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[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
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[RINGING STOPS]
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Darrin.
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I can't stop now, honey.
I'm late.
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But, sweetheart...
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Martins is due at 9:00,
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and right after that
I got the Phillips meeting.
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But, Darrin...
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Friday's always a frantic day.
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It isn't Friday.
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Isn't it?
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It's Saturday. You can sleep
as late as you like.
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Oh, boy.
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Must have set it by mistake.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh... good morning.
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Good morning.
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And it's such a lovely one,
isn't it?
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Lovely.
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My, aren't I fortunate
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to have such a handsome man
for a next-door neighbor?
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[GIGGLES]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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See anything interesting?
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Interesting?
Mmm.
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Oh, I don't know if
"interesting" is the right word.
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I'd certainly call her
attractive.
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Wouldn't you?
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You might even say
that she was... beautiful.
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I mean, for that type of girl.
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I mean, she can't help
being stunning. Can she?
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I mean, in that outfit,
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with that long hair
down her back.
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I was talking
about the newspaper.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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I'll get it, sweetheart.
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Hello.
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Oh, good morning, Marty.
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Ten-thirty at the club,
can I make it?
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You can make it.
I can make it.
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If I hang up right now.
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You don't mind?
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We'll only play 18.
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Besides, two of the foursome,
Hyler and McNeal,
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could mean some new business
for the agency.
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You never need explain
to an adoring golf widow.
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Besides, I've got
closets to clean
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and that new neighbor to spy on.
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[WHISTLES]
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Can't let Gladys Kravitz
have all the fun.
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Gladys, will you stay away
from the window?
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All right, so she's a...
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beautiful girl.
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Wow, as the saying goes.
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But why isn't her husband
helping her?
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Where is he?
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She doesn't look like
our kind of people.
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She looks like
my kind of people.
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Whoa! Arggh!
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Thanks, pal.
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Kind of knocked the wind
out of me.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, aren't you nice!
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Thanks ever so much, Mister...
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Good Samaritan.
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Stephens, Darrin.
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Welcome to Morning Glory Circle.
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Oh!
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I'll give you a hand.
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Thanks.
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Okay. There we go.
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Ready?
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[BANG]
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Gee! Look at all them trophies
and medals and stuff.
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She's a real winner.
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[LAUGHS]
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"First prize for the most
beautiful lips in Sheboygan.
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Presented to..."
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry
I was so clumsy, Missus...
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Unfortunately, it's still Miss.
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Miss...
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Pleasure O'Riley?!
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Naturally, my real name,
Priscilla,
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is so much more dignified,
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but it all started
when I was a baby.
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I'd try to say Priscilla,
but it would come out Pleasure.
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Well, how do you like that?
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So, natch, Mummy and Daddy
hung it onto me as a nickname,
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and it sort of stuck, you know?
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For some crazy reason,
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photographers and all these
beauty-contest people
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seem to prefer
to call me Pleasure.
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Men, especially.
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Why fight it?
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So now I use it as my pen name,
you know?
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Great for publicity, natch.
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Natch.
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Want to know something,
Mr. Stephens?
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My manager has insured
every single part of me.
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Isn't that wild?
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SAMANTHA: Excuse me.
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Darrin, darling,
you have exactly 11 minutes
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to get to your club.
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Assuming you're willing
to tee off in your bathrobe.
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Oh, boy.
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Sam, I'd like you to meet our
new neighbor, Pleasure O'Riley.
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Pleasure O'Riley?!
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All the women
react the same way,
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but I don't mind.
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Hi there, Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh! Be careful
with my legs!
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Your husband has been
a living doll.
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A pillar of strength.
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I'll bet he has.
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Eagle Scout, you know.
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You should see him sometimes
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helping little old ladies
across the street.
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Here's my new love seat.
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No one to share it with me.
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Miss O'Riley, I would think
a beauty queen like you
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would have dozens of
hopelessly smitten suitors
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flinging themselves
at your feet.
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And your throne.
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Oh, well, naturally
I've been engaged a few times.
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I guess about 16.
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And none of them
was Mr. Right?
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Oh, well, that may seem
like a lot,
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but six of the engagements
were to the same fellow.
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Thor Swenson.
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Not Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson
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of the Pennsylvania Manglers,
lady?
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The great offensive fullback?
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The very offensive fullback.
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Now, you remember
what you faithfully promised.
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Not to tell absolutely no one
your new address here.
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Not even Thor Swenson?
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Particularly Thor Swenson.
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Don't you think you're being
a little bit hard
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on that poor boy,
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after being engaged to him
six times?
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Oh, you wouldn't say that,
Mrs. Stephens,
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if this insanely jealous,
rotten, awful,
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terrible-tempered person
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just very recently
threatened to kill you.
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He did?
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If he ever catches me alone
with another man again...
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pow!
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So naturally all my boyfriends
are scared to death.
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He belted poor Roger and Curtis
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before they even
opened their mouths.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mrs. Stephens,
are you ever lucky
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to have such a sweet-tempered
dream of a man for a hubby
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like Darrin.
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Hold on to him.
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I intend to.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Hey! How about that?
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My favorite flowers.
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My favorite vintage:
Liebfraumilch.
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'53, the best year.
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Mm-hmm.
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You expecting someone special?
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Yes. You.
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What's this all about?
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It's merely all about the fact
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that I suddenly remembered
I love you very much,
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and that this is
the best year too.
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Ooh, now, you tend
to your business.
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Open the Liebfraumilch
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and light the candles.
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Hmm.
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Hey, my favorite! Turkey soup
with extra-wide noodles.
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How about that?
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, you advertising men.
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You have such a way
with a fresh phrase.
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You're right.
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This is the best year.
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You want this
vintage love of mine
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or your hot turkey soup?
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That is a tough choice to make.
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[LOUD CLATTERING]
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What was that?
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It sounded like a sonic boom.
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Must be Pleasure O'Riley.
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She's been dropping things
like that all day.
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Sounds to me like
she's accident-prone.
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It sounded to me like she could
have fallen off of something.
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Well, I wouldn't worry unduly,
Darrin, darling,
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in view of the fact that all of
her parts are heavily insured.
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She stands to make a fortune
if she's broken anything.
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Now, what kind of a crack
is that, Sam?
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That doesn't sound like you
at all.
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It doesn't?
How about that?
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She could be lying there
unconscious.
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How could you tell?
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But if it's going to worry you
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all through
your favorite dinner,
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you'd better run next door
and check, hadn't you?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Abner!
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Abner, come here quick!
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[GASPS]
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Maybe he just wants to borrow
a cup of sugar.
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Or a slice of cheesecake.
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[FESTIVE SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[STOPS MUSIC]
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Miss O'Riley.
Miss O'Riley!
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Miss O'Riley?
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Miss O'Riley?
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Oh! Hi, Darrin.
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Don't try to talk.
Just lie there.
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What's the name of your doctor?
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Paul Pinkus.
Do you need a doctor?
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Just, uh, uh, relax.
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Don't move.
I think you're all right.
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It just knocked the wind
out of you, that's all.
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I don't want you to move.
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You don't?
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Well, in case
you broke anything.
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Only my lips, darn it.
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Your lips?!
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They rolled somewhere here
under the couch
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when I fell off the ladder.
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My statuette from Sheboygan.
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How do you feel now?
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Fine.
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How do you feel?
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Fine.
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Oh! Hi there, Mrs. Stephens.
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She fell off the ladder.
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When I got here,
I thought she was unconscious.
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Actually, I never lost
consciousness, Mrs. Stephens,
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but it was awfully sweet
of your husband.
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He's such a thoughtful man.
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Actually, I think
it happened accidentally
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when she was looking
for her bust.
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The one of her lips.
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Well!
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Lookie here.
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All in one piece.
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How about that?
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Gee, how lucky can a girl get?
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I mean, to have such wonderful,
wonderful neighbors like you two
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next door to me
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to call on
in case of an emergency.
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Thanks ever so, Darrin.
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And you too, Mrs. Stephens.
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Boy, is that a relief.
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You know, for a minute there,
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she looked
completely unconscious.
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So did you.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
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You could never be jealous
of a girl like Pleasure O'Riley,
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could you?
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I suppose.
If I tried.
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Now, how would you like
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to wrap the most beautiful lips
in the advertising business
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around some of those
extra-wide noodles?
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PLEASURE:
Mr. Stephens!
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Hey!
Mr. Stephens!
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Darrin, are you awake?
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Darrin!
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Mr. Stephens.
266
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,677
Mr. Stephens.
267
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,215
Hey, Mr. Stephens!
268
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,216
Darrin!
269
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,185
Are you awake?
270
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,887
Darrin!
271
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,824
Hey,
Mr. Stephens.
272
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,658
Samantha, what's going on?
273
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,327
Your friend the cheesecake queen
274
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,730
wants to know if you can
come out and play with her.
275
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,864
Pleasure?
276
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,199
I mean, Miss O'Riley?
277
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,233
Why?
278
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,735
Darrin!
Ask her.
279
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,402
She's paging you, not me.
280
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,740
Mr. Stephens.
281
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,142
Hey, Mr. Stephens.
282
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,111
Are you awake?
283
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,279
Should I get out
your silk pajamas, sir?
284
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,949
This looks like it's going to be
a formal affair.
285
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,586
Good evening, Miss O'Riley.
286
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,956
Did you, uh, lock yourself out
or something?
287
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,258
Oh, Darrin, thank goodness!
288
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,326
I hope I'm not
disturbing you, but...
289
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,629
But I'm so frightened.
290
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,530
Of what?
291
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,134
The moving man told me
the terrible news.
292
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,103
Thor Swenson made him
tell him where I live.
293
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,240
Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson, the
Manglers' offensive fullback?
294
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,607
Who else?
295
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,944
Maybe one of the other 10 boys
you've been engaged to.
296
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,279
Oh, no, Mrs. Stephens.
297
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,948
Thunderbolt's the only one
who cared enough
298
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,683
to want to come back and...
299
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,085
And murder me.
300
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,921
Why would anyone
want to murder you?
301
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,990
Because I won't go back to him.
302
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,826
I'll never go back to that
big, insanely jealous brute
303
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,494
because I hate him.
304
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,437
Oh, Darrin, I don't know
what to do now.
305
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,307
I'm... I'm so frightened!
306
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,810
In that case,
you better call the police.
307
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,144
Oh, I was going to,
308
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,414
but my new telephone won't be
installed until tomorrow.
309
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,650
Oh! I'm so scared!
310
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,286
We'll call from here.
311
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,121
I'll be right down.
312
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,292
We'll both be right down.
313
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,427
Abner!
314
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,062
Abner, come here!
315
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,565
Oh, Gladys.
316
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,567
What can be so fas...
317
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,739
cinating?
318
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,642
[MOANING]
319
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,711
Now, take it easy. Everything's
going to be all right.
320
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,380
You can't trust anybody anymore.
321
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,715
I should have moved myself,
322
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,218
but all those things
were so heavy.
323
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,053
I know!
324
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,921
Your gold cups alone
weigh a ton.
325
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,857
Do you think he'll
come looking for you?
326
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,358
I'm sure of it.
327
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,927
The moving man said he didn't
give him the exact address,
328
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:13,030
but if I know Thunderbolt,
he'll find me.
329
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,365
He always does.
330
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,499
Now, you just calm down.
331
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,501
You go on home,
lock all your doors and windows,
332
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,836
while I call the police.
333
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,638
I'll see that she's locked in.
334
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,508
You better tell the law
to hurry.
335
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,011
Hello, sergeant.
I'm calling to prevent a murder.
336
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,812
I'm at 1123
Morning Glory Circle.
337
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,282
All right, all right, mister.
I've got the address.
338
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,649
What's the name?
339
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,918
Name?
340
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,253
Oh, uh, Pleasure O'Riley.
341
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,889
Pleasure O'Riley?
342
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,691
Uh, well, actually that's
a professional model's name.
343
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,460
The real name is
Miss Priscilla O'Riley.
344
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,696
Your name?
345
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,664
No, my name is Stephens,
Darrin Stephens.
346
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,901
I'm her next door neighbor.
She's the one who's in trouble.
347
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,370
Why isn't she
making this call herself?
348
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,806
Because she just moved in today.
She hasn't got a phone yet.
349
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,109
Could you please send an officer
over to investigate?
350
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,911
What? What's the troub...?
351
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,280
Look, Mr. O'Riley,
if you've been drinking...
352
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,714
Stephens!
353
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,050
Sergeant, as I told you at the
beginning of this conversation,
354
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,285
this is an emergency.
355
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,852
Miss O'Riley could be
in serious danger.
356
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,654
An ex-boyfriend of hers
has been making threats.
357
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,056
He's on his way over right now.
358
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,624
Will you please
send somebody over?
359
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,794
We'll check it out as soon
as we can. What's his name?
360
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,297
Thunderbolt Swenson.
361
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,733
Thunderbolt Swenson?!
362
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,668
Look, I'll send somebody over
right away.
363
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,171
And, look, if you see him
before we get there,
364
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,941
would you ask him
for an autograph for my kids?
365
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,777
[TIRES SQUEAL]
366
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,878
[GASPS]
367
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,447
He's here! He's here!
368
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,915
That's the new car he got
369
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,017
when he signed
his new five-year contract.
370
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,019
Oh, where are those policemen?
371
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,321
[BANGING ON DOOR]
372
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,989
Oh, please don't let him in!
373
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,123
[DOORBELL RINGS]
374
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,558
Here, hide all the trophies
375
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,126
and take down that picture of me
376
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,429
so Thunderbolt
won't know I'm here.
377
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,597
[DOORBELL RINGS]
378
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,566
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
379
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,770
Oh, Mrs. Stephens,
what shall we do?
380
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,206
You shall get down
off that ladder,
381
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,142
and you will go in here,
and you shall be real quiet
382
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,411
until I get rid of him!
383
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,580
But how?
By magic or something?
384
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,781
Oh!
385
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,653
[RINGS DOORBELL]
386
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,190
Yes?
387
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,891
Sorry, lady.
388
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,593
Guess I got the wrong house.
389
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,862
It appears you did.
Good night.
390
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,930
Oh, wait.
391
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,300
He said it was the first house
on the right.
392
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,163
Does a beautiful girl
live next door?
393
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,838
You might say that.
394
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,940
The most beautiful girl
in the whole world?
395
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,210
I wouldn't go that far.
396
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,445
Have you seen a man over there?
397
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,248
Yes, indeed.
A very good-looking one.
398
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,284
I'll kill him!
399
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,898
[BANGING ON DOOR]
400
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,270
Okay...
401
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,539
Oh.
402
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,706
Excuse me, Grandma.
403
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,242
Grandma?
404
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,643
Who do you think
you're talking to?
405
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,311
Well, maybe I'm all mixed up,
406
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,047
but doesn't
Miss Pleasure O'Riley live here?
407
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,314
Who wants to know?
408
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,916
They said the first house
on the right
409
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,117
as you turn into the street.
410
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,685
That's next door,
where I've just been.
411
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:22,986
Did it ever occur to you
412
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,788
it might be
the first house on the left
413
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,310
coming from
the opposite direction?
414
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,527
Yeah. I didn't think about that.
415
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,928
Well, next time,
get your directions straight
416
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,364
before you come waking people up
in the middle of the night.
417
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,898
I'm sorry.
418
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,000
You ought to be, you big bully!
419
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,040
"Grandma"?
420
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,485
Samantha!
421
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,353
I'm here, darling.
422
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,691
[LAUGHING]
423
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,794
Oh, my.
424
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,629
Is this your idea of a joke?
425
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,798
Sorry, darling.
426
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,633
But you do look sweet.
427
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:10,934
A lot like Whistler's Mother.
428
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,037
Never mind that.
Do something now!
429
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,740
Oh, all right, all right.
Don't get cranky.
430
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,719
Samantha, what am I gonna
do with you?
431
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:33,023
I'm sorry, darling,
but I did it for your own good.
432
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:37,294
Besides, you make
an adorable grandma.
433
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,366
[BANGING ON DOOR]
434
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,002
Abner!
435
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,137
Abner!
436
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,672
What could that noise be
at this time of night?
437
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,841
There's only one way
to find out.
438
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,845
[BANGING]
439
00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:57,414
What is it?
440
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,151
I've only got
one question for you.
441
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,486
Do you have Pleasure
in this house?
442
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,522
Not too often, but occasionally.
443
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,761
[SCREAMING]
444
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,709
SAMANTHA:
Gladys Kravitz,
"passion's plaything."
445
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:26,743
[BOTH LAUGH]
446
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,812
How about that?
447
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,814
Morning Glory Circle
will never be the same.
448
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,283
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
449
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,822
Hi, Darrin!
450
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,357
Hi.
451
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,494
Oh, hi, Mrs. Stephens.
452
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,862
Gee, I hope I'm not
disturbing you.
453
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,199
No, not at all.
454
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,168
We were beginning to wonder
where you were.
455
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,570
In that awful police court.
456
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,605
Although the judge
couldn't have been sweeter.
457
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,973
I must admit, I cried a little.
458
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:58,242
Well, that must have helped.
459
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,643
So did that outfit.
460
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:02,979
Oh, do you like it?
I'm so glad, Mrs. Stephens.
461
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,515
Oh, and, Darrin, hooray, hooray.
462
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,718
Our worries with Thunderbolt
are all over.
463
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,386
My lawyer
just got a court order,
464
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,589
so now he's got to
stay away from me.
465
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:15,092
But don't you still have
10 ex-boyfriends left?
466
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,395
Oh, and, Darrin, my insurance
company's going to pay
467
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,565
for poor Mr. Kravitz's
new bridgework.
468
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,768
Oh, and, Darrin,
you want to hear something wild?
469
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,671
So many newspaper photographers
took pictures of me
470
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,406
when I was on the stand
471
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,775
that... guess what.
472
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,244
I give up.
473
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,680
The mayor called me personally
474
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,816
to offer me a contract
to be Miss Urban Renewal.
475
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,084
Which reminds me.
476
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,419
I've got to get measured
477
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,221
for my new civic-center bikini.
478
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,423
Boy!
479
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:50,794
I can't tell you two how much
I appreciate last night.
480
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,597
Darrin, how can I
ever repay you?
481
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,866
You don't owe him a thing.
482
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,236
[BANGING ON DOOR]
483
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,638
Who's that?
484
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,772
Thunderbolt.
Who else?
485
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,206
He's here?
486
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,276
He's going to drive me
to the mayor's office.
487
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,344
He goes everywhere with me.
488
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:08,845
Would you believe something?
489
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,882
He's so unreasonable,
he doesn't even trust our mayor.
490
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,850
I know our mayor.
491
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,886
There's nothing unreasonable
about that.
492
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,626
Boy, you sure look
a lot like your grandma.
493
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:23,661
I don't think so.
494
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:26,730
You ready, Pleasure?
495
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,532
Ready.
496
00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:33,036
Well, goodbye, everybody,
and thanks ever so, Darrin.
497
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,140
You too, Mrs. Stephens.
498
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,653
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