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SEE, THAT'S WHY I BUY
QUALITY GARBAGE BAGS.
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SEE, THEY GOT THE DRAWSTRING
ON 'EM, THEY DON'T RIP.
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YEAH.THEY COST A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY,
BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
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A-RABS.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, WHERE HE LEARN HOW
TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE
LIKE THAT, MAN?
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LOOK AT THAT SCARF THAT
NIGGA'S WEARING, MAN.
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LLOYD:
YES.
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THAT'S ONE OF THEM
DESERT SCARVES.
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WA ALAIKUM AS-SALAAM,
MY BROTHER.
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YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
YES,
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I'M THINKING
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!
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I THINK THIS NIGGA'S
A TERRORIST, MAN.
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YEP.
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LLOYD:
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
AL-QAEDA IN COMPTON?
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AND WHERE'D THE NIGGA LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE?
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THINK ABOUT IT.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU MET
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A NIGGA FROM COMPTON
KNEW HOW TO SPEAK TERRORIST?
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HE... SPEAKING THAT TERRORIST.
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BLAH BLAH-BLAH
BLAH BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
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I HEARD IT!
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YOU CONSORT WITH TERRORISTS,
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THAT MAKES YOU A TERRORIST.
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JESUS H. CHRIST,
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RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORIST.
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SO WHAT WE GONNA DO?
WHAT WE GONNA DO?
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YOU KNOW, LLOYD,
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THERE'S THREE TYPE OF PEOPLE
ON THE PLANET.
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THE FIRST TYPE
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IS THE SHEEP.
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SHEEP IS WEAK.
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SHEEP NEED
TO BE LED.
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SHEEP BELIEVE THAT THE
POLICE CAN SAVE THEM
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ALL THE WAY UP
UNTIL THE MOMENT
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THEY FIND OUT
THAT IT'S TOO LATE.
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OH...
YEAH.
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AND THEN THERE'S
THE SECOND TYPE.
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THE WOLF.
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THE WOLF PREYS
ON THE SHEEP.
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THE WOLF IS EVIL.
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EVIL WOLF.
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THIS IS DEEP.
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AND THEN THERE'S
THE THIRD TYPE.
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THE SHEEPDOG.
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THE SHEEPDOG, LLOYD.
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HE AIN'T AFRAID OF THE WOLF.
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THE SHEEPDOG
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PROTECTS THE SHEEP
FROM THE WOLF.
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THE SHEEPDOG DON'T
RUN FROM EVIL.
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HE RUNS RIGHT UP
ON THAT SHIT
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AND CONFRONTS IT.
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WOW.
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OKAY, OKAY.
NOW WHO ARE WE?
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[LAUGHS]
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WE'RE THE SHEEPDOG!
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SHEEPDOG?
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I THOUGHT WE GONNA
BE THE SHEEP.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M CONFUSED.
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WE'RE THE SHEEPDOG.
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OKAY? OKAY,
LISTEN, NIGGA,
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I'M GONNA DO IT FOR YOU
ONE MORE TIME, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'S THE SHEEPDOG...SHEEPDOG.
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...THE WOLF...
WOLF.
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...AND THE SHEEP.AND SHEEP.
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JASON:
MAN, JESUS, PLEASE TELL ME
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THIS AIN'T ALL
GOD GOT IN STORE FOR ME, MAN.
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SELLING PALLETS
FOR SIX BUCKS A POP?
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I CAN SAY THAT'S SOME
REAL LOSER SHIT, MAN.
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I SHOULD JUST GET
BACK WITH DIANNE.
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I BEEN TELLING
YOU THAT, JAY.
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BUT THAT'S SOMETHING
BOTH YOU AND HER
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GONNA HAVE TO GET
RIGHT WITH.
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YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST
THE WHOLE COP THING, MAN.
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SHE'S SO HARD-CORE WITH
THAT SHIT, I BE FEELING
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LIKE SHE GONNA TAKE ME
TO JAIL ONE DAY.
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JESUS:
WELL, DO YOU
LOVE HER, THOUGH?
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JASON:
YEAH, I LOVE HER
MORE THAN THIS.
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I MEAN, NO OFFENSE--
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.HEY.
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JESUS,
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YOU KNOW,
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I'M GETTING WOOZY.
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THIS THING IS...
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JESUS:
TRAYVON.
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I HAD TO CARRY MY OWN CROSS.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW HEAVY
THOSE THINGS IS, MAN?
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ACROSS ONE SHOULDER.
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COME ON, MAN,
YOU'LL BE A'IGHT.
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[SCOFFS]
THIS DUDE.
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BUT FOR REAL, THOUGH, MAN,
JUST GO AND GET BACK WITH HER.
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THAT'S THE RIGHT
THING TO DO, JAY.
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POPS BEEN TELLING ME, MAN.
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IT BEEN RIGHT HERE, THE SIGN'S
BEEN RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
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[JESUS LAUGHS]
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AMALI, YOU GIGANTIC PLAYBOY!
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ALLAHU AKBAR.
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[CHUCKLING]
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[SPEAKING ARABIC]
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HAMDULLAH.
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[SPEAKING ARABIC]
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[LLOYD SINGING TO HIMSELF]
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HEY, LLOYD, LLOYD!
COME HERE, CHECK, CHECK...
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COME ON, COME ON, CHECK THIS
SHIT OUT, MAN. CHECK THIS OUT.
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"SEVEN WAYS TO SPOT
A TERRORIST."
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NUMBER ONE:
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY.
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CHECK.
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NUMBER TWO: ILLICIT
FUND-RAISING.
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CHECK.
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NUMBER THREE:
ACQUIRING SUPPLIES
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AND ANY OTHER ACTIVITY
DEEMED UN-AMERICAN.
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CHECK.
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YOU THINK ALL THOSE PALLETS
THEY'RE COLLECTING
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IS PART OF THE PLOT?
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LOOK, LLOYD, WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE DON'T KNOW.
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I'M JUST SAYING,
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WITH ALL THAT WOOD
THEY COLLECTED,
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THEY PROBABLY CHOPPED IT ALL UP,
PUSHED IT TOGETHER AND MADE
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SOME KIND OF
GIGANTIC WOOD BOMB.
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AND WHEN THAT BOMB BLOW UP,
BOOM!
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SHRAPNEL'S EVERYWHERE.
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DEATH BY SPLINTERS.
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WE GOTTA CALL THE AUTHORITIES.
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COME ON, I GOT IT
RIGHT HERE.
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HEY, NIGGA,
HEY, C...
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WE AIN'T CALLING
NOBODY, MAN.
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VIC, YOU MIGHT BE
A MAN OF PRINCIPLE,
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BUT SOMETIME, YOU GOTTA PICK UP
THE PHONE AND CALL WHITE PEOPLE.
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THIS IS BIGGER THAN US.
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LLOYD,
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NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN US.
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OKAY?
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WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO WATCH.
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WE GOTTA REMAIN
VIGILANT.
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KEEP COLLECTING
EVIDENCE.
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WE...
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ARE THE SHEEPDOG.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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HELLO. IT'S DIANNE.
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DIANNE, THIS IS LLOYD.
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LLOYD?
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LLOYD, VIC'S FRIEND!
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THE BUM?
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YES.
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DIANNE, LISTEN.
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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
WE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
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WAIT, OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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JESUS IS A TERRORIST.
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WAIT, WHO'S A TERRORIST?
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JESUS IS A TERRORIST.
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VIC:
LLOYD!
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HOLD ON, VIC, IN THE BATHROOM!
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WHAT-- ARE YOU CALLING
FROM THE BATHROOM?
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I'M HIDING FROM VIC
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BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO CALL THE POLICE.
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AND I'M ALSO TAKING A SHIT.
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[PASSES GAS, GRUNTS]
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THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING, LLOYD!
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LOOK, THIS ISN'T FUNNY,
ALL RIGHT?
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NO, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE!
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BYE. JUST...
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THEY GONNA KILL PEOPLE
WITH SPLINTERS!
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SPLINTERS!
LLOYD!
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♪
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PERFECT.
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NOW, WHAT THE HELL
DOES THIS MEAN?
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YOU ILLITERATE, CONVICT?
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THE SIGN SAYS,
"EMERGENCY..."
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NIGGA, I CAN READ,
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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"EMERGENCY POWERS
IN EFFECT"?
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IT MEANS THAT
I GOT CREDIBLE INTEL
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THAT THERE'S A POTENTIAL THREAT.
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AND I'M GONNA TAKE
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ALL STEPS NECESSARY
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TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT DON'T HAPPEN.
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JUST BETTER NOT BE
USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE
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TO RUN UP IN MY CRIB
WITHOUT NOTICE.
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YOU JUST REMEMBER--
BEWARE OF SHEEPDOGS.
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[BLEEP] DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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JUST WHAT IT MEAN, CONVICT.
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BEWARE OF SHEEPDOG.
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[BLEEP] WEIRDO.
OH, YEAH.
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I'M CHANGING ALL THE FIRE
ALARMS IN EVERY UNIT TODAY.
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I'M-A BE UP IN YOURS
SOMETIME THIS MORNING.
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CITY REGULATIONS.
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YO, WHATEVER, JUST BETTER KEEP
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LLOYD'S STINKING ASS
OUT OF MY PLACE, I KNOW THAT.
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MMM.
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VIC: SEE WHAT
I MEAN, LLOYD?
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INFORMED THE NIGGA
OF HIS RIGHTS,
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PLUS GOT PERMISSION FROM
HIM TO ENTER THE UNIT.
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♪
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JESUS:
COME ON, MAN, A FEW SPLINTERS
AIN'T NEVER KILLED NOBODY.
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IT AIN'T BUT FIVE PALLETS,
MAN, AND WE ON.
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FOR FIVE HOURS?
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SPLIT FIVE WAYS?
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THIS IS
STUPID, MAN.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING
NO MONEY,
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WE NOT MAKING THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.
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WE WASTING OUR TIME.
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HEY, HE RIGHT, THOUGH, JEE.
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I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HUSTLE
GONNA CUT IT, MAN.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
STOP, STOP, STOP.
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BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP.
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[SNICKERS]
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OH, MY GOD.
[LAUGHING]
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MAN, WE GOT TO PRAY TO GOD
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AND THANK HIM FOR HIS WONDERFUL
GENEROSITY, MAN. YES!
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HEY, MAN, WE CAN PRAY LATER,
BUT RIGHT NOW,
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LET'S GET THESE PALLETS
AND GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.
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H-H-H-HEY! STOP,
STOP, STOP!
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PUT THAT DOWN.LOOK, FRANK, MAN,
WE DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS, MAN.
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WE JUST SEEN THE PALLETS
OUT HERE EMPTY, MAN.
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YOU KNOW Y'ALL FINNA
THROW 'EM OUT, MAN.
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LET US HAVE 'EM; WE'LL GET
RID OF 'EM, NO CHARGE.
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NO, YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONES
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WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO
DO THIS PALLET HUSTLE?
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NO, AND [BLEEP] OFF.
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WE'RE NOT THROWING THEM AWAY.
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HEY, MAN, YOU CAN LET US
HAVE THESE PALLETS,
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YOU NIGERIAN
MICHELIN MAN.
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AND YOU THE SAME COLOR
AS YOUR UNIFORM!
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I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU HERE AGAIN!
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PUT IT DOWN!
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REALLY GONNA ACT
LIKE THAT, FRANK?
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GO SOMEWHERE!
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SO NOW Y'ALL SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING?
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WE JUST GO SNATCH THEM PALLETS,
THROW 'EM IN A CAR
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AND SMASH THE [BLEEP] OUT.
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THAT'S STEALING, FISH.
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COME ON, MAN,
YOU KNOW THE SCRIPT.
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WHAT POPS SAY, MAN?
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"THOU SHALL NOT STEAL.""SHALL NOT STEAL."
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I KNOW, MAN, BUT THIS
IS NOT STEALING.
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IT'S JUST PIECES OF WOOD.NAH, MAN.
235
00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,705
WE CAN'T DO IT, MAN.
236
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,604
IT AIN'T POPPIN'.
237
00:08:56,915 --> 00:08:58,434
NO MORE JANKY SHIT, BRAH.
238
00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:06,442
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
239
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,277
JESUS SAY HE LOVE US, RIGHT?
240
00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:15,589
AND I KNOW
WE LOVE HIM, TOO, MAN,
241
00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:17,280
BUT I'M TRYING TO GET
THIS MONEY.
242
00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,385
LET'S GO SNATCH THEM PALLETS.
243
00:09:18,419 --> 00:09:19,455
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN.
244
00:09:19,489 --> 00:09:20,594
WE SPLIT THAT THREE WAYS.
245
00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,631
THAT'S, WHAT,
$80 APIECE.
246
00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:24,598
AND THAT'S GOOD MONEY
FOR SOME TRASH-ASS PALLETS.
247
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,773
YEAH, THE ONLY THING IS
THEY GOT CAMERAS IN THE FRONT,
248
00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:28,326
CAMERAS IN THE BACK,--
THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
249
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,465
WE CAN WEAR A MASK.
250
00:09:29,499 --> 00:09:30,811
YEAH, BUT IF WE
WEAR A MASK,
251
00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:31,916
THE POLICE GONNA
SEE US COMING.
252
00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,400
[SNAPS]BURKAS.
253
00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,643
HOW ABOUT
WE WEAR BURKAS?
254
00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:35,782
WH-WHAT'S A BURKA?
255
00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,577
IT'S THEM JOINTS
THE MUSLIM WOMEN WEAR
256
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,233
THAT COVER THEM
FROM HEAD TO TOE.
257
00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:40,821
WE JUST THREE INNOCENT
MUSLIM WOMEN.
258
00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:43,306
HEY, MAN, I AIN'T WEARING
NO [BLEEP] DRESS.
259
00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:45,239
NIGGA, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
WEARS A DRESS.
260
00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:47,897
AND HE AIN'T GOT
NO BITCHES, DO HE?
261
00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,140
NIGGAS, Y'ALL WITH IT OR WHAT?
262
00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:50,417
I'M WITH IT.
263
00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,522
LOOK, MAN, I'M WITH IT, MAN,
264
00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,663
BUT I'M NOT WEARING
NO [BLEEP] DRESS.
265
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,969
"WAYS TO SPOT A TERRORIST.
266
00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:27,868
"NUMBER FOUR: TEST SECURITY.
267
00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:31,458
NUMBER FIVE: REHEARSAL."
268
00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,184
I SEEN THAT MYSELF.
269
00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,358
THEY WAS CASING
THAT GROCERY STORE.
270
00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,636
THAT'S PROBABLY THE PLAN.
271
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,292
BLOW UP THE GROCERY STORE
272
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:40,674
SO PEOPLE WOULD BE AFRAID
TO BUY GROCERIES.
273
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,675
BUT THAT'S CRAZY.
274
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:42,676
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
275
00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,195
AND I KNOW CRAZY.
276
00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:45,161
BAM.
277
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,508
THIS COULD CRIPPLE
THE ECONOMY, MAN.
278
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:50,891
AND THEY SAY THAT "ONCE THEY'VE
ALREADY SURVEILLED A TARGET,
279
00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:53,687
TERRORIST ACTIVITY IS IMMINENT."
280
00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,240
THERE YOU GO AGAIN.
281
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,690
DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE.
282
00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,140
WE IN TOO DEEP, VIC.
283
00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:00,073
HEY, LISTEN, MAN,
WE AIN'T IN TOO DEEP.
284
00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:02,869
WE ARE THE SHEEPDOG, LLOYD.
285
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,215
WE GOT TO HANDLE
THIS SHIT.
286
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,700
BUT, VIC,
WE'RE NOT COPS.
287
00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,529
WE HAVE NO AUTHORITY
TO STOP THEM.
288
00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:12,050
[SCOFFS] LLOYD, YOU FORGETTING
THAT I USED TO BE IN THE NAVY.
289
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,190
BUT, VIC, WE
NOT ON A BOAT!
290
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:16,848
I SWORE AN OATH
TO PROTECT THIS NATION
291
00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:19,851
AGAINST ALL ENEMIES,
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.
292
00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,853
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
293
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,062
AND ON LAND, TOO.
294
00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:26,927
WHO THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?!
295
00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:31,242
SPIKE, THE
DEMOLITION MAN!
296
00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:32,070
YEAH, BABY!
297
00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:33,244
AH!
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
298
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,901
[SPIKE LAUGHS]
299
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,075
[GRUNTS]
YEAH.
300
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,388
GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU,
GONNA HOOK YOU UP.
301
00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,872
THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
302
00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:42,736
CAME TO THE
RIGHT MAN, BABY.
303
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:45,256
VIC, I GOT TO GO.
304
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,602
UGH.
305
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,328
LORD, HAVE MERCY.
306
00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:52,746
SPIKE:
WHO WAS THAT?
307
00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,265
UH, JUST A
LOCAL BUM, MAN.
308
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,060
YOU KNOW, HE COMES AROUND
AND PICKS UP CANS.
309
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,027
EXCUSE THE FUNK.DAMN, HE STINKS.
310
00:11:58,062 --> 00:12:00,823
VIC: WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME, BRAH?SPIKE: LET ME SHOW YOU
WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.
311
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,449
THIS RIGHT HERE--
312
00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:08,313
MILITARY-ISSUE MACE.
313
00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,453
ACCURATE
WITHIN 15 FEET.
314
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,454
[IMITATES SPRAY]
315
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:12,766
ONE SPRAY OF THAT [BLEEP]. AAH!
316
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:15,735
BURN THE [BLEEP]
OUT OF AL-QAEDA'S EYES.
317
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,185
BROUGHT YOU
FOUR CANS, BABY.
318
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,569
C-90 STUN GUN.
319
00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:24,502
BADDEST GUN IN THE GAME, BABY.
320
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,952
EASY TO USE,
321
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,816
EASY TO CHARGE
WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER.
322
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,921
YOU CAN FEND OFF
MULTIPLE ATTACKERS
323
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:31,267
WITH THIS THING RIGHT HERE.
324
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:32,786
WHEN THEM ISIS FOOLS
RUN UP ON YOU...
325
00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:34,132
[IMITATES STUN GUN]
326
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,652
NIGHT-NIGHT, ISIS,
NIGHT-NIGHT.
327
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:38,792
[LAUGHS]
328
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:41,795
THESE RIGHT HERE
329
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,659
ARE TEAR GAS GRENADES.
330
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:48,491
THIS IS THE SAME SHIT THEY USED
ON THEM NIGGAS IN FERGUSON.
331
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:51,529
YOU SAW HOW THEM NIGGAS' EYES
WAS POPPING OUT THEIR HEAD,
332
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,841
BURNING LIKE THIS...
333
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,428
AND JUST SLIMING AT THE MOUTH.
334
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:55,809
REAL DEAL.
335
00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,811
MM-HMM, AND WHAT I DID,
336
00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:01,090
I'M THROWING IN
AN EMERGENCY FLARE GUN.
337
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,335
[IMITATES FLARE
BEING FIRED]
338
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,164
POINT IT RIGHT AT 'EM...
[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
339
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,441
GONE.
340
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:08,684
THAT'S GONNA DO NICELY.
341
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:11,514
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
CHECK THIS OUT.
342
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:16,209
I'M THROWING IN TWO SEAL-GRADE
TACTICAL BULLETPROOF VESTS.
343
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,451
CHECK IT OUT.
344
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,383
PUT IT ON, HOMIE.
345
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,628
[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
346
00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:22,940
YOU LOOK GOOD
IN THAT THING, BOY.
347
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,458
LOOK LIKE YOU
BACK IN THE DAY.
348
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:25,805
CHECK IT OUT, BOY.
349
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:26,840
[CHUCKLES]
350
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,014
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
351
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,016
PUT THIS HAT ON
WITH IT, PLAYBOY.
352
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,018
BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE
AN EBONY MODEL, BOY.
353
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:33,951
YOU GONNA BE A'IGHT.OH, MAN.
354
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,504
COME ON, BABY.
355
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:36,746
[LAUGHS]
356
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,059
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHO ELSE TO CALL.
357
00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:40,405
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WEREN'T FOLLOWED?
358
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,960
[SCOFFS]
I'M OFF DUTY TONIGHT, LLOYD.
359
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:44,237
LOOK, I DON'T LIKE
JESUS, EITHER,
360
00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:45,755
BUT I DOUBT HE'S A TERRORIST.
361
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,309
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
362
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,310
I NEED A DRINK.
363
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,863
[SIGHS]
364
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,554
LLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DO...?
PUT THAT AWAY.
365
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,073
WHAT ARE...? OH, MY...
366
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:56,007
I'VE TOLD VIC TEN TIMES
TO CALL HOMELAND SECURITY.
367
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,665
WELL, DO NOT DO THAT.
368
00:13:58,699 --> 00:13:59,700
HE'S CRAZY!
369
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:02,565
TALKING ABOUT SHEEPDOGS
370
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,016
AND WOLF DOGS AND COYOTES.
371
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,881
JUST RELAX
AND-AND TELL VIC TO RELAX.
372
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,883
IF YOU WANT, YOU KNOW, I...
373
00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,781
I COULD TALK TO JASON ABOUT IT.
374
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,887
YEAH? PROMISE?
375
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,061
[CHUCKLES]
I PROMISE.
376
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,407
DON'T TELL VIC.
377
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:17,753
I WON'T TELL VIC.
378
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,582
SO, UM, HAVE YOU
379
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,619
SEEN HIM AROUND LATELY-- JASON?
380
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,896
I SEE HIM EVERY DAY!
381
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,449
HE LIVE IN THAT
TRUCK WITH JESUS.
382
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,624
BALD-HEADED FREAK--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
383
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,763
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
384
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,178
POOR THING.
385
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:32,250
THAT DAMN JESUS CHRIST
RUINED A LOT OF LIVES.
386
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,390
YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED
TO MOVE ON, LLOYD.
387
00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:36,599
BUT ALL I KEEP MEETING
ARE ASSHOLES.
388
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,601
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.
389
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:39,602
[SIGHS]
390
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:40,603
DRINK.
391
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,019
OH, IT'S MY DAY OFF,
392
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:44,262
AND I'M SITTING HERE
DRINKING WITH A BUM.
393
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,023
IT'S OFFICIALLY
LOSER STATUS, HUH?
394
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:47,300
TO LOSERS.
TO LOSERS.
395
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,957
[LAUGHS]
COME ON, BABY, KILL IT!
396
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:50,130
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]
397
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,201
KILL IT.
KILL IT, BABE.
398
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,754
MM-HMM.
KILL THAT!
399
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:54,790
THERE YOU GO.
[GRUNTS]
400
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,654
[GRUNTING]
401
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,139
[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]
402
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,658
OOH!
403
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,936
YEAH...
I'M NOT FEELING GOOD.
404
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,731
WHY NOT?
LIKE I HAVE TO...
405
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:05,905
YOU ALL RIGHT?
406
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,044
[COUGHING]BABE! BABE!
407
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,597
SUGAR DUMPLING!
408
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:12,221
[RETCHING]
409
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:13,809
LET IT ALL OUT.
LET IT ALL OUT.
410
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,259
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
411
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,640
I GOT YOU.
412
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,160
[DISTANT COUGHING]LLOYD:
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
413
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:22,680
[DIANNE CONTINUES COUGHING]
414
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,820
DIANNE:
OH, MY GOD!
415
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,960
THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING
I'VE EVER HAD!
416
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,651
MMM! MMM! THERE YOU GO.
417
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,343
OH, LLOYD.
418
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,482
[COUGHING]
419
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,484
LLOYD:
YOU GOOD. YEAH,
IT GONNA MAKE YOU GAG.
420
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:36,004
DIANNE:
OOH, LLOYD. OOH.LLOYD: MM-HMM.
421
00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:38,799
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
[COUGHING]
422
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:42,838
[DIANNE RETCHING]
423
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:44,529
OH, BOY. MMM. MMM.
OH, GOD.
424
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:45,875
YEAH.
[MUMBLING]
425
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,188
LLOYD:
MMM! MMM!
426
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:51,364
[DIANNE GROANS,
LLOYD GRUNTS]
427
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:53,435
WE COME FROM AROUND
THE PALLET SIDE.
428
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,782
THEN, GOT THE ALLEY...WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
429
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:58,164
WHO THE... WHO THE X?
YOU THE X?
I'M THE X.
430
00:15:58,198 --> 00:15:59,786
FISH: I'M THE X.JASON: ALL RIGHT.
431
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,650
FISH: DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR
PALLET'S SQUARE, MAN.
432
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:02,962
PALLET'S NOT SQUARE.
433
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,342
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
434
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,620
HEY, HEY, JAY, LOOK, I GOT
SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU, MAN.
435
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:07,863
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
436
00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:10,624
I JUST SAW DIANNE
BLOWING LLOYD ON THE SIDEWALK
437
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,143
BY THE LIQUOR STORE.
438
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:14,283
MAN, STOP PLAYING.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET
439
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,526
THIS PLAN TOGETHER.
440
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,561
WHAT?
HEY, MAN,
441
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:17,873
IT'S NO JOKE. I'M FOR REAL.
442
00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:18,978
SHE WAS EXCITED.
443
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,014
DOING THE WHOLE TWO-HAND THING.
444
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,705
YOU KNOW... OH, OH.
445
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,707
OH, OH.
OH.
446
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:25,812
MAN, SHE WAS AMAZING.
447
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,883
SHE WAS GIVING LLOYD FELLATIO
448
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,919
IN PUBLIC WITH NO SHAME.
449
00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:32,715
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
DIANNE AND LLOYD?
450
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,027
YOU SURE IT WAS DIANNE?
451
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,718
I HATE TO SHOW THIS TO YOU,
452
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,168
BUT BAM, RIGHT THERE.
453
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:40,033
THAT'S DIANNE,
THAT'S LLOYD,
454
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:43,036
AND THAT'S THE ALLEY
BY THE LIQUOR STORE.
455
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,934
SHE AIN'T EVEN NEED
NO KNEE PAD.
456
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,729
HEY, UM, JAY...
457
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,904
BOONIE:
I-I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME, MAN.
458
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,250
IT'S GOT TO BE BLACKMAIL.
459
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,838
LLOYD GOT SOME DIRT ON HER,
460
00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:53,667
NOW SHE GOT TO BE HIS SEX SLAVE.
461
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:57,050
NO, MAN,
GOD CANNOT HATE ME THIS MUCH.
462
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,569
HEY, MAN, I KNOW
THAT'S YOUR GIRL, MAN.
463
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,019
I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED, MAN.
464
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,330
THAT'S WHY I DATE SHALINKA, MAN.
465
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:02,745
I AIN'T GOT TO WORRY
466
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,197
ABOUT NOBODY LETTING HER
SUCK THEIR [BLEEP] BUT ME.
467
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,614
BUT ANYWAY, I GOT THE BURKAS
OUT HERE, MAN.
468
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,789
Y'ALL WANT TO COME
CHECK 'EM OUT?
469
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,104
BOONIE:
HEY, MAN, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
470
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,934
LIKE THE FAT BLACK GHOST
FROM PAC-MAN.
471
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,246
BOONIE:
HEY, MAN.
472
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,764
FISH:
COME ON, Y'ALL, LET'S GO.
473
00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,733
OH, SHIT!
474
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,460
PICK UP THE PHONE, LLOYD.
475
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:30,083
COME ON, PICK UP THE PHONE,
YOU BUM-ASS NIGGA.
476
00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:31,464
LLOYD:
HEY, VIC.LLOYD. LLOYD, LOOK,
477
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:33,259
LOOK, IT'S GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
478
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:34,639
THEY ON THE MOVE, MAN.
479
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:36,538
LOOK, MAN, THEY OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW,
480
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:39,265
AND THEY'RE DRESSED UP
LIKE BITCHES, MAN.
481
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:41,577
THEY GOT DRESSES ON, LLOYD.
482
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,546
THIS IS NUMBER SIX--
IMPERSONATION!
483
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,135
AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO GO
TO NUMBER SEVEN, I CAN TELL!
484
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:48,481
NUMBER SEVEN?!
485
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:50,586
YES, LLOYD, NUMBER SEVEN--
DEPLOYMENT!
486
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:07,672
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
487
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,682
HEY, LET'S GO.
488
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,236
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT
90 SECONDS TO DO THIS.
489
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,616
LET'S GO.
490
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:23,102
ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE MORE,
LITTLE MORE.
491
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,965
LITTLE MORE,
LITTLE MORE.
492
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,588
OKAY, OKAY,
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
493
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,141
NO BULLSHIT, BOONIE.
494
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:31,075
GET YOUR ASS UP, MAN. COME ON.
495
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:34,803
COME ON, COME ON,
HURRY UP!
496
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,667
IN THE NAME
497
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:39,152
OF THE UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT,
498
00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:40,947
FREEZE, [BLEEP]!
499
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:42,121
IS THAT VIC?
500
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,846
MAN, THAT NIGGA'S
SHOOTING AT US.
501
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:46,021
UNITED STATES NAVY!
502
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:47,643
AAH!
503
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:50,577
GET BACK IN THERE!LET'S MOVE, Y'ALL! LET'S GO!
504
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:54,995
HEY, BE COOL, BE COOL.
505
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:58,585
ACT LIKE THERE'S MONEY
ON YOUR DEBIT CARD.
506
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:03,280
VIC: WHERE YOU NIGGAS AT?WHOA! HEY!
GET UP OUT OF HERE!
507
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,868
VIC:
STOP! AND THEN FREEZE!
508
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,146
I'M COMING, MAN.
509
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,733
I'M COMING.
[SCREAMING]
510
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,839
I'M GONNA KILL MY MAMA, MAN.WATCH OUT, JAY. WATCH OUT, MAN.
511
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,358
EAT THAT, BITCH! EAT IT!GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
512
00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:13,359
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?
513
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,050
CRAZY [BLEEP].
COME ON!
514
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:17,156
BOONIE, WATCH YOUR BACK!HOW DARE YOU BETRAY
YOUR COUNTRY!
515
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,882
WOMAN [OVER P.A.]:
SECURITY TO PRODUCE.VIC, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
516
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,988
WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS STORE.
WHITE LIVES MATTER!
517
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,887
WHAT ARE YOU...?
[YELLING]
518
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,648
[GROANING]
519
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,857
DAMN CHEAP-ASS BITCH.YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
520
00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,203
CHEAP ASS.
OH, MAN.
521
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:31,722
WHAT YOU WANT,
PATENT LEATHER FACE?
522
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,206
[GRUNTING]LET'S GET IT ON! YEAH!
523
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,897
IT'S THE ONE THING.
524
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:37,555
YOU CAN'T HIT MY FACE![OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
525
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,039
JESUS!
526
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,318
WHAT THE [BLEEP], MAN?!
TIME OUT!
527
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,665
THAT'S JESUS, MAN.I WAS ON THAT
HIGH-ASS CROSS FOR THIS?!
528
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,184
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, JAY.
COME ON.
529
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,564
STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!
530
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,359
PARDON ME FOR MY CUSSING,
BUT, LOOK, MAN,
531
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:49,774
YOU'RE [BLEEP] UP RIGHT NOW!
532
00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,120
[SIREN BLARING]
533
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,053
THEY GOT TO BE HERE.
534
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,469
STAY HERE, LLOYD.
535
00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:58,335
[GRUNTING]
536
00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,923
STOP RESISTING!
537
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,339
STOP RESISTING ARREST!
538
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,789
DIANNE?
JASON?!
539
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,449
[SIGHS]
HEY, BABY.
540
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:11,244
OH.
541
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,591
[SIREN BLARING,
DIANNE LAUGHING]
542
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,421
YOU GUYS ARE SO
LUCKY THE MANAGER'S
543
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:17,250
NOT PRESSING ANY CHARGES.
544
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,148
VIC, IF YOU THOUGHT
SOMETHING WAS GOING DOWN,
545
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:20,460
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL
THE POLICE?
546
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:22,773
I THINK SOMEBODY DID TRY
TO CALL THE POLICE.
547
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:27,122
AND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
THE CON MAN AND HIS CREW?DIANNE: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
548
00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:29,607
NOTHING.
THEY'RE TERRORISTS.
549
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,126
THEY'RE LOSERS, VIC.
BUT...
550
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,300
THEY WERE JUST
STEALING PALLETS.
551
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,542
IT'S OVER.
BUT...
552
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:34,785
VIC, LOOK,
YOU'RE THE DUMB ONE HERE.
553
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,959
OKAY? YOU COULD HAVE GONE
TO JAIL TONIGHT.
554
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:39,410
JUST GO HOME, RELAX.
555
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:41,274
[CHUCKLES]
556
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,553
SO, I HEARD, UH,
YOU'RE A TERRORIST.
557
00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:46,969
I HEARD YOU GAVE LLOYD HEAD
IN THE PARKING LOT.
558
00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,730
WHAT?! NO, I DIDN'T!
559
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,249
COME ON, BABY
GIRL, DON'T LIE.
560
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,735
I GOT IT ALL
ON VIDEO.
OH, OKAY.
561
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,289
I KNOW WHAT THAT
LOOKS LIKE.WHY YOU CALL THE COPS, LLOYD?
562
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:59,154
I WAS FRIGHTENED.
I WAS SCARED FOR MY COUNTRY.
563
00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,604
I WAS SCARED FOR YOU, VIC.
564
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:03,089
GUESS EVERYBODY
CAN'T BE SHEEPDOGS.
565
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:05,402
[CHUCKLES] I HEARD THAT.
566
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:08,405
[DIANNE COUGHING
AND RETCHING ON VIDEO]
567
00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,199
AS-SALAAM ALAIKUM, VIC.
568
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,340
GET YOUR HANDS OUT
OF MY FACE, MAN.
569
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:14,618
BEWARE OF THE
SHEEPDOG, [BLEEP].
570
00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:16,827
FISH, YOUR RENT
IS DUE ON TUESDAY.
571
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,932
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
DON'T CHANGE NOTHING.
572
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:22,108
HEY, VIC, YOU LOOK LIKE
A CRACKHEAD BAKED POTATO
573
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:24,144
THAT GOT BURNT.
574
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,318
[LAUGHTER]
575
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:27,147
YOU DONE.YOU BAD.
576
00:21:27,182 --> 00:21:28,701
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