a J. Lo,
but I had a J. No,
369
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,990
but then I saw you, I was,
like, well, J. Whoa, J. Ho.
370
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,439
Excuse me?You here with
371
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,441
the little police officer
glasses, like CHiPs.
372
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:19,444
7-Adam-Mary-3.Okay, okay. First of all,
nobody wears my glasses.
373
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,515
Okay?Oh, I mean, that's cool.
You know, I'm kind of like that,
374
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,379
too, with mine.
But you do know what,
375
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,381
I saw you when you walked in,
I was like,
376
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,867
"Damn, it ain't Halloween
but I see pumpkins!"
377
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,559
Got a little pumpkin
patch in the back,
you know what I'm saying?
378
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,216
You know, I've-I've always
been sensitive though.
379
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,942
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a mama's boy.
380
00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:36,530
You know, for real. That's why
I stay with my moms, you know.
381
00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:38,532
I just chill out with her.
I love to see my mom.
382
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,534
She had me. You know,
we're kind of joined at the hip.
383
00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,088
We almost like Siamese twins.
384
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,228
D-Did you just say that
you-you live with your mother?
385
00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,955
Oh, yeah. But it's just
a temporary thing. You know,
I like to check on her...
386
00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:49,440
Okay, how temporary? How-how...[phone ringing]
387
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:51,200
Three or four years
I been just chilling,
you know what I'm saying.
388
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,030
Just making sure she's straight
though before she...
389
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:55,204
I got to take
this call real quick. Yeah.Oh, yeah. Do your thing.
390
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,930
Call... You call your mom?Uh... [chuckles]
391
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,036
I inspire people like that.
392
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,934
Damn, you inspire me
with them jeans. Insp...
393
00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:02,039
Down, boy. Down.
394
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:03,212
Hello, this
is Dianne.
395
00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:05,283
LLOYD:
Dianne, it's Lloyd.
396
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:08,908
That shit was
just weird.
397
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,083
It's like, all of a sudden, she
needed an excuse to get me away.
398
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,947
I think she up to something.
For real, man.
399
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:17,295
I mean, I don't understand.
We was getting money. We was...
400
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,746
No way! Jesus, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
401
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,989
Hey, what's up, Frank?
402
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:22,473
Want a free foot massage
and a pedicure?
403
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,061
No, Jesus. I want you
out of here. Seriously.
404
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:25,407
No soliciting!
[chuckles]
405
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,098
Frank, we ain't even
soliciting, man.
406
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,582
We showing people God's love
through foot care.
407
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:29,618
I do not want to hear it.
408
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,516
Pack your shit and
get out of here now!
409
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,242
Frank, man, that's [bleep] up
how you talking to me, man.
410
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,450
I'm Jesus Christ, dawg.
411
00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:36,521
Uh, yeah, thank you
for 2,000 years
412
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,627
of religious intolerance,
asshole!
413
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,284
And the Crusades? Great job.
414
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:41,871
[bleep] off and
get out now!
415
00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:43,011
That's [bleep] up, Frank, man.
416
00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:44,081
It-it's like that?
417
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:46,428
I will call the cops.
418
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,601
Go!
419
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:52,503
Jesus, when did Frank become
such a hard-core atheist?
420
00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,301
Hey.
421
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,096
Hey, what's going on?I'm so sorry.
422
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,442
I've got to get home and change
and I've got to get to work.
423
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:02,202
Oh, right now?Oh, yeah...
424
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:03,859
You want me to come with you?
I'll come with you.
425
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,343
No, I'm good.You need to drink
your drink though.
426
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:06,620
No, you keep it.You should drink this though.
427
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,277
No, no? Okay, okay.It's all you.
428
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:10,831
You ain't leave no money
though. You ain't...
429
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,972
[Linda moaning passionately]
430
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:18,632
They banging in there,
I'm-a tell you right now.
431
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,462
MS. TUDI:
Ain't nobody banging in there.
432
00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:21,670
It's going on
up in there.
433
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:22,671
Stop, Boonie!
434
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,572
LINDA [moans]:
Oh, Jesus!
435
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,643
Oh, snap.
436
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,231
Don't say that.
437
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,026
I know what they're
doing back there.
438
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:35,339
What are they doing?Come on, let's go.
439
00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:38,135
Tudi, how much longer this dude
gonna be tickling my feet,
440
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,068
[siren wailing]stretching my legs
all out? Damn.
441
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,517
There they go, Officer.[Linda moaning]
442
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:43,588
Oh, they promise you the
Hand of God for your feet,
443
00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:46,591
but the only hand you'll get is
that thieving-ass hoodlum Fish,
444
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,214
all up in your
female stuff!
445
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:50,319
[groaning]Eh, uh, we get the picture.
446
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:52,183
Thank you, Lloyd, thank you.
Come on.
447
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,530
[Linda moaning]
448
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,084
Jason?!
449
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:58,914
Hey, baby.
450
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,158
Um, what you doing here?
451
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,194
DIANNE: We got a report
on some illicit activity
452
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,851
and possible prostitution
in a food truck.
453
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,611
What are you doing here?!
454
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,613
And with this hood rat?JASON: Baby, listen.
455
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,339
Let me explain, okay?
456
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,789
LINDA: Oh, God.Jesus.
457
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,342
I can't believe you!
458
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:14,930
Is this what you call
going legit?
459
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,036
No, no, no, let me explain.
460
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,692
Are you a prostitute, Jason?
461
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,694
Nah, hell no,
he just the fluffer.
462
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:21,902
Ooh, fluffer?
463
00:17:21,937 --> 00:17:23,042
Oh, so you're just a puta,huh?
464
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,284
Hey, hey, I got this.
I got this.
465
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,251
Move.
466
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,528
Look here, J. Lo.
467
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:29,427
I know my rights,
and you need a warrant.
468
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:30,877
[Linda screaming passionately]
469
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:32,430
Muévete. [Ms. Tudi shouts]
470
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,639
[gasps]
471
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:35,882
Hi, Dianne.
472
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,090
What's up?
Want a foot massage?
473
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,195
Yeah, right.
474
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,093
Come on, out.
You're under arrest.
475
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,370
Oh, okay, I'm gonna
finish her up real quick
476
00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:42,647
and I'll be right at you.
477
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:44,925
Let's go, now!LLOYD: I can't believe it.
478
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,376
Jesus in there giving them
ladies dirty hand job.
479
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,584
Whoo!
480
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,103
All right,
I know how this goes.
481
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:51,829
I've done this
all too many times.
482
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,383
DIANNE: You guys are
disgusting, you know that?JESUS: What?
483
00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,558
I swear ain't nothing going on
in there but foot massages.
484
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,560
We're not stupid.
There's no way what I heard
485
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,113
coming from in there
was from a foot massage.
486
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,667
JESUS:
Oh, is that a challenge?
487
00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,393
Is-is that a challenge?
Is that...?
488
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:07,776
You trying to see this
digital divinity?
489
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:12,263
[man moaning and whooping
passionately]
490
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,926
My wife never makes me
feel this good.
491
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,238
This should be a crime,
492
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,584
but I'm glad it's not.
493
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:26,760
Thank you, weird man
dressed like Jesus.
494
00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:28,417
[whoops]
495
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:29,798
Oh, that was a
life-changer right there.
496
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:30,799
Oh, my goodness.
497
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,146
That man has a gift.
498
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,837
I have never experienced
anything like that.
499
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:38,876
That was... that was so...
just so...
500
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,153
Hey, do you have a Twitter?
501
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,465
'Cause, you know, I wouldn't
mind just keeping in touch,
502
00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:43,260
you know...
DIANNE: Enough!
503
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,158
Let's go.
504
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,780
Is it @HandsOfGod?
505
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:49,507
'Cause I saw it
around the corner over here.
506
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,164
DIANNE: Just get this
truck out of here.
507
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,545
Baby, I know
all this look weird...
508
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,374
Put your shirt on, Jason.
509
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,031
And wipe the lube
off your hands.
510
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,964
It's nasty.
511
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,552
LLOYD:
That's it?
512
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,140
What about my foot massage,
Jesus?
513
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,038
You owe me a foot massage.
514
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:05,730
Hey, you know I love y'all
to death, man.
515
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,629
I don't really say
this often, but
516
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,321
all y'all gonna get
struck by lightning.
517
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:12,461
Hey, me, too, man?
518
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,981
I ain't do nothing
but jag off in the bathroom
519
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:17,397
to them old bitches
in the yoga pants, man.
520
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,158
Man, I was just the fluffer.
521
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,159
MAGGIE:
I didn't do anything, Jesus.
522
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,643
I was with you!
523
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,817
Jesus!
524
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,440
My feet need that stuff!
525
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,651
MS. TUDI:
Well,
526
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:34,000
I know Jesus is upset, but
Ms. Tudi's feeling much joy.
527
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:37,210
Amazing what you can do when you
have the proper representation.
528
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:38,901
Oh, yeah.
529
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,593
[laughing]
530
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,320
Ms. Tudi, I'm starting to think
you're a bad influence on me.
531
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:44,942
If I wasn't,
I wouldn't need Jesus.
532
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,012
True.
533
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:47,324
He gonna forgive
us anyway.
534
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:48,428
He always do.
[laughing]
535
00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:50,223
Badass.
Mm-hmm.
536
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,570
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