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[♪♪]
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What got you up so early?
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A very unhappy client,
who’s coming in this morning
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for the express purpose
of blowing his top.
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Oh?
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I have a feeling, unless
I come up with a brainstorm,
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McMann & Tate is about
to part company
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with Mount Rocky
Mutual Insurance.
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And the feeling
won’t be mutual, right?
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Sam,
it’s too early for that.
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What would you like
for breakfast?
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If you’ve got any brain food,
I could sure use it.
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Oh. While you’re here,
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what do you think of
this layout for Mount Rocky?
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"Insure with Mount Rocky
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and guarantee
a future that isn’t."
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Guarantee a future
that isn’t rocky.
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I’ll see what I have
in the way of brain food.
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[♪♪]
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[ANIMAL SNORTING]
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[SNORTING]
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I’ll pass up my three guesses.
What is this all about?
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If it was anyone but you,
Durwood, it would be obvious.
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I was playing sand polo
in the Sahara.
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How do you play polo
from a camel’s back
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with such a short mallet?
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Tall ball.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Samantha, will you kindly
get this beast out of here?
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And the camel too.
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I don’t say you have
no sense of humor,
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but the one you have is sadly
in need of replacement.
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Endora, first of all,
I never laugh
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when I see something tragic.
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And secondly, while
a living room may be
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a funny place for a camel,
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it’s not so funny
when it’s our living room.
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And thirdly, if--
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Sweetheart, why not
just leave it at "secondly"?
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Okay.
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And I hope you won’t
misunderstand
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if I skip breakfast.
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It’s just that,
when your mother arrived,
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my appetite left.
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[♪♪]
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Face it, Samantha.
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That man simply has
no sense of humor.
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Just because he doesn’t
find you amusing?
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Does a turkey laugh at an ax?
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Half of that comparison
is revolting.
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What is revolting
is your treatment of Darrin.
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It is unforgivable,
detestable and inhuman.
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Thank you, my darling.
You’ve made my day.
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What’s the use? Oh!
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Betty, be sure and notify me
just as soon as Mount Rocky--
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I mean, Mr. Jameson.
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--arrives.
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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[ENDORA LAUGHING]
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We simply must
do something
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about your abysmal
sense of humor.
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It isn’t fair for my daughter
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to be saddled
with such a glum-dum.
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To avoid the shock
Of sudden wit
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We’ll start from scratch,
Bit by bit
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A chime will cause
Your brain to whirl
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Your jokes will cause
Their hair to curl
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Ah, Mr. Jameson just arrived.
He’s in with Mr. Tate.
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Oh, and your wife
said to tell you
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she’d be out shopping
for a while.
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My wife? When did she--?
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Speaking of wives,
you know why they call them
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the better half, don’t you?
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When they ask you for shopping
money, you’d better have it.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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That’s what a wife is:
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someone to spend with
the rest of your life.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But a wife is a great comfort.
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When you’ve got all
the kind of troubles
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you never had as
a bachelor. Ha-ha-ha.
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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If you’re wondering
who to blame this on,
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w-w-we were watching a comic
on television last night.
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And, uh,
my mother-in-law insisted--
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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My mother-in-law has one
terrible habit: breathing.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Mr. Stephens,
what’s gotten into you?
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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My mother-in-law.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Yes? Yes, he is.
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It’s Mr. Tate.
He sounds mad.
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Tell him-- Tell him
I’m not here.
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I just told him you were.
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Oh.
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Uh, hi, Larry. What’s up?
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What’s up? You are.
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Look, uh, Larry,
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I’m not feeling too well.
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I was wondering if
it wouldn’t be wiser
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for you to carry on alone.
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Let me put it this way: no.
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I’ll give you 30 seconds
to get in here.
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Personally, I think
you’re making a mistake
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keeping Stephens on my account.
He’s too flighty.
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Insurance is a serious business.
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You think Stephens
isn’t serious?
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I don’t have a man in the place
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who takes his job
more seriously.
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Ah. Sorry I’m late.
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Well, how are you, Mr. Jameson?
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Well, aside from my bursitis,
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which is killing me,
not too good.
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Can I get you anything?
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Uh, a drink of water
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to wash these down.
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Drink. Speaking of drinking,
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I know a guy who
can really drink.
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He comes back
from lunch so loaded,
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they make him use
the freight elevator.
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If there’s a nip in the air,
he even tries to drink that.
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[DARRIN LAUGHS]
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Mm. Ah. Just a few jokes
to lighten the occasion.
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Boy, have you got
the wrong occasion.
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Water, Tate, quick.
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Darrin, when was the last time
your doctor gave you a checkup?
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I-- Not too long ago.
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What about your psychiatrist?
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Psychiatrist?
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Anyone who goes
to a psychiatrist
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ought to have
his head examined.
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You were right, Darrin.
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You’re sick.
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Take the rest
of the day off.
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Two friends meet at
a psychiatrist’s. One asks,
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"Are you coming or going?"
The other one says--
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And the other one says,
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"If I knew that,
I wouldn’t be here."
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[LAUGHS]
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[GROANS]
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[♪♪]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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That was either
an earthquake or Darrin.
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DARRIN: Sam!
Or both.
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Hi, sweetheart.
What’s wrong?
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Your mother.
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Oh, dear. Did she do
something mean?
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Mean?
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Your mother is so mean,
she has a testimonial award
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from Attila the Hun.
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If you were drowning,
she’d throw you the whole rope.
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[LAUGHS]
[MAGIC CHIMES]
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Are you beginning
to get the picture?
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Mother! This is,
without a doubt,
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one of the meanest things
you’ve ever done to him.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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Oh? He left the office?
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He hasn’t come
home yet, huh?
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W-Well, we had a little
misunderstanding earlier.
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I’m sure he’ll tell
you about it.
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I’m sure he will.
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Tell Darrin I’ve been saving
his neck with Jameson.
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I ad-libbed his ideas,
and by some miracle,
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the client is still interested.
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But I need Darrin’s layouts,
and he took them with him.
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Tell him he’s to bring them
right back to the office.
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Right back. Got it.
Bye-bye.
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[♪♪]
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Sam, what am I gonna do?
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I can’t go back to
the office with this--
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This affliction.
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I’ll tell you one thing.
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Your mother is
going to pay for this.
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I was only trying to give him
a sense of humor
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and make things a little
more pleasant around here.
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And that is the truth.
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Just take the spell off him.
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Oh, all right.
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There.
Thank you, Mother.
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Endora, someday you’re
going to go too far,
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and it won’t be
soon enough for me.
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Darrin.
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Oh, Sam, call Larry
and tell him I’m just leaving.
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And, Endora, if you don’t
stay out of my life,
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I’m going to call in
an exterminator.
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[♪♪]
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Life isn’t just
one big joke.
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Perhaps not. But he is.
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Ooh!
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Ugh!
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Ooh, you’re driving me
out of my tree.
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[♪♪]
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[MAGIC CHIMES]
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[LAUGHS]
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Your view of life
I find quite sick
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This spell will change
What makes you tick
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At serious things
You’ll laugh and giggle
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The graver the note
The more it will tickle
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[LAUGHS]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[♪♪]
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Uh, hi, Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
How are things?
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Oh, just heard from my sister,
the one in St. Louis,
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she’s gonna have
an operation.
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An operation?
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[LAUGHING]
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What’s so funny?
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It’s just...
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Just, ahem,
something I thought of.
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What’s the matter with you?
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Believe me, I’m not
laughing at you.
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I’m laughing at myself.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh. Excuse me, there’s something
I forgot in the house.
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Larry, I-I told you,
he left a few minutes ago.
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He should be there soon.
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[♪♪]
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Unless he gets
held up. Goodbye.
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Sweetheart,
what’s wrong?
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She did it to me again.
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Mother? What’d she do now?
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She’s fixed it so that when
I hear something sad, I laugh.
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Oh, that’s awful.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, you poor thing.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh. Oh, Darrin--
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Sam, please, stop.
Don’t say anything serious.
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Just call Larry
back and stall him.
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Now, I’m going in the den,
and close the door
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so I won’t be able
to hear anything.
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And if I’m lucky,
I won’t be able to think either.
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N--
Sam, if you love me,
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don’t talk to me.
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[♪♪]
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[BUZZES]
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Yes? Put her on.
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It’s Stephens’ wife.
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What’s happening, Sam?
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00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,762
Came back home? Why?
256
00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,889
Well, uh, Larry,
257
00:13:31,889 --> 00:13:34,433
he was feeling a little bit
under the weather and--
258
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:36,477
LARRY:
What?!
259
00:13:36,477 --> 00:13:38,520
Larry, you’re screaming.
260
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,230
[CHUCKLES]
261
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,025
If you were in
my position, so would you.
262
00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:45,736
Let me ask you something, Sam,
how sick is he?
263
00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:49,782
Well, he really
isn’t well at all.
264
00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:51,825
That makes two of us.
265
00:13:51,825 --> 00:13:54,912
Well, okay, Sam, goodbye.
266
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:57,956
Stephens is very sick.
267
00:13:57,956 --> 00:13:59,875
That makes three of us.
268
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,251
I think I’ll go back
to the hotel,
269
00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:03,462
pick up Mrs. Jameson
and take an earlier plane out.
270
00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:05,756
You can’t do that.
I beg your pardon?
271
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:08,175
I-I mean, you made
the trip out from Denver.
272
00:14:08,175 --> 00:14:10,844
It would be such a waste
if you didn’t at least--
273
00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:15,140
Why don’t I drive you
and Mrs. Jameson to the airport?
274
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,391
Stephens’ house is on the way.
275
00:14:16,391 --> 00:14:18,143
We can stop, I’ll show
you his layouts.
276
00:14:18,143 --> 00:14:20,312
I thought you said
he was sick.
277
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:23,774
Yes. But I don’t think
he’s unconscious.
278
00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:25,234
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:14:27,069 --> 00:14:29,738
Mother?
280
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,865
Mother,
I’m sure you’re here,
281
00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:36,036
because I know how much
you love your work.
282
00:14:36,036 --> 00:14:38,330
Haven’t you had enough fun?
283
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,999
[TICKING]
284
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:45,546
"No. And give my regards
to laughing boy."
285
00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:49,758
Oh, Mother, you’re
absolutely heartless.
286
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,719
[TICKING]
287
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,304
"Flatterer."
288
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,143
Oh.
DARRIN: Sam?
289
00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:03,188
Don’t say a word.
Just, uh, shake your head.
290
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,857
Do you have
anything to report?
291
00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:08,026
Did you contact your mother?
292
00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,780
Is she gonna do anything
about this?
293
00:15:14,199 --> 00:15:16,201
I could have answered
that myself.
294
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:17,703
[DOORBELL RINGS]
295
00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:20,706
[♪♪]
296
00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:26,128
It’s Mrs. Kravitz.
297
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:27,588
I’d better clear out.
298
00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:30,299
With her bad news,
she’d keep me in stitches.
299
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,222
Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
Hi.
300
00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:39,266
Where’s your cup?
Cup?
301
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,101
Don’t you wanna
borrow some sugar?
302
00:15:41,101 --> 00:15:45,898
Oh, no. I just stopped by
to ask, how’s Mr. Stephens?
303
00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:47,399
I saw him before,
304
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:50,569
and he acted very,
very strange.
305
00:15:50,569 --> 00:15:53,197
He just kept laughing
and laughing.
306
00:15:53,197 --> 00:15:56,074
Well, you know,
they say that laughter
307
00:15:56,074 --> 00:15:57,409
is a sign of health.
308
00:15:57,409 --> 00:16:00,245
Only if there’s something
to laugh at.
309
00:16:01,872 --> 00:16:03,248
If you need the name
310
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:05,876
of a good psychiatrist,
I have one.
311
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:08,253
I’m sure you do.
312
00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:12,132
Well, I’d better
be running along.
313
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,262
Sam, I’ve been thinking.
314
00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:19,473
With all these new countries
emerging in Africa,
315
00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:22,226
maybe it’d be a good place
to start an advertising agency.
316
00:16:22,226 --> 00:16:24,394
The weather’s mild, and--
317
00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:27,773
Oh, Mrs. Stephens.
I-- I forgot something.
318
00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:29,358
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
319
00:16:29,358 --> 00:16:30,901
I just remembered.
320
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,946
I could use that cup
of sugar after all.
321
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,657
One cup of sugar, coming up.
322
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:38,450
Incidentally,
did you hear about
323
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:41,036
the accident over
on Elm last night?
324
00:16:41,036 --> 00:16:43,538
It was a four-car crack-up.
325
00:16:43,538 --> 00:16:45,374
[MUFFLED LAUGHING]
326
00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:46,458
No.
327
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,918
[MUFFLED LAUGHING]
328
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:57,135
What’s that?
What’s what?
329
00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:59,846
[MUFFLED LAUGHING]
That.
330
00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:01,848
I don’t know.
331
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,475
Mice, maybe.
332
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:05,143
Mice?
333
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:09,189
And, Mrs. Kravitz, if you wanna
be a good neighbor,
334
00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:11,566
you won’t tell a soul.
335
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:14,278
Oh, you know me.
336
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:16,321
Uh. W-What about
your sugar?
337
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:17,531
What about it?
338
00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:20,200
Oh, that.
339
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:24,579
Oh, well, if you don’t mind,
I’ll be back later.
340
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,082
Oh, hi.
LARRY: Hello.
341
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,459
Oh, Mrs. Fremont!
342
00:17:31,712 --> 00:17:33,005
Oh, hi, Sam.
343
00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:35,299
Hi, Larry. What are
you doing here?
344
00:17:35,299 --> 00:17:37,342
I’m driving the Jamesons
to the airport,
345
00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:39,886
and I wanted to stop by
and get Darrin’s layout.
346
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,430
Mr. and Mrs. Jameson,
Mrs. Stephens.
347
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:43,348
SAMANTHA & JAMESON:
How do you do?
348
00:17:43,348 --> 00:17:44,975
Unh! Ow!
349
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:46,852
What was that?
350
00:17:47,811 --> 00:17:49,688
Darrin! What happened?
351
00:17:49,688 --> 00:17:52,482
Ah.
I was just resting.
352
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,443
[CHUCKLES]
353
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,194
Well, how are you,
Mr. Jameson?
354
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:58,196
I’m sorry we’ve been
having so much trouble
355
00:17:58,196 --> 00:18:00,032
getting together.
356
00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,451
Uh, Darrin, this
is Mrs. Jameson.
357
00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:05,912
Darrin Stephens,
one of my young geniuses.
358
00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,956
Erratic, but talented.
359
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,333
How do you do,
Mrs. Jameson?
360
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:13,337
Well, have you been enjoying
your stay in town?
361
00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:17,632
Not especially. I have
a miserable migraine.
362
00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:19,551
Oh, that’s a shame.
363
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:21,928
[LAUGHING]
364
00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:29,853
Well, I’m glad you think
my migraine’s funny.
365
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:32,606
[LAUGHING]
366
00:18:32,606 --> 00:18:35,317
I don’t know what he’s got,
but I hope it isn’t contagious.
367
00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:37,444
Now, don’t get too close,
Martha, he’s sick.
368
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,154
[LAUGHING]
369
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:42,115
[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
370
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:44,534
Oh, my. Ha-ha.
371
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,745
Did you two eat
anything for lunch,
372
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:49,039
or did you just drink it?
373
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:50,248
I’m sorry, Larry,
374
00:18:50,248 --> 00:18:52,250
but that neighbor
lady that just left,
375
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,795
well, she is such
a terrible gossip.
376
00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,630
And I said to Darrin:
377
00:18:56,630 --> 00:19:01,259
"She certainly has
a keen sense of rumor."
378
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,720
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,722
[BOTH LAUGHING]
380
00:19:05,722 --> 00:19:09,768
Yeah, yeah. She’s on spiking
terms with everybody.
381
00:19:09,768 --> 00:19:11,603
That is funny.
382
00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:13,480
[LAUGHS]
383
00:19:15,107 --> 00:19:17,275
Well, I guess it
is contagious.
384
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,027
Tate, what are
we waiting for?
385
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,071
Darrin?
386
00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:23,156
The layouts.
Uh, right.
387
00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:24,783
Please, come in
and sit down.
388
00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:26,284
Well, just
for a minute.
389
00:19:26,284 --> 00:19:29,704
Tate, we’re thinking
of starting a whole new line
390
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,540
of coverage this year.
391
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,291
Pollution insurance.
392
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,252
Yes, that’s very
interesting.
393
00:19:35,252 --> 00:19:39,297
Insure people against
damage from smog,
394
00:19:39,297 --> 00:19:41,591
water pollution,
oil spillage...
395
00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:42,718
[LAUGHING]
396
00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:48,807
Don’t tell me you think
pollution is funny too?
397
00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:53,854
No. No, on the contrary,
I think it’s deadly serious.
398
00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:55,272
Are you putting us on?
399
00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:59,317
Oh, Larry. Larry,
you guessed it.
400
00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:04,156
Darrin was actually trying
to drive home a point, right?
401
00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:07,492
Right. But I guess
I made a wrong turn.
402
00:20:07,492 --> 00:20:09,327
Oh. Ha.
403
00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:11,538
[DARRIN & SAMANTHA LAUGHING]
404
00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:17,669
Well, the point I’ve been
trying to get across is...
405
00:20:17,669 --> 00:20:21,339
Well, see these layouts?
406
00:20:21,339 --> 00:20:23,008
Hm?
407
00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,510
Darrin,
what are you doing?
408
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:29,264
I’m throwing out the old
and bringing in the new.
409
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:31,933
Mr. Jameson,
410
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:37,022
I-I feel that Mount Rocky’s
approach to the public
411
00:20:37,022 --> 00:20:39,566
is a little too serious.
412
00:20:39,566 --> 00:20:41,193
[LAUGHS]
413
00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:45,780
Insurance is a business
414
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:49,201
that deals in catastrophe
and disaster.
415
00:20:49,201 --> 00:20:53,330
[DARRIN LAUGHING]
416
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:00,545
You may ask,
why am I laughing?
417
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:01,963
I’ll bite.
418
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,381
Darrin’s idea
419
00:21:03,381 --> 00:21:07,802
is to use laughter
as a form of release.
420
00:21:07,802 --> 00:21:11,389
Now, we all know that laughter
is a sign of health.
421
00:21:11,389 --> 00:21:14,434
Mr. Jameson, I don’t want
you to miss your plane.
422
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,520
Just a minute,
let’s hear him out.
423
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,397
Yes, Darrin,
let’s hear you out.
424
00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:21,733
What have you got in mind
specifically, Stephens?
425
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,277
Well, uh, specifically...
426
00:21:24,277 --> 00:21:25,779
I’m not prepared to--
427
00:21:25,779 --> 00:21:27,322
Oh, Darrin.
Hm?
428
00:21:27,322 --> 00:21:29,366
Don’t be so modest.
429
00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:32,327
I think he had a terrific
idea for a slogan.
430
00:21:32,327 --> 00:21:33,828
What’s that, Darrin?
431
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,455
What’s that, Sam?
432
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,504
"Put a little laughter
in your disaster."
433
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:44,256
[LAUGHS]
434
00:21:44,256 --> 00:21:47,425
That is very funny.
435
00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:49,010
Is that sensational?
436
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,971
Do you think so?
437
00:21:50,971 --> 00:21:52,764
What do you think?
438
00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:57,102
Keep going, Stephens.
439
00:21:58,687 --> 00:22:02,399
Well, here’s another one
I’ve been kicking around. Uh--
440
00:22:02,399 --> 00:22:05,110
"Keep your mother-in-law
at home,
441
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,320
where most
accidents happen."
442
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,281
[BOTH LAUGH]
443
00:22:09,281 --> 00:22:11,700
That’s funny.
444
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,285
[LAUGHING]
445
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:24,796
Oh, Harold. Stop being
such a wet blanket.
446
00:22:24,796 --> 00:22:26,298
If you’d learn
to laugh a little,
447
00:22:26,298 --> 00:22:28,049
it might help your bursitis.
448
00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:31,303
And even if it didn’t help,
it certainly wouldn’t hurt.
449
00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:34,055
And besides, I’m sick
of hearing you
450
00:22:34,055 --> 00:22:35,724
complain about your bursitis.
451
00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,726
What about you
and your migraine?
452
00:22:37,726 --> 00:22:40,520
Where do you think
I get my migraine?
453
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,481
[SAMANTHA & DARRIN LAUGHING]
454
00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:45,942
SAMANTHA:
Oh, that’s cute.
455
00:22:45,942 --> 00:22:47,485
[BOTH LAUGHING]
456
00:22:47,485 --> 00:22:50,155
Oh, that reminds me
of an uncle of mine
457
00:22:50,155 --> 00:22:51,489
who’s always complaining.
458
00:22:51,489 --> 00:22:54,326
When he gets up,
the first thing he says is,
459
00:22:54,326 --> 00:22:55,869
"Good moaning."
460
00:22:55,869 --> 00:22:59,289
Mrs. Stephens, that’s
very funny. Ha-ha.
461
00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:03,209
[ALL LAUGHING]
462
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,882
Her uncle has such
a long face,
463
00:23:08,882 --> 00:23:12,552
his barber charges him
double for a shave.
464
00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:15,096
[LAUGHING]
Oh, that’s so funny.
465
00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:16,640
[BOTH LAUGHING]
466
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,766
[LAUGHING]
467
00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:19,601
I worked for a grouch
like that once.
468
00:23:19,601 --> 00:23:21,895
Before he’d fire you,
he’d give you a raise
469
00:23:21,895 --> 00:23:25,106
so you’d be losing
a better job. Ha-ha-ha!
470
00:23:25,106 --> 00:23:27,067
Oh, Larry...
471
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,778
[ALL LAUGHING]
472
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:35,283
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
473
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,243
My bursitis is gone.
474
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:41,498
Oh, that’s wonderful,
Mr. Jameson.
475
00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:44,042
Laugh and the world
laughs with you.
476
00:23:44,042 --> 00:23:46,211
[ALL LAUGHING]
477
00:23:50,382 --> 00:23:53,385
[♪♪]
478
00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:58,765
[♪♪]
479
00:23:58,765 --> 00:24:00,183
Mrs. Stephens?
Yeah.
480
00:24:00,183 --> 00:24:02,602
Oh, thank you.
And this.
481
00:24:02,602 --> 00:24:04,145
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
482
00:24:04,145 --> 00:24:05,689
Bye-bye.
483
00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:10,652
Who’s that from?
484
00:24:10,652 --> 00:24:12,404
Wait a second.
Let me look.
485
00:24:13,822 --> 00:24:16,032
"Thank you for a most
rewarding afternoon.
486
00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:17,659
Mr. and Mrs. Jameson."
487
00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:20,620
Hm.
Seems to be for me.
488
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,955
"So you’ll never forget
489
00:24:21,955 --> 00:24:24,165
the health-giving
quality of laughter."
490
00:24:24,165 --> 00:24:26,126
[♪♪]
491
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:30,130
"Put me down for a laugh."
492
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:35,343
[MAN LAUGHING ON RECORDING]
493
00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:39,848
[LAUGHING]
494
00:24:43,518 --> 00:24:46,020
[♪♪]
495
00:24:48,523 --> 00:24:50,942
[♪♪]
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