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Hoy.

[leaves rustling]

Babe.

Did you hear that?

Are you serious right now, what time is it-

Ow! My butt!

Sorry.

Jesus, Jay!

Did you hear that?

What?

[thud] That!

What the hell is that?

I don't know. Maybe a carabao?

A whatta-bao?

A Philippine cow.

They get big?

'Cause that sounded big.

I'm no carabao expert but yes, they get big.

Like Bigfoot big?

You're so cute when you freak out.

[faint growling]

Okay. That definitely wasn't a carabao.

[creaking]

[soft growling]

What the hell?

Hey, man. What's with all the smoke?

Jay, flashlight off.

What? Why?

Flashlight off.

It can't be.

No frickin' way.

It can't be what?! Kat, are you--

[thump]

[huffing]

Holy sh...

Oh my god, oh my god. What is that?

My lolo told me about him.

Who's him?

Well, you mentioned Bigfoot,right?

Yeah...

Meet our version.

[huffing]

[thunder rumbling]

Kat, what do we do?

The Balete tree...of course.

We didn't ask for permission.

My lolo used to say, they're not hostile... [creature coughing]

just territorial. [creature coughing]

What was that word?

[huffing]

Tabi-tabi po.

What are you saying? Shhh!

It means excuse us.

We need to apologize for staying by his tree.

Say it with me, Jay.

Tabi-tabi po.

Tabi-tabi po.

Tabi-tabi po.

Tabi-tabi po.

[loud shrieking]

Tabi-tabi po.

Tabi-tabi po.

Listen to me! Tabi-tabi po!

Tabi-tabi po. Please!

Tabi-tabi po.

[footsteps fading]

Did it work?

I don't know.

But now's our chance.

Chance for what?

To get the hell out of here!

Are you kidding me right now? I'm not going out there.

Just because it's gone, doesn't mean it’s allowed us to stay.

What's with the rules? So many rules!

Jay, listen to me.

The car's about a hundred yards, right?

Right.

I know you can run. I've seen you.

I'm not Little Miss New York Marathon like you!

Are you trying to sacrifice me?

What?

Is this some weird Filipino breakup ritual?

Jay...Jay, look at me.

I'm going to unzip this tent.

And when I say run, you run.

This is insane.

I know! I'm really sorry I brought you here.

I didn't know he'd be real.

But I know what's real. Us.

Us.

And us...you and me... are gonna run like hell to the car.

Okay?

Okay.

I'll get my drone.

Screw your drone!

Okay, okay. The flashlight though.

I got it. I think I'm ready.

Hoy.

[screaming]

Run!

Don't leave me!

Shut up and run!

Tabi-tabi po.

Tabi-tabi po.

Just keep running!

I'm trying!

Don't try, run!

I hate you!

Go, go, go!

I'm going! I'm going!

What is that thing?

[screaming]

Oh my god, oh my god.

What is he doing?

[coughing]

[laughing maniacally]

Tabi-tabi po.

[laughing maniacally]

Tabi-tabi po.

[birds chirping]

Philippines is great.

Is there anyone else you'd like me to meet?