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[♪♪]
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Hi, sweetheart.
You’re home early.
Hi.
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I had to pick this up.
What is it?
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It’s a Reducealator.
A--? A what-alator?
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Reducealator.
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It’s a prototype for
a brand-new product.
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And I’ve gotta come up
with a mind-blowing ad campaign
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by the day
after tomorrow.
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How’s it work?
Well, I’ll tell you what.
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I’ll demonstrate it
for you. Don’t go away.
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[♪♪]
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Mommy, Mommy!
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It’s almost out. Look.
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Who tied the string
onto it?
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Sidney. He was gonna pull it
out, but I didn’t trust him.
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You pull it, Mommy.
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Oh-- Uh--
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You’ve gotta be brave,
Mommy. Come on.
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Oh, okay. R-ready?
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One, two...
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I can’t do it.
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Maybe you better
close your eyes.
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Yeah. Oh--
Oh, okay.
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One, two--
DARRIN:
Okay, Sam.
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Ooh!
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It’s out, Mommy.
It’s out.
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Look, Daddy.
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Hey. How
about that?
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How about that?
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Can I go over and show Sidney?
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Sidney?
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Uh, y-you remember.
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Mrs. Kravitz’s nephew.
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He’s here visiting again.
Please?
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All right, sweetheart,
but come right back.
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[♪♪]
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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How does it look?
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Well, I-I’m sorry, sweetheart,
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but it does take a bit
of getting used to.
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The great thing about it
is it’s completely portable.
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Women can wear it
while doing the housework.
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Oh.
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You can...
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whittle away
the pounds as you go.
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Hey! You want a good
slogan for it?
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What?
"Whittle while you work."
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"Whittle while you work?"
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I think it’s cute.
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"Whittle while you work?"
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Forget it.
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Mommy, Mommy.
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I’m never gonna play
with Sidney again.
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Well, what did
he do now?
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He says there’s no such thing
as the Good Fairy.
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He says it’s
the parents
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who put the money
under your pillow.
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That isn’t true,
is it, Daddy?
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Well, uh,
actually, uh...
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Isn’t it getting
awfully hot in here?
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Not for mothers.
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Well, no wonder.
Heh.
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I-I left this on high.
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I’d better get out
of this contraption.
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[♪♪]
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Is Sidney right?
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Do mommies put the money
under your pillow?
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Come here,
sweetheart.
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Tabitha, actually,
you’re both right.
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It’s all a matter
of believing.
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If you really believe
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and want the Good Fairy
to come, she will.
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Otherwise, mommies
and daddies do her job.
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Oh, goody.
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That means the Good Fairy
is coming here tonight.
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Right. Now,
you run up
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and get ready
for your bath.
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Okay.
[SPANKS LIGHTLY]
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Good night, Daddy.
Good night, honey.
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Sam.
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[SIGHS]
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Do you think
it’s a good idea
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to fill her head with
all that nonsense?
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What nonsense?
About the Good Fairy.
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Well, for your information,
it is not nonsense.
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What?
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I happen to know the Good Fairy
personally.
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Her name’s Mary.
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You mean, she’s a witch?
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No.
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She’s a good fairy.
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Y-you-- You mean, with, uh--?
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With wings and a magic wand
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and the--?
The whole works?
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Of course.
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You’re not
putting me on?
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Witch’s honor.
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A simple "I swear"
will do.
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I swear.
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[♪♪]
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Sam.
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Uh, did you just
hear something?
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Yes. I heard you
wake me up.
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[YAWNS]
I must have
been dreaming.
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[GRUNTS]
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As long as I’m up...
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I think I’ll go downstairs
and get myself a glass of milk.
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You want anything?
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Yes. I wanna go
back to sleep.
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Now, be quiet, and don’t
wake up the kids.
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[♪♪]
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Ow!
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Shh.
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[GROANING]
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Shh!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Shh.
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Sam?
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[GRUNTS]
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Shh.
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Sam.
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SAMANTHA:
Now, what is it?
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We have...company.
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Oh! Oh, Mary.
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Oh, Samantha.
Oh, brother.
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I knew it was a witch’s house,
but I had no idea it was yours.
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, uh--
Uh, ours.
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Uh, this is
my husband, Darrin.
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Oh.
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How do you do?
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How do you--?
Shh.
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It’s been ages.
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Come on downstairs
and sit a while.
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I would love to.
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You know, the cold
bothers me more and more.
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It seems to get
into my bones.
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How about a nice
cup of tea?
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I could certainly use
something to warm me up.
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I don’t know about tea though.
Uh, coffee?
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Coffee doesn’t
agree with me.
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How about a drop
of brandy?
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What’s brandy?
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It’s a very good
warmer-upper.
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Ooh! Well, then,
that certainly
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should agree
with me.
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Come on.
Are you happy, my dear?
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Very.
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You don’t miss
the old life?
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SAMANTHA:
Well, I-I don’t get
a chance to.
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The old life keeps
dropping in here
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with amazing regularity.
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Oh, how nice.
[CHUCKLES]
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Here we are.
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Thank you.
Mm-hm.
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[SIGHING CONTENTEDLY]
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What’s this called?
Brandy?
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Yes. How do you like it?
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Very much.
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Say when.
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I hope you don’t mind
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my popping in on you
like this, Samantha.
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But I really am
so tired.
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So I thought I would drop in
to a witch’s house
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and just rest up.
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Oh, my goodness
gracious. Ha.
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I forgot to say when.
Oh, well.
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This has to keep me warm
all night long.
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[♪♪]
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[COOING]
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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This is nice
and warming. Hah.
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Uh-- Uh, Mary, why don’t you
let me fix you
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a little something to eat?
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How about a nice chicken
or roast beef sandwich?
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I really should be going.
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Roast beef?
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I-it’ll only take
a minute.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, well, I’ll, uh,
just put this back.
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Oh, here.
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[♪♪]
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You might as well
take the glass too.
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That was so good.
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[ADAM CRYING]
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Oh, that’s Adam.
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I’ll go up, Sam.
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Excuse me.
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SAMANTHA:
Here we are.
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I really should
be leaving.
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I just dread going out
in that weather.
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Although that brandy
really did warm me up.
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Sam. Adam won’t
go back to sleep
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until Mommy kisses him
good night.
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Oh, uh, e-excuse me.
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[♪♪]
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Uh, Sam.
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How long is
she gonna hang around?
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Well, I can’t
ask her to leave.
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I can.
You be nice.
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Okay. Okay.
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Well, feeling
a little warmer now?
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Except for my toes.
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[LAUGHS]
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Although I--
I really don’t think
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I should have any more
of that brandy.
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As they say, if you’re
going to fly, heh,
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don’t drink.
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Hm?
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It’s a mortal joke.
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Oh.
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I like mortals.
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They’re-- They’re
so friendly.
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You. You have been
very "hospid-ibidle."
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Hospidib--
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You’re a good host.
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It’s my pleasure.
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[LAUGHING]
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Far be it from me
to spoil your pleasure.
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Sure. Here.
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Hm.
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[COOING]
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Hey! There
go my toes!
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Whee!
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Uh, h-how are
we doing?
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You know, Samantha,
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you are married
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to a beautiful
person.
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A gorgeous,
beautiful person.
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I only wish
I could get
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a gorgeous hunk
of mortal
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like that
for myself.
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Uh-- Uh, Mary, I think
you’d better sit down.
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Nope! Just beginning to
feel the tips of my toes.
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Watch this.
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Stand back.
Stand back.
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[♪♪]
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[COOING]
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Ooh.
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Did you ever see me do
the White Swan?
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[COOING]
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Whee!
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She’s crocked.
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Darrin!
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The Good Fairy
doesn’t get crocked.
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Hey!
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How’d she get so crocked
on just two drinks?
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Mary, pull
yourself together.
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[COOING]
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I-it’s terribly late,
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and you said you had a long
list of children to visit.
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No. Not going out
in the cold.
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B-but, Mary,
y-you have to.
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You’re the Good Fairy.
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All those children
are counting on you.
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Now, you can’t
disappoint them.
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Why not? What did
they ever do for me?
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[GASPS]
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00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:54,435
She doesn’t know
what she’s saying.
265
00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:55,811
Here’s a list
of the children.
266
00:12:55,811 --> 00:12:58,814
Never forget you
for what you’re doing.
267
00:12:58,814 --> 00:13:01,775
What do you mean?
Doing what?
268
00:13:01,775 --> 00:13:03,569
Oh. Well--
Well, you-- You--
269
00:13:03,569 --> 00:13:05,446
You don’t think
I’m gonna do it?
270
00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:10,034
If you don’t,
kindly tell me who.
271
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:13,037
[♪♪]
272
00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:17,791
Well, well. Th--
That does it.
273
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,835
Darrin, I have no choice.
274
00:13:19,835 --> 00:13:21,503
I-I have to substitute
for her.
275
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:22,713
Why?
276
00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:25,090
Well, we’re responsible
for her condition.
277
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,342
She didn’t even know
what brandy was.
278
00:13:27,342 --> 00:13:29,845
Someone’s gotta
make her rounds.
279
00:13:29,845 --> 00:13:33,140
Mary. Uh, Mary,
wake up.
280
00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:35,225
No.
281
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,978
Mary, please.
282
00:13:37,978 --> 00:13:39,730
Uh, just so we can
make the switch.
283
00:13:40,814 --> 00:13:42,107
Okay.
284
00:13:42,107 --> 00:13:44,068
[♪♪]
285
00:13:46,487 --> 00:13:48,155
Beautiful.
286
00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:52,367
Samantha, you look
absolutely, eh...
287
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,456
Well? How do
I look?
288
00:13:57,456 --> 00:13:58,999
If anyone had ever told me
289
00:13:58,999 --> 00:14:01,168
that someday I’d be married
to the Good Fairy,
290
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:03,003
I’d have punched them
right in the mouth.
291
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,505
[GIGGLES]
292
00:14:04,505 --> 00:14:06,757
H-how about a little kiss
on the cheek instead?
293
00:14:09,593 --> 00:14:11,053
[LAUGHS]
294
00:14:16,058 --> 00:14:18,310
[♪♪]
295
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:22,189
Well, I guess I’d better give
these wings a trial run.
296
00:14:22,189 --> 00:14:25,400
Why do you need the wings?
Uh, can’t you just?
297
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,945
The Good Fairy
is not a witch.
298
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:30,906
And for the time being,
I happen to be the Good Fairy.
299
00:14:30,906 --> 00:14:32,616
She doesn’t have
the powers to fly.
300
00:14:32,616 --> 00:14:34,368
That’s why
they gave her wings.
301
00:14:34,368 --> 00:14:36,286
Who gave her wings?
302
00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:38,747
Whoever gives out the wings.
303
00:14:40,082 --> 00:14:41,625
Sorry I asked.
304
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,920
So...as long as I have
these wings on me,
305
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,505
witchery is out.
306
00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:48,423
Yeah?
307
00:14:48,423 --> 00:14:50,259
It’s almost worth it.
308
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,177
Tsk.
309
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:58,725
Abner? Abner!
Oh, what is it?
310
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,978
There’s a mosquito
in Sidney’s room.
311
00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:03,105
Well, as long as
it doesn’t bite Sidney,
312
00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:05,149
it’s got nothing
to worry about.
313
00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:10,112
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
314
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,573
Abner.
315
00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:14,324
Abner, wake up.
316
00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:15,951
Oh, what is it now?
317
00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:18,704
Oh! You should
see this!
318
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,747
I-it-- It’s
Mrs. Stephens.
319
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:24,126
She’s got this, uh, flimsy
little thing on, like--
320
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:25,460
Like a ballet dancer.
321
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:29,673
A-and she’s got these fake wings
in the back, and--
322
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:35,470
Abner! They’re not
fake wings!
323
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,891
She’s flying!
324
00:15:38,891 --> 00:15:41,185
Gladys, if you wake
me up once more,
325
00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:43,145
you’ll be flying too.
326
00:15:43,145 --> 00:15:45,981
[♪♪]
327
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:58,035
[♪♪]
328
00:16:01,747 --> 00:16:05,167
Oh, Samantha.
Oh.
329
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,627
H-how did you do?
330
00:16:06,627 --> 00:16:08,337
Oh, fine.
331
00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:10,797
Except I am
exhausted.
332
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,383
Well, now you have
some idea
333
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:14,635
of what I go
through.
334
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:16,637
Did you have
any trouble sleeping?
335
00:16:16,637 --> 00:16:19,223
It’s the first
good night’s sleep
336
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:21,016
I’ve had in centuries.
337
00:16:21,016 --> 00:16:24,478
Do you have any idea
what a relief it is
338
00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:26,647
not to sleep on your wings?
339
00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,232
Yeah, I can
imagine.
340
00:16:28,232 --> 00:16:30,442
[♪♪]
341
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:31,777
[GRUNTS]
342
00:16:32,903 --> 00:16:35,030
[MOANING]
343
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:38,075
Oh, what a luxury.
Huh.
344
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:40,702
Can’t do this
with wings either.
345
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:43,080
Mary, I have to get my family up
and start the day,
346
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,040
so come on,
let’s change back.
347
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,834
Well, c--
Hurry up, Mary.
348
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,336
I have a lot to do.
349
00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:51,380
[♪♪]
350
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,714
Um...
351
00:16:56,385 --> 00:16:57,886
Samantha...
352
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,096
I’ve been
collecting teeth
353
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,889
and giving out coins
for centuries.
354
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,182
I’m sick of it.
355
00:17:02,182 --> 00:17:04,518
If I never see
another kid’s tooth
356
00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:05,727
for the rest of my life,
357
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:07,187
I’ll be delighted.
358
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:10,399
Uh-- Well, what
are you saying?
359
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:13,694
Don’t you think I’m entitled
to a little vacation?
360
00:17:13,694 --> 00:17:16,029
Well, sure, but I’m--
361
00:17:16,029 --> 00:17:18,824
Well, I’m taking one.
At least for a while.
362
00:17:18,824 --> 00:17:22,577
And in the meantime,
you’re it.
363
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:26,039
But, well, you--
You can’t do this.
364
00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:28,292
I-I have responsibilities.
365
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:29,876
I-I have a husband and children.
366
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:33,255
Sure. And now that I’ve
unloaded this dumb job,
367
00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:36,967
maybe I’ll get a crack at
some of the goodies too.
368
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,428
[IRRITATED]
You have no right to do this.
369
00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:41,596
Maybe your husband has a friend?
370
00:17:41,596 --> 00:17:43,223
Mary!
371
00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:45,392
[♪♪]
372
00:17:45,392 --> 00:17:47,102
Sam?
What?
373
00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:48,478
What? What?
374
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:49,938
What’s all
the trouble?
375
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:50,939
Trouble?
376
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,692
Mm-hm.
Oh, no. No--
No trouble.
377
00:17:53,692 --> 00:17:55,277
Well, look, Sam,
I’d like--
378
00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:58,613
[MOANS]
379
00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:02,534
What is she doing?
380
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:04,619
Scratching her back.
381
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,830
[SIGHS]
382
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,623
Uh-- Uh, look, Sam,
383
00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:09,916
I’d like to get to
the office
384
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,376
a little early
this morning, so
385
00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:13,712
uh, would you mind, uh,
getting out of that rig
386
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:14,921
and making
some breakfast?
387
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,632
Oh, well, i-if
you’re in a hurry,
388
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:18,300
I won’t take
the time to change.
389
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,301
Uh, look, Sam...
390
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:20,844
if it’s all
the same to you,
391
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:23,138
I’d rather you shed
those wings right now.
392
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:24,973
Now?
393
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,516
Y-you mean this minute?
394
00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:28,143
Mommy, Mommy.
395
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:33,315
Mommy, when did you
get to be the Good Fairy?
396
00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:35,359
Very recently.
397
00:18:36,568 --> 00:18:38,987
Wow. Wait till
I tell Sidney.
398
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,823
Tab-- Tabitha,
for the time being,
399
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,326
I think we ought to keep this
a family secret.
400
00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:48,038
Gee whiz. Everything good
that happens here is a secret.
401
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:49,623
Oh, well, I’m sorry
about that.
402
00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:52,000
You run out on the patio and
play. I’ll get you breakfast.
403
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,210
Okay.
404
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,504
[♪♪]
405
00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:56,922
Okay, Sam.
406
00:18:56,922 --> 00:18:59,591
What is it you’re
trying not to tell me?
407
00:18:59,591 --> 00:19:01,885
Maybe you’d rather
hear it after breakfast.
408
00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:05,222
Uh, if it’s bad news, it’ll
sit better on an empty stomach.
409
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,681
Well, um...
410
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:09,434
Mary is being very obstinate.
411
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:12,062
She doesn’t wanna be
the Good Fairy anymore.
412
00:19:12,062 --> 00:19:14,856
B-but you’re a witch.
Uh, slap a spell on her.
413
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:17,484
Boil up a potion.
Fire a two-broom salute.
414
00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:21,113
Darrin, there is nothing
I can do about it.
415
00:19:21,113 --> 00:19:23,990
Sam, this is the most
ridiculous thing
416
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,367
that’s ever happened to us.
417
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,701
It’s preposterous.
418
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,203
SAMANTHA:
Why are you so uptight?
419
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,205
I’m the one that’s stuck
with these dumb wings.
420
00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:33,792
Furthermore, you are
just as much to blame as I am.
421
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,710
Well, Sam, I’m sorry.
422
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,337
I-I didn’t mean to
yell at you.
423
00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:39,464
But you’ve got to admit
that this--
424
00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:41,591
Don’t do that!
425
00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:43,677
I-- I beg
your pardon?
426
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:45,345
Those wings are very delicate.
427
00:19:45,345 --> 00:19:47,431
You’ve got to be gentle
with them.
428
00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:50,684
Suppose a man
wants to hug you?
429
00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:51,977
What do you do?
430
00:19:51,977 --> 00:19:54,479
Nothing. Now you know why
431
00:19:54,479 --> 00:19:55,981
they call me the Good Fairy.
432
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,861
Terrific.
433
00:20:00,861 --> 00:20:02,821
Sam, what are
we going to do?
434
00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:04,114
You can’t hide out
forever.
435
00:20:04,114 --> 00:20:06,616
Suppose somebody
sees those wings.
436
00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:09,828
Well...you’ve always said
that I’m an angel.
437
00:20:09,828 --> 00:20:11,246
Now I’ll look the part.
438
00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,499
That’s something I’ve always
admired in you, Sam:
439
00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:18,170
the way you can smile
in the face of...
440
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,504
disaster.
441
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:21,256
[CLEARS THROAT]
442
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:22,716
[COOS]
443
00:20:22,716 --> 00:20:25,760
A little chill in the air
this morning, isn’t there?
444
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,596
[♪♪]
445
00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:29,181
[DOORBELL RINGS]
446
00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:35,770
It’s the Kravitzes.
And Sidney.
447
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,063
Sam, quick,
you better duck.
448
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,773
And take the Good Fairy
with you.
449
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,400
Come on, Mary.
Come on.
450
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,862
No. I’m not the Good Fairy
anymore.
451
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:47,199
I’m staying right here
to meet the people.
452
00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:48,700
Oh!
453
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,494
Tell them
she’s my aunt,
454
00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:52,621
and get rid of them
as fast as you can.
455
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:54,789
[♪♪]
456
00:21:00,295 --> 00:21:02,047
Hi.
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
457
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:04,174
Can Sidney play
with Tabitha?
458
00:21:04,174 --> 00:21:07,135
Sure. Uh, she hasn’t
had breakfast yet, but--
459
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,470
Oh, that’s wonderful.
460
00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:11,097
Sidney, you just got
an invitation to breakfast.
461
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,391
What do you say?
What are you having?
462
00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:15,060
You’ll eat what you get,
you little--
463
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,478
Uh, Tabitha’s out
on the patio.
464
00:21:20,065 --> 00:21:22,901
Oh, ha-ha, I didn’t
know you had company.
465
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:25,195
Uh, this is
Mrs. Stephens’ Aunt Mary.
466
00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:28,490
Mr. and Mrs. Kravitz.
How do you do?
467
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:29,699
ABNER:
How do you do?
468
00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:31,159
How do you do?
469
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,328
Uh, where’s
Mrs. Stephens?
470
00:21:33,328 --> 00:21:36,164
Or, uh, isn’t
she back yet?
471
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,166
Uh, back? From where?
472
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,336
Wherever she was going
when I saw her last night.
473
00:21:41,336 --> 00:21:44,756
In that funny costume
with the wings.
474
00:21:44,756 --> 00:21:47,509
Wings? Uh, did
she say "wings"?
475
00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:50,011
Now you know what
I have to go through.
476
00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:52,889
And I saw her fly
right up in the air.
477
00:21:52,889 --> 00:21:55,850
W-was this late at night?
Very late.
478
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:57,060
Well, then that
explains it.
479
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,520
GLADYS:
Explains what?
480
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,231
How come you saw
what you thought you saw.
481
00:22:01,231 --> 00:22:03,817
Uh, things look very deceptive
in the moonlight.
482
00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:05,860
Exactly what
I told her.
483
00:22:06,695 --> 00:22:08,446
That’s interesting...
484
00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:11,199
because the moon
wasn’t out last night.
485
00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:14,244
Sure. It took one look
at you and went back in.
486
00:22:14,244 --> 00:22:15,537
Listen, if
Sidney bugs you,
487
00:22:15,537 --> 00:22:17,080
don’t hesitate to
get rid of him.
488
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,498
I don’t care how
you get rid of him,
489
00:22:18,498 --> 00:22:20,041
just don’t send him
back to us.
490
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,626
Don’t worry about it.
491
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:22,836
Come on.
492
00:22:22,836 --> 00:22:25,046
[♪♪]
493
00:22:26,298 --> 00:22:28,049
Sam?
494
00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:29,718
Samantha, this is
getting impossible.
495
00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:32,387
I’d finally gotten used to
being married to a witch,
496
00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:33,847
but I never
promised to love,
497
00:22:33,847 --> 00:22:35,390
honor and obey
the Good Fairy.
498
00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:37,017
Now, don’t you
worry, sweetheart.
499
00:22:37,017 --> 00:22:38,560
I’ll have a talk
with Mary.
500
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,020
Mary.
501
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,397
Mary?
502
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,400
Mary?
503
00:22:46,943 --> 00:22:48,778
Mary?
504
00:22:48,778 --> 00:22:50,238
Where’d she go?
505
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,741
I don’t know. I was busy
with the Kravitzes.
506
00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:54,909
Oh-oh. Y-you
check the patio,
507
00:22:54,909 --> 00:22:56,244
I’ll go upstairs.
508
00:22:59,581 --> 00:23:01,833
[♪♪]
509
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,168
Mary?
510
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:08,006
Tabs, have you seen
the Good--?
511
00:23:09,174 --> 00:23:11,092
Have you seen Mary?
512
00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:13,261
Yes, just a few
minutes ago.
513
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,888
She said she was gonna
take a little walk
514
00:23:14,888 --> 00:23:16,264
to warm up her toes.
515
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,265
What?!
516
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,351
She went out
the back gate.
517
00:23:19,351 --> 00:23:20,560
Oh, no.
518
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,438
Mary. Mary?
519
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:26,608
Your father gets excited
a lot, doesn’t he?
520
00:23:26,608 --> 00:23:29,110
Only when the Good Fairy
is here.
521
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:32,030
[♪♪]
522
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,544
Calm down?
523
00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:49,130
With the Good Fairy wandering
around the neighborhood?
524
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:50,340
And with
those cold toes,
525
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,549
it won’t be very long
526
00:23:51,549 --> 00:23:53,301
before she gets
a loose tongue,
527
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,053
and we’ll be on television
from coast to coast.
528
00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:57,263
Not to mention
pole to pole.
529
00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:59,849
Sweetheart, I’m sorry
I can’t help you look for her.
530
00:23:59,849 --> 00:24:02,894
You can help by keeping
away from the window.
531
00:24:02,894 --> 00:24:05,313
[♪♪]
532
00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:10,694
TABITHA:
You come in here,
and I’ll prove it to you.
533
00:24:12,404 --> 00:24:16,074
Boy, your whole family
is freaked out.
534
00:24:16,074 --> 00:24:18,326
I think I’d better
go home.
535
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,995
I think my Aunt Gladys
wants me now.
536
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,498
Uh-- Uh-- W--
Wait a minute, Sidney.
537
00:24:23,498 --> 00:24:27,252
Uh, what do you think of this
for a Halloween costume?
538
00:24:27,252 --> 00:24:29,629
You’re gonna wear it
for Halloween?
539
00:24:29,629 --> 00:24:32,507
Well, I thought I might.
What do you think?
540
00:24:32,507 --> 00:24:35,593
I think you’re too old
to go out on Halloween.
541
00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:40,640
Thanks, Sidney.
I needed that.
542
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,643
NARRATOR:
Don’t miss "Mary, the Good
Fairy, Strikes Again."
543
00:24:43,643 --> 00:24:45,520
Next week on Bewitched.
544
00:24:48,523 --> 00:24:50,358
[♪♪]
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