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[♪♪]
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Sam?
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SAMANTHA: Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
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How'd it go?
Like silk.
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Larry and I played just a little
under our usual game,
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and, fortunately,
Mr. Langley beat us.
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What'd he shoot?
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A 68.
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Oh, my. It was certainly
decent of you to let him win.
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He made us
look like hackers.
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But considering
he's the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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it was the least
we could do.
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And you got the account?
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Right.
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Darrin?
Hm?
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There's something
I've been meaning to ask.
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How come Mr. Langley is
president of Bigelow Industries?
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Well, the rumor is
that Mr. Langley
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quietly garnered
the majority of the stock.
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And the next thing
Bigelow knew, he was out.
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Oh.
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Now, for, uh,
some more good news.
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Yes?
Mr. Langley has invited us
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to join his country club.
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I like the other
good news better.
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Well, naturally,
I made it clear
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that I wanted to discuss it
with you first.
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Darrin, we don't need to join
some dumb country club.
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I couldn't agree more.
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But this situation's
a little bit delicate.
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See, J.J. Langley
is not only the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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he is the president
and founder of the club.
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And it wouldn't be good
business to turn him down.
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Okay. We'll join.
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Good. I filled out
the application this morning.
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I thought you said you wanted
to discuss it with me first.
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We just discussed it,
didn't we?
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Anyway, uh,
here's the procedure.
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Sometime next week,
I have to play golf
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with two of the men on
the admissions committee,
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and you're expected
to entertain
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the ladies
on the committee.
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Heh.
How does that thrill you?
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[SIGHS]
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I have a better idea.
Hm?
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Why don't I play golf
and you entertain the ladies?
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Ah!
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My dear child.
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How are you?
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Mother, it's not that
I'm not glad to see you,
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but don't you think
that Darrin and I
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deserve a certain amount
of privacy?
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Who?
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Oh, him.
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Sam, don't expect your mother
to be gracious.
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She doesn't do imitations.
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And if you'll excuse me,
I'll go upstairs and change.
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Oh, please don't change,
Durwood.
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I want to forget you
exactly as you are.
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[♪♪]
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Mother--
Hm?
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--if you are going to insist
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upon popping in like this,
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uh, couldn't you be
a bit more pleasant?
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Well, it isn't easy.
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But I'll try.
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Can't you see what that
feeble excuse
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for a husband
is doing to you?
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He's turning you into
a live-in maid,
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an unpaid cook
and a babysitter.
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And now he's forcing you
to submit to the environment
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of a country club,
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which is just a meeting place
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for organized mortal snobs.
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I would love
to sit here and bicker,
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but I have to get lunch.
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So if you'll excuse me...
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Now, wait.
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Wait.
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Why can't you take an example
from your cousin Serena?
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Oh.
Well, she doesn't worry
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about diapers
or dinners or country clubs.
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She's footloose and fancy-free.
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She's quicksilver.
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She lives in the sparkle
of a star,
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in a flash of color.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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See all the fun
you're missing?
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How about those
handsome devils?
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I wouldn't trade Darrin
for a hundred of them.
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And he's every bit
as attractive.
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Mortal life has not only thrown
sand in your mental gears,
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it has also affected
your eyesight.
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If you'd like some lunch,
stick around.
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[♪♪]
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Hmph! Tsk.
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There must be some way
to make her see the light,
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some way to remind her
of what she's given up.
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[♪♪]
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Of course.
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I wonder why it didn't
dawn on me before.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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The Corsican brothers
Were hexed by a spell
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Which will work on cousins
Just as well
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From this point on
Without further ado
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What Serena feels
Samantha will too
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SERENA:
Well!
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Oh!
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Okay, who's the wise guy?
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[♪♪]
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Sweetheart, you'll be
ready for lunch soon?
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Well, that depends.
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Is Ma Barker still here?
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Darrin, that is no way
to talk about my mother.
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And she's gone.
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You're pretty gone yourself,
you know that?
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Well, thank you, sir.
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No, I mean it.
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About the country club,
I know we don't dig that stuff.
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It was really great of you
to go along with it.
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Hm.
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You're the best little witch
a man ever had.
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[♪♪]
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Oh, be careful, my sweet.
Those are very hot.
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Mm! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh. Ooh. What--?
What was that?
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Heh. It's called a kiss.
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Uh, n-no.
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I-I felt a burning sensation.
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They don't call me
"Hot Lips" Stephens
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for nothing.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I-I guess there must be a lot
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of static electricity
in the air.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[♪♪]
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Oh, h-hi, Larry.
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Hi, Sam, Darrin.
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Louise was still asleep
when I got back from golf,
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so I thought
I'd just drop over.
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Mm.
Darrin tell you the good news
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about our getting
the Langley account?
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Oh, uh, y-yes.
That's wonderful.
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And how about Langley
inviting you to join his club?
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I just can't tell you
how I feel about that.
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I knew you'd be delighted.
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And I've got more good news.
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We were blackballed?
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What?
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You know Sam
and her sense of humor.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You may not realize it,
but it's a great honor
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to be invited
to join that club.
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Yes. I-I'm sure it is.
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[GIGGLING]
Stop that.
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[GIGGLING]
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It's certainly nothing
to laugh about.
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I didn't know
you were ticklish.
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Well, I am.
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I'm sorry.
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[GIGGLING]
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Well,
I'm not that ticklish.
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[GIGGLING]
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Uh-- Uh, Larry, y-you said
you had more good news?
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Oh-- Oh-- Oh, yes.
Langley just called.
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Boy, you really made
an impression on him.
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And his wife.
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She heads up the women's
admissions committee.
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Oh.
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[GIGGLES]
She wants--
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She and her co-chairman wanna
drop in and meet Sam right away.
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Right aw--?
Right away, when?
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This afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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[GIGGLING]
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I knew you'd be tickled.
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Mrs. Langley suggested 3:00,
if that's okay with you.
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3:00?
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
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[LAUGHING]
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I never knew 3:00
was such a funny hour.
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[LAUGHING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Why am I laughing?
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I have to go home
and wake up Louise.
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Well, bye, you two.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Good luck.
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[♪♪]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Honey.
Hm?
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, I-I don't--
I don't know.
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I-I've just got the giggles,
I guess.
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[GIGGLING]
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Well, you laughed
in some pretty unfunny places.
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Well--
Well, I couldn't help it.
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It--
It was involuntary.
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Like--
Like the hiccups.
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[GIGGLING]
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Sam, is there
something wrong with you?
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Uh, something witchy?
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Oh-- Oh, please. Please.
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Uh, ju--
Just don't mention it.
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Oh, now, Clark,
behave yourself. Ha-ha.
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Let's order some lunch.
I'm starved.
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Maybe we ought to have lunch.
I'm starved.
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[♪♪]
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Wait until you taste
this lobster salad.
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It's delicious.
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I think I'll have
the ring-tailed pheasant.
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It sounds out of sight.
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Uh, why do I have
this sudden craving
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for ring-tailed pheasant?
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The last time you wanted
ring-tailed pheasant,
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we found out Adam
was on his way.
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No, I can assure you this is not
the same ring-tailed pheasant.
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Well, excuse me.
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I have to go to the market.
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Uh, in the middle of lunch?
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Would you care
to explain that?
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Not now. I have to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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Uh, besides, I, uh--
I-I wanna pick up something
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to serve Mrs. Langley and her
friend when they arrive.
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I think I'd better do something
to make sure they don't arrive.
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Darrin,
don't just stand there.
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I have got to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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[♪♪]
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Here's some chicken Kiev.
Won't that do?
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No. No, it has to be
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Care for some more?
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Oh, no.
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I couldn't eat
another bite.
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Here it is.
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Springer's
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Too late.
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My craving just vanished.
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Well, uh, come on.
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There's some things
I wanna get
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for the ladies
of the Inquisition.
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Uh, Sam, will you forget
about them?
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I'm gonna call Larry right now
and tell him to cancel.
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Oh, Darrin, don't worry.
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As soon as we get home, I'll get
in touch with Dr. Bombay,
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and he'll fix
whatever's wrong with me.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call Larry right now
and tell him to cancel.
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[♪♪]
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Come on. Let's groove.
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,568
There's no music.
260
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,570
There is now.
261
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:44,323
[GROOVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
262
00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:53,749
[BUSY SIGNAL BUZZES]
263
00:11:58,212 --> 00:12:00,673
I tried to get Larry,
but his line is busy.
264
00:12:00,673 --> 00:12:01,882
What are you doing?
265
00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:03,676
I think I'm dancing.
266
00:12:03,676 --> 00:12:05,928
[GROOVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
267
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:07,596
You can dance your way
out of here
268
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,973
and into the parking lot,
269
00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:11,100
and I'll call Larry
as soon as we get home.
270
00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:19,441
[GROOVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
271
00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:20,651
[MUSIC STOPS]
272
00:12:20,651 --> 00:12:21,860
That's it.
273
00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:25,072
Let's take five,
or maybe 10.
274
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:27,950
It stopped.
275
00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:30,786
Just as suddenly
as it started.
276
00:12:30,786 --> 00:12:33,372
I don't understand it.
277
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:35,040
Don't worry,
sweetheart.
278
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,459
I'll call Larry and get rid
of Mrs. Langley and her friend
279
00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:39,712
while you get in touch
with Dr. Bombay, and I'm sure--
280
00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,922
[CAR HORN HONKS]
281
00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:43,841
[♪♪]
282
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:51,015
Heh.
Uh, Mrs. Langley, right?
283
00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:52,683
When you're right, you're right.
284
00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:56,645
Why are they here an hour early?
285
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,772
To take me by surprise.
286
00:12:58,772 --> 00:13:03,110
It's an old female trick
used by old females.
287
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,530
Well, they're here,
288
00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,073
so let's just make
the best of it.
289
00:13:08,073 --> 00:13:10,200
Oh, Mrs. Langley.
How nice to see you.
290
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,994
I'd like you to meet
my wife, Samantha.
291
00:13:11,994 --> 00:13:13,662
Oh, how do you do?
How do you do?
292
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,040
And may I introduce
my co-chairman,
293
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,541
Mrs. Hunter.
Mrs. Hunter.
294
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:18,917
Nice to meet you.
So nice to know you.
295
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:21,295
I know
we're a little bit early,
296
00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:23,172
but I thought
you wouldn't mind.
297
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:25,382
Oh, no.
No, of course not.
298
00:13:25,382 --> 00:13:26,842
Please,
come right in.
299
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:29,011
[♪♪]
300
00:13:33,849 --> 00:13:35,184
Please, ladies,
301
00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:37,686
uh, do go in and
make yourselves comfortable.
302
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,064
Uh, could I fix
you ladies a cocktail?
303
00:13:40,064 --> 00:13:41,273
A cocktail?
304
00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:42,608
[SCOFFS]
305
00:13:42,608 --> 00:13:44,651
Well, hardly in the middle
of the day. Thank you.
306
00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:47,029
Sweetheart,
it's earlier than you think.
307
00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:49,198
I think it's later
than I think.
308
00:13:49,198 --> 00:13:51,992
Please, please. Won't you go in
and make yourselves comfortable?
309
00:13:51,992 --> 00:13:54,244
And, um, I'll start
the refreshments.
310
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:55,454
I'll help you, honey.
311
00:13:55,454 --> 00:13:56,789
[♪♪]
312
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,502
Uh-oh. It's Hermione.
313
00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:03,295
Who's Hermione?
314
00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:04,421
My wife.
315
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,802
You are a rat.
316
00:14:09,802 --> 00:14:13,388
And that
is an insult to rats.
317
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:18,644
Serena, my dear,
you seem to be upset.
318
00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:20,104
I am.
319
00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:22,523
The beast didn't tell me
he was married.
320
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:25,359
I hate men, all men.
321
00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:27,736
Sam, why are you being
so obstinate?
322
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,488
Don't you know
that there's something
323
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,697
radically wrong with you?
324
00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:32,241
Yes.
And I know what it is.
325
00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,659
You.
What?
326
00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:35,452
Oh, I-I'm sorry,
sweetheart.
327
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:37,246
I-I guess I'm upset.
328
00:14:37,246 --> 00:14:40,582
Being a man,
you wouldn't understand.
329
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,793
You're beginning
to bug me.
330
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:44,753
And I don't know why.
331
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,421
Well-- Well, I do.
332
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:47,756
Whatever is wrong with you
333
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,383
is probably a spell
of your mother's.
334
00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:53,762
Spell or no spell,
you're bugging me.
335
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,889
[♪♪]
336
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:02,813
[♪♪]
337
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,773
I'm sorry it took so long.
338
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,817
But that's what happens
when men
339
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:08,527
decide to help out
in the kitchen.
340
00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:10,904
[DOORBELL RINGS]
341
00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,824
Well, answer the door,
will you?
342
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:18,203
At least they're good
for something.
343
00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:21,582
Hi, Darrin.
Oh, Larry, what are you--?
344
00:15:21,582 --> 00:15:23,834
I just came by to keep you
company when the ladies get--
345
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,504
Oh, they're here already.
346
00:15:27,504 --> 00:15:30,549
Yes. They sort of caught us
by surprise.
347
00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:31,800
How are you, Mrs. Langley?
348
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,635
Mrs. Hunter, nice to see you.
349
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,970
Mr. Tate.
Hello.
350
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,972
Oh, don't pay any attention
to me, ladies.
351
00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:39,099
I just came by
to keep Darrin company.
352
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,185
How are things going?
353
00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:44,980
We haven't started yet,
and you're not helping.
354
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,774
I beg your pardon?
355
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,986
Tsk. Men are such a drag,
aren't they?
356
00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:52,988
They can be.
357
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:55,866
Mrs. Stephens has a very
special sense of humor.
358
00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:57,284
[LAUGHING]
It takes a little
359
00:15:57,284 --> 00:15:58,994
getting used to,
but it's worth it.
360
00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,913
I'm sure.
361
00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,457
Mr. Stephens,
the purpose of our visit
362
00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:06,710
was to get to know
Mrs. Stephens. So...
363
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,087
In other words, get lost.
364
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:14,509
Sure.
365
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,595
[♪♪]
366
00:16:16,595 --> 00:16:18,764
Now, where were we?
367
00:16:18,764 --> 00:16:20,557
What's she mad about?
368
00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:21,975
Oh, yeah, she's not mad.
369
00:16:21,975 --> 00:16:25,812
Uh, when she gets nervous,
she just sounds mad.
370
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,731
Oh, boy, what have you got
for a hangover?
371
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:29,900
How about a bicarb?
372
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,904
This is a hangover
I'm trying to get.
373
00:16:33,904 --> 00:16:36,323
[♪♪]
374
00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:38,909
Oh, my goodness.
375
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:40,202
Oh, excuse me, ladies.
376
00:16:40,202 --> 00:16:43,038
Uh, my canapés are burning.
377
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,501
Oh.
378
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:48,502
[SNIFFLING]
379
00:16:48,502 --> 00:16:49,920
You really surprise me,
Serena.
380
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,464
[SOBBING]
Crying because a silly warlock
381
00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:54,132
ran out on you?
382
00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,885
I'm not crying
because he ran out on me.
383
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,387
Then why are you?
384
00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:00,222
Because
385
00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:04,268
now I don't have anything
to do this afternoon.
386
00:17:04,268 --> 00:17:05,477
[SOBS]
387
00:17:05,477 --> 00:17:07,062
Oh, thank you.
388
00:17:07,062 --> 00:17:09,231
I-I'm-- I'm afraid
they're a little scorched.
389
00:17:09,231 --> 00:17:12,401
It's the first time
it's happened. Uh...
390
00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:15,404
It makes me so angry
I could cry.
391
00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:19,157
Oh, but, my dear,
they're not that scorched.
392
00:17:19,157 --> 00:17:23,537
Oh, why, you can barely tell
that they're burnt.
393
00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:25,247
[SOBS]
394
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,331
[SNIFFLES]
395
00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:28,542
Now what's
the matter with her?
396
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,835
Well, she, uh--
397
00:17:29,835 --> 00:17:32,504
It must be her hay fever.
398
00:17:32,504 --> 00:17:34,840
I never knew
Sam had hay fever.
399
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,091
Well, you know Sam.
400
00:17:36,091 --> 00:17:39,052
She hates to brag. Heh.
401
00:17:39,052 --> 00:17:41,972
I think I'd better have
another one of these.
402
00:17:41,972 --> 00:17:44,975
Oh, stop sniveling
this instant.
403
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,603
You're spoiling everything.
404
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:48,895
What am I spoiling?
405
00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,105
[SCOFFS]
406
00:17:50,105 --> 00:17:51,481
None of your business.
407
00:17:51,481 --> 00:17:52,566
[SOBS]
408
00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:54,318
But you need something
to cheer you up.
409
00:17:54,318 --> 00:17:55,652
Ah.
410
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:59,656
Drink this, and it will
change your whole outlook.
411
00:17:59,656 --> 00:18:01,742
It will?
Mm-hm.
412
00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:04,411
One drink, and look out.
413
00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:05,620
[SNIFFS]
414
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,788
Sounds groovy.
415
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:07,998
[SNIFFS]
416
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:09,708
[♪♪]
417
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:14,629
Mm!
418
00:18:14,629 --> 00:18:16,590
It's not bad.
419
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,717
What is it?
420
00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:21,011
Witches' Joy Juice.
421
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,014
I never heard of it.
422
00:18:24,014 --> 00:18:25,724
Well, that's because
I just made it up.
423
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,392
[♪♪]
424
00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:31,313
You know,
425
00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:34,191
you've been very good to me,
426
00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:38,111
and I'd like to thank you both.
427
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:43,200
Tabitha.
What an odd name.
428
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,618
Is that Scandinavian?
429
00:18:48,163 --> 00:18:51,375
No. It's international.
430
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:54,795
Oh, were you born abroad
by any chance?
431
00:18:54,795 --> 00:18:56,004
Huh?
432
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,172
Oh.
433
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:59,424
Heh-heh.
No. A-Actually, I--
434
00:18:59,424 --> 00:19:01,051
Why do you wanna know
where I was born?
435
00:19:01,051 --> 00:19:03,178
That's no way
to judge a person.
436
00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:04,971
Oh, well, of course not.
437
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,681
We only asked because--
438
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:10,644
Because you don't accept
foreign-born members, right?
439
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:12,562
That is not true.
440
00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:15,148
We have one member
from Brooklyn.
441
00:19:15,148 --> 00:19:17,943
Oh, is that a fact?
442
00:19:17,943 --> 00:19:19,277
Whoopee!
443
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:20,570
I beg your pardon?
444
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,531
Well, if a member
from Brooklyn
445
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:27,077
doesn't deserve
a "whoopee," who does?
446
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,079
Hi.
447
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:30,580
[CLEARS THROAT]
448
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,293
Now what's the matter
with her?
449
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:38,880
Well, uh,
w-when Sam gets nervous
450
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,674
and then starts sounding mad,
451
00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,260
she usually takes
a little nip or two
452
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,137
to give her confidence.
453
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:48,849
This stuff sure does
cheer you up.
454
00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:50,267
[♪♪♪]
455
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,270
I think you're happy enough.
456
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,564
Oh, auntie.
457
00:19:55,564 --> 00:19:57,023
[LAUGHS]
458
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,025
Have another burnt offering.
459
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:01,194
Ooh! Ha-ha!
Whoopsie-daisy.
460
00:20:01,194 --> 00:20:04,156
No, no, no, no. Leave them
for the mice. Ha-ha.
461
00:20:04,156 --> 00:20:08,243
Just a little whimsy
to liven up the party.
462
00:20:08,243 --> 00:20:09,744
Darrin,
do something, quick.
463
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,663
Or we'll lose
the Langley account.
464
00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:13,123
And we don't even
have it yet.
465
00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:14,541
What can I do?
466
00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:15,750
I don't know.
467
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,918
Yell "fire."
468
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,753
Anything.
469
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,630
Perhaps we should have given
Mrs. Stephens
470
00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:22,382
a little more notice.
471
00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:24,217
Uh, we seem to have caught her
at a bad time.
472
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,928
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, no. Not at all.
473
00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:30,515
Anytime would have been
a bad time.
474
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:33,268
Say, where did you
get that hat?
475
00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:35,770
Oh, uh, do you like it?
476
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,022
Nope.
477
00:20:37,022 --> 00:20:40,233
I just wanna make sure
I stay out of that store.
478
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,818
I think
we should be leaving.
479
00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:43,153
Oh, there's an idea.
480
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,406
Whoop. Hee-hee.
481
00:20:46,406 --> 00:20:49,284
[♪♪]
482
00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:50,702
You're not
leaving already?
483
00:20:50,702 --> 00:20:52,120
We really must go.
484
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,455
Oh, no.
Please stay.
485
00:20:53,455 --> 00:20:54,998
You're entitled
to an explanation,
486
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:56,666
and I'm going
to give it to you,
487
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,460
just as soon as I find out
what it is.
488
00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,711
Excuse us
just a minute.
489
00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:01,296
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Mrs. Hunter,
490
00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:03,215
please come back
and sit down. You--
491
00:21:03,215 --> 00:21:05,133
Samantha's not really
herself today.
492
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:08,970
But I-I-I'm sure in no time,
we'll find out--
493
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,014
Uh, s-sit down.
494
00:21:11,014 --> 00:21:12,682
[♪♪]
495
00:21:12,682 --> 00:21:15,852
Samantha, what the devil
is going on?
496
00:21:15,852 --> 00:21:17,729
Don't ask me.
Ask the devil.
497
00:21:17,729 --> 00:21:19,147
[LAUGHS]
498
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,900
Or his closest relative,
who happens to be your mother.
499
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,318
Ooh.
500
00:21:23,318 --> 00:21:25,445
I think there's no reason
to wait longer.
501
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,197
I'm afraid I found out
more than I want to.
502
00:21:27,197 --> 00:21:29,574
Uh, Mrs. Langley, please.
Uh, l-ladies,
503
00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:31,868
I-I'm sure if you-- If you'll
just wait for just a second--
504
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:34,496
Mrs. Langley. Mrs. Langley,
I promised you an explanation,
505
00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:36,039
and I think
I-I finally have it.
506
00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:37,332
Yes?
507
00:21:37,332 --> 00:21:39,960
The only problem is
how to explain it.
508
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,836
Oh,
please don't bother.
509
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,172
Mr. Langley is going to be
very disappointed.
510
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,382
Tsk.
511
00:21:45,382 --> 00:21:47,133
That's too bad.
512
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,094
But I bet he won't be
half as disappointed
513
00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:53,181
as Mr. Bigelow was when
Mr. Langley got rid of him.
514
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,724
When I tell Mr. Langley
515
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:57,727
about this outrageous
interview--
516
00:21:57,727 --> 00:22:00,188
That's what you get
for dropping in early
517
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,439
and snooping on people.
518
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:03,149
Outrageous interviews.
519
00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,693
Ha-ha.
520
00:22:04,693 --> 00:22:10,532
I suppose you know
what this means.
521
00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:13,326
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Darrin's just an employee.
522
00:22:13,326 --> 00:22:15,203
I'm the president
of McMann & Tate.
523
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,913
[♪♪]
524
00:22:18,957 --> 00:22:20,750
Peekaboo.
525
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:24,337
I suppose you know
what this means.
526
00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:26,798
I sure do.
527
00:22:26,798 --> 00:22:28,300
Whoopee!
528
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,552
[LAUGHING]
529
00:22:30,552 --> 00:22:31,636
Ooh, my.
530
00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:34,180
Ha-ha.
Ooh, the Kickapoo Joy Juice.
531
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,557
[♪♪]
532
00:22:38,018 --> 00:22:39,728
[♪♪]
533
00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:46,735
I have a wonderful idea
for your mother.
534
00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:47,861
What's that?
535
00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:50,280
She should be sent
to a psychiatrist,
536
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,073
if witches have
such a thing.
537
00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:53,408
They don't.
538
00:22:53,408 --> 00:22:55,452
Then they should invent one
just for her.
539
00:22:55,452 --> 00:22:56,995
Oh, will you calm down?
540
00:22:56,995 --> 00:22:59,581
She came back and took
the spell off me, didn't she?
541
00:22:59,581 --> 00:23:01,750
Hm. That was swell of her.
542
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:04,753
After I lost
the Langley account.
543
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:06,713
You do realize
you're talking to a man
544
00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:08,840
who's going to have to find
a new job?
545
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,260
Well, maybe it's time
for a change.
546
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,596
Yeah, of wives.
547
00:23:14,596 --> 00:23:16,222
Darrin.
548
00:23:16,222 --> 00:23:17,974
[DOORBELL RINGS]
549
00:23:17,974 --> 00:23:19,851
[♪♪]
550
00:23:21,853 --> 00:23:23,438
Hi, Darrin.
551
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:25,273
I thought you and I
weren't speaking.
552
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,108
[LAUGHS]
553
00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:28,485
Where's your sense of humor?
554
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:29,944
When I said you were fired,
555
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:32,113
you didn't think
I meant you were fired?
556
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:33,323
What did you mean?
557
00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:34,532
Hi, Sam.
558
00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:36,117
Wait till you hear.
559
00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:37,285
Hear what?
560
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,953
I just heard it on the radio.
561
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:40,955
The swindle that Langley pulled
to get Bigelow
562
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:43,667
out of the company
will be front-page stuff.
563
00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,294
And our being involved
with him at a time like this
564
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:47,962
could--
Could have ruined us.
565
00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:50,882
That's what I call luck.
566
00:23:50,882 --> 00:23:53,051
What makes you think
it was luck?
567
00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:55,637
Hm?
568
00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:58,807
I told you
we should have told him.
569
00:23:58,807 --> 00:23:59,933
Told him what?
570
00:23:59,933 --> 00:24:01,810
Why I put on
that little performance
571
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:02,936
for the ladies.
572
00:24:02,936 --> 00:24:05,438
You mean you knew
about Langley?
573
00:24:05,438 --> 00:24:06,856
But how?
574
00:24:08,024 --> 00:24:11,236
Well, uh, Sam didn't,
uh, really know.
575
00:24:11,236 --> 00:24:13,863
She just had a, uh,
premonition.
576
00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:15,490
A premonition?
577
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:18,493
Come on, Sam, tell me the truth.
578
00:24:18,493 --> 00:24:19,911
How did you find out about it?
579
00:24:21,788 --> 00:24:24,666
Larry, uh,
don't tell anybody,
580
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:28,670
but I'm married to a witch.
581
00:24:30,255 --> 00:24:32,382
[LAUGHING]
582
00:24:37,679 --> 00:24:38,930
A premonition, huh?
583
00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:42,016
Now, let's have
a drink on it.
584
00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:43,935
[♪♪]
585
00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:48,690
[♪♪]
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