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ENDORA:
Follow me.
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Follow me.
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Mother, would you please
stop bouncing around
like Tinker Bell
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and tell me
what all this is about?
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Samantha,
come here and sit down.
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Samantha, your Aunt Clara
is in trouble.
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Well, what’s unusual
about that?
My dear, I am serious.
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We all spent the weekend
at lady Montague’s castle
in Scotland,
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and, my dear,
it was
positively embarrassing.
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Your Aunt Clara made
one devastating move
after another.
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So Hagatha and Enchantra
and I decided
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that she’d reached the point
where she should be made
Earthbound.
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(GASPS)
So we’re going to put her
on trial.
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No!
Or she may have
the witch’s alternative
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of turning herself
into an inanimate object,
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like a salad bowl or a lamp
or a tea kettle
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or whatever.
Something that’s useful.
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Well, I think this whole thing
is unfair, unreasonable
and inhuman.
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Uh, I mean unwitchly.
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Well, I’m glad you feel
that way. It’ll make your job
a lot easier.
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Job?
Your Aunt Clara has chosen you
to be her defense attorney.
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(SHOUTS)
What?
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The court will convene here
at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
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Here?
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Judge Bean will preside.
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(WHISPERING)
Judge Bean?
See you then, darling.
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Oh, Mother,
please wait a minute.
Who decided that--
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Oh, come on. Now, why here?
Why here of all places?
Just tell me that.
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This is most unreasonable.
Samantha, what’s going on?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Honey, is breakfast ready?
You only have time for
a sip of coffee.
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What are you talking about?
It’s only 8:30.
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It’s later than you think.
Look.
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Holy cow!
Oh, me too.
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I’ve got a lot of work
to do.
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(KNOCKING)
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What was that?
What was what?
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It sounded like someone
at the back door.
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Oh,
you must be hearing things.
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Now you’re not
going to tell me
you didn’t hear that.
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I’m not?
I mean, I guess I’m not.
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It must be
the diaper service.
I better dash.
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Mm. Uh, you don’t
wanna be late.
I’ll see you tonight.
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Drive carefully.
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Now, who could be knocking
at the cellar door?
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As if I didn’t know. Hmm!
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Hi there, Aunt Clara.
Come on.
Oh!
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Oh. Whoo!
(CHUCKLING)
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Do you know that
one of your chimneys leads
to the furnace?
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Oh, dear!
(MUMBLING)
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Here, give me this.
Give me the brolly.
Oh, yes.
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I’ll clean you up.
Then you’ll feel better.
Oh, good.
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There!
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Oh! Oh, how nice!
You like it?
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Oh, thank you, dear.
Thank you.
Yes, you look lovely.
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Now come on, come on.
Sit down.
(MUMBLING)
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Sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.
You want some coffee?
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No, thanks.
All right.
Well, what’s new?
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Nothing. Oh, nothing.
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Oh, didn’t you
spend the weekend
at lady Montague’s castle?
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Oh, yes, yes.
I had a lovely time. Lovely.
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Except for one little
incident.
What was that?
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Well, I didn’t think
it was so awful,
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but the way everyone
was carrying on,
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you’d think
it was a disaster.
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What happened?
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Well,
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uh, we went hunting
and I shot one of, uh,
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lady Montague’s dogs.
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Oh, how awful!
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Yeah, it was a disaster.
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Lady Montague
must have been terribly angry.
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No, no. She was furious.
And she said
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she couldn’t believe
that anyone’s aim could be
as poor as that.
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Did you apologize?
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Oh, certainly not.
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I told her my
aim was perfect,
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and she should have told me
we were hunting for birds.
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Aw, poor Aunt Clara.
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Well... Maybe
I should be Earthbound.
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Well, who said anything
about that?
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Well, what I want to say
is that I--
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Clara, Samantha knows
about the trial.
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Oh, she does, does she?
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Oh. Well, then I
won’t have to worry
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about how to bring up
the subject.
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Don’t you worry, Aunt Clara.
I’ll clear you of the charges.
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Thank you. Uh, well,
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now I think I’ll go
to the den and rest.
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Until the trial.
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ENDORA: Clara,
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why don’t you
pop into the den,
like a witch?
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All right.
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I will.
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Well, there certainly wasn’t
anything wrong with the way
she did that, was there?
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Wasn’t there?
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Well...
I certainly have my work
cut out for me, don’t I?
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Hello, Larry?
I’m here at the office,
and I...
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Well, I just happened
to get here a little early.
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Uh, that’s all.
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Remember that the next time
I ask for a raise.
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Anyway, I rushed out
of the house so fast,
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I forgot to take along
the Ganzer garage door file.
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Would you mind stopping
at my house and
picking it up?
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It’s in the bottom
right-hand drawer of my desk.
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Thanks a lot, Larry.
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Now... Aunt Clara, we have
to get to work
on your defense.
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What you need is a basic
refresher course. Stand up.
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Come on.
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First, the basic ABCs.
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Digital control.
See this pencil?
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Yeah.
Yeah, good. Now.
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I want you to levitate it
and put it in that drawer.
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Go ahead.
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Now, remember, concentrate.
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Take good aim.
Go on. Aim.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh, keep working, Aunt Clara.
I’ll be right back.
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Move!
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Good morning, Sam.
Uh, sorry to barge in
like this,
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but Darrin asked me to stop by
and get some papers
from his desk.
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Oh, Larry, it’s always
a pleasure to
have you barge in.
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(CLATTERING)
It’s right in the den.
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Samantha!
Uh, Samantha!
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Uh, you know my aunt.
Uh, Larry Tate, Aunt Clara.
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Aunt Clara.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes.
(MUMBLING)
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What are you looking for?
The desk!
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A desk?
Uh, yes, yes.
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(GASPS)
Oh, Aunt Clara,
get rid of it.
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Larry, I can’t tell you
how happy I am you came by.
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There’s something
very important
I’ve been meaning to ask you.
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Sure. What is it?
Well, it’s about Tabatha.
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What college do you feel
would be right for her?
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Uh, but she’s only
a year and a half old.
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Now, you papers and drawers,
you get back in there.
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And now you, desk,
no nonsense.
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You go back in the den
where you belong.
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(THUDDING)
(GASPS, MUMBLES)
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Sam, I really should get
the Ganzer papers and go.
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Oh, but, Larry, we haven’t
even discussed
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the eastern college
versus the western college.
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Well, I think it’s really
a matter of individual--
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♪ When the saints
when the saints
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♪ When the saints
come marching in
Aunt Clara.
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Uh, dear,
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uh, Mr. Tate hasn’t got time
to listen to your little song.
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He’s very busy,
and he needs those papers
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that are in Darrin’s desk.
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You mean the one
that’s back in the den?
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That’s it. Yes.
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Uh, in the den, Larry.
Help yourself.
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh! Oh.
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Samantha.
Mm-hmm.
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If you want to resign
as my defense counsel,
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I understand.
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If I were you--
Oh! Oh.
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You scared the life
out of me.
I’d take her up on that.
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No, mother.
I said I’d defend her,
and I meant it.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
(SCOFFS)
Well, it’s about time.
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(HONKING CONTINUES)
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Ladies.
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Judge.
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Thank you, judge, so much.
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Oh, Endora, dear.
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Enchantra!
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ENCHANTRA:
You poor dear, Clara.
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Sorry to be late.
We were caught in the eye
of a hurricane.
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Of course, Hagatha.
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Oh! Oh.
(LADIES CHATTERING)
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You found it.
Yes. Sam, you ought
to talk to Darrin
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about straightening out
that desk of his.
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I will, I will.
Oh, I had...
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I had one suggestion
about a college for Tabatha.
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Oh, really?
Well, I’m just dying to hear
it, some other time.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
That will be all, Macbeth.
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Did I hear a car
in there?
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A car?
In the living room?
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Sorry.
Battle fatigue, I guess.
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So long, Sam.
Bye.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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I don’t believe
you know my niece.
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Samantha,
this is His Honor, Judge Bean.
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Uh, how do you do?
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My honor, ma’am.
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You’re looking lovely,
Samantha.
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Thank you, mother.
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Let’s get this
show on the road.
I’ve a pressing engagement.
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Mother!
Oh, are we going to start
before we have tea?
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Be quiet.
Clara, are you ready?
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Now, now, just a minute.
I object.
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You can’t.
The trial hasn’t started yet.
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But you’ve made up
your minds already.
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This isn’t a trial.
It’s a witch hunt.
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(BOTH CACKLING)
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That’s very good, my dear.
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She’s very witty, isn’t she?
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Very.
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You don’t understand.
If we’re going
to have a trial,
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let’s have a fair one.
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Shall we begin, Your Honor?
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Very well.
Ladies, if you would stand.
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(THUNDERCLAP)
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Clara, if you please.
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Well, don’t dawdle!
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Oh, never mind!
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Hear ye, hear ye!
Witches’ coven, part one
is about to convene!
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All those having business
before this court, draw near
and ye shall be heard.
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Proceed!
The witches’ coven
v. Aunt Clara.
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Well, read the charges!
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"The coven charges
that the defendant
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"has repeatedly failed in
the practice of witchcraft,
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"and that, as a result,
she must be deprived
of all rights,
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"privileges and benefits
deriving from membership
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"in the witches’ community."
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Betty, I asked you to make
a copy of all the material
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in the folder that Mr. Tate
picked up at my house.
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You did?
These are my
income tax reports.
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That’s what was
in the folder?
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Marvelous.
I’ll just have to go home
and rummage through my desk.
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This concludes the case
for the prosecution.
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And a very good case, too.
(MUMBLES)
Aunt Clara.
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Well...
The defense may proceed.
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And please move
it along, dear.
You know I’m late.
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As far as I’m concerned,
I could hand down a decision
right now.
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Now, just a minute!
Well, the case
for the prosecution is...
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(CHUCKLES)
Pretty conclusive.
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Well, just what
have they proven?
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That Aunt Clara’s made a few
mistakes? Well, so what?
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Nobody’s perfect.
And I do not agree
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that just because someone
is getting on in years
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that they have outlived
their usefulness.
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00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,748
No. Now if you ban her
from our society,
235
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,651
which is what you’re trying
to do, it’ll be our loss,
236
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:56,355
because her kind of warmth
and compassion is very hard
to find.
237
00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,626
So, I move for a dismissal,
238
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,396
on the grounds of... Love.
239
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,732
Motion denied.
240
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,803
Well. Very well.
241
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,339
I guess
I’ll just have to prove
242
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,542
that Aunt Clara does have
all of her powers.
243
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,746
Excuse me, Your Honor.
244
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,052
Now first,
ordinary manipulation.
245
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,122
Aunt Clara,
make it come to you.
246
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:56,015
Now, perhaps we should
have Aunt Clara
conjure up something.
247
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,051
Let’s see. I wo--
(CAR APPROACHING)
248
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,520
Excuse me.
249
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:09,228
Let’s see how well you do
with Samantha gone.
250
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,464
What shall we have her
conjure up?
251
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,800
How about something
nice and cold?
I’m dying of thirst.
252
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,904
All right.
That sounds easy enough.
253
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,572
Mm, easy for you.
254
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,462
Yes? Oh, Darrin!
255
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,998
Uh, my key wouldn’t
open the door.
256
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,701
That’s because
I double-locked it.
257
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,237
But it opens the door
even when it’s double-locked.
258
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,806
Oh? Then I must have
triple-locked it.
259
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,842
Well,
do you mind if I come in?
260
00:17:56,842 --> 00:18:01,647
Yes. I mean, I just
decided to wax the front hall.
261
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,783
Oh, you mean you want me
to come in the back door.
262
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:07,153
No, no, no, no.
The kitchen floor
has just been waxed, too.
263
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,989
Honey, Larry picked up
the wrong papers.
264
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,558
I need the Ganzer
garage door account.
265
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:16,429
Oh! Well, you go around
to the den window.
I’ll get them for you.
266
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,065
It’s in the bottom
right-hand drawer of my desk.
267
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,633
Okay.
268
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,703
(GASPS)
269
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,140
What’s that?
270
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,176
Something nice and cold.
271
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:34,246
Oh, Aunt Clara, please,
wait until I get back.
272
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,817
(GASPS)
273
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,659
Would you like to try
for two out of three?
274
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,597
Uh, thank you.
Any special kind of drink?
275
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,933
Something tropical
would be nice.
276
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,837
Something tropical...
Coming up.
277
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,142
(CHUCKLES)
Here you are, sweetheart.
278
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,277
Thank you.
279
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,059
Oh! What was she trying for?
280
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,129
Something tropical,
in the way of a drink.
281
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,164
Well, it’s closer.
282
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,835
Sam... Sam!
283
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,337
These are the wrong papers!
284
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,172
I’ll be right back.
285
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,680
Darrin, what are you doing?
286
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,984
Sam, these are the bills
from Glazer’s garage.
287
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,788
I’ll get you the right ones.
Never mind.
I’ll get them myself.
288
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,857
Or has the carpet
just been waxed?
(LAUGHS)
289
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,593
I know why you don’t want
to let me in there.
You do?
290
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:58,597
Mm-hmm.
Finally, figured it out.
Ladies’ club, right?
291
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:02,334
Sort of.
Is it the committee
for the bazaar?
292
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,304
Oh, I’d certainly call them
a bizarre committee.
293
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,745
(BARKING)
294
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,616
(BARKING CONTINUES)
295
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,654
Baked Alaska?
296
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,400
Well, now that I’m back,
297
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,235
shall we try
one more thing?
298
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:41,440
You’re wasting your time.
The overwhelming weight
of the evidence is clear.
299
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,476
Yes, but--
Silence!
300
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,882
The accused will please rise
and face the court.
301
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,955
The court has
reached a verdict.
302
00:20:55,955 --> 00:21:00,126
(GASPS)
Poor dear Clara!
Clara, darling!
303
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,294
(BOTH CRYING)
304
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,701
(CRYING CONTINUES)
305
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,803
They usually cry
after the bazaar,
306
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,805
when they see how much
they’ve lost.
307
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:17,476
Oh, wouldn’t this
make you sick?
Let’s have the decision!
308
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:24,016
Beginning tomorrow morning
at daybreak,
309
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:28,654
you shall be... Earthbound!
310
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,359
Well, I’ll have
a lot of company, won’t I?
311
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,932
Well, I...
Must be going now. I--
312
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,736
Oh, no. Not yet, Aunt Clara.
Stay a while.
313
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,839
(SIGHS)
I’ll never get out of here.
314
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,641
Well!
315
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,745
(CHUCKLES)
No. Goodbye.
Goodbye, my dears.
316
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,919
DARRIN: Sam,
what happened to my desk?
It’s a mess!
317
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,156
Oh, uh, goodbye, everybody!
318
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,925
(THUNDERCLAP)
319
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:22,408
Yes, Darrin?
(STAMMERING)
Um, I...
320
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:26,412
I’d better be going.
321
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,514
Wait. Well,
where are you going?
322
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,816
Samantha, there comes a time
in a person’s life
323
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,419
when his health
takes precedence
over everything.
324
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,788
I’m... Going to lie down.
325
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,060
Aunt Clara,
you saved my life.
326
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,495
CLARA: Well, it was
very good, wasn’t it?
327
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:48,968
Thank you, dear.
Well, I just waved my arms
and everybody disappeared.
328
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,770
Yes!
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
329
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,313
So you see,
Darrin, there wasn’t
anything else I could do.
330
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,616
Well,
I had to help Aunt Clara.
331
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,684
But, as it turned out,
she helped herself.
332
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,486
Well, she didn’t do me
any good.
333
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:10,256
I’ve got a news flash for you,
Sam. People have been known
to crack up
334
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,893
under circumstances
a lot less weird than seeing
polar bears, dog sleds
335
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,295
and palm trees
in their living room.
336
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:19,231
Probably because
they’re weird prone.
337
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,233
Fortunately, you’re not.
338
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,037
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh. Excuse me.
339
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,713
Oh, uh...
340
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:36,915
Aunt Clara, why are you using
the front door?
341
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,851
Well,
I thought after last night
342
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,719
I’d better not
stretch my luck.
343
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,721
You don’t have anything
to worry about.
344
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,723
The judge
reversed his decision,
didn’t he?
345
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:46,725
Well, what choice
did he have?
346
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:50,763
After that magnificent piece
of witchcraft I came up with?
347
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,665
Uh, Aunt Clara.
Aunt Clara?
348
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,667
Just between you and me,
349
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,802
we both know
it was just a mistake.
350
00:23:56,802 --> 00:24:00,072
Was it?
Wasn’t it?
351
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,809
Samantha, now if Darrin
352
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,645
had been witnessing
that scene,
353
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,281
it would have been
very disastrous for you,
wouldn’t it?
354
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,417
Mm-hmm. Oh, yes.
355
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,719
Well, then,
you wouldn’t, uh,
356
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,722
let anything happen like that
to someone you love?
357
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,457
No.
358
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,660
So I waved.
You saw what happened.
359
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:25,497
Yes. Yes, Aunt Clara,
I certainly did.
360
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,300
And long may you wave.
361
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,469
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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