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Darrin, what are you doing?
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I'm reading some reports.
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Then why do you keep
going like this?
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Because I know upstairs,
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my daughter is playing
with your mother.
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So?
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So I'm nervous.
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It's too quiet.
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I think they're finger-painting.
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With whose fingers?
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What does that mean?
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Uh, Picasso's?
Rembrandt's?
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You don't think Endora
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would finger-paint
with her own fingers?
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She absolutely
possibly might.
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Or maybe
they're not there.
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Maybe that's why
they're so quiet.
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Maybe they flew over
to the Venice Film Festival.
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Darrin, aren't you late
for your golf game?
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I don't have a golf game.
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How about tennis?
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[TABATHA SPEAKS
INDISTINCTLY]
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Tabatha would like to show you
her finger-painting.
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There, you see?
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It's an original
Van Gogh.
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What did I
tell you?
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Get rid of it.
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You could sell it
for lots of money.
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That's just the point.
Get rid of it.
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Oh, Durwood, really.
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You're such a--
Such a mortal.
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Mother.
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Oh, very well.
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That's peculiar.
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Samantha, you try.
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Oh.
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Mother,
are you all right?
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Can I answer
that question?
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Darrin...
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I feel perfectly fine.
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I'm going to change.
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I'm late for a cocktail party
in Monaco.
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Tabatha, bye-bye.
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Grandmama will see you
next week.
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Fly carefully.
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That is peculiar.
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Oh, Samantha! Samantha,
I seem to be grounded.
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You probably have
a sticky valve.
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That happens with older engines.
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Darrin, this could be serious.
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Perhaps it's the atmosphere.
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Samantha, you try popping out.
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Oh.
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No. No, it's you.
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Mother, you have
a pooped popper.
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I've completely lost me powers.
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Oh, Mother!
Well, I can't believe it.
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Neither can I.
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[???]
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How do you feel?
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How would you feel if you
suddenly mysteriously
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lost your powers?
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Well...
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I'd feel wonderful.
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You don't have any powers.
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He means he'd feel wonderful
if I didn't either.
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Correct.
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Mother, don't you have any idea
what could have caused this?
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No.
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You haven't been around
any black Peruvian roses?
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I haven't even been around
a Peruvian.
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And you haven't been mixing
eye of newt with oysters?
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Did you fly backwards
with one eye shut,
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past a warlock with six warts
on his nose?
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Darrin, that's not funny.
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Mother.
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What?
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It must be
something serious.
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Please, let me call
the doctor.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'd be too embarrassed.
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Just let me
lie here quietly.
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I'll see how
I am tomorrow.
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Um, excuse me.
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I want to talk to Darrin alone
for a minute.
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Darrin, w-would
it be all right
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if Mother stays
here overnight?
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No.
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Oh, please.
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I'm worried about her.
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Why can't she go home?
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You can't get there
from here.
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I mean, without,
you know...
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Mm.
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Why can't she go
to a hotel?
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Oh, Darrin, she's afraid
to be alone.
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Well, I can tell.
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Please?
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Okay.
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But one night only.
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Yeah, mm-hm.
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Come on. Come on!
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Mother...
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Mm.
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Darrin insists
that you spend the night.
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I'll bet.
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All right, you bet, while I
get you another cold towel.
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Abner, come over and look
at Mrs. Stephens' mother.
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Abner!
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Abner!
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Yes, my love?
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Tabatha Stephens
just made a newspaper
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fly through the air
like it had wings.
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Do you know what
that proves?
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Mm-hm.
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News travels fast.
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I hoped a good night's rest
would cure you.
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So did I.
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Now shall we call the doctor?
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I'll think about it.
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Did she get her
powers back?
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No, she did not.
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Oh, that's
a darn shame.
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How's my little
sweetheart?
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Fine.
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Excuse me.
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What's that?
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Cereal.
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For breakfast?
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Don't you like it?
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No.
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I always have fried
raven's eggs, over easy.
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Then you go right ahead
and whip 'em up.
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Darrin, don't be cruel.
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Samantha...
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Won't you twitch up some
raven's eggs for your mother?
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Sorry, Sam knows
the rules.
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I forbid witchcraft
in this house.
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Tyrant.
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Mother...
What?
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While I butter the toast,
why don't you pour the coffee.
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Oh, certainly.
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Shucks.
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I guess you'll just have
to pour it by hand.
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Oh, it's heavy.
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Oh.
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Thanks for trying.
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Mother...
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Yes, darling?
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I hate to be a nag, but you
really should see a doctor.
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Oh.
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Darrin, don't you think Mother
should see a doctor?
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I've always thought that.
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Fine, I wouldn't want to do this
without your approval.
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Samantha, you plucked me
right off me dolphin,
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and I was winning
the race.
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Sam, you tricked me.
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I thought you were talking about
a legitimate doctor.
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I beg your pardon?
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Hello, Dr. Bombay.
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Hello, Endora.
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I trust you have a superb reason
for interrupting me?
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Yes, Dr. Bombay.
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Mother seems to have
lost her powers.
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Endora?
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SAMANTHA:
I'm afraid so.
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Why, it seems to me only
a few week ago
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that you were suffering
a loss of your power, Samantha.
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This family is getting
into a rut.
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When did it happen?
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Yesterday.
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And where does it hurt?
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No place.
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Just in the pride.
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I'd better give you
a complete checkup.
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My wife's family doctor.
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He's just our
general practitioner.
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You should see
our specialists.
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What's he doing?
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He's listening
to her foot.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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Hm. Ahem.
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The uh, family may come in now.
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Well, I've examined the patient
from head to foot,
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and I've made
my diagnosis.
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What is it?
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Endora, you are suffering
from an allergy.
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To what?
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To birds.
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Birds?
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To birds?
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DR. BOMBAY:
The medical facts are obvious.
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She has lost her powers
of witchcraft,
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due to changes in her
occult metabolism,
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caused by contact with
a particular kind of a bird.
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What kind of bird?
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That's the puzzling part.
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Endora has been in contact with
the rare Macedonian Dodo bird.
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But a Macedonian Dodo bird
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has been extinct
for millions of years.
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That's not the point.
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The point is, you have run into
a rare Macedonian Dodo bird,
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and the encounter
has rendered you powerless.
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Dr. Bombay...
Yes?
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If Mother had come in contact
w-with the Macedonian Dodo,
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wouldn't she
have noticed it?
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Not necessarily.
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It could have sneaked up
on her from behind.
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Uh, can you cure her?
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Instantly.
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As soon as you
produce the bird.
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What for?
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We must pluck a feather
from the guilty bird's tail
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to use as an ingredient
in the potion.
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SAMANTHA:
possibly find the feather
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when we don't even know
where to find the bird?
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Well I can't
answer that, can I?
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I'm a doctor,
not a miracle worker.
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Since when?
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Darrin, please.
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And what happens
in the meantime?
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That's an interesting
subject.
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In many cases of allergy,
the victims powers
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go off into limbo,
and they float there.
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Unless...
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Uh, unless what?
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Unless by magnetic
polarization
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those forces attach themselves
to some other witch or warlock
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whose own powers
are, uh, dwindling.
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ENDORA:
Dr. Bombay, do you mean to say
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that a perfect stranger
could acquire my powers?
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Not a stranger.
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No, it would have to be
a relative.
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Well, I must be off.
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Let me know
if something comes up.
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A relative...whose powers
are dwindling.
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Well, the only one
I can think of is--
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[RUMBLING]
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Aunt Clara.
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Hi there.
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Oh! Ha, ha.
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Oh, I just had to fly over
to show you.
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Show us what?
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Oh, the many things
I haven't been able to do
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in all these years.
Ha, ha.
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Uh, like this.
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Duck's down and lettuce
Present form, forget us
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[SQUAWKING]
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Aunt Clara,
change Mother back.
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Oh, yes, of course, dear.
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I was merely demonstrating
my new power.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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I am me
And you now...
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Are you!
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Clara, you will live
to regret this moment.
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SAMANTHA:
Careful, Mother.
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Let's not make
her angry.
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No, watch it.
And watch this.
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Weebus, warbus
Tootles, flick
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Flick
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Eat all this
And you'll be sick.
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Oh, excellent, Arturo.
Excellent.
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Excellent,
my foot.
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Get that stuff
out of here.
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But we're having a celebration.
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This is a party.
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Oh, uh, let's start
with the pté de foie gras...
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Durwood, help me.
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What did you say?
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I said,
Durwood, help me.
271
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,030
You'd think if you wanted me
to help you,
272
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,000
you'd use my correct name.
273
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,220
Oh, I'm sorry.
274
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,200
What was it again?
275
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,040
Darrin.
276
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,040
Oh, yes.
277
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,160
Well...I'll try.
278
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,210
Straighten my pillow.
279
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,210
Turn it around
the other way.
280
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:16,000
That's right, there.
Yeah, that's better.
281
00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,190
Dennis...
282
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:29,110
...where's Tabatha?
283
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,140
She's upstairs playing.
284
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,130
Well, I want her to play here.
285
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,210
She's been playing in her room
all morning.
286
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,210
I thought Samantha was going
to make me some cocoa.
287
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,000
I'll see what's keeping her.
288
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,140
Sam, your mother
is driving me crazy.
289
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,170
She is?
290
00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,140
She acts as if
she's totally helpless.
291
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,140
By her standards,
she is.
292
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:03,030
Uh, darling,
do me a favor.
293
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,170
Take this out to her.
I have to make a call.
294
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,200
[GROANS]
295
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,000
Aunt Clara?
296
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,210
Oh! Oh, my.
297
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
I just had lunch
in H-- Holland.
298
00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,180
So I see.
299
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,210
I'm having dinner
in Mexico.
300
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,140
Well, so I see.
301
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,020
Uh, it's very attractive,
302
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:37,110
but Aunt Clara, I want to talk
to you about Mother.
303
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:40,030
Oh, well, uh,
just a minute.
304
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,140
I'm a quick-change artist.
305
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:49,170
Well, I'm glad to see you're
enjoying yourself, Aunt Clara.
306
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,010
But-- But about Mother.
307
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,230
Now, I'm sorry
about Endora,
308
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:58,150
but I'm a swinger
and I like to swing.
309
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,150
Yes, uh, I understand,
but...
310
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:04,150
I didn't steal her powers.
311
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,180
Until you told me, I had
no idea where they came from.
312
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,180
Well, now, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
313
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,210
You sure?
314
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
With her temper?
315
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,030
Heh. I wouldn't dare.
316
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,020
Okay, Aunt Clara.
317
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,020
You're clean.
318
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,210
Oh, may I go now?
319
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,210
Yes.
320
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Oh. Uh--
321
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:26,000
Oh, it's such a nice day.
322
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,030
I think I'll go sailing.
323
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:35,110
[SNORES, GRUMBLES]
324
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,200
[GASPS]
325
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,150
Abner! Abner!
326
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,030
Wake up, wake up!
327
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,230
What? Wha--?
What do you want?
328
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:49,150
Our-- Our street has turned
into a harbor.
329
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,180
[BOAT HORN HONKING]
330
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,140
[BOAT HORN HONKING]
331
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,130
Come, Abner.
332
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,190
[GROANS]
333
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,160
That was a good one, Gladys.
334
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,140
Be sure and tell
the psychiatrist about it
335
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,140
when you see him.
336
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,230
What psychiatrist?
337
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:21,020
The one I'm going
to send you to.
338
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,030
There you go.
Thanks, honey.
339
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,050
Oh, cute.
340
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,050
Is Tabatha still
in her room?
341
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,210
Uh-huh.
342
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,180
What's the big
attraction there?
343
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:35,210
Privacy.
344
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,140
You meant that
as an insult, didn't you?
345
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,030
No, Mother,
he didn't mean--
346
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,030
ENDORA: He hates me.
347
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,170
Mother, he doesn't hate you.
348
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,170
Do you, Darrin?
349
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,170
He does too!
350
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:54,030
I'll have to live out my life
in a climate of hatred.
351
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:57,000
What do you mean,
live out your life?
352
00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,200
Have you forgotten?
353
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:02,170
I'm not leaving this house
without me powers.
354
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,130
I never agreed to that.
355
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,150
I only agreed to last night.
356
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,160
Come sundown, I call you a cab.
357
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,190
Right?
358
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,030
Right?
359
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,190
Well...
360
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,110
Well, what?
361
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,110
Who--?
Who'd take care of her?
362
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,160
We could put her in a home
for senior citizens.
363
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:26,010
And when you're as senior
a citizen as she must be,
364
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,050
they're sure to give her
the best room in the house.
365
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,030
Darrin, you can't do that.
366
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,160
She's my mother.
367
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,220
And I'm your husband.
368
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:36,040
She could divorce you.
369
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,000
She could turn you
into a parakeet,
370
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,140
and we could keep you
in a cage.
371
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:44,150
Sweetheart, I thought you didn't
want me to practice witchcraft.
372
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,200
I'll make an exception.
373
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:48,020
Because he hates me.
374
00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,020
Oh.
375
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,130
[WHIMPERS]
376
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,150
If she doesn't leave,
I will.
377
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,140
For how long?
378
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,210
I'll let you know.
379
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,210
Would you like a handkerchief?
380
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,170
No, thank you.
381
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,140
Just go upstairs
and pack his bags.
382
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,110
Mother, I'm not planning
to divorce him.
383
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,110
Oh, very well.
384
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,030
It was a passing thought.
385
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:31,030
The fault resides
in man's inhumanity to man.
386
00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:36,180
Take, for instance, the field
of international water...
387
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,210
polo.
388
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:47,000
Hey, bartender,
what happened to the drunk?
389
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,210
Samantha, I demand
a good explanation.
390
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,120
Sweetheart, I think we've
discovered a way of getting
391
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,140
Mother's powers back
so she can leave.
392
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,160
That's good enough.
393
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,200
I needed you here so that we
could reenact
394
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,030
the events
of yesterday morning
395
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,200
prior to Mother losing
her powers.
396
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:09,120
Macedonian Dodos can't have
anything to do with it.
397
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:11,180
Come on, let's all go
to the nursery.
398
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,150
[SQUAWKING]
399
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,030
[GASPS]
400
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,000
What's that?
401
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,210
That's a Macedonian Dodo.
Oh!
402
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,030
Bobby, I told you
to stay in my room.
403
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:29,130
Uh, Tabatha, who is Bobby?
404
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,030
He's Bobby the bird.
405
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,010
Where did you get him?
406
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,110
I made him up.
407
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,140
Ou-- Out of one
of your picture books?
408
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,200
Oh, if I weren't so relieved
I'd be furious.
409
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
[SQUAWKS]
410
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,140
When did you do it?
Yesterday.
411
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:49,150
That's why she's been spending
so much time in her room.
412
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,230
That's where I came
in contact with it.
413
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,000
She must have hidden it
in the closet.
414
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,150
Did you?
415
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,210
Oh, Tabatha.
416
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,020
I guess we owe
Dr. Bombay an apology.
417
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:08,030
Samantha, this time you've
plucked me off me porpoise.
418
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:13,030
Dr. Bombay,
you were right.
419
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,030
A Macedonian Dodo bird.
420
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,140
[GRUNTS]
421
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,170
[QUACKS]
422
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,170
Ah!
423
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,170
Yes, a baby
Macedonian Dodo bird.
424
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,000
Baby?!
425
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,140
Yes, indeed.
426
00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:28,170
One of the species directly
related to the giant Auk.
427
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,030
[QUACKS]
428
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,210
A-ha! Now the solution
is simple.
429
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,150
[QUACKING]
430
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:45,110
[QUACKS LOUDLY]
431
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,190
Here, chup, chup,
chup, chup.
432
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,140
Chup, chup, chup, chup.
433
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:51,000
Chup, chup,
chup, chup,
434
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,210
chup, chup, chup, chup.
435
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:55,170
[SQUAWKS]
436
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,010
Stirring gently,
so as not to bruise...
437
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,120
Drink this.
438
00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:37,110
I'm cured.
439
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,110
Splendid.
440
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:40,130
I'll pop back
to me porpoise.
441
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:43,140
CLARA:
Help!
442
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,170
Aunt Clara?
443
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Where are you?
444
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
CLARA:
I'm on the roof.
445
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,230
Excuse me.
446
00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:01,030
Oh, I-- I was flying back
from the yacht races and--
447
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:04,000
And my engine conked out.
448
00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,150
Oh, Aunt Clara,
449
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:08,180
I'm afraid your moment
of infinite glory is over.
450
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,210
[SCREAMS]
451
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:19,110
Gladys, you sure pick
strange places to get romantic.
452
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,120
You miss Bobby the bird?
453
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,120
Yes.
454
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,140
Aw...
455
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,160
Well, maybe if you're
very, very good,
456
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:32,200
I'll let him come
to your birthday party.
457
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,010
You will not.
458
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,040
How come that bird
had no effect on you?
459
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,050
I don't know.
460
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,190
I guess I'm just immune
to Macedonian Dodos.
461
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,130
Darrin, would you be happy
if something were to happen
462
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,000
and I lost my powers?
463
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:51,030
That's a very
difficult question.
464
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,180
With a very
simple answer.
465
00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:56,020
I love you, and I don't want you
to change one bit.
466
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:59,000
You just stay
as wonderful as you are.
467
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,030
You looking forward
to a nice, quiet weekend?
468
00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:03,190
I certainly am.
469
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,200
Hello, Samantha,
darling.
470
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,170
Tweety-weety,
Tabatha.
471
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,170
Hello, Endora.
How are you?
472
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,030
I'm not speaking
toyou.
473
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,200
That's a step
in the right direction.
474
00:24:14,230 --> 00:24:16,140
Your treatment of me
475
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:20,000
in my recent period
of indisposition
476
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,150
is unforgivable.
477
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,190
And, might I add,
478
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,020
typical.
479
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:31,140
Endora, please forgive
my lack of understanding.
480
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:34,030
I'll do anything you ask
to make up for my poor behavior.
481
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,000
Why are you so gracious?
482
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:38,000
Oh, I don't know.
483
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:39,030
I do.
484
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,110
Why?
485
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,000
He saw what it was
like to have you
486
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:45,030
as a normal,
mortal mother-in-law,
487
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:48,000
and he decided he'd rather
have you as a witch.
488
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,170
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