Original subtitles

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

- I just need a break.

Major, stop!

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

- [Woman] I usually would, sis,

I just don't got the patience for Major.

- Oh, you don't got the patience.

At least you got support.

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

- Yeah!

♪ A friend like you ♪

(lamp crashing)

- Major!

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

- Mommy, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to!

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

Hey!

- I am trying my best right now, Major,

I really am.

Mo more "Mr. Crocket."

- No, that's my best friend!

That's my best friend!

- I don't care.

And if I see or hear his name in this house

again and again and again, you'll never watch TV again.

Do you hear me?

- That's not fair, that's not fair!

- I just want a break from you!

I'm so sorry, I did not mean to say that to you.

Major, I'm so sorry, baby,

I didn't mean to say that to you, please, come back.

- [Major] No, leave me alone!

(electricity crackling)

(sinister music)

- Goodnight, baby.

(shards rattling)

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like- ♪

(upbeat playful music)

- Why aren't you singing?

(sinister music)

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

♪ In a heart- ♪

(TV crashing)

(Mom groaning)

(Mr. Crocket grunting)

(eerie music)

(glass rattling)

Let's sing together!

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

- Baby, get up, we gotta go!

Get up, baby!

♪ Friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

- Major, snap out of it, okay,

we gotta go, baby, right now.

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

(Mom shrieking)

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪ - No!

Please don't take him.

Please! ♪ In a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪ - Please, come back!

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

(door slamming)

♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪ - Please!

♪ A friend like you ♪ - [Mom] Baby!

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

- Major!

(electricity crackling)

(upbeat playful music)

- We have a very special guest today.

My new best friend.

Major, let's sing together.

♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪ - No!

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

- Baby!

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call all me ♪

- Major! ♪ I'll be there to help you ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

- Please, baby!

(Mr. Crocket laughing)

- Hi, Mom!

- Major!

(Mr. Crocket laughing)