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[♪♪♪]
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[MEOWS]
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Well, hello there.
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[MEOWS]
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Where did you come from?
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You hungry?
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I don't think so.
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Oh! Hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
Looking for your cat?
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No, my bird.
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Oh, my stars.
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Well, you don't mean...
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Well, I put Tweety
out for her sunbath,
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and then I heard this meowing,
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and when I went out,
the cage was empty.
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There she is.
Where?
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There. Don't you see?
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No, I don't see.
Where?
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[SQUAWKS]
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Oh! There you are,
Tweety.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.
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Oh, Tweety, don't you
ever worry your mommy
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like that again.
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Oh, you saw Tweety
way up there on the roof.
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You must have wonderful eyes.
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Thank you.
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I'm glad Tweety's back.
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Oh, so am I!
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Oh, Tweety!
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Tweety...
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[♪♪♪]
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[RINGS]
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Hello!
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Oh, hi, Wally.
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How are you?
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In trouble as usual, Samantha.
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Has Darrin left yet?
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No. No, he hasn't.
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Just a second.
I'll call him.
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Darrin... ooh.
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It's for you... Thank you.
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Wally Ames.
He sounds upset.
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I'll bet he does.
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Hello, Wally.
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What's that?
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Rick Avery just called.
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He's tired of waiting around
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for Pickering to approve a girl
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for the "Jewel of the East"
campaign.
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He said to tell you
that he is on his way to Paris.
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Okay, so he is
on his way to Paris.
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When we find the right girl,
you'll photograph her.
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Of course you can do it, Wally.
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You're every bit
as good as Avery
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any day of the week.
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Yeah. The only trick
is to find a girl
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that Pickering will approve.
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He said to tell you...
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Don't panic, Wally.
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I'll be down as soon as I can.
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Goodbye.
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Here, darling, drink this.
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I'll fix the eggs.
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Oh, never mind, honey.
I won't have time.
Oh!
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Could you believe it?
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There isn't a girl in this city
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that Pickering will approve
as the "Jewel of the East."
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What's he looking for?
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Someone exotic and Eastern
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for the annual
institutional layout.
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We just haven't been able to
come up with the right face.
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Well, don't worry.
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You'll find her.
I know you will.
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It better be soon.
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We're right down
to the deadline.
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I only need her for one day.
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I wish I could help you.
So do I,
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but never mind.
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See you tonight.
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[MEOWS]
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Oh!
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[MEOWS]
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He's very upset, you know?
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Say...
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you're exotic-looking...
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[MEOWS]
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And you come from the East.
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You may just be the right face.
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Cat, how'd you like to be
a cover girl?
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Hmm?
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The "Jewel of the East."
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The point is, Wally,
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you've been doing
Avery's work for years.
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He got the reputation,
you've got all the talent.
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I wish I could believe that.
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I wish you could too,
because it's the truth.
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All you need is a chance.
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Now, you're willing
to give Wally a shot
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at photographing
the Pickering campaign,
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aren't you, Larry?
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What makes you think there's
going to be a campaign?
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All we need's the right model.
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How many
have we shown him?
Twenty, 25.
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All great-looking girls,
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and he hasn't
okayed one, right?
Right.
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[CHIMING]
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Suppose the impossible happened
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and the right girl
did walk in right this minute,
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would we still have time
to make the next issue?
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Sure.
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If she walked in
right this minute.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Yes?
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SECRETARY:
There's a young lady
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to see you
and Mr. Stephens.
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Not now.
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Mr. Tate, I think
you'd better see this one.
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Okay, send her in.
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Cheer up, Larry.
This might be the one.
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Dreamer.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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My name is Ling-Ling.
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A friend suggested
I might serve your needs
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as the girl
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for the "Jewel of the East"
campaign.
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I haven't much experience,
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but I'm very adaptable and...
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and agile.
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Would you be interested in me?
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What's the trouble?
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Cat got your tongue?
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I don't know about the others,
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but I think you'd be perfect.
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She is perfect.
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Sensational.
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Gentlemen, I think
we're in business.
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I think you're right my boy.
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Wally, I want you
to shoot Miss Ling-Ling.
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A headshot, a real choker.
Yes, yes.
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Larry, you go see Pickering,
get him all steamed up.
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I'll wait for the pictures
then dash over to meet you.
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LARRY:
Good thinking, Darrin.
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If he doesn't go for this,
he doesn't deserve a campaign.
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As a matter of fact, Wally,
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don't even wait
for Pickering's okay.
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Go ahead and shoot the campaign
as planned.
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I've got the assignment?
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Has he, Larry?
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What's he waiting for?
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What are you waiting for?
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Yes, what are we waiting for?
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Miss. Ling-Ling,
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would you sit up here
in this seat, please,
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and just relax, be comfortable?
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That's it.
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And drop the coat
anywhere you want.
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That's a beautiful necklace.
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The lights might get
a little warm after a while.
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I'm sorry
to have to rush you this way.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I'm used to moving swiftly...
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When I have to.
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You're, uh,
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you're tilting your head
too much.
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Would you...?
Would you straighten it
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and look
right into the lens, please?
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Oh, now you're...
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Now you're looking
too much the other way.
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Uh... Just watch the birdie.
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Birdie?
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That's it!
Hold it.
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Hold it.
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That's fine.
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You can relax now.
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Well, that's it,
and you were wonderful.
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Thank you.
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Would you like
cream in your coffee?
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No coffee, just cream, please.
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You know...
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I have a hunch
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you're going to be
lucky for me.
I'm lucky?
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If Darrin and Mr. Tate
sell the Pickering people,
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I think we've got
a great campaign started.
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Started?
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You must have taken 200 pictures
of me this afternoon.
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Almost.
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And I must say
you were wonderful.
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I've never seen such patience.
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It's one of my virtues.
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[LARRY LAUGHING]
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Congratulations, Miss Ling-Ling.
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You're officially
the "Jewel of the East."
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May I change now?
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Of course.
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Wally, it worked.
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Pickering was crazy
about that picture you took.
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Well, wait till he sees
what we got this afternoon.
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He'll go out of his mind.
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That girl is just great.
I agree wholeheartedly.
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So do I.
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Now, this calls
for a celebration,
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at my house.
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Larry, why don't you call Louise
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and have her
meet us there at 7:00?
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It's a date.
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We'll drink to the success
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of the most promising
photographer in town.
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Well, thanks to you, Darrin,
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and that fabulous girl.
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She's is so self-reliant, and...
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so delicate and graceful.
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Well, what do you know,
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I think Wally
found himself a model
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and new career
all in the same afternoon.
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We'll see you at the house.
It's almost 6.
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You'd better phone Samantha
and let her know we're coming.
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It is awfully short notice.
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Maybe I'd better bow out.
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You'll do nothing of the kind.
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You sure Samantha can handle it?
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Gentlemen,
my wife can handle anything.
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But I'd better call her
just in case.
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I told Abner
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about your finding
Tweety this morning,
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you remember?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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By the way,
have you seen that cat?
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I sent her out on an errand.
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She should be back any minute.
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Oh... it wasn't important.
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I'll bet Mr. Kravitz is glad
to get Tweety back too.
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No, he wasn't.
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He hates birds.
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Say, are you going out
to dinner tonight?
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No. No. I was just
going through the cookbook
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to see if I could find
something different.
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I just wondered.
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Your kitchen is so uncluttered,
and it's after 6.
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Oh, it doesn't take long.
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It's just the two of us.
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Well, I'd better get back
to my own kitchen. Bye.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello!
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Oh, hi, darling.
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I've got a lot to tell you
and it's all good news.
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I'm bringing, Wally, Larry,
and Louise home for dinner.
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Is that the good news?
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No. It's about
the Pickering account.
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I'll tell you all about it
when I get there.
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How soon will that be?
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I'm leaving right now.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Oh, goodbye, sweetheart.
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Cocktails and dinner
for all those people.
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Ooh!
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Oh, dear.
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Darrin, please forgive me,
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but I'm sure
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that you'd consider this
an emergency.
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First...
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the hors d'oeuvres.
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Some of that cream soup
that Darrin is so crazy about.
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Let's see...
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Ah! Leg of lamb might be nice.
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Maybe a green salad.
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With some rolls
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and an unpretentious
little wine.
267
00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:38,719
Delicious.
268
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,454
Now...
269
00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:42,957
I wonder what
would be good for dessert.
270
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,561
I just got back to explain
that remark I made about Abner.
271
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,864
He doesn't hate all birds,
272
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:50,866
just mine.
273
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,668
You know what I think?
274
00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,470
I think he's jealous
275
00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:57,705
of the time I spend with her.
276
00:10:57,707 --> 00:10:59,573
Hmm... hmm!
277
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:00,741
Sardines, delicious.
278
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,743
Have another.
279
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,346
Look at all this food.
Where did it come from?
280
00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:07,115
The market.
281
00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:08,816
Yeah, but I mean, a minute ago,
282
00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:10,985
there was nothing here.
283
00:11:10,987 --> 00:11:13,087
I'm a fast worker.
284
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:18,426
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
285
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,494
I knew there was nothing here.
286
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:21,862
Yeah.
287
00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,932
Well, I wish
I was a fast worker.
288
00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:26,935
[DOOR SHUTS]
289
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:31,940
Now... dessert.
290
00:11:37,147 --> 00:11:39,713
Honey, I'm home.
291
00:11:39,715 --> 00:11:42,183
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, sweetheart.
292
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,184
Where are the others?
293
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,385
They're right behind me.
294
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:46,720
Is everything all right?
Mm-hmm. Just fine.
295
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:48,957
Hi, Samantha.
296
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,658
I bet you're delighted
to have us turn up
297
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,060
at the last minute like this.
298
00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:54,395
I'm delighted
to see both of you any time.
299
00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:55,729
Darrin, she's a gem.
300
00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:57,198
An absolute gem.
301
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,900
If I pulled this on Louise,
she'd kick me out of the house.
302
00:11:59,902 --> 00:12:01,902
And Samantha would
probably be foolish enough
303
00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:02,971
to let you in.
Oh!
304
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:03,972
Where's Wally?
305
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,706
WALLY:
Here I am.
306
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,475
I brought a friend.
I hope it's all right.
307
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,310
Of course it is.
308
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,913
Come on in. It's all right.
309
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,589
She...
310
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:24,658
she was a little timid
about imposing, Samantha,
311
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,028
but I told her
you wouldn't mind.
312
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:30,031
Relax, Ling-Ling,
you're among friends.
313
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,200
She does look
a little nervous, doesn't she?
314
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,935
Nervous as a cat.
315
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:45,113
Actually, we discovered
we have a lot in common.
316
00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,914
Ling-Ling doesn't care
much for drinking.
317
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,549
She likes to hunt and fish,
318
00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,985
and at night, she...
319
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,621
Oh, thank you.
320
00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:55,423
She is perfectly content
to just curl up
321
00:12:55,425 --> 00:12:57,025
around the fire.
322
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,126
Not only that,
323
00:12:58,128 --> 00:13:00,395
but she is really curious
about everything...
324
00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,730
Hey, you forgot Ling-Ling.
325
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,532
Well, I... I don't want
to spoil her dinner.
326
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,734
We'll be going in in a minute.
327
00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:14,909
Well, at least offer her some.
328
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,820
Better hurry,
she's starving to death.
329
00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:32,893
[LAUGHING]
330
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,994
Here you are, Louise.
331
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,229
Thank you.
332
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,665
Did Wally tell you
333
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,833
he was a tennis champ
at college?
334
00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:41,169
I don't think he mentioned it.
335
00:13:41,171 --> 00:13:43,071
He used it to work his way
through the school.
336
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,305
Quite a racket,
337
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,606
if you'll excuse the pun.
338
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,511
Well, how about you telling us
your side of the story?
339
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,680
What do you feel
about this lovesick shutterbug?
340
00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:54,549
I beg your pardon.
341
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,016
Wally, what do you think of him?
342
00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,017
Oh, I like him.
343
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:58,686
He gave me
a pretty collar to wear
344
00:13:58,688 --> 00:13:59,687
and took my picture.
345
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,456
A pretty collar?
346
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,192
The "Jewel of the East,"
347
00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:05,593
and she calls it
a pretty collar.
348
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,528
I wish Pickering
could hear that.
349
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:19,673
There are spoons
350
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:21,242
for those of you
who wish to use them.
351
00:14:21,244 --> 00:14:22,477
However, if you prefer
352
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:23,478
to drink your soup
353
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,645
in the true native manner,
354
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:25,846
as Ling-Ling is doing,
355
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,215
you will find it a delicious way
356
00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:28,216
to savor the brew.
357
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:29,717
You sound like a guide.
358
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:32,920
Lap up your soup, darling,
before it gets cold.
359
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,701
I think those two
are getting serious.
360
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:49,170
Did you see
the way he looked at her
361
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,404
all through dinner?
362
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:52,072
She's something
to look at, isn't she?
363
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:54,609
Yes, she certainly is.
364
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:55,809
I think Ling-Ling and I
365
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,346
ought to have
a little girl talk.
366
00:14:58,348 --> 00:14:59,947
Ling-Ling?
367
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,787
You're angry because
I didn't come back.
368
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:09,056
Oh, you came back all right.
369
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,558
Now I know it's
just as much my fault
370
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,825
as it is yours,
371
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,327
but I wanted to help my husband.
372
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,929
I had no idea
it would go this far.
373
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,232
Well, it has and I like it.
374
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,933
But it's impossible.
375
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:22,170
Oh, is it?
376
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,237
Of course.
377
00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:25,640
Wally is just finding himself.
378
00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:28,042
Now, you cannot let him
fall in love with you,
379
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:29,677
and you cannot lead him on,
380
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,279
promising things
you can't give him.
381
00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:32,280
Why not?
382
00:15:32,282 --> 00:15:34,114
Because sooner or later,
383
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:36,984
you're going to have to go back
to what you really are.
384
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,286
One of these days,
385
00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:40,288
you're going to wake up
in a little tiny fur coat
386
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,789
you won't be able to take off,
387
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,790
then where will you be?
388
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,292
Oh, I know
389
00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:46,627
how you feel about Wally now...
390
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:49,129
but you're very independent,
you'll get over it.
391
00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:51,632
I don't feel one way
or the other about Wally,
392
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:53,834
but I do like things
the way they are.
393
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:57,605
I like to be pampered
and made a fuss over.
394
00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,707
As long as he does that,
I'm going to stay with him.
395
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,309
Ling-Ling, you listen to reason.
396
00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:03,777
I'm not interested.
397
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,112
And you wouldn't be either
398
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,215
if you spent your life
scrounging around alleys,
399
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,150
searching for scraps.
400
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:11,885
But all that's over with now.
401
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,888
From now on
it'll be martinis and sardines
402
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,124
all the way.
403
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,259
Ling-Ling.
404
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,228
I'm shocked.
405
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,329
Don't be, pet.
406
00:16:21,331 --> 00:16:24,432
Where I come from,
it's one big rat race.
407
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:26,166
Hi there.
408
00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:28,536
Am I interrupting anything?
409
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,238
Oh, no, darling.
410
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,839
We're just having
a little kit-kat...
411
00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:33,407
A chitchat.
412
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,909
We're all finished now,
so if you'll excuse me.
413
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,114
She is all girl, isn't she?
414
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,982
Not exactly.
415
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,252
I know, there's something
different about her?
416
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,819
You can say that again.
417
00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:48,322
What's the matter, honey?
Don't you like her?
418
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,990
It's not that, Darrin.
419
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:52,092
It's...
420
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,694
Well, she's just wrong for him.
421
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,496
Wally's crazy about her.
422
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,433
I might as well
get this over with.
423
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:03,070
Ling-Ling is wrong for any man.
424
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,205
What do you mean by that?
425
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:07,207
She's a cat.
426
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:08,276
DARRIN:
Why?
427
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,478
Did she say something
about Louise?
428
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,014
Not that kind of a cat.
429
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:15,516
A cat-cat.
430
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:18,185
Honey, you're not making
any sense.
431
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,553
You're not listening.
432
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:20,721
Well, say what you mean.
433
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,556
I said it.
434
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:24,558
Ling-Ling is a cat.
435
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,096
A cat?
436
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,300
A cat?
437
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,302
Cat?
438
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:39,540
Oh, no.
439
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,241
No.
440
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:43,877
No, no. You...
You didn't take a cat
441
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,379
and turned it into a...
442
00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,415
A Siamese cat.
443
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:51,585
You wanted something
exotic and Eastern
444
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:52,620
for the campaign.
445
00:17:52,622 --> 00:17:54,154
I thought I was doing you
a favor.
446
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,623
A favor?
447
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,759
You took a cat
and turned it into a girl.
448
00:17:58,761 --> 00:17:59,827
Oh, I can't believe that.
449
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,894
Why can't I believe that?
450
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:01,929
I'm married to a witch
451
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,831
and a witch can do
anything with anything,
452
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,800
so she just took a cat
and turned it into a girl,
453
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:07,668
and my friend, Wally,
fell in love with her.
454
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,769
What's so hard to believe?
455
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,037
Darrin, please.
456
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,439
Can you change her back?
457
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:13,741
Not in front
of all those people.
458
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,075
What are we going to do?
459
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,945
You're Wally's friend.
You tell him.
460
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,447
You're right.
461
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,549
I'll have to tell him.
462
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,884
I'll go right out there
and tell him.
463
00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:28,422
Tell him what?
464
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:31,959
Just try and discourage
his feeling for her.
465
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:33,521
I'll take care
of the rest later.
466
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:47,908
Darrin, have a heart.
467
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,910
Ling-Ling and I were
planning for tomorrow.
468
00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,445
Wally, this can't wait.
469
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,046
It's about her.
470
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,482
What about her?
471
00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:56,984
Well, she...
472
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,151
she's no good.
473
00:18:58,153 --> 00:18:59,820
What?
474
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:01,188
You heard me.
475
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:02,956
Well, why would you say
a thing like that?
476
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,693
Because she's...
477
00:19:05,695 --> 00:19:07,762
She's just not right for you.
478
00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:10,398
Well, let me be
the judge of that,
479
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,665
besides you hardly know her.
480
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,667
Believe me,
I know more about her
481
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:14,668
than I can say right now.
482
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,771
I don't care about her past.
483
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,038
She's told me all about that.
484
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,172
I know she's been around,
485
00:19:19,174 --> 00:19:21,141
but she's always managed
to land on her feet.
486
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:22,410
There's more to it than that.
487
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,278
You just don't understand.
Look, Darrin,
488
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,179
I've always considered you
a friend of mine,
489
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:27,481
but you're out of line on this.
490
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,849
Wally, I am your friend.
491
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,518
If you only knew
how much of a friend
492
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,720
I'm trying to be, that...
493
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:35,022
Wally!
494
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:38,459
Oh! Ling-Ling,
we were just talking about you.
495
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,027
Um...
496
00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:42,897
you will excuse us?
497
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,334
Ling-Ling,
you forgot your drink.
498
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:48,903
Oh, thank you.
499
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,039
What happened?
500
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,173
What could happen?
501
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,642
He still doesn't know
she's a cat,
502
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,143
but now he thinks I'm a rat.
503
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:57,344
Don't you worry.
504
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,212
I think everything
is going to be just fine.
505
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:00,213
I'll bet.
506
00:20:00,215 --> 00:20:01,715
I put something in her drink.
507
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:03,216
Catnip, I suppose.
508
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:04,985
Yes!
509
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:06,053
Sam, you didn't?
510
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:07,321
I did.
511
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:08,956
It'll relax her.
512
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,926
She just may tip her paw.
513
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,231
You look lovely
in the moonlight.
514
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:23,471
Mm...
515
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,873
Ling-Ling, I'm crazy about you.
516
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,975
Everybody's interfering,
but I won't listen.
517
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,344
I think you're the most
wonderful girl in the world.
518
00:20:30,346 --> 00:20:31,378
[LAUGHS]
519
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,880
You're so beautiful.
520
00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:36,016
You're so graceful, so sweet.
521
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:37,918
[GIGGLES]
522
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,188
Are you all right, Ling-Ling?
523
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,190
Purr-fect.
524
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:44,257
Now, listen,
525
00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:45,759
there's something very important
526
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:46,760
I want to tell you.
527
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:47,928
Don't drink any more.
528
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,697
I want you to hear
what I have to say.
529
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:53,400
Give it back.
530
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:54,835
What's the matter, Ling-Ling?
531
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,836
I want it back.
532
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:56,904
Ling-Ling.
533
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:59,139
I want it back!
534
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,609
Sounds like the lovebirds
are having a little spat.
535
00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:02,810
Oh, I hope not.
536
00:21:02,812 --> 00:21:04,277
They were getting along so well.
537
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,646
[HISSES]
538
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,921
Does a little nip
mean more to you than I do?
539
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,859
Ling-Ling,
I thought you cared for me.
540
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,427
[HISSES]
541
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,735
You may need this.
542
00:21:27,737 --> 00:21:28,737
Don't stray too far.
543
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,210
Louise, I think we'd better go.
544
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,879
Larry, wait.
545
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,781
It is getting late.
546
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:42,950
But Wally is coming in.
547
00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:46,420
Oh, my, Wally!
548
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:47,922
What happened?
549
00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,489
Ling-Ling.
550
00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:50,624
You were right, Darrin.
551
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,626
There must be
something wrong with her.
552
00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:54,227
I think she's a...
Or something.
553
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,395
Wally, I'm sorry.
554
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,364
I don't know what came over her.
555
00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:59,767
All I did was just
take her drink away from her,
556
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:01,435
and all of a sudden,
she arched her back
557
00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:03,003
and hissed at me
and scratched me.
558
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,004
It was terrible.
559
00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:06,306
Good heavens.
560
00:22:06,308 --> 00:22:08,008
That's too bad, my boy,
but don't worry.
561
00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:09,476
She probably had a bit too much.
562
00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:10,978
It happens
in the best of families.
563
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,980
She'll probably call
and apologize tomorrow.
564
00:22:12,982 --> 00:22:14,915
Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that.
565
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,317
It's better that
you found out now than later.
566
00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:18,986
Yeah, I guess so.
567
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:19,987
LARRY:
Of course!
568
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,421
After all, you're going to be
569
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,623
a famous photographer.
570
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,992
Think of all the pretty girls
you'll be meeting.
571
00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:27,494
Yeah.
572
00:22:27,496 --> 00:22:29,429
It was just
disappointing, though.
573
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:33,233
We had a date tomorrow
to go bird watching.
574
00:22:39,842 --> 00:22:41,441
[HUMMING]
575
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,379
What are you doing now?
576
00:22:46,381 --> 00:22:47,481
Oh, it's for that cat
577
00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,049
that's been
hanging around, Abner.
578
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:51,619
I feel guilty
for what happened today.
579
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:52,920
What happened?
580
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:55,489
I accused her
of molesting Tweety.
581
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:56,757
She should get a medal.
582
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:57,925
I'm just going to leave her
583
00:22:57,927 --> 00:23:00,027
a saucer of milk to apologize.
584
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,897
Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss.
585
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:11,905
Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
586
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:16,910
Well, it's here
when you're ready, puss.
587
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,021
It's been quite a day,
hasn't it?
588
00:23:27,023 --> 00:23:29,023
Yes, but it turned out
all right.
589
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:30,791
Even for Ling-Ling.
590
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,459
Ling-Ling!
591
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,427
I forgot to change her back.
592
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:49,076
Abner, there's a woman
in a fur coat
593
00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:50,077
lapping up the milk.
594
00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:51,311
Is there?
595
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,013
Ling-Ling.
596
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,949
Abner, will you
please come look?
597
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,254
Abner, hurry!
598
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:06,861
Ling...
599
00:24:13,903 --> 00:24:15,569
Good.
600
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:25,946
Here, Gladys.
601
00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:28,182
I thought I'd be
prepared this time.
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