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Everything here is just
beautiful, Samantha.
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Thank you, Gertrude.
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If I look a little green,
it's pure envy.
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I break out whenever I see
a friend happily married.
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Your turn will come.
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I know, but when?
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As soon as you meet
the right man.
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Have any idea where he's hiding?
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I'll bet Darrin knows
plenty of nice single men.
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Ohh, I don't want to
seem too eager, Samantha,
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but I'm always available.
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I'll have him invite someone
to dinner Friday night.
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Ohh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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Don't worry about it. It's only
an inexpensive replica.
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It can be replaced.
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It didn't look inexpensive.
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Looks can be deceiving.
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Now, Gertrude, are you gonna
be able to come for dinner
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Friday night?
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Sure.
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But I think you'd be better off
inviting Hurricane Hannah.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't be silly.
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See you Friday night.
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Thanks.
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What time Friday?
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Eight o'clock.
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I told you it could be replaced.
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[♪♪♪]
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Honey, I'm home.
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Hi there, sweetheart.
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Hi, baby.
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Did you have a hard day
at the office?
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The usual.
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I bet you're glad to have a nice
home to return to after work.
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You bet I am.
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Can I fix you a drink?
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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I bet some fellows at the office
aren't that lucky.
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None of them are.
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Some of them probably
aren't even married.
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Are you driving
at something, Sam?
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Why would you say that?
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Something about your approach.
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There are probably lots
of attractive bachelors
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at the office, aren't there?
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Why?
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Darrin, does every question
have to have a "why" behind it?
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Look, Sam, nobody asks
a question like that
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without having
an ulterior motive.
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Now, you own up.
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What is it?
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Do you have some
single girlfriend
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who's looking for a husband?
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Well, there is one
lovely girl I know.
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Uh-huh. Who?
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Gertrude.
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Do I know her?
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You met her
at the hospital benefit.
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Oh.
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Was she the one with the...?
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No, that's Lola.
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Was she the one with the...?
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No, I think you're
thinking about Nancy.
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I am thinking about Nancy.
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Forget about Nancy!
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Think about Gertrude.
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I'm afraid she didn't make much
of an impression on me, Sam.
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She'll make a fine impression
on some poor lonely boy
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at your office.
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No, she won't.
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I don't know any
poor lonely boys.
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What about that artist friend
of yours?
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Kermit.
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Oh, you're kidding!
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Kermit's having a ball
being single.
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Women throw themselves
at his feet.
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What a life that Kermit lives.
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You were leading the same
kind of life when you met me.
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And you were glad to give it up.
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Weren't you?
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Sure I was, Sam.
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But a girl like you
doesn't come along every day.
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Neither does a girl
like Gertrude.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you ask Kermit
to dinner Friday night?
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Sam, if there's one thing Kermit
is not in the market for,
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it's a wife.
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Darling, I'm just asking you
to invite him to dinner,
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not his wedding.
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For me?
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Please?
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Hi, Kermit.
Hi, Darrin.
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Mmm. Boy!
You like her?
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Who wouldn't?
Name's Susan.
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I know. I met her with you
a few times, remember?
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Oh, that's right.
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Um...
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I guess you're going to be busy
Friday night, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah. She asked me
out to her place.
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That's that.
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That's what?
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My wife had the crazy notion
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that you might like to come
to dinner at our house.
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Is Samantha a good cook?
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Pretty good.
I'll come.
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And walk away from that?
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Well, I can always
walk right back.
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I hope.
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What time?
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Dinner's at 8.
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I'll be there.
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Hey, that's mine, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Candles?
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We always have candles when
we have guests for dinner.
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Tonight I'd like the lights on.
Why?
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So that Kermit can get a good
look at your friend Gertrude.
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Now, darling,
don't make it sound
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as if I'm trying
to put something over on him.
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Well, aren't you?
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When he gets to know Gertrude,
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he's going to thank you
for bringing them together.
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If she were the kind of girl
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that would make an impression
on Kermit,
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I'd remember her
from the hospital benefit.
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Don't judge everybody's tastes
by your own, sweetheart.
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One man's meat
is another man's...
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I know this particular man's
tastes, Sam, believe me.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Now, you behave yourself.
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I'll try.
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Hi. I hope I'm not late.
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No, you're the first one here.
Come on in, Gertrude.
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Hi, Darrin.
Nice seeing you again.
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Hi, Gertrude.
Nice seeing you again.
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Married life
must agree with you.
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You've put on a little weight,
haven't you?
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Oh, have I?
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Well, you look
just about the same.
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Really?
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I'd better retreat
to the powder room
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and see whether I can
do something about that.
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I don't remember her at all.
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Darrin!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it, honey.
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Hello, Darrin.
Hi, Kermit. Come on in.
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Thank you. Hi, Samantha.
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Hello, Kermit.
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Ah, what'll I do
with this, Darrin?
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[CRASH]
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Oh, my gosh!
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Was it valuable?
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Don't ask.
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Don't kid.
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Don't worry. It can be
replaced just like that.
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Stop trying to frighten
the poor man. I'll do that.
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Hi. I'm Gertrude.
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Oh, I'm Kermit.
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Thanks for setting me straight
about that vase.
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My old buddy here
had me worried for a minute.
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Well, that vase happened to be
an authentic relic.
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Ha. So am I.
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Were you warned about me or do
I come as a horrible surprise?
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You're a delightful surprise.
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Tell me all about yourself.
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Oh, it's a terribly
uninteresting story.
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Why don't you tell me
all about you?
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With pleasure. You just happened
to hit on my favorite subject.
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[WHISPERS]
He likes her.
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Where did she get the idea
that vase could be replaced?
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Oh, don't worry about it,
darling. It can.
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Samantha.
Mm-hm?
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Is Gertrude a...?
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A what?
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You know.
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Really, Darrin!
Now, come on.
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[KERMIT AND GERTRUDE
CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
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They seem to have taken to
each other. Isn't that nice?
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"Nice" isn't the word.
It's strange.
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You're surrounded by
beautiful girls day and night.
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I must come as quite a shock.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I'm not exactly
the model type.
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I think you're
a very lovely type
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and I wish you'd stop
running yourself down.
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Darrin, this girl is terrific.
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Where have you been hiding her?
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You'll have to ask
my wife that question.
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Uh, what are you people
drinking?
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie.
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Uh, what's that?
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It's my own invention.
It's composed of...
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Two parts vodka, one part gin
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and one part
bicarbonate of soda.
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How in the world
did you know that?
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I don't know. I must be psychic.
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I'll have a Crazy Charlie too.
It sounds interesting.
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Two Crazy Charlies coming up.
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Make that three.
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Three Crazy Charlies.
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And one bicarb of soda.
Straight.
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I can't get over
you knowing about Crazy Charlie.
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I bet you two find you have
a lot of things in common.
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Ah, Kermit, come here.
I need your help.
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I'll go.
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DARRIN:
I want Kermit.
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Excuse me.
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What do you think of him?
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As a rule,
I don't like handsome men,
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but he's the exception.
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Be careful.
Of what?
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Gertrude.
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What's the matter with her?
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I'm not sure.
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She seems perfectly okay to me.
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Believe me, I know more about
these things than you do.
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Since when?
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Since I got married.
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Listen, chum, a marriage license
is not a Master's degree.
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I know what I'm talking about!
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So do I.
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Take my advice:
Ignore that girl.
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I've got a better idea.
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What?
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I'll ignore you.
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Oh, Kermit.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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It's, uh... different.
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So are you.
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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The curlew are passing over
early this year.
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Don't tell me
you're a bird lover!
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It's my one passion.
Don't tell me you are!
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Oh, I have many hidden
passions. That's one.
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Hey, I've got a great idea.
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You want me to go birdwatching
with you tomorrow morning.
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Gertrude, that's
absolutely astonishing.
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Confess. You possess
supernatural powers.
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Samantha, can I speak to you
in the kitchen for a minute?
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When?
Now!
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Excuse me.
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Is Gertrude a witch?
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Ha-ha-ha. Darrin!
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Is that why you've
been acting so funny?
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I've been acting funny?!
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I'm glad you recognize it.
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Oh, come on, Sam!
I want a straight answer.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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For Kermit's sake.
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Gertrude is no more
of a witch than...
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Than you are! I thought so.
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Oh, I forgot myself
for a minute.
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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All right, Gertrude is a witch.
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All of my friends are witches
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and we're just waiting
for the right time
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to swoop down on
Morning Glory Circle
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00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,274
and claim it in the name
of Beelzebub.
262
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,543
Oh, come on, Sam. Quit kidding.
263
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,312
Who's kidding?
264
00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:42,216
I have to check my roast.
265
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,209
Sam?
Yes, dear?
266
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:09,777
Do something for me, will you?
267
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,112
Anything.
268
00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:13,714
Tell me honestly.
Is she or isn't she?
269
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:15,216
Is she or isn't she what?
270
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,118
Oh, come on, Sam.
This is serious.
271
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,387
Kermit's stopped dating
all of his old girlfriends.
272
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,509
He's going out with Gertrude
every single night.
273
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:26,260
Ohh! That does sound serious.
274
00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:28,529
What I want to know is why.
275
00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,731
Don't you think you ought
to ask Kermit?
276
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:33,267
I did ask Kermit. He can't
figure it out either.
277
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:36,637
It's obvious they
like each other very much.
278
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,239
It's obvious she's a witch.
279
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,174
Does a girl have to be a witch
280
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,343
to make a man give up
all his old girlfriends?
281
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,246
If the man's Kermit
and the girl's Gertrude, yes.
282
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:47,015
That's ridiculous, Darrin.
283
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,749
I know your tricks, Samantha.
284
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,586
I didn't use one single trick
to bring them together.
285
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,755
That proves she's a witch!
286
00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:55,923
How does that prove it?
287
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,925
How did she know
about Crazy Charlie?
288
00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,661
Oh.
289
00:13:00,663 --> 00:13:03,197
Well, I just did it
to get them started.
290
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,865
She's very shy, you know.
291
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,966
Oh.
292
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,502
And the curlew?
293
00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:09,970
You brought them over a wee bit
early this year, didn't you?
294
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:11,839
They were on their way anyway.
295
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:13,574
It was only a matter
of a couple of weeks.
296
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:16,177
Sam, do you realize
this nonsense of yours
297
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,046
could end up with those two
getting married?
298
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,248
Wouldn't that be nice?
299
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,450
A joke's a joke,
but this is no joke!
300
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:24,385
Kermit shouldn't be married
under a spell.
301
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,055
Darling, nobody gets married
under a witch's spell.
302
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,989
We haven't got
that kind of power.
303
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:30,824
No?
No.
304
00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:33,727
A man meets a girl,
they fall in love,
305
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,329
and he asks her to marry him.
306
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,997
Just like you asked me.
307
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:40,834
How do I know I wasn't
under your spell?
308
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,637
Is that what you think?
309
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,540
I don't know what I think.
310
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,442
Except I do think
Gertrude's a witch.
311
00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:53,381
What do you have
against witches?
312
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:55,849
Well, nothing personally, but...
313
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:58,286
But what?
314
00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:03,091
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
315
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:21,409
Hi, Darrin.
Kermit.
316
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,377
Did you okay those layouts?
317
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,513
Not yet.
318
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,482
Look, Kermit, I think
we'd better have a talk.
319
00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:28,882
About what?
320
00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:31,085
About the way you've been
treating your old friends.
321
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,086
What friends?
322
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,188
For example, Susan.
Susan?
323
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,624
You know, you haven't called her
since you met Gertrude.
324
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,127
I haven't been going out
with anybody but Gertrude.
325
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,361
Is that any reason
326
00:14:40,363 --> 00:14:42,263
to turn your back on
an old friend like Susan?
327
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:45,133
Susan's not a friend.
She's a girl.
328
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,967
Susan is a person!
329
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,936
And she's interested
in you as a person.
330
00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:50,871
In your career, in your mind.
331
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,306
You've got to be kidding.
332
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,228
Come on, okay those layouts,
will you?
333
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,677
I can't now. I'm too busy.
334
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,146
When will you be able to?
335
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,813
Not until tomorrow
at the earliest.
336
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,482
They have to go
to the engravers.
337
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,716
Maybe late tomorrow.
338
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:03,917
How late?
339
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,253
Ten o'clock.
340
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,420
At night?
341
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,821
We'll have dinner and drinks.
342
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,424
I'll meet you
at the Interlude at 10:00.
343
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,964
Of course I remember you,
Darrin.
344
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,633
You work with
that treacherous Kermit
345
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,768
who hasn't called me
in more than a month.
346
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,137
A spell?
347
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:27,341
Well, if he's been sick I'm sure
I can make him feel better.
348
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,777
All right. The Interlude at 10.
349
00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:31,879
I'll be there.
350
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,118
[PHONE RINGING]
351
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:41,922
Hello, Kermit?
352
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,958
Sorry to disappoint you,
Gertrude. It's only me.
353
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,729
If I sound like a giddy girl
in love, it's your fault.
354
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,198
What are you doing tonight?
355
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,132
I plan on going to sleep early.
356
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:54,835
It's the first night in weeks
I won't be seeing Kermit.
357
00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:58,639
And I think I know why.
358
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:02,210
Kermit and Darrin are meeting
at the Interlude tonight.
359
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,011
Darrin says it's business,
360
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,581
but monkey business
is more like it.
361
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,116
He doesn't know it yet,
but I'm going along
362
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:11,885
and I want you to meet me there
at 10:00.
363
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,623
Good.
364
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,760
You know something?
365
00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:21,229
I miss Gertrude.
366
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,531
That's sweet.
It's crazy.
367
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:24,599
She's the only girl I know
368
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,400
I never run out
of conversation with.
369
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,269
I think I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
370
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:30,504
That's wonderful!
371
00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:33,073
What made you suddenly
think of a thing like that?
372
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,442
I didn't suddenly think of it.
373
00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,110
I've been thinking about it
for weeks.
374
00:16:36,112 --> 00:16:37,445
Hi.
375
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:38,512
Susan!
376
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,147
I hope I didn't
keep you waiting.
377
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:41,949
Oh, hi, Susan.
378
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,016
Waiting?
379
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:44,218
No, no, of course not.
380
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,720
I don't believe
you've met my wife.
381
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,787
Samantha, this is Susan.
382
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:47,955
Hello.
383
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,557
You two I'm sure
will like each other.
384
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,591
I'm sure.
385
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,126
Won't you sit down, Susan?
386
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,462
Thank you.
Please, take my chair, Susan.
387
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:55,730
You know, it's a funny thing,
388
00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:57,965
Kermit and I were
talking about you today.
389
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,032
Weren't we, Kermit?
390
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,301
SUSAN:
I'm glad to hear that.
391
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,270
He said some very nice things.
392
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,937
Very nice.
393
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,039
Did you tell him about the night
our car broke down
394
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,308
near that funny roadhouse?
395
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,510
And we had to walk
through the rain.
396
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:11,912
And you swept me up in your arms
and carried me.
397
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,847
KERMIT:
And I slipped.
398
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:16,016
We went splashing into
that muddy water.
399
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,018
[LAUGHS]
400
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,189
I'd almost forgotten.
401
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,491
Susan's quite a girl.
402
00:17:23,493 --> 00:17:24,958
I'll bet.
403
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,427
When Darrin called me today,
404
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:28,896
I had some misgivings as to
whether I should see you again.
405
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:30,531
But now I don't.
406
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,401
I bet you two had
marvelous times together.
407
00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:38,806
Don't bet on that. You'd lose.
408
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:41,309
But you said...
409
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,976
Kermit carried you
through the rain.
410
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,479
And dropped me
in the mud puddle.
411
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,182
Oh, those rippling muscles
are nothing but butterfat.
412
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,118
But he was doing his best.
413
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,820
I bet you had real fun together.
414
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,489
Fun? Oh, it was terrible!
415
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,192
I'm glad I finally
got the chance
416
00:17:58,194 --> 00:17:59,427
to tell you off.
417
00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:03,531
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to leave.
418
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,066
Don't hesitate on my account.
No, wait!
419
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,802
For what?
420
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,838
I've had it with this
musclebound Sir Galahad.
421
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,473
Don't ever call me again.
422
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:15,042
And that goes for you too.
423
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,383
Susan's never talked
like that before.
424
00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:24,418
It is strange.
425
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,387
She was so friendly at first.
426
00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:29,323
She wouldn't have if my wife
had gone and powdered her nose
427
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,592
instead of twitching it
in other people's business.
428
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,594
I didn't say a word.
429
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,295
You didn't have to.
430
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,655
I'm looking for
Mrs. Stephens, please.
431
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,924
Oh, of course. Right this way.
432
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,962
My goodness, look who's here.
433
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,131
Gertrude!
Kermit!
434
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,453
I don't know how you got here
but I'm sure glad you did.
435
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:19,306
I want to ask you a question.
436
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:20,441
Would you excuse us?
437
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:21,876
Yes, of course.
438
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:28,181
Dirty pool.
439
00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:30,284
All's fair in love and war.
440
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:31,752
Samantha, once and for all,
441
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,621
stop interfering
in Kermit's wife.
442
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:34,623
Life!
443
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,491
Samantha,
Gertrude would like you
444
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:38,826
to join her in the powder room.
445
00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,494
She's crying.
446
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,162
What did you say to her?
447
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,664
I asked her to marry me.
448
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,699
Congratulations!
449
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:51,639
Well, what are you
looking so unhappy about?
450
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:53,140
I'm the one who's
getting married.
451
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,542
I'm sorry I have
to tell you this,
452
00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,343
but there doesn't seem
to be any other way.
453
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:57,812
Tell me.
454
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,379
You're not gonna believe this.
455
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:01,315
I believe whatever
anybody tells me.
456
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:02,783
Gertrude's a witch.
457
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,552
Except that.
I'm not kidding!
458
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,353
Listen to me, Kermit.
Now, look, Darrin.
459
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:10,858
Stop making insinuating remarks
about Gertrude.
460
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,620
Or I won't invite you
to the wedding.
461
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:29,209
Sweetheart.
462
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,711
Mmm.
463
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:31,812
You'd better wake up
464
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,313
or by the time we get
to the wedding,
465
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,883
Gertrude will have already
flown off on her broom.
466
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:38,919
Very funny. Very funny.
467
00:20:40,356 --> 00:20:43,390
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
468
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:46,226
Oh, dear. It's raining.
469
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:48,662
An omen of things to come
for poor Kermit.
470
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,598
Darrin!
471
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:04,011
No witch would let herself
get married on a day like this.
472
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,412
Matter of fact,
473
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:08,983
no witch would even attend
a wedding on a day like this.
474
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,666
Good.
475
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,206
A union embodying such an ideal
476
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,376
is not be entered into
lightly or unadvisedly,
477
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,646
but reverently, discreetly,
478
00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:41,281
advisedly, soberly
and in the fear of God.
479
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:44,952
Into such a union
you come now to be joined.
480
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:48,388
If there be any here present
who knows any just cause
481
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,991
why they may not lawfully
be joined in marriage,
482
00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,393
I require him now
to make it known
483
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,762
or...
484
00:21:56,198 --> 00:21:59,800
Darrin, you wouldn't
say anything, would you?
485
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:02,269
Well, um...
486
00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:04,337
They're so much in love.
487
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:06,106
And it isn't witchcraft.
488
00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:09,076
You do believe me, don't you?
489
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,782
I believe you.
490
00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:19,920
Forever after to hold his peace.
491
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,890
Do you, Kermit, take this woman
492
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:24,458
to be your lawful wedded wife,
493
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,795
to love and to cherish,
to have and to hold,
494
00:22:27,797 --> 00:22:28,896
and forsaking all others,
495
00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:30,330
will you cleave to her
496
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:33,033
and to her only so long
as you both shall live?
497
00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,101
I will.
498
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,268
Do you, Gertrude,
499
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,671
take this man to be your
lawful wedded husband,
500
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,206
to love and to cherish,
501
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,975
to have and to hold,
502
00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:43,744
and forsaking all others,
will you cleave to him
503
00:22:43,746 --> 00:22:46,546
and to him only so long
as you both shall live?
504
00:22:46,548 --> 00:22:48,048
I will.
505
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,884
I now declare you man and wife.
506
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,535
Wasn't that a marvelous party?
507
00:23:08,537 --> 00:23:11,171
It was great.
508
00:23:11,173 --> 00:23:13,607
You know, I can't get over
how much Kermit's changed.
509
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,976
Changed?
510
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,378
Yes, it's just been
a few weeks and he's...
511
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,048
Well, I don't know,
he's acting like a...
512
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:22,349
Married man.
513
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,519
You know something, Sam?
Mmm?
514
00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:28,555
Love can cast almost as powerful
a spell on a man
515
00:23:28,557 --> 00:23:29,890
as witchcraft.
516
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:32,526
I'll let you in on
a little professional secret.
517
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:35,729
It's a lot more potent than
anything we can conjure up.
518
00:23:35,731 --> 00:23:37,698
Yeah.
519
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,633
[CRASH]
520
00:23:40,703 --> 00:23:42,002
DARRIN:
Oh, boy.
521
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,172
Here we go again.
522
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,074
Honey, I'm sorry.
523
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:49,276
Honey, couldn't you have found
a safer place for it?
524
00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:50,811
This was bound to happen again.
525
00:23:50,813 --> 00:23:52,680
Well, I thought
it would be all right.
526
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,148
Would you do me a favor?
527
00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:55,348
Mmm.
528
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,350
Would you put it
back together again?
529
00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,721
I thought you didn't like me
correcting mistakes that way.
530
00:24:00,723 --> 00:24:01,855
I'm making an exception.
531
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,757
Would you please put it
back together again?
532
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:05,059
All right.
533
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:11,531
That's fabulous.
534
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,968
Would you like me
to do a little magic?
535
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:17,771
You? Magic?
536
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,106
What did you have in mind?
537
00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:21,875
Something that you'll like,
I think.
538
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,911
Be my guest.
539
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,887
Well, what do you know?
It worked.
540
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,689
That's one you can count on.
541
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:38,425
It'll work every time.
542
00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:47,234
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