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[♪♪♪]
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At what time do you wish
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to officially begin
our fun-filled Sunday?
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Like, say, 11?
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Like, say, 11... it is.
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Let's sleep late,
huh, sweetheart?
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And in the afternoon,
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we can do
any crazy, wonderful thing
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we happen to think of.
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Roger. Over...
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and out.
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Darrin, promise me,
Eagle Scout's honor,
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you won't change your mind
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and wish you'd played golf
with the boys tomorrow.
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Promise. Scout's honor.
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[GIGGLES]
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[♪♪♪]
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Lovely morning.
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Uh, lovely.
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Locked myself out.
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It happens to me all the time.
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I'm afraid it was my fault.
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It... Uh, your fault?
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Mm-Hmm. I distracted you
when I said
it was a lovely morning.
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Remember?
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Mr. Darrin Stephens, isn't it?
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Oh, yes!
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I'm Pleasure O'Riley's
baby sister.
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Well, son of a gun!
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I'm holding down the fort
while she's on her honeymoon.
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Oh, welcome
to Morning Glory Circle,
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Miss, uh...
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D.D. O'Riley.
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The first "D" stands for Dora.
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Naturally, too cube to use
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as my professional
modeling name,
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So I added an extra big "D."
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And that stands for?
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Danger.
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Well, nice to meet you,
uh, Danger.
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It's nice to meet you, Darrin.
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We seem to have a lot
in common, don't we?
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Uh, how's that?
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We're both early risers.
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Oh, that! Yes.
[CHUCKLES]
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I hate to wake Sam now...
Uh, my wife...
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Oh, then don't.
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I have coffee on,
so that's no problem.
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By the way, how do you like it?
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Your coffee?
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On the other hand,
maybe I had better wake her.
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Let her get her beauty sleep.
Now you have a choice:
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strawberry waffles
or blueberry pancakes.
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Blueberry pancakes?
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You're kidding.
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That's my favorite breakfast!
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How about that!
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It's a small world, isn't it?
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Yeah!
Come on.
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[♪♪♪]
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Darrin?
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Sweetheart?
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Good morning, darling.
Thank you for letting me slee...
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Then after mom passed away
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and Pleasure
went to work modeling,
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I learned all I know
about cooking
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from being a campfire girl.
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Are they the way you like them?
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Delicious.
Thanks very much,
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but I just came over
for some coffee.
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We can't let 'em
go to waste, can we?
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
Thank you very much.
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Hello?
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Uh, hello.
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This is Mrs. Stephens,
your neighbor.
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Is Mr. Stephens there?
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Yes, he's right here.
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How do you do, neighbor?
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I'm Pleasure O'Riley's
baby sister, Danger O'Riley.
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Danger O'Ri...
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Hello, Danger.
It certainly is a pleasure.
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I felt guilty this morning
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when your poor husband
got locked out
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because I distracted him
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while he was getting
the morning paper,
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so I had to feed him breakfast
to make up for it.
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Naturally.
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We didn't dare wake you
during your beauty sleep.
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Boy, what an appetite
this husband of yours has!
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He eats like a lion!
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Yes, I know.
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Uh, good morning, honey.
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Good morning, darling.
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It seems you've started
our fun-filled Sunday
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without me.
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How long have you been
baby-sister-sitting?
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Just for a short while, dear.
[DISHWASHER THUMPING]
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I'll be right there
to tell you about it.
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The dishwasher!
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Oh, no! Honey,
there's an emergency!
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The dam just broke!
I'll call you later.
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Darrin? D...
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Where do you turn off the water?
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I don't know!
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Well, where do you keep
your mops?
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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What's the latest bulletin
from the flood area?
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Oh, gee.
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I'm sorry to borrow Darrin
this long, Mrs. Stephens,
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but, well,
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the Jiffy Plumbing Company
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is just taking
forever to get here.
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And Darrin's a dream
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about helping me
mop up the kitchen.
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Isn't that sweet.
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Uh, sweetheart, uh...
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[CLATTERING]
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Uh, the trouble, you see,
is, uh, it's Sunday.
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Well, don't worry, Darrin.
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Let's all wait a little longer,
and it'll be Monday.
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Uh, yes. Uh, goodbye.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hello, George.
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Endora.
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I hope I'm not interrupting
your nice little party.
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Not at all. I'm just resting.
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What's the happy reason
for this surprise visit?
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It's your old playmate Samantha.
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And I'm afraid
it's not all that happy.
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If you could've seen
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the sad look on the face
of my poor lost child,
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playing solitaire!
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Samantha reduced to solitaire?
I don't believe it.
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[SIGHS]
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To Samantha,
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the only one that got away.
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How my daughter can prefer
that terrestrial existence
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to gracious living in a land
of endless enchantment...
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And married
to that mundane mortal
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is more than I...
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Warlock George.
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Ah, Endora,
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you are giving birth to an idea
of incredible devilment...
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with me, I trust,
in the star role.
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I, Endora,
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do beseech you, George,
Dream Prince of Mischief,
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to rescue Samantha
from suburbian solitaire
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by zeroing down
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on 1164 Morning Glory Circle
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and wooing
my delinquent witch daughter
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back to her senses.
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A perfectly wizard notion,
Endora.
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Shall I go as a wolf?
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No. That's too obvious.
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Why not your old nimbus?
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The one that so inspired
Edgar Allen Poe.
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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Wizard.
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[SQUAWKS]
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Solitaire for Samantha,
nevermore!
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That's my boy.
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Go on! Go to it!
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[SQUAWKS]
There!
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[LAUGHING]
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[SQUAWKING]
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Sam, I am sorry about yesterday,
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but I obviously couldn't leave
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that young kid all alone
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with her sister's
kitchen flooded.
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How true!
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And I had no idea
the Jiffy Plumbing Company
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was going to take
three hours to get there.
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[KNOCKING]
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That's probably
Miss O'Riley now.
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Who else?
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Sam, she doesn't have a car,
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and she has a very important
modeling engagement.
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I merely offered
to give her a lift.
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[KNOCKING]
Well, you mustn't
keep Lolita waiting.
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Gee, Darrin, I hate to rush,
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but would you mind hurrying?
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I'm almost late.
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Hi, Mrs. Stephens.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Anything I can
bring you tonight?
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Yes. A new deck of cards.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Bye, darling.
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[SQUAWKS]
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George!
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Well, I should have known.
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Hi, there, Cinderella.
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Your old Prince Charming
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has come to take you
to the ball we used to have.
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What are you doing here, George?
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What are you doing here,
Samantha?
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I live here!
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You merely exist here.
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I felt the vibrations
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of your unhappiness
all the way up there.
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So I decided to swoop down
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like Lochinvar... Like Lucifer.
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Listen,
my fine-Feathered friend,
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I'm not supposed to be happy
every minute...
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I'm married.
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Got the message.
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So I decided to rescue you
from your gilded domestic cage.
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George, for old time's sake,
do me one last favor.
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Disappear.
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With you by my side, wild heart.
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Forget it, George.
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I'd rather be
a contented earth woman
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married to a mortal any day.
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And that's that.
Samantha,
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I've been put on this earth
for one purpose:
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to eliminate
your stale negatives
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and accentuate
your old bewitching positives.
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George, w...
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Oh, George, please.
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Mm-Hmm. Basic black.
Now that suits you.
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Okay.
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Bye-bye, blackbird.
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Unfold those gossamer wings
and fly back home
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to my mama,
who put you up to this.
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[ENDORA LAUGHING]
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Oh, Mother,
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when are you going to stop?
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This is my life.
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And I am deliriously happy,
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married to that normal,
kind, loving...
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Only on occasion thoughtful
human Darrin Stephens.
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All right. I give up.
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You do?
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But before I leave...
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You will vanish this instant.
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Otherwise, I will be forced
to use drastic methods.
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What kind of magic
is that supposed to be?
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This is a wedding ring.
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Good.
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[SQUAWKING]
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[SQUAWKS EXCITEDLY]
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Hey there, birdie.
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Cute little bird.
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Bye-bye, birdie.
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Well, then
how about this, fellas?
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"Here is the key
to your secretary's happiness:
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A new electric
Feather Touch typewriter."
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Well, Darrin, so far, uh...
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So bad.
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Oh, I wouldn't
say that, Stephens.
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A layout like that
could be very, uh...
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Adequate, Porterfield?
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If the client marks us mediocre,
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we can say bye-bye
to the Feather-Touch account.
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PORTERFIELD: So?
All that Tate has to do
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is to come up
with a sales campaign
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that's merely brilliant,
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and they will sign that new deal
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for two million
in gross billings.
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Feather Touch. Feather Touch.
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A brand-new electric typewriter
that requires a new image,
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for billboards
along the freeways,
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magazine copy,
television commercials.
265
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:15,743
An eye-grabbing trademark
that will talk to the customer.
266
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,245
And when we find
the perfect image,
267
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:18,646
it could be
right under our nose.
268
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:19,880
Darrin, you have a match?
269
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,416
[SQUAWKS]
270
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,221
Look at that bird.
271
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,555
I'm looking.
272
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,557
Right under our noses?
273
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,459
[SQUAWKING]
274
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,509
Darrin, boy...
275
00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:50,311
are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
276
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:54,749
Larry, boy, I am thinking
what you're thinking.
277
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,585
What a perfect product image
for a series of TV commercials.
278
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:01,422
Will you look
at that crazy crow?
279
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,423
Raven, Larry.
280
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,392
That sweet bird.
281
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:07,528
Play that keyboard
like music from a cash register.
282
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,830
Boys, the copy
should write itself.
283
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:13,301
"We're 'raven' about
Feather Touch. You will too."
284
00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:17,905
Or... a cartoon balloon
from the raven's mouth,
285
00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:20,074
Edgar Allen Poe-style:
286
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:23,043
"Nevermore any problems
for your secretary."
287
00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,211
I'll buy that,
288
00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:25,980
until you can think
of something better.
289
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:29,950
Miss Thatcher,
will you come in, please?
290
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,553
Miss Thatcher, will you find
a pet shop that's open
291
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:35,323
and order a large cage
for this raven?
292
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,191
And a sack
of their best birdseed.
293
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,959
Mr. Stephens will pick it up.
294
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,662
Uh, yes, sir.
295
00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:42,463
Uh, did I hear
you right, Mr. Tate?
296
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,505
You heard me right,
Miss Thatcher. Go!
297
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,937
Gentlemen, I like this bird.
298
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:52,707
He'll be a credit
to Madison Avenue. Look.
299
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:56,043
There in all
his commercial glory...
300
00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,279
PORTERFIELD:
Piquant, bankable charm.
301
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,381
DARRIN: Stands our new
Feather Touch trademark.
302
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,450
Go to work, Darrin.
It's your account.
303
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,552
From now on,
this bird is your baby.
304
00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:10,090
Samantha. Sam!
305
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:11,359
Yes, darling?
306
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,527
Surprise, surprise.
307
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,529
We have a houseguest.
You'll never guess who.
308
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,063
Danger O'Riley.
309
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:18,466
Oh, come on, honey.
310
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:20,768
It's our new two-million
dollars' worth of trademark
311
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:22,403
for the Feather Touch account.
312
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,576
Ta-da! A fantastic
trained raven.
313
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,911
Wait till you see
the tricks he can do.
314
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:33,047
You'll never believe it.
Maybe I will.
315
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:36,083
Please do everything you can
to keep him happy, won't you?
316
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,886
If our brainstorm works out
and those charcoal sketches
317
00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:40,455
I intend to make
of him tonight...
318
00:15:40,457 --> 00:15:43,591
Tonight? Here?
Yeah.
319
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:46,627
Ooh. Uh, is there
a window open someplace?
320
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:47,962
In the bedroom.
321
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,964
I'd better close it
before I let him out.
322
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:52,500
I think our bedroom closet
323
00:15:52,502 --> 00:15:54,802
might be the safest place
for him to sleep tonight.
324
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:56,771
I don't think so.
325
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:59,374
[RAVEN WHISTLES
BEWITCHED THEME SONG]
326
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:02,877
How about that?
327
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,945
He also croaks
"Bird in a Gilded Cage."
328
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,947
I intend to catch him
in all his cute moods.
329
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:09,650
You've caught him in one
right now.
330
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,888
Darrin, I want to talk to you.
Come down here right away.
331
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,667
Darrin, this is
no ordinary bird.
332
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:29,069
You're right.
He's a genius!
333
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,571
Honey, don't tell me
you're afraid
334
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,972
of this charming little fellow.
335
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:33,941
Look at that.
How can you resist him?
336
00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:36,744
It's easy.
337
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,480
Okay, genius.
The jig's up.
338
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,782
You're entitled to the truth.
339
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,983
I used to date this funny bird.
340
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:43,984
Darrin Stephens,
341
00:16:43,986 --> 00:16:45,185
I'd like you to meet George,
342
00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:47,107
the mischief-making
home wrecker.
343
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,396
Charmed to meet you
in the flesh,
344
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:56,697
advertising man.
345
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:59,366
But he...
346
00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:03,337
How could he...?
Why did he...?
347
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,941
Honey, Larry and I, we...
I gotta get another bird!
348
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,375
[ENDORA LAUGHING]
349
00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:13,080
Sam, am I losing my mind?
350
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:17,251
No, you're not.
And you're not losing me either.
351
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,987
I give you my word that
my meddling mother
352
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,790
is not going to break up
this human home.
353
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,725
All right, Endora!
Where are you hiding?
354
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:27,361
Let's have this out
right now, face to face!
355
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,597
Oh, let's.
356
00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:31,566
Just when is this going to stop?
357
00:17:31,568 --> 00:17:33,768
Now, now, Darrin,
there's no need
to shout at her
358
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,169
and get yourself all upset.
359
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:37,137
Upset? Will you
be quiet for a minute?
360
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,606
[GASPS]
361
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:40,641
Can't you see how happy we are?
362
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,843
Doesn't that mean anything?
363
00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:43,077
All I've seen lately
364
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,211
is that fun-filled Sunday
365
00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:45,680
you didn't have
with my daughter!
366
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:49,016
You turned her into
the solitaire champion
367
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,050
of the universe!
368
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,752
Yesterday could not be helped.
369
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:52,887
It was an accident!
370
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:54,421
Danger O'Riley.
371
00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:56,323
[WHISTLES]
372
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,925
Some accident.
373
00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,560
I'll take care of you later.
374
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:01,228
Oh, uh, mm.
375
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,630
Now, look, Endora.
376
00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:04,064
I realize that into every life
377
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,366
a little rain must fall,
378
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:06,934
but this is ridiculous!
379
00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,403
You have personally set back
the mother-In-law business
380
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,438
200 years!
Oh!
381
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,439
Mother.
382
00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:13,440
What?
383
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:16,210
For my sake, will you please go?
384
00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:17,979
And take this big loon with you.
385
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,883
Good.
386
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:24,485
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
387
00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:27,688
If you don't get out,
I'm gonna throw you out.
388
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,023
Ooh, Darrin, don't!
389
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,265
That was in bad taste, George.
390
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,366
I think he's kind of cute.
391
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,801
To tell you the truth,
392
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,102
I like him better that way.
393
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,971
George, please!
394
00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:51,178
[DOORBELL RINGS]
395
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,480
Darrin, would you please
answer that?
396
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,117
[RINGING CONTINUES]
397
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,024
Oh, Darrin, I hope
I'm not disturbing you,
398
00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:04,959
but do you know what I just did?
399
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:07,562
You agreed to sell
Girl Scout cookies door to door.
400
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:11,899
No. I had a roast in the oven,
and I was opening the door,
401
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,001
and it just fell off
and went kerplunk, like that.
402
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:17,872
I hate to impose on you.
I see you're entertaining.
403
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,874
Our guest was just leaving.
404
00:19:19,876 --> 00:19:21,508
Oh, then do you mind,
Mrs. Stephens,
405
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,610
if Darrin tries to fix it?
406
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:23,711
He's so handy.
407
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,615
May I volunteer to aid
a beautiful lady in distress?
408
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:28,716
Samantha may be
409
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,484
the world's greatest
solitaire player,
410
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:35,089
but I happen to have majored
in oven doors at Oxford.
411
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,991
You did?
412
00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:38,726
Danger O'Riley,
413
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:41,662
I'd like you
to meet George... Raven.
414
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,436
George Raven.
415
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,907
What a funny name.
But it's awfully sweet of you.
416
00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:54,609
Bye.
417
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:58,679
Isn't that sweet?
418
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,047
I'm not so sure.
419
00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:05,019
I opened the oven door,
and it went kerplunk,
420
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,887
just like that.
421
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:11,025
Just like that.
Mm-hmm.
422
00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:14,762
Hey, aren't you
Mr. Wonderful!
423
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:16,664
And you learned it all
at Oxford, Mr. Raven.
424
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,198
Mm-hmm.
425
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,501
Soda or water?
426
00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:22,069
Soda, please.
427
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:31,545
Sam, will you look at this?
428
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:34,515
I think she's invited that
big spook to stay to dinner.
429
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:38,185
I invited you
to dinner once, remember?
430
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:40,587
What's wrong with a witch
being attracted to a mortal?
431
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,556
Nothing, except you did
the honorable thing.
432
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:43,891
You told me what you were,
433
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:47,728
so I was able
to cope with this...
434
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,097
This...
435
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,331
Copeless situation?
436
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,644
[BANGING]
437
00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:07,882
Miss O'Riley.
438
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:08,983
Yes, Mr. Raven?
439
00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:10,617
You're a very sweet human being.
440
00:21:11,921 --> 00:21:14,155
Along with being very beautiful.
441
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,157
Even though
you're a graduate of Oxford,
442
00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:17,391
you needn't be so formal.
443
00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,694
You may call me Danger,
if you like.
444
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,429
Oh, I like,
but you may change your mind
445
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:25,599
when you find out that, uh...
I'm a warlock.
446
00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:28,669
Oh, well!
447
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,505
You are?
448
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,040
Yes.
449
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,376
Well, so?
450
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,345
This is a free country,
isn't it?
451
00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:40,787
And anyone has the right to go
to the church of their choice.
452
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,394
Look, Sam.
453
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,299
Can't we try to be adult
about this situation?
454
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:01,969
I'm game. You start.
455
00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:03,137
Come on, Sam.
456
00:22:03,139 --> 00:22:04,605
It's only natural
to be concerned
457
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,273
when a naive kid
like Danger O'Riley...
458
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,776
Naive?
My fat Aunt Harriet!
459
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:13,247
I didn't know
you had an Aunt Harriet.
460
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,951
"Warlock: Deceiver.
A breaker of his word.
461
00:22:16,953 --> 00:22:19,920
A name for the devil.
A male witch."
462
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,589
"A monster,
malicious imp, demon."
463
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,692
Oh, aren't you being too hard
on yourself, George?
464
00:22:25,694 --> 00:22:27,094
Nobody's perfect.
465
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,996
Danger O'Riley,
you are a true innocent.
466
00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:31,265
And at this stage
of our budding relationship,
467
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,667
gallantry impels me
to demonstrate...
468
00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:35,302
the dangerous extent
of my powers.
469
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,140
Hey!
470
00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:45,412
That's very good, George!
471
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,216
I think I know how it's done.
472
00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:52,019
I used to go with a magician.
He taught me this one.
473
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,956
See?
474
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,097
I didn't go with him very long.
475
00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:05,032
What do you think
you're going to do?
476
00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:06,834
If you won't go next door
and warn that kid
477
00:23:06,836 --> 00:23:08,502
she's entertaining
a warlock, I will.
478
00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:11,205
I wouldn't do that if I...
You're not...
479
00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:12,807
Hi again, Stephenses.
480
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,875
We've found each other.
481
00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:17,011
Would you like
to help us celebrate?
482
00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:18,179
I destroyed your campaign.
483
00:23:18,181 --> 00:23:20,414
The least I could do
is repair your spirit.
484
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,518
I can always find a new bird.
485
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,121
But talking about spirits, I...
486
00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:28,189
Did you tell her, George?
487
00:23:28,191 --> 00:23:29,523
Oh, sure.
488
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:32,626
He tried to put me off
with all those little tricks.
489
00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:38,432
But I say, when a person's
attracted to another one,
490
00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:39,434
why fight it?
491
00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:51,379
Salute.
492
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,695
[♪♪♪]
493
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:15,035
George, you failed me.
494
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,871
Endora, you can't win 'em all.
495
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,940
Whatever happened
to your old black magic,
496
00:24:19,942 --> 00:24:21,608
your old fatal charm?
497
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:24,544
Let's face it.
His was stronger than mine.
498
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,749
Wow!
499
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:31,185
Or words to that effect.
500
00:24:31,187 --> 00:24:33,487
Now will you ever doubt
that I love you only?
501
00:24:33,489 --> 00:24:34,621
Nevermore.
502
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:51,105
[♪♪♪]
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