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SAMANTHA: Darrin?
Yeah?
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A cab just drove up.
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It must be
what’s-his-name,
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the friend of your
Great-Aunt Leticia’s
from Ireland.
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Jerry O’Toole?
Oh, no.
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What’s the matter?
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This is one morning
I can’t afford to be late
to the office.
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I hate to do this, honey,
but I’m gonna have to
sneak out the back door.
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Well, that’s not being
very hospitable.
But look at the time!
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Surely you can take just
a minute to say hello.
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You can’t say hello
to an Irishman in a minute.
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Now don’t fret, I’ll see him
when I get home tonight.
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Oh, all right.
He’s not my Great-Aunt
Leticia’s friend.
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Relax. I didn’t even remember
I had a Great-Aunt Leticia
until she wrote. Bye, honey.
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I should think
you’d be curious
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to meet someone
from Derrybrien.
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Not a bit.
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Oh! Sure and ya must be
Darrin, or my name isn’t
Gerry O’Toole.
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Gerry?
For Geraldine.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, it’s
a darlin’ home
you have.
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A darlin’ home.
Thank you.
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So you’re Darrin.
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Your great-aunt told me
what a darlin’ man
you were.
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Aw, she only said that
because it’s true.
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What? Oh, yeah.
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She’s got
a great sense of humor.
She’s a darlin’.
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Uh, how about
a cup of tea?
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Oh, no, no.
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I don’t want you
to go to any trouble
on my account.
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Oh, it’s no trouble.
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I’ll not be
a burden to ya.
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I want to be treated
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just like one
of the family
durin’ my stay.
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Oh, well, now,
Gerry, a cup of tea
certainly isn’t...
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Uh, how long are you
going to be able to stay?
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Well, just till
I get started.
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Started with what?
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Well, the first thing
I’d best be doin’
is finding myself a job.
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What sort of work
do you do, Gerry?
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Well, if I do
say so myself,
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I’m pretty good
at weaving.
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DARRIN: Maybe I can
find you something
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in the garment industry.
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Or you might even
get a job as a model.
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A model!
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Aw, sure you’re
playin’ games with me.
Isn’t he?
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Not yet.
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(YOWLING)
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Y-Y-You don’t have a cat
here in the house, now do ya?
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That’s the baby.
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The baby.
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Well, ain’t
that darlin’?
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You don’t like cats?
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That I don’t.
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The way they’re always
sneakin’ around
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and jumpin’ at you
when you least expect it.
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Honey, while
you’re taking care
of the baby,
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I’ll show Gerry
to the guest room.
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Oh, that’s
a marvelous idea.
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While Darrin’s
taking care
of the baby,
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I’ll show you
to the guest room.
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Mmm, I must say,
Samantha,
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it was
a wonderful dinner.
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Thank you, Gerry.
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Honey, you can’t
fix that.
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The hole’s this big.
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Well, I can always make
another sleeveless sweater
out of it.
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It’s too late.
Too late?
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I’m afraid I mended it
before dinner.
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Let me see, honey.
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Why, that’s about
the best reweaving job
I ever saw!
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Yes, it’s most unusual.
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Oh, my!
What a lovely garden
you have out there.
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W-Would you be
a darlin’
and show it to me?
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Well, sure.
Come on, honey.
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No, you two
darlings
go ahead.
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Well, I’ve heard of being
handy with a needle,
but this is ridiculous.
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And what’s even
more ridiculous
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is your gullibility,
my dear.
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Did you ever see a human
who could do
weaving like that?
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But, Mother,
Gerry’s a friend
of Darrin’s great-aunt.
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If she is,
I’m his great-uncle.
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You mean,
she’s one of us?
No.
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Just think a minute.
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Hates cats?
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Ooh!
A wood nymph!
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And there’s
only one thing
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a wood nymph hates
worse than a cat,
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and that’s...
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BOTH: A witch.
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Yes.
Well, I wonder
what she wants.
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I don’t know,
but you’d
better find out.
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(GERRY GIGGLING)
And fast!
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Bye!
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Oh, Samantha,
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it’s a lovely
garden ya have.
Well, thank you, Gerry.
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Oh, darling,
I thought
I heard the baby.
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Would you mind
taking a peek?
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Sure, honey.
Maybe Gerry’d like to watch
a little television.
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I have some other
entertainment in mind.
Well, good!
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All right, you.
What do you want here?
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Why, whatever
do ya mean?
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You’re a wood nymph,
aren’t you?
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(SIGHS)
Right ya are.
That I am.
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And I don’t mind tellin’ ya
it’s a great relief to be
gettin’ it off me chest.
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Well, I mean, the burden
that I been carryin’...
Hold it!
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Never mind the blarney.
I want to know
what you’re doing here!
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Oh. Well,
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as you must know,
it’s the work of
a wood nymph
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to bless the homes of all
the true sons of the old sod.
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And me, I’ve been takin’ care
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of Darrin’s family
for centuries.
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GERRY: And that’s why I come.
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We’ve been in this house
for over two years.
What took you so long?
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Well, we are a bit
behind in the schedule.
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I mean, especially
with the immigrants.
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The fact that I’m married
to Darrin doesn’t bother you?
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You mean,
because you’re a witch?
Oh, no. Of course not.
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That’s all changed now.
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It’s, uh, forgive and forget.
That’s our feelin’s now.
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Really? Well,
I’m surprised Mother
didn’t know about that.
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ENDORA:
That’s only because
it isn’t true.
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It’s not?
Now, look here, Woody.
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DARRIN:
Baby’s okay, honey.
Oh, dear.
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She’s as snug as a...
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Sorry I had to put you in
the deep freeze, darling, but
we have to thrash this out.
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All right.
Now, I want the truth.
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(CATS MEOWING)
(YELPS)
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If you don’t tell me
why you’re really here,
I’ll let them in.
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No, no,
don’t be doing that.
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Will you tell me the truth?
Yes, yes!
Don’t let them in!
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(MEOWING STOPS)
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Well?
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It’s the curse
of Killcarney County
that’s brought me here.
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The curse of what?
Killcarney County.
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That was the manor house
of Darrin the Bold.
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He was an ancestor
to your Darrin,
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and he lived
in the 15th century.
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Well, what did
Darrin the Bold do?
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He slew Rufus the Red,
that’s what he did.
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He was a darlin’ man
and a good friend,
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the way he’d always
leave little bits
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of food out on
the doorstep so
we’d never go hungry.
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And when Darrin slew him,
we put a curse on him
and on all his descendants.
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So now you know.
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But that’s not fair!
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My Darrin didn’t have
anything to do with it.
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Well, I know that,
but a curse is a curse,
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and I shouldn’t have
to be tellin’ the likes
of you that.
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Oh!
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Mother!
Mother, you’re going to
have to do something!
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Oh, Samantha,
please don’t carry on so.
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It’s embarrassing
and human.
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Now, actually, he just
might survive this curse,
you know?
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Suppose he doesn’t.
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Well, we can’t
fight progress.
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Mother!
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Now, I choose to believe
that you’re joking,
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but whether you are or not,
I am not going to
take this lying down.
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N-Now, do you remember
when all this happened.
The exact date, I mean?
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Sure I do.
It’s burned in me memory.
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Why, we even made up
a poem about it.
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"’Twas the 12th
of Michaelmas in ’72
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"When Darrin the Bold
our Rufus did slew."
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It was a better rhyme
in the 15th century.
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Yes. Uh, well,
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a-a-all right, how about
a temporary truce?
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Well, I, uh...
You’ve waited 500 years.
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Now, a few hours can’t
make any difference.
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I don’t think...
(IMITATES CAT HISSING)
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All right,
all right!
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Mother?
What?
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I’d like to speak
to you in private.
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As soon as I get him
back in circulation.
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...bug in a rug.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, sure.
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Would you like to watch
a little television?
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There’s a
good movie on tonight.
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GERRY: Oh, what is it?
The Cat
and the Canary.
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Why don’t we just sit down
and have a little chat?
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Well, that suits me.
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Samantha,
you can’t be serious.
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Oh, but, Mother,
it’s the only way.
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"Undo the Deed"
is the only way!
No!
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Oh, Mother,
please let’s try
"Undo the Deed."
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I wish you’d stop referring
to it as if it were
some sort of parlor game,
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instead of one of the most
dangerous of all practices!
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If I can go back
to the 15th century,
I can stop Darrin the Bold
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from killing Rufus the Red,
and the curse will be removed!
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You don’t realize
how risky it is!
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Once you go back in time,
you won’t be able
to use your witchcraft.
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I know.
You’ll have only
your wits to rely on.
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Well, I realize that it’s
a risk, but that’s a chance
I’ll have to take.
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Oh, Samantha,
I cannot let you do it!
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Mother, somebody has to
go back to the 15th century
to save Darrin’s life.
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You wanna do it?
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Samantha,
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get ready for takeoff.
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"To undo the deed
that once was done
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"To now undo
the deed that’s done
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"Into the past
the days do run
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"We seek the day
the deed was done."
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SAMANTHA:
Take care of the baby,
Mama, and Darrin.
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I think Donald is being
well taken care of.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you’re beautiful, baby!
Oh, you’re marvelous!
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MAID: Sire!
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Ah, this is good,
but you’re better.
MAID: Sire!
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(LAUGHING)
Oh, please, sire. I have
to finish me work upstairs.
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Not until you finish
your work downstairs!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well.
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Your tankard
of ale, sire.
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And what is
your name, lass?
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Samantha, sire.
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Samantha!
Oh, that’s a lovely name.
It’s lovely, lovely.
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Upstairs, wench,
and finish your work!
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Tell me something, girl.
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Aye?
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How is it
that the likes of you has
escaped me notice
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when there’s a light about you
that shines forth
like a beacon at sea,
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and your hair
all golden round your head,
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and your eyes sending
out an invitation
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to any man
who has eyes for a girl
with spirit and fire?
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How’s that again?
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Where’ve you been
all me life?
229
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:54,474
(YELPS)
I was a-waiting for you
to come to Killcarney.
230
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,343
My name is
Darrin the Bold.
231
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,679
Well, sure,
and I didn’t think
you were Darrin the Meek.
232
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,749
I dearly love
a saucy lass.
233
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,952
Oh, the beauty of you
takes my breath away.
234
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,121
(GRUNTS)
235
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,823
You are
a knockout.
236
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,793
(CHUCKLING)
237
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:22,969
Oh, if it’s taming
you want, you came
to the right place.
238
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,370
I-I-If you’ll
excuse me, sire,
239
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,472
I have to get back
to me duties
in the kitchen.
240
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,709
Oh, but a lass like you
shouldn’t be slaving away
in the kitchen.
241
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,978
You’re much
too pretty
for that.
242
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,881
How would you like
to move up in the world?
243
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,817
Move up?
I want you at me side.
244
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,120
Oh, well,
thank you, sire.
245
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,690
But I’m not thinking
of marriage right now.
246
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,291
Neither am I.
247
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,261
I’m thinking of making you
the upstairs maid,
248
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,164
you little vixen, you!
(YELPS)
249
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,034
Don’t be afraid
of me, lass!
250
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,203
Don’t be afraid
of me, Darrin!
251
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,440
I’m not afraid.
I’m not afraid.
Where is everybody?
252
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,043
Your wife’s away
on an emergency.
Where?
253
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:11,184
Ooh, I’m that sorry.
Did I hurt you, sire?
254
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,987
Me, Darrin the Bold,
who’s faced the fierceness
of the Norman foe
255
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:19,325
and taken the measure
of the murtherin’ English,
hurt by a frail lass like you?
256
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,296
(LAUGHS, GROANS)
Oh, you don’t know
your own strength, girl.
257
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,634
A noble lord waits
without and would
speak with you, sire.
258
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,002
Let him enter!
259
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,239
Enter!
260
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,946
I am Rufus the Red.
261
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,082
I am Darrin the Bold.
262
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:46,219
I would set up me camp
in your fields for the night.
263
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,154
You may do so.
264
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,190
You will provide grain
for the horses
and food for my men?
265
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,092
If you pay.
266
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,128
A guest does not pay.
267
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,330
A guest is invited.
268
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,031
I do not pay!
269
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,400
I do not give!
270
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,637
Pay! Give!
271
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,088
You’ve got
a great deal to learn
about chivalry, sir.
272
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,458
Do you prefer to duel
on foot or mounted?
273
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,593
On foot,
274
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,797
that way you’ll be
closer to your grave.
275
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,999
At my camp?
Within the hour.
276
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,467
So be it.
277
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,541
Come!
278
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,009
Sire,
279
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,644
I must speak with ye.
280
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,445
What is it, lass?
281
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,482
In private.
282
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,851
Oh, in private it is.
283
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:55,021
I’ll see you
in my room. Anon.
284
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,223
But...
Anon!
285
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,999
(GRUNTING)
286
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,342
(CHUCKLES)
287
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,349
RUFUS: Who goes there?
288
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,017
’Tis I.
289
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,992
Ah, you belong
to Darrin,
do you not?
290
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,094
I belong
to no man.
291
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,131
Well, now,
come in, come in.
292
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,704
And what can I do
for you, lass?
293
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,740
Would you put
your wee boot
on that, sire?
294
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,813
Height, 6’3".
295
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,214
Well, what are you doin’?
296
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,216
Oh, don’t pay
any attention to me.
297
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,286
Waist, 36.
298
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,089
Now, place your arms so,
sire. Now breathe in.
299
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,357
(INHALES)
300
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,726
Now out.
(EXHALES)
301
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,829
Hmm.
Will you tell me
what you’re doin’?
302
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,898
First, what do you weigh?
303
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,467
Thirteen stone
eight, but...
304
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,938
Oh, no doubt about it.
I’m going to need
a very sturdy cloth.
305
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,407
What are you
talkin’ about, lass?
306
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,111
Well, would
you believe it?
307
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,247
The last few souls that
challenged his master
308
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,516
came right
through the shrouds.
309
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,753
Shroud? You’re
measuring me
for a shroud?
310
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,555
Ooh, there’s not
a thing to worry
about, sire.
311
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,523
I’m the best
shroud maker
in the country.
312
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,992
And you work
for Darrin the Bold?
313
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,061
Only for
the master, sire.
314
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,663
Why, there aren’t
enough hours
315
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,764
in the day
or the night
316
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,899
for me to make
all the shrouds
I have to make.
317
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,402
He keeps you
that busy?
318
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,505
Well, I’m not sure
about that, sire.
319
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,507
Perhaps it would
be fairer to say that
320
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,743
the men who challenge
the master
keep me that busy.
321
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,148
Just last month, he...
322
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,349
(WHISPERS INAUDIBLY)
323
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,601
Well, come in,
lass, come in.
324
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:36,248
Please, sire, I’ve come
to speak to you on a matter
of grave importance.
325
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,317
Go ahead, lass,
I’m listenin’.
326
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,953
Ow!
327
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,957
Somehow I’m
gettin’ the feelin’
that I don’t appeal to you.
328
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,527
Oh, no, no, sire.
I really like ye.
329
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,896
It’s just that...
I’m shy.
330
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:54,934
If you were any shyer,
I’d be bruised
from head to toe.
331
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,869
What is this matter
of grave importance?
332
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,272
Well, I just happened
to be walkin’ by the camp
of Rufus the Red,
333
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,775
and I overheard
some of his men talkin’.
334
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:06,512
Now, whatever you do,
don’t fight Rufus on foot.
335
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,848
He’s killed over
a hundred men that way.
336
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,616
Bah, a hundred men...
337
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,754
A hundred men, you say?
338
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,355
Aye.
339
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:20,192
Why do you think
they call him
Rufus the Red?
340
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,329
Not because of his hair?
341
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,166
Because of...
(IMITATES SLASHING)
342
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,938
Perhaps it would be wiser
if I fought him mounted.
343
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,608
It would be,
344
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,310
except that he’s
killed even more men
on horseback.
345
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,447
If I were you,
I’d try some other way.
346
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,315
What other way is there?
347
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,552
Well, how about
a nice wrestlin’ match?
348
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,587
You seem to be
very good at that.
349
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,523
(KNOCKING)
350
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:52,758
Enter!
351
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,831
Oh, Muldoon, it’s not
time for the duel yet.
352
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,733
There’s no rush.
353
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,668
There’s no duel, sire.
354
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,203
There’s not?
355
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,705
Why not?
356
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,209
Rufus the Red has sent men
to pay for the food and grain
they need.
357
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,179
You don’t say.
358
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,847
Oh, that’s terrific!
359
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:19,218
I mean,
the saints be praised.
360
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,855
So the snivelin’ coward
backed out of the duel.
361
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,558
Yes. But if you want
to go ahead with it, sire...
362
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,592
No!
363
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,796
After all,
the man is my guest.
364
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,398
Yes, sire.
365
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,838
(DOOR CLOSES)
366
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,879
I’m wonderin’ what made
Rufus change his mind.
367
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,815
Well, sire,
368
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,551
maybe he heard what
a brave fighter you are,
369
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,787
and all the great
battles you’ve won,
370
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,789
and the fierce dragons
that you’ve killed.
371
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,226
Aye, that would
strike fear in...
372
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,562
What dragons?
I never fought
a dragon.
373
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,198
You haven’t?
No.
374
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,634
Not that I can remember.
375
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,504
Oh. Well, I wouldn’t
mention that to Rufus.
376
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,339
He somehow got
the impression
377
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,740
that you hold
the world’s record
378
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,343
for dragon slewing...
Uh, slaying.
379
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,378
And now,
if you’ll excuse me, sire,
380
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,847
me work here is finished.
381
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,415
Oh, no, it’s not.
382
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,384
Mother!
383
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:35,161
I knew the lass had spirit,
but this is ridiculous!
384
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,796
GERRY: Oh, Darrin...
385
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,965
Oh!
386
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,133
Are ya all right?
387
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,036
Oh, me poor darlin’.
388
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,704
DARRIN: I really fell
head over heels, didn’t I?
389
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:47,373
GERRY: Oh, it’s all my fault.
390
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,708
DARRIN: Oh, no,
you tried to warn me.
391
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,778
Oh, look, Gerry.
Gerry! Gerry, please.
392
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,515
I think I better tell you
something. I’m very much
in love with my wife,
393
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,584
and if you don’t
stop chasing me around,
394
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,520
I’ll be on crutches
by the time
Samantha gets back.
395
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,926
Well, well.
396
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:11,864
When the cat’s away,
the mouse will play,
won’t she? Or try to.
397
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:17,102
Well, (STAMMERS) I was just
trying to give a bit
of comfort to the poor man.
398
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,371
Sure you were.
399
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:23,342
Well, Gerry, me darlin’,
you’ll be happy to know
that you can leave now.
400
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,044
I’ve undone the killing
of Rufus the Red
401
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,613
and the curse
on Darrin Stephens
has been lifted.
402
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,582
I don’t believe ya.
403
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,618
Well, go home.
You’ll find out.
404
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:36,922
I’m not budging till
I have positive proof.
405
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,490
How else can I prove it?
406
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,426
That’ll not be
a problem of mine.
407
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,494
Well, if you won’t go back,
408
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,396
there’s only one
thing I can do.
409
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,167
Mother?
ENDORA: Yes, dear?
410
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,336
She wants positive proof.
411
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:51,937
ENDORA: You shall have it.
412
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,441
(THUNDER CRACKING)
413
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,148
Rufus, me darlin’!
414
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,884
Gerry, my love!
415
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:09,755
Oh, Samantha, I want you
to meet a darlin’ man,
416
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:13,092
the love of my life,
Rufus the Red.
417
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,227
We’ve sort of met.
418
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,795
DARRIN:
Is that you, Samantha?
419
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:19,665
Oh, dear.
Uh, yes, Darrin.
420
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,800
Don’t tell me
he’s here.
421
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,070
I’d hate to have
to explain all this,
422
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,438
so, if you don’t mind...
423
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,474
Ah, not
in the least.
424
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:34,313
Oh, it’s happy
indeed you’ve
made me.
425
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:36,782
Come, darlin’.
Goodbye, Samantha.
426
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,586
GERRY:
You’re a love!
427
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,726
Hi.
Hi!
428
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,997
Did you miss me?
Mmm, I sure did.
429
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,967
With someone like Gerry
to keep you company?
430
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,402
Oh, come on.
431
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,237
She’s awful pretty.
432
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,605
But, Sam,
she’s too aggressive.
433
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,207
She’s gonna
have trouble
getting a man.
434
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,510
Oh, I don’t think so.
435
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,680
By the way, she told me
to tell you goodbye.
436
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,782
She left? How come?
437
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:14,186
Well, you might say she,
um, got her old job back.
438
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:17,856
Good. Anyway,
I’m glad to see you.
(CHUCKLES)
439
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,196
Darrin?
Hmm?
440
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,101
Have you ever thought
of growing a mustache?
441
00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:34,973
No.
442
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,648
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